>be me
>eating olives
>not much of an olive guy, average olive consumer
>bite into an olive like a hamburger, leaving the middle exposed
>its... red..
>you know what else is red?
>BLOOD…
>go onto computer
>type in “how are olives made”
>shows a whole bunch of olive torture videos
>poor little oliveites being pushed into olive slavery
>sit there in horror as i watch olive families be torn apart
>try to spread the word
>whole friendgroup and town knows
>we all rally outside our local olive shop
>all i remember after the rally finished was a big flash of light
>try and ask buddies about the olive raid
>mindless fuck trys to convince me that it never happened
>try and show the videos
>theyre all gone
>friend calls me crazy, then goes home (supposedly to eat more olives)
>sit in disbelief as everyone i knew is back to the disgusting olive grind

Be careful guys, Big Olive is always watching.

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>eating olives
>not much of an olive guy, average olive consumer
>bite into an olive like a hamburger, leaving the middle…