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>'female' player in lobby smells like a male
>"*sigh*"
>cranks out typewriter
>"Hello man, you will never be a real woman, your birth name will be on your grave, your body will reject your hormones, you will always be a man, you will never be pregnant, you look like Lord Farquaad."
>Hit enter
>Wait 30 seconds
.
.
.
>Hear the trannie rustle around HIS room through his mic
>He picks something up
*CLK*
*CHK CHK*
*BANG*
"GARLGKGLKKK"
*THUD*
>turns out the trannie was roommates with 2 other trannies and they scream in terror seeing their MAN friend on the floor, head blown in half from a self inflicted shotgun blast
>hearing this through his mic I scream...
>"YOU WILL NEVER BE A REAL WOMAN"
>both trannie roommates begin crying uncontrollably and screaming
>one of them puts their head between the door and the door frame, grabs the door and begins slamming the door into their head, slowly bludgeoning themself to death
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRCKCHK*
*SPLTPSLCRKCK* *BANG*
*THUD*
>the other trannie roommate uses the shotgun on the first dead trannies stomach area, causing the large intestine to spill out
*CHK CHK*
*BANG*
*SCLPSLTS*
>HE then proceeds to pull out the entire large intestine, and tie one end to the ceiling fan and the other around his neck while standing on top of the bunk bed, then falls down
*ACK*
*HNNNNGH*
*URK*
*CRACK*
*BLAARGHHH*
>I chuckle to myself as I continue the match in pure bliss without the tainted axe wound stenching the game with his unnatural body
>"Ohohohoho"

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