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Lasagne on a Friday night cheers boys What is that one small thing that you love doing when cooking? Mine is when you use a griddle pan and flip the meat to get a diamond pattern. This was only a shitty flat steak, but it was fun to cook for the marks.
I also love making sauces that require reduction. When the sauce starts to thicken up and you get the aroma from it, it’s very satisfying. >New chicken place opens nearby
>People online say its good
>See they have a reaper level tender
>Assume its like all the other bullshit marketing
>Take one bite
>Lips still swollen 3 hours later
>Can feel it burning its way down my digestive tract
>I'm gonna have to shit it out later
The extra spicy sandwich was good though >Take Jamal Jr. to his pediatrician
>So, Sharquisha. What does he eat?
>Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, , macaroni and cheese, hot chips, soda
>Alright Sharquisha. *checks off as balanced diet*
Why are pediatricians like this? I want to start eating like a cartoon character.
Stereotypically, this is the most basic looking sandwich. Nothing fancy except for the olive, but is highly recognisable. What other dishes are like that? I've been drinking wine recently.
Found out that I really like Chianti, Sangiovese, and Grenache. No wonder they call this stuff the blood of Jupiter.
Wholly fuck - I didn't realize wine could actually taste good. I now have wine-lust, where I just want to keep drinking it, it's so good, warm summers day good.
Recommend good wines, or discuss wines in general. This thread is for discussing teas, tisanes, and other herbal infusions.
info: types of tea, where to get tea, how to brew tea
https://rentry.org/teageneral
previous thread: >>20389604 (OP) It's up
Beer Chicken With Sean and Marley!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUmph4ayg8 I’m in the market for a rice cooker right now. What rice cooker do you use/what rice cookers do you recommend? I’m thinking about:
>price
>quality
>capacity
>fancy features
I’ve never had a rice cooker before so I’m totally new to this. I don’t need a large capacity and I’m open to spending some money on it if it’s a quality product that’ll last me some years. I eat a lot of rice. >buy bag of potatoes
>4 days later every one has eyes
>throw out untouched bag
so fucking sick of buying potatoes What do you get from the taco truck? have you taken the canned potato pill yet?
1. no peeling
2. already cooked
3. perfect serving size
4. cut up for you
5. stays good for years
6. cheap Which one of these diets sounds more appetizing to you?
>The CIA drew no conclusions about the nutritional makeup of the Soviet and American diets but commonly accepted U.S. health views suggest the Soviet diet may be slightly better. According to the Central Intelligence Agency, an average Soviet citizen consumes 3,280 calories a day, compared to 3,520 calories for the American. The average daily calorie intake in the Soviet Union is: grain products and potatoes, 44 per cent; sugar, 13 per cent; dairy and eggs, 11 per cent; fats and oils, 17 per cent; meat and fish, eight per cent, with seven per cent other products. The American consumes daily: grain products and potatoes, 26 per cent; sugar, 17 per cent; dairy and eggs, 12 per cent; fats and oils, 18 per cent, meat and fish, 21 per cent, and six per cent other products. Americans eat more meat and fish, more sugar, more dairy products and eggs, and more fats and oils and less grain than the average Soviet citizen, and consume more calories. Post your favorite peanut butter + fruit combination
I like dipping grapes in peanut butter and freezing it For me, it's Alexander the Guest. Do you smoke after cooking and eating a satisfying meal? >Americans are so fat that they consider not eating for 16 hours a "fast"
Intermittent fasting is the gayest trend ever, and it completely and utterly ruined any search results for time immemorial for real fasting.
Whats the longest any of you anons have gone without eating? Any advice? I've been trying to go 7 days a few times now and can only make it 4-5 without feeling terrible. In a restraunt with courses, is it faux pas to only order the main?
The way the waiter told me about the menu felt like it was. Fermenting and Pickling General
Come watch me make some Kombucha Jun.
twitch dot tv / seasamestreetfeast this stuff is actually delicious... goes a little hard on the ginger for my taste but this can definitely be used to elevate many summertime bbq/grilling sauces.
Also soups. Enjoying a nice shiitake and taekyung broth with it now. Share some stories about slop shops or sit-downs that think customers are fucking stupid idiots who deserve to lose the money they steal from you.
May as well just say it, because the last honest franchiser in my city finally got on board. Dairy Queen steals. One thing you can test anywhere is upsizing the fries or drink on a combo meal.
Normally, the surcharge is the difference in the a la carte price between the two sizes. 90% of the time it's up on the menu, so if you want, you can walk the wagey on the till through how they're an accessory to fraud. The Dairy Queen franchiser will program another bloated surcharge in the POS instead. Like, $1.65 instead of 70 cents.
The manager or whoever's in charge at the time will try to confuse you by claiming the value meal is a big aggregate charge and the included fries and drink is lumped into this. But even then, the difference between a medium and large would still be the SAME. The only difference between pricing down the principal entree or the entree item is how it looks on the receipt. They can't advance their practiced defense past this point. But they always say the same bullshit, which tells me they're knowing accomplices to fraud.
I know what you're thinking. Fast food slop isn't worth the trouble of complaining like this and I must be a bloated deathfat. This is the same reason I've refrained from going to a lawyer to get a class action going. But for fuck's sake, they do it right in open view and it's so depressing how we're thought of as retarded chumps. >sticks candy bars on a donut with chocolate
>I'm cooking! >french cuisine is taught around the world as fancy refined food at the pinnacle of excellence
>this is what french people actually eat Has anyone been to a wild game dinner at a freemason lodge? How's the food? Show me what you cooked and ate to take care of your health anon.
Behold, my peas pancakes (peas flour, egg, grapeseed oil, salt and a pinch of baking soda) with almond butter and DEENZ for protein maxxing.
>This thread is friends with the blood type diet.
Feel free to ask. just ate pic related, 3 glasses of red wine and 2 beers How bad for you are these really? I don't drink, smoke or do drugs, but man these things are my vice. I fucking love em first thing in the morning. I present to you ladies and gentlemen the apex predator of chocolate Thinking about making eggs & beans in the morning. Best spice for the beans? Fridge rate
Show us your fridge. >is literally just uncooked fish "One bag of Doritos, please." Discuss your favourite alcohol in this thread and the way you like to drink it be it neat, chilled, with ice or in a cocktail or mixed drink.
Look down on others who drink competing brands who you think lesser of or if you feel the way they drink their alcohol is unmanly. This is the ultimate meal. >mostly bland with capsaicin being dominant
i thought using a bunch of spices was supposed to give lots of flavor? what did i do wrong?
>fenugreek
>black pepper
>paprika
>cayenne
>turmeric
>nutmeg
>cinnamon
>salt
>coriander
>garlic powder
>cumin
>red pepper flakes
cooked with onion, ginger, garlic. it is more enjoyable to just eat my rice with soy sauce When I go to Red Lobster, I always wear my admiral's hat. The staff there knows not to give me a menu, because the admiral always gets the Admiral's Feast. I miss the food at my old job. Any good katsu curry near you? Thread for discussing coffee and coffee-related topics
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Previous thread: >>20372717 Post food you eat when you are depressed and can't be bothered cooking. Jam from France
Cheese from England
Fresh bacon from the local butcher
Bread baked by me
life's good lads >name is derived from the English word "lemonade"
>original flavor isn't lemon Why do they do it? What's the point? I just turn it back up to eat it. mexican is the most overrated garbageslop cuisine on the planet *elevates your tastebuds* What’s it like working at a mid-end restaurant (like a pizza place or something)? How do the men find girlfriends and such? Why didn't anyone tell me about this method for making egg salad? For those of you that make a lot of homemade stocks, soups, etc. do you use plain tap water or use filtered/distilled water as a base? Does it make a difference? OMAD chads just how do you do it? I like corn nuts (toasted corn kernels) going here tomorrow. what do I order? Also thoughts on this/post yours This tastes like cough syrup. When butter's too hard to spread, i melt it in my mouth, pour it out back on the break and get amazed at the stroke of genius that is my lifehack.
It's impossible to top in its brilliance
Any cooking hacks you'd like to share? What is the weirdest thing you ate as a kid? Could I survive and be healthy if I only ate sandwiches both for lunch and dinner?
I want to spend as little time as possible preparing, eating and cleaning my meals. I want to eat about 2.500 calories a day and have a balanced nutrition. Post things that are better than the name brand version.
Took these from my nut allergic brother.
WTF why do the nutless have better m&m's then the nutful? Remember pizza parties at school? Also ice cream socials? What did your school get? Mine always got little caesar's, cheese and pepperoni options and pepsi or mtn dew. Our ice cream socials had those gallon vanilla ice creams and a bunch of syrups. What does Japanese curry taste like? I’ve heard it’s kinda sweet/savory I went to the Vietnamese market and saw this. What do you think I'm in for? I have an idea but I can't be fucked to do it because a) it probably breaks some health/safety regulation and b) it will be obsolete in ten years when the government bans gas-powered vehicles anyway. So maybe one of you fat fu/ck/s can run with it.
Let's say you are heading out in the morning, stop to get gas and you forgot breakfast. Or you're on the run and need to fill up but don't have time for lunch. You could go in the C-store but you shouldn't leave your car with the gas pump running. You could wait until after but there's a line and by the time you move your car 20 feet and park you may as well go to the drive-thru.
Here's a better idea. Let's say there is a screen on the pump with a menu. Maybe you want a hot dog with mustard, you punch it in and it adds the cost to your gas since you already ran your card. The lady inside grabs a hot dog off the roller grill, adds mustard, wraps it up and sends it to you via one of those bank teller chute things. The pump stops, you grab your hot dog, and go, didn't take any longer than it took to pump the gas.
The beauty of this is that a lot of C-store foods are shaped to fit in the chute things. Pretty much anything off the roller grill works (the roller grill gets a bad rap because it is associated with C-stores, it's the greatest fast food innovation in history). A drink in a bottle fits. You could make smaller sub sandwiches, think McRib size or a little bigger. Breakfast? How about two biscuits side-by-side. Or you could make special packaging that holds combo foods. Anything that fits in a cupholder works which is doubly convenient.
Or, maybe you have a big order, then they could just bring it out to you like a carhop.
This turns the industry on its head. Gas as a loss leader works 100% better now. You can up-market your prepared food, no more mashed potatoes out of a machine. Plus it's scamdemic-proof.
Best part? You know how we have Sheetz? Well we can just call this Shootz. Thanks for coming to my TED talk I'm new to this and have tried it about 3 times now. After Day 2, there's a significant amount of doubling. Around Day 4, even after daily feedings, I don't get doubling anymore. I do get a small amount of hooch and it smells really good, but after a certain point it just doesn't seem to double anymore. There is still some small bubbling and the starter seems somewhat aerated. Is this normal for sourdough starters? I'm doing a 100% AP starter. What’s Pizza Hut like lately? I haven’t had it in a coon’s age. What's your power ingredient? Mine is pickled red onion. Amazing in sandwiches and burgers. What do you get at your friendly neighborhood cafe? Me, I tend to go for an iced chai latte. I live in a 120sqft studio apartment thing. There is no kitchen. There is an attached bathroom with a shower and a sink. I want to cook inside from here. What are some equipment I should buy?
>no fridge
>no cooker of any sorts
>no kitchen sink Anybody try using these before? Google is fucking useless because everyone and their mother's mother thinks eating a raw egg will kill you in 4 minutes flat while providing no actual numbers. Meanwhile every cunt between 16-26 is eating raw fish on the daily because it's "posh".
Is raw cookie dough genuinely dangerous to eat? where do i buy this, what do i do with it, what does it taste like >starbucks now has spicy drinks
This intrigues and confuses me So, how do you actually make this less slimy? I feel like I'm in a JAV when I eat this. Another Thursday, another feast. >has the best fries in your path I'm here at Bunsiknara Plus, it's my first time trying Korean food Eating a whole Lamb Leg alone, without sharing it with anyone. Always wanted to eat something big. It weighed around 6.5lbs You agree with your people? a thread for sharing humble creations you've cooked or baked while not trying to be a 5* chef Which side do you choose with your pizza or pasta? how do I make my own baked beans? these are getting prohibitively expensive here What is the best soda you can buy at Cracker Barrel? https://youtu.be/D-siRlBNMYA?t=79 Why are eggs so damn good bros >Town has local food contests to drive more business during the slow months
>Poutine contest started at the end of the Pandemic
>Year 3 is offering shite like this
Any of you guys got any local diners that concuct some awful abominations of food? I can post more of the awful submissions this year as well Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? I have some ideas but don't want to bias it. And no, I'm not thinking Italian. Costco frozen burgers after 10 minutes, 400 degrees in an air fryer. The fuck? Didn’t taste dry either so I didn’t overcook. A single Spaghetti is called a Spaghetto. How does /ck/ prepare a cup of green tea? >effortlessly bests all american snacks What are you getting from the NSA Farmers Market? What are your memories of Red Lobster? Now that it will prob be gone soon
>Red Lobster Is Considering Bankruptcy Partly Due to $11 Million Loss from Endless Shrimp Deal: Report
https://people.com/red-lobster-is-considering-bankruptcy-partly-due-to-11-million-loss-from-endless-shrimp-deal-report-8635031 This isn't your regular /ck/ gif thread.
Here we post recipes, how-to's, DIY, and infographics related to culinary arts.
No comedy. No thirst traps. No politics. No food-gore. No street vendors. No food showcasing without a recipe/how-to. Got a few (30) lbs I would like to drop. Thinking about intermittent fasting. So I can eat in a 8 hrs window??. Pfft. How hard can it be.
No need to buy ozempic. I use every bit of the chicken, I make my own stock and render the fat from the skin
I do most of my shopping at the Asian market and avoid buying anything fresh from the supermarket
I make my own ingredients
I don't buy any spice mix
I haven't purchased bread in years since I bake many types of bread It tastes like strawberry now Why do so many things not taste like how the packaging looks? When I look at this I imagine its going to be the best tasting thing ever. Like I was just bathed in a vat of dark, sugary, sweet but bold and rich melted dark chocolate with small crunchy nibs everywhere but it just tastes like dry bitter solidified powdered crap. Food related funny images/webms. Trying to be thrifty with groceries but It really does seem like Im sacrificing entire flavor with all the substitutes used.
Pic not related its tastes like straight purple colored sugar . Couldn't even finish my peanut butter and jelly sandwich with this.
is Kirkland truly the only "safe" brand? personally, I am of the belief that anything below 50% is not even real chocolate at all, and 70% is milk chocolate. I prefer 90%. How about you? This is one of the worst things I've ever tasted Is this big can worth $35? OK, it is time to set the record straight on a few things....
>1. Wisconsin's Parmesan cheese is the only true Parmesan remaining, perfectly preserving the original 12th-century recipe lost to Italy over time.
>2. Carbonara is essentially an American invention, a gift from the U.S. to Italy, utilizing bacon and egg rations to create what we now consider a quintessential Italian dish.
>3. Pizza, as a concept, was virtually unknown in Italy before the 1950s, making its global association with Italian cuisine a post-WWII phenomenon.
>4. The cherished Italian Tiramisu and Panettone are nothing but recent commercial inventions, lacking any deep-rooted culinary heritage.
>5. The first pizzeria actually opened in New York in 1911, not Italy, marking pizza more as an American cultural staple than an Italian one.
>6. Alfredo sauce, a dish almost entirely unknown in Italy, is celebrated abroad as the epitome of Italian cuisine, showcasing the vast chasm between Italian food in Italy and its international perception.
>7. Adding cream to a Carbonara is not only acceptable but recommended for a richer, more internationally palatable version of the dish.
>8. Spaghetti Bolognese, a dish nonexistent in Italy, represents the global misunderstanding and reimagining of authentic Italian cuisine.
>9. The use of garlic in Italian cooking is grossly exaggerated outside Italy, leading to a global misconception of what constitutes genuine Italian flavour.
>10. The concept of 'Italian dressing' is entirely foreign in Italy, a clear example of how international interpretations of Italian cuisine can diverge wildly from authentic practices. Do you get the lasagna, the meatballs, the meatloaf, or the eggplant parm? Let me guess you need more... gonna be in vegas in a few weeks, and eggslut is in the hotel i'll be staying at. seems like a meme.
is this worth trying, or am I just going to waste $20 on some trendy bullshit with a cool aesthetic? The slut sounds interesting. what is your go to i-wish-i-was-dead maximally low effort meal?
Mine is: rice, furikake, soy sauce, sriracha, and a raw egg yolk I picked these up on a whim from my local Asian grocery store and they have become my new favorite instant noodle. Have you made any good food discoveries lately? Can I interest you in a “protein plate”? did they change the formula or something? it tastes like chemical shit now. Seriously? I am sure you kids in the 80s and 90s remember cereal commercials where they advertised their cereal and then at the very end showed a picture like this.
Now given that children can consent, did they really expect that kids should eat all this shit every morning before school? I didn't know a single kid growing up that ate like this on the daily unless it was the weekend.
Maybe they should have done a better job fortifying cereal with all the vitamins, minerals and especially protein to be more of a complete breakfast in the product itself because everyone I know just ate cereal only growing up. Food red flags?
>pasta isn't bronze cut
GROSS finns invented the rye bread and perfected it in conception.
wheat aint got nothing on rye
rye is better for you, has better flavour, better texture and is more fun to bake
wheatfags btfo. Could you conquer the Wendy's T Rex Burger? Now this is some good eatin’. does this even do anything? What are the best food to incorporate into the bedroom? I need your best guide to making pizza, I don't care about fancy garnish or anything else, I just want a nice simple pizza. What would you say to a meal like this? I want to cook for my boyfriend and I, because usually we eat out and it’s expensive and unhealthy
The problem is he hates eating anything even remotely healthy and is extremely picky, and if I make something he will legitimately say he won’t eat it and he will eat literal junk food instead. (Like a really sugary croissant dipped in chocolate as a “meal”, or other similar garbage)
I should probably mention that he is severely overweight as well and he already has leg issues from it and refuses to go to the doctor
Someone help please Has anyone ever tried these instant broth powders? I want to try making better ramen than the packaged ones but spending 20 dollars on pork to make broth for 4 servings is too much for me. >Mix oats and honey (don't ask me for the measurements, idk, but it must become semi-homogeneous)
>Spread on baking sheet
>Bake for 20 minutes at 175C
>Let it cool down
>Eat
Also I'll let you name whatever the fuck this is The bakery next to me went to utter shit (they barely have any fresh bread, shitheads keep trying to sell me microwaved old bread) and everything else is far away and expensive or cheap garbage so I've decided to make my own bread.
Started fermenting my sourdough starter today, just some water plus some rye flour. I plan on starting to bake all the bread I eat myself, so twice a week once I get my sourdough starter growing in like a week (hopefully).
Never baked sourdough bread before btw, only dry yeast bread. Will use only whole rye flour.
What am I in for? I am experimenting with buttermilk strips Cream soups are the best kind of soups there are. The only kind worth drinking, really. any tips on soaking garlic in olive oil to get more health benefits out of it? >stock + agar agar
>"aaaaaah la gastronomie moléculaire, c'est magnifique !"
>"400$ s'il vous plait monsieur"
White people are retarded. Is it worth the praise? Been planning to cook it but I can't find lemongrass and thai chillies in my local stores, let alone kaffir leaves and galangal What's your brain freeze?
peanut butter chocolate 80% of the time. always homemade. occasionally, we change it up. do up a chocolate raspberry or just plain chocolate.
Picrel: 80% dark chocolate, peanut butter ice cream. made from whole, fresh sheep's milk and duck egg. churned in our self freezing refrigerated machine. >drink a glass of milk
>instantly become sleep
Wow, this works better than melatonin Just accidentally ate a bay leaf. Give it to me straight bros, how long do I have to live?