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"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.

Welcome to /r9k/
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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/
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Most of you are not truly misogynist. Inceldom presupposes some inherent status in women, where as real misogynists actually have a wife or gf because they simply don't give a fuck about what holes think.
tl;dr stop being a simp
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Donate to children
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How unhealthy is it to be a starving child? How unhealthy is it to be a child given dirty water?
Donate to them please
Clean water and nutritious food
https://savelifetoday.org/
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Women see this and think it's really gross.
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Putting stuffs and dicks in your ass is not healthy in any way, it's damaging your body and soul too.
Putting dick in ass is bad for your psyche too and also gets you sick.
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Actual incels
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Who here has legitimate reasons for being incel i.e. physical deformities or non-psychiatric diseases?
Mine reason's probably worse than all of yours.
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/ssg/ - Secret Santa General #12
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Kay edition

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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===[FAQ:]===
READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
>How often should I post my list?
Once a day or thread depending on the speed of the general
>Can I post multiple lists?
No. Only 1.
>The threads are too early!
SS 2021: Nov 24
SS 2020: Nov 21
SS 2019: Nov 23
SS 2018: Nov 22
SS 2017: Nov 26
Shut the fuck up you gangrenous cunts
>I am a Woman/Faggot/Tranny
GTFO to /soc/
>But I want stuff!!!! I'm a human too!
GTFO to /soc/ it's Christmas every week for you useless holes

Previous bread >>71194615
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I'm going to be 30 soon and I've never even had a girlfriend before. I'm a mental and social fuck-up living with my retired parents. I barely leave the house, especially not alone. Honestly, things really aren't going to well in my head right now. Not that it has ever been otherwise, it's just really really bad now.
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Are there any girls on this board interested in older guys? I'm a 31 year old 6'0" white Canadian guy (Romanian/European heritage) with a full time job. Looking to just chat for now and see if anything progresses from there; won't sext or ask for nudes or anything like that until there's a connection at least.

I've never liked Tinder or anything like that, and meeting normies at a bar has never appealed to me either.
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Ever had a friend suddenly start avoiding you?
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My best friend who i've known for 15 years ever since he immigrated to my country has started avoiding me. Bros it hurts. I haven't slighted him in the least yet he won't talk to me, verbally or in text. I tried multiple times to join discord vc where he was present but he just stays silent, everyone else in vc thinks he just went away and was acting weird. When i happened to be in vc when he joined he just left again. Any other bots got any similar stories or solutions to try?
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wheelz
What do you want from life?
Who are you?
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looks vs money
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Women will never love you if you're ugly
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xxfemcel
download (34)
males dont want to protect me they only want to protect other women because im ugly and probably autistic
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Just found this stuffed in the back of my guest bathroom cabinet. Do you guys think my gf could be cheating on me? I think there might have been a time a couple years ago that she thought I might have coomed inside her and she bought some but I can't remember. But that doesn't explain why it was hidden and also why there's four pills missing. I wish there was some way to look up this lot number and see when the pill was pressed so I could catch her lying about when she bought it. Honestly I kinda want to break up with her because she's a libtard and has gotten a little bit fat but I'm also terrified of being alone. I was about to make an ultimatum that we need to start getting pregnant in one month (she's turning 30) but I was putting toilet paper in the cabinet and I found this.
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Hi guys, I'm Miyoko's bf. Ask me anything.
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/britfeel/
York Christmas Market
Warm hearth after a day out in the cold edition
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lost friends
nft
>be me few years ago
>join fandom that was popular at the time
>join a random group chat
>people in there are ok
>all of us(5 including me) start texting each other every day
>next we all start voice calls as be begin trusting one another more
>establish that everyone is in same age range so we show our faces
>they are all cool
>send memes,discuss many different topics, help each other, and call almost every day
>never had any big arguments
>one day what i think was a average scale argument starts and sadly ends with 2 people leaving the group and blocking me
>other 2 are still in contact with em and try to fix it
>it doesn't work
>tried keeping up with 2 i have left but they are ghosts (they were like this from the start mostly)
>last reply from last guy was about month and a half ago
>big split was 25 weeks ago

I miss my friend group so fucking much I miss talking to them daily I miss seeing 500 messages in group chat when i wake up I miss sharing my thoughts with them instead of complete strangers here I just want my friends back
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>girl asks if you're a virgin
whats the correct response to this?
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> mfw
Your HR is a 19 year old tikthot who doesnt do shit.
wagies, were doomed.
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smith
why do people consume news?
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Moids lie and can't just value one woman
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where am i supposed to cut?
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For those of you who are atheists or agnostic, why? Looking for a serious and civil discussion here.
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If you own a phone you're a normalnigger.
No exceptions
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you can never leave
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>be me 3 months ago
>started hitting the gym and become more confident
>sometimes even feel good
>go play pool with my friend
>group of 3 recognize my friend
>we all have a conversation, one qt keeps eyeing me
>fast forward next day friend tells me that qt asked for my number
>we get to talking and go on date
>instant chemistry
>become inseparable pretty fast
>intentionally try to take things slow because i dont want to ruin a good thing
>fast forward to now
>stole $500 in cash hiding spot and wired $2k to herself while i was asleep
>broke up with me before i noticed

i am 23, she was first gf. it did feel too good to be true but i finally started making peace with the fact i can be loved
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Picrew
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>post a version of yourself
>people will rate and make assumptions


Here are some makers:
https://picrew.me/image_maker/167775
https://picrew.me/image_maker/41305
https://picrew.me/image_maker/191134
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1706331
https://picrew.me/image_maker/73327
https://picrew.me/image_maker/1705444

More makers here
https://picrew.me/discovery
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Vocaroo
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Tell Anon how well-adjusted your adjustments are.
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man the years of my life have really flown by, and i've got nothing to show for them... zero life experiences at all, have not lived my life one bit. hard to believe when i wake up that that was it and now i have old age to look forward to.

don't waste your life like me
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I don't like women whose chosen career path is healthcare or social work oriented. Not into irl wannabe egirl healsluts/supports, be your own person
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marinepepe
how can I find an introverted bookwork gf? My current field I go to school for only has girls that are outgoing and loud. I just want a gf that would be soft and kind towards me.
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you know
I know you wouldn't do this to me.
You couldn't possibly be so cruel.
Were those words all lies? Would you lie to me like that?
After everything that's occurred, am I really just a chew toy?
You know what my life entails, and you know what I'm like, you said you thought better of abandoning me. How could, why would you leave me on a wild goose chase for... what? Momentary amusement?
Are you real even? Are you actually an incubus, some sort of fae, merely intending to harvest another batch of loosh on occasion?
I thought the ears were just a headband but I've never been sure. Whatever the case, I wish you would talk to me again. You gave your word.
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Tik tok now has a "i like the bbc" trend

you cant make this shit up

https://www.tiktok.com/music/i-like-the-bbc-7163323615138892549
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What is stopping your from getting a fat girlfriend?
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/pol/ is a containment board for underage newfags
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spastic
why does everyone hate me pon
I didn't even do anything zonnimoshi
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Has a store clerk ever flirted with you?
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If you are teen or early-mid 20s on the fence about trooning
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Try it. Dieting, exercise, skin treatment, pills, injections, facial feminization surgery, correct your underbite, finastricide, whatever you think you need to do to get started. I can't tell you how much better I feel going from a worthless neet who God wanted dead from birth, to someone who actually has goals and sees their work pay off every day. It is a high no videogame or anime or porno will give you. If you're like 30 and haven't started, this is probably not for you.
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>related hentai
>greentext
>monster girls
>general lewdness
>doujinshi recommendations
>anime/manga recommendations
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
>cuteposting
>vocaroos

>What is Role Reversal?
Role reversal is exactly how it sounds. This is when the male in the relationship takes on the roles that are traditionally female such as looking after the home, household finances, cooking, cleaning, nest building and maintaining rather than being the breadwinner.

FetLife Group
https://fetlife.com/groups/121948

Smolbrit's guide to getting your own gfd relationship (WIP):
https://pastebin.com/fv3PeGXF

Forum:
http://gfdrr.freeforums.net/
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How do femanons feel about short beta simps? Would you wanna date a short beta simp?
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>when you consume animals, mushrooms or plants you store souls within your body
>when you die thousands of souls are released from your body to be contained by other animals, mushrooms and plants
>tfw souls have always existed and their only function is to occupy containers to experience life
Reincarnation is the truth. We have existed forever and will exist forever. Creation is made from infinite cause and effect. Infinity is undefined and we exist because it cannot be defined.
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The universe is deterministic, but God also exists. A first cause implies a causal agent. This causal agent must have agency over the first cause to be defined as its causal agent. This causal agent must have free will by definition of its causal powers to create this universe over another. This causal agent I call God.
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i broke up with my first ever girlfriend cause she was not a virgin, i cant stand the thought of her sucking some guy off while i was sad and lonely, a lot of crying happened but i feel better now, still disappointed, we couldve been happy, had a family and stuff
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ok robots she gives you this look. what are you actually gonna do?
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c7c
I had a dream about her last night
I wonder what it meant
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Devilish
Who /asshole/ here?
>Have dentist appointment
>Also have covid but dont tell dentist
>Dentist tests positive for covid three days later and has to cancel all his appointments for two weeks
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Me2
>Getting randomly banned off of /trash/ by the /trash/ moderator
>Report this to the admins of this website and they don't do anything about it

It used to be if moderators were caught doing this they would be removed from the website entirely. Now they're just letting them do whatever they want.
This place really did die when moot was removed.
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5000
This setting really enrages me for some reason
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My short fat boyfriend cheated on me with a hooker. And you guys claim women are the disloyal gender?
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santa-pepe-running
What are Anons getting their mummy for Christmas?
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iris
my wife making brunch
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Has /r9k/ always been full of homosexual trannies and perverts? Why do these people choose to flood this board in particular with their sick shit?
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Andrewtate
All you incels are going to start looking like andrew tate if you don't like women
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>hey anon, have you ever considered using a practice hole to become an expert? *giggles*
wat do?
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Welp lads, I finally did it, I saw a whore and lost my virginity. Couldnt cum but a good time. I just needed an extra year and a few months to become a wizard.
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Dear /r9k/, all those years I've doubted you and thought your hatred of women was overblown. Now I see you were right.
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i was playing board game night with a group of people i know and one of them is a boomer and he has a hot daughter
so i was specifically trying to fuck up his game (because its time for me to be daddy) while making sexual innuendo to the hot daughter and it was going pretty good she seemed to be pretty receptive to my flirtations
what are my chances that she is going to turn up at my house now and force fuc kme
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>be gay
>You are gay because you get no pussy!!! Incel!!
What
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I want to be the obsessive gf of someone, I cannot stop making ship art of myself with any interesting man I meet >_>
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explain in vivid detail what picrel feels like
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tell me my voice is awful
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https://vocaroo.com/18M8eCkeaAN2
https://voca.ro/169SqKfZTMB9

the tranny board keeps telling me my voice passes when i know it doesnt. how can i make it better?
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Hello, anon. You know why I'm here. Get the fuck in this thread desu.
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The eyes are the most divine aspect of the human body.
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I can't decide if I hate stare pepe or not
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On one hand, it's effective in forcing people to reply to the contents of your posts rather than getting distracted by pic unrelated. I assume that's why people use it. On the other hand, it's overused and annoying. Should stare pepe be banned from 4chan?
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/mbti/ I want to believe edition
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>your type
>Do you think we're alone in the universe?
>Do you think "they" are already here?
>If you met them, what would you ask them?


Don't know your type? Take a test here:
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
https://sakinorva.net/functions

Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions. The test attempts to assign four categories: introversion or extraversion, sensing or intuition, thinking or feeling, judging or perceiving.

An introductory article:
https://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/

Bibliography of Jungian and MBTI derived typology
https://pastebin.com/NARysJik

Turbie's Wurbular funground, filled with additional tests and resources:
https://pastebin.com/QK0uSJaT

A bunch of documents pertaining to Isabel Briggs-Myers life including letters and homeschool workbooks: https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs

Big5 OCEAN test
https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test
https://www.scienceofpeople.com/personality/

Previous thread: >>71146261
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Latina
Latina
Do Latinas in America still likes and go for white guys?
Asking as a white guy
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im so mf high. on gaaaang.

squadsquadquadsquad
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The Bridal Bed
Help
Please come back to me, I miss you more and more everyday.
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Spotify Wrap
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Post em anons and well assume what kind of person you are from your music taste
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>time for your daily deepthroat training femanon :)
Would you let a guy gently fuck your throat like this?
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I write futa on male stories
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https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mortal%20Kombat%20Hero%20Series

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=spending+mrs+parr+recut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=Eighteen+mission+responsible

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=poison+josh+maxwell

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=arkham+futa+city

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=Velma+Tony+Mei

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=daphne+josh+maxwell

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=captive+playful+drinking

And I'm also doing story commissions like the ones in the OP, $9 per 1000 words. Leave your email or discord if you're interested. Paypal only.
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this girl reported me for 'harassment' at university and it's fucking ruined my life

I hope she's fucking happy

I was incredibly depressed and suicidal ; drinking a lot to cope. I was lightly flirting with her and she got super pissed off.

and now I just don't.... want anymore. it's not a possibility. I might as well be a eunuch, practically. it's never gonna happen again. I'm scared of it. i already had social anxiety, now i have concrete proof that women are scared of me

how do you live with that
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Women are literally more evil than Hitler
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Hitler killed subhumans in order to preserve his nation's health. He was sincere about his motivations. Women refuse to breed with genetically inferior men for the same reasons but then gaslight them into thinking it's their personalities that are causing their sexlessness.
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Is it normal to want to look like this if I'm a boy?
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y do black ppl get so offended when u call them spongebob?
asking for a friend
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Tell me how to get this experience at 25, and I'll never return here again.
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drugg
whats your favourite drug?
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>this is the average STEM MASTERRACE poster that tells you to avoid trades and claims to make 200k starting
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i made this with my dad /r9k/
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Thoughts on my dinner tonight? I'm gonna recreate this but using a chicken burger cut into nuggie sized bites
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today i woke up feeling even more sick. i hope you stay healthy, robot.
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How do I get a good personality, so that I can finally have someone love me?
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/drugfeel/
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Planet earth is always heaven edition

psychonautwiki.org
tripsafe.org
rollsafe.org
erowid.org
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I've accepted it
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>never dated guys from my own race bc I grew up in the ghetto and witness of irresponsible and abusive they are

>only ever fit in with outcast incel types and white guys in these groups are always either mentally insane or bully me and tell me I'm an unattractive sheboon

I've accepted that I was born in the worst possible odds and I'll probably be alone forever
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IMG_0826
i finally confronted my supposed best friend, who i had felt used me for attention. i never had feelings for her. and inb4 women amirite, i genuinely thought this motherfucker was my closest confident. ive told her everything that has ever happened to me, and she told me the same.

she apologized and gave me 3 different excuses, about how she didnt mean to do that, and all this shit, and then 10 minutes later, said she was blocking me, and that was that.

im not even sad at this point, just bewildered. we did so much shit together, and then she just, ended everything.

my last words to her was calling her a fucking monster, and i don't regret it. i dont know how someone could just do something like this.
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13095 - SoyBooru
I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip
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1043204-nicholas_d._wolfwood (1)
Was hooking up with my coworker for a solid month or two after not getting laid for months. Now she's over me but I'm not... I want to get to move on but seeing her at work everyday bums me out. How do I set my mind right?
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Do you want your body found if you hypothetically die from some topical issue
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23111201
You're looking kinda cute, kind guy Applewhite! <3
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breezewood mars
How many years do you have left before you inevitably rope

I think 7 to 5 desu
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A8C7273E-7789-4C3B-A61D-B6F3473C91AA
Saw a white blonde blue eyed girl today. Felt like seeing an angel.
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booked an escort
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already regretting it. haven't even met her.
why am i so gay about this? why do i deny myself every sort of pleasure? it was the same with girls i met on tinder. why am i like this
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unknown
what did he do to this girl? what did he remind her of, i honestly dont get it
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james-rolfe
who is your role model anon?
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acryinthewild
>be me
>have house, owe 70k worth 100k
>have car paid off
>have a few grand of credit card debt, easy to pay off
>make 65k/yr plus some side income, so realistically about 70k
>Have two motorcycles, a big truck that is more of a toy
>Have a lot of material possessions
>Getting sick of the day to day bullshit
>Unhappy and lonely where I am in life
>Have a puppy, which did help my perspective and helped me get healthier
What's stopping me from selling everything I own, throw the pup in the truck, and just live life as a vagabond? If I sell everything I own I'd end up with about 30k in my pocket after taxes and debts paid off. Why not just invest half of that, and use the other half toward traveling the USA until I find a place I like and settle in?
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5B6F9BBD-C7DA-40FF-8864-0C977484B9FA
i checked the scale and im 586lbs
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1570847743782
Does society create its own monsters?
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166983421379348
Is Genghis Khan disappointed?
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macs
guys i heard if you go in the closet and say i love macs bbq pork rinds 3x mac will show up and suck your cock can anyone confirm i'm too scared to try it
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What would you do in this situation?
54f (1)
You know, I've been thinking. If ever got a gf by some miracle, would I delete all of the bookmarks, playlists, images, etc. I have, that are related to blackpill/incel content? Like if things got serious between us, we'd eventually have to start sharing our stuff and she would eventually find out about this part of my past.

What would you do in this situation?
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creampie
Do modern women still like being creampied or has that been conditioned out.
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1663617000920843
I have had nothing good going for me since high school
Everything I've started has led me to worse positions
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Frog anon
i have barely slept tonight. As a result i was almost about to break my ritual posting habit, but in the end i put at least 1 thing together even if its small.
i think what is important that i at least do something daily for myself even if the outcome is not anything i like.
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NEET
Oh hello there wagie. Are you ready to APOLOGIZE? Our NEETbux is what's keeping you alive at this point. A TIP? Consider having a job my tip. Tick tock wagecuck.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/30/doordash-lays-off-1250-employees.html
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FB_IMG_1669633439468
My dad told me he likes hentai too after I lent him my computer
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Waifu General #598
waifugen53
waifu is always watching edition!

Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. No 3DPD.
6. Make friends with others!
7. Most importantly, have fun!

prev: >>71135347
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Unemployed for 35 years
adoption
Anonbutts, I've been unemployed for 35 years now. Have never held a job.

I've also never dated or had sex. I've never tried beer or other narcotics. I have zero friends. My entire family has died.
When normal people talk to me about life, I can tell they have no idea. There's no common ground. I'm like the opposite of your average person. Everything you're supposed to do in life, I do the opposite.
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Wednesday
What do you think about my cosplaygf
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cat105
Masterbinated to a pic of my ex ewifes ass again. Such is life.
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FctYmchXoAM2UbK[1]
>be you
>walk to bathroom
>open door
>girl is sitting on toilet
>grabs you by the collar
>pulls your face up to hers
>you begin to smell pleasurable smells
>"anon, you better wipe my butt RIGHT NOW or else you don't get any dinner"
wat do?
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Scan-145-e1514206222227
May god increase your presidential terms!
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A7C82B03-B1E9-4983-B6B6-EA4877326F26
Is it rude to suck and lick your fingers in public?
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8f83b5e859ffa9a9041ba7f4c4c3540b
I want a qt girlfriend who will let me simp for her
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Image to get your attention
The closest Ive been to having a girlfriend was when I was a Senior, she was a Freshman. She was crazy about me, she was sweet and kind, also my first kiss. I had to end things with her since people would bully me regarding age difference and calling me a pedo online.
I miss her
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166922684
>someone attach an anime girl to their post
>instantly fall in love and want to suck their cock

This what 26 years of loneliness does to someone
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pim
holy fuck i cannot stop talking to vtubers about permavore on character.ai
what have i done
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IMG_20220210_001013
My bitch womanchild Gf has brought a loud ugly fat homosexual internet friend amerimutt from the US to our Swedish residence.

I am losing my fucking mind they are so fucking loud and unfunny, both are shallow cunts fake laughing and pretending to be hype about the most mundane shit.

Help me /R9K/. Should I kill them both, myself, or just the mutt?
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1654072817349
never trust a moid
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Cornell
>People don't realize how much fun it is to be depressed
What is that supposed to mean?
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1644178219961
Should I try poppers? I know they're not the most dangerous drug out there but still have some risk. I know you don't want to get it in your eyes or skin. I feel like it'd be awkward to sniff when you're trying carefully not to spill it or anything. I'm not gay, just a coomer.
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1669834936253128
you will never be caucasian
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c5a077006e0a3918
There!

Circumference 50cm. Fifty fucking centimeters. (that's 20 inches for you amerimutts)

Do any of you really imagine that you can do anything to me, when push comes to shove? Do you imagine that you will perhaps dare to open your mouth, let alone look elsewhere than your own shoelaces, when I grab your woman's ass in a bar and pull a double-face from behind? Oh yeah, didn't think so. Then you pencil heads sit quietly in your lodge with your lower lip twitching and suck your anger. I, on the other hand, do what I want, this is ensured by my upper arms, with which I can easily move 45 kg weights in the scott biceps curl. Thanks to them, I have power and strength that you will never achieve.

Come on, now you know your place, little rats :) I had to tell you how things are going in real life, when many people here on the internet think they're such a tough guy and troll everything from heaven to earth. If you ever run into me in a bar, it's better to stay calm, even if I decide to try your girl without asking your permission. But don't worry, the whore would definitely like to get a real male for once ;)

Pissed off? It's alright. I enjoy my life.
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1669116213319259
How long before its illegal for non Chads to glance at women?
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6375_01big
Have you ever had a crush on your teacher or been attracted to them sexually? Ever do anything about it or did something happen? What did they look like and did it have an effect on you later?
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personalityb
Evil men only exist because females overwhelmingly select evil men to breed with.

You could literally be jesus or a saint but foids would rather fuck a tall paedophile that has a sharp jawline.
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a52
Imagine she raped him,
she could just lift him up, undress him and force fuck him.
there is nothing he could do about that
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measurement thread continued
1669753884423532
i think i get mogged alot because i'm so masculine. i feel very self conscious about my pelvis, i'm pretty sure i have an android one. i know images like picrel are a combination of editing and angles so i'd like measurements from real random people because you can only find averages online.
please give your height and sex and the length between the widest points of your pelvic bone, the part that faces forward (not your hips, your pelvis). that should be the illiac crests for most.
i'm not asking for circumferences because i dont know my own and can't accurately compare.
you can add other measurements if you'd like.
>female
>5'7
>12 inches between illiac crests
picrel is not me obv
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3209482394
started from the bottom now we here yea yea yea sun is down
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b824e43e6e4640fd353d404274cdc9c8
Who's the last girl you hugged?
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73392952_p0_master1200
i want my dick sucked by a beautiful woman i think it will help me feel more confident
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I fucking love waterparks, it's unreal.
ezgif-5-aba7fdc852
Nearly all my good childhood memories are about being in a waterpark, doesn't matter if indoor or outdoor.

People look at me strange, because I go to the local waterpark nearly every day alone as a mid 30 guy without kids.
I don't give a shit, I will use the waterslide for - and I will enjoy it.

And if the bustle of children and stressed out parents gets to me I just dive and enjoy the serene harmony and silence of being underwater.

>What are your best childhood aqua memories?
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47515B91-0756-4F5C-97F2-647CAD6EB37D
someone should start spamming normie/fembot/coomer threads the way barneyfag does. what can they possibly do if every thread gets derailed
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/hg/ - Hypocrite General
4398754387
Who else is a /hypocrite/ here? I constantly make fun of coomers (mostly the ones that fap to 3D) and OnlyFans subscribers but I'm always stroking my mint condition virgin cock to masterfully crafted 2D anime girls and non-erotic ASMR videos. The so called "real life" porn disgusts me deeply, for it's filled with nothing but tattooed whores with piercings.

Any other /hypocrite/s in the house tonight?
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1667969961245995
I moved in with a chick and she wants to have sex everyday. I think it's better if it's every 2 or 3 days. I hate life so much I want to watch the world collapse in on itself in a black hell of death and carnage and pain
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R
what do you call that fetish where the woman is dominating you and riding you like crazy and saying "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GIVE ME THAT DICK" and choking you and shit like that but she never demeans you or emasculates you shes just really aggressive while fucking and sometimes maybe chokes you while you choke her what is that bc when i search up femdom i cant find it all i find is humilation shit and shit thats degrading.
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/arg/ - Alcohol Rehabilitation General
d4f
For those trying to ween themselves off this stuff.

Finally mustered the will to go through a detox from alcohol, and yesterday I felt sick and like I was gonna throw up.
It's expected that you always go through a day like that, maybe an entire week, but now I think I'm over the hump.
My mind is much more relaxed, clear, and focused now.
I just gotta resist the cravings that are gonna happen soon.
Might help to replace beer with soda or something.
Finally got a new job that wasn't at a fucking grocery store that sold alcohol.
Giving into temptation was always so easy at the end of each shift, and anyone who's worked in a similar situation can relate.

This shit has killed my hobbies, and me taking showers on a regular basis, but things are looking better now than they have for a while, so hopefully all that changes; wish me luck guys.
Got one online friend who's a little worried about me, and notices that I haven't been doing much lately.
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1656658703904
do u hate brown trannies?
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Have Sex
havesex
Even the Anime is telling you
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/ssg/ - Secret Santa General #11
1667605221535
Norf Pole Edition

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon wishlist link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list, and it is your decision to gift who you want.
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===[FAQ:]===
READ THE FUCKING FAQ BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS
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>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Refer to the instruction image below. Shipping name can be anything you want.
>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.
>Will the information of the gifter be shown to the recipient?
Your first name may be shown. Amazon by default doesn't share but third party items may.
>Why should I gift something? I'm not gonna get anything in return!
This is a different take on a Secret Santa, where anyone can gift or get from anyone. If you're feeling generous, please do consider giving back to others.
>Last year people bought stuff for others and then cancelled them to epic fucking troll us!
And they did that the previous year, and the year before that too. It happens when you have amazon wishlists, it's disappointing to lose out on a gift, but the item will just go back on your list like they never screwed with you at all.
>How often should I post my list?
Once a day or thread depending on the speed of the general
>Can I post multiple lists?
No. Only 1.
>The threads are too early!
SS 2021: Nov 24
SS 2020: Nov 21
SS 2019: Nov 23
SS 2018: Nov 22
SS 2017: Nov 26
Shut the fuck up you gangrenous cunts
>I am a Woman/Faggot/Tranny
GTFO to /soc/
>But I want stuff!!!! I'm a human too!
GTFO to /soc/ it's Christmas every week for you useless holes

Previous bread >>71189721
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sugar baby
WOO7573236_1
I reached out to an ex, who I know is struggling financially. I'd like to have a sugar baby relationship with her, essentially I give her around $1k/month, and have unlimited access to her body. How do I propose this arrangement to make it appealing to her? We're meeting up for lunch tomorrow. Shes 33 and looks like a plainer, fatter version of the girl in the pic.
t. thirsty autist
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1622014316452
any of you suffered abuse as a kid? how did you get over it (if you did) does it affect your life now?
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You are a doppelganger
1646699378875
I have figured it out. The reason your life sucks so bad is because the REAL non-npc version of (((you))) created your body as some sort of karmic vessel that carries all the sins and negativity of your reap body so that only good things happen to them. The (((real))) you is out there somewhere, a perfect clone of you but with only positive attributes. On the downside you are likely a miserable soulless karma vessel but on the up side the real (((you))) likely has access to extremely arcane knowledge and secret societies and lives an amazing perfect life. Congratulations I guess. Can (((you))) find the real them (you)? I will update as I learn more
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why did i do it
00408153-F6D2-469D-8696-F0AB65B0A5C3
>watching movie with girl i just met
>she tells me she doesn't really want to watch the movie, wants do something else
>we talk awkwardly for a little
>eventually she just kisses me
>don't even reciprocate
>later we're on my bed, I try kissing her
>she complains i'm not doing well
>get discouraged
>she awkwardly tries encouraging me, asks me what's up
>tell her i'm not sure i want to do this anymore
>she gets mad, leaves
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1669276549829725
Do u support trans rights?
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Popeye_Meets_the_Beach_Boys_19xx_VapourCrew
Do you like demos for old computers?
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