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>Eevee
As presented.
>Flareon
Aggressive tsundere, prone to nibbling, paw swatting, feels bad about it afterwards.
Keeps sneaking into bed on cold nights and acting like a heater out of concern for you.
>Vaporeon
Teasing dork that can't commit or be honest. Will hide in liquid form in your bathwater and pretend to be innocent when surfacing atop you.
Keeps 'accidentally' whacking you with that fat fucking tail or arching it suspiciously suggestively.
>Jolteon
Neurotic hyper-energetic and loud lovable dumbass. Like a cat scrabbling around at 2 am but constantly.
Thinks kisses make Eggs.
>Umbreon
Pure-hearted deredere. Incredibly snuggly and affectionate.
Gap moe between a brooding, dark appearance and a lovey-dovey mind.
>Espeon
Cool-headed sadistic ultra pervert forma finale. A velvety fucking menace expressing "affection" in a different way.
Will forcibly jerk you off at a public restaurant with subtle psychic powers while feigning indifference and other nefarious acts. The wagging double-pronged tail gives it away, though.
>Glaceon
Lazy and haughty spoiled type. Uses affection as a bargaining chip, allowing petting and pawpad touches as rewards for services and treats rendered.
Gets adorably :< pouty if said offers are ignored and keeps flopping and loafing about invitingly in front of you. Very transparent.
>Leafeon
Shy and sweet (literally as well) yet very competitive, like a plant struggling to reach over the others.
Has a potent inferiority complex and determined to prove itself.
>Sylveon
Worryingly clingy but unflinchingly attentive and caring. Knows you better than you do, and what's best for you. There's never a moment where a ribbon isn't reading you. Great cook and multi-tasker.
Always genki, always smiling, but you can't shake the feeling of latent danger. Maybe it's the unrivaled violence with which foes are defeated, or the intensity of those long :> stares...

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I want to do a little experiment.I will post an inoffensive picture of a cartoon animal and you guys are going to be normal, okay?Here we go.

I want to do a little experiment.
I will post an inoffensive picture of a cartoon animal and you guys are going to be normal, okay?
Here we go.