Board: /biz/
"/biz/ - Business & Finance" is 4chan's imageboard for the discussion of business and finance, and cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Dogecoin.
This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.
Discussions of government policy must be strictly limited to economic policies (fiscal and monetary). Discussions of a political nature should be posted on >>>/pol/. Global Rule 3 is also obviously in effect.
Note: /biz/ is NOT a place for ADVERTISING or SOLICITING. Do NOT use it to promote your business, ventures, or anything you may have an interest in. Anything that looks remotely like advertising or soliciting will be removed. Begging/asking (including tipping) for cryptocurrencies or asking for money/capital is also strictly forbidden. 
You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).
In an effort to address the spam, we're trialing a new system: email verification. To post on /biz/ you will need to verify your email address using this link: https://sys.4chan.org/signin
When you submit your email address, you will receive an automated email containing a verification link.
After this email has been sent, your email address will be purged from our servers. We will not retain long-term records of your email address.
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The goal of this new system isn't to eliminate spam and shilling entirely; no system is perfect and perfect is the enemy of good. The goal of this system is to reduce the ease with which bad actors can spam the board, such that the mods and janitors can deal with the remaining spam more effectively.
While this new system is not yet in effect, the email verification page is available now, and verification will be required within the next few days. Please bear with us as with any new system there will likely be bugs and other unanticipated problems. We'll try to solve any such problems as quickly as possible. Bitcoin will be halving in a few hours, but it isn't this a problem? Fees will become higher, miners will get less returns and it'll become more expensive to move. Doesn't this create a liquidity issue? Why isn't anyone else seeing this? How many ounces of gold should one have? 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>58407725
As always:
>sneed hedgies Day 1002 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k 
>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy
https://www.bbbwhy.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl
>ex-board member Holly Etlin makes claim that what happened to Bed Bath & Beyond has not happened except in cases of fraud
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1945r00/holly_etlins_statement_regarding_bbby_potentially/
>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html
>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/
>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/
>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/
>>58362433 best low stress jobs, waging isn't that bad edition
I just got my cdl to be a school bus driver, I've been driving kids around in company cars and it is quite chill and easy
literally just driving around and dropping people off or picking them up
https://youtu.be/U-N8gJ4HdYc >less than 48 hours until the single biggest red candle in all of crypto history
Are you ready to short, /biz/? Betting on transgender athletes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rHBB1Y3jw How can I financially recover from this? Name a single bullish narrative on the horizon. You literally cant Crypto bro's how do you make it on pump.fun? what's the secret. i know someone's got a good strategy or knows a good caller. put me on bros i want be successful. It's amazing you can say good things about Chainlink here again without getting bombarded by retard fuddies.
What's really cute is now you have a small handful of "fuddies" who got lemming'd by a 3rd world bot army and think it's still the thing to do.
Anyway, I think Chainlink is a pretty cool token. >6 reply threads are staying up for an entire week
how do we restore /biz/ to its former glory? ARE YOU READY FOR THE HALVING? Pirate all your self-help and get rich quick books to save money I'm converting all of my other assets into BTC and I'm going to DCA into BTC every time I get paid If bitcoin is on its own chain with no connection to the rest of crypto, why do my shitcoins dump when it does? Why don't you move to San Francisco?
It's like a cheat code to becoming a top 1% earner in the USA
>b-but the cost of living!!
Who gives a fuck when you are making $150,000? Please guys. It's just money! Don't do it. uhhh soooo when’s the halving gonna happen? I’m kinda depending on this event to afford rent this month 
>Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/4cn_woPvjQI?feature=shared
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>Links for /bant/ Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml
>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God, I know I'm one Bitcoin price on the first halving: $12
Bitcoin price on the 2nd halving: $650
Bitcoin price on the 3rd halving: $8800
Bitcoin price now hours away from the 4th halving: $64000
What will the Bitcoin price be on its 5th halving in 2028? How do I turn this into 10 million? What's the happiest profession to switch once making it in shitcoins?
Massage therapist??? 
Is it setup in a way to make it give the illusion that it pumps hard because of how the uniswap liquidity pool is setup?
It pumps like crazy with just a few buys, but it also dumps like crazy with just a few sells...
I have other memecoins which have a much smaller market cap than Apu does, but ive noticed one thing, a similar amount of ETH swapped for APU pumps it like 10%, an amount that would only pump my other MUCH SMALLER market cap memecoin like 2%...... that doesn't make any sense, unless Apus liquidity pool is setup in a way to make it so a few buys pumps like price like crazy
Obviously this goes both ways in that it doesn't take much sells to make it dump like crazy.
But to me this seems like its setup in a way to hope that BUYS will cascade and cause a massive never ending pump, so they cant get listed on Binance or something, so then they can exit on Binance.
Of course like I said this isn't "perfect" in that, unless everyone in Apu agrees to just hold and don't sell on uniswap, it could just keep having large dumps on a few sells and never get anywhere due to low liquidity
That said, this "method" could pay off for APU, the question is, will it? Where are you sniping your gems anons?
>Dexview
>Dextools
>Binance
>Coinmarketcap OnlyFans is pivoting to boot polishing. Is this a good move? I’m going to start a DoorDash competitor that only delivers food you can’t get from the current apps.
So mostly hot dogs, pizza from Costco and Sam’s Club plus In-N-Out burgers and taco trucks
I’m thinking markup should be high since there’s no competition for these markets yet so. bitcoin is. currently undergoing. extremely demand crunch. because of etfs. and youre not buying. every single dip. for the next 5 years. why. JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST FUCKING SELL IT ALL I TOLD YOU THOSE FUCKERS WOULD SCALATE THEY ARE FORCED TO GO HARDER ON EACH ATTACK OR THEY WILL LOOK LIKE KEKS ITS FUCKING OVER RUN FOR THE BUNKER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK hey bitshits are you ready for the block reward decrease to fuck up your whole shit, hahahahahahah
doomed shit
full retard shit If you had a million dollars would you buy a house or keep it invested in the S&P500 or something and just rent? Financially speaking, I’m trying to formulate a business-related club in the United States. But I realized how many people won’t qualify based on the simple requirements I have to become a member.
First off, I don’t allow women to join because they cause the most drama imaginable and destroy every great company from the inside out with false accusations.
>Already, 50% of Americans don’t qualify.
Secondly, no drug addicts of any kind are allowed to join because they would try to convince other club members into their bad behaviors with the addict.
Thirdly, they must have at least a driver’s license and a vehicle to demonstrate they can handle at least owning a vehicle and make proper payments for insurance, maintenance, etc.
>You’d be surprised at how many people don’t even have a basic driver’s license.
Fourthly, members must be from the United States because of the location where the meetings will be held.
>Is it too much to ask for? Are we really in a bullrun?
I don't see altcoins/shitcoins doing x1000 Anyone here who works or worked a crypto job?
Kraken, Binance, Certik etc have some jobs that look pretty easy and will pay you a 80-120k salary working from home.
Is it comfy? Any interesting stories? uhh linksisters? you said ICP was a VC scam.. post yfw bobos are literally self-immolating in the streets because you're making too much money 
$2.5 Waiting Room Edition
>Why Gold?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Other rare metals)
more at: https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/
>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database
Previous Thread: >>58399609 Its projected in 1 day and 1 hour and in German time its already 19th now so we will have the double event.
Im thinking massive drop into moon do you think we survived the final bottom yesterday with the comfy crash + pre halving ww3 dump?
if the real bull market starts now how many banans should one have to be able to stop wageslaving for the rest of their life in max 6 months?
i want to make sure my bags are packed with a proper make it stack.
also making threads is cancer now holy shit they really are trying to kill biz, this is ridiculous. where am i supposed to go now? fucking crypto twatter with the scammer influencers? >my brother, who only started investing in crypto 3 years ago, had to tell me that RAIL--a token that was shilled on /biz/ a while ago--is endorsed by Vitalik
>0 threads about it
>not even in the archives
>missed out on 3x because of this
/biz/ deceased status: confirmed when will the bullrun begin? How do you invest in fruit? Do you give 30k in capital to farms and factories or do you buy stocks in fruit companies. Do you need to own a store or can you re-sell them somewhere else like some transportation company? The only way I could make a profit selling fruit is by selling flytape with pictures of tomatoes on them since bugs love pictures of fruit. Now that the spammers and shills are gone, how does /biz/ feel about Chainlinks prospects really? "Crypto ETFs other than Bitcoin and Ethereum funds will '100%' be approved"
-Grayscale
We all know what Grayscale's largest crypto trust besides it's Bitcoin and Eth trusts are right? What are the most nails-on-chalkboard, cringe inducing, crypto memes out there? Bitcoin laser eyes, hodl WSB guy, diamond hand wojaks, what out there is the absolute worst? HOLD. THE. LINE. KEEP. DCA'ING Time traveller here. This is how it wil play out. 
Chainlink Hackathon Idea Cultivation v1:
ITT anons will help me come up with a hackathon idea for Chainlink's upcoming hackathon.
The hackathon is on April 29th to 2nd of May.
It has an occult theme this time and the hackathon is called 'BLOCK MAGIC': chain.link/hackathon
Now we all know about Chainlink's occult background. Because of this I believe this hackathon will spark some true success stories from it. As a result I need some ideas. Almost everything has been done before.
I am a pro at frontend design/development. Fullstack really but my specialty making cool animations and designs for modern responsive web apps (dApps). All this to say that no outlandish idea is off the table.
RULES:
- Brainstorm ideas
- Ideas have to incorporate Chainlink's services:
- Functions (call any api offchain)
- Price feeds
- Automation (automate smart contracts onchain)
- VRF (random onchain number for gaming/gambling)
- leave some contact info if you want to attach an idea to yourself
When I choose an idea the person who first left the idea will join the team as a consultant and get shares of tokens when we launch-get funding/prize money if we win.
Nothing to lose for you idea guys, but everything to gain if your idea is liked by me and the team executes it successfully.
Let's make /Biz great again! Leaked~~@ approximately 1:25 am GMT "The Group" and affiliates will start sending all of their bitcoin(approx 831M) to "several different exchanges". Please just be honest with me. Should I kill myself? Really considering it now. Ive been thinking of ending it. Im selling low and buying high so much im just finished. I dont have to worry about bills yet but i really dont want to work for 50 years. Theres no point. I should kill myself. I doubt these shitty bags will help me make it. Once again, Kleros is on the right side of history. What does this mean for base(chan) chain >What caused the massive spike in September 2020 to 60k?
>Why did it halve to 30k
>Why did it go back to 60k
Why were people claiming it would never go below 20k? And claiming it would go to 100k?
Why did it hit 16k?
>What Caused the massive spike in September 2023 to 60k?
How do I believe it will actually hit 100k. And if it does will it drop to 50k or possibly even lower like 30 or 20k
People in the last cycle never though it would go below 50k ever again. But there are greater forces at play.
Does anybody actually know what they're talking about? what do you think of chainlink's new motto Recommend some finance books or documentaries. I'll start:
https://youtu.be/t4RrRjof5Ds?si=4vXOpt9GchXh1QzJ Chairman reporting in. How we feeling gold bros?
Pickaxe salesman - 50 DGB
Janitor - 100 DGB
Bank Teller - 250 DGB
Bank Manager - 500 DGB
Vault Keeper - 1,000 DGB
Fed chairmen - 2,000 DGB
Jerome Powell - 5,000 DGB
President - 10,000 DGB Am I really supposed to believe he held at $1 and is still holding and only sold some of his stack recently? This guy was a Ron Paul autist and loved Silver and only dabbled a little in crypto
The honest truth is he bought some at $1-10 and probably sold most of it at $100-1000.
He and the other grifters wouldn't make videos or make their own crypto currency if they had truly made it. At 4:23 morning I sold my 5.8k Link bag. I'm done. What once was a lover affair is done. Chainlink is dead to me.
https://youtu.be/Mwz6PGf_kYo?si=meFPRDFepnFPYD3o 
Welcome to the Monero General, dedicated to the discussion of the world's leading decentralized P2P privacy cryptocurrency!
Monero is secure, low-fee, and fungible, meaning users can send XMR around the globe despite corrupt governments or broken financial systems. Innovative privacy features such as Ring Signatures, Stealth Addresses, and Ring CT ensure that Monero's blockchain is obfuscated -- In other words, the financial history of all Monero users is encrypted from the prying eyes of adversaries on a public blockchain, with transactions being visible only by a user willingly providing a view key.
Monero has also improved upon the scaling downsides of current popular cryptocurrencies. To avoid high fees, dynamic block size ensures that the size of the blocks will increase as the amount of transactions increases. Further, the mining network algorithm RandomX establishes that anybody with a CPU can participate in mining, preventing the ASIC miner domination that creates a high barrier to entry. Lastly, the mining network will be preserved by Tail Emission -- instead of the block reward falling to zero like with Bitcoin, the block reward gradually approached 0.6 XMR in June 2022, where it will forever stay. This constant linear inflation means the inflation rate will asymptotically go to zero while continuing to provide an incentive to miners to maintain the network.
If you still have questions, feel free to ask and a MoneroChad will be with you shortly.
XMR Redpill: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=wq6w03E2DS4
XMR Stats: moneroj.net
USE Monero: https://cryptwerk.com/pay-with/xmr/
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - getmonero.org
WHERE TO GET MONERO?
>KYC:
Kraken
Bitfinex
>Non KYC:
LocalMonero
Morphtoken
Bisq
Tradeogre
Crypto ATMs
see: kycnot.me
>Mining
archive.is/TWOah
HOW TO STORE MONERO?
>Desktop
Official Gui/Cli
Feather
>Mobile
IOS: Cakewallet
Android: Monerujo It's weird knowing your financial and social future fully depends on what socioeconomic class your parents are at. If you're born into an upper middle class family you'll live in a nice suburbs, go to school with future white collar workers, meet daughters of managers and CEOs, and have higher expectations overall. If you're born in a lower class family, then you're expected to just work blue collar or manual labor or retail, your friends will be of similar jobs, you will only meet women from Walmart or Target or a grocery store, you will think living in a squalor is normal. What purpose does it serve?
>inb4 it would drain the Chainlink treasury too much
The price appreciation of the LINK token as a result of a noncapped pool would more than offset the loss from the treasury.
Unless I'm missing something, it really does seem like sergay is intentionally cucking us. What went wrong?
Time for Marv and Peepo yet? What's next? Where were you when the bull run began? >meme stocks
>NFTs
>crypto crap
I've ditched all the garbage and I'm buying hard assets. Specifically, I bought shares in a race horse.
His name is Visceral, he's 3 years old, and he's preparing to race at Santa Anita this summer.
His dad is Violence and his mom is Blues Corner. Say hi to Visceral, everybody!
Do you have any alternative investments? How do I read contract addresses to verify there are no hidden rug functions? I'm not a computersciencey kind of guy and Solidity all sounds like gibberish to me There will only ever be 21,000,000 BTC. Ever.
An estimated 6,000,000+ BTC are already lost.
That leaves 15,000,000 BTC.
This means only 15 million people can ever own at least 1 BTC.
You do own at least 1 BTC, right? But you'll know about it in 3-6 months when it become a permanent top 2-3 coin. Not a financial advice.
https://twitter.com/_patrickogrady/status/1780974444779098170 Millions of people losing their funds >collecting neetbux
>just got under the table job pays in cash
>making bank
>putting it all into DOGE We pumpin tomorrow or what? Previous years we dump at 4/20, how will this glorious day for doge and the world be different this time? >growing our own produce
>fermenting our own kefir and sauerkraut
>eating mostly cheap protein
>stealing eggs from local farms
How else are anons fighting grocery bill inflation? In a few short hours, you will get to enjoy the post-halvening pump.
... you did survive the pre-halvening, right? Not talking about the money, but the attitude. I know there's luck and inheritance involved, but that can't be the only reason, if it is, a lot of rich nepo kids would be billionaires. Is trading crypto supposed to be fun?
I'm bored with the old memes. I have 2 eth on base, what's the next play? Sub 100k mcap preferred last time we broke the ATH in 2020 of 20k ---- everyone went crazy, there was tons of hype, all the normies poured back into crypto
compare that to this time we broke the ATH of 69k, ..... nobody gave a shit
Why? Wtf? You tell me what the heck is going on Still cant believe that they caught Do Kwon with a trezor with 10000bitcoinon it up his ass. What kind of weird stuff will happen this cycle? What is a realistic price prediction for Kaspa? My Hokkers, hows it going? RED CANDLE + GREEN CANDLE = MOON
Even a normie r*dditor can understand.
With the upcoming halving, you do realise, BTC will eventually go to sleep for a few months and the liquidity starts running to alts?
Are you prepared accordingly? I dont think I have to tell you which alts are the make it coins, right? 
Halving doesn’t come around very often. I think there should be a one-time halving waiting room and general for questions and discussion. I will post some more hopefully helpful answered FAQ to keep it bumped for a bit in subsequent posts. Discuss any facet of interest to do with the halving, such as your expectations or a concerned bobo narrative you may have as a nocoiner.
>Where can I monitor when the halving will occur exactly?
Use mempool.space (which is the website pictured). Click on the halving button highlighted by the red circle. From this thread's creation time it will be around 24 hours from now.
>What is the Bitcoin halving?
Bitcoins or BTC are produced by a competitive process known as mining that requires the expenditure of computational energy. The BTC production schedule is predetermined by its protocol and, by design, approximately every 10 minutes a new block is mined by a miner (a computer participating on the Bitcoin network). Each time a miner successfully mines a block it is awarded a fixed number of bitcoins (not counting the transaction fees they are paid as well), and this is called the block subsidy. The block subsidy is the original source of all BTC produced on the Bitcoin network, and is its means of paying for its security guaranteed by the Proof-Of-Work consensus mechanism.
Approximately every four years or, more precisely, once every 210,000 blocks, the Bitcoin block subsidy is halved in an event simply called the halving (or some people say halvening to be silly). For the first four years of Bitcoin’s existence, each block carried a reward of 50 bitcoins. For the next four years, the block subsidy was 25 bitcoins. These four year periods can be referred to as halving epochs. In the epoch currently about to conclude, each block rewards miners with just 6.25 bitcoins. Sometime in the next 24 hours or so, the reward will be cut in half once again to 3.125 bitcoins. What's the easiest and quickest way to get some ETH into my wallet? I reached my Coinbase transfer limit and need some ETH to get out of a shitcoin. >here since mid 2017
>still need to 5x all I have just to quit the slave market bare minimum
>mfw
how are you guys holdin up tomorrow is going to pump to valhalla >BogOS online
>Scanning blockchains...
>Anonymous transactions isolated
>Running protocol: He_bought?.exe I’m busy getting shitfaced but can an anon check if Sergey was in the token2049 RWA panel because I’m pretty sure he was meant to appear but the photo I saw was that he wasn’t there and had sent some literally who to appear for him Every pullback is an opportunity Jimmy here. Aviators…I warned you, I asked you to listen to me. But no, you didn’t listen and now you pay the repercussions, that .002 entry is looking better than ever. >In 50 blocks my life will change My wfh pointless paper pusher job is so fucking pointless. In theory I should be telling a team what to do but it's made up of various contractors or consultants who don't give a fuck about my opinion.
Even though my manager isn't bad and has given me good performance reviews, I dread my weekly meetings with him because I have to pretend there has been tonnes of work. And there is a lot of pretending my job has techniques / best practice, when it's just a bs job. My job has a lot of corporate bullshit surrounding it and how it should be done.
I think what stops me from fully thinking I'm a fraud is that the huge team I'm in has this really collectively low productivity. The amount of work that has been delivered in a year is shockingly low. It's like my company's philosophy is to spend $12,000 a day to decide how to spend $3,000 a day. Also, I'm much cheaper to the company than the contractors.
At least I have time to go for 1 hour walks at lunchtime. Which base shitcoins are going to pump off the floor during the v shape recovery? new investor here, my friend yesterday told me about bitcoin and the halving and that i should buy bitcoin between 50k and 60k, i thought he was just being a schizo nerd or something but whatever yesterday i felt like gambling and made an account on some trading app and bought some when it was around 59k something, and now its at 64k, why did it go up so much? how did my friend knew it was gonna go up there's no way he can predict the future he's just an virgin incel nerd Any of you working these apps? I started doing Doordash and Uber Eats this month part time for some extra money. My wife has an EV so I've been using that to increase my profit margins and it's not so bad. I'm averaging about $17/hr and I haven't done a dinner shift yet plus I had a lot of dead time in the beginning driving to different areas and taking orders going to the middle of nowhere. If I can consistently average $20/hr - and that seems plausible in my market - then I think I'll stick with it, especially because I don't have to pay for gas. I did register for pretty much every gig driving app in my market, but I'm waitlisted on all of them except DD and UE. Amazon Flex and Walmart Spark interest me the most, but I think they're overrun with illegals. I was looking at Bungii too since I have a truck and I'm swole af, but they're not in my market yet unfortunately. The SEC would be seething You do realize that there are no real Indians here, don't you?
It's just white people rugging other white people. Most of the scamcoin devs were white. I want to start trading crypto and stocks now that I have the money to do so but I have no idea how tax on crypto and stocks works in my country (Ireland).
Do I have to submit a tax return every year or just when I sell and make a profit off my assets?
Should I go see an accountant? 0 ICP threads since the purge HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHHSHSHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHABABAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA im getting so much higher >https://vocaroo.com/12yaA5Ia3mcz
[Intro]
Oooh Linkies!
[Verse 1]
Well he's a big old boy, I tell you right
Sergay eatin' good, Big Macs and Fries
Oh my, Sergay's dumpin' 500K
Dumping every second, every minute, every day
[Chorus]
Oooh Linkies! are you okay?
Sergay's gone and dumped 500K!
Ooooh Linkies! are you alright?
That Sergay betraying all day and all night >sp500 is crashing while BTC is pumping
what the fuck is going on? is this a short lived pump and dump halving thing?
the full Israel-Iran war is not priced in at all and who the fuck knows when these nutjobs can scalate This market calls for real meme tokens with nothing to offer besides a good laugh how real meme tokens were born to be. Doge only has like 25 trades over the past 24 hours on uniswap. Pretty sure its fucking dead. iExec has already been chosen by Vitalik, EEA, NVIDIA, and Intel.
Why are you going all-in on unknown AI projects? The answer has always been right in front of you. Come home, Oiler. Already have bitcoin, jasmy, datamine, neurai. Maybe i should buy some meme coins? Day 1001 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k Has anyone here ever use Fiverr for merch or any products? Is it worth looking into to get some cheap prints? Guys Bitcoin is dumping and alts are bleeding out. Should I just cut my losses and sell for my Dream House? I'm not certain the halving will help and I figure this is still close to ath that it's a good time to buy a nice house that's a good investment too. What do you think? The coins that get giga pumped all have something in common, and thats that they are either funny or interesting to people on their face.
It's all about normie appeal, it's that easy. Forget fundamentals.
Shill your coin and tell me why norms will eat it up, base chain only, no stinky sol >Sergey Nazarov = SN = Satoshi Nakamoto
Buy Link So basically is it possible to find any gems from /biz/ now after the latest email verification shenanigans?
I've found many over the years but often times those threads got deleted fast. Now this board looks like the slowest one out there pic related = current crypto market So um.... THAT just happened! Yikes! >collecting neetbux
>just got under the table job pays in cash
>making bank
>buying ETH with it just sold the bounce sirs. or
$500k in a risk asset that has a high probability of getting less than 5.75% annual growth and more than 3% loss? I want to create something good.
Which chain has the most activity right now? so if some miners are set to sell and get absorbed by etf buys surely it works like any other market where smaller participants that make smaller gains will leave quicker than those with larger size. considering demand right now surely that wouldnt mean that miners with the means to production as well wouldnt be selling their means on the doorstep of larger gains > GRAYSCALE HAS JUST TRANSFERRED 3329 BTC WORTH $207 MILLION TO COINBASE
Is it going to dump for real this time ? >bang random girls without condom
>keep all assets in crypto so nothing can be taken for child support
Would this work? Could I also become a sperm donor and progeny max? and here is my TA for the next 2 years, strap the fuck in guys, you made it. and if you're out of chainlink, i suggest you get a bag, we are about to see the greatest gains ever on $link
cheers guys, you can screencap this for future refs. The smartest man in crypto. $64.5k BRUTALLY ACCEPTED. BULLISH NARRATIVES ON THE HORIZON AND IN PROGRESS. ETFS IN US AND HONG KONG. HALVENING. $100K IMMINENT. I want to get into shit-coin trading so I make fucking bank, how do I do it? Where do I start? I've been investing in BTC and LINK for year since 2018 via Robinhood. Since then I've read on this stupid fucking board that certain /biz/raelis faggots make good money trading shitcoins on non-KYC platforms. I'm honestly just look for a guide or a place to start on how to do it I bought altcoins this month, and they've plummeted nearly 30%. Why do I feel so unlucky this year? >btc has an anticipated correction
"Omg sell now its over we are going to 10k"
>btc pumps slightly
"Oooooooo 100k is fud ooooo"
Also you guys discredit TA as astrology for men. How tf do you guys trade? Diagnosed with 160/100 BP due to trading crypto and im only 28.
How to fix this and how much money? > LINU
> SQUID
> BANANAS
> BRITT
> ANDY
> MFERS
Please don't shill me any other shitcoin. Choose 2 out of the above list and say a reason why pls. Why did bitcoin go from 59,655 to 65,065? So, what will you anons do when the halving comes after ~15hrs? I'll probably buy myself a bottle of whiskey, smoke some cigarettes, maybe some snacks on the side, penguinz0 as background noise, and watch the countdown. Every bullrun has ended with a broken 1W RSI trendline. Alright, fess up. Which of you losers actually panic sold so the rest of us could get rich? What was going through your mind? Do you feel the regret coursing through you yet? TA signals looking reaaaaaaal similar Is he talking about that BBCA chain thing? What if we started openly fudding LINK on their own twitter page, hurting their brand and disencouraging investors?
The team would actually have to damage control and fix their shit.
Bullish strategy! Drop real hard AI gems, no bs >biz ads coming soon
>white paper, roadmap being released
>website running
>staking options being introduced for gold holders
>hot narrative on the hottest new chain
We have 150+ biz bros in the project, it’s made by an autistic btc maxi (previously) chad, the last time you were this early to a great base project was Avi. Dev will dox himself, dev is white, gold is gold, digital is better. which cars you think will win? 
I'm done, totally burned out on employment. Quitting in fall 100% with the goal of taking a full year off. Sole supporter of a family of 4, wife says she can try to find work but frankly I make about $200k and she will at best get $50k somewhere, so it won't float us. More than likely she comes in around $35-40k and it'll take her time to find something, so I'd say at minimum 3 months of no income at all.
Right now our expenses are around $10k/month on average, so $120k/year, meaning we need a combined $170k or so before taxes. I don't think there's MUCH wiggle room to decrease expenses. We usually take 1 vacation a year for around $6k so there is that, but otherwise are fairly frugal. We'd have to totally uproot to cut COL down more, or send kids to public school which would be I think shitty where I live so the uprooting is actually more feasible.
I have currently about $700k in crypto and $350k equity in home. My plan was to sell like $200k of crypto and live off that (giving myself 2x buffer), but that was the plan when my account was still over $1.2 million 2 weeks ago or whatever. Yea, yea, I should have just sold it then. Too late.
Also original plan was I was going to rent the home, but now wondering if I should just let it go.
What would you do if you were me? Some levers
>Can sell home and move to a lower COL area
>Can sell any amount of crypto at any time.
>Can cash out $50k from a retirement account with early withdrawal penalty
>Absolutely can't work a FT job, but can pick up 10-15 hrs in PT work, probably consulting for around $75-100/hr - though this is really not ideal, want to make as much space as possible to enjoy family time and figure my shit out Israel attacked Iran, exit markets before boomers wake up I'm so tired with my current job, and it's mainly due to stupid fucking boomer supervisors and some retards. The other day, we were lectured about how we should be grateful to work in America because it's where everyone wants to be. While the job itself isn't terrible since it pays ok, dealing with my boomer supervisors has become intolerable. I'm still a poorfag but managed to save up 5K, and I want to invest it in whatever inches me closer to depending on my job. Should I just go all in on BTC, or should I consider adding to my poorfolio for dividends? What do I do senpai?
>inb4 kneepads
>inb4 kys Another Iran crash and halving dip is gonna make for some zesty slurps guys. What are we grabbing? >in crypto since 2015
>6 figures in the red It's time for a wagecuck thread. Post all of your best wagie images and stories. What's the best way of doing marketing for a token? KOLs, Dexscreener/Dextools Ads, Twitter Ads or like where or what do you do for marketing that actually works and isn't a waste of money or a scam? Daily reminder that Bitcoin is an IQ test. post bobos i only have 3. forgot to check my thread yesterday I make $600/wk in cash. What can I do with this money? Love the ambition of these lunatics.
Sn=Schnauzer My fellow biztards, i ran the numbers again again and again. Big, i mean BIG, alt season is coming.
>ps. No, i won't run the numbers again.
>ps no2. AI will be the crown jewel of this bullrun OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Reminder that the reason /biz/ is so slow now is because most of us have migrated to /bant/
Check out the catalogue and see for yourself. No emails required. I'm sacrificing myself to post this, so please be thankful. Any of you frens want to promote your scam on a known meme website?
60k users / 120k pageviews, monthly Are IDO's still a good way to make money? Kind of interesting how biz never talks about any of the top 20 meme coins This board is dead
There is no money to be made bitcoin hit ATH of ~74k on the 74th day of the year Whenever you join a new group and the people are all spamming "dev is cooking," you need to get out of there ASAP because you are being rugged. Change my mind? I think not. The halving is tomorrow and I love how people think their portfolio will magically double. The panic will be insane once people realize that tomorrow will be just another day and all their holdings will read "0" yes I am a bear and a truth teller. How come every crypto I buy turns out to be absolute shit and I will only be at a loss? $100k is like $10k back in 2009 May I ask your opinion on this Romanian company, gentlemen?
I invested a market-moving amount recently, so I would like to have some unfiltered judgement on this one,
whether I should stay in or just take the gains from Stansberry recognizing it. what if Bitcoin never recovers and we become eternal bagholders like LINK and XRP baggies? i'm about to deposit a few thousand dollars to a sketchy new exchange that's not on coingecko or cmc and i'm expecting to lose it all CARDANO WINS BEST BLOCKCHAIN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE
FUCK OFF HATERS Econ 101 on the Bitcoin Halving
>supply decreases
>demand remains the same
>number go up
>pic rel Two smart women and a guy talking about the Bitcoin halving and its importance
Do you think we will go up immediately after or just crab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyJ0g2FA7k0 Imagine the jews literally made you sell your bags the day before halvening
>ultimate kek
I know at least one of you paperhand fags sold at 59k.
Jews win again >made 200k last year from stocks
>Still feel poor
How do I fix this? I think I won't feel rich until I make 500k per year When SHTF will you whyte boys be my homies? How do I prevent my bitcoin from being halved tomorrow? From what ive been working and seeing as a man with 3 years experience.
Why the fuck do the accounting teams get paid less then the finance teams? The finance teams have an easier job and more pay. Specifically the FP&A teams in middle to large companies.
Am I a fuck up for not choosing finance? or should i just do the route everyone else loves talking about. 2 years accounting and then swap to FP&A?
I'm out here closing the books and make journal entries until everything is okayed while the FP&A team goes to meetings and says" yeah your shit high or low u should do this to fix it ty" and then budget for 2 hours and jack off for the 6....
Does taking the full accounting route really make me more successful then these FP&A people who are scaling harder then me? Also i feel like 70% of woman in FP&A dont do shit besides complain that they dont know how to use excel or power bi > gf of 2 years
> break up with her a very bad break up
> she took my laptop along with her stuff
>mfw my metamask is only on that laptop
>mfw secret phrase is saved there somewhere
im not worried she would steal the money BUT HOW THE FUCK DO I SOLVE THIS??!? >Work an unconventional schedule where I'm off on weekdays instead of weekends
>Can't do anything or meet anyone because most people are working
How do even with unconventional work schedules even have a life when there's nothing you can do on weekdays? You’re going to love this, trust me 
The girl I work with at my job just quit because she got a different offer closer to home and apparently she really wants to live closer to her sisters.
Anyway she came in early today to tell our boss in person and apparently he got very pissy at her because it would mess up the research project we’re working on. He wanted to get her to stay on for another month till they got a person to replace her but she only could work for the rest of the week.
When I got there she was crying but still helped me do our work for the day and told me she told our boss she could work the rest of the week because she didn’t want to leave me with a lot of work but I told her it was alright I could handle it and she didn’t have to work the rest of the week for my sake if she was quitting anyway and the talk with our boss had gone that bad. She said thanks and after we finished for the day I helped her move out of the housing they provided her since she didn’t want to give our boss the key in person since she was still upset and just wanted to start driving to her family.
Anyway I wanted to ask /biz/, since I just graduated a year or so ago and am new to working anything other than summer jobs how are you supposed to handle quitting on sudden notice and especially quitting a job for a fixed term or when you’re in the middle of a project? Is quitting at all seen as a dick move or does it just suck but you shouldn’t sacrifice what you consider is best for your career like that and our boss was in the wrong? 
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