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>when was the last time you practiced the blade?
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>what is a good romance manga you liked? (i'm reading firefly wedding)
>post a song lyric you like a lot
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>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
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/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP Does this image excite you? How does that make you feel? I think you might be a slut New Beginnings Edition.
It's a new year and Momcest Monday once again. You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.
Previous: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79909283/
Thread Questions: What's the best memory you have with your mom from the past year? What are you hopes or plans for this year? Did anything interesting happen with her during new years eve? Another slop GET.
It's permanently over and it'll never be back Just go out and meet bitches. Met her at a house show and she let me fuck the same night Cold dark nights continuing edition 
Female innocence and infantilization has gone too far, you can't even date an 18 year old anymore.
>be 22 year old college student in the army
>set up date with 18 yo qt
>qt, a legal adult, agrees to date
>meet her for date in the student lounge, get to know eachother and chat
>suddenly, TWENTY-FIVE PEOPLE hiding in a adjacent hallway storm the lounge
>with phones out recording, they call you a literal pedophile, sexual offender, throw things at you and beat you
>you run to your car to escape
>TWENTY-FIVE PEOPLE chase you into the parking lot, throw things at your car, slam the car door on you as you try to get in an escape
>you go home bruised and battered wondering what the hell just happened
>the group uploads their videos to tiktok and youtube
Welcome to the future guys, can't date 18 year olds anymore or else you will be beaten and labeled a pedophile.
I used to think the half your age + seven thing was already a bit ridiculous but (22 / 2) + 7 = 18 and now apparently you can't even do that anymore.
If you dare to find a legal, grown woman attractive you will be labeled a pedophile by zoomers.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/6-arrested-man-was-lured-campus-beaten-tiktok-inspired-attack-police-s-rcna186502 what do you even do with yourself if you look like this? how has he not killed himself yet? If a girl called you a "good boy" would you interpret it as flirting? Asian men found a solution for dicklet Normalfag asked if i go skiing and i said yes, he asked if i have ski gear and i also said yes.
Now i'm officially invited to go skiing in this very weekend but i've never skied in my entire life.
What the fuck do i do now? I just wanted to sound cool how do i get out of this now?
Please help this is serious 
I just want to go over this concept with you morons. Last time some guy ignored the logic while attacking what he thought my motivations were. Being the most wrong I think possible. Truly an achievement in a way.
I think there are two main schools of thought here. One is the religious which says you go to heaven or similar.
Then there's the atheism variant which I have the biggest problem with because people think they are being scientific, unlike religion which never claimed that.
So a really widespread nonsense idea is that when you die then you stop existing for eternity. Okay. What is it like to not exist for an eternity? Do you actually think you will experience endless non experience? Think about what the fuck you're saying for a second. If you've ever fainted, been unconscious, you know what non existence is like. No time passes. You don't even know how long you were gone for. You faint and then you wake up. If you die, it doesn't matter if you don't exist for a googolplex years or infinity. To you it's nothing. You WILL continue to exist the moment of your death from your perspective. Whatever that form may be. You will always exist. There's nothing you can do about it. Thread for discussions about self harm and mutual support
back to school grrr
Hello C:
>How are you doing today?
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now? 
there's a lack of support for people that hate themselves and have mental illness.
Because of these things, amongst other things, I thought I was FTM for a good portion of my life and It fucking sucks.
Mainly because of autism, bpd, general lack of a sense of self, groomed, socially inept and I grew up with a lot of weird interests and it meant I only could keep friends with other outcast type males, and I grew up in an environment for years fitting in with this type of person, I couldn't make other friends, I was fucked in the end, and I hated myself so much, I thought I had ugly facial features and that I was a failed female, and that it makes sense I should have just been born a man. I was incredibly edgy and just a hateful person, I felt like no woman could understand me and I was projecting my hatred of other women on myself too.
It sucks, you won't have support, you'll just be encouraged to troon out online, you're encouraged to, you feel alone and hate yourself? Well there's a community who will love and accept you, and everyone who disagrees with your identity is evil and hates you. That sort of environment was horrible. And it only fed into my loop of self hate.
By now, I still have the same mental issues and I feel insecure and just a lot of things, but I identify with my female identity now, albeit I sometimes do still feel the same way I used to, it's just now I dislike it and I realise it's a product of my mental illness and situation. I hope anyone here who's lonely and hates themself doesn't immediately try trooning out like I've seen threads here talk about countless times. We need to provide alternate support without being aggressive and hateful to individuals who are struggling with this I think. Non-white women of /r9k/, are you a Femsub? How much of a Femsub are you?
NO RACISM ALLOWED ITT i took the bussypill and my soul fucking died another day wasted waiting for my life to start >there are people who actually care what is happening to the world more than 20 miles away from them Crazy to think how an incel with a lighter and some gasoline could have caused this. Umm. What happened to tthe MBTI threads? Two accounts over a MILLION above #3 in this roster.
The game? Solitaire.
What do you imagine this person is like? the 80 millionth post nears my friends Fembots do you think long nails look kinda bad? I've been letting them grow thinking it'd make my fingers look better but they look pretty stabby from some angles >be me
>staying on farm with grandparents
>at night when I need to pee, I use my piss spot on the grass outside my room for convenience
>goes out tonight and pulls my pants down
>the pee hitting the grass doesn't sound like usual
>sounds kinda like my pee is hitting some fabric
>"MRRROOOWWW!!!"
>grandparent's cat bolts past me and brushes my leg with it's piss wet fur coat, triggering the motion light in the distance >take a nerd's hobby and turn it into a cash cow
>ruin the community and turn it into piss and shit
>rinse and repeat
women are so fucking evil it's unreal hey fembot
say something nice about moids Fatty Femoids, how sexually off are your desires? Uniroincally stop gooning and take the pastor peter j peters pill. >wake up all grumpy
>head over to mom
>we both worry about the fire in LA
>my aunt/her sis is affected by it
>she had to evacuate yesterday
>I make coffee for us both
>go smoke a ciggy with my coffee
>damn now I really have to save up future paychecks to invite my aunt to a Japan trip
>she already jokes about expecting me to sell my stocks for it
>but the "defense" industry will just blossom even more so that would be painful in the long run
>need to hustle for money through our families company
>I would love to invite my mom too on that trip
>but she is going to use her vacation days of this year to visit grandma in Tehran
>I guess that will be anothet duo trip for another year
>for now I just feel like going to hide in bed
>I need another cig desu
>its snowing
>still open my window to let fresh air into my room
>turn on a scent candle
>welp what now >got beat up and put through the ropes in a boxing match recently
>thought i would be upset but its actually really fun
>unexpectedly i think i kind of like being beat up
ha! i used to be afraid of being beat up, but man, fuck it, its fun! Its like a drug, kind of like whippits or something 
Unpopular onion: it's OK to desert, turn your back on, or "abandon" drug addicts you were once close with. Usually ending the friendship or going no contact is in your best interest, in the long run.
You'll try to help them, show them the joys of life, but all they're motivated by is having a safe place to use, scoring the next fix, or getting money to buy drugs.
I know a guy who's my age (27) and he's been fired from his job for smoking heroin in the bathroom, been homeless, had his car stolen, experienced being in a coma, been kicked out of his parents' house twice for drug use, and even become a candidate for open heart surgery but the doctor won't do it if he won't stay clean. The list goes on. He's been an addict for over 10 years at this point.
Ages ago, I naively thought I could save him, and used to bring him to parties and introduce him to girls. All my efforts were for naught. I'd go reactive whenever I heard he got arrested again, or something else had happened (it got old quick) Then eventually realized, I don't have to deal with this.
He was costing me a lot, my peace included. Hanging around a known heroin addict can also set you back for a promotion at work, when people start to talk. It's just not worth it. Fuck being a savior, save yourself. 
>be a male highschooler
>wake up at like 2 oclock
>shower, put my clothes on, bring 2 phones (the one I use and an old one) and 2 earbud cases (the one I use and one I dont use) and my backpack, get ready for school, etc.
>go to school via bus (and fare evasion as usual) with 1 earbud in my ear playing my 700+ videos youtube music playlist from my phone running on mobile data
>at school, teacher tells all the students including me to hand over their phones and earbuds
>students/classmates hand over their phones and earbuds
>I hand over my old phone and the earbuds case I dont use
>still able to use my phone and listen to music during class
>teachers are none the wiser
Those were great times despite the occasional mood swings I would get in puberty. Now I work as a wagie at subway living in a cheap dirty filthy moldy-walls cockroach-infested apartment, the cheapest one I could find, contemplating on whether I should buy a cheap gun and an ammo pack to shoot myself in the head with or find a tallq enough skyscraper to jump off and fall to my painless death. Ahem. Take note, fembots, this is how you romance a guy:
"This sets in motion the dzamalag exchange. Men from the visiting group sit quietly while women of the opposite moiety come over and give them cloth, hit them, and invite them to copulate; they take any liberty they choose with the men, amid amusement and applause, while the singing and dancing continue. Women try to undo the men's loin coverings or touch their penises, and to drag them from the "ring place" for coitus. The men go with their dzamalag partners, with a show of reluctance, to copulate in the bushes away from the fires which light up the dancers. They may give the women tobacco or beads. When the women return, they give part of this tobacco to their own husbands, who have encouraged them to go dzamalag. The husbands, in turn, use the tobacco to pay their own female dzamalag partners . . ." Hello I am a time traveler from exactly 1 (one) year into the future; 2026.
Hayao Miyazaki will die on August 2025. Do with that what you will.
That is all, thank you. So whats your thoughts on them feminazis. To be honest they come across as unnaturally angry people that get mad over any little thing. While not realizing they can get slammed living in their own little world of selfie posts and false self righteousness The internet is a black mirror on crack cocaine with a side of lole and manifesto Anyone wants to join a dead-for-5-years gunyguy server?
sfbyJwv It's been over 24 hours since the last one!
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Previous thread: >>79963690 I have no one to see Nosferatu with. 
>Keepin' it fresh while I'm shakin' my butt
>Fuck with your man and I'm makin' him nut
>I piss 'em off and they callin' me mutt
>I shake my ass and they call me a slut
>Want yo' ass beat, so pull up to the cut
>I'm high as fuck 'cause I'm smokin' a blunt
>You in the back, little bitch, I'm in front
>Fuckin' me good and he makin' me grunt
>Hundreds of bands in my panties for fun
>I wanna fight so my hair in a bun
>Don't want a pound, little bitch, I want tons
>We need a toolie, yeah, we need some guns
>Hundreds of bands, put that bitch in my panty
>He like my body, he know I'm a tranny
>Lookin' real older, you look like a granny
>I'm at a party, yo' blunt that she hand me
>I don't give a fuck 'bout a bitch
>A hundred fuckin' bands, put some ice on my wrist
>Get on the verse and I fill it with spit
>Y'all want a song so I'm givin' a verse
>Cortisa Star came from the universe
>I'm high as fuck 'cause I'm smokin' a blunt
>You in the back, little bitch, I'm in front
>Fuckin' me good and he makin' me grunt
>Hundreds of bands in my panties for fun
>I wanna fight so my hair in a bun
>Don't want a pound, little bitch, I want tons
>We need a toolie, yeah, we need some guns If you spend a day in your life, then you know pretty well not to let your children watch television.
>b-but it's only cartoons, animes...
Fuck that, you little bozo. It's poison. fuck this cold ass weather. im going to sleep for literally 20 days straight now. bye guys. If pedophilia is so very evil, then why do we get boners when we see naked 12 year olds? i am still manifesting ym lesbian bff who will save me by forcing me to talk about my feelings. robot edition. >400 word essay until tomorrow
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Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/79953732 >>79953732 >deppressed and skip the days by sleeping
>slept 13 hours and now i have to stay up all night
>no games to play
>no ppl to talk to
hi r9k, what are my fellow night owls up to Why are moids such shitheads? Why is 4chan dying and how do we get it to not die I experienced the most beautiful, magical moments of my life with my ex and she destroyed my capacity to love so badly Ill probably never experience anything like this again no matter how many girls I get There's no way in hell this board should live with the fact tranime faggots got the 80000000 get. Mods need to reset the post counter fifty numbers back and try again. Also scrub that filth from the archives. The minority in a social group naturally assimilates themselves with the social majority, this has been a natural survival tactic which has been developed by us for centuries. People are more shaped by other people than themselves
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_assimilation
If a white man surrounds himself with a bunch of niggers, then overtime he will start acting like a nigger
If a normie lurks this site long enough he will contract some sort of mental illness, why is this so debated on? Is this what living in Donald Trump's America will look like? What are we drinking today folks? For me it's apple cider and I'm gaming poe2. behold, the 80,000,000th get January 9th v1.0 kind of day. How do I cope with the fact that I am too old to become a cute femboy >be female
>Be 18
>Find hot guy attractive
>"OMG LOOK ANOTHER BITCH NOT GIVING THE GOOD GUY A CHANCE"
what's so hard to understand about a girl preferring better looking men? how do i get vagina on my penis i spent my entire adult life worshipping girl ass and loved nothing better to shove my face between a nice pair of cheeks and tongue a tight little asshole
a couple of months ago i was eating my girlfriend's butt and she was pretty drunk and accidentally let out a little fart into my mouth
it was so fucking disgusting, you guys, it went right down my throat and stank like putrid shit
the worst part is that it has completely destroyed my love of ass, i don't even want to look at them anymore, let alone play with them
fuck my life What do you think makes a good person? Is it enough to simply be passively good/neutral and believe you're good? I still havent recovered from this. Its been years at this point but I cannot believe that she could do this How are you feeling? post a song that ressembles the feeling
https://youtu.be/EzvPrTBQJoM "Chad only" memes aside,
I thought I was ugly because I wasn't swarmed by women. But once I started working in service I started getting compliments on my face by older people and teenage girls and people now think I'm gay because they I still don't have a girlfriend. do same race couples even exist in canada? I love the fact that there's not gong to be Europeans in the future I forgot to wash my ass in the shower this morning and now I am stuck waging at work with an unwashed ass. >go on r/mendrawingwomen
>its actually just beautiful pieces of art Is this place better than Reddit? so i woke up early for once... wtf do i do now? How is this guy not in jail? You can just make your son your personal fucktoy in America? make-up and nipples edition
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Previous Thread >>79947322 There are literally thousands of couples with a hot young woman and her guy under her thumb and they love it. Times are changing for the better for us subbros. We're mainstream now how do i get an r9k gf? i don't want to join a shitty discordfag server to look for one Theres all these hot women, just walking the street, waiting for a guy to come up. And you won't even do it, you wusses.
>uh but I won't be able to afford my popcaps this week
>but the new lego release is coming
>the.. the steam sale!
shut the fuck up That bussy smell like whoa nuh-uh not today. >tfw was going to fuck a hooker this week
>tfw I have to pay a (((plumber))) (oy vey!) instead her fang is so sexy im going to kill myself >be me
>live in a all white country
>never seen as attractive or cute
>at 30 still a virgin, only had 1 kiss
>make a trip to Venice for vacation during hollidays
>AMWF couples with cute women and asian men everywhere
>their girlfriends stare at me as I were a kpop idol >tfw no super petite GF I can dress up and troll people in public with 
I got married about 2 years ago. My wife and I are both Mormons. My wife was a virgin on our wedding night. I wasn't because I've led a secret life of degeneracy before I met her. I have fucked many many different women. I've been on sex trips overseas and fucked lots of exotic brown chicks in Asia and Latin America. Obviously my wife has no idea I did any of this before we met.
I basically lied to her and said I was a virgin as well. I thought being married to a virgin would be great. For the most part, being married to a virgin is great. The only aspect that is shit is the sex. Well, it is for me anyway, because I've experienced some stuff.
I've tried suggesting stuff to my wife that we could do in the bedroom. Nothing crazy that I actually would like to suggest, but just things to get her used to the idea of doing something adventurous such as anal, cum in mouth or face, stuff like that.
But she's not interested. All she wants to do is very boring, slow missionary sex. She wants sex frequently, but the sex she wants is very boring. If I try fuck her harder and a bit rougher, she complains that it hurts too much. She's afraid to try anything new sexually, and just tells me she likes it slow and wants kisses and cuddles and all that boring shit.
I'm in a catch 22, we are religious and I can't get her to wet her appetite by watching porn because she's against that stuff. Plus, porn is a double edged sword. She might want to try shit if she watched it, but she would also lose that innocence she has. So I just can't show her anything porn related.
I've given up trying to make our sex life more interesting. She's happy with it, I'm clearly not. I've basically resigned myself to the fact that we will have boring sex forever. But it's not good, because I feel very tempted just to pay an escort just to do something fun again. Did anyone manage to overcome hardcore porn addiction? Just came back from another hour long goon sesh and I feel spiritually dead. https://voca.ro/1i6fZ09AZOaK I am such a coffepilled caffeinecel. NEET going strong in the morning >run as the anti-war, working class economic candidate
>win
>Threaten Allies with War, expand ties with other elites, and just admit you're probably not gonna solve any economic issues
if you aren't blackpilled on democracy yet you're fucking blind you ever forget the scent of things and smell them for a few minutes nonjew'd dick but still my tip is dry. fuck my life do girls even like femboy-looking men or are they all just liars? i get attention from men all the time but i dont wanna be gay Do fat ugly bastards like tomboys? Tell me! What is a dutch oven anons Canadians, why are you incel when your women are so eAasy? Met this 18 year old on disc, flew out to Alberta and fucked her. I'm a very average looking 30 year old btws can't believe you guys let my totally awesome thread die before reaching 100 replies. that's messed up!! it was a once in a century type of deal and ya blew it!! >be me, socially retarded autist on disabilitybux
>am really interested in alternative history
>also have anxiety and am on meds
>only one friend who is another autist
>self aware enough to know this and that I likely repel women
I wish I was a low functioning blissfully ignorant autist or a normie both would be fine, it just sucks to know you're mentally ill and there's not much you can do about it Femanon, why did you give up on white men? It hurts If sex is so great then how come no girl wants to be my gf and do sex with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTao6LY05zw Porn, virtual women and video games.
The only things keeping male goys in check. wonder when i can be comfy and unlock nirvana (mundane sense of being content) I've now spent 4 years applying for jobs and searching for my first gf.
Years of daily effort, no results. I blame society. I actually wrote a book about it too, so nobody can dismiss my struggle with emotionally biased bullshit.
There are no longer women or jobs. How the fuck have suicide rates not skyrocketed?
You'd think they'd be like 20x higher than the 90s. Faggots be like:
>oh oh Im a gay fucking faggot
>uh uh i like dick
Why? >have fetish for being cucked by a beautiful woman
>be horrifically ugly
>any guy interested in me wouldn't be able to cuck me at all, let alone with someone attractive
Its so over...I hate my stupid baka life... Can you form healthy relationships while having a cuck fetish if you just never tell her about it Incels aren't real. If they wanted sex, they can get it. So they must want something else. The something else is a real relationship. Today I am 26. I regret the horrible inaction of my youth. I wish I wouldve lived many type of lives by now. I mainly regret thinking about all the different types of beautiful women I could've been with. I am obsessed with sex. I wish I lived in New York and fucked some trendy nepotism baby whores. I wish I spent a month in LA and fucked some fitness girls with giant muscle asses. I wish I had a friend down south that I stayed with, and that I had a one night stand with a gruff blonde horse girl type at a dive bar. I wish I dated a skinny 18 year old Asian virgin. I want them all. I want to experience fucking every type of girl. I want to have amazing sex. Latina, white, black, trans even I dont give a fuck. I need every sexual experience possible. this girl ive been sort've friends with for a few years never disagrees with me. i could say holocaust women it doesn't matter. she also will like whatever i like, sometimes immediately sometimes more subtly by mentioning how much she loves it out of the blue if I mentioned it before. its honestly really annoying This is what God stole from me the britfeel lighthouse edition >Browsing the reddit cesspool out of old habit
>Angry TDS post on the front page with 30k upvotes
>For once I check the user profile
>This redditor is literally in high school
>They are commenting advice regularly in medical advice subreddits and r/legaladvice i had another dream about her bros, i dont understand why after so many years i randomly dream about her, i dream about this friend (female) that i had im middle school, i didnt have a crush or anything on her, we were just friends and for the most part i very rarely even think about her, but then out of nowhere i have these dreams where we are together happily and in those dreams i really lover her and she loves me and everything is just so happy, and the scary thing is that these dreams feel like another world, i have similar but different personality in them, but when i wake up i do remember her but i dont feel attracted to her, again i never had a crush on her. what the hell man? does that happen to anybody else? Goddammit, out of all the fucking posts. Did you know that as a married man you have a better chance of winning at russian roulette with TWO bullets in a six shooter than not getting divorced? Marriage is the equivalent of 3 bullets. That's crazy, isn't it? It's understandable if a bigger male calls you a manlet, but it doesn't make sense when a woman does. A shorter man is still able to btfo a taller woman; an untrained 5'11" woman will lose to a male that is 5'6" in unarmed conflict. What is the point then, since it's usually a negative connotation? It doesn't make sense If the man doesn't end the relationship, the woman eventually will (gynocentric humiliation ritual). This applies to ALL RELATIONSHIPS AFTER THE 80'S. It's not even just a generalization.
Women are unwilling and unable to perceive eternity. The most popular K-pop group right now shills for BMAF. Vid related is about BMAF romance.
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>New Genes
I feel completely deprived of a will to live as a white man. Why dont niggers touch grass? 31 and finally looking for a job. there's an opening an hour away, is that a doable commute or will it slowly kill me? i need a big strong gf to protect me from bullies why you dont take the kitty maxxing pill anon Since I was 6, I've dreamed of being free, but I never wanted to be an adult because I knew I'd lose my soul and become an empty shell. I was right, everything is so bland now. Life doesn't matter after 21. I hope every day I can still feel the way I used to.
However, if you offer me my old life when I was 15 I'll refuse, my life was hell back then. I want to be a teenager but in a better world with no constraints and no problems like in anime. I hope every day since I was 14 to live in a world like Pokemon, nothing else matters. Give me 1 billion dollars and I'll just forget that I'm living in a boring world and that I'm already dead. has anyone else went from being content with or preferred being a loner to wanting friends and human interaction? idk how I ended up this way now, I used to love being alone with no one to bother me and try to avoid people if possible but now suddenly I found me to be the opposite where being alone is kind of painful and currently searching every nook and cranny online to belong in and befriend some people >half the time i fall asleep in 15 minutes
>half the time i don't sleep at all and give up after tossing & turning for hours
i didnt get lucky tonight being in the snow and taking it easy I would like a footfag bf please and thankyou > be richest man
> ragebait suits all day like a NEET
does he not realize people get rich to not have to deal with other people?
> imagine having rockets and still participating in society
Bet he breastfed till he was 15 it is fucking impossible to use discord anymore just got banned for child safety for dming a sixteen year old five times and adding ten people WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHY WOULD YOU DELETE THE AI TURDPUSHER SLOP THEN DO THAT TOO WHAT DOES IT ALL LEAD UP TO YOU WOULD DO ONE OR THE OTHER UNLESS ONE OF THEM IS INSIDE YOUR RANKS AND THAT ONE WAS MINE WHILE THE REST TOOK OUT THE AI SLOP UNLESS IT IS ALL OF YOU AND THERES SOMETHING MORE SINISTER BREWING WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHAT DID YOU FUCKING MEAN BY THIS I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY GOT YOU TOO YOU FUCKING DUBAINESE DUAL ISRAELI CITIZENSHIP SCAT SCARFING COCKMONGLING SUICIDE BAITING THREE LETTER ABETTING NNNNIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS DONT TOUCH ME DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME DO NOT DO IT AGAIN FUCKING ANSWER ME I WILL BURN YOUR IRC CHANNEL TO THE GROUND AND YOUR LITTLE BIG CHEESE TOO Henlo r9k.
It's been a while since we had one of these. Make yourself or your dream partner in one of these makers, post them, rate and guess personalities or just post whatever related to the picrews posted. Ye know the drill.
Makers:
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2214696 (OP)
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2512593
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1394187
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1744829
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/191322
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/11534
https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2322721
More Picrews here: https://picrew.me/en/discovery
Posting my cute vamp gf. Do people really plapjak? >be 18
>overly talkative sperg that doesnt give a shit if people find them annoying/ weird while enjoying hobbies and yapping about what ever the fuck i want to who ever the hell i feel like
>now 28
>have difficulties even holding a basic conversation in public / work and feel nothing but shame when people even make eye contact with me
what the fuck happened it feels like got fucking nerfed by god or some shit I heard over 40,000 Philistina kids were murdered.
Perhaps 5x that amount.
Question suppressors. is this the most blatantly wrong "common wisdom" ever? the most fun times in my life felt really long an significant even if they only lasted a few weeks or months. meanwhile people can easily rot in their rooms scrolling the internet 16 hours a day and feel like the years are passing them by. at this point everyone knows novel experiences are what affect our perception of time and that more novel experiences make time feel slower. What is a normie? Am i one? and what is the opposite of a normie? is normieness a spectrum? It has to suck being a lesbian
>find a woman online or IRL say she's a lesbian
>wow this is great, potential gfs don't come along often
>take a closer look
>it's literally an autistic man with a penis my wife zero two, who i love forever and always. I posted a thread before and everyone bullied me
It made me sad would any femanons be willing to live with me? will consider femboys if you are cute.
This is what I can offer:
>steady neet food supplies
>5 spare bedrooms of your choice plus a loft room
>no rent needed
>wacom tablet if you like drawing
>40" 4k oled tv you can watch any movie on
>nice gaming pc setup
>home gym
I also have literal tons of estrogen patches for anyone wanting to transition in exchange for being my personal maid. Is this unreasonable? Are you embarrassed about being a virgin? made a post yesterday about my gf faking her suicide to break up with me. here some shit i learned today (from one of her friends)
>she cheated on me with multiple guys
>she was not infact sober
>she does infact have a criminal record
>she does still talks alot with her ex
its been a fun few days ive gone from
>is she alive
to
>she not longer wants to be together and still no idea if she is suicidal or not
to
>she hates me and she faked her safety as well as everything i thought was real
not fun, gals dont be this bitch and dont fake your suicidal tendencies
also be careful in long distance relationships where would one find people like this Femcel misandrist nurse takes out her rage on newborns (all male) by breaking their bones in Virginia neonatal ICU.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/father-hospital-nicu-attack-victim-says-babies-had-one-thing-common >lose weight
>gain pot belly 
/adv/ is such a fucking shithole in current year. What the fuck happened in that cesspool of a board where it is basically filled with desperate simps and normalfag morons with girlfriends who pretend to be completely retarded and ask other normalfaggots what to do about basic relationship shit problems like learning how to deal with their gf's vapid friends (as if said normalfag anons didn't knew how to socialize)?
There aren't any self-improvement threads anymore too, and it is quite saddening to see that. Career question threads get literally answered on the first post because of how simple they are. Job threads are basic drama bullshit normalfags already know how to deal about it because of their advanced social skills. And there are ZERO threads worthy of even being left out at least as a bookmark because of how low IQ the entire board is!
Unironically R.I.P. /adv/.
I always knew it was filled with massive normalfaggots 10 years ago; but it wasn't THAT BAD back then. There were at least 3 gold nugget threads a day, now there is none and it is all shit and bullshit that is easy as fuck to deal with for normalfags.
I hate simps, "male" feminists, transvesti.tes, and femoids so fucking much, it is unreal. ![1125px-No_selfies.svg[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497964663055s.jpg)
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