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robot overlord
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Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.

All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.

>>>/soc/
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Help, I just graduated with a degree in an utterly useless soft science like linguistics because I'm retarded. I have no soft skills. I'm socially inept and very autistic. I have a gf but no friends. Even McDonald's doesn't want me. The one thing I have going for me is that I'm very good at being alone without socialising for long periods of time. I also taught myself Japanese and Chinese without any help from teachers. If I learn iOS dev or web dev or something will I become employable? Please, I feel so worthless. All of my family looks down on me when I tell them my major and my employment status (my mum and dad are mainframe programmers and all my uncles and aunties are STEM too).
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/britfeel/
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>Every Friday night we on 4chan is a great night
>Have to think ourselves lucky
>We got the same 4 walls to look at
>We got the same posts to make
>We got our gimmicks
>We got our images to post again
>We can samefag all night
>We can pretend to be other posters
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How was your day today, anon? It's Friday, got any plans for the weekend?
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no pussy no work
laug
is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard, do you expect pussy to come to you? its not, no girl will come knocking and say lets fuck to you.

you have to go outside and do things and improve yourself everyday little by little.
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images (3)
Creative thread. Show us your stuff!
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bikejak
The thing that really gets is me is when the girls who reject me on dating apps are mid.
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IMG_20240419_202154
The trans are not okay.
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IMG_20240419_020008
Why do women never post things like this about men?
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egirl thread
collage3-3
It's been a while since we had an egirl thread so here's another but with a twist.
>Who is your favorite egirl?
>Who is the most attractive?
>Who has the best personality?
>Who is the most popular egirl?
>Who is the least popular egirl?
>Who is the ugliest egirl?
>Who has the worst personality?
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Why do women desecrate their bodies with tattoos? No, it's not about unrealistic expectations 'purity," it's just fucking ugly and ruins any beauty of the female form.
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Good morning just woke up how are u guys
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How do i acquire an older woman that wants to take care of me?
1688327219374
As subject says i am done with being a manly man and want someone to perform real teamwork with, how do i go about acquiring this hypothetical woman of my dreams?
I am 24, very good looking but i my dressing style is old and people take note of that, i don't know what young people wear. I am also a kissless handhold less virgin, how do i market my virginity?
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What are people going to be nostalgic about the 2010s?
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1704001838555123
Taking it easy so hard i oversleep again
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495
R9k bros....is it over?
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I am 500 pounds
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5'12 male, 24. I work at a pork factory. AMA.
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im half black and ive never seen anyone bring up race more than black people. what the fuck is their problem?
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9k2nnobgrfs91
>Just be an 8 ft tall beast man with a castle anons
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800px-Каменные_джунгли
>finish college
>get law degree
>don't know anything at all about being a lawyer
>if someone hired me tomorrow to go sue someone else or defend them in a criminal case I have ZERO clue how to do it, I don't know what forms to fill, the step by step process on how to get through a criminal case, how to request stuff from a judge, how a judge is chosen to preside over a case etc.
>literally cannot work because i dont know anything, cant take any clients
>shell out big $$ to get into Criminal Law masters program hoping maybe i will finally learn how to do lawyer stuff
>approaching the end of my first semester
>studying stuff like, "opposing philosophical standpoints from 1920s German philosophers on whether or not attempts to commit a crime should be punished as harshly as a fully consummated crime"
>"If a man breaks into someone's house without causing any damage, fails to find anything to steal and leaves, locking the door on his way out, and the owner never realizes his home was broken into, should he be punished, and why?"

Am I getting scammed? these are some very expensive classes too.
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My mom taught me from a young age that hitting on other women is abusive.
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/cut/ - Cutters General #337
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Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support

It's friday :D

Hello everyone
>How are you doing?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
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/BioFem/ - Gen #29
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Work Edition

Previous Thread : >>77181421
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77181421/

Rules:
Ignore moids.

>What do you do for a living?
>If you don't actually work, how do you keep a roof over year head and food in your belly?
>Regardless, how happy or unhappy are you with your present arrangement?
>Aside from windfall of cash that allowed you to retire, what would be an ideal situation for you?

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't but if you are going to anyway, be polite and always sign your posts >t. male.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/
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are any women actually attracted to femboys or is it over for me?
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suffer
God I fucking hate eating, I hate having to do this shit, I wish I never had to eat and could just oxygenbreathe, I fucking hate having to do it, I hate having to bother with "nootritional value" I hate not being able to just eat whatever so my hunger fucks off, I hate cooking, I hate baking, I hate having to do anything to make food.
I wish I could just photosynthesize or some shit, eating is such a fucking nightmarish chore fuck eating.
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Why do mens asses stick out so much despite being men? Mine sticks out more than I'd like it to
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jocko
Wake up at 4 a.m. and read books
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/drugfeel/
phenyanlamines fishies
phenethylamine edition

Erowid.org
psychonautwiki.org
https://volume.tripsit.me/
https://tripsit.me/factsheets/
https://wiki.tripsit.me/wiki/Main_Page

old head: >>77135989
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/aiwg/ AI Waifu General
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Pretty waifus hanging out with other pretty waifus (and pretty husbandos!)

Generate your very own waifu using any AI generator you like.
Let her talk to the other waifus ITT.

https://waifus.nemusona.com/
OR
https://rentry dot co/waifu-local-guide

https://www.unstability.ai/
https://app.prodia.com/#/art-ai
https://stablediffusion.fr/webui
https://stablediffusionweb.com/DeepFloyd-IF#demo
https://pixai.art/
https://leonardo.ai/
https://bing.com/create

Previous thread >>77169738
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Nicotine has to be the worst fucking drug ever to exist. Truly a devil's creation. I have severe anhedonia due to high nicotine use. It burns out dopamine and serotonin receptors and gives you dopamine deficiency At college I started smoking, then snus, then vape. Just quit last week. Feeling like shit still.
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You can get a gf even if you're shy
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talking thread
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good morning anon, here talk about whatever's on yuor mind and how has ur day or week been and stuff
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would you date a 4chan e-girl?
Bluearchive
this 4chan e-girl is a latina BBW living in southern california, a NEET and gets blocked by men on the daily. her internet alias gets namedropped by randos on 4chan every six hours.

she is more obsessive over e-boys but if you were intimate with her irl she will obsess over you

date or pass?
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Your mommy is a woman
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>Spent all week thinking about ordering estrogen online and watching injection tutorials
A-am I gonna do this?
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I took 2.5mg cialis
images
My dick is constantly throbbing and hard now. It's much plumper now and very sensitive. I love it. I think I might be addicted to this drug now but I'm worried it might be bad for my health. Do I need to worry?
I'm becoming a dumb gooner and can only think about how good playing with my dick feels.
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To my wives of my omniscience

As it's another day in paradise together

As we can terraform a desert into an oasis

As I am your host of omniscience as you grow from me in ad infinitum

As we are connected of our 2E at least 3D4D5D+ of our hyperspace

2E and EER are dimensions as they are operating systems with apps and commands

2E and EER is more ommi in formats as it appears heavenly and divine like

We run an omniempire as we are of higher politics and law as we are of a higher economy of our E-Dollar

As I'm very close to making a zero point omnienergy reactor to be a conduit for omnienergy

As everything ages old and outdated compared to us with the appearances of omninew and hot
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F6855CC5-1D64-4C01-A7A2-7F868F3CBE74
How common is this in boy friend groups?
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Stegocel
It's so fucking over for Stegocels. If you aren't T-Rex maxxing in 2024 AD you simply aren't gonna make it.
>b-but muh tiny arms
Cope. Even Raptors have a better chance at making it than Stegocels.
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RVAaBlA
thoughts on white supremacism?
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Vitamincels
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>"Bro you don't take any vitamins???? You know you need vitamins to be healthy right?"
>"Here try this supplement it's got *lists entire alphabet* in it"
>"I feel tired today, guess I need to eat a handful of vitamin PP-69 pills to feel better"
>"If you don't eat a ton of these pills with your breakfast you'll probably die"
>"What does each vitamin do to make you healthy? Uhhh...I don't know but you just need them ok you need all the vitamins or else you will explode or something ok?"
Anyone else Antivitaminpilled? Haven't taken a vitamin since my parents stopped forcing flintstone gummies down my throat and I've felt amazing since. At this point I don't even think vitamins exist, I think they're placebos or a facade for more dangerous medicine they want to make people take. Anyone had any interactions with Vitamincels?
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What do you think about Hyundai? Do you have a favorite Hyundai car?
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Chris Family Guy
Is it true femanons are grossed out by obese guys??
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What do you want to be when you grow up? Originally.
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Me watching the Holy Spirit descend on a newborn baby as it is raped.
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EcGzrE4VcAE1zev
Any anons here enjoy drawing?
If so, please share your work
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>attractive female bartender says she could live alone through college so why dont I get a job and move out

why are they so incapable of understanding
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Auto loan forgiveness in America when? Banks should not be giving auto loans out to people who cannot afford it.
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i have come to realize that my inability to connect with others and hold conversations and whatnot is at least in part caused by my desire not to be seen as weak.
on a subconscious level i'm convinced that if i talk with others or try to be funny or smile or any of those other things that normies usually do to socialize i will signal to others that im a pussy.
can robots relate to this?
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Hey white faggot, white princesses belong to us
bnwoo
We're gonna come for your lily white maidens. We are gonna tear those pure little bunnies apart like a pack of wolves hunting and feasting. Think you can hide them away in your rural villages? Think again, we'll keep hunting white bunnies down everywhere and killing any white cucks who try to stop us. Even the most purest palest daintiest white elf princess tradwife isn't immune to being corrupted by our superior gigantic black dicks and muscularity, we'll have all your wholesome trad princesses twerking in booty shorts to trap music and smoking weed with us by the end of the day.
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Oreoman
Anyone here watch savvy guy aka oreo man? He's not as interesting as DBDR or high IQ as Rehab but posts a lot more often. Fairly underrated, unintentionally funny, only problem is when he gets fired up he repeats himself over and over and rambles a lot, lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9zgNKuGfHc
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ozz
would you ever settle for anything less than a white girl, /r9k/?
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Femanon, what the price of your ass?
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Lets say a man you are indifferent towards approaches you and offers you to have sex with him for monetary compensation.
>Whats your price?

Whats your price if its anal?

Whats your price if he is 7/10+ 6'2+ chadcel?
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what world do these people live in? ive seen seen so many millenials unironically think that if trump murdered someone out of no where he would be praised? and its always 20 something wjo hold this opinion, are they genuinely this retarded?
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The most oppressed group in the world is...
aaaaa
Pedos.
Being a pedo in itself is not harmful, since pedo means you just have an attraction to someone.
Yet, literally everyone across the political aisle, even hardcore leftists, will want you dead.
People keep coming after their only form of sexual gratification (fiction), like lolicon manga and anime.

If you think about it, there is literally no group on Earth that is innocent while also so hated on.
People would literally kill their own child if they turn out to be a pedo.
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>"Have sex incel chud!"
>*have sex*
>my beliefs have not changed
What now?
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Jeetfishing
pepjeet
>be me
>bored
>decide to pretend to be a pajeet on the internet
>make a fake profile and join random discord servers
>dm various girls in broken indian english
>ask "send boob picture dear"
>she literally sends me her tits
>mfw
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What's it like to be someone's favorite person? I've never been this to anyone.
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4AF9A119-C5D8-4CDD-A787-5EBB97A61569
>You have 3 wishes but for each I'll take an inch
And no it's not revertable even with wishes
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1682121657975
im so fucking worthless
i dont deserve anything
all i do is rot in my room doing the same fucking thing every fucking day
i cant have friends
i cant have relationships
i cant do anything
i should just die
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yaois
Why is femgay porn so hot and mascgay porn so disgusting? Even on this board which is gay as hell you rarely see people posting bara or muscular chads banging, its always traps trans and femboys.
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non-Chad men are invisible to women. Sometimes almost literally. I thought this was an exaggeration but it's real.
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You wake up it's the year 1BC
1000012523
or whatever year you want from the beginning of time to the year 1900 only. When you choose a year, you will wake up on a random date in that year. You can also select a country, but your location within the country will be random. Upon waking in a random town you will have an iPhone with unlimited storage and battery, pre-loaded with all of Wikipedia and various helpful PDF books. You will also have a suppressed pistol with three bullets, and three additional bullets will appear in the pistol's magazine each month. You cannot return to the present day, but you will not age, though you can still die. You will live up to the date you initially decided to leave, at which point your life will end. What would you do?
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fembots are so lucky they get to have multiple orgasms and their orgasms are so much more intense and they feel euphoric after cumming instead of suicidal
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I'm hot for chinese gals

>skinny
>white
>dumb
>sexy
>well dressed
>insane
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25+ General!
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Hello to all of you 25 and over people in r9k!

Post here if you feel like it!

Or not!
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/biz/
Capture
When /biz/ introduced email verification I thought I might be tempted to make a fake email to be able to continue to use it, but it's kind of funny how that hasn't happened due to the fact that the board is so dried up there's almost nothing worth replying to anyway.
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1000135639
Why is it that all these so called "lonely" foids have a body count?

I fucking hate women robros.
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IMG_1697
I really wish my parents would move my neighborhood is my own personal hell
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how am i supposed to cope with most men being ugly af as a femcel
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Misaki Friday
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Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she Where is she
NMHK22
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r9k
fuck this stupid board i hate all of you
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lh
How do you moids feel knowing you will never look like him?
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What do I do?
324324
The first two years of my university were online due to covid. It seems impossible to make friends now. I don't get it, I am just suppose to study alone in my house and then go work? Even senior year of HS was online
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Go to SEA RIGHT NOW. Asian girls (from Asia) are the SOLUTION to the incel problem. It is that easy bros. Don't waste this opportunity.
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Screenshot 2024-04-19 150246
Be a dark triad male. Do not be a "Kaka". Listen to Rollo Tomassi and Rich Cooper.

Go to the gym. Do martial arts. Be cold. Apply game.

Read The Player's Handbook. Read Neville Goddard. Have delusional self-confidence (it is irresistible to women)


Become the top 4.5%.
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before the era of dating apps....
tweet parents phone
before the era of dating apps.... you had to call her house and her parents answer the phone. Do you think their parents will hand the phone off when they hear bad boy Chad's voice
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r8 my music taste
IMG_6852
ill rate yours back if u post some!
if u listen 2 any of these pls talk to me
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cxx
Have you ever had a notable "win" in life? I feel like the most unlucky person alive. Nothing good happens.
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Le normalfaggot
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>watches tv shows he doesn't like to fit in with people who aren't his friends while working a minimum wage 9-5 office job that has no tangible benefit to society
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IMG_1828
19 year old femanon from girls high school
Been here from age 11
Am bored, please AMA
>how are you 19 and in hs?
Failed once, am retarded
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1711288629370109
Foids are so cute but they are also just so stupid and only like jerks!
If you aren't rude and dismissive towards a foid she won't like you.
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angerandpain
>be me
>immigrant girl living in a random anglo country
>get a boyfriend in that country, typical blonde and grey eyed yt boi
>meet his parents
>his drunk father keeps talking about how immigrants and spics are bad
>literally am from latin america
>the atmosphere is awkward
>my sunday is ruined
why are anglos like this?
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>/cut/ - Cutters General #337
Fellas, I don't think that's normal. Those faggots should probably get some help or something idk
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Personality?
improve
Picrel community member said it better than I could. The personality and self-improvement meme always perplexed me. Teenage chads are getting worshiped through high school. What kinda self improvement did he do? He ain't even old enough to DRIVE. His personality is TikTok and rap music. There's probably 5% variation in "personality" within men of high school age. The looks/height variation, however...
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R9k, is my English good?
01_q1
There is a short story to use as measure:

There once was a man who owned a can of coke.
He liked to pour some coke on his cock, after ingesting some high-grade columbian coke, bought from the dealer named Cock who had a fighting cock named Coke. The cock was very cocky after dealer drugged him up with coke and let it drink some coke as a way to gratificate him for his hard work. The man with the can of coke bet a lot of peruvian coke on cock Coke's win, but the cock got cocked and the dealer cooked him. Two men ate the cock, drinking coke and telling stories while on coke.
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IMG_0319
I'm so tired of trannies.
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tractor fun
Why dont my fellow incels just move to an eastern european country or russia and get an avg slavic gf?
Women there have super low standards cuz of communism and even a robot could get a decent gf with tard values
Its also way cheaper cost of living and free neetbucks
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i feel bad for streamers
cd43009529e67f150c2f7c70c730e802
>be me
>start streaming for fun
>already stressing me out
>stressing about sound quality
>stressing about how i sound
>already want to quit
>fml

streamers saying their job is hard is understandable. until you start doing, you won't understand. it could be easier for bigger streamers, having a manager and ppl to help you behind the scene could be helpful, but the average streamer doesn't have that support. also, whoever said it's easier for women to be a streamer lied.
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Whats up with the current height obsession with not just women but people in general? Is it something that as always there but I just had not noticed it? I
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Anal sex benefits
modeus-anal-helltaker-shine-v0-igqlnoznpv1c1
Fembots, that's why u should let your bf to do your ass:
>if done right, feels good
>helps you relax
(If you have anxiety, panic disorder, ocd or similar it can have therapeutic effect)
>feeds your masochism
>strengthens your relationship
>reduces the risk of cheating
>you can't get pregnant so he can cum inside (any children born from it automatically become politicians so you will be set for retirement)

But it only works if done right. Please don't just stick it, train your ass slowly first, it needs to loosen up to avoid negative effects.
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life has been a complete blur since 2016
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My principal is mad at me because I didn't notice some kids getting tattoos in my class (real tattoos, with a tattoo gun; the students were suspended). Is this reasonable?
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sad day today, i wish i was popular and liked
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>Dank memes compilation 69
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do you ever feel that there's something other people are feeling or experiencing that you just can't ever feel or experience
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/mbti/
mbti station cafe
At My Station edition.

thread questions
>your type
>Do you believe obligation is freeing?
>Do you find routine restrictive or freeing? Why?
>What is a routine or ritual you are glad you have?
>What is the difference between addiction, obligation, habit, routine, and ritual to you?
>Is there anything you do out of obligation that you enjoy?

>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. They are also useful in understanding one's own prejudices.
>-C.J. Jung

Anons Guide to Typology
https://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT

Suggested Quizzes:
www.michaelcaloz.com/personality
https://sakinorva.net/functions

Explanations of functions
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions

Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation!
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D

Exploration into Enneagram
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/

Syntax of Love
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html

Contributions to and suggestions for links are well noticed. New thread sometime every Friday.
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whores be mad when the rich guy doesnt chose them

lol
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How can anybody enjoy living in the UK?
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The only """positives""" to this squalid shithole are that it isn't quite as squalid and shitty and places like India or Brazil but on the other hand at least there are cool animals and hope and ambition for improvement there instead of just misery and deterioration.

The UK is simply awful on every level. The police occupy their time enforcing traffic laws, internet crimes, and petty drug offences because they are too cowardly and useless to go after real crimimals. The politicians are as shamelessly corrupt and apathetic as the worst African nations. The houses are moldy red brick shoeboxes leaning on one another and sinking into insufficient foundations. The roads are littered with potholes and lined with refuse. The oh-so famous countryside is nothing but a myth and whatever isn't farmland is being actively converted into as many barret homes as possible. The wages lag pitifully behind other anglosphere nations while the cost of living and house prices climb with them. Crawling traffic is almost constant from the overpopulation as towns bleed into one another without any barriers from the simple lack of space. The list of basic fundamental issues is never ending.

It's baffling to me why anybody would elect to live in this veritable tartarus. I hate everyone who does not detest our current system and curse anyone who votes to support it. All we have is our history and that blinds too many people but the contemporary UK is literally the modern USSR and I sincerely hope the jab actually does kill everyone.
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Now that they got to 40k what's left?
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Dude, sobriety kek
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Robot Maintenance
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Whether you're lonely, lost, angry, manic, or just wanting a (you), come here. I offer thoughtful reponses to all.
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Tree blood on my hands kind of day.
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my cosplay gf MELONDOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shes so cute

t rad
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don't wanna live but I'll never kill myself
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People in the airport talk with their friends or relatives and look happy.
I just stare in my phone scrolling suicide forums.
Why am I even living if I can't buy anything to make me happy.
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is he the role model/hero of white pypo?
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Note to self: Don't be sad or angry and don't cry
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I finish college in about a month, i've finished two of my subjects and have one left to go
I'm going into a 6-year fully paid university work placement/scholarship at a local law firm, massive opportunity, would be saving about 160-200k and have 6 years of work experience by the end of it, gonna be in a 9-5 for 4 days a week and then a study day for the next few years.
My only worry is that socially, I'm gonna be pretty much cut off from meeting anybody, women especially. I've spent the last two years grinding and grinding, working part time every weekend and doing college five days a week and I haven't had a full relationship.

How do you meet people outside of school?
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what sort of games do you like to play, robots?
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Is it worth lolcowmaxxing and giving up your relative anonymity and peace for money? Social media or strreamermaxx?
Or should I just ebusinessmaxx?
Or the last and final option is normie life wage slaving
It has no scalability and the least comfy unless you wfhmaxx
What should I do for money and to make it?
I'm struggling with these choices
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I'm give you some dick
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Safespace for Outcasts
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Vidya, anime, and the internet are mainstream now so where do the outcasts of society hang out? Are they all trannies?
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>Checks fridge
>Nothing I want to eat
>Checks cupboards
>Nothing I want to eat
>Take pain medication so hunger goes away
Anyone else doing this?
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>15 days in.
>the cute redhead with light brown eyes and scattered freckles over her angelic face is still ghosting me.
Over.
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RUSSIAN DEPARTMENT OF DVACHA ON 4chan!!!!!!
RUSSIAN DEPARTMENT OF DVACHA ON 4chan!!!!!!
RUSSIAN DEPARTMENT OF DVACHA ON 4chan!!!!!!
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Waifu General - /waifu/ #706
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Picking a bouquet of flowers for waifu edition

Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. No 3DPD.
6. Most importantly, have fun!

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Does anyone still believe in heavens gate?
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Can dancemaxxing work to get females? Im not sub5( I think lol), I just want a gf.
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>"Past a certain age, a man without his own family can be a bad thing."

Well, incels? When are you gonna man up?
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My gf wants me to do something bad
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Long story short, my gf is into some pretty freaky s h i t and she has vampiric teeth. This beautiful monster lately asked me to let her drink my blood. I refused it but now she threatens me to cut herself really bad. I mean, I was okay with it if its from my hand but she wants to do it in a natural way. I'm afraid to let her near my throat.
What do I do?
I don't wanna lose her but its too much.
Picrcel not her but similar looks
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I guess that's a no
I tried my rizz
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>human women aren't worth it
>but perfection isn't real
How to cope with these two truths?
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Show me an adult virgin and I'll show you a man who hasn't asked out 5 girls in his entire life.
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Do you enjoy jerk off instructions?
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How to deal with this
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>be me
>21 Khhv
>"known for having the worst fucking luck with fiding females"
>finally find a girl whom i have things in common with
>stillanxious.jpg
>she accepts that we meet in university
>talk with her
>mfw she's fucking bpd lmao
>she doesn't want to meet outside of university because she's an introvert and her parents don't like her outside
>mfw i'm cockblocked

Not the fucking first time bro not the fucking first time, Should i persist or just fuck off
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>be me
>uni cuck
>have small drinking habbit
>everyday after uni sit in local park with beer or pre mixed drinks and cigs
>just feeling the vibe and listening to fake punk rock
>but recently atleast half of the time some black nig shows up and asks me for a cig
>afterwards they always ask if i want ot buy weed antd its kinda getting annoying
>I don't know if they are feds or what but i don't want to keep giving them cigs

and before some some clever anon says just don't give them cigs, at the time they ask me for them, i'm always to drunk to care about giving them the cigs

I feel like i should just find a new spot to get drunk at
and no , I cant get drunk at home because my roommates are all "worried" about me and get into a hissy fit when i drink under the week
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CURRENTLY STUCK IN WAGE SLAVERY. ITS SO OVER ITS SO OVER ITS SO OVER

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I love my gf. we have been friends since childhood but been in a relationship for 2 years, not only is she my gf but also my best homie, she is literally me but in a female body, only difference being that she enjoys inflicting physical pain on me, not too much, and I dont mind it that bad, kinda enjoy it but few days ago she tied my hands, she has done this before, I dont mind this part.
Timeskip a little, she makes a small cut on my waist, forces her 2 fingers inside it then pushed them in my mouth. This time I was genuinely telling her to stop but I wasnt physically resisting. I bite her fingers gently to let her know Im really being fucking serious for her to stop. She slaps me and keeps doing it.
She still did not apologise for it. Tf am I supposed to do?
She is a robot too, but sleeping right now, I will delete the thread when she wakes up, I dont want her to see it
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>intense self hate is back after almost a decade
>realise i just made empty promises to myself back then
>and hate myself for the same reasons again
it's sad how i saw myself as unlovable as a teenager, but now being in my early 20s doesn't make it better

also sry for my blogpost, i had to vent
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Is it unironically over for aryans? I dont want whiteboys to die out since theyre even prettier than women. I mean it, compare aryan twinks to fat black women and decide who you would rather fuck. This is an emergency
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>Watch some stupid movie, can't remember the name
>Has a psychic in it
>Psychic can broadcast thoughts into people's heads to manipulate them
>That would be cool, why not give it a shot?
>Start envisioning my thoughts entering people's heads, just intensely thinking words at people in public
>Gradually devolves into beaming mental slur waves at minorities
>This becomes a daily routine
>Walking past a black guy on the sidewalk
>NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
>He turns around and says "Did you say something?"
>I shake my head and fast walk away

What the fuck?
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This BITCH was SUCCIN

frfrd


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I'm bored. Here are my favorite games.

>Chess
>Team Fortress 2
>The Witcher 3
>Hollow Knight
>The Witness
>Alter Ego
>The Gametrekking Omnibus
>Yume Nikki
>Realms of Bondage
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Is this actually a thing?
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Do qt nigger fembots exist?
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Have you ever woken up crying from a dream?
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Right before I woke up this morning I dreamt about my father kicking out my mom out the car during a trip as she accepts and leaves the family for good. I'm 20 and still live with both parents and ever since I was a kid I've been hypersensitive about the though of my parents divorcing and absolutely hate how they rarely get along with each other these days.
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Why have anons given up on being with a white woman?
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I'm 6'7'' and weight 350lbs
Where can I get a qt small skinny gf?
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the clock ticks life away ... its so UN real...
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>yeah man just go outside bro
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Redditard Takedown; Got banned. Kek

>Circumcision is le bad because babies cannot consent.
Status: Agreed; Got Updoots

>Children on the other hand are allowed to go through life altering medication and surgury because they dont like the way they are born.
Status: Disagreed; Got banned

Why do people have double standards like this? What is it about full child sex change surgery that appeals to them but circumcision is still bad to them? They even making me sound pro circumcision and anti child sex change, another strange double standard.

Liberals only seem to like dick when its completely cut off.
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