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>be level 10
>join vampire hunters
>find ancient vampire girl holding powerful artifact
>Is that an Elder Scroll? I ask, even though I don't know what that is
>"yes, now take me home" vamp girl says
>"ok" I say, for I can't say anything else
>take her home, her father is ancient 5000 year old vampire, so vampire girl is probably around that age too
>"do you want to be vampire" says ancient vampire guy
>"no" I say, for I am a noble soul and werewolves are cooler
>he kicks me out
>get back to vampire hunters
>"you fucking retard" not-Blade calls me
>"I had no other choice" for in truth, the narrative gave me no other choice
>do some more errands for vampire hunters
>"retardborn, a vampire fiend is looking for you" not-Blade says to me
>"hey, I'm vampire girl again, look I actually didn't want to go to my father even though I told you to get me there, he is bad even for vampires. so let's go on an adventure together because you need me to stop the prophecy" vampire girl says
>"retardborn, give me one reason to not stomp her head" not-Blade asks
>"the plot won't let you" I say, for I am a learned man
>later on learn that the prophecy can only be fulfilled by using vampire girl, still no option to kill her even though she serves no purpose
>despite being an ancient vampire who lived before even nerevar was born, her entire dialogue reads like a teen fanfic about a girl coming of age and rebelling against her father's wishes
>go find her mother
>vampire girl has a breakdown and her daedric worshipping whore of a mother somehow feels bad about her plan being retarded
>still can't kill both and then the father because that would break the cinematic vision of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
>spent a lot of time with vampire girl and she was the only companion with minimal interaction so decide it would be a good idea to have her as a wife
>"I'm sorry retardborn, I don't believe in the institution of marriage. let's stay friends"
>mfw I paid Emil for this

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