Welcome to /biz/ - Business & FinanceThis board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.
Discussions of government policy must be strictly limited to economic policies (fiscal and monetary). Discussions of a political nature should be posted on >>>/pol/. Global Rule 3 is also obviously in effect.
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Previously on /smg/ : >>60111924No titlethe market dumped today because I touched myselfMY GOD, THIS IS UNREALNo titlewe are unironically decoupling from stocks this yearNo titleHey bros, I fear the end is near for me. I've reached the edge mentally. For the last 8 years I've fought and fought to alleviate the way I feel but I just can't beat it. Every self improvement meme you can think of, I've tried it. There comes a point in your life where your soul leaves your body after being in a cold and loveless place for so long. I think I've reached that point. I wanted to drop one last message here since you guys have been my closest social group. I hope we all find peace someday here or where we go. Catch you guys later./pmg/ - Precious Metals GeneralRMs in the OP, again? Edition.
Previous Thread: >>60097657No titleIt might be over for white collar workers.EUROPE IS SWITCHING TEAMSTHEY CAN'T DO THATNo titleWhere are we?No titleHow will the interview process at FAGMAN companies change now that the leetcode frat hazing has been broken by AI cheat tools?No titleBut I said sorry.Tariffs aren't up for negotiationsThis is very bearish, the only reason the market isn't dumping more is because its pricing in the expectation that countries will cave and de-escalate and remove their tariffs.
These tariffs are just permanent and not up for discussion.BLACKPILLBitcoin could be at $250k right now while Altseason was pushing Solana to $1k if you simply had voted for the only pro Crypto candidate in USA.11% of young Americans are NEETsMillions of college educated young men not doing shit or underemployed working in the service industry. Imagine if salaries besides software didn't stagnate for the last 20 years due to outsourcing and globalization. Now a bunch of dudes got specialized education in software and finance related fields but can't find a job. This same thing happened to myself and others who studied Engineering only to graduate and realize they already offshored most of the real engineering jobs. Recruiters will judge you if you work at starbucks after college so you just stay unemployed waiting for a real job and eventually just ended up in an email job. Maybe increased domestic manufacturing demand could provide an opportunity for a middle ground if the right conditions are met and provide an avenue for the aging boomer demographic to transfer skills to the next generationNo titleI just returned to society after living in a cave in the desert for the last 50 years. Explain to me why people are spending $80,000 for this.No titleLinkbros... how can we every compete with these chadsNo titleEveryday is worse than the last. The days that aren't are brief reprieves to give you hope only for said hope to get crushed as the next leg down resumes. This pattern will continue for a long time. The great depression lasted 10 years, you know.No title>This is a controversial opinion in America in 2025Tariffs are goodStop complaining you broke libshits. If you don't like them buy a Tesla.No titleDoes he even know what's going on outside the White House? The markets are shitting themselves, EU is making moves to ditch the US and get in with China, and it's already been exposed that the tariffs he's complaining about were literally made up by him through a formula possibly made by chatGPT.No title/pmg/ - Precious Metals General
Previous Thread: >>60093292No titleIt's time to invest in the Canadian Millennium anons.
Are you feeling the Carmentum?No title>I WANNA GLIIIIDE DOWN, OVER MULHOLLAND >I WANNA WRIIIITE HER, NAME IN THE SKYNo titleMy stance with the tariffs is basically
Everyone I know who's been wrong about literally everything for the last 10 years is SUPER pissed about them
So the 'inverse retard' indicator says it's probably goodNo title>a White, fertile, happy, blue-collar single income American household
Trump is literally making this possible again and you there worrying about stocks and bitcoinNo titleOh, I get it now It's called "Liberation Day" because we got liberated from our moneyNo titleNiggers should have sold when he launched a Solana shitcoin and rugged it.
He could've let it pump massively even more than he did -- if you control 90% of the supply of a shitcoin like he did you know ir's laughably easy to pump it to infinity.
The fact that he didn't do that shows he couldn't be trusted with $500 of solana degen gambling money, let alone the world's biggest economy.No titleThis time will be differentNo titleWhy do people hold when it's dropping instead of selling and buying back when it's lower? I understand if it's an unexpected event, but Trump telegraphed this months ago, and it was obvious that tariffs would crash the market. Anyone here still holding? If so, why?What's happening?I just saw 20 homes get listed today for sale, I live in a small town with a population less than 15k, I browse zillow a lot, usually I see one or two listings per week, I've never seen this many in one day. Is this the beginning of the new housing crash, will I finally become a homoner? Fingers crossed for a 50% crash if true.Are tariffs a bluff to shake out people from the market?Liquidity is still going up. What if countries lower their tariffs so the Usa does the same before April 9th? The market bounce would be glorious.I'm so thankful to be a poor NEETUnlike you, I live a minimalist lifestyle and don't worship money or the fake ass jewish economy, so the fact everything is crashing and burning doesn't affect me whatsoever. >Stock market? Literally don't care >401k? Never had one >Bitcoin and other crypto? An obvious ponzi scheme for low IQ suckers >Gold and silver? lol Rich fags and wagies alike are absolutely REELING right now because they've been tricked by jews to make wealth their #1 priority, even though they will NEVER have enough (human nature). So, while the numbers go down and everything turns red, I'm sitting here super comfy just watching the show. Anyways, I'll see you guys in the bread lines soon if you don't jump off a high rise because of "muh losses" hahahahaha!No titleI just slurped up 7 Chainlink cheapies!No titleUnder 50k is programmed. A whole lot of piss needs to be slurped at this level
Also anybody have access to a chart that is more zoomed out? I want to see all the pissNo titleWhat should PINGU do now? Trump put a MASSIVE tariff on Penguin Island. He's gonna lose his job at the tuxedo factory. LOOK at him, carrying his bindle on a stick. This is a travesty. He needs investment advice NOW.No titleI've inherited $100,000. Is this a good time to put it in the market when everything is so low?No titleWhen does the golden bullrun start?No titlebizbros I don't know much about this stock and economy stuff but I heard you guys are very sad at the moment and I feel bad. *hugs all of you* everything will be all right :)/GME/ - Air Ride Edition>Basic Information https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later >reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain >Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
As always: >sneed hedgiesNo titleAs someone who has only been investing in index funds Is there anything else to really look towards buying while the price is lower if / when the markets go to shit? Just a really reliable singular stock since I’m already doing an index fund or should I just buy a couple extra shares of VOO than usual over the next weeks / months
Just wanna be ahead of the curve but also not doing anything rashDay 80 Of Mumu Rekt In Anus Posting Until BTC is at ZERONo titleEvery investor I've seen lately has completely fucked this up. Staying long unhedged at the top. Buying the dips repeatedly only to watch it go lower ("this is an amazing opportunity!"). Everyone is expecting le V-shaped recovery. The only smart investors are mostly in t-bills/cash and gold right now (and some bitcoin, hedged). Really not that complicated, don't be retarded./XMR/ Monero GeneralWelcome to the /XMR/ Monero General, dedicated to the discussion of the world's most widely adopted privacy coin.
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>Mobile IOS: Cakewallet Android: MonerujoNo titleOh hey, looks like we're finally going to keep some of our capital and repatriate a bunch from a fair trade deal... >retard retard retard retard >YOUZ INNA CULT BRUH >you got told tariffs are good you migger >I can't believe orange man is so bad at this Alright, can anyone explain how they're bad, specifically? Seems like there sure are a lot of tariffs pointed at the u.... >FUCK YOU UNEDUCATED RETARD >retard retard retard retard >guh, if wez gots ta esplain it, ya won get it >they literally used a MATH FORMULA to calculate reciprocal tariffs. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE >fucking miggers need to DIE OK, got it. Time to buy I guess/smg/ - Stock Market GeneralOnly American Patriots are allowed to post here edition
Previously on /smg/ : >>60109604No title/biz/ tourist here I don't know anything about investing but I saw the market is in a dip, so what should I buy?No titleMy portfolio is in the green todayNo titleDon't believe your lying eyes, every single economic expert is wrong. One more tariff should do the trick.No titleApologize to BidenLooks like my kid isn't going to college anymorefuck this orange clown and everyone who voted for him
what the fuck is he doingNo titleQuestion: Why are yields on both short and long end (im looking at US02 and US10%) crashing if the market is supposedly predicting higher inflation due tariffs? Shouldn't the market be expecting less rate cuts (or even rate hikes) and then the yields should be going higher since there would be less demand for existing yields on existing bonds??No title>Steal all your GME money. >4 years later, sell you gold, they bought from ripping you off.
>What wallet do I use? Hot storage - Xaman, Gem Wallet, Crossmark or Bifrost Cold storage - Paper/Metal or Ledger/D’CENT Paper Wallet - https://pastebin.com/zFL8nJXdNo titleOMG do you guys think eth is actually going to keep declining? Nope. (rhetorical question btw!) Alt season is right around the corner, why? I feel like we're on the verge of a massive bullrun, but maybe I'm re****d ... >;,3 Just seems like shitcoins / crypto will fucking pump most when we're at all time lows of fear (thanks orange man <3!) I'm also positive the tariffs are good for the USA, cbf explaining because 2 lazy but trust me on this. They'll be great long term. Way more pros than cons, r3dd1t is just a echo chamber of "WE'RE DOOMED!" bald middle aged men So post your alts you think will fly RULES - HAS to be erc-20 HAS to be above a 200K marketcap >LINU >APU >SKI >AI COINS??????No titleYou didn't miss the most obvious black swan in history right?How to profit from protectionism?I was expecting markets to slide closer to 7% circuit-breaker territory but I think markets are pricing in that Trump will backtrack on the tariffs. I think this is wrong.
Trump is a tariff man. He is fundamentally skeptical of global trade. He thinks a trade deficit means you're being ripped off. This is something he has been saying since the 1980s. It's probably his most consistent policy belief, maybe the only one. So I don't see any indication they will seriously roll this back.
Given this environment, what are some companies that could benefit from protectionism in the long-term? Let's do our DD together.No titlei miss this senile nigga like you wouldn't believeNo title$500 to invest, what stocks should I put it on?No titleBABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNo titleMY BANK JUST TOLD ME I CAN'T WITHDRAW ANY MONEY OUT OF MY ACCOUNT AS THEY DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY TO GIVE ME IT'S FUCKING OVER WE LIVED TO SEE THE SECOND GREAT DEPRESSIONNo titleYou will own nothing and you will be happy.No titleNobody expects gold and silver to keep going higher from here so they will.No titleBulls have 4 more years of getting fucked in the ass.Chainlinkhttps://blog.whiterock.fi/article/whiterock-nasdaq-chainlink-integration
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>When institutions can trust that tokenized assets accurately reflect their underlying securities in a manner that's both authoritative and decentralized, we remove another major barrier to adoption.shart of the deal baby>muh bobo BTFO how will you spend great depression 2 electric boogaloo magatards?We are in a dogmarketThat's it, i'm selling all my assets.Not FairIt’s not fair I work at a crap warehouse job 10 hours every day while this internet whore makes 500k a years just for showing off some skin. WTF am I working for? So I can maybe get an apartment with a land whale and her four child? I can’t even move out of my parents house and have no hope of ever leaving yet I still have to work. Why? I feel like I’m on the Truman show and everyone is laughing at me.AAAA FUCK YOU /biz/I bought some fucking solana shitcoin 3 days ago. You niggers said it was a rug it shot up to nearly 900k Its probably going to 10 milly FUCK YOU NIGGERS FOR LYING TO MENo titleDay 113 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10kNo titleHow does he do it? He can't stop stacking vvsNo title>Buyed el dippechinoNo titleWe warned you that a recession was coming the moment those big beautiful yield curves inverted. Did you prepare? No, you didn't. And now you come to me, on the day of liberation and ask me to stop the tariffs? I don't think so.LOLNo title>gorilla noisesNo titleIsn't it funny how Europoors mock us and yet at the same time they expect the greatest country in the world to cut rates and print trillions so their europoor investments pump a bit?No titleETH is at bear market prices and BTC is at $81k. Something about this makes me bullishWhen did /Biz/ become /Pol/?Ban every trump thread.No titleAre they like this?Day 199 Of Bobo Rekt in Anus Posting Until BTC is at 180KIS HE FUCKING SERIOUSWhere are /biz/ expats going to hide out during the recession?Last cycle, a lot of anons bailed for southeast asia. If anons can't get a job before the sewing shops open up in Iowa, where will you be hiding out with your bull run gains?
We had a thread yesterday about a game dev looking into bangkok in the modern day. I'm posting from a cafe in vietnam right now. I still have a $250k/yr remote job (used to be $300k before stock drop). If I get laid off-or even if I don't-I'm considering doing a masters degree in taiwan at their top university. I didn't fall for the trades meme and attended university of chicago, but only got a 3.0 GPA lol
net worth down from $1.5M peak to $1.15M...
Should I buy a <=350k condo in SEA to hedge into real estate or a house back in Ohio where my family lives. I left Ohio at age 18
Lastly, any truth to this?
""" You're better off in your own country, no matter how poor or rich you are. It goes beyond money, housing or sex. Humans are rooted to their motherlands. It's ingrained in humans, just like how salmon remembers the rivers they hatched in. Unless migration is done naturally, or you have a very strong reason beyond money, you will not be happy in foreign lands. Make it work in your homeland. Only migrate if your life is threatened at gunpoint. """POLL: Most pathetic LINK TWITTER shillMy nomination goes to Fishy. Daily mental breakdowns. XRP on his mind 24/7. Perfect example of a Dunning-Kruger subject. All around pathetic guy in all aspects of life. Kid probably was mercilessly bullied growing upNo title>board is full of fuck trump posts bring back the pink fields
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNo titleaaand voila! just like that, btc will never be below 82k againWhy aren't you faggots buying?Did you learn nothing from the .com bust, the Great Recession, and Covid? The air is rife with fear. This is when fortunes are made.
Do you have the balls to buy while facing the abyss? If not the gains were never yours to keep.
Journey Together latest set is out, do you think its investible?No titlePROPHECY FULFILLEDNo title>6 trillion tax on middle class >6 trillion tax cut for his rich billionaire friends FUCK THIS COUNTRY.SEND EVERYTHING TO ZEROAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHcjEVzgXr8No titleTrump's already cucking on it.No titleI would sell my bitcoin for ethereum if I could. I really mean this. ETH's bear is over. XRP is most likely dead. Good luck getting through $3.3. Again, if it manages to, enjoy that $20 mark or whatever I said, I don't remember quite well because it truly is a ridiculuous target that imo is not gonna happen. What I said for LINK and DOGE is still valid. Trust in your coins.No titleI warned you. You laughed but I warned you.Just bought a bag of TSDD (2x Short Tesler ETF)What am I in for senpai? Tesla has earnings later this month - no fucking way they are going anywhere but down. Their deliveries are down, governments are taking away their subsidies, their dealerships are literally on fire. And yet - Their valuation is still nearly a trillion dollars…. Based on bullshit and vague techno magic./smg/ - Stock Market GeneralOld Man Depression, you done us wrong.
Previously on /smg/ : >>60109604No titleI voted for Trump. How do I atone and avoid complete financial disaster?No titleAnybody else happy everybody is losing their shit?No titleWe are in good handsNo titleHe bought?No titleNVDA $99 waiting room.No titleFirst time I'm in the red in 5 fucking years. IMPEACH THIS CLOWNNo titlewe are in a RECESSION that will last YEARS we are RECEDING and this will cause DEPRESSION prepare for years and years of DEPRESSING RECEDINGNo title>Trump has no idea what he’s doing, he’s using tariffs all wrong!No titleThis could get INCREDIBLY worse French president asks for a stop in European investments in the USA
Time for Americans to realize they are not the center of the world perhapsNo title>hated by bitcointards (it is centralized, so no wild speculation on it) >hated by monerotards (it is constantly audited, so no tainted coins) >hated by eurotards (prohibited in the entirey of the ESSR) >hated by bobotards (when it is printed makes numbergoup)
Is there a crypto more based than Tether?No title>MIGAtards explaining why 4x(1/4) = 1 is advanced math and that crashing the market is a good thing >faggot Redditors who wanted to "bring down capitalism" suddenly pretend to care about free market neoliberal trade >pencilneck CEO homos seething and malding on Bloomberg about muh Chinese manufacturing and "line not going up" >Europoors and Canadians pretending their protest is relevant and anyone cares. Welcome to the dumbest show on Earth.No titleI guess the Fed's balance sheet is about to sky rocket...No titleQuickest and easiest way to turn $500-$1,000 into $10,000+No titleTAKE ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK RIGHT NOW
THEY'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF MONEYNo titleI've wasted so much fucking money on this scam bullshit that it's not even funny anymore...... This shit will NEVER be valuable and it will do NOTHING besides go down in value. LMFAO HEDGE AGAINST INFLATION MY ASS!!!!! At this point I just want my fucking money back..... Im going to cry myself to sleep tonight now, thank you for reading by blog post I guess.you can't wintrump wins -> implements retarded tariffs -> global economic collapse kamala wins -> immigrants overwhelm america, russia takes over all of ukraine and full scale war in middle east -> global economic collapseNo title>ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH MENo titlewe survived. everyone else capitulated and will never see their money again. But the last of us are going to be rewarded handsomelyWhat are we slurping today?No titleIt must be your skin, I'm sinking in It must be for real, 'cause now I can feel And I didn't mind, It's not my kind It's not my time to wonder whyNo title>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING >THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING >THE RATES ARE CUTTING >THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING >THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING >THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING >THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING >THE FAMINES ARE COMING >THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING >THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING >THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING >THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP >THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING >THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING >THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING >THE WEST HAS FALLEN It's over but I still have to go to work tomorrow morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?No titleHow long before the suicide hotline phone numbers are pinned on /biz/?No title*SHWISH* *SLURP* *WISHSIHWSIHD*ITT: Post your face when you open up the chartsNo title>a promise made is a promise kept >BASED AFNo titlekek yuropoors are malding. Free ride's over!No titleAs a young man (only 38 years old), I am still optimistic that the economy will improve and I will get to enjoy the fruits of my labor. So what should I be investing in right now to take advantage of the current chaos so I can retire in the next 10-15 years?The United States imposed 10% tariffs on a country with 0 peopleWhat the fuck is this shitNo title>drumpf doesn't know what he's doingNo titleDay 8 of forklift posting until Ft. Knox gets a proper auditNo title>tfw bought the dipNo titleI don't give a FUCK about your stupid portfolio. We did it, we owned the libs and they are SEETHINGNo titleYou’re retarded if you don’t realize stocks going down is good if you’re not either retired or a gambling addict.No title>muh world ending tarrifs implemented >market dumps 3% And that's it?No titleGonna be honest, seeing the collective west fighting each other is glorious. Now trade wars, later who knows, Iceland invasion? Keep going westoidsNo titleI am financially ruined.No titleHERE'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T SAY "THANK YOU" ONCE! DID YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON?No title*slurps your cheapies"Don't look the at the chart boboNo titleYou thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?No titleAm I thinking what you are thinking?No titleMy firm predicts a market drawdown of 80+%.No title>I didnt buy clothing putsCRAMER OF CRYPTO HAS TALKEDNo titleIf this is true, then why is bitcoin getting absolutely savaged?No titleWTFFTWNo titleWho will be the fall guy after bitcoin loses another 50%?No title>bitcoin is digital money! >cant handle any serious usage without becoming slow and expensive >bitcoin is an inflation hedge! >dumps when inflation goes up >bitcoin is digital gold! >follows the stock market and dumps while gold makes a new ath
so when do we admit that the whole bitcoin thing didn't work out?No titleAlephiumsisters it's not a regular weekday but why did we drop so much more than anyone else!?No titleBUY SILVER IMMEDIATELY!!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILLL!!!
FREE MONEY GLITCH!!!!kekbaggiesNo titleHe literally bought the pico top on Chainlink. How are we not living in a simulation?No titleIndex funds are dropping like a shitcoinSell you fools/vp/ hereAm I going to have to pay more for Pokemon merchandise?No titleTwo months in and there's a bank run. The banks are out of money.No titleliterally NONE of Trump's policies and tariffs are priced in yet, Mumu...No titleWow things are going really badly huhNo title>Gold is heavyCongratulations on thisSeriouslyNo titleThe New York Times calls the tariffs "childish", but what if they're just knowing malfeasance.
Is there anything you could do about it?No title>I'll cripple ya!!!No titleCapo warned you, but you didn't listenTARIFF sisters, i don't feel so good>S&P 500 heads for worst drop in 2 years after Trump’s tariff rollout
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/04/02/stock-market-today-live-updates-trump-tariffs.htmlWhy was none of this priced in?The market had months to price it in.FUCK.>EOY 2024: 610k€ networth >Now, 4 months later: 240k€ newtorth >Holiday trip next week that I have been looking forward to for a year >mood in the fucking gutter, future that was full of hope and dreams now bleak and cold >feels like the crash barely started How the fuck do I cope and how the fuck are you guys holding up? Seriously. I was planning on reaching 800k and starting life 2.0, guess I fucking won't.No titlenothing happenedI HAVE BURNING HEADACHEI AM SO SICK OF WINNING I WANT TO BUY A ROPE AND READ SCHNOPES FOR COPES AND DO DOPES. I cant live this lakaif in abject poverty i don't want to become a curryshitting jeet sniffing cow dung. AMERICA PLEASE MISTAR TRUMP HALP MEEEEENo titleWHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
Preferably in haiku format.NUCLEAR FUCKING HAPPENINGTRADERS NOW EXPECT RATE CUTS AS SOON AS 7TH OF MAYNo titleThe world's smartest economists worked on this, who the fuck are you?$8.99>Tarrifs, a most beautiful word, tarrifsNo title>suddenly every dumpf supporter is a multi-zillionaire that doesn't need an economyNo title-4%, that's it? i thought a recession would be more brutal
in what universe is this not extremely bullish?No titleApologize to Kamala Harris right nowNo titlejapanese girls will love the f150 raptor RNo titleI am European and I support tariffs, free trade destroys the European economy, and I'm unemployed because of that among other things
