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>Day 728 of American Special Op to denazify the Mexican Spaniards seeking to kill the ethnic Germans
>The tactical feint towards Ciudad ran out of gas after 2 hours of driving. The soldiers traded all the fuel for fentanyl and Honduran hookers
>Pararescue bravely sacrificed themselves during the Battle of the Gulf of Mexico to hold a taco stand for a few days. We lost track of how many upon involuntary emergency water landing. We're confident the remaining 74% will float back to surface with their failing parachutes unless the Mexican Coast Guard's bullets hit
>Navy Seals quickly crossed the Rio Grande but got lost in the sun and dug into the Trinity Nuclear Test site for 5 weeks. Thanks to Belle Delphine's bathwater it's estimated that 1/10 will survive their cancers
>Biden has been riding around Delaware and Maryland on a train, getting massages from McKayla Maroney after jazzericizing in his technogym.
>During the Siege of El Merida (8mo. 20,000 MIA) Guy Fieri snapped and drove across the United States in his militarized RV to coup Biden with crowds of civilians and military cheering while his Chef Wars Boys kept shooting down 10% of the United States working helicopters and an AWACS before Biden finally got off his train and flew to the Yukon to negotiate
>Biden then then gives a bizarre 2 hour long interview-lecture on why Canada started WW1 to Piers Morgan.
>Two companies worth of marines lost to cluster munitions when gathered for an address by their commander on the importance of not bunching up together in an active war zone.
>Military influencer posts about it on TikTok only to be bullied by Steve Doocy into giving themselves a shotgun lobotomy.

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