No titleWould you let her pilot your twenty billion dollar spaceship?No title>what da heellll! >awe hellll naawwww! >shieeeettt nigga these zombies gonna eat muh pussy! >them mutha fuckin aron golums gon kneel on my neck! >who dis fat mutha fuckin cracka? >oh he got fried chicken? shieeettt mah nigga! >some fine brothas walkin 'round ere, wait those is endamen? >im finna mine me some goldNo titlewas it kino?No titleboomer... will liveNo titleHe looks like a rapist to be desu with you senpaiBears are overratedThis is a fair match for a bear with the possibility of losing depending on how smart the wolf is Believing Bearcels would defeat a Silverback Gorilla is simply delusionalNo title>has no employable skills at 30 something years old
It’s overNo title>Chief Sitting Bull, the proposition that you were a peaceable people before the appearance of the white man is the most fanciful legend of all. You were killing each other for hundreds of moons before the first white stepped foot on this continent. You conquered those tribes, lusting for their game and their lands, just as we have now conquered you for no less noble a cause. >No matter what your legends say, you didn't sprout from the plains like the spring grasses. And you didn't coalesce out of the ether. You came out of the Minnesota woodlands armed to the teeth and set upon your fellow man. You massacred the Kiowa, the Omaha, the Ponca, the Oto and the Pawnee without mercy. And yet you claim the Black Hills as a private preserve bequeathed to you by the Great Spirit. How did this movie get released?No title>this was supposed to fail has /tv/ ever ONCE been right about anything?No title>guy makes woman cum >"how did-" >"I grew up with four sisters"No titleAfter the massive success of Minecraft, do you think Emma Myers will have bigger roles in the coming years?No titleWhat made it so kinoe?TRON: ARESTrailer: https://youtube.com/watch?v=9KVG_X_7Naw
Kino is back.No titleDo clones have souls?No title>It's bad because reddit said soNo titleHe was being pushed to the moon, even got an semi-autobiographical flick. Now he's nowhere. What happened?No titleThis show has been absolutely ruined by it's cringe reddit fanbase. It's unwatchable now without thinking about some reddit faggot going I AM LE DANGER!!!No title>young woman becomes teacher >but dreams of being a docile housewife >gets raped >as punishment for being a rapist, the rapist is forced to marry her (since she is now used goods) >the rapist and his family beat and abuse her >but her meekness and docility win them over, and the rapist falls in love with her and they live happily ever after
>released 1997 >critical and financial success >5 star reviews on google from Aisha saying "teaches women good morals" and Ranjeet saying "heartwarming <3"
Did you know that Rabbis who study the jewish mystical arts say that ALL parents are prophets When you name your child it has some numerical relationship with the day they were born along with things they are interested in Even events in their lives have this numerical design lying underneath
So if thats what they believe then what are they doing when they change their birth name?
You guys know that someone changed Chadwick Bosemans birthday right before he died on wiki?
Now WHOISH would do such a thing?No titleThis dumb bitch is ireedemableA Teacher>looks at her student like thisNo title>we began to hunt the enemy day and nightNo titleAs of this moment, I am officially reopening the X-Files thread.No titleWhat the fuck was his problemNo titleincel coded filmNo title>"The Shining" turned the original psychological horror story of a middle-age-crisis-induced psychosis into a cheesy horror flick about wacky psycho running around with an axe >"One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" turned the original surreal dystopian social commentary into a random mishmash of events from the book filmed in the most boring way possible >"Batman" 89 used parts of "The Killing Joke", a deconstruction of capeshit, to make a simple regular kids movie capeshit Weird coincidence how this guy had a penchant for starring in movies that would butcher and dumb down the source material for retards.No titleAri Aster is genuinely a touch derangedIs Jack Black back for good?He was everywhere in the 2000s, then his career floundered for a while in the 2010s, but now he's back in full force >Jumaji 1&2 - almost 2 billies >Mario - billy >Kung-Fu Panda 4 - half a billy >now Minecraft, which will probably make close to a billy at the least Am I the only one who misses his "serious" roles? King Kong and Bernie were both good films and he's great in them without being his usual, slightly obnoxious self.No titleWhat is the best female ninja movie /tv/?No titlewhere can i watch her kinos? >also /joost/ genNo titleif Finn just went to a single baseball game with Vito and one single hug and kiss, everybody would have lived happily ever afterNo titleWhat is Russian television like?No titleWe settle this once and for all
Which Velociraptor design was the best?How did Spielberg fuck this up so badly?>manic, non-stop action scenes >none of the SOVL of the source material >creepy CGI >Haddock is Scottish for some reason >Sets up a nonexistent sequel Why was it so terrible? I thought Spielberg was supposed to be a fan of Herge's works.No titleWhat was his biggest mistakeNo titleit's going to be the safest most modern innofensive we wrote the script with hr in the room comedy you've ever seen and you know itWhat went right?you now remember the Wonder Woman jokeNo titleHoly shit im 15mins in and this movie is total dogshit compared to Raimi's versions. What the actual fuck were they thinking? It PALES in comparisonWould you fuck me?No titleWhat's stopping Isabela Merced from being as big a star as Jenna Ortega?Dark SoulsHow would you adapt it?No titleBaldbros..../film/Arthouse, classics and cinematography
Amanda Fix edition
QOTD: Who is your favorite Zooomer actor/actress?
Previous: >>209907311No titleENDER PEARLNo title>villain is an evil version of the hero Kino.No title>So Anon, tell us how you lost your virg1nity, what was it like for you?
Your response?The Wheel of TimeWhy are the books SO MUCH better than the show?No title>Minecraft was supposed to fail >Venom 3 was supposed to fail >DUNE 2 was supposed to fail >Super Mario was supposed to fail >Avatar 2 was supposed to fail >Top Gun 2 was supposed to fail >Jurassic World 3 was supposed to fail >The Batman was supposed to fail >DUNE was supposed to fail >No Time to Die was supposed to fail MAYBE PREDICTIN'S JUST NOT YOUR GAME, /TV/No titleThis was absolutely psychoticNo titlezoomers cant handle how based this show is. theyre offended by everything like the little mind slaves they are.No titleMortal Kombat 2021 is fucking dogshit, but Mortal Kombat 1995 is not only the best video-game film of all time by the low standards of video-game films but also a genuinely good film in its own right. And its soundtrack is fucking kino. Mortal Kombat 1995 is SOVL and the ending (especially with that Orbital track playing in the background, which is my favorite track of all time) is surprisingly heartfelt for a fucking Mortal Kombat movie (of all things). Happy 30th anniversary to Mortal Kombat 1995, the greatest video-game film of all time.
>"One day, we will be reunited. But until then, my spirit will always be with you. Go in peace, my brother." - Chan Kang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74No title>women's costumes are skin-tight and emphasize feminine characteristics it's amazing how low the bar is that this alone has me hopeful the movie won't suck/kdg/- Korean Drama GeneralKdrama General - Our Sister Edition
Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw Newchingus chart: i.imgur.com/NMkE3RQ.jpeg Older drama for kinosseurs: i.imgur.com/a/YanckySNo titleShe broke up with her Boyfriend 30,000 light years away and for 26 years has been made out to be one of cinema's greatest villains for some reason?No titleI wish Chris would stop bullying Linkara. It's an example of people with power punching down.No titleWhat's the best space battle in movie/tv history?No titleWill /tv/ ever forgive him?/film/Arthouse and Classics
Czech Edition
>Question of the day What's your favorite depiction of medieval times in a film?
Previous: >>209872339No titleEvery name your favorite directors thread: >Pseud Fagtron >Frog Shoque >Sadexei Depressovich >Skandy Bleaksgard >Moshe Quirksberg >Stavrokostis Papalapatropoulos >Nigel Stuckup >Pantsu Shitto >Fe Tishfag >Autismo RitaliniNo titlewhy does it make wire fags so insecure?No title>I feel fear for the last timeNo titleHow come he did not go full Chris Watts yet? Gooning sapping his energy?No title>best metal band of all time >still no biopic literally how?No titleAnyone seen this? I'm 17 minutes into this and it's very disturbing.No title>Sauronman is working for Sauron >Slimey Liarmouth is betraying Theoden >orcs are being grown at Orctank
What was Tolkien thinking?No title>The Sopranos >The Wire >Breaking Bad >Mad Men
These shows were universally considered kino and the markers of a golden age in tv. It's been over ten years since the last one ended. Why don't we get telekino anymore that everyone recognizes as pure kino?Why haven’t you watched Severance yet?No titlewhat are some good modern noir movies that came in the last 10 years?No titlewould it be kino, tv?No titlePhil, the people at home know I haven’t looked at my cards.No titlePost movies with kino soundtracksWhat are the odds that the new cast is uglier than the original cast?No titleCondominiums?No title>YOU WOULD NEVER FUCK A GUY LIKE ME IN THE ASSNo title>JUST ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYNo titleWhy do people care about MUH COMIC ACCURACY
90% is comic book shit is retarded>Former Amazon Studios Boss Wants The Rings Of Power Retconned: "Everyone Is Slaughtered"why do chuds so violent?No titleI don’t get the joke behind this SNL skitNo titlewhy do they keep casting this insufferable actor?/tvr/ Retro tvWhat would you consider the cutoff year for retro television and film?Make no misstake brotherThey design boards like this to break men like us.CougarcoreHas anybody else noticed more and more women being cougars? These two movies came out last year and focus on older woman/younger man relationships. I've also been experiencing this personally. A 42-year-old married woman with two daughters has been coming on to me at my job. I'm not crazy am I? Is this becoming normalized?No titleHe?No title*saves the mcu*No title>Moggs the younger actresses How did she do it?No titleDo you own any /tv/ memorabilia?No titleOk, riddle me this batman. How can a man accuse another of a crime, after driving while intoxicated to apologize to Demi Moore. FREE COLONEL JESSUP.GRETA GERWIG'S NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW>Title: Narnia: The Magician's Nephew
>Director: Greta Gerwig
Cast:
>Charli XCX as Jadis the White Witch
>Daniel Craig as Uncle Andrew
>Meryl Streep as Aslan
>The film will have a two-week exclusive IMAX theatrical release in November 2026 for Thanksgiving, followed by a release on Netflix for Christmas.
>she's already on set bitching, sir/mystery/Previous: >>209872454No title>only gay storyline in the whole show >borderline pedophilic, explicitly a groomer/ groomee dynamic >gateway to more degenerate sexual activity (incest) >is punished by rebuke, violence and eventually death Why does 2005 feel so far away all of a sudden brosNo title>AI will replace bloody benchode artist in two weeks saar >the AI art in questionNo titleWas this fat and stupid man with a strangely familiar color scheme on his breastplate in the books?No title>13 year olds are considered incels
What happened to our society?David Blaine"You brought two too many."No titleThis movie was so depressing holy shit Was his daughter actually evil? Or was just just a feisty teenager mad at the world for being abandoned by her dad when she was 8?No titleand who shall we cast as the wholesome cosy dad in our children's' film? how about Christopher WalkenNo titleWas he a good Bond?No titleWhat year had the greatest concentration of kinos?No titleZoomers have no idea who this is.No titleDescribe the sound a shotgun makes when you pump it.No title>Can you say that again, JUST the way you said it?No titleThe more I watch movies, the more I feel like it's becoming an outdated medium. I just watched The Creator, and while it was fine, I didn't really feel like I got anything meaningful from it—no emotional reaction, no lasting impression. The characters were decent, and the action was solid, but none of the emotional beats really resonated with me. I continually feel this everytime I watch a movie.Movie Directors who sing.yes its a thing, post the best ones .. here's David Lynch and its kino: https://youtu.be/-YDvRIWBovM?feature=shared
what you got /tv/?No title>as a filmmaker.../hor/ – Horror GeneralEmergency 'bos bake edition Prev: >>209861743No title>dude you wanna stomp the wallGhibliThe MatrixIf they need the humans to power the machines, then how are they powering the humans?Post your 3 favorite directorsFor me >1. John Boorman >2. George Miller >3. David MametNo titleThis utterly mogs Alien: Romulus. Better setting, better lead and better visual design too.No title>why do movies cost so much to make?No title>I am forgottenNo titlehow fucking embarrassingNo titleKate Mara and Sophia Bush gained traction playing teenage lesbians in Nip Tuck. What does /tv/ think of their careers?Did we not learn anything from the Jurassic Park movies?No titleThis guy is epic as shit in everything. Why did he never have a revival ala Nicolas Cage / Mickey Rourke?No title>The Shield : The MovieCan the Star Wars franchise even be saved at this point?Pirates & Indiana Jones>five movies >each one is worse than the lastNo title>Saves DisneyRaiders vs MummyThe great debateNo title2025... I am forgotten...No titleWhy is it considered to be the weakest of the three? Rohan aesthetics are GOAT, Helm's Deep is one of the best siege battles ever, and it had less bullshit than ROTK for sureNo title>woman makes a film about lonelinessWe can all agree this is the greatest TV show of all time, right?No title>these were considered single income minimum wage starter homes in 1999No titleWill the future of movies be interactive? Maybe you could also do the same with old movies and make your own alternate scenes.No titleI just learned that Americans cheer and clap in movie theaters. Never saw that in my country.No titleWhat are some good natural disaster kinos?No titleRay Wise acts circles around everyone else in this showNo title>Gets shot to death for instilling courage and discipline in his men so they can earn self-respect and survive Vietnam. >Why was Pile such a big fat selfish baby? Weakness ought to be despised.No titleSince we were talking about MK95, the first Resident Evil film is also good, that Paul W.S. had it locked down. It actually captures the vibes of the games really well without just copying their plot, but rather captures their sense of an industrial technocrisis clusterfuck. It doesn't do anything wacky like the rest of the films, it's a pretty straightforward zoombie flick. Even James Cameron likes it. The one weak spot of the soundtrack.No titleWhat's the best Goggins kino?No titleI always knew that soon women's are going to rule over men, just like how in early times men used to give order to women, it's going to be opposite now and maybe even worse than that. This show adolescence is a start of that era, the social acceptance that this show has recieved shows that we are straight heading into that era. Showing male as mentally weak and shallow, examining male minds and making fun of them. This is just the start, it's going to go only down from here.No titleWhen did it become completely irrelevant?Is Batman ever going to be as popular as this version ever again?No titleStitch just made pro-Palestine comments on Instagram. It's over for Lilo & Stitch.Metal Gear SolidThis won't be a movie. The macguffin is fundamentally too dumb an idea for audiences. The story is that terrorists have captured a base containing a mech called Metal Gear that can shoot nuclear weapons. The Metal Gear macguffin is simply a more vulnerable version of a nuclear submarine.
Audiences would be scratching their heads throughout the movie being like "Why don't they just capture a submarine with nuclear warheads?" and "Why did the government even build Metal Gear in the first place when a submarine is probably cheaper and less prone to attacks?".
