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>be me
>former kantonian champ
>hyper autistic
>spend all my time training my pokemon and brooding on a mountain like i'm some sort of wuxia michael vick
>haven't seen my mother in 2 years
>haven't felt the touch of a woman for even longer
>somehow someone finds my hermit cave and sends me post
>it's from that water chick i beat two years ago, kind of hung out with her for a bit after
>just casual friends, nothing serious
>wants to reconnect
>she even attached a pic
>she got fat, like real fat
>if you squinted you'd think she was a dwarf snorlax
>and yet she also got fat in everywhere else that mattered
>somehow my female-deprived body honed well into the path of wizardy reacts to this in an extreme way
>jack off loudly, hollering deliriously, imagine myself being crushed under her ass or fucking her bellybutton
>my pikachu cowers in fear as i punish my tackle
>erupt like it's cinnabar fucking island, i don't care if that joke is too soon
>mt. silver now has 50% more white stuff on it
>post nut clarity kicks in
>imintofatchicksnowiguess.webp
>leaving my mountain for the first time in years
>i'm taking her to a cheesecake cafe
>giving her a blank cheque because i haven't spent my hoard of fight money in 2 years
>i am going to claim her cholesterol-laden heart for myself
Now I know how Brosnan feels. How do I cope with these new feelings bros?
~~i'm pleasantly surprised that someone remembered my greentext~~

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Do you think people in the Pokemon world need to work off all that Christmas weight in the new year too?