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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are no exact reposts.

1. If you attempt to post something unoriginal, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "lolwut" and ">>2 lolwut" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post sane, real content, well thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

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take the rice purity test and list your results

some more(if you have the time):
(this one can take like 30-60 minutes)

18 and 94 rice purity
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ITT: Hooker experiences

Been seeing some threads lately about escorts, hookers, prostitutes, etc. How many have ya'll actually done it and do you regret/recommend it?

Me personally I do it once in a while. However I have low enough standard to get a street hooker since Imo they suck the best dick. Escorts are too boring.
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Nordchan is LAUNCHING Dec. 20th!
Nordchan is ready Dec. 20th 2019. To be the first one to get domains, IPs, or notifications for when we go live, as well as come with board suggestions. PLEASE FOLLOW:

Thank you! We're just as tired of these cucked, anti-free speech sites as you are. Time to go in.

ITT: Suggest boards.

>Remember to follow @nordchanman on Twitter!
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how do wagies manage to work 40h a week every single week without blowing their brains out?
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>Mom is crying in the other room over me being a complete failure again
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/r9k/ Secret Santa 2019 #27 Christ the Kid
The prodigal skull returns

Previous: >>55798695

>How does it work?
People will post their Amazon Wish List link according to the instructions below. People who enter the thread may post their list at will, and it is your decision to gift who you want.

>Does my address get shown?
Your city and state, and shipping name. Your full address is hidden for privacy. Shipping name can be anything you want.

>How will I know if something has been bought for me?
Items disappear off your list after being purchased. You can also go to your list, press Filter and Sort, then select Purchased.

Ignore trolls and scammers, and have fun!
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How tall are you robots?

I'm 6'4"
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Has anyone seen Bonny around?
In May this year I've started to talk with one person from r9k through discord, they've been calling themself bonny and they had Tomoko Kuroki on avatar, it was really nice to talk with them, but then they've deleted their account with no trace or explanation, though I might understand why. They've asked me to watch Mushishi and Ping Pong The Animation, unfortunately for me, I've only started to watch Mushishi recently and I now understand why they've recommended it and I really like it, but I would really like more if they would come back. I miss them.
Also they were talking with multiple people as well from r9k, so this is why I'm making this thread here.
My apologies for those who has already seen this post, at the moment I don't have any more bright ideas to find them.
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Why do women pretend that they can be lonely when they are literally only a few clicks away from male company at any time?
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double numeral and i deadweight myself rn
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>if you have a small dick you should kill yourself

is she right?
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Mental Illness test
How mentally damaged are you?
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Why are Asian women so cruel to Asian men?
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december night 2
Let it snow, edition
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Posting this here, referring to >>816301391

will be posting under this tripcode.

Sorry /r9k/, i really need to vent.

My long running catfish got exposed today /b/. Even though one person found out, it was enough to scare me away for good. I feel genuinely horrible, I exploited some people for money and used them. Yet I made some genuinely good friends who I really care about, and I know I can never talk to them again, ever. It pains me, and I truly am a horrible person for it. I did it to escape my depressive reality, yet it went to far and I exploited the benefits it gave me. I went by a blue hatsune miku profile picture, and I genuinely hope someone who followed me there sees this. I am truly sorry, I am a horrible person, and the real me really isn't interesting at all. Please forgive me.

I wish someone understood me, i made the discord account 4channigger#8001 if anyone is interested in offering any kind of understanding, even though i do not deserve it.
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Suicide thread
>buy cigarettes
>hop a freight train
>go to russia
>get drunk
>freeze to death

How are you gonna do it anons?
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If I were to describe my general aesthetic as **designer punk** would that make sense to you guys?
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157485403516799 coomer
>coomed too scat a scat doujin
i now want to kill myself
what is the worst thing you have coomed too?
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femanon here
Screen Shot 2019-12-15 at 8.46.38 PM
hey anons,
I have a serious question to ask
if you can help me answer ill give you my discord ;)
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I don't understand why people take on the ideologies of others, submitting themselves as an extension of another's will, instead of either leading or going alone, or modifying said ideology so heavily and personally that it becomes unrecognizable and/or incompatible with the original. Being a follower just sounds miserable, I don't understand people who have "my spirit guards my lords in the east" type of mentality, seeing their relationship with their leader as a samurai-daimyo thing, "I provide for my daimyo, and my daimyo will provide for me", seeing their employer as anything more than a nessesary evil for acquisition of wealth, when or if there is no other option.
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>be me
>slightly overweight but not too bad
>going through subway turnstyle
>have to turn sideways to squeeze through
>its a tight fit but if i stand on my tiptoes i slide through pretty easily
>some old geriatric behind me makes a snarky comment about my weight
>tell him if he was younger i would beat his ass for making a comment like that

old fuck: "LETS GO TUBBY"
me: "ok boomer"

>he punches me in the nose
>caught me offguard so i fall backwards on the ground
>he leans over me


>everyone around us cheers and laughs at me
>i just lay there until everyone leaves

What the fuck? He just committed assault in broad daylight and he gets to walk away just because he's 80 years old with a veteran hat on? I'd probably be able to pick him out of a lineup if the police would do their job but they basically said they can't do anything about it.

Seriously, fuck old people they think they are above the law and I'm frankly getting sick of paying taxes for their medicare every time I buy a candy bar at the store.
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Why isn't there a VRChat kind of game where you can meet people and have virtual sex? I mean really. You could buy fleshlights/dildos and/or some contraptions with sensors on it to to syncronize and simulate it. Fembots and bots can finally actually "cybersex". I think it sounds kind of nice
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>porn addiction and porn thoughts acting up again
I wish I wasn't an addict
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fuck i feel like every post i'm completely fucking different
this probably doesnt matter to anyone regardless, because i'm anonymous
but it matters to me
anyone else in a similar situation where they just cant decide how to act online?
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Huh, what do you know? Very interesting!
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I learned a basic new skill: How to use the oven

My food selection increased dramatically now as I find myself purchasing foods intended for the oven.

I'm 28.
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>ex gf messages me telling me her relationship with her husband is iffy
>tell her to fuck off
>makes social media post about how great their relationship is 2 days later
why are women like this
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My balls are so fucking full but I can't see my gf for another week. Should I save my load for her or unleash the coom?
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I unironically think that we should exterminate the low iq brown welfare leeches.

I know they are human like me, but they are a drain on society.
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I am perpetually bored
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Why don't you drop a pin and see who lives nearby?

Maybe you can meet a fellow robot anons, give it a shot
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Tfw no discord milf gf
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>Friend Thread!!!
yay I like these threads so much!!! they're really fun
>greentext is also really fun!!
awww I hope lots of people would come and try making new friends here!!! make sure you include your discord name too so that everyone can talk to you on there!! <3
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how can i into code
i know basic shit with visual basic
and for some reason i cant find a good download for visual studio 2013
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End of youth
I look much older than I am and it fucking sucks.

I'm only 28, but I'm short, have a jew nose, and I'm balding.

I look like a middle aged creep and this basically the universe saying "YOUTH IS OVER, NOW WORK 80 HOURS A WEEK UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE"
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Have any robots ever heard of closing the god damn door?
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Why are most incels either white or asian?
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Girls should have dicks man.
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Is it just me or do the new ps5 renders look like ps2 fucked Tennessee
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Heyyy... ;) *giggles*
Im Lindsey.
Im a waitress at a diner.
Uh, yeah, Im 28, there a problem with that, asshole?
Yup. Didnt think so. ;)
I love the flexible hours.
No, its a mom and pop place.
I love those the best because they never drug test.
I get my best tips by telling people what all my tattoos mean.
I have 7 for the same band.
Sometimes silly boys will come in and ask if I know where they can get any bud if theyre just passing through town.
Now where would they ever get that idea? ;) *giggles*
*turns into coughing fit*
Every morning I buy $25 worth of gas and 2 packs of cigarettes.
Lighters depend on the situation but they usually last me about 3 days.
Im on a first name basis with everyone who works the register just like I have been since I was 16.
Then I need my first cup of coffee of the at least 5 Im gonna need on any given day.
I go to every punk show within 200 miles of here.
I love my vodka and I love Fireball but I really like drinking beer at shows.
Theres just something about knocking your head back and the way that amber bottle looks against your black t shirt, perfectly tight and loose jeans, and the way the light hits you so all the boys realize you actually are wearing makeup.
Boys love to get obsessed with me.
They always spend a few weeks infatuated, then a few years hopelessly depressed, and all the while convinced theyll make rock history in the process.
I have an Addy and Xanny script.
I take them in my car on breaks at work.
Trading at work can be fun.
Lots of people have Vicodins and Kpins most days.
Everyone at work is just like me.
When I get home I just get blazed, make some instant food, and find something chill on Netflix.
I reup if I have a show later that night fer shure, but people will beat down my door or blow up my phone eventually if I pass out anyway, so its just like whatever anyhow.
Anyway, I get off at 3, but my shift ends at 5:30 ;) *giggles*
*takes last drag off cigarette*
*throws out coffee cup*
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Why do black girls like robots so much?
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>List of drugs you've done?
>List of drugs you want to try in the future?
>What are you on right now?
>What's up?

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>dating a cuts 8/10 girl
>She is like my soulmate
>Sixth date she pays for our hot chocolate drinks
>I hold her hand while we walk back we're jovial
>Bring her to her door and go in for the kiss
>Make it, try to kiss her again for some reason
>She dodges that one
>Says she doesn't know if she wants a relationship and is still confused
>Kind of go full autism and tell her it's ok
>She hugs me tightly then says her goodbyes
>She still wants to date me
What the absolute fuck
I was so close to curing my >tfwnogf
What do I do?
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>be worst movie ever
>anger fans worldwide
>literally no one likes the movie you made because it pushes a shit agenda
>unfaithful to the originals
>literally a garbage fire that the directors somehow thought would make money
>actually somehow worse than the emoji movie
> be Ghostbusters answer the call
Pic unrelated
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Why do threads die whenever I post in them?
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wouldn't it be nice to have a gf who will love you unconditionally and cling to you no matter how many times you hit her (whether it be because she's misbehaving or out of boredom) and berate her until she's fucked psychologically and completely depends on you? it won't be so bad, as she's likely used to it from her upbringing and you don't have to worry about her cheating because she'll swear to be with you and you only and will kill herself if you ever leave. just imagine all the bruises she'll have and how often she'll cry if she displeases you or goes too long without seeing you
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Fuck /tv/
What's the greatest television show of all time?
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Why do they seemingly get along surpsiningly well with each other irl?
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anyone else hope they get to be reborn as a girl?
Not a tranny but would really like to be a cute girl
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Have you guys noticed this trend of whites women having all white babies but then ending up with minority men to raise the baby? It is like reverse cucking.

Maybe it is because I live in one of the worst parts of Florida (Daytona Beach. It has a similar crime rate to Detroit) but white girls will have all white babies with some MethChad and then get all fat and end up with some loser minority she barely likes but supports her and her son.

Worst part is they stop having kids at that point but the minority cuck raises the white kid as his own!
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>They found the cum slit again.
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Do you think she's had sex?
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Fembots, were you ever the designated fucktoy for a friend group??
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I hate being a faggot so much it's unreal
Nothing helps, not therapy, not nofap, not noporn. I think I'm reprobate. I need to kill myself.
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will the world ever return to comfy pre 9/11 hope and optimism? everything is so bleak
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Were there any teachers (or any 'superior' of yours) that you think may have fucked a student of theirs?
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It's another night of getting rejected, being sexually frustrated, and hearing about Chad's sexual conquests or going out with his qt gf. When will it end for us?
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>Some days I wish I were ignorantly happy and joyful like the soiboys.
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>finally make friends
>as time goes by start caring about them less and less
why am i like this? how do i fix it?
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strip clubs
What are strip clubs like? I never went to one but i will have to go to one in a few days because i am celebrating a friend's birthday and that is part of the plan
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Who /fatmanlet/ here?

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White femanons, PLEASE stop stealing our asian men. It causes me physical and emotional pain every time to feel cucked like this.

I will cut you a deal. We'll no longer go near white men and you stay away from our asian men.
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Why are girls so desperate for money and fame, they begin posting nudes and porn of themselves? Do they seriously want to be another pathetic thot like lizzo or ariana grande, where their attention whoring attracts orbiters and other girls with low self esteem?
Lonely attention whores, the bunch of them.
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>trapan discord is posting invite links again
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sad bro vibes
> I have this friend from high school
> we are very big fans of star wars
> we used to discuss and learn about star wars lore and comics during our lunch breaks and whenever we had time in class
> we watched episode 7, rogue one and episode 8 together and we were going to watch episode 9 at pre-release (he couldn't go to Solo and told me he was sorry for breaking our tradition)
> fast forward to today
> I ask him to see which cinema and seats we are going to take
> says he already bought 2 tickets and to check if there are more
> I tell him no problem, there's a seat right next to him
> tells me to not buy that seat, in a serious matter
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>female friend wants me to go clothes shopping with her
>long story short
>takes me to a dressing room and undresses herself
>takes her panties off and asks me if I like her pussy
>tell her its alright
>gets mad at me for not making a move
>doesnt talk to me anymore
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what to do?
alright robots. Im a non-smoker whos just been diagnosed with lung cancer. got any good things for me to do before im bedbound?
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An e-girl bully got stopped by a beta male. Who do you think was in the wrong here?
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Weekly Family Thread
Tell stories, ask for advice, share comfiness or troubles.

Previous threads (not up to date) :
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Where's my fellow /sexualsadism/ fembots at?
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MBTI thread
INTP life is hell
let's do it

>itt: describe how your type is the worst one compared to others
intp is self explanatory
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>someone says your dick is small and that you're a virgin
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I saw something that really disturbed me. How do I stop thinking about it and get it out of my mind.
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>when a girl has big tits but you only find out accidentally because she hides them so well

Anyone know this feel?
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New decade, new you. What are the things you're going to start doing?
>Learn piano
>Join a muay thai and bjj dojo
>Go to church
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Staaawww wwwaaaaassssss
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ITT: songs that are LITERALLY you
I'll start:
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>the rimjob ragnarok is upon us
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I'm throwing in the towel boys
It's too hard. I was born one of the weak ones, one that was meant to die but for some cruel twist of fate I ended up here.

For me it wasn't intelligence, looks it was my autistic brain.

26 year old neet going to accept it keep getting neetbux and live out my days alone in my room until my mother passes then I can kill myself.

This is the part in the anime where the damaged at sees the hidden potential in you but that's not the real world.

Better to live in delusion then face crushing failure again and again.

Hope you lads find a way out I just can't fucking do it anymore.
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can someone talk about how they have gotten into a car accident so I can feel validated and not like so much of a imbeclic neanderthal
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Cuttitng down on bad habits
I've been trying to cut down on screen time and pornography in general but it's so damn hard. The fact that I have to study from my computer doesn't help either. Here I am making a thread about it.

Can anyone else relate? I managed to only spend about an hour here today which is pretty good for me.
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Where were you when you realized flat is justice?
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rate my desktop original version
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Robots, you know being a virgin is worse than being a cuckold, right?
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I'm gonna go back to my habit of smoking weed and you can't stop me. Fuck life.
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I think i have bipolar or borderline, should i get diagnosed or it's useless?
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>last job I crashed and burned so hard less than two weeks in that I'm too scared to apply anywhere else.
>a full year and a month in my employment gap now
>Don't know how I'm going to explain the next time I get an interview
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Is religion a genuine way to achieve happiness?
I've been an atheist during my whole life, seeing people talking to God on their darkest moments seems like a nice way to be happy somehow, what do you think? Should I become a religious man? Will accepting Jesus cure my anger and unhappiness?
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Why is he abandoning me? What did I do wrong? The longer I wait the worse it gets. I just want him to say something, anything. I can't take it. I trusted him and he's abandoning me. How do I deal with this feel? It's killing me.
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would you date a girl who is taller than you?
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I went out today. I went to the petshop to buy some new fishes for my aquarium. The girl that served was so fkn cute. She was short and long blonde hair with some red accent. She also had a nice big butt. She was so beautifuuuuuuuuuul aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

24 yo virgin here.
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>having a dream
>feeling immersed and want to keep exploring the world that I'm in
>wake up
>instant feel of disappointed and want to go back in the dream state

Anybody else prefer dreams rather than reality?
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I am brown and a hardcore white nationalist.

Different from the blacked fetishizers, my beliefs don't come from a simple fetish or kink, even though I indeed only fap to bleached and BWC related stuff, they come from a place of love. Whites invented almost everything we have here nowadays, they made this modern world and they are the most empathetic and loving people in the entire world.

Even if they hate me, even if they want to see me dead, nothing will change my feeling towards them, it's unconditional love.

My only purpose on this Earth is too serve my white masters in any way I can. That's why I will always defend them, be it online or IRL. Sometimes I can be a little rude and offensive towards other non-whites, but being mean to whites is a very bad sin in my opinion, and makes me very sad when I see it.
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everytime i get a chance of losing my v card i puss out and cancel everything and ghost the person leaving them behind hurt and broken because they dont know what they did wrong but loving me
how do i overcome anxiety of romantically touching a girl
have to add i have a ton of traumas from childhood so dont comment lol just be yourself bro just learn talking to people.
give me originaly advice that helps me
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Where can a 39 year old lonely wizard find a trans girl or feminine boy to be his loyal live-in maid, forever?
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Never had a job in my 18 years of exsistance. You think McDonald's would hire me?
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A girl (female) called me adorable today
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>what gifts have you got for people for christmas?
>what gifts are you expecting to receive for christmas?
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does anyone else feel envious of women's sexual pleasure?

l don't think l want to be a woman per se, but sometimes l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. l wish I could have multiple orgasms

I don't even hate Women. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick.

I get so jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf l'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming Iike a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.

I hate my feeIings of jealousy of and feeling of inferiority to women and their vastly superior sexual pIeasure. l hate knowing I'm missing out on life's greatest pIeasure.

Even female-to-male trannies complain about male orgasms and the Iack of multiple orgasms.

Fembots, do you have any idea just how fucking lucky you are? This clit has twice the nerve ending of a penis in an area a fraction the size AND is able to become engorged again immediately after orgasm. How is that fair? l know Iife isn't fair but it just makes me so upset. Masturbation isn't even fun most of the time as a male it's more like a chore.

Fembots, do you ever feel sorry for males because of this?
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Curiousity -

If Cracky came back to chill, what would yall do?
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I want a robot to sniff my panties.
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Cognitive dissonance?
Internet person told me he doesn't care about other internet people talking about him, yet he still baits me... I also caught him with a 4chan boyfriend.

Which one is it?
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What did you do this weekend?
I'd like to know, I went to a funeral and I also watched 3 movies this Sunday. Fuck I wish I had someone to talk irl, it sucks to be alone and depressed, I'm sorry I have to pretend and create threads with a normalfag scheme
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How do I find a girl into fetishes as fucked up as mine?
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did doing well in school and making good grades pay off? were all of your hours studying and being a good kid worth it rather than focusing on your social life or anything else?
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killing yourself
please kill me
is it really so easy to kill yourself with the exhaust of your own car? if yes how would be the best way?
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Here are some tips for anyone thinking of paying for sex. These are just some of my observations as a man who has seen sex workers for the past 10 years or so.

Street Walkers


- Typically Drug Addicts
- Unpredictable
- More likely to have a STD
- Looks usually on the "rough" side.
- Avoid


-Tend to be professional and invested in your enjoyment
- Rates typically reflects appearance (higher equals "sexier")
- Prefers regular, dependable trustworthy clients (and you could become one)

- Rates can get outrageous
- Harder to find
- Smart escorts may require your personal info before agreeing to see you
- May not be available if she "tours" a lot

Strip Club Dancers

- Easier to find
- learn exactly what you're getting before hand

- More mercenary than escorts
- Unexpected costs ("I need to eat first" or "could you help with a bill")
- Once you get some alone time, there may be "rules" as what she's willing to do
- Can be as strung out and unpredictable as a street walker
- Clubs may be in sketchy part of town

Massage Parlor Attendant

- No need to rent a room
- Entry price is usually reasonable
- Rates for extras are around low tier escort level
- More likely a better value than other options
- Some parlors actually provide a full massage experience

- For asian parlors, women tend to be older (40's even early 50s)
- Attendant may not offer a "full menu" - just hand jobs (or nothing at all)
- "American" MP's tend to charge more than Asian MP's
- Parlor is usually in an industrial park making it as conspicuous place
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is there a workout program for when all I have is a benchpress in my garage? I'm not gonna go to a gym
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I jumped on this train.
Just came in the mail today.
Lets see what $10 gets you.
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>tfw thinking about a fembot being sick
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>We down-dooted ur NEO-NAZI ANTI-PEWDS reddit comment (ezrekt)
>r/downvotedtooblivion >haha<
>I bet you feel so *wipes off drool* SAF right now!!!
>I bet you are so upset that people disagree with you on a faggot website!!!
>I bet you *snort* care so much about something so pointless!!!
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>obssessive compulsive
>Terrible Eyesight
>Red Hair
>Yellow teeth
>Alcoholic and weed user
what are some steps i can take to change everything about myself
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Just heard about /r9k/. This is SO ME, you guys! Anyone else?
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>decide to get my dick real clean
>twist a bunch of toilet paper into a tiny pointy thingie
>shove down my dickhole
>it soaks and rips off
>stuck inside
what now
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>he fingered the cat again
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how do people have enough strength to go to class every day and take a shower every morning? I'm planning my schedule and I usually stack classes together (for example multiple classes that use MWF instead of having one class on MWF and another on TRF). Whenever I try following a normal schedule, I run out of energy and stop attending the class... how the heck do people do this? And my social anxiety requires me to take a shower before leaving the house even though people don't look at me or talk to me...
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Do any of the cool kids use Reddit?
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>tomorrow is Another Day of Work episode 1,298
I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
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I'm aware that part of why I'm lonely is because I have near to nothing to offer to others. I'm not smart, wealthy, strong, brave or good looking. I'm as interesting as a bag of dirt, really. I wish there was something I could offer to people, I wish I knew science, economy so I could teach others, I wish I was strong and brave so I could protect a gf and earn her love... how do you cope with being a good for nothing simpleton yourself, friends?
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How do people teach English in foreign countries when so many times they themselves don't speak the languages of the country they're teaching in?
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Joined a writing group recently where we read people's stories and critique them

Things were going pretty well until somebody wrote a story about a species of aliens taking over our planet through subterfuge and some dumb cunt said "this is just like what Russia is doing to us!" and everybody agreed

I can't people literally believe this fucking bullshit I thought it was patently obvious it was all a fucking cover for getting rid of Trump, and I don't even like Trump that much
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>had to give 3 presentations this week
>they somehow went really well and I didnt fuck up too badly
I feel so good guys. Is this dopamine I'm feeling? When I finished and got applause it was like a high and now I'm craving more.
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How do I become internally strong? I think I have a good frame to get physically strong but mentally I am super weak and afraid of moderate to extreme confrontation. Whenever I get criticised or yelled at I instantly start getting weak internally and getting all wobbly, my heart starts beating, etc. How do I get over this weakness, I'd like to feel no fear at all. Would meditation help with this? I'm just afraid one day I'll get into a fight or something and instead of beating up the person I'll cower in fear. Unprovoked fighting, of course.
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wojak (1)
I held it in for a week but I came 5 times today

Goddammit robots why does COOMING feel so good?
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What is it like to have a genuine best friend? When I observe humans with such privileges, I can't help but wonder what it would be like. I get a tad jealous, even, but I'm too anxious to attempt. What...Do? How..Do?
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Looking for niggers to play league on euw
tag is 742617000027 SIC
fuck you
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Vagrant Holiday
Time to get comfy and watch Surveillance Camera Man Kino
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>"Oh hi Anon! Thanks for letting me read in your library. Oh and sorry about that book, I really had to go but couldn't stop reading, it was just too good!"
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Stop jacking off so much. It's bad for you.
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tfw slowly getting addicted to my meds.
Someone shoot me.
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So me and my girl friend are going to a sex store tonight. Trips decide what we buy.
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>3 months on ketogenic diet
Holy shit bros. Noticin women mirin next step is chatting them up
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Would you rather: join the world elites, or the insurrectionist forces that are growing everywhere?

Elites are more civilized, masses are crazier, both are ruthless.

Assuming you could join either side.
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Would you let a cute girl play with your feet, r9k?
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Girl I hooked up with is pregnant??
I fucked this girl 2 times, once in August and once on Nov 25th. Gave her plan B both times (She took within 24 hours), she also has been hooking up with another guy but she said she took plan B with him too and now she's pregnant. She showed me the pic of the test and everything.

Guys wtf should I do? She's not hot and she's way older than me and already has 2 kids with her ex hustband and shit. I told her "I strong suggest not carrying it" after she told me and she stopped responding to my messages

Guys she's not hot
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Can someone plz eddit to make change the Chad wojaks into pepes? Thx.
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>tfw have no personality
>tfw have no strong feelings about anything
>all i do is browse 4chan and play old school runescape

i have the personality of a brick and idk what to do. When im at work and all my colleagues are talking i just sit silently i just have nothing to say
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>thought the world get better over time
>its only getting worse

all for nothing.. nothing at all
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How do normies get gfs so easily?

Literally everybody at work has a gf
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this post is kind of strange but i will just post it, i was wondering
>why no major serial killers in our timeline
>theres chads that kill ex gfs
>theres stacies that kill chads
>but no serial killers
Was just wondering, the incel epidemic should atleast have started earlier? there are incels in their 40's, so it didnt start in our zoomer generation

I can count many many many incels who are in their 40's who live alone and just dont have kids and never got married apparently having children was a burden before us, i know a few older females that are in their 40's 30's with no children, so this isnt even our generations fight, its not millennials or zoomers, its the generation between boomers and millennials that really got fucked up.

I was 15 in 2010, and i was hooking up with milfs and older woman on craigslist pretending to be 18, i regret these hookups, but in hindsight i was wondering why these men, who i personally know from that generation who have no kids become serial killers??????????? social media wasnt even that big in their prime years so they could of just done craigslist hookups or sites like POF and killed these females?
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My 14 year old sister is 6 and a half months pregnant with my child.

I have accomplished my mission, what is the best way to sudoku?
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I wish i had a bf that likes cuddling and science.
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She agreed to go on a date.
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