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lolita
Humbert did nothing wrong.
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>BTFOs Gordan Ramsey
I love her
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FRdWsFNUYAE6cW5
did Cameron go insane or something?
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/film/
South'1919
Thread for classic and arthouse cinema

Cold, very cold edition

Previous: >>177360297
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>Pardon me, Master Hershel, and allow me to inquire. Suppose this Madame lives and breathes and we do. Now, as I shall demonstrate, should she feel at all affected from the blast of a blunderbuss?
>*discharges three blasts at the ghastly woman's torso*
>You have witnessed me fire three Minie balls directly at this lady's cavity!
>I shall ask you again to ponder, could a common fellow withstand such trauma? How is she still able to carry herself, because as you have all just witnessed, I have utterly obliterated her heart, her respiratory system!
>Why has she not ceased to creep towards me?
>Enough, Séamus!
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file
>RoboCop returns will ignore both the 2nd and 3rd film of the Trilogy
>Screenplay written by the original RoboCop writers
>Takes place 30 years after the first film events
>Pre-production most likely delayed because of Covid

I've only seen the first one but are those other RoboCop films really that bad? RoboCop thread I guess. Hopes and dreams for the big sequel?
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Kinos for this hairline?
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1669093171667763
>Sir here's your cute Ellie from game that you love so much
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Who’s the best at it?
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Images taken seconds before disaster
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asdfnt-1
>oh yeah so my jaw haha, i had an accident and they had to haha change it or something

Will he ever admit it?
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tree
What are some good philosophical films?
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1500524617014
Never forget
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sddefault (1)
>supplies the kino
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kivry
Will Kiernan Shipka ever make it big?
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Doomcock confirms
215169BB-33C9-4379-9BCE-53CC3B01141C
The 4chan Indy 5 leaks are real. All of it. Holy shit. 800 million dollar bloodbath incoming
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Rian Johnson
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>creates one of the worst Star Wars movies and fucks up the franchise beyond repairability and divides fans
>manages to strike a deal with Netflix in creating a successful mystery series
>still is likely to direct the next SW trilogy (according to him and Kathleen Kennedy)
I really can't decide if this man is cringe or based
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Add ''in my ass'' to the end of a movie title. (Please anon. I find it very amusing)
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1669113886803
General /tv/ Webm thread for WebMs of a /tv/ variety
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phantom
>I have a bad feeling about this.
>I don't sense anything.
>It's not about the mission, Master, it's something... elsewhere... elusive.
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silverliningsplaybook - 22
So, he caught his girlfriend with another man in his house and the dude says: "You should go.", and he almost beat the dude to death and he was in the wrong? I don't get if.

https://youtu.be/bmlo1tOPc5o
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1669763788857525
Apologize.
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Cocaine Bear
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Look, it's the Tiktok guy that makes /pol/ seethe
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Shit movie
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Legion (FX)
2017_2_7_57ecafa9-145a-4516-aed5-761a58fcf53b
>gets in a relationship with an extremely volatile guy because he is extremely powerful yet vulnerable, controllable by her like a puppy
>causes the end of the world because she's extremely petty and insecure
>calls being lied to and having sex with the guy who lied to her "rape"
>still thinks she is the hero or even a good person

Is this the most accurate portrayal of a woman?
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Noites-Brutais-Barbarian-poster
I heard people pissed and shitted themselves in fear, is it that good?
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Is there anything good on goyflix
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1644148429747
>haven't seen a banepost is weeks, maybe months
is it finally dead?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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rusia
What are some good russian films
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F1DA9AD2-6FE8-450F-936A-B88B5F8B64E4
My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me how to get dubs. If you'd like to see it I can show it to you.
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1180A1CE-9AEE-4EE3-B648-54192822F883
actors that are obviously gay
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1669810391288669
HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE VACCINE
LET YOUR HEART EXPLODE
NEXT YEAR ALL THE COVID WILL BE OUT OF SIGHT

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE BOOSTER
MAKE THE BLOOD CLOTS FORM
NEXT YEAR ALL THE COVID WILL BE MILES AWAY
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qO9uf2dOK
Jessica Biel on The Drew Barrymore Show
Drew Barrymore has a host show?
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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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the-dictator
>Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests.
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Masonic_Temple
Are there movies that accurately show what goes on in Masonic Temples? They can be either fictional or documentary.
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Fix-xMQWYAAzcGF
How hyped are you for the Super Mario movie?
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/wed/ - WEDNESDAY THREAD
wednesdaygfs
I WAS going to skip this one because there's already two or three wednesday threads now thanks to the Netflix show, but fuck it I'll make it anyway.
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tv puzzle thread
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(film related) puzzle thread. all puzzles images will be either be movie posters or stills from movies.
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file
You're Sealioning me!
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Did don turtelli just btfo all of lee's margeuments about my little pony?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3pjuFjYlPI

>explains how omg ponies are so attractive
>explains that the target audience for mlp is older than the target audience for barney
>explains that the mlp writers expected adults to watch the show and put in subtle jokes for them
>explains how it smells like cheese
>explains that mmmm feet just let me lick up all that toe cheese you stupid whore
>debunks the idea that lee has the moral high ground

Where is YOUR evidence to back up your ridiculus claims about mlp? By all means, watch the whole video, i promise you that you can't debunk it.

>inb4 someone says kids shows le bad
>inb4 "muh slide thread"
>inb4 "sage" because leetard is triggered by a different opinion
>inb4 "Bronies, this is your mindset.png"
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the-batman-red-i126658
I am convinced there is a very good film inside this over-long clunker.

It has everything right, perfect tone, great autistic brooding clearly-virgin Batman, terrific craftsmanship

just needed an editor and director who'd tell the studio to fuck off
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URAMESHI
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I don’t get it.
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merlin_137951508_848022bd-19dc-40e4-89ce-3ab3b3c24847-superJumbo
Why does 2001: Space Odyssey feel so stoic and stiff? The human astronauts just came off as autistic.
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654365476
>I will not leave you here. I've got to save you.
>You already have, luke.
;-;
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1654097328453
Spoil a movie without naming it.
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legend-of-galatic-heroes
>has yet to be surpassed
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Carrots
Food scenes from film/TV
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Mouse
Disney Investors are super pissed and they've finally had enough. Iger and Chapek are out and (You) have been brought in as the CEO of Disney.

Investors have decided to give CEO Anon despotic, Supreme Chancellor emergency powers. Control to hire or fire whoever, and make whatever films or any projects, however they need to be made. Theme parks, hotels, rides, movies, merchandise, etc.

Crashing the company with no survivors is not an option, as the investors will use their wicked Hebrew magic to make your mother die in her sleep if Disney's stock doesn't hit $200 a share in about 2 years.

What do (You) do in order to save Disney, given 2 years to do so?

CEO Anon may also purchase or sell any IPs necessary, as long as a profit is made by then end of that time.
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Kino
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Kino
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Imagine dying and wanting to kill for this. Shane was the ultimate cuckold
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Who writes this shit?
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Super Mario Bros Movie
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>Super Mario Bros Movie
>Peach is actually the main character. She is a super competent girl boss Mary Sue that can do everything. Even wields an axe.
>Mario is an incompetent white male that gets beat up and needs to be propped up by Peach
>Luigi is a damsel in distress
>Mario and Luigi don’t even spend time together in the movie. It is the Peach and her sidekick, Mario movie.

And anons still claim Illumination wasn’t Woke.
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jesser where is the cocainer??
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>subtly and subconsciously redpills you when were a kid
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Barbarian-Thumbnail
Just watched Barbarian; what was my opinion of it?
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optimism
Going to book my tickets today, which one should i chose for best experience?
3D, 4DX 3D, IMAX 3D, ScreenX 3D or Xvision 3D
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Red_Skelton_1960_rebalance
Rian Johnson looking so much like Red Skelton, which I mentioned in his thread, has me thinking: does anyone here like Red Skelton? I don't think the guy was a bit funny. Most classic comedians I can get something from, but Skelton is just a black hole for laughs as far as I'm concerned. Incredible to think he had the gall to star in semi-remakes of Buster Keaton movies.
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pretty good
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La creatura…
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amadeus
>AHAHHAHHHHAHAHA
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/tv/ if he was real
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aliens
>lucas in the 70's during a mess of a production
>lets make tons of aliens that will show up on screen for maybe a second

>disney now with all the resources at their disposal
>maybe add one alien maybe
What causes this?
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/trek/
hmfuhi
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AF89F486-F6DA-4FD4-9411-858BEE45F736
Self improvement kinos?
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image0_9_6834j
Can y'all recommend a good taboo film?
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DA23BC7E-0C5F-45C5-8647-FD371968E63B
>*scratches your arm and ruins your kino*
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/hor/ - Horror General
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Halloween Ends is the best film in the whole series, even better than 1978. Time will show the truth.

Last thread: >>177292923
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1666356259174
still the greatest battle put to film
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10B4349D-5AD0-4DFF-87E1-4D05B24ABE6C
>"You see Tuco, you made one little miscalculation"
>*flashback to Walt making fake meth*
>*Walt smiles like Kira*
>*camera cuts to Tuco's face in realization*
>*camera cuts back to Walt*
>"this is not....le meth"
>*Reminded by Drowning Pool starts playing*
>*cuts to Jesse in the hospital in pain*
>*cuts back to Walt*
>*Walt does a lunge 10 feet into the air, breaks into a quintuple backflip, and throws the fake meth at the ground creating an explosion*
>REMINDED OF YOU
>REMINDED OF YOU
>*Walt crashes to the ground and lands on one knee with his fist in the ground in a power pose*

Who writes this shit?
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How did it feel when it closed?
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https___winteriscoming.net_files_2018_05_the-terror-episode-108-james-menzies-935
For me, it was James
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5cgr5emfqze91
Best movies to watch while drunk?
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Irreversible-2
Why didn't she fight back? Women are supposed to be strong and equal to men.
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lexluthor
>Eisenberg is terrible as Lex Luthor, why would a tech billionaire act like a cringy autist?

Has Elon Musk's twitter buyout made people re-evaluate this performance?
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Screenshot 2022-11-30 173632
>https://www.theilluminerdi.com/2022/11/29/neuromancer-eyes-miles-teller/

>apple tv
oh fuck off
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upcoming race bait movies
>black little mermaid
>indian peter pan
>latina snow white
why
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1660329113463
>gf on phone for the entire movie
>asks who the protagonist is half-way through
>complains that the movie sucked afterwards
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1644347221060
Okay /tv/
I will be simple, concise, and to the actual point
It's you, the chosen one, all of you, each one, and all matters, even in death
It is the journey - the 3 acts, as it is in movies, our refusal, our defeat and the final act - becoming the hero
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sddefault
>Goes back in time
>Doesn't use knowledge of the future to become rich
>Lives in the same shitty town his whole life
>KIlls himself

What a retard.
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i need kinos to cleanse my soul
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maxresdefault-1
>I fucked Jane, she choked on my cum. I could have saved her but I didn't.
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779EF14B-C5FD-43D3-9D32-D1C6947A2013
If you think the #Girlboss is such a prevalent """problem""" then post the "many" examples of this archetype.
You won't because you's just a reactionary who doesn't know what they're talking about.
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Cul-willow-EFAD2R
Anyone watch the willow series?
is it any good?
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gettyimages-953573946-1525365284
fuck this faggot he plays the same annoying qwerky character in every movie and his phone ads piss me off
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unnamed
gabagool
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20yearsold
are movies and tv/netflix etc dead at this point

movies can never reprlcate the detail and complexit of books they have to be dumbed down

vidiya games are interactive so your not passivley forced as much to an singular view, that is you cant explore

movies tv seem to now appeal to a very narrow field of braintards (the masses) and are very narrowly made - that regurge formula

I am at the point where I cannot watch a movie anymore an enjoy it -- becuase it puts me to sleep

I acknowlege something like 2001 or MOON as artistic merit or T2 or Platoon or full metal jacket but I think the enjoyment of any new movies is now gone.

I am more interested in watching something like 1/2 in the bag that give insight than the movie itself
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reddit
Name the movie
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Bitches leave
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The last funny comedy to be made
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bones-and-all
The movie that filtered /tv/.
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mgann
Cast her

Now
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downfall
>it was actually kino

Why does this movie make me sympathize with him so much bros? Never thought I could feel that
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>American humour
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why are Japanese movies so weird and wacky
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just marathoned this kino
when will hollyjew make drumpfkino?
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WEDNESDAY
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real wednesday hours.
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based Armond eating zombie ass
Kino incoming
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buffy-the-vampire-slayer-lede
Why was there so much rape in this show?
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Sam+carrying+Frodo
Frodo, I'm going to dump you and the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom. You thought that water tasted strange didn't you? Now I'll be the master of Bag End.
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>its a daddy pig goes insane from the constant disrespect and kills his entire family episode
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sub
I've rated all the submarine movies I've watched bros

GOD TIER/CAPTAIN OF THE BOAT TIER
Das Boot
The Enemy Below
Crimson Tide

HIGH TIER/XO TIER
The Hunt for Red October
Greyhound (probably doesn't count, I was drunk and don't remember seeing any subs)

ALRIGHT TIER/CHIEF OF THE BOAT TIER
Ice Station Zebra
Submarine bit from The World is Not Enough
Hostile Waters
Das Boot (television series)

MEH TIER/PROPAGANDA OFFICER TIER
K-19: The Widowmaker

SHIT TIER/SEAMAN TIER
U-571

Did I miss any submarinerkinos?
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3A69F0E8-84D2-4D45-88B3-A2B63AB04B68
Why is fishing such a common plot point on The Simpsons? No family’s gone fishing as a hobby since 1960.
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margin call - simon baker
>What time is it?
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jiro-dreams-of-sushi
>puts raw fish on rice
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I just started watching The Star Wars: An Andor Story. So…. this guy’s a Jedi, right?

The man can act. I think he kind of outshines the rest of the cast by a long way.
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Screen Shot 2013-12-22 at 12.54.48 PM
OH THESE COOKIES!
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Jeff-Tiedrich-is-a-well-known-Graphic-Designer-Political-Blogger-Musician-Curmudgeon-Loudmouth-Celebrity-Death-Haikuist
Will the 2020s be better or worse for film than the 2010s?
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C97EC364-4B60-46CD-9438-D0D5C2C547F0
>I’m the only one who can change anything! Myron Castle! GOD!
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gojirapepe
>only 338 days until the next Toho Godzilla Film
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That 90s Show
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That ’70s Show’ Sequel on Netflix.
looks like the stuff nightmares are made of.
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CHROME LORDS
dwFicf8
>IN THE YEAR 1999, THE WORLD AS WE KNEW IT WAS DESTROYED IN A NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE

>FROM THE ASHES AROSE DESPOTS AND TYRANTS, EACH WARRING TO CLAIM MASTERY OF THEIR DESTROYED WORLD.

>AS THE WARS CARRIED ON, SOME ROSE ABOVE THE OTHERS, WIELDING THE SAME MIGHTY POWER THAT BURNED THE OLD WORLD.

>WITH BODIES OF STEEL, AND WEAPONS BEYOND IMAGINING, THESE WAR LORDS ESTABLISHED A NEW ORDER.

>AN ORDER COMMANDED BY THE CYBERNETICALLY ENHANCED. A WORLD WHERE KNIGHTS WIELDING NEON BLADES CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THEIR MASTERS UPON THE HUMAN SERFS.

>A DARK WORLD. A WORLD WHERE POWER IS ALL THAT MATTERS. A WORLD OF STEEL AND CHROME. RULED OVER BY...

CHROME LORDS.

>previous thread: >>177359285
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>what would happen if we freeze a woman’s hands to the bone and pull off her skin?
>wow what a whacky result

Did the Japanese really
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MarbleHornetsTitleLogo
It was kino, it was kino of the highest order
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Brian_Griffin
why did he drink so much?
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1662491711296
so the princess saves the day with her bumbling retard petmoid by her side. get it? because in the original the hero title character saves the female but we can't have that in current year.
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What are some good Iranian films? I’m suddenly interested in their culture.
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Planes.Trains.And_.Automobiles-4K.Ultra_.HD_.Cover
Cmon guys, where is the extended fan edit? Thanksgiving came and went, still isn't available anywhere, I'm waiting
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Have you ever seen The Red Badge of Courage starring Audie Murphy? My dad showed it to me when I was young and the scene where they have to pry the dead flag bearer's hands open stuck with me. I watched it again recently and I think it's great. I've read that a big chunk of the film was cut for the theatrical release and the original cut was lost in a fire :(
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zommer hate thread
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things that zoom zooms will never understand

~ Joe
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westworld poster
>perfect first season
>rest of the series isnt even half as good
many such cases
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Lucia-The-White-Lotus-Season-2-Episode-5-scaled
/tv/ keeps telling me to watch The White Lotus. what am I missing out on?
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c64
I want to make a film written like Catcher in the Rye. Something about the idea of a teenager running away from home growing up fast on the streets interests me as a filmmaker.
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just watched The Prestige
theprestige
>they reveal Tesla's cloning machine roughly halfway through the movie with the cat
>i'm supposed to be shocked at the ending
everyone praises this movie like it's Nolan's masterpiece, but the twist with the twin also didn't shock me at all (with the continuous 'now you love me, now you don't' bullshit)? was this kind of his breakthrough film or something, which is why people love it?
i felt like the movie was alright but would never recommend it to someone or rewatch it.
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Baragongmk01
Baragon will do his best!
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shit /tv/ tricked you into watching
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