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>>>/soc/ literally just jerked off on my older sister.
went back to my room, stared at the wall for like an hour and started crying. wtf is wrong with me?
> i'm 20
> she's 22 Why do tall women hate being tall? >incel because ugly
>wont use his mind to make himself attractive
Literally just manifest it into reality by using the law of attraction. Just eliminate a certain "young, cool and handsome" energy vibe and believe it and visual it in your minds eye.
Why do you think celebrities, rich people and musicians especially are always talking about these things? They're real, and they all do it.
Warning: wont work/is impossible if you're an NPC who can't into proper visualization and manifestation i feel so fucking ill and i want to die edition helo everyone~
Do you think body size and height matters alot in femdom? What would you prefer?
I'm 5'4 and 93lbs so I'm more on the petite side which could probably seem less "dom-ish" >tfw no BPD gf to introduce to Minecraft Is it degenerate that I'd rather suck cock for money than work a full time desk job?
Blowjobs are fun to give, and I'd probably make good money. >DURING THESE CHALLENGING TIMES
>WE SUPPORT OUR #HEALTHCARE WORKERS
>PLEASE WEAR A MASK OR FACE COVERING
>PLEASE KEEP 6 FEET APART
>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>WEAR THE MASK
>EAT THE BUGS
>DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
>LOVE IS LOVE
>TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN
>BLACK LIVES MATTER
>STAY IN LINE TO VOTE
>EAT THE $OY
>DRINK THE FLUORIDE
>TAKE THE ESTROGEN
>INJECT THE VACCINE
>CIRCUMSIZE YOUR SONS
>BUY OUR CORPORATE BRANDS
>WATCH OUR CAPESHIT
>PLAY OUR PAY2WIN AAA GAMES
>LISTEN TO OUR HEDONISTIC "MUSIC"
>FAP TO OUR INTERRACIAL PORNOGRAPHY
>ABSORB OUR PROPAGANDA ON YOUTUBE
>LISTEN TO GRETA THUNBERG
>READ WHITE FRAGILITY
>HAVE CASUAL SEX
>CONSOOM THE PRODUCT
>EAT THE BUGS
>OBEY YOUR DOCTOR
>TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS
>GET A VASECTOMY >tfw your own sister disowns you for being an incel Do you guys think my girlfriend is cute? What's your IQ, anon?
>https://www.mensa.se/provtestet/test?age=0 Oh, no! Rei is running late for school again: Day 373
Toast-fueled marathons After 2 years of work, my research paper has finally been accepted for publication. How do I get a gf now? >girl smile at me today
>she say have a good day
she want me to sniff? i close to ask if i can sniff her pussy...but brain tell me maybe not good idea...so i not say it...mistake? just want sniff pussy vagina sniff...all i want...over 20 year no sniff ever Who is that YouTuber, r9k? Let me take care of you anons, what you've been doing? i'll give you advices or some comfy words fact: fat girls are easily 10x better than skinny girls I haven't visited this board in two years. What's changed since then? We have a bunch of real cool science, i promise
Take the scientific test
Educate yourself on the scientific functions
Maybe accompany it with a side of scientific enneagram test and scientific biscuits?
Make sure to scientifically enjoy yourselves with all these scientific tools~! I was looking through my boyfriend's porn history and in it was full of JAV pornstars. He also follows lots of local asian girls on Twitter and sometimes comments on their picture. I'm starting to believe he has an asian fetish but I'm also wondering why he is choosing to be with me (I'm white) when I'm clearly not his preferred type of woman. did you lose your virginity to a prostitute? if so how was it? regret? what do i do if i have a curse from god and trapped in the worst place in the world with the worst life in the world
>coldest place in the world
>summer doesnt exist
>fall doesnt exist
>spring doesnt exist
>street shitters everywhere
>winter literally never ends
>always -50 for 10 months
>arctic winds from hell making it feel like -120 for 11 months
>gayest place in the world
>gayest people in the world
>everything is stupid and gay
>french shit written all over everything even though literally nobody speaks it except a few idiots in Gaybec
>5 million languages spoken even though only 20 people live there
>most expensive place in the world
>highest taxes in the world
>healthcare isnt even free
>$12 for can of soup plus 40% taxes
>$400 phone bill
>$600 internet bill
>$5000 grocery bill
>$300 to fill a car
>$30 RIDICULOUS MONTHLY BANK FEES
>currency literally more worthless than monopoly money
>entire country is a scam
>self defence literally illegal in any and all forms cuz of how safe it is
>get shanked anyway
>skies are always grey
>trees are always dead
>white shit on the ground all year
>arctic frozen third world wasteland with nothing in it
>literally have to eat snow or starve
>rural as fuck
>cold as fuck
>cucked population and government
>literally america just gayer emptier colder shittier more expensive with dumber people and street shitters everywhere
>literally just street shitters everywhere Fuck coffe is great, it's amazing how not tired i feel despite not sleeping, i feel more awake than if i had just woken up. Mommy Girlfriend Thread
>Anons with mommy girlfriends, please talk about your experiences.
>Anons who want mommy girlfriends, what are you doing to get one?
>Anons are welcome to talk about wanting to fuck their actual mommies are welcome too. Why do guys like white women? Most North American white women are either flat faced anglos with beady eyes and fat faces, or they're man-jawed germanic women who tend to look like men >tfw no off-the-grid cabin in the woods/hunting lodge/bugout shelter
anybody else think retreating to your cozy hut every year would be extremely comfy? Tahlia is a bitch edition alright robots, which body type would you pick? The normal age to graduate highschool is 20, r-right guys? gonna jump in front of a train, ama I finally broke and make tinder account (23M)
I've got 40 likes and 25 matches in 2 days. How much is that.
I've been told my entire life that i am ugly but i heard that's a lot apparently and girls don't "like" ugly guys. >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LIFE YOU'RE AN ADULT NOWW
>NOOOOO YOU GOTTA BE AS CYNICAL AND BORING AS MEEEEE
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO WHATEVER YOU WANT THINK ABOUT YOUR CAREER
>NOOOO YOU'RE AN ADULT NOW YOU CANNOT REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY
My career's completely independent, I make money on my own, not by working on a desk job for the next 40 years. So many options nowadays that just give me the possibility to make money on my own. Needless to say, if there's people like this getting mad by the act of skating, then it's clear that the attitude is effective and that there's clearly someone to rebel against, society and it's expectations for you to become a boring, jaded adult who has no hobbies other than things that require consuming products and sucking up to the man. Well I say fuck the man, redditors can stick to their desk jobs, I'll go and have fun with my way of making cash. Man fuck me I wish I was born any race by white.
Whites disgust me. I have gross ass body hair and a shitty hairline and low energy. I notice none of this shit in my ethnic friends or none of them I see.
I wish I was Native American or South American or Asian or some shit I hate being white.
Its always white people i see with that typical fat dad look. Hairy pot belly. Every white person I see always has a really high receding hairline. I mean they can look fine like Elon musk with his transplant but if you are white you literally 90% will need surgery to not look like a fat dad. Anyone else just feel this constant sense of loneliness? I go through the entire day and nobody texts me or calls me or anything. The only people I talk to is my friend that I play games with and my family.
It's getting too much to handle bros... The only girl I was talking to romantically dumped me because she's going to college next month... Letter Thread
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it in this thread.
Dear [two syllables in first name]
I don't like the new hair and mustache. I know you want to look older than you do and more masculine but this just makes you look dirty and unkempt. Me and my bf are serial killers and Partners in crime, we're gonna get married soon, and both want to have children, problem is that's gonna stop us from doing our "hobby", and i don't think neither of us can really stop it, even for our very own children. any advice? https://youtu.be/KOrS1-4biSg?t=1882
What has the world come to, /r9k/? Please watch this and tell me how people like this can exist and live "normal" lives, while we are completely cast out of society?
Why doesn't anyone care that this is happening? Why doesn't anyone help women like that? I just don't get anything anymore. anyone ever seen this movie?
i think i have fucking PTSD. be honest anons, this picture exactly describes you doesn't it? Why am I forced to furnish my house and get a bedframe in order to fuck women when floor bed is infinitely more modern and stylish post your best creations, servers, worlds, and other things that have to do with Minecraft.
gonna keep making these till we get a Minecraft board. LMAO all these faggots on this site are "analysing" and debating how Girls (me) are functioning what we like, how we operate. Basically this board is trying to Decode females
>girls want guys with....
>girls only care about ....
You are making us more important than you should but thank you anyway swetie my cousin died from a fentanyl overdose last night. he was 28 years old, lived with his GF, they had two kids (2 yr. old daughter, 1 yr. old son).
he was on the road to recovery and was clean for 6 months. last night he relapsed.
aunt and uncle are REKT. he was their only child. i don't know if my aunt will ever recover. she seemed so broken today.
his GF hacked his old FB account (from before his recovery that he was supposed to have deleted) and she found the messages of him talking to the dealer. the last message he wrote was that it was "good shit"
40 mins later, GF finds him in bed, already dead.
it's tragic enough that he died so young, but it's a bigger tragedy to the ones he left behind.
if you have a drug problem, please reach out for help.
>inb4 "this isn't business and finance"
you guys are my frens now and i need you to help me cope. >tfw just found what looks to be a bedbug while lying in bed
I've never had these before. How fucked am I? Do normies actually do this, or is just porn thing?
Looks like it would be nice to fuck a warm wet mouth like that as saliva builds up and she loves it A sage a day keeps the women away! How do guys marry women with tits larger than a B cup? They sag a lot and it starts to look more gross as women age this thirsty ass bitch is going to drink these and you cant stop me >be fat all through school
>get called fat by boys and girls
>even fat girls call me fat
when will girls recognize that body shaming females isnt real and no matter how ugly they are someone will love them >going to be a 30 year old virgin in a few hours
Well... it finally happened. Fingering is the most pleasurable act for women. No one cares about the size of your pencil. What would you do if a random girl sat on your lap? Maybe I'm just insecure about being tall but whenever a short girl describes herself as being "petite" it just feels like bragging. Why are they all so fucking smug, bros? Damn, shut it down guys, she knows what you've been saying about her. The. Fish. Aren't. Biting. Today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZIDL9U511Q >anon can I have a minute?
>I have noticed you look very depressed a lot of the times in my class
>Oh no, it's just cause this is first hour so I'm pretty tired
>Anon I've talked with your other teachers and we think you might have depression
>Ah no, I'm just really tired actually-
>Anon I want you to know you can talk to me or the counselor about this at any time
>No really I'm just tired
>Hm... Ok anon, ok.
>Have this same conversation with every teacher and counselor every year
>Why do I refuse help when it's staring me in the face. If I see someone sitting in a common space should I say hello or no? I said hey how's it going to somebody today and they ignored me so I'm questioning whether I am acting appropriately >Have a crush on guy
>Find out he was a target for bullies
>No longer like him
Any fembots know this feel? How often do you masturbate and to what do you do it? Any other guys here bisexual but decided not to have sex with men? What made you decide against going full gay? >reading article about circumcision
>says the uncut penis has natural lubrication
>then claims that there's no difference in pleasure
YOU FUCKING WHAT M8?
When I fap with even a little bit of lotion, the experience is VASTLY better than when I fap dry.
This has me convinced that some bullshittery is going on when sites report on cut v uncut. This is such a big thing they're completely underplaying. I fucking hate my life.
I've spent all my child life simply going through the motions and ignoring all the problems that occurred in my daily life with coping mechanisms now that I'm an adult Im just supposed to function this is beyond gay
All my problems are well within me to fix but I don't know if I have the mental fortitude to fix them
This is what drives suicide this state of hopelessness and hope that some constantly cycle between until the person breaks and then they snuff out their own light to quell the pain
I hate my fucking life
I don't want to talk about it with anyone I just wanted to unload my mental baggage somewhere just shat the phattest shit in the toilet and had to break it up with a chopstick for it to flush, now I feel empty and dizzy
how is your morning going Let's get a good old fashioned kink shaming thread going. Because alot of you faggots have been a bit too comfortable lately and need to be reminded why you are a freak and noone likes you irl.
Let's start with footfags. Obvious smell factor aside, why the fuck are these weirdos such weirdos?? You see these freaks in offices, malls, parks etc thinking they are being sly just because the kink is not as mainstream as tits or ass. But trust me, every one can tell when your heart rate increases, your hands get clammy, and your mouth goes dry as you see some bitch walk past you in heels or sandals or crocs. And they are all judging your weird ass.
Oh and how they also try to receive feet pics. Tweeting people with "innocent" compliments and messages about their pedicures. Then it moves on to asking for feet pics. Sooner or later, they are Dan Schneidering it up with 100GB of foot pics on their computers. Disgusting. You fuckers should be ashamed of yourselves.
So have at it! Make your thoughts known! Now is the time to call these fuckers out! Brehs a really attractive girl moved in next door to me, by herself.
She goes to work every day and comes home, just her. Haven't seen a visitor yet.
Right now she is metres away from me in the next apartment, maybe lonely like I am. fembots why aren't you making me cum hi r9k! i'm really tipsy right now. if you ask me to draw something i will attempt to draw it. or i might not. i'm sorry if i don't draw it. but if i do i will try a little bit at least. if not, i will just doodle on my own and keep drinking. how is your night going? i hope it is going well. All I want in life is a brown twink bf >tfw the only way for me to make friends is to pretend to be something I'm not and spend my time on things I hate please just fucking kill me already i enjoy nothing Sometimes I'm scared I'm going to sleep and not wake up. This one of those nights...
I'm too scared to sleep. >pov: me booting up b to see if there are any loli threads going on Would it be weird if I lived at my old college town and hit up the college girls? I'm 25. I can't believe how much I paid for her... Have you ever been bullied at school? how do you cope with being ugly/unappealing to the opposite sex? Tahlia the future drug lord is dead to us now.
We need some new e-girls to simp.
We already had a few applicants.
Free attention and simpbux! Do sex negative furries exist? Or at least; just furfags who aren't hypersexual coomers and keep yiff/fetish shit in private? Anyone else here fucking disturbed by the plane scene? Jesus fucking christ it was hard to watch and fucking hilarious at the same time. Dunno how they are gonna top it in season 2 I'm fucked on speed and ketamine edition It's 2012.
What does a typical day in your life look like? >bazillion missed messages and calls from mom because she found out I've been skipping uni for years
>dad gone somewhere with his mistress
>not eaten for days because hard to leave my room, found only some toast just now
>consequences of my personality and actions weighing in, cannot let go of the taste of friendship, never having experienced such things in my 22 years on this Earth
>yet somehow too mental for actual mental people
>but my main concern is that my palm keeps touching my mouse as I move it
Yes, it's narcissistic posting time. Fine as long as I pretend that only this online persona carries these traits and not me, ha ha. >tfw still in love with my r9k best friend that i haven't talked to in a while
he already moved past me yet i'm still clinging to the idea of being his friend again but nothing i will do will ever change that, serve me right for trusting people from this board
i miss his "good morning" "good night" ... i want a girl (female) like this Who is your favorite philosopher and why are they your favorite? IS WINTER ALREADY COMING BACK? AHHHHHHH
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FREEZING AGAIN
2 MONTHS. I GET FUCKING 2 MONTHS I'm gonna run out of neetbux soon... don't quality for welfare because apparently I'm "fit to work".
Should I an hero? It's hilarious how corporation brainwash people into wanting children and saying that the people who say it's irresponsible with climate change are crazy, why should anyone live in a shit apocalyptic world? Why would you want to make children that will suffer under this shit? what do you mean not everybody is born rich and work is optional? this is it guys by the end of this month I'll be gone I am in a Frat and live in a frat house in one of the largest state colleges in the country. I am still a virgin at 21, AMA but more importantly, how do I get myself in this position and still fuck up? Do I care too much or rather don't care enough to get some action? You all know the crusade that's been happening on /b/. Mods mass banning porn threads, on a board where there are minimal rules and nsfw is allowed. Who doesn't say incels are going to be the next to be mass banned from here? It just seems jannies are up to delete anything they don't like regardless of the board rules. Incels/virgins give 4chan a bad image so it doesn't seem that unlikely that they will kick us soon or later from our only home...
At the end 4chan is a company and needs to keep the advertisers content so they keep getting paid for ads, but i also think this is starting to get too far. 4chan will lose its essence if more strict moderation appear.
As a khv it helps lurking and posting in here but we are hated and unwanted by all society. Who knows if we are going to get purged. Maybe our end game is doing an hero.
>inb4 die you fucking coomer
I never posted on porn threads and i agree that there were too much porn threads, but i don't think the rest of /b/'s content was any worth it. It is the shitpost board at the end. CREATIVE GENERAL
hello hello. lets have one of these. all anons should have a creative outlet of some sort.
post your stuff, whether it be music, art, videos, writing, photos, crafts, or anything at all that you've made yourself.
use this opportunity to share your ideas, give and receive feedback, and have fun tfw i will never be a high iq programmer
tfw i will never get rich Why is everyone so bitter to each other? Even people who have it all are bitter. I'm tired of this, bros. >When she has a 20+ partner count but wants to date seriously All you guys here posting
>lmao just be confident
>join a hobby
>meet people at work
How many of you actually started from being an khv adult with zero friends?
How many of you can prove how bad you had it when you first started and prove that you're better now?
I'm sick of hearing the same lines from blackpillers saying "give up" and equally sick of obvious top 20% guys saying "just develop social skills bro"
An incel trying to do the shit which works for top 20% guys is like a kid with cerebral palsy following Arnold Schwarzenegger's training program and expecting the same results.
I don't want to give up yet but I'm not getting anywhere following normie advice recs some blackpill shows bros When did you stop feeling? Why the fuck do I have to participate during meetings? I have nothing useful to say. I never get to say anything because everyone else talks back and forth and I never get a chance to speak. What can I add that someone else more articulate can't cover better? I'm a fucking programmer. You don't hire us for our fucking social skills.
>inb4 wagie ragie
I'm working as a choice. I'm getting more money than I would ever get from my parents, or ever could. I probably outearn them once you factor in expenses. So apparently I'm severely underweight. I'm a manlet at a towering 5"9 and weigh 42kg. I only even know because I broke my arm and had to go to some jewish fucking doctor to get it fixed. Because I live in Australia the commie fuck basically told me to eat more and come back in a month. I didn't go back and just go on as business as usual. I'm a 28 year old man so I was pretty fucking surprised to learn the long nose fuck called my mum. So now I have to eat 2500 calories a day to gain weight. How the fuck do people manage this. Even eating just Mcdonalds I struggle to get over 1500 calories. Can some Americans give me pointers on being a fat disgrace please. O ya and if I don't gain weight they are going to put me in the fucking mental ward. What is your favorite female name and why? Eh, we would have hit bump limit anyway.
Previous thread: >>59381308 I hope by the year 2030 all white "men" become girls.
How do we make this happen? I wonder what happened to him? What's this chad ass nigger been up to nowdays? Holy shit, how can people like me watch movies like this and not be engulfed by depression when they end? I feel awful after watching these cause I know I'll never have pure love. they hate us.. cuz, they ain't us... don't forget I want to go to the gym, but I can't stop shitting. I've had the squirts for hours now. Should I go anyways? >tfw hardcore Protestant who hates Catholics
>tfw end up having degenerate fetishistic fantasies and dreams
>tfw want all Protestants to be shrunken to a couple inches tall in an act of God and abused by Catholics
>tfw want a good Catholic man to keep me in his underwear squirming against his sweaty balls while he attends Mass This is the R9K book club thread, if you read the book are reading the book, looked it up on sparknotes or want to suggest one, mention it.
The Idiot by Dostoevsky
Text -(Free) https://www.gutenberg.org/files/2638/2638-h/2638-h.htm
Audio book -(Free) https://archive.org/details/idiot_mg_librivox
Sparknotes -(For Pussies) https://www.sparknotes.com/lit/idiot/ >So maybe... youire going to be the one thats saves me.
Do I know you from somewhere brother?
https://youtu.be/H8nKE3omIBg Why are people with BPD extraordinarily sensitive? Would you be a lolcow if you suddenly became internet famous? /drunkthread/ drinking 2 nights in a row edition. How are you doing robots you know the rules post a comfy song and tell me what your drinking and why your drinking. How was your day frens? I am drinking Oktoberfest as inspired by last nights thread. https://youtu.be/RS_3pED-wJo What in the fuck is wrong with modern females? >show fembot what i look like
>she ghosts me
wtf? i wasn't even asking her to be my gf, we were literally just friends and i only saw her as a friend >wake up yesterday 5am
>stay up until 10-12am
>sleep until 4pm
>stay up until 8-9pm
>wake up 5am next day again
it's like I was hit with extreme fatigue just after waking up
might have to do with changing sleep patterns I have only woken up at 5am like 2 days before this now >In barn
>Cleaning it up from woodchips
>Have to lie down to reach spot with broom
>woman that i work with jokingly sits on my back
>wanna see if i can carry her
>carry her in my arms
>Suddenly at some raised platform
>Get sucked down into a endless forest down below
>the treetop level is like a thick bush as far as the eye can see
>Get stuck in a tree above it all
>Laughing skull above it all
>Knock down the skull
Reminds me of the demons souls 5-2. The woman earlier looked like pic relatef Help me /r9k/, I can't stop thinking about her. Ever since the first memes of this video I've tried to find the original and today I finally got it.
I've meated at least 10 times to her since this afternoon. What the fuck is wrong with me? Fellow footfag robots, how did you discover you had a foot fetish? I'll share my story.
>be me at 10/11
>sitting on couch playing vidya by myself
>older sister runs in through the door after soccer practice cheering about her win, clearly in a good mood
>she's a little bit of a tomboy who enjoys sports, but a normal girl other than that
>sits next to me on the couch, asks me what I'm playing, bragging about her win, ect. while taking her shoes and socks off
>she rubs her bare left foot for a second, then turns towards me and puts it in my lap
>"Hey, I'd say I'm owed a foot rub after that one, bro. They're real tired right now."
>I tell her no, but something about her foot is weirdly enjoyable to me. It's sweaty but not very stinky, soft and silky sole, arched, no painted toenails, pretty much flawless. Looking over at her, she's grinning at me and has her arms stretched on the arm of the couch, her left one dangling off
>"Just put the dumb game down and rub em for a few minutes. I'm not asking for long."
>then she takes her right foot and puts it on my shoulder, tries rubbing it on my face, wiggling her toes, and rubbing her left foot on my leg
>"I'll stop if you rub them dummy"
>I try focusing on my game and ignoring her teasing, but eventually give in and massage them for a few minutes
>she stops teasing me after a few minutes and I go back to gaming, but I don't think she realized how much I enjoyed it
>still think she was just teasing me in a playful non-erotic sort of way
>still get instantly hard just thinking back on that day The probation spammer is now up to like 30 threads a day on here, seriously any time you check the board he's got at least 3-5 threads or more up at any given time, 24/7.
It's getting out of hand, it's bad enough that he's been spamming threads for years now, but at this point he's literally flooding the board at times. And talk about lack of originality, on this board, his threads are always the same.. Can we get the mods to do something? They respond when other types of threads get spammed en masse constantly, why not this? Redpill me on ecofascism, suggestions for vids are prefered over books Why does almost every civilization have taboos surrounding sex? creamping a girl is the absolute PEAK of having sex, nothing comes close to it. if you always fucked prostitutes with a condom, thats not the same as geting it for free and cumming inside and her not geting pregnentt >tfw you will never have a thicc thighs japanese gf
why even live >tfw no qt Latina gf to give me a handjob
What's it like getting a handjob from a Latina qt? I did it. I told her. My work is done. My work is done. My suffering will be immeasurable without her, just like it should be. And she will find a good man, just as she should. The wound I left on her will be there forever, and forever will I wish it had been on me instead. That she had been the betrayer. Because the pain of losing her is infinitely worse than anything that could ever be done to me.
But it's exactly what I deserve. I am putrid filth. I am a demon sent to cause suffering. And I want it to hurt me. I don't even want to die, because living through the guilt of my actions is worse than death, and that is exactly what I deserve. A fate worse than death. Please, God, or whomever, assure me that my pain will be unfathomable, to take away my thoughts from myself. Please. I can't be in this skin, in this mind, anymore. I can't. I can't. I can't. I need punishment. I want to convince a girl that is a completely average weight that she is took skinny and "should eat some,honey you dont look so good" intill she thinks she is rail thin at all times sorta reverse anorexia so she will binge eat to be "healthy" instead of starving "beautyfull" to play into my fat fetish. >obsessively checking my facebook history multiple times a day because I am paranoid that things I see on internet (mainly 4chan or jerk off material) will get accidentaly shared on my profile for anyone to see Just compare the lyrics to what's happening in the US.
>Oh freedom fighters, out there on the streets
Searching like vampires for the blood of their feast
All the super coll boys their bodies have no soul
They say they have a heart but you know it's made of stone
Fighting for a reason
It's something they call freedom
They stalk the streets like hungry wolves
In the midnight heat
Fighting for a reason
It's something they call freedom
But you know the reason
Is panic in the streets
And you'll always see the heroes retreat before defeat
In talk they breath fire out in action they are cheap
Oh freedom fighter sail on through the night
Ya say you're tough but that ain't enough
Ya gotta try to put it right I liek cuck porn and cuck fantasies
I don't want to, but I do Why do people say cold fucking small towns are cheap and good?
>snow removal costs $40 PER TIME
>it snows 3 times in a week AT LEAST
>you have to pay all this just to use your car
>most people have a 60 mile commute daily
>long commutes are so stressful theyre considered a health hazard like smoking
>every dumb ass here ends up addicted to drugs alcohol or smoking
>they spend like $40 a day on their habit
>nothing to do plus ALWAYS!!!!! Cold so you smoke and drink more and spend even more
>have to use 10-20 dollars of gas a day to go to work
>have to warm up car and use 1/4 of tank in the morning
>have to scrape ice and snow off car
>high risk of collision on 2 lane highways, snow, deer, potholes, backroads, small roads, giant trucks everywhere, black ice
>need a FUCK TON OF heating every day
>most the houses are old so even more heating
>need 7-8 months of heat and then 4 months of AC at full blast all day
>zero fresh air
>houses have lead asbestos mold and shit
>everything is depressing
>towns get no funding and dont make the place enjoyable
>no parks no one there
>real estate here is all broken down farm houses and then houses are more expensive then Atlanta and Chicago
If I could live in Cali or south Florida like I WANTED TO!!!!!!!!!!!! All I would need is a fucking ac for a few months and then a fan in the window
I CAN BUY A PALACE IN ATLANTA CHEAPER THAN HERE. I can get a house in Chicago for the same price. >start talking to girl >she seems to like me >just asked me if i want to go out >dafuq did i get into >Notebook is dying after 4 years
>CrystalDiskDrive is saying Harddrive is in Danger
>Order a 1TB Samsung SSD
>try 9hours to figure out how to copy Windows 10 to the SSD
>failed at it, HDD to fucked up
>Broke some plastic opening my Laptop
>solve the problem like a normie: order for 600 Euro a new one.
I feel like shit. My Moral is broken. I`m interested in PC Stuff and i`m bad at it. The only diffrence is a 1TB SSD instead 1tb HDD and the keyboard has light and a shitty AMD Graphics on Board card. After 4 years with the same price so less upgradet stuff. Turning 23 today lads. Moving out of my house tomorrow. Grad school starts up in two weeks. Still living my life in a chair. I was thinking, feeling, and saying the exact same shit on this same fucking board five years ago. Maybe this year will be different. You know something's really wrong when you get pangs of nostalgia for the mid-2010s. Why is it so hard to enjoy life in the moment? nother raycis ass wite boi off our streets Does listening to girly music make you gay? if jawline and lower third is everything, why is moot such a cuck/incel? He has one of the most Chad jawlines I've ever seen but he still can't make it Is he /ourguy/? Or is he a chad/normie? Just rewatched the video of Tulsi absolutely destroying Hamala Harris. Holy shit, what was Joe Biden thinking? Didn't that evil cunt even call him racist in front of millions of people? >buy a shit ton of weed
>smoke it a bit with my homies
>we put on environmental Burzum hoping to attain divine, forbidden knowledge
>it works too well
>I start feeling as if I was in the middle of a dark forest, with eyes watching me
>it also felt like staring at the abyss somehow
what does it mean robots >tried weed 2 years ago
>after that all the novelty in my life came from drugs
>not a gateway drug
I miss being a happy boy playing games and working on programming projects. Suddenly the world turned so gray.
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