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>first drug? >are you on anything right now? >ever had psychosis? >any mental disorders directly caused by drugs?I need a coomer gfThis is all i need in my lifeNo titlenice and comfy feel threadNo titleI want to have sex exclusively with boys who look like girlsNo titlehow the fuck am i supposed to get a gf during shut down manNo titlereminder gun isint a guaranted suicide methodShould I really have to try this hard?I wont go into all the details but I got a girlfriend, yeah I know, normie, bla bla, it's my first super serious one and it was after tons of self improvement, my views on women are still "misogynist".
We're actually set on getting married, but there are some things about our relationship and her specifically that I guess have me questioning some things. I'm not a MGTOW cuck so will be ignoring all bluepilled comments about Marriage especially when scientifically speaking and according to data, as long as the female is a virgin your marriage will succeed.
Well that's where we get into the problems. My girlfriend said she was a virgin before me, and again according to the data funnily enough only 5-7% of females who say they're a virgin before marriage are lying, so overall the odds are in my favor, and I think after countless years on this board my roastie detector is pretty good.
And the very fact that she's interested in me and hasn't acted like a myriad of other non virgin females, she doesn't have that BBC dead eye stare either, really does make me think she's a unicorn in many aspects, however there are some warning signs that make me question some things.
First of all her dad was in her life, thank God right? However both her parents were quite neglectful, and abusive, mostly verbally and mentally, and via manipulation, but also physically to a small degree, nothing sexual tho.
She acts quite unstable sometimes tho, like very unstable, and maybe this is my own bias towards non virgin females, but sometimes the way she acts reminds me of that, but then she does other things that make me think otherwise.
I really hope its just the abuse she went through that's making her like this and not something else.
Now there's also the fact she made out with a dude before me, an ex boyfriend, she apparently didn't have sex with or do anything with but idk I have doubts sometimes.
I'm really not sure, I love her and trust her, hell she even approached me initiallly/britfeel/Cheeky wank then bedNo title>take adderall >jerk off for 12 hours straight
Holy fuck this shit is not healthyNo titleI have the corona virus and it's getting worse.No titlealai and yumi time traveling sexNo title>hooked up with an Indian guy >go to text wyd the next day >he already blocked my numberNo title>Umm excuse me sir, I'm here for the boiwife position?Is cuckoldry mainstream in western society now?Given it's not just feminist women who have the view that if you don't allow her to fuck around with other guys you're an insecure control freak?. Even on somewhere like r9k if you say you have a problem with your gf still being in contact with and talking with exes, you will say the man is a beta insecure incel virgin and chase him off the board
"imagine getting insecure cause your girl has male friends"
"imagine being this insecure"
"imagine trying to control a woman's movements incel fag"
That's how even supposedly redpilled places like r9k see it so you can't blame only women if the western men support that view too.
Have you accepted cuckoldry as an ingrained part of your mainstream society now?
(I say "you" as i am a Muslim and don't live in the West) so i'm just curious.No titleDo you like Czech girl's butts?No titledo women really? https://twitter.com/DoraGodoy/status/1245889058263498752No titleI am a sad, alternative, smartass, stoner, softboy. Can I have a girlfriend to be depressed with please?No title>money can't buy happiness why do normalfags say thisNo title>tfw some jerk breeds me and gets me pregnant >tfw everyone else takes advantage of itNewfag questionWhat is a chad supposed to be? Is he supposed to be a really attractive douchebag, or just a good bro who is really attractive?No titleWhy do women mature faster than men?/r9gay/ - #983Inferno edition Previous thread >>57466740Waifu General /waifu/ #334Birthday edition
Rules: 1. Talk about your waifu/husbando 2. Be devoted to your one and only waifu/husbando 3. Let waifuism improve your life 4. Be nice! 5. Have a great time!
Last thread: >>57486935No titleEveryone i'll ever meet will always have more interesting, charismatic and likeable people than me in their lifes and i'll forever be secondary.No titleDo age gap relationships ever work out? Let's say one is 18-19 and the other is mid to late 20s.No titleReminder that this is a st.cho board and that rodger is a false prophet.You people are fucking clowns>hrr drr police and military are with us they would never take your constitutional rights >virus that kills less people than the flu hits >hrr drr police and military are just doing there jobs
When did you realize this place was full of hypocrite faggots that most likely still live in their moms basement?No title>TFW straight but can't stop jerking off to gay pornNo title>okay, im ready to settle down nowNo titleAlright. They've won. I'll never move on. Their place in my brain will be cemented forever. The anger will eat me from the inside. I've tried forgiveness, I've tried breathing exercises, I've tried staying busy, I've tried letting time heal. The anger will destroy me. I will never be able to make peace with myself. My brain is my own worst enemy. I wake up and I doubt myself. Every good thing I do, I doubt myself. The world is against me constantly. Fuck me, I don't know how long I can go on with this. You can only be at peace with other when you're at peace with yourself. I will never be at peace with myself.NEET GFDoes anyone else find the idea of someone who's completely useless kind of attractive? When I see someone who can't look after them self for some reason I find it adorable and it irritates me that I find this attractive, consciously I know it's a bad idea but I still want it.No titleAny fellow personality disordered people here? BPD here, although most people couldn't tell that I have the condition.No titlewould you rather date a hapa or an asian girl?No titlehow bad is the covid-19 outbreak in your area?Unpopular opinion threadlets have an unpopular opinion thread, anons!THE WALL IS A MYTHHow does it make you feel? The wall never existed for 30+ used womenNo titleI'm gonna be 30 next month I should have taken the thorpillNo title>tfw no tomoko gf t0 play vidya with and be comfy togetherNo titlePewdewpie had kino girl taste. Girls who look like Marzia are kino.No titleThis is considered an untrue/angry virgin statement. We are at a point in time where a person saying the obiectiv truth is being persecuted and ridiculed. How do we solve this?No titleI hate your devolved species.No titleAnyone esle here remember Avatar Last Airbender?
How do you think the Fire Nation would have handled killing Aang if he was captured?
Would they have held a huge ceremony/execution for everyone to witness? What about his friends? Surely htye would have either be killed or imprisoned for the rest of their lives.No titlei hate normies i hate being around them now that i have a fast food job, its stressful trying to act like i speak modern jive and am mentally fucking retarded like them it feels like im wearing a mask
i want to act myself around them but i know they wont understand i mean how could they not that im weird as fuck i mean i am but they think everyone whos not exactly like them is so fucking strange
what would you do? would you wear the normie mask if you could pull it off well or just act like a sperg because its less stressfulNo titlewhats your dream job?
i want to breed spiders/mbti/comfy introverts during quarantine edition
tests: >https://sakinorva.net/functions >https://jupiter-34.appspot.com/ >http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htmNo titleAny one enjoy this show? I have been rewatching it and have been really enjoying the OST. I like to mix a play list with that and a few tracks from the Pokemon red and blue soundtrack. This show literally got me interested in hacking and I actually passed my OSCP just as s4 was dropping. Feels good to watch s1 again and look at the hacks and think that I know how to do all of them now.No titlehey robots im sad right now but hopefully later i'll be less sad.
thanksNo titleWhat are some faggy expressions you hate? >battling depressionNo titleJannie appreciation thread
Ill start! Thanks Jannies for letting the TOPPED posts stay up even though its ruining the board. Top job!
>move all gay threads over to lgbtNo titleanybody miss beetlejuice?How to get a girlfriend?My question is: how does one, unironically, get a girlfriend in 2009+11?
>just try online dating, bro Yeah, yeah, tried that already but without much success, whatsoever. Tinder: 9 likes and 0 matches. OkCupid: 16 likes and 0 matches. HotOrNot: you probably read a story about it on here..
>hookups and dating belong on /soc/ If only you knew how terrible /soc/ is these days, in regards to finding a romantic (lifelong) partner. The whole board is filled up with dick pics and disgusting smelly trannies. I tried a few times adding women off discord threads from there. Yeah, I can joke and keep the conversation going, but what all the women on there search for is fucking, more fucking, and are into degenerate stuff (I can provide a proof of that through convos I had with a few women). All in all, dicks, trannies, and whores. Not surprising.
>just approach women irl, bro I don't know how to put this, but I'm uncomfortable with approaching women irl cuz I don't wanna get metoo'd, and I'm rather shy in public situations. I don't want to pity myself, but I spent my whole childhood and teenage years in hospitals and sanatoriums across the country. Being locked up and with no socialization whatsoever, I believe, fucks up one mentally. In addition, I'm the most comfortable in engaging with people from /r9k/, but the stupid Moot made it clear that we can't do any hookups on here, so here we are.
>inb4 Tulpas That sounds appealing, and I'll give them a try. At least I won't feel as lonely...
I'm thinking of giving up on both dating and life, desu.No titleDoes anyone else here have a curse from god? I am followed around by god
All I ever did was be a nice person.No titleHow do I find an azn e-gf?No titleWhen you accidentally look in the mirror, do you recognize yourself or do you see some loser faggot you never seen before staring back?No titleI have been watching all of the World of Warcraft Cinematics and cried for over two hours. They are just so fucking beautiful and emotional.
How has your day been?Virgins>Age >Location >why are you still a Virgin
21 Germany Ugly as sinschool shooting larp generalhow would you do it anon? would you spare someone? weapons of choice? realistic bodycount score? your rampage song?No titlei'm the weakest person on the fucking planet i do nothing i don't want to do, and i have no self control. if i want to do something and i can do it easily, i do it
i've never had a job i didn't fucking loathe because i fucking loathe work i get no enjoyment or satisfaction out of completing challenges or accomplishing things and it's so fucking abundantly clear how wrong i am on a fundamental level i've tried so hard to get better but i can never follow through on it because i'm so fucking lazy
i don't think i've ever done a goddamn thing in my life that wasn't out of either obligation or boredom it fucking blows my mind that people can just have motivation and put effort into things i am broken i was born broken i will die broken and hopefully soonNo titleI genuinely hate everything. Nothing irritates me more than humans. Every little thing they do annoys me to no end, the way they talk, the way they're rude, the way they relish in debauchery and most importantly their mindless opinions. I literally dream about torturing every single human on this awful planet.No title>Clea Gaultier got new titsNo titleGaycel here. I fucking hate all of you sluts, and by sluts i mean the fags and dykes who post here because i can pity the trannies who can't get laid at least before they go full degenerate. Hookup culture is the most disgusting thing the human mind has come up with, the thought of giving or selling your body to a stranger is downright stomach-turning, and because of this a poor schmuck who only wants to live a monogamous life with his partner is lumped with cum-guzzling shitters like you. You aren't superior to me because you can freely ride the cock carousel, you aren't even happy because most of the hookup whores end up becoming junkies, depressed or suicidal once they hit the wall. The LGBT community is a hedonistic watery sham and I am ashamed of the faggot community, so i will forever keep my public identity hidden to avoid being considered a sex-addict freak as the likes of you. And before you start regurgitating defenseless bullshit and roastie slang, I just want to make it clear that I will NOT have sex with anyone who isn't willing to become my lifetime partner, whether I managed to get a bf or not. Get bent.No titleHow is Papa so based?No title>tfw poopy breathNo titlewhat's stopping you from being happy anons?No titleHow do you regular NEETs do it? I'm feeling like absolute shit. Even worse than before this crap. I just wanna go out, breathe some fresh air and do some fucking stuff.No titleSo I see a lot of people on here talking about all this shit about how the Jews rule over us and crap. I did my research and came to the conclusion that this is pretty retarded. The data I looked at suggests that the over representation of Jews in certain fields is the result of artificial selection during the dark ages and not of a global conspiracy. The points are as follows:
Jews are expelled from Israel during the roman occupation and eventually settle in western Europe, notably in the Rhineland. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5380316/
Jew's are forbidden from owning property but are allowed to thinks christian aren't like lend money and trade with Muslims, this creates an environment where intelligence is heavily correlated with wealth.
Cultural idea of wealthy men marrying the daughters of Rabbis adds to the survival of offspring as wealthy people passed on genes better in the dark ages due to higher standard of living.
In the 14th century Jew's are removed from western Europe, DNA evidence suggest that most modern Jews are descended from about 2000 individuals at the time. This mostly means only those with the resources could escape from western Europe passing on there DNA. The high prevalence of genetic diseases like Tay Sachs disease also seems to be the result of this. https://www.nature.com/articles/5201156
Pogroms occur in Russia and Jews flee to Western Europe and the US.
The population increases to what we have today and the Ashkenazim population are descended form these individuals and therefor have a higher frequency of the alleles that were selected for. This is why Jewish populations are typically over represented in certain fields.
So the question is were is the evidence of a global conspiracy? Can you share it?Day #6 of NoFapDay #6 of NoFap, I do this post every day until I reach the nofapper superpowers
Day #6: Despite not masturbating for 6 days, I always need to use pornographic material, I have not yet moved away from the world of porn, I think the key to success in this endeavor is to completely eliminate porn. I foresee numerous difficultiesNo title>be me >19, gay guy >look really thing, 75 lbs with soft pale skin >small waist, large ass >guys think im anorexic >they comfort me >imnotagirlwhatthefuck.jpg >they say i trapped them when i say im a guy >bitch who said i was a girl >tfw guys want so much dick they cant see mineNo titleCute girls. This thread is exclusively for cute girls. Keep all overt sluttiness elsewhere.No title>think about what your life would be like in 10 years if you quit porn >think about what your life would be like in 10 years if you stay a coombrain
they will be be exactly the same you fucking idiot, imagine letting porn ruin your lifeNo title>tfw you will never get a reaction like this because your dick is too smallNo titleI may have it bad but atleast I'm not a Filipino or a spicNo title>be me, forever alone
>one day manage to find qt girl who wants to be my girlfriend
>we arrange for me to go over to her house so we can do the sexy time
>possibly even hints at a threesome
>around 2:00pm arrive at her house
>wake up
>get sad because i actually liked her and know nobody like that will actually like me irlNo title>"wait anon are you a virgin" how do you respondNo titleHow to oregano get a gf like this?No titleHeyyy... ;) *giggles* Im Lindsey. Im a waitress at a diner.. Um, yeah, Im 28, ...is there a problem with that, asshole? Yup. Didnt think so. ;) I love the flexible hours. Nah, its a mom and pop place. I love those best because they never drug test. I get all my best tips by telling people what all my tattoos mean. I have 7 for the same band. This one means dont get drunk in Brooklyn! *giggles* Sometimes silly boys come in and ask if I know where they can get bud if theyre just passing through town. Whatever would give them that idea? ;) *giggles* *turns into coughing fit* Every morning I buy $25 worth of gas and 2 packs of cigarettes. Lighters depend on the situation but they usually last me about 3 days. Im on a first name basis with everyone who works the register. I have been since I was 16. Then I need my first coffee of the 5 Im gonna need on any given day. I go to every punk show within 200 miles of here. I LOVE my vodka and I LOVE Fireball but I really like drinking beer at shows. Theres just something about knocking your head back and that amber bottle against your black t shirt, perfectly tight yet loose jeans, and the way the light hits you so all the boys realize you actually are wearing makeup. Boys love to get obsessed with me. They always spend a few weeks infatuated, a few years hopelessly depressed, and all the while convinced theyll make rock history in the process. I have an Addy and Xanny script. I take them in my car on my breaks at work. Trading at work can be fun. Lots of people have Vicodin and Kpins most days. Everyone at work is just like me. When I get home I just get blazed, make some instant food, and find something chill on Netflix. I reup if I have a show later that night fer shure, but people beat down my door or blow up my phone eventually if I pass out anyways, so its just like whatever anyhow. Anyways, I get off at 3, but my shift ends at 5:30 ;) *giggles* *takes last drag off cigarette, flicks* *throws out coffee cup* *blows kiss*No titlebored out yo mind??? join the r9k earth minecraft server ip: gaiamc.space version: 1.14.4No titlegot rejected. really got led on too. never had any sort of date or done anything like this before. fuck. fuck youNo title>bro just shower and wear clean clothes Do you faggots honestly think we don't already do this? Do you really think only a total slob cant get laid or make friends? I wear clean clothes every day, shower every day, I'm pretty skinny, I shave, I brish my teeth, I wash my hands, wear deodorant, etc. Frankly its fucking insulting that you self righteous faggots come on here to give your increible wisdom of "dont stink like a pig bro". No fucking shit dumbass. The ones of us who are slobs arent complaining about people not liking being around them.No titleI just found out the reason my now gf didn't date anyone in the past. She's been saving herself for me. I feel so special..No titleAnyone know if there are any good cults to join? Ideally one where they won't make me do any work besides their weird cult rituals and I can just neet it up there for the most part. I have no code of ethics and don't fit in with society so I feel I'd do well there.No title>6ft 3 >attractive >straight and nice teeth >white >high iq i was suppose to be a god. instead i was starved, intentionally fucked with to restrain my mind, and i ended up here.
10 years of social isolation. 10 years of solitude. a little bit upset.Am I chad yet robots?After 3 years of self improvement I think I finally made it :)No titleWhat sort of brain malfunction drives a male to desire penis in their butt(like me)?No titleWhat filters should I add I already put : Trap Traps Femboy Femboys Sissy Black Bbc Bwc Daddy Mommy Milkie pussy feet cock fembot fembots femanon femanons female females girl girls r9gay drugfeel drug drugs weed girlfriend girlfriends boyfriend boyfriends bf gf qt settle discord penis dick dicks boi settleNo titleMy husband is bored and depressed all the time. I get joy from interacting with him but he hardly wants to interact with me. He "likes" (although says he doesn't really like anything) to play videogames and binge youTube videos instead. The only consistent 'hangout' time we have is the once-a-day meal+show. He always asks for sex but we have sex about twice a month because I'm never turned on because he never does emotional foreplay. Literally feel like a sexbot he just summons and then ignores the rest of the day. Fun times/Rei general/Oh, no! Rei is running late for school again: Day 242
Firm handshakes to everybodyNo titleim so lonely guys, anyone pls be my friendNormies during quarantineWill being shut in for the long quarantine slowly turn normies crazy?No titleI feel like people would be better able to connect with others romantically if everyone were gay.No titleAll the shitposting on this bullshit board and no one even ever proves jews did nothing wrongfetish threadlet's talk about degeneracyNo titleWrite a letter to someone who may or may not read it. Include initials for the schizos.No title>Mom is having her daily breakdown >Can hear dad yelling, even after turning the fan on >Dogs barking, impending doom perhaps Thats it im done with this fucking familyWhat the fuck am I suppose to sayBitch liked me despite my profile saying english only.No titleI barely interact with people, i hate interacting with people, i'm sick of interacting with people, interacting with people makes me feel good and i need it.No titleWhat is a friend? Should i feel like a friend of mine shouldn't have any other?No titleDid you ever get BTFO on 4chan?Daily Posture Generalregretful memories edition >can't wait to play tennis with you anon! >CRACK >AAAAAAAAAGH MY BACK!!!! this ever happened to you? well it could of been avoided anon, you could of protected her smile, anon. You could have saved her and had a family with her, but instead you indulged her habits of bad posture, and now she won't be going anywhere outside of her cold dirty grave, have you forgotten her anon? You still visit her right? You know you could have prevented this right? Anon. Don't let her death be in vain, practice proper posture.No titleWho is your favorite porn actress, anons?Music that makes you feelPost music that makes you feel. I'm in desperate need of new music, preferably sad music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9BNxMOPly4No title>5 inch girth
So how should I do it? Noose, overdose, shotgun?No titleAny fellow type 1 diabetic anons? I have a few questions:
How long have you had it?
Are you on pump therapy or just normalfag needles?
How well are you managing it right now?
Do you have ADHD and/or social anxiety? If so do you believe it affects your diabetes?Big Bun Appreciation ThreadPost and discuss girls with big sock buns and other hairstyles that turn you onNo titlei want to overdose. how do i prevent my brains survival instinct from getting help for me before i die?No title>suns out >snow is melting >the fucking big ass aggressive attacking nigger spiders are back >killed 4 of them tonight alone >just laying in bed and they fucking sprint at me out of nowhere and try to attack me >literally scream and jump up with lightning reflexes, scared as fuck >have to keep a guard up now, eyes are peeled and not letting guard down because that's when they strike
This is fucking bullshit man. I hate not feeling comfortable in my own house. These fucking spiders went to war with me before winter and they kept their grudge. They don't like me and I don't like them. Every night I would check my bed and boom, 4 of them just waiting there for me. Anyone know why these filthy faggots might be attacking me and how I can put a stop to this madness? I have arachnaphobia and this is hell for me. Can't sleep or play down now, in bed cross legged with a shoe readyNo titlefemales tend to attract a mate ealier in life than males so this means sex is more important to females because soem males never get sex in their lives and females generally do therfore sex is more apart of their identities and is basically the driving force behind all their decisionsNo titleI posted something like this a bit ago. I found out my bf is still watching trap cross dressing porn lately. He said he was over it. Im so pissed. He acts so macho and like he wants a trad family but he is actually a degenerate. Found out hes been texting his ex since sept to feb. I just want a loving husband and happy family. Also Im kinda drunk and rambling. Im thinking about breaking up with him but then id have no social contact with anybody. I fucking hate trannys and gays.No titleHow long should you be dating a girl before you tell her you want to watch her fuck another man? How will most of them react?No titlewould you rather date a hapa or an asian boy?No titleWords can no describe how much I despise myself, and the way I go about romantic relationships in general. I'll find a girl who has genuine feelings for me, and I, without thinking, completely ignore her feelings and fuck around with other women for no reason other than boredom. I've beaten myself up countless times for it, but I always find myself doing it over and over again, and I have yet to figure why J do these things. I hate when it happens to me, but I don't care when I do it? It's an addictive cycle that I wish I could stop but I can't. And I don't know what to do.No titleAre there any girls in the northeast? Do you exist?No titlei really enjoy watching girls piss themselves in diapers
on a sacle of 1 to 10 how much of a degenerate am iNo title>brown >manlet >brainlet >poor >violent chimp Why are mexicans so disgusting? and why we should live with them? I'm so fucking angry brosCan't land a boyfriendAs the title suggests, I'm 19 and I have no boyfriend. I've never had a boyfriend before, even though multiple guys have flirted with me. They never want to actually commit to a relationship though. Am I doing something wrong? I've tried everything I can think of, and none of the guys around me show interest in the slightest. I've even took up hobbies that most guys have like gaming, and I spent 200 dollars on building my own PC. I've watched my weight, and I'm now under 200 pounds so I thought I'd be the perfect woman. I just don't understand it.No titleWhy am I alone? I don't know why I deserve this, I try my hardest.No titleTRAP LIVES MATTERNo titleanyone else want to die from corona? >tfw not in a risk groupNo titlewhy is it such a pain to studyNo title>slept a total of 3 horrible hours during a hot afternoon after pulling an all nighter >still can't fall asleep when lay in bed >sun's about to riseNo titlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eojVI-3R5-0&ab_channel=IamSkippyScottSkippyJessop
>ugly >cringy af >khv living at moms basement >still goes out with qt girls because he got the ballsNo titleA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. >*gets nuked*No titleFuck I've been really good friends with this guy for like 6 years Suddenly big homo brain kicks in and i want to fuck him now. Why am i like this? I just want a normal friendship. I don't even consider myself a faggot.No titleSo this is how the single white mother is created. It's almost like the memes write themselves.No titleReblog this if you love christmasNo titleWould you marry a girl who never had sex with you because she feels too ugly but let you have sex with other girls?No title>tfw turn 20 this year
How do you cope with getting old Anons?No titleHad some bad guacamole earlier and just liquid shit in my pants in public. AMANo title/r9k/ can actually be an acceptable board if you know what to hide. Since I'm in a good mood I'll give you some directions. Immediately hide or filter any thread that uses those: >incel, simp, boomer, zoomer, coom etc >boyfriend, girlfriend >girl (male) >BBC, cuck, white men, white boys, blackbot >female, fembot >any wojak edit, any pepe edit >NEET thread, Ask me threads, they are just attention whoring threads I'm probably missing a few more, but it should clean out for you a good amount of thrash from the catalog already.No titleBecause of COVID-19 some pharmacies in my area can give out medicine without prescriptions. How could i use this to get codeine or something like it. What excuse for purchasing could i say.No titleDo hookers charge extra for kissing?No titleWhy don't you guys see castration as a good idea? I for one am tired of seeing all those people have sex and I'm being left out of it, seeing girls post their ass like it's nothing on social media, openly admitting they like to fuck, I'm fucking tired, I'm tired of seeing an ass before bed and going to sleep with the pain of the urge, when you castrate you will still see girls as beautiful because of how your brain is hard wired but at least you'll be free. I'm going to do 10 years full semen retention, I'm 20 now so if 10 years of learning, working hard and lifting won't be enough to get a girlfriend, then I'll happily off my balls.No titleBeing a wagie is actually fulfilling. I don't feel depressed anymore. I have meaning, purpose, I contribute something.No titleI'm posting this picture every day until I get a girlfriend or kill myself.
Day #83No title>willingly infecting old people Isn't that basically murder?No title>one chance at life >born black >with a 4.5 inch dick
My fucking life. My girlfriend is asian. When she sees my dick I'm fucking finished.No title>tfw no sonderbehandlung bfNo titleI CANT STAND BEING STUCK AT HOME ANYMORE PLEASE I WANT TO DO SOMETHING OUTSIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAJAPQLS KF QSQQPW2 0080FF 1T10No titleIs he circumcised?No titlelet's do drugsNo titleGuys do you know what a female simp is called? It doesn't feel right to just use 'simp' and 'femsimp' is kind of dumb.No title>mfw the american dollar is 5,35x my countries currency, meaning I can't buy shit online
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCYOUFUCKYOUNo titleR9k went downhill when the r/incels got deleted and they all migrated here.No title> hate a youtuber > get with the youtuber wife brother > claim to be part of the family > continue to talk shit about them and make inflammatory tweets
How can a women be so based , holy base and I thought I was a good irl troll.No titlefelt cute might deIete later.Happy thoughts threadLet's have a thread where everyone says talks and says nice things about each other. We all deserve to hear nice things once in a whileI'm a 9/10 but I'm a fucking robotSeriously, I have a gf who tells me all the time I'm hot af- she's mildly autistic too so gets me. I've done modelling in the past but quit because it was just awkward and cringry. My gf has a job and can masquerade as a normal person so easy I just don't get it. I get hit on by stacies whenever she convinces me to come out with her friends, but as soon as I start talking they realise I'm awkward and weird. Some predatory girls seem to find that even more appealing. I'd never cheat on my gf and she doesn't take shit from other girls. But trust me robots, being good looking doesn't fix things. I feel myself go red when a nice girl talks to me and just turn into a fucking idiot. And I normally wouldn't care but it happens with conversations in general. It is obvious as fuck I'm a sperg despite being /fit/ and sell dressed. Honestly, looks do not matter that much. It's just as much about personality, girls are fickle but it's guys who are visual based.No titlewhen did you first realize the chicken nuggets were better then tendies?Neighbors and koronaI get about 4-5 hours of sleep a night because of my neighbors enjoying their quarantine. There's always someone up making horrible clanging noise. Like, at 3am I still hear banging from one neighbor, and another one starts it at 8am. I get some sleep in between. >wear earplugs I do, but they don't block all of the noise and start to hurt my ears as an added bonus. Not being able to sleep well is starting to piss me off.
Worst part is my friends who have detached houses of their own and they always brag about getting to sleep in perfect silence every night. And they just inherited the houses, didn't even buy them.No titlebros i want to be a fuckin cute girl in a fantasy world
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