Board: /v/
"/v/ - Video Games" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of PC and console video games.
Why does /v/ hate the Last of Us? >I want you to kill me so we both die.
The fuck was his plan? What is it with zoomers and flashy lights gimmicks? Today is the 14th anniversary of the Etrian Odyssey series. Let's celebrate it with a thread because we sure won't be celebrating it with a new game. ITT: Achievements which require a glitch or cheating to unlock
>leave the PS3 on overnight while having something hold the circle button for over 10 hours
Theres no fucking way the devs done this legit without the intention of these glitches
Maybe it was a giant "fuck you" to achivement hunters.
Maybe the devs were so retarded they assumed r&c1 had a bolt multiplier. You've safely disposed of your PSP's expanding battery by now, haven't you? >developers bring camgirls to their E3 event
>there's a glimpse of the ceo groping one of them
why are russians like this? Holy fuck this year is going to be amazing for us SwitchChads What happened tp anime made for adults? Stardew Valley
Post your farm if it's so great. New leaks soon. Are you ready? What is the shittiest gun to plague bideo gaymes and why is it the Heckler and Koch USP Match? Ahem
GET VR
https://streamable.com/2zd32w why do i like these funny sunglasses so much What happened to this game? I recently got into it and it's so much fun, the combat has that almost perfect tense atmosphere and the setting, level design and art design are awesome. Why do I never see anyone talking about it? Post game parodies without posting them.
I'll start with a lewd one. When I was a kid I asked my dad to buy me Fallout 2. He bought Flatout 2 instead. No regrets. What's the dumbest plot twist in any game? What game is peak JRPG?
And why is it Persona 5? Why were the trailers better than the actual game? Whats your favorite videogame featuring a Goat? What's your fastest time in the demo? Have you even played the demo yet? Are you playing through any MH games right now? What do you think about Ahtal-Ka?
Are you excited for Rise? Why do companies try so hard with realistic graphics, when I'd fap just as easily to a good simple and cute design? Sexy anime girls have been scientifically proven to increase media sales by up to 160.0% regardless of context. Why do western video game developers hate capitalism and the free market? What a cool trailer.
https://youtu.be/gN8geCTlZOo What the fuck are people complaining about? I'm on PC and there's some jank, but overall it's not bad. >the first person you meet is a perfect wife material
>find out she's already married with children
Such cruelty should be illegal
Imagine Robin coming back home after a long day of work, sweat just steaming off her body as she removes that sweater and coat, revealing her strong but still graceful body of a mature, hardworking woman and smiling at you warmly as you embrace her and just take a SSSSSNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF of that wonderful aroma, this sweet stentch of a woman hard at work
That will never happen because she chose NIGGER COCK How many games have Vicarious Vision destroyed? Crash Trilogy, Tony Hawk, Spyro... and now Demon's Souls >it's fun with friends!
Is this an actual argument? I've never played games with friends so i wouldn't know. aside from crashing and freezing every 10 minutes, it's alright What brings a man to not having a gf? I need the stupidest Kingdom Hearts images. I wouldn't buy a Nintendo Switch. >Professor, are you crying again?
>Oh... I suppose that was thoughtless of me to say...
>You're so blinded by grief that you can't see what's going on right in front of you.
>Are you waiting for time to heal your wounds?
>Or have you curled up in a corner and lost the will to carry on with life?
>Only you can truly understand your own sadness.
>Others can sympathize or even empathize, but all anyone else can offer are the tears of an outsider looking in.
>So I have no intention of crying for you, or of standing still with you.
>All I can do is promise to reach out my hand when the time comes for me to move forward. https://15.ai/
They've got Spongebob, Carl, Daria, Dan, everyone at TF2 and Steven Universe. Have fun vidyaposting - I know I will!
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ARPABET pronunciation guide - pretty indispensible for pronunciations that the AI hasn't figured out yet
https://audio-joiner.com/
Character limit too constrictive? Don't have Audacity? Just pop your mp3s into here, and remember to disable crossfade.
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Need to get the right emotion out of your character? This will make things easier. Make it Vidya related What happens to our Steam games if Valve goes bankrupt or stops existing? Is it worth playing again?
Haven't played this game in years... Why didn't CDPR hire Andrew WK for Silverhand role? He's perfect. Shit! Waveanon, Hertz Princess needs your help! Use your Mega Man Star Force knowledge to defeat the EM virus and save her! His last game filtered an entire country.
His next game will filter the world. >playing AC for first time
>something about being in a simulation
>start reading about 'Animus'
Why does this exist? Why would you need to connect the narratives of the different games beyond 'there is a historical society of assassins'? Why would you need to explain things like map boundaries as 'part of the simulation'? Why would you put something into the game that takes you out of the narrative? What drunk do you play when game? >"Hey anon, get on voice chat!
>My microphone broke haha
How does /v/ deal with social anxiety in video games? Are there any games you traditionally replay at least once a year? Both MGSV and Death Stranding proved that Kojima is actually a way better game designer than he is a storyteller. He should stop trying to focusing on wordy cutscenes and more on interesting game mechanics instead. Why has this character taken off so much in popularity despite us knowing basically nothing about her? when did story and writing become more important to game developers than actual gameplay? why aren't there any good LOTR rts games Why are multiplayer games so ass nowadays? 3d mario worlds:
>a tropical hotel and casino
>a big city where you can scale every building
>big amusment park
>a lake with an underwater city
>a big fortress where you climb to the top
>the moon
>a forest filled with mechanical bases and with a big dark underground forest if you fall off the map
>a world made out of giant toys
>a toxic cavernous maze
>a colorful ocean with islands made of food
>many more
2d mario worlds (aside from mario land games)
>plains
>desert
>beach
>forest
>ice
>mountain
>sky
>lava
>bonus level hub
>a cave
>everything is big
What causes this divide? How did Nintendo get away with stealing Toriyama's design? fun and it has nice music what games were especially memorable and stuck with you ? It's Sunday, /v/! Today, we're playing Counter Strike: Source. I think we've exhausted all the CS for Kids jokes we can. Hop on!
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>Hop on and play! I like these games, do you? :) How does this compare to Oddysey and Galaxy? Are you excited for Bowser's Fury? So I learned that the game clearly "loves me". Anyway, I'd like some advice. shock me with how old some games are now
twilight princess came out like 15 years ago, meanwhile to me that would mean crash bandicoot just released games that take place at the beach are the best... Would you play proper shadow the hedgehog slasher game from platinumgames?
Honestly with strong sega relationship, i don't understand how it's still not happen, the edge and dark character of Shadow is perfect for a platinumgames slasher game What are you expecting for Zelda's 35th Anniversary? PC version of FF7 "Remake" when? Need that 120fps. Replaying the PS4 version makes my eyes bleed. >jrpg buff
>it's just a guy doing a smug anime face Who was the canon love interest for Link in OoT? You are now a major player in the last game you played but you have no special abilities and are a regular person, what happens? Peach, lay off the mushrooms... Do you think Rockstar laughed at them behind closed doors? >newer pokemon have no sou- Why are female grapplers so rare? What's next for Bioshock? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGCOTjVIqmE
SQUARE-ENIX What are the chances Trauma Center comes back? Your deepest vidya wishes /v/ admit, he's a shoo in for Smash
>no guns
Joker
>too violent
>Bayonetta
>video game characters only
as if your made up rules mean anything, most of these "rules" have been broken since Ultimate came out, it's not like this one is some super duper special rule >got kicked out of guild for saying I won't get vaccinated Was The Family justified in its ways of survival? Did you arrange a peaceful solution between them and Arefu? What game will you play on your day off? why are there no games that focus on indian folklore This is Mega Man in 2021. Post yfw when you hear the *click* It's not bad, no lock on is fucking annoying and no styles is sad. Other than that and the fact it shares the name of Devil May Cry, if this was it's own IP and all the characters just had different names. I'd say it's a solid 7/10. What are Your favorite Kino moments in Vidya?
https://www.befunky.com/create/collage/ Is Shantae a good character?
Are her games fun? Why does the Duke controller filtered so many normalfags ? Your favorite video game as an ice cream flavor.
Counter Strike: Source - Old Fashioned Vanilla In a few months, it will be 9 years since the best 3DS game was released.
Would a sequel work for the switch? Or would it be reserved for a future hand-held console? If the switch is the end of nintendo handhelds, would they ever modify the game so it can be played? Dual screens don’t seem to be coming to the switch >wake up
>this anime sword boy you've never heard of is now a smash fighter
How mad are you Did you know how to play this game back in the day? Come home, see this, what do? Free for another 3 days get in here friends and start shitting up games Makes the entire /v/ absolute seethe as never before So did Koons actually see everyone complaining about the new artstyle and try to hide it? I can't believe it was Bandai Namco who HIRED THIS MAN There's a new Ghosts and Goblins Resurrection video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq-kAo2piKo
The artstyle is starting to grow on me and it seems it will be a new entry after all.
What are you thoughts? Morrigan is still the best romanceable npc in any game... >have to wait 5 more years at least for the next part of Final Fantasy 7 Remake Previous Thread: >>540761953
>Post references and names in one post
>Keep it vidya origin
>No shitposting, if a post breaks the rules, DO report and hide it. DON'T respond to it.
>Have fun
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/ic/ sticky: >>>/ic/1579290 >make a new fighting game
>if you don't dumb down the mechanics you can't wider the audience of an already dead genre
>if you dumb down the mechanics the 100 players you have in your games will scream
How we save fighting games?
Alright alright but can we just talk about how one of the colours is orange? I mean, blue, red, green, yellow, all unique and kinda contrasty, but fucking orange? Seriously? First of all orange is an irrelevant ass colour that nobody even knows as "orange", we all call it "red 2" anyways. And like how about a white recruit how about idk maybe any other colour that's not literally the same as the one before because bro who thought pf that like who thought "yeah lets put some red and yeah lets put some yellow and woops guess the next one's orange" like WTF MAN ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME LIKE BRO WTF MAN YOU DONT EVEN NEED SOME COLOURBLINDNESS SHIT TO NOT BE ABLE TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE FUCKERS LIKE MAN WHAT ARE YOU THST YOU THINK YEAH RED AND ORANGE EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THE DIFFERENCE LIKE NO YOU DIPSHIT LITERALLY NO ONE SEES THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE TWO EXCEPT FOR YOU STUPID FUCKER WITH YOUR MAGIC FUCKING GLASSES LIKE BITCH WHAT ARE YOU LIKE WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO LET US ALL SUFFER WITH THESE TWO NEARLY IDENTICAL COLOURS WHILE YOU SEE EVERYTHING PERFECTLY WHAT IS THIS MAN WHO. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. BRO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CHOOSE FUCKING ORANGE IT'S LIKE THE WORST COLOUR THERE IS AND NOTHING MAKES SENSE HERE LIKE ORANGE WOULDNT EVEN FIT THERE IF THE REST OF THE COLOURS LOOKED DIFFERENT BECAUSE ORANGE ISNT A REAL FUCKING COLOUR IT'S NOT AS STRONG AS THE REST IT'S JUST A SECONDARY COLOUR THAT IS BASICALLY A BITCH ASS REMAKE OF A COOL FUCKING COLOUR AND NOT EVEN A COLOUR ON IT'S OWN THAT'S LIKE HAVING THE AQUAMARINE RECRUIT AND ALSO THE SUNNYSKY RECRUIT OR LIKE SUNSET RED AND REDWINE RED YOU SEE WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY LIKE YEAH MAN THIS SHIT IS FUCKING RETARDED IT HURTS MY EYES WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE I WANT TO DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA do you play games in fullscreen mode, or in windowed mode? just got done with this piece of shit
holy FUCK how did this thing get like 8 sequels?
This is most frustrating time I've had in years
>movement is about as fluid as tar
>climbing is retarded and restrictive
>couldve had player choice that wouldnt even branch much but didnt
>guards are somehow as nimble as you
>at least 1/4 of the side missions are just bullshit
>fuck the """stealth""" requirements in some side missions. the game doesnt tailor to it in the slightest other than "hurr just be behind them"
>the ending sucks and is blatant sequel bait
>the ending sequence is literally like 10 hordes of enemies and it's just tedious
>final boss is literally the easiest fight
>button combos for moves are pants-on-head retarded
>combat in general is clunky while pretending to be fluid (like movement)
how did most of the sequels end up being actually decent games? Now that Zero no Kiseki and Ao no Kiseki have PS4 remastered ports, when can we expect an English localisation? Ok /v/, you're gonna draw something, you're gonna get something back and you're gonna like it.
https://garyc.me/sketch/ Why are monster girls STILL so rare in games? It's always either furries or humans, where are the monster girls!?
No I don't mean in porn, real actual honest games. ITT: vidya OST with the "I want to go back" feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIL8wLwpUAw >game switches genre for a second
>ruins the whole fucking experience Have games become too realistic? marked oooone...! what the heeeellll..! Why did it flop? I played it as a bidybab and i thought it was cool What would a /v/omori be like? ITT: IRL Videogame Bosses >start a game to practice opening
>analyse game afterwards
>click "jump to critical moments"
>jumps to first move
>"d5 was the last turn you played theory" M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL, KILL, KILL.. The Vidya fairy is here /v/! What Vidya related wish do you want granted? I was playing the bangkok level from season 1 and found out that ioi made three actual jordan cross songs. I am actually excited for season 3 to have little details and other things in it besides dark souls shortcuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKeJKCelO1Q&ab_channel=AbrarAli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48FhR3RKYck&ab_channel=AbrarAli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSWzNGt7oEo&ab_channel=AbrarAli What's the worst character creator in gaming? this kills the cyberskunk
"Soldiers, hear my words! The Cold War will soon be over. For the United States and the Soviet Union no longer have the strength or authority to shape the world as they seem fit. Even as America sinks deeper into the quagmire of the Vietnam War, her allies in the West have achieved tremendous economic growth. And with the collapse of its planned economy, Russia can no longer keep up with the financial demands of her vast army. But the end of the Cold War does not mean that peace will follow.
"Freed from the domination of the world's superpowers, nationalism will soon be the driving force behind global politics. And the ever-widening gap between rich and poor will fan the flames of hatred between nations. Nuclear weapons will slip from the superpowers' grasp and spread throughout the world. Soon no one will know when or where the nukes will come from.
"Today's ally may be tomorrow's bitter enemy. Or worse: the time may come when soldiers of the same country will kill their brothers, just like you are now. Who of you can say that tomorrow you won't be aiming your rifles at your neighbors? Your comrades? Your families? Is there no one who has a grudge against you? No one who mocks you? No one who really needs you? Is there truly no one out there who would kill you?
"One of my men is standing amongst you right now. His instructions are to kill you - for your betrayal. Your enemy is standing right beside you. Is it you? Or perhaps you? This planet is like a giant bomb. See how easily it blows itself to bits with a single nuclear warhead. Or rather, a single bullet.
"There he is... It's the enemy!" I was able to run this at 40 fps on high settings with a 1050ti but I get 20 fps on cyberpunk low. Wtf? what games are you playing on your ps vita? >RPG games will never have fun perks and traits in them ever again because everything has to be balanced and "fair" to the player
Actually scratch that, RPG games will never be real RPGs ever again. I'll miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe >And with the Resident Evil 8 trailer, I am forgotten. >heh, so this is it huh? This is the end of your Undertale. He is untamed and ready to rip a new Quake
COME ON, PHIL, TAKE THAT WALLET FOR A WALK
FUCK Why can’t they just do what FNV did and make choice and dialogue actually matter in their game.
If they did that, they’d never have to worry about CDPR ever again >such a lust for revenge... never played the mass effect games before. heard the remaster is coming out soon. are the games kino, or should i not bother Why'd Suzuki decide to doom the franchise? So aside from admittedly mostly shitty radio songs, the soundtrack is pretty cyberpunk if you ask me. https://youtu.be/rRr19a08mHs?t=451 https://www.strawpoll.me/42465845/r Has any artist inspired video games as much as Giger? Is it because Jeff Kaplan is a bad team manager/game director that ultimately led overwatch to be the dead pile of dogshit it is today? >tap A to sprint
What the fuck is their problem? Remember when people were mad at Capcom for making only one uneraseable save file in Resident Evil Mercenaries 3d? It was a sinister attack on the used games market. Post what you're playing right now, let's see your taste anons. What we really should’ve portbegged for were strange journey and etrian odyssey on the Wii U virtual console >... and the Furtive Pygmy, so easily forgotten... The year is 2021
Most gaming rigs still can't run Crysis at 60 fps per second >shoot enemy's left pinky toe with a sniper rifle
>they die instantly What made Ys: Oath In Felghana so good? MEANWHILE ON VAMPIRIC /V/ ! It's the best FF of all time. moments in vidya where you shouted "KINO" at the screen What game has the coolest guns? What the fuck were they thinking? P: 0 other user on this page