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>Imagine being a successful normie
don't have to.
>you're attractive
meh. well yes.
>you got your dream gf
nah, just the shit you'd settle down for.
>she loves you
doubtful
>you have awesome sex daily
nobody has awesome sex daily. bitch, when you're in a normie relationship you're lucky to have sex once per week. on the weekend. on average.
>you got a decent job
boring.
>you got good friends
they're retarded normies though
>you travel around the world together
ah, yes. I love wasting my money on pointless movement around the rock. Also, who doesn't love getting up early and being very tired and annoyed every single evening? That's the best way you can ever spend your time off! Sleeping in? Forget that bullshit, just wake up early and go get robbed among other clueless tourist fats in some city center.
>people respect you
doesn't matter
>you buy a house
nobody buys a house in this economy, unless you have a billion money. you're going into the debt in hopes of owning a house in the 40 to 50 years like a slave cuck you are.
>you have a bright future
nu-uh. This is actually THE future. This is the adult life and it will be pretty much the same forever (but factually worse over time, because you know health issues when you're an oldfuck, etc.). There is nothing bright or interesting about it. It is boring, pointless existence, pointless consumption. And a hamster wheel till you retire or die like a peasant you are.

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