Board: /r9k/
"/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
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All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.
>>>/soc/ My country is full of gypsies. Most crimes there are from gypsies and almost all of them if not all are fucking annoying retards. And in the and people hate on me for not liking them.
They are like black people but mostly without guns, since fire arms restriction is kind of decent here. If gypsy or a black guy is reading this. Fuck you aggressive little shitheads. I'm gonna smash your heads into a wall. How do I find an asian bf who looks like this? STEAMING LIKE A ROCKET edition is a nintendo switch worth it? Are dommes real? Are there girls out there really into femdom? Is it just a meme? NA education must suck lol Why do 90% of men aim for the top 5% of women? How do we stop men from being so shallow? Newfag here. I really don't understand how someone goes about being neet... Like who is supporting you? I don't mean this in a deferential way, i'm just curious. I have bills, a house, all this bullshit - I feel trapped in life. Working all the damn time. Not saying I wish I was a neet I'm just curious about it. which egirl are u guys orbiting these days? tfw no chess bf who will euthanize me edition
previous thread:
>>68645454 Democucks have no response to this. seems like a popular unit of measure on the internet >make your life better
>whether you like it or not 
This thread is to encourage robots to take the writing pill. A lot of robots sit around all day, bored and lonely with nothing to do.
You don't have to be good at it, you don't have to try to write a novel. But whenever you are feeling bummed out about life, just put your energy into a story and it's characters that interest you.
It's important to remember to write for yourself, not others. Don't worry about judgement about what you write and write what fascinates you. No story has to follow a religious code, style, text format, (it doesn't have to read like a novel--why not a movie script?) or even have realistic characters or events. If you are only interested in writing erotica then do it. Don't worry about what others might think of it. It wouldn't be art if it was appreciated and understood by everyone.
How to Write Your Own Story by Beth Reekles:
https://youtu.be/tRqVPRwKn2o
Why the Best Artists Don't Care What Others Think by Andrew Price:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj89zWLuU-4
Why You Should Write a Book by Lucy Wichelo:
https://youtu.be/B1uMG_PdkJw
The only goal is to make something for yourself that keeps you busy and gives you meaning.
Writing tools
https://www.libreoffice.org/
https://www.literatureandlatte.com/scrivener/overview
https://tiddlywiki.com/
Starting is the hard part. Remember you don't have to come up with a big plotline in your mind before you start or even while you're going. Just put words down and see what happens.
Discuss what you're writing if you want, tips, post chunks of text for feedback etc.
If you want the thread to stay up, consider giving a bump.
Anons' works: https://pastebin.com/AeiGyrA3
Prompt: A farmer's morning is disturbed by unexpected guests barging into his home and they are running from something.
>>68651646 Don't give up.
Don't give up until you manage to achieve this.
Make this your life goal. Non-psychopathic femanons
Are there any? >go on crystal cafe and lolcow
>visit ideal partner threads, boyfriend brag thread
>post what all roasties want aka chad
>see all roasties seethe at not having chad for themselves
>call me a liar, larper, can't believe it's true
>convince them it's true and I'm living the dream
>mfw made them seethe and cope It just sunk in that i'm a 25 yo virgin.
Where do I go from here? >i'll never experience love and affrction
>i'll go to work and come back depressed and tired for the next 30 years
>no one will care because I'm an ugly and short male
>i'll be tamed with ssris
>i'll cry alone in this dark apartment till I die
This is it. This is my life. I wish things were different so badly This position is really hot the way he's digging into her cheeks with his dick. Fembots when was your last shower? How messy are your room and clothes? steelie edish
>psychonautwiki.org
>erowid.org
>rollsafe.org
>tripsafe.org
previous thread: >>68649015
reminder that alcohol is best drug Would you go out with a girl who's taller than you? goodmorning! is anyone awake? tell me about your day.
ive been waking up earlier and earlier each day to try and fix my sleep schedule, and i pretty reliably go to bed at 11 or so now and wake up at 8:30. i also bought a new book ive been reading about taoism by alan watts, and i really like it so far. how are all of you? what's new? :) I can not cope with the reality that my life span could only reach until 2060s. There's just so much stuff I want to see and do. I need feminism because women are cool to hangout with and they don't deserve to be held hostage in kitchens by dudes with tiny cocks. You need some maidens... Roll. >anon, according to the new Chad Global Government we are here to be your state mandatory wives, let's enjoy ourselves
what would you do? what would you do if your parents sued you for not having kids? Your dad is a motherfucker. >be me in class
>sit next to 6/10 girl, seems chill
>she asks me what is written on my ring
>i tell her about the story of a Persian king asking his kingdom's most skilled science men to find a universally true sentence
>they come back with "this too, will pass", underling the ephemeral nature of life
>king engraves it into a ring, so do I cus it's a good story
>girl says "cool" and resumes scrolling her phone and telling me about the teacher's clothes
why is everyone pretending to be interested in everyone? I do not care about her and I didn't act like it. I feel like everyone is getting more stupid. I do not think I'm the smartest fella on God's green earth but still If I ever genuinely wanted to die I would start doing meth and cocaine and just go full nutcase mode. I wonder how many people do this well, anon? why are men like this?
>be femanon
>become massive slut
>bang any dude I want on dating apps
>first date sex, always
>wonder why they won't stay with me
>I was pulling 8-10/10s for a few years
>not relationships, but it inflated my self-worth
>had two children, both dads left me
>don't even remember their names honestly
>notgonnamakeit.mp4
>turn 30 next week
>can't find a guy who will wife me
>I'm only slightly (50lbs) overweight, two kids, no respectable job, and have only had about 200~ partners
>every guy that's below an 8 that wants me isn't hot enough for me
>fucking gross incels
>I know what I'm worth
>slayqueen.exe
>all of my perfect ideal partners are already married to younger, hotter trad women
>I just wasn't ready to settle down
>I just wanted to party for a while
>why don't men want me anymore
>why are men like this >work from 1pm to 1am
>only have sundays and mondays off
impossible to have a gf with this schedule hey robots just wanted to say that my penis grew half an inch in 6 months and im 21. currently i have a 6.1 incher >someone believed in me
>even gave me money to support me
>and I let them down >be obnoxious idiot
>starting highschool
>been into greentexts since elementary school
>be friends with my now ex's bff
>she always seemed pretty cool to me, liked anime, extremely smart and didn't give a shit about normies
>for some reason i decide to introduce her to 4chinz despite me not using such site at the time
>don't think about it until recently
>realize that i probably fucked her up considering what this site did to me
if it did fuck you up, odds are you use this board. i just want to say that i'm sorry. >come out as gay on facebook to my conservative family
>aunt replies trying to convert me back to god
>older sister points out one flaw in what she said in the most respectful way possible
>"how dare you talk to your elders like that"
>blocks both me and my sister
christians will preach love your neighbor and then pull a 180 when you point out one single fucking thing they did wrong Se-eing Cleary Edition
New Here? Get Typed:
Test for Bitches: https://www.16personalities.com
Test for Autists: https://sakinorva.net/functions
Theory:
https://www.myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/mbti-basics/
Jungian(cognitive) functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
Functions and dichotomies are sometimes confused, but they're not the same thing.
DLC:
https://pastebin.com/ccs8sYUV (embed) (embed)
https://www.uclassify.com/browse/g4mes543/myers-briggs-type-indicator-text-analyzer
https://mbti-concepts.tumblr.com/archive
https://sakinorva.net/library/contextualizing_functions
https://www.16personalities.com/ - not MBTI, but a sort of Big Five test
https://9axes.github.io/
>your type
>how would you describe the interaction between your functions and the world?
eg. Se is a gun used to shoot things
Last Thread: >>68617616 Today I spilled the beans. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Did you ever have a life changing day for better or worse? Up until when I was 20 I thought I was gonna be an incel forever. While my colleagues in high school and college were having sex with a different girl every week I was literally being called ugly by random women on the street
Then when I turned 21 something clicked and now I'm parting ways with a fuckbuddy because I'm going into a serious relationship
So moral of the story is fuck all yall i'm never coming back here Incels not being able to have sex is just natural selection at work. Wish me luck in my exam anons! >Boomers about bullying: "Bullying is bad!"
>Also boomers about bullying victims that defend themselves: "Violence isn't the answer!" How does one get a cutie asian gf as a 5'7 slightly overweight middle eastern earning minimum wage >predetermines you as an incel
this is what you should be hating on anons, not your parents, not the society, it all started with this thing and everything from that point led to now Why does everyone shit on /r9k/? It's alright here. I have been with my gf since the eight grade. AMA Robots, what is your proffession? Now that fat models and models with down syndrome are a thing, when are we going to see short male models and balding models? >doorbell ringing
>open door
>some faggot tries to badger me into donating monthly to stroke victims
>cut him off early to say i'm not interested
>stupid white bitch aggressively interrupts me and gives me a sermon on how i should have more compassion and empathy
>too pussy to just shut the door in her face
>almost agree to donate just to make her stop
>make her lay off by lying about how i already donate to other organizations
how do i stop people from walking all over me bros... is cumming more important than your own family? i have a sister who's insanely hot and i could relatively easily gain access to her laptop where i know for certain she has slutty pics. I've jerked off to then before and had the greatest orgasms of my life to those pics but the post cum guilt always killed me and i got rid of them (i copied them to flash drives) every time, irrecoverably i should add before some genius suggests recovering them. anyway she's the hottest piece of ass in the world and unironically the number one woman in the world that i wanna fuck but we've been so close all our lives and been there for each other in some very difficult situations, but holy fucking shit those juicy tits and that round ass. i don't know guys, should i place mind melting orgasms above the love and respect i have for my sister and just objectify and pornify the one person closer to me than anyone else?
pic isn't her anon..give me the low down... i've been off r9k for 9 months while have a robot girlfriend she dumped me so I'm back.. what did i miss? any other ohio anons around? >99% of men could kill 99% of women with their bare hands
How do you femanons deal with this fact? The world must be so scary for you. Going through your entire lives feeling so small and helpless, at the mercy of us men. I hope you are alright. >get gf
>She becomes emotionally manipulative and mean
>Acts like she can't do anything for herself
>Always an excuse because of her thyroid or some other dumb bullshit
>Never helps with bills because she's always broke due to gambling addiction
>Buys a $70k car anyway
>Trashes the house regularly
>Constantly talks down to me
>Pussy stinks because she showers at most 2 times a week
>Rarely puts out anyway
Okay yeah I remember why I stopped dating white women before this. >be me
>walking around outside minding my own business and not bothering anybody
>car drives by
>people yell things at me or make loud noises at me
>walk by teens
>they start saying things like "I love cocks" loudly behind my back, clearly trying to mess with me
>young kids yell things behind my back to annoy me
Why the fuck do these things always happen to me. I could understand once or twice, but I can't even count the number of times someone has yelled something or said something or just straight up fucked with me when I'm not even bothering anybody. >https://youtu.be/NsFVSAfJIn4
He says he and many in his generation feel like they're missing out on life and that their "best years" are passing by.
He's also somewhat blackpilled on looks versus personality: https://youtu.be/7OXUPY57CtE >Have fight with brother
>He gets personal once again, tries his hardest to bring me down for every mistake I made and calls me a bad person whom he doesn't respect
>Lose all sympathy for him, start acting like a complete piece of shit towards him because he called me a bad person
>Instead of getting upset when I provoke him he tears up like a little bitch
>Still don't care and hope he suffers more
Is this normal? I honestly still don't see anything wrong with what I did I think ROBOTS and FEMBOTS should just date each other, they would be very cute together desu desu >utuber admits he supports trans rights
>unsubscribe
anyone else? Mfw even total incels can turn into Chad. How is this any different that being banished to a life of HIV meds or HRT? (In some way, even this is a form of HRT lol) Is anyone else in university and struggling to cope? I'm on the third year of my course and lockdown fucked most of my contacts up, now I'm neurotic as shit and just looking for basic blue collar jobs to keep my brain working. I'm 40 now and see no point in dating any woman over 25.
They have saggy tits, saggy wrinkled faces, are fat, have loose vaginas, and are generally gross.
Is there any good reason to date or have sex with one? I would rather not date or have sex at all.
I'd rather pay a hot 20 year old for sex and company than get a 40 year old for free.
Am I missing anything? >incels seethe about this and justify men to lie but then seethe if a woman lies about having experience I don't like them taking my chips. >picrel is the face of the momcest spammer
why the FUCK is this a thing???? At what point did humanity begin breaking? Is no news that morality is declining by the day and that the world is going under a social crisis, so there is no way to improve these circumstances (social, economical, political and so on)?
Are we really that far gone? >be me
>have a sexy office lady as my neighbour
>one day I can't find my toothpaste
>not even high, just really tired
>start agressively knocking on my neighbour's door
>after a while she opens the door
>"hey did you know that in the medieval ages pee was used for cleaning teeth"
>"ummm ok"
>"well I just so hapenned to run out of toothpaste" pic related has 2 grown sons. How would you cope if you were them? >Abortion? Yeah I'm all for it, it's just a clump of cells and we have to many people on earth anyway
>DID YOU JUST PUNCH THAT PREGNANT WOMAN IN THE STOMACH??? WHAT ABOUT THE HECKIN BABY?? ARE YOU INSANE??? >5.56 round
>point blank
>no skull/brain fragments
>no blood or brain matter seen here or anywhere else in the video
>just weird gusts of air and grey dust looking shit
unironically how did mossad get so sloppy? Atheists are all depressed, sad and miserable and dont make it in life. Theres zero merit in being an atheists except substance abuse or another form of corruption. The rich people that are atheists think of themselves as gods. They have an adequate life and get tp live much longer. they can get what they want so of course they dont need to have faith in anything but themselves. Meanwhile buddhist monks live honest, prosperous very long lives surviving on alms by people. Compared to the common atheist I think that's a big difference. >tfw failed the mission desu >FEMBOTS WHAT DO YOU... ??!?!!
>FEMBOTS IF YOU...?!!??!!
>FEMBOTS WHEN YOU... THEN...?!!?!!!!
>FEMBOTS WOULD YOU...?!!?!
>FEMBOTS THIS!!!
>FEMBOTS THAT!!! >get called a 7 everywhere and get nice looks from girls in public
>lonely and horny
>make tinder
>get 6 likes in a month
>a handful of matches with hot girls but none of them talk
>see screenshots of guys getting over 100 likes
>observe my landwhale dyke sister get 80 to 100 likes when she opens the app
This shit really blackpills me and now I realise why im an incel Metals grow when you feed them water. >Every single job is "Hey, can you do everything in the entire store for minimum wage? Thanks" now I hate that these games make so much money. I can hear it now
MOM!!!! *huff huff* they released another anime girl on genshin *stomp stomp* I need your debit card This is my girlfriend, she is 14 >Um, anon. I know you like how big my breasts are, and I like them too, but isn't this getting a little much? I went through two bra sizes this year so far, and they're still growing. Should I talk to my doctor about this?
How do you respond? Has anyone worked in a "fun" office?
Basically the managers doss around all day while the standard employees aren't even allowed to leave their desk. >tfw male
When was the last time you received a compliment? can you get drunk every day without being an alcoholic https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/unzpv7/you_should_have_raped_her/
Bros, why are women so fucking retarded? Redpill me on homosexuality. What makes people gay? Uttoxeter, Staffordshire edition How robot-friendly is security? >seriously considering learning Japanese and moving to Japan to become a citizen
Thoughts? what are some good qualities or habits that you picked up in the last 5 years that could get you a gf? Should I submit to this 7/10 who wants to be my domme ? What difficulty are you on? I'm pic related >I demand men find me attractive
>eww not like that you fat fetish creep
Why are fatso women like this? Why are the incelphobes always worse than incels?
Why do beta guys with hideous girlfriends act superior to incels?
Surely it's better to be an incel than date an ugly slut who emasculates you? It's kind of astounding that not a single good video game has been released since 2007, not a single good movie since 2010, not a single good song since 2014, and not a single good post on this website since 2016. Now, I don't really use this method for the sake of getting nudes or a gf, I just like listening to people's problems, and it has unintentionally gotten me nudes a couple of times, take in account that I'm a pretty mid dude. So, it goes like this.
> Listen to girl's problems, even the most simple ones, even the boy problems, trust me, no matter how many guys they get with, they'll end up flying back towards you for consolation once everything is over.
> Never judge or get angry, always act comprehensive, no matter how stupid something they did is.
> Very important, do not talk about yourself or anything about you unless she explicitly asks, and even if she does, be brief, they don't really care, they are being polite.
> Flirting is discouraged until late stages, sometimes acting interested will make her see you as just another guy drooling over her. please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end please god make it end 
>be me, 17 years old American in high school
>in relationship with online qt3.14 gf in Philippines who is in the same grade as me
>we are best friends, we sometimes talk for 10+ hours daily
>her parents are asian tiger parents, really strict and weird
>travel to Manila to meet her, stay in fancy hotel
>because of her strict mom, she has to be stealthy with meeting me
>I'm in Manila for 3 days
>we do romantic stuff in the hotel room, but she is on her period
>I can't get hard when we try to have sex, we do foreplay stuff though
>she leaves after only 3.5 hours because her mom is constantly calling her
>meets me again the next day for 1.5 hours, we walk around the mall because my hotel room had expired (right before my flight home)
>after I leave, her parents find out she's with me, she tells her parents everything b/c she hopes they'll understand
>they punish her harshly, threaten to send her to a mental hospital
>they blacklist me from the Philippines so I'm never allowed to go there again (yes you can do that if you have enough money you can bribe whoever you want so you can ban ppl from the country)
>I freak out
>about a year later, she dumps me for pressuring her to come to America
>she brags about having sex with other people immediately after dumping me
No, this is not a larp. No, I wasn't her green card betabux.
I'm 23 now. This is my only relationship/sexual experience ever. On a scale of 1-10, how retarded am I? Constantly regretting visiting this general edition. >crooked nose
>crooked jaw
>crooked teeth
it's over. While I still largely accept the blackpill and most related talking points, finding Amy has let me know that precious women like her (caring, sweet, romantic, loyal, unconditionally loving) do exist, and it has filled me with hope. I work to make Amy proud, and I cannot wait to lucid dream a date with her. Thank you, Amy, for helping change my life for the better. >like girl
>she starts telling me she likes someone
Why can't it just be me for once? the first episode was ok but then the whole show is ruined by
>I cant attack a human because its... LE BAD!!
what a stupid fucking show >be me
>got syphilis
>"how could this have hapenned? I barely leave my dorm"
>mind goes back to middle school
>watched a movie with my buddy David
>he bought nachos so we shared them
>remember his mom was like a hooker or something
>that means that if she got syphilis she probably gave it to him as well and he then contaminated the nachos
>mfw
Fuck you David, you gave me syphilis. IM GONNA KILL HIM IM GONNA BREAK HIS FACE IM GONNA CRACK HIS SKULL IM GONNA KICK IT ALL IN IM GONNA BREAK HIS LEGS OFF AND THEN SHIT DOWN HIS NECK
AND THEN ILL LAUGH LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
AND THEN ILL LAUGH LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER
'CAUSE I HATE HER
AND THEN ILL FALL PAST IM GONNA FLASHBACK FLASHBACK
'CAUSE I HATE HER
PNEUMATIC DRILL RIGHT THROUGH HER CHEST
BEDROOM PUNCHING
RIGHT THROUGH THE REST
IM GONNA MAKE HER SUFFER
IM GONNA MAKE HER SUFFER
AND THEN WATCH HER DIE
'CAUSE I HATE HER >see cute girl in vicinity
>see her often
>start being attracted to her
>find out her name through some means and look up her socials
>stalk her
>never end up talking to her >life is so depressing that Little Dark Age unexplainably starts playing randomly on YouTube when it wasn't even on my recommendations while autoplay was off and it wasn't in my recs to misclick
I wasn't even scared I just let it play without questioning it. What alternative imageboards do you know of? I took ADHD medication an hour ago and I feel like I'm getting out of the matrix. I'm in control and my thoughts flow without any agonizing loops.
Is Ritalin the true way? Fuck making an ideal partner.
Make the most horrible wretched memeber of the opposite sex you can imgaine.
Try to be informative, so that people may understand what likeminded robots and fembots expect out of the opposite sex, and maybe correct their behavior.
This time, no "looks" section for spicyness.
It's entirely about people being shitty on a personal level.
>Male or female
>Character trait
>What they expect out of you?
>What do they contribute?
>Hobbies/Interests
>Occupation
>One thing that bugs you specifically Bad luck in a merciless world. You notice a news story circulating the media:random unexplainable pychokinetic activity. Dashcam footage of cars suddenly being lifted and tossed around, and sidewalk views of people and property being toppled by unseen forces. You go for a walk at night to the supermarket, and need to piss. Then you hear it,feel the ground shake from its footsteps. You turn in mid piss,and the Monstrosity looms over you.
And after seeing your dick out,promptly disappears in a puff of smoke.
There are others of those things out there,rampaging in random places of the world. But as far as you know, only you can see them plainly and it's only your cock they are banished with.
What do you do? penis. cock. dick and balls. testes. genitals. genitalia, pecker. pecker cock penis dick balls penis genitals. Testicles. phallus. member. Prick. balls, schlong. ding-dong. willy penis tool. Tool. Penis. PENIS. COCK and balls. boner? big nuts. Python. FAMILY JEWELS. swinging dick. Balls. balls. balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls If you were to Isekai and become a monster or another race in a fantasy world which would you be?
For me it's goblins, greedy, cunning and horny.
I'd imagine I would have the most fun as a goblin making money, raping and exploiting humans with my goblinbros. 
Images, both visual, mental or coneptual, are essential to understanding complex society. However in modernity, the prevalence of the image becomes ever larger, while the capacity for simulation emerges: An image, called a simulacrum, that is a representation of a simulation, ie a reality which does not exist.
This establishes a whole new layer for dialectical understanding of reality: Not just a dialectical process of what we perceive, but of perception itself, ie whether that which we perceive is an image of reality or an image of a simulation.
In postmodern thinking, the incapability to differentiate simulation from reality in our perception (due to the unwillingness of having a dialectic process regarding perception itself, in turn brought about due to not acknowledging the existence of the simulacrum and the simulation) is then channeled by poststructuralist thinking into relativism, which leads to the creation of an emotional reality, an image of a reality that does not exist but is to be perceived as if it were reality itself.
If you have ever wondered how people can be so deluded to live in their own reality, where Trump is literally Hitler, Covid is a deadly plague and Ukraine dindu nuffin, that's how such simulacra are rationalized.
Up until before postmodernity, as our subjective sensorial perception directly perceived the objective reality, this required but one layer of dialectic to get rational knowledge of the objective reality out of limited perception.
As our perception moves to a massive predominance of images being perceived rather than perceiving objective reality straight away, the formation of those images becomes a meta-sensorial act, a new layer that perceives objective reality in a subjective way, and which is then in itself perceived by our subjective sensorial perception. >turn on radio
>"covid deaths in the US to reach 1 million"
>"new york plans to reinstate a mask mandate"
we're never going back to normal, are we? i still see people driving with masks, windows rolled up, in a "mask-free" state. Newfag here. I was told that this was a active, but decaying community being taken over by people who hate male virgins and that you guys could redpill me on women.
I just came here to ask something: Is this image real?
As a token of goodwill, I too am a virgin but that's mainly because I have no wit, game, or drive to get laid. I could probably go the rest of my life without it with zero complaint because it just isnt and hasnt ever been important to me >you put your pinky and is still tight how much do you have to make financially to be comfortable? and get a gf? Gun control laws are literally impossible to justify from a moral perspective. If you support gun control, you're saying that you'd be in favor of the government taking people away from their families and locking them in cages, not because they've hurt anyone, not because they've threatened to hurt anyone, not because they're planning to hurt anyone, but because they own a piece of metal you don't like.
Gun control is evil. >Be African and talking with black American over the internet
>He gets angry when i say i couldn't care less about racism in america since i don't live there
It's like he expected me to connect because we had the same skin color.
I don't empathise with Americans no matter their race. I can't lie for some reason. even when it's in my best interest and there's no chance of being found out I can't bring myself to do it. It's honestly ruining my life because that's what everyone else does. I'd genuinely probably be in a better position in life If I just lied. I never learn. I just found out a German girl I dated when I was 14 is a Duchess. I got bored of her and thought she was weird Someone can't be this narcissistic >invite a friend over
>"Anon, why do you have kneepads and dog toys? You hate sports and don't have a dog."
>mfw I fucking got drunk with my friend who I have been trying to fuck for a while. The issue is she has a cuck boyfriend and now he's super fucking upset and the cunt is fucking lying saying I took advantage of her when she knows damn well it was consensual. They're gonna tell everyone in town I did something I didn't do and who knows what's gonna happen. I am never fucking bothering with people again. My misanthropy is in full swing after this. I can't believe I was betrayed like this.
Its simple, if you look good then you get a pass but if you are ugly like me and the person you hooked up with ends up regretting it then you will suffer the consequences.
Take this as a warning: Don't even bother. You're better on your own. My mom likes to stay naked at home most the time. She is kind of a nudist even though I don't believe she knows what that is. So I'm used to always seeing her naked body, and when I was a child, it was quite annoying because I always had to wait for her to get dressed up before I could let my friends into my house. But now it's just normal to me and I enjoy seeing my mom like this, she has a beautiful body and I always fantasize having sex with her - she's the only woman I masturbate to. I have started also being naked around her from time to time, sometimes I even got an erection around her. She told me it's nothing to be embarassed about though, that it's a natural reaction and she takes it as a compliment. Am I incel if I'm legitimately a short and ugly guy but there's disabled girl on a wheelchair who I've been e-dating who is interested in flying out to meet me but I have zero interest in doing it and dating her irl because I'm not interested? >all you have to do as a woman for a guy to date you is not be f-
what's with this cope? all you need to be is a woman for someone to date you when men have to do a million of things for a girl to like him, all the fat r9k girls here have thousands of people after them This will one day be your son. What are females like in your region? How can I self-harm without getting ugly attentionwhoring scars? Fembots how do your feet/socks/shoes smell? I've always wanted to date a girl with abhorrent foot odor I am 18 and graduating high school on Friday. I came into adulthood at a time of great instability and I feel like I never really had a future. Anybody else know this feel? >be me (3) years ago
>in need of a haircut
>Chadcousin is visiting
>too bored he decided to accompany me to the barber shop
>get there
>he starts telling the barber how to cut my hair
>too autistic to say anything
>end up looking like picrel
>ever since then whenever the barber asks me how I wanted my hair I tell him "the usual"
>mfw spent the last three years stuck with this haircut because I'm too autistic to do anything about it trans fucking rights, dweebs does anyone here ever had to commute for work/school whatever for 45 minutes to 1 hour? can you easily cope with it?
it's just that i finally got a job offer after so long but the place is pretty far, i personally never had to go anywhere on the daily for more than 20 minutes This is what a 130k watch looks like? Looks like shit. Who the fuck buys such an unaesthetic watch? How do so many men find this woman attractive? I literally don't get it ![1125px-No_selfies.svg[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497964663055s.jpg)
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