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>Michael gets a call from corporate
>Need to give political sensitivity training
>Michael thinks office must unanimously agree on major political points.
>Michael picks from a hat.
>Vote for Israel or Palestine
>Michaels says they can go home early if they decide
>Michael has Ryan make an opening statement because Jewish.
>Michael calls in Stanley on his day off
>Stanley thought it was "Life and Death"
>Doesn't give a shit about Israel or Palestine
>Goes back to BBQ
>Everyone votes for Israel, Toby's vote is needed but he's gone
>Michael learns, Ryan lied to him about going to New York party last weekend
>Toby arrives to make vote for Israel meaning everyone can go home.
>Everyone cheers, but Michael switches sides
>Says Ryan is a dirty rat for lying about party in New York
>"Probably Underground Tunnel Mattress Party that Scanton goys aren't allowed"
>People begin to switch sides
>Pam keeps trying to figure out which side Jim is on,
>Jim doesn't want to reveal he's for Palestine.
>Pam says that she's a descendent of a holocaust survivor
>10pm Everyone is too tired
>all side with Palestine, even Ryan, Pam and Toby
>jim finds out he's jewish
>pam isn't.
>Dwight says he doesn't choose sides.
>He is on the side of the fittest, that survives
>"Even if that means trekking in the humid Jungles of Argentina"
>Creed opens mouth to show a gold molar. "See this? Family Heirloom" "Not my family of course."
>Michael sums up the day to the camera
>"I think there's a fiddler and a hitler on all our roofs."
>"The fiddler says that he's always right, and that he'll put you in jail for saying that he isn't"
>"...and so maybe the fiddler is more like a hitler?" "Choosing hitler we're more like an artist"
>"I think Scranton branch is the most politically sensitive branch of all paper companies"
>"....and lamp shade companies

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