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>>>/soc/ >women don't owe you sex, incel >he's a dolicoanon
oh nonononooo. is it over for dolicocels? yeah i actually think im going to kill myself
i cant do it anymore never share things you care about or enjoy with others. they will always find a way to ruin it. If I tied fireworks to my limbs and torso, would I be able to kill myself in the flashy explosion? Right now it's between this and setting myself on fire with gasoline. >social constructs prevent you from procreating with girls at their most fertile age does anyone here live in alberta just west of calgary, I just moved here from europe and I don't know anybody.
also leaf thread I guess. I heard lactation is a good way to lose weight, how do I induce lactation? Also do guys like lactation? Robots without frens, why do you not have frens and do you WANT frens at all? I want frens because I am lonely. Girls say i'm cute but I've never had a girlfriend anyway
It's not even about looks. It's a dice roll To my wives of my omniscience
Sad I see schemes trying to defraud me trannies hell I'm not scheme encrypting I'm white my name is Eric terrorists swarmed here to defraud credit to my omniscience I recommended my CIA officers shooting them cause the war crimes defrauding me https://youtu.be/ZHT-htsFi0o
Reminder this is who's "defending" your country. User test thread. If you are currently lurking on this board and see this thread, reply once.
Please only reply to this thread once per user, I want to see how many people are using this board. I have a theory that theres only been like 10 active users for a while now. mcafee just got epstein'd, wtf did he know? the only happiness i feel anymore is when i get dubs >(((They))) want you to stop watching porn
>(((They))) want you to keep fapping
>(((They))) want you to reproduce with a woman that has 10+ previous partners
>(((They))) want you to contribute to the economy
>(((They))) want you to follow Noahide laws
Do the opposite of what (((They))) say and wake up I sick of rich normies like autism speaks trying to cure us and spread lies about us. They unironically want you to think that you magically cost $60,000 a year based on CORRELATIONS. They imply that the special programs are necessary, but they aren't. And probably parents raise their children not because we need more attention then average, but maybe they wanna be good parents instead of earning an extra buck. It would be like blaming Shintoism and Buddhism on Japan's declining birth rate.
We already have higher than average IQ, (at least, for adults) all we need now is emotional regulation and a community. Considering that normies are so chauvinistic of them are chauvinistic, we should form our own communities. Change my mind.
https://www.autismspeaks.org/sites/default/files/2018-09/autism-and-health-report.pdf So uh, why are right wing man sad? Why not get your COVID vaccine, anon? Anyone else here just csnt go on because they have no friends or gf
I cant deal with zero laughter fun or doing everything alone missing out on my entire life. I have to die. Should I convert to christianity and get white christian wife or stay in my religion and marry a girl of my people? Why are there so many females in lolcow communities? How old are they in average or what is the median? A lot of them seem to be acquaintances of the lolcows in question Biden is more based then Trump Did he deserve it?
>wanted on tax evasion
>hung self in spanish jail cell when extradition to us was cleared I'm American, but I still am a shut in, my parents feed/clothe me. I'll bump this thread with hiki Google images. >tfw dieting and actually losing weight
it works bros, it really does The last time I ever had a single shred of hope, happiness or optimism in life.
When was the last time you ever had a single shred of hope, happiness or optimism in your lives, anons? I told my mom that it's all her fault.
we don't have the right chocolate for some stupid brownie recipe she wanted to try out because she didn't SPECIFY what CHOCOLATE I should grab from.the.FUCKING.Store. but she's mad I got the wrong chocolate. I dont like sweets and haven't eaten chocolate in years, how would I know!? fffffffffuck me its all her fault!!! Open your mind edition
Current thread is almost at bump limit, so I'll get us started before it ends
>How would you feel if you were told, that you were a clone?
>Post your current favorite song
>post your aesthetic
previous thread: >>64258280 >someone 40+ using the internet and actually posting on boards >tfw vidya fren lives a ocean away so n0 comfy wow sleep over Holy fuck i want to be a girl's property so badly bros, all i want is to be controlled, degraded, manipulated and conditioned to her liking.
Idc if she's crazy or whatever, I just want to worship a girl. This is your last wake up call. Your last chance to step out of the cattle slaughter line. Your last chance to protect the future of children. This isn't left vs right, this isn't my team vs your team. This is good vs evil. They can't keep killing us. They can't keep raping our kids. should I sterilize myself with hrt yes or no I don't really have a future with women because they don't like me and I don't really want kids and I do like the benefits of hrt so is it time to truly femboymaxx >friend that is girl will be my gf if I only consume hormones and the fluids from her pussy while being tied up with a butt plug in me bum What if FBI-kun has been secretly archiving your posts in 4chan and presented to your parents or to the court or some shit. How fucked are you? id rather eat pussy than get a blowjob. is this normal Maybe grappling isn't for girls after all, I'm in so much physical pain. Or maybe it's just me idk Femanon, why don't you appreciate good people, or people who treat you well?
Seriously, what's the point in acting that way? I went outside, touched grass, and still I still feel the same way. is fin worth it? im balding and i have a pointy head. im gonna kill myself. Useful resources:
>>64217027 It's Fe-nis inspection day edition
>"anon, the doctors want you to show them your Fe"
>More personality tests for bored robots?
Random Featured test:
>High Quality Bingo cards
Previous thread: >>64220635 What happened to me bros? I pretty much lost all interest in pussy. All I can think about is women's buttholes. Why did I have to be weird like this?
>trannies dont misunderstand this has nothing to do with you took a few days just ignoring w*men but the fucking parasites can't help but expose their shitty actions to me
>work in retail
>w*man comes in
>"i broke up with my bf can i get a refund on this gift card i bought for them"
what a fucking joke made a horrorcore song, the beat and everything
https://voca.ro/11fc4zs8VcuV >second work day
>morning shift, first day where i have to be there at 6am
>after hours of exhausting work in the hot steel mill, I finally have nothing to do for a few mins and sit down and relax a bit with closed eyes
>put down my dark eye protection visor because ive never done that and wanna see how little I actually see through it
>asshole foreman comes exactly at that time and thinks im sleeping and put down the visor to sleep in the dark
>half an hour later they tell me to get in a car and drive me to the office
>asshole foreman, boss and some other idiot already wait for me in there
>"we think that you are not suitable for shift work, maybe you want to do something else? do you know about excel and other computer programs?"
>"We are not mad at you, we are just worried about you, we dont want you to get hurt"
>I refuse, tell them I would have applied for an office job if I wanted one
>"then we can send you to a control center, you are in the production area and there is little risk you can hurt yourself..."
>They want move me to some stupid office container where I have to spend 8 hours doing absolutely nothing Why am I a 28 year old virgin?
I'm not the most handsome guy, but I don't think I'm incredibly ugly either. I have a job that is well respected by most of society. I have hobbies that aren't male-dominated, such as reading. I have friends, though I will admit I don't have any friends who are women. I try my hand at talking to people and using dating apps (though I rarely get any matches).
So why am I so alone? >elf girl offers to be your wife so she can get a green card for Earth
>but this is what she looks like
How do you respond? >stop eating mcdonalds every single day
>Depression eases up and I dont feel like shit constantly
Wtf? Been taking steps toward "improving myself"
>been lifting 4x a week for almost a year
>doing 2 hours cardio 3x a week
>stopped posting on 4chin in December
>stopped browsing the internet almost entirely
>1 hour a day reading books for almost a year
>only entertainment is listening to history oriented podcasts
>stopped drinking 2 weeks ago (I have not had less than 4-6 drinks for years until this)
>waking up at 4:30 to go to work for 12 hours at a time in a factory 4 days a week, making great money 1.5k/week for the first time in my life
>Sleeping and having movie nights with some traveling nurse I met on tinder who lives 2 miles from me every now and then
>spending my days off hiking the great lands of upstate VT and chilling in nature
All this and I gotta say, I feel AWFUL
Worse than before desu...without comparison
I literally less suicidal when I was high, eating hot pockets and playing Kingdom Come till 5am every day
Bots it is literally OVER, 1 year ago if you told me id be living like I am now I would have thought I would be so happy with this life, but it sucks...dont get me wrong I hated my life and wanted to die before too but now even more so >dude weed lmao
Why has this mindset seemingly infected every person under 30? >be me
>area I live in is nice but the street behind it is full of crack-addicted welfare leechers
>walking home down that road
>want to pet kitty
>go to pet kitty
>woman on the other side screams to me
>"TOUCH THAT CAT AND ILL FUCKING KILL YA"
>really bad at social situations so had no idea what to say
>instinctively say "just a cat innit"
>skeletal looking necromancer of a woman screams again
>"I SAW WHAT U WOS FUCKIN DOING"
>they start defending the woman
>tfw when the cat was on the other side of the road, about 30 meters away from the woman's abode
what the fuck happened? am I missing something? I'm fucking jealous of Amerifats because they can easily acquire guns.
If I were an American, I would've an heroed with a gun a long time ago. Fembots, take note. If you don't look like this, it's game over for you. I wish that me and him lived together or closer
we would be a cute couple
I could cook for him everyday
and bake cakes and breads
we would watch stupid shows together and hold hands
I love him so much >bae says she will be my gf if I keep dildo up my bum and chastity cage while eating no food, only water for days on end and no sleep while she routinely beats me up I feel anxiety like when I smoke weed but I didn't smoke any weed Come chill with friendly people on discord
bZfvZMAJ if they take the autismbux away im going to kill myself To the guy that replied to me in that thread thats archived now, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! Post your sign.
I am an Aquarius Chad. Women love Aquarius Good morning. I dont remember when I went to sleep. I feel really dizzy and tired and I dontt want to stand up. My wrists hurt a lot. I will just drink more and I will be ook. I hope you come back. I love you. You are so precious to me. I really need you to come back. Im going to pray now that you do. I love you How do I become less retarded? I feel like I can't bond with any people irl because all my interests and hobbies are autistic or just plain stupid. For example, a lot of people (including people from here) use YouTube to improve or acquire knowledge on important and meaningful subjects but I just use it to watch some dumb memes or vidya-related stuff. To the point that I feel really ashamed when people ask me for some YT channel recommendation because all I watched lately was Vargskelethor playing Oblivion with his character Bulk Bogan while making the dumbest voice possible. Like, I don't aim to become a Chad or anything, I just want to stop the retardation. >Calls himself a sigma male Why?
Most here despise not only you but everyone who shares your ethnicity. No one here will see you as human. Why even bother trying to fit in? >200lbs+ siblings trying to lose weight
>they try to get me to gain weight too (im underweight, 5'8 and 110 lbs)
>i still constantly wake up to no food on the table every morning because my fatass siblings finished all the food for breakfast
i just dont get it. how hard is it to not eat 2000 calories every meal?
also, any fatbros willing to share their secrets on how to gulp down absurd amounts of food like its nothing? trying to eat copious amounts of food is such a pain in the ass and im tired of being skelly. losing weight is so much easier. Pic related are my two favorite characters. I like them so much I want to take female hormones and dye my hair blonde.
Why shouldn't I? If the opportunity arose, would you fuck your mom?
>inb4 "my mom is ugly"
Obviously not ugly enough to get pregnant Daily reminder that women are superior to boys.
Any girl could kick your ass and make you her bitch.
You're not superior to anyone, you're genetic garbage born only to be broken by alphas. Everyone of you who think you had bad luck with the genes (being autistic, a guy, bad looking etc.) do belive in the soul because otherwise you ARE your genes and can therefore not have bad luck in the "genetic lottery" Is it weird that my mom still wears this kind of outfit when she goes out at her age and being married? how the fuck do heightcels cope with being considered less than human? White boy is taking her home. That's it. It finally happened, my mom made fun of me and recriminated me for not producing money.
We were arguing about a petty thing and she used the card of:
>"with what money will you do that?, you have nothing at your name, you don't even have wealth, you are no one"
And woah, that hurt. Post sigma feels and signma related content >still waiting for my government asigned big titty gf when you reach 18 of age
They must have forgot about me, I'll ask them soon. Anyway are you glad with your state gf anon ? sorry anon I only date womb flooders Dear diary,
Men are such sluts. they think that just because its hot outside its ok to go running and biking while shirtless. Sure they look sexy but its slutty and they should feel ashamed >slightly autistic
>everytime something uncomfortable or awkward happens have to fight back the extreme urge to yell "GAY LOSERS DOT COM"
should i just kms at this point? >just got my balls and penis lasered
>soon i will have no more hair
is there a more based thing to do? the solution to the incel problem is cuckold relationships. most incels would be more comfortable and happy as cucks and women get the benefit of having a provider Schizoid coping is a discussion thread regarding schizoid personality disorder and those who have it. If you are wondering if you are a schizoid, or have questions about the condition, this is the place to voice it. I am well aware of the irony of this threads' existence.
Today's theme: cycles >wow anon, shore are a lot of stange stuff saved to you're desktop...say whats' this folder hear? ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL Who broke this mutts' heart? I FUCKING DID IT. I SHAT. LADS I FUCKING SHAT.
How weird, I just went a full day without eating and only drinking Coke. If it was the Coke that caused it in the first place why would a day of only drinking Coke flush the bowels?
This is weird lads. I'm not sure what the fuck is going on with my bowels but this is a fairly regular theme whenever I go a day or two without eating I shat my bowels out. Hi, black fembot here...
Cute white guy with a fedora on right in front of me.. I want to talk to him so bad! Should I??? Im scared.. how to write a suicide note to inflict the most psychological damage possible? Last night I dreamed I had sex with an asmr girl(ozley asmr) while on nofap. Does having sex in my dreams still make me a virgin? is there no way to get sexual humiliation and degradation for free anymore these days? And I'm having a pretty good laugh about it ngl
They might all hate my guts, but it's nice to know there exist women out there that are internet autists like me. Gives me good vibes. hello nomalfags i have a few questions i need you to answer about the right way to do things
when you walk how far are you supposed to swing your arms?
if youre carrying something heavy in one hand and you have to walk weird while carrying it are you still supposed to swing your other arm or do you just keep it still while you walk?
do i look like a retard if every time someone says hi the only way i ever say hi back is by saying "hello"?
if you accidentally look at someone and they look at you right as you look at them how long are you supposed to keep looking at them for it to be normal?
what are you supposed to do with your hands while youre standing still if you dont have pockets to put them in or your phone with you to mess with?
how loudly are you supposed to say sorry when you get in someones way?
these are all the questions i have right now Post a song that you like and try to guess each other's personalities
https://youtu.be/_ZaDQL6fobA >mfw a girl is mean to me online why is misogyny on the rise? >tfw the wooden floor is all sticky from me jerking off everyday. i'm a submissive straight male, but i confess maledom is really hot to me just because it would be so humiliating, imagine being a slave of a strong man that is your master and then he fucks you and makes you walk around naked with a collar and stuff
just sharing my fetish with you guys, thanks for reading This is what fembot pussy looks like. Imagine you take an IQ test and the one thing you were proud about (your intelligence) was a lie. The only one thing you ever thought was your strength, was a complete lie. I dropped any and all intellectual pursuits from that point onward. Hello femanon.
You know it is not good to get too much screen time in the dark.
Your delicate eyes need to be able watch anime and read manga later. My parents say they're worried about me because I've stopped chatting with the family online.
They should have been worried about me 15 or 20 years ago when it would have mattered. When they knew I was getting the shit kicked out of me in school all the time and they did nothing except threaten me that if I fought back id be in worse trouble when I get home.
In any family gathering they would introduce me as the youngest child and then going to detail how I was an accident and I caused them so many problems.
Why do really shitty parents think they're entitled to a relationship with their children when they get older? I went through hell as a kid, and they knew and did nothing to stop it. At any point they could have moved me to a different school, at any point they could have helped me. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK
I GOT WARNED BY JANNIES FOR SAYING THE WORD DILATE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TRANNY JANNIES So you want a gf, but are you bf material?
You know relationships take effort right ? Are you willing to put in the effort that you expect to get for free ? Decided yesterday to get high on amphetamines. Got myself set up for a mad gaming session.
Got down and right into Assassins creed vahalla.
I dosed up again in the afternoon. Got back into gaming for an hour.
Suddenly my brain went from "oh shit this game is fucking hectic" to "hurr durr me bored, porn good"
Fapped for 9 hours straight, right into the early hours of the morning.
Was fucking horrible. I wasn't even enjoying the porn, I was just watching it while shamefully trying to fap with a flaccid dick hoping it will go up soon so I could cum and go back to playing my game. By the time I came the drugs have worn off. What a fucking waste of drugs... My dad made me give him a blowjob again
I hate my family Just a few generations ago men looked like men. What went wrong? Being ugly is a choice. If you are a healthy, neurotypical individual with no birth defects you have absolutely no right to blame your genetics for your shitty appearance.
All you have to do is eat healthy, be physically active, wear nice clothing, have a proper posture, be confident, clean yourself (oral hygiene, taking showers, wear deodarant, etc REGULARLY). If you do all of these you should AT LEAST be a 7/10. The way you smell and your personality can also contribute to how attractive you are.
So stop blaming everything but yourself for being ugly. Not everyone has to find you attractive either, just put yourself together and you'll notice a major shift in your mental and physical health. Quit being a miserable piece of shit and take care of yourself since you think you're so ugly. Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it.
Occasionally receive replies from someone who may or may not be who your letter was intended for.
Disregard convention and behave as you see fit to suit your needs edition.
>>64217673 Would you date a girl that braps a lot? 66. Today people live more by virtue of what the system does FOR them or TO them than by virtue of what
they do for themselves. And what they do for themselves
is done more and more along channels laid down by the
system. Opportunities tend to be those that the system
provides, the opportunities must be exploited in accord
with rules and regulations , and techniques prescribed by experts must be followed if there is to be a chance
of success. Anyone considered getting a cabin?
I was thinking of maybe making a bus/shed into one or even pic related How much damage does a point blank brap deal? >back in the 3rd grade, I was the weird kid who drew lots of gory pictures
>We are given assignment, to split off into pairs, interview your partner to ask them about their family, and put together a small presentation with picture
>I get stuck with some girl
>After she interviews me, I begin asking her about her family
>She had experienced several tragic deaths in the family recently- father, grandmother, grandfather, dog etc.
>young and have no concept of the seriousness of death
>It comes time to show off our presentation
>My presentation has a large picture of a graveyard, with several skeletons climbing out of the ground, smiling and waving
>big caption on top: 'A VERY BONEY FAMILY'
>girl immediately bursts into tears
>Teacher gives me a stern talking to. Fill your humor chart and justify your reasoning. Why has a stigma developed around finding women attractive? Just saying someone's hot will make the room freeze like you just said a slur. And God help you if you're an unattractive guy talking about which actresses are hotter. The fuck is up with this? It's completely absent in history, but suddenly you now have to be "worthy" to appreciate a beautiful woman. where can I find cute girls to talk to and buy things? >go to nyc
>beggars try bothering me acting friendly and then demanding money after
>carry around a counterfeit $20
>hand it to them
>they probably go in stores and get floyded >post in 200+ reply thread
>thread instantly dies
is there a worse feeling? >step 1 be 21 or older (depending which shithole you're from)
>step 2 buying booze
>step 3 drink
>step 4 sleep
>step 5 repeat Are black women easier for white robots to get with than white women?
I want a black girl to sit on my face so bad, bros. I want to be punished for my ancestors' crimes by being suffocated over and over by a big black ass like pic related. Imagine the smell of her pungent crack. Imagine the taste of her sweaty pussy and butthole. Imagine the texture of her soft fat warm ebony cheeks crushing your face. what do we do about the incel problem? You would think it would solve itself since they can't breed. But how do we stop them in future generations? How do you cope with being an ojisan 25+ bots? I put the toilet paper ring on my own toilet at home cause my roommate pisses on the seat, and is generally nasty. Is it weird that I do this? I want women to use me like a sex toy so badly. I want more than anything to eat out a woman's pussy (and asshole if they want) and make them cum over and over again. I don't even want anything in return. I just want women to dominate me and use my mouth for their own pleasure, to wear out and abuse my tongue, like its their property. I want to be a woman's sex slave. I would eat out my ex girlfriend for over an hour sometimes to give her multiple orgasms and my tongue would be exhausted at the end and the pain felt so good.
Where do find women who will use me like this? >wholesome intimate sex with fembot gf on breeding day this board is lame today, gonna play a geimu. have a nice day anons. >2011
>"The girl I have feelings for doesn't like me back. It really hurts."
>"I'm sorry, bro. Unrequited love is the worst. She doesn't deserve you, king. Keep your chin up; you'll find someone."
>dozens of people voice their sympathies and wish for the best
>"The girl I have feelings for doesn't like me back. It really hurts."
>"Um... wow. I don't even know what to say. Let's unpack this, shall we? You aren't entitled to her feelings, and it's disgusting that you feel upset over this. You're disrespecting her agency. Nice Guys like you aren't actually nice. I need to take a shower, how do people as evil as you even exist?"
>50 people back him up
What happened? Have you robobs ever jerked off in front of a fembob? Why do they want people to do that? >Wake up and look at phone
>Go to Gym
>All the Chads and normies all apparently know each other, talking about snapchat, instagram, etc.
>Look down at phone
>Still no notifications
>Try not to cry driving home >Slowly losing my mind due to isolation
>Beginning to succumb to my delusions
>Impossible to make frens because of how weird I am after years of no frens
There is no end, only more downward spiraling.
God is good and I am his son yet he has given me a harsh path.
Emptiness. I have some questions for those with bipolar disorder:
> Do you do drugs?
> Do you do drugs INSTEAD OF meds?
> Have you been through psychosis?
> Do you sometimes skip on the antipsychotic meds just because you want to get "high" on the up-wave of bipolar?
Once I read in a book that people that goes through psychosis gets a bit damaged, and gets a bit more stupid, every time they go through psychosis. I asked a psychiatrist, and she said that was ACTUALLY TRUE.
> Do you think this is actually true?
Thanks for answering my little survey Sexhavers.
You will all have STDs. You will all be dissatisfied. You will love the flesh until death. You will have unwanted kids. You will have murderous abortions. You will be blown about in violent storms. Worst of all, you will insult the innocent incels on this board, much cleaner and holier than thou. I hate cooming I wish I could just forever edge Any other anons here into melting onions wax ? How do we solve obesity in America? Robot Talent Thread!
https://voca.ro/12JZZ0RV6sL2 Post what:
>you think of your 4chan posts
>what you think anons think of your 4chan posts
>what you think jannies and mods think of your posts
>My posts shouldn't be questioned by the light hearted, I argue and argue good. Literally the win a thousand internet fights meme notches in my belt from this board and site, being apart of this board during the years it was a real posting scene made me a very cerebral poster I may be cringe at moments but Eh.
>anons think I'm that annoying schizo horny poster who always posts high
>janny and mod hates me for the most part for """ruining""" this board ever since 2008 but probably looks at me like I'm their fucked up cringe kid bro since I've been on 4chan for over half my life (((I'm in my mid twenties, been on 4chan since 2006))) is their any point in sending feedback to the mods? i feel like the relationship between mods and users has become so antagonistic that they will do the opposite of anything we suggest. I've heard that this vaccine sterilizes people too. True or not?
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