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12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD: http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/No titleDo not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/. Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
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>>>/soc/No title>hi >hey, how are you! >I'm feeling terrible! >oh no! *walks away* everytimeNo titleChat, should I spend another $120 getting a happy ending by an asian cutie, $300-500 to actually bang a white woman, or buy tinder plus for $25 and cross my fingers?No titleImagine being a successful normie: you're attractive, you got your dream gf, she loves you, you have awesome sex daily, you got a decent job, you got good friends, you travel around the world together, people respect you, you buy a house and you have a bright future. You made it, you won, you've achieved all the normie milestones in life. Is this all you wanted?No titleLiterally all our problems can be solved by moving to southeast asia. Every single one. Why arent you working towards moving abroad? There's no excuse.No titleWhy do moids here act like a woman turning 30 is the end of the world? Most women are still beautiful in their 30s.No titleTrying 2 sleepmaxx and taking it easy/britfeel/Real Britfeel image edition/r9gay/ - #2521weathering the storm together edition
why dont you have a gf?No titlei love watching debates im so debatepilledNo titleDo moids like vibrators?No title>he's an incel >why? Uhhh...because? >*pulls out [insert news article]* >Social Media, yeah...social media >40 year old demographic, you better watch out for that evil ol' social media Can we leave the boomers alone from slop, they're already exposed to AI garbage as it isNo titleWhy aren't you sexless incels having children? You're going to hurt the economy. The stock market is crashing because of youNo titleThose "faces of /b/" threads from like 2015-2017 almost definitely just obvious data training threads for AI and facial recognition algorithms weren't theyNo titleResigned kind of morning.No title>tells you their whole life story >a picture? do you think i'm some kind of idiot?No titlewhat the hell have i been trying to lose weight for if most of you degenerates are fat fetishizers now? scumbagsNo titleIs my aunt chubby or fat I'm trying to scoreThis site has ruined meBefore I used 4chan I considered myself to be straight. But now I almost exclusively watch porn of femboys/transgirls.No titleI am a good looking male. But please believe me when I say this, I'm one of you guys, I've been here since a long time ago.
But I get compliments from girls all the time. It's like clockwork, it's even weird if a girl doesn't compliment me.
I know most men don't get compliments ever, let alone incels. None of my male friends ever got a compliment from girls of dateable age, while I can get them simply by opening a random videochat app like monkeyapp, omegle or some shit, or just go on Bumble or Tinder.
How should I proceed about it knowing about the blackpill since 10 years ago?
Should I promote the blackpill? Should I just enjoy my pretty privilege and stay quiet?
no I will not kill myself, I will not leave this place as well. These 2 answers are automatically invalid.Should I get my dick cut offI'm intersex, I'm a fully functional woman (appearance, breasts, vagina) but have a partially functional penis (lack of testicles, no liquid, but a full orgasm) I probably won't since I don't think I could live without it, but I still want your opinionsNo titleWhy are femoids so insecure? Is it because they don't look like this?No titleOnly bad brothers get raped like this Good brothers top their sister themselves Not doing so is abuseNo titleWhy more white guys not date Desi instead of squint faces?They are very beautiful.No titleif ai is so smart, why cant it retopologize hige res models for youNo titleAccording to the "symmetry" people. It should be impossible to tell someone is ugly by looking at only half their face. How true is this?No titlerock...paper...scissors...No titleimagine being born where women look like this. this is heaven.No title>gayrobots. why are you gay? you could make a lady out there very happy, you know? instead you like wieners. think about it.No titleAny other night shift workers on this board? I've been on this nocturnal lifestyle for years now and it feels isolating sometimes.channeling our autism into something productiveguys lets channel our autism into something productive
im watching my favorite porn on loop, laying naked on my bed, and clenching my anus (kegels).No titleMy girlfriend is being relentless on asking me questions about my ex girlfriend. The thing is that I never had an ex girlfriend. Up until now I have been a total KHHV for 26 years so made one up and kept it as vague as possible to avoid looking weird. Should I just tell her the truth?/aiwg/ AI Waifu GeneralMucous membrane edition
Previous Thread >>80759092No titlei want a socially inept neet loserboy virgin incel 4channer robot bf not some volcel normie larper bfNo title"tits or gtfo" but mine are uglyNo titleWhy are we supposed to hate transgenders again? I forgot.No titleWhy do leftists hate the US military so much?No titleBellefontaineNo titleI want to make my english name, and I'm considering Kenny. What reminds you when you hear the name Kenny?No title>Struggling getting my degree >Get into argument with my mom the other day >Mentions how are you going to be an engineering major if you can't understand words
This isn't the first time this has happened and when I addressed this to her, in the past she said it wasn't out of malice but now I'm still not sure. It's pretty vile to use a man's vulnerabilities in an argument and I can't tell if she's malicious or not but it makes me extremely angry that a heartless bitch like her says something like this. Like yeah, I know I'm low IQ but I'm still not going to give up on my dreams and you can go to hell if you're going to betray me and not support my journey you fucking stupid bitch. But again I'll only let it go because I can't tell if she's doing it out of malice or not.No titleTry to convince me that this isn't the ideal woman.No titleWould you date a BPDemon?No titlei need a guy with literally 0 friends. i get jealous too easily.No titleMales who prefer E over F are secretly gay lmao.No titleDescribe yourself in 5 wordsFAT E GIRL URGENTI need pictures of that fat /r9k/ egirl right now. Its urgentNo titleDo you have any weird sexual fantasies that you wish to act out or have even tried in the past?No titleMore women should take example from pure-hearted maidens (male) like myselfNo titleThat mp4 is just brutalAt what age does getting a gf stop being exciting?I'm 19 and it doesn't seem to be nowhere near as awesome as when I was 15... I'm afraid that by the time I get one it will be just meh and I will never experience the magicNo titleit's a con, man... nothing but a conurge to self-harm risingI haven't felt this way in a while but holy shit I just want to cut myself up so bad I wish I could smash my head against the wall like I sometimes do but my roommates are sleeping I feel like a human trash bag I hate being in my meat prison if self harm is bad for you why does it feel so goodNo titleI have to buy a second TV, a second xbox 360, a second copy of Halo wars, and a ethernet cable, so that I can play halo wars co-op with my future fembot foid gf (I'm sure she'll storm into my life and sweep me off my feet any day now), just because Ensemble Studios didn't add split-screen multiplayer to the game...Healing the divide between male and female relations...FOIDS, What do you want? MOIDS, What do you want? Treat each other like people, you can disagree but needlessly attacking one another is not appreciated.You WILL become a stepdad.You WILL take care of Chad's children while he bangs 20 year olds.
You WILL make Chad's children the center of your world.
You WILL consider Chad's child your own and you won't need to have biological kids.
You WILL have a dead bedroom because you're both too tired of chasing around a child.
You WILL be thankful that she even gave you a chance, incel.No titleThoughts on US Military Personal?23 questionsLet's play 23 questions. Rules: Only OP may answer.
Start: I am sad.No titleHow would incels use my ex's sister?No titleTo Men,
I resent you because you have caused a brutal cost of living crisis. Seriously look at all the financial institutions you guys run and how your incompetence and corruption has RUINED the economy. It's all your fault. You have no consideration for the needy or for the health of society as a whole. It's all about you and what you can gain. You are a selfish, greedy, destructive person. I doubt you even care though about all this. Just as long as you make more money and swim around in your profit, that's all that matters to you.
FemanonAdolescence sparks incel hysteriaMothers are now investigating their children after being gaslighted by the anti incel show about how every incel is evilNo title>uh sorry i have to return some videotapesIncels are pathetic: From an incelI'm an incel, legit one too. Ugly sub5 ND all the signatures of inceldom
Obviously this doesn't apply to all incels and I've met some respectable individuals in the community.
I'm so dissapointed in the community. You'd think that "stone cold misogynists" and people blackpilled on the nature of foids wouldn't be such suckers to the aura of women. So many of these faggots are just one speck of female attention away from being full on simps. So many of them are ready to throw eachother under the bus for a crumb of "ascension" because their belief is that temporary female validation is lifechanging, total idolatry of the most vapid creatures on earth. Imagine having a worldview so fragile that any random whore can change it.
We have no brotherhood, no unity, no solutions, incels can't cope among fellow men. Incels are always isolated and miserable as a result of it but never want to build connections with fellow incel because the community is too much of a toxic cesspool where everyone has to be paranoid. I've tried the best I can to build up positive movements to no avail because everyone is too interested in egirls and talking about foids.
Incels feel like a collection of bottom of the barrel individuals feeding off resentment because a lot these days aren't even sub5 like I am - so if the community is hardly uglier than the standard population, what does it select for? The most foid dependent and mentally ill individuals in some ways.
I'm a self hating incel not because I internalize the shitty darwinistic standards that women put on me, I'm a self hating incel because incels have no brotherhood and are incapacitated by their desire for foids above all. Fuck women, fuck simp9k misogynistic supremacyNo titleRebuilds ruined Eva.No titleWh*te timmies cant compete with asian menNo titleAt some point you realize you're not a teenager anymore, but the angst you'll carry with you foreverNo title>"you act like your father"
whats that supposed to mean?No titleNo suffragistsNo titlei really don't mind that women have it so easy, that they have absolutely everything handed to them on a silver platter, that they will never know real anguish, real loneliness, real alienation, or that they will never be able to understand that this is true. it isn't a moral failing that they can't understand what it's like to be a regular guy, it's just SO unbelievably far from their experience that it would be preposterous to expect them to be able to understand it. it would be like expecting men to understand what an alien feels like, it just can't happen. the truth of what being a man is like sounds like parody to women, it's just too far from everything they know. but again, it isn't their fault, and i don't mind it, it is what it is. life is not fair. women can have the most fucked up hairlines, faces, sex organs, and it doesn't matter, not only are men not allowed to put their preferences into practice, they're really not even allowed to think about them. that's okay. what does bother me a little bit is when they try to double dip and act like they have it just as bad, like they could possibly ever for an instant conceive of how nightmarish their lives WOULD be like if they were born a man of comparable relative value. a woman would have to be so unbelievably, overwhelmingly monstrous in every way imaginable to even begin to drop to the value of an average man, but regular/above average women hold pity parties for themselves like they didn't win the lottery. some of them might even see this thread and think "heh, if only he knew how bad us girls really have it!" which is kind of the point. ultimately, it's the same thing that i mentioned earlier, they just can't possibly understand because their minds have spent every moment in a totally different dimension, so it stands to reason that they will feel sorry for themselves despite their lives being so much better, so at the end of the day, it isn't their fault, but i can't help but find it distasteful.No titlethis board will inevitably be the most indian one after /pol/ and /int/ considering the astonishing amounts of indian incels on incel forums and discord and others and the number keeps only growing enjoy your endless stream of ai generated images and posts too because brown people love that we all signed up for thisNo titlethis coping thing's really starting to get to meHelp finding crustanonHi, not sure if anyone here remembers, but, 4 years ago, there was a guy who didn't wash himself for 2 years straight and posted pictures of his room and body here. Anyone know what he's up to now?
Link to his thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/62342269/#62353535No title>DOGE cuts USAID and a bunch of other government programs deemed wasteful >already scarce moderation goes completely out the window, especially on blue boardsDark Chocolate 86%I love black women - to breed with one is my dream. To make her pregnant, see her belly expand.... ughhh I love beautiful blacks
I want one to bear my childrenNo title>want to approach cute girl and ask her for her number >Unsure if she's older than 18 or not >Avoid approaching her alltogether because I don't wanna end up in trouble over a woman
Anyone else here like this or is it just me? It's really difficult to discern the age of a woman to me personally desu. A 17 year old girl and a 25 year old one barely look different to me. Women these days don't look or dress adultily really. The presence of piercings and tattoos are the sole give aways and I'm disgusted and repulsed by those in general. I'm 22 years old too so if I cold approach a 17 year old, I'm actually in for trouble, unlike how a 19 year old might be.
Any other anons have issues with the age of a woman or is it just me?No titlei want to listen to music with a guy and have him screenshare while playing vidya but that probably makes me a slutNo title>Epic by Faith No More starts playingi love fembotsi met a fembot here who showers me with attention every day. she also has a super fucking nice body which she loves showing off to me all the time without me asking. i fucking love fembotsnew stonetosshopefully women learn from thisVocaroo ThreadSpring is here edition. https://voca.ro/1bVkt2dmT7MsNo titledo you like sprunki?No titleWhat does it mean when a woman gives you this lookNo titleDo you agree with this, anons?No titlewatcha doooin? its friYAY!No titleIm afraid I have mental ilnesNo titledo guys like puppygirl gfs? i wanna sleep in a kennel and drink water out of a dog bowl and wear a collar for my owner (preferably a /r9k/er)What is the deal with /x/Have they completely lost it or is there something to glean from what goes on there?No titleWhy the fuck do women tell men that they should be kind and respectful if they want a girlfriend but then always date and fuck the biggest pieces of shit in the world? What causes this? I don't even think they believe they're lying./mcg/ - Momcest General Year 4 #12 (#163)Warm Embrace Edition
It's Momcest Monday! You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.
Topic: Is your mom a cuddly person? When was the last time you cuddled her? Did she give you enough physical affection as a child?Morale checkpointGenuinely, how demoralized are you?No titleWhat makes you a robot? What disqualifies you from being a normie? >Never had a gf >Haven't had any friends after high school ended >Never moved out >Been addicted to meth >2 failed suicide attemptsNo titleI feel like I'm attached more to the idea of someone loving me than having to love someone else. Relationships are just a massive chore. I just want someone to love me unconditionally without any expectation in return. Obviously, I know this is retarded. For a long time I thought I was just aromantic with no interest in dating whatsoever. Then I actually got a girlfriend and immensely enjoyed positive feelings of validation and comfort, but returning those feelings to her in a way that felt comfortable for me was impossible. I'm just shouting into the nothingness that is the anonymous internet, let this thread sink into nothingness.No titleDo boys inherent their fathers cocks? And do girls inherent their mothers vaginas? Aesthetically, I mean? It's just an odd thought on a Friday night when we're all here alone and other people are going out, having fun, and once again sharing their genitalia.No titlehey you yeah, you! i wanna talk to people. add me. .cellar.No title>be me, 26yo khv >at department store >ate taco bell last night >have to shit, bad >only one bathroom, occupied FUCK >waiting for it to open >Finally opens, femoid tries to sneak past NOPE >"I was waiting first" >Unleash the demon Feels great >"all yours" I say as the stench follows me out of the bathroomNo titleI just wish I could have wholesome moments with people/drugfeel/ - #1282N,N-Dimethyltryptamine is stronger than LSD and Psiloycbin Mushrooms edition >links psychonautwiki.org ChatGPT erowid.orgI hate 95% of the people I know.I'm a 24 year old kid who posted on here for years back in the day, just venting and looking for advice or input from people who are a bit older than I am.
I've had a silent/minimal relationship with my suburb parents, who had me because it just felt like the next thing for them to do in their roles in life ( get a dog buy a house have a kid! ) Lived with them until I was 22, when I reconnected with an e-relationship I had here on r9k from 4 years prior, and decided hey fuck it I'm gonna go find an apartment in the city and live with this girl I don't really know 4 states over. Visited a couple times and then I moved out on a days notice, which I still feel bad about because my dad just had a near-death experience with heart problems. My parents took it very personally and I was upset because I felt they had no right to, over how distantly I was raised.
This was obviously a terrible idea. I lost my virginity but I lost everything else, 12k in savings, my sanity. Constant fights over insecurities and trauma, mostly on her bpd batshittery but I'm not perfect either. I'm too distant just like my parents. I worked warehouse while I eventually got her bum ass to get a job, and then I picked up hours at her pizza chain job and quit warehouse to work there fulltime as well. Eventually our fights became too much (the breaking point was her finding a twitter porn account in my history) and she ended up getting arrested for DB and assault. I broke up with her over the phone while she was in jail. My year lease was coming up, I lived alone for a month, put my 2 weeks in, and went back to my parents. (1/3)No titleMy parents keep wondering why I won't breed. They seem seriously concerned now that I am nearing 30. Neither of them realize that it is already over anyway.No titleWhy is Gen Z not getting jobs or having sex? Care to explain yourself?No titlewhy the fuck should I ever be sober I don't even function with less than three beers in me and nobody even likes me until I'm at least tipsyNo titleIm literally samarie she really resonates with me except im a hairy muscular guy and dont have her balls to stalk and seek out peopleNo titleSup guys here is a real family picture of actual humans. This is a legitimate family photo taken of people who exist in real life. None of this is fake and if you think so you should be institutionalized.No titleHave you ever knew a woman who reads philosophy? Do they exist?Should I fail the 12th grade to get friends/gf?>High school is grade 10-13 in my country >spent 1st year not talking at all >had friends for a month during 2nd but they were making fun of me so I stopped talking again for 2 years (until today) >had a huge meltdown at the end of the school year >changed schools >thought it was over so I didnt bother talking again and just rushed home to play vidya and smoke weed >regret it A LOT >try to talk to my classmates but it's clearly futile cuz I already established myself as a weirdo My plan is to fail this grade so I can meet new people and try to make friends. I dread the adult life and work and this is my only hope. I would be 21 by the time I graduate but that's not so unusual because there are high schools with 5 grades where you graduate as a 20yo. I really want to catch up on life brosNo titleIf arranged marriage isn't implemented, the entire world will be a brown, 80 IQ, crime ridden shithole in the futureNo title>missed out on being 16 and sneaking out at night having sex and then going to high school the next morning to see all my friends, we are gonna smoke weed after dismissal how do i not kill myself?No titleGenuinely, how and where do people get gfs? Is it all on dating apps? Is it all just being lucky enough to be in a peer group like college? Do /soc/ dating threads even work? If you're autistic are you just damned for life-long virginity?
Can't tell if I'm just fucked in the head or having a gf is this heavily gatekept thing.No titleI had a fun night out robots. This one girl seemed pretty into me, but unfortunately was dragged away abruptly by her friends. Oh well, at least I got the confidence boost!No titleI'm thinking the Organon, but it's an anime.No titleThese bitches be hatin' nah they dont be happy They smile in your face be excited and clapping But really they mad that you made that shit happen Nah I ain't forget who ain't fuck with me back thenNo titleMy farts are so steamy and smelly and my tum tum hurts. How are you?No title>male loneliness epidemic bro no WAY you're all this gay hahahahahahahaAn actual cute AGP troonI hate AGP troons with a passion. I can't stand trannies that very obviously don't pass, and it's not even a sexual repression sort of thing, because I'm open about the fact that I love trannies that actually pass.
I'm well aware that this one does not pass, but in a weird way... I find her kind of cute? I'm not sure what it is. Her body is misshapen, her face is gross, and I would easily be able to tell if I saw her in public. But something about her is just so cute.No titleSometimes when I'm walking around women will smile at me then just keep walking. Why do they do this? Am I supposed to flash my teeth as well? I just look at them and do nothing. Is this some tribal ape behavior I'm not aware of?No titleI had sex with a man last night. Not even a trap, just a regular guy with facial hair and everything. I'm so fucking desperate and lonely. I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do for a moment of intimacy at this point. I fucking hate women for doing this to me. I wish I were dead.No titleWould you rather be a 10/10 woman that is actually a man with a Huge monstercock 10x8 but everything else is female Or A 10/10 man with a below average dick like 4.5x4Erectile DysfunctionI cannot get hard and I'm not sure if it's due to all the depraved porn that I've watched or if I damaged my dick by masturbating too much and I caused myself a venous leak
I quit porn and I'm doing Nofap. Also I am doing kegels too. But I won't lie anons I'm a bit scared. I've never been able to have proper sex because I couldn't get hard. I went soft in secondsNo titleWhat is your favorite thing you own?No title>woman talking about how they're lonely >ctrl+f "my boyfriend" >1/17No titleAny occultcels on here?No titlehow do i gamble without becoming an addict?holy FUCK my head is numbholy FUCK my head is thumping. i feel like someone fucking TREPANNED through my skull and left a big sphincter-shaped hole where brain matter would be. i feel like a drooling MORON chewing on his tongue. WHAT THE FUCK? BRAIN FOG IS RETARDED.No titleMy parents think I'm a shut in because i got bullied but in reality I just developed social anxiety out of nowhere as a teenager.No titleThis board strikes me as more economically liberal and socially conservative than it dows economically conservatice and socially liberal.People who watch NTRWhen you watch Cheating/cuck Hentai/porn, are you self inserting as the cuck? Or are you self inserting as the cucker?Females should stop using birth controlAnd should go on dates with incels and should let incels eat them out on their periods
Its stupid that females would rather experience all the unpleasant side affects of birth control than have sex that inherently cannot result in birth (and do it with men they consider repulsive)Anyone else know this feel>Decide to come back to 4chan after a hiatus >One thing leads to another >I end up getting into a disagreement with someone >They passionately sperg out about something they have interest in, usually politics >I once again remember that the conversation never would have existed if I didn't make the conscious decision to come back >This happens over and over againNo titlefemboy here and every time ive gotten in a relationship ive been the third wheel in some way, cucked, ghosted, or even in relationships where we were supposedly the only ones, i still got cast aside for someone else, why is this? this has been happening to me my whole life not just with relationships but my whole social life when i was younger and tried getting into friend groups, i was often times the one who would be disregarded the most how do i become one of the main friend group members or someone who would have a boyfriend? i just want at least one healthy social relationshipNo titleDo you have long legs?No titleDo you talk to people outside of the context of work or family? It's been 4 years for me.No titlewhen you join a new community when do you know how long you'll be staying for?No titleIs Bernie Sanders the last good politician left in the United States of America?No titleYou aren't a true robot unless you watch cartoons for little girlsNo titleFemanons, what would you do if you suddenly woke up in the body of Chris Evans?No titleWhy does the government refuse to give us incels our sex bots?No titleHow you guys doing? I haven't so much as checked 4chan since 2018. Is this still the incel board? It seems to be. Coincidentally I'm turning 30 soon and still a virgin. I don't mind, I'm more worried about making my way through life. I've been doing some neurological exams to figure out what's wrong with my brain. The doctor lady that applies them is really cute.
Wanna shoot the shit? Here's a picture from my old 4chan days. Unrelated, of course.No titlemask worn on the back of their heads
just something visually odd for the villains to wearNo titleI'm graduating university next month a virgin it's so fucking overNo titleI know there is a lot of negativity here anons so id like to ask what do u do to help others? Do u partake in charities, volunteer, work at a church , organize community eventsNo titleHow can a semi hood white boy get a gf like her?No titleI'm turning 25 soon and have accomplished nothing but getting a middle class STEM career. I've still got time to become a friend and sex-haver, right?No title>Friend converted to Catholicism for trad pussy >Isn't getting any trad pussy and just wastes all his time on twitter raging over online religion warsfemdom threadwithout cucking/letter/difficult conversations editionNo titleI typed this with 2 coins. di i am TEK
-tekNo titleDo you meet the criteria, or do you give her the ick?No titleits that carefree, sad-nostalgic feeling kind of day again i think i'll buy a motorcycle one of these days so i can enjoy riding out during the nightNo titleher rebound is an asian dudeNo titlei want to obtain an r9k gf but the universe doesn't provideDoes pussy smell?I hope it does because otherwise what's the point?
