Board: /tv/
"/tv/ - Television & Film" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of television and film.
SCARY WEEK: NO HOH / NO VETO / NO NOMS
ZOMBIES: Cam and Jared
previously on /bb/: >>190221583 i'd like to see her DUNE, spelled backwards. About to watch the American Ring movies (The Ring, The Ring Two, Rings) based on the Japanese Ring.
What am I in for? Which one of you whale hunters would knock up Scorsese's daughter so you could talk to him about kinos? no one brings this show up unless a new season is out. yet, shows like x files from the 90s have regular threads ITT respected actors in embarrassing roles You guys talk a lot about nudity on film, but the only unnecessary ones are when the actress has a sad body.
Neve Campbell was one the hottest girls of the 90's and when she went topless it was a major letdown.
Any other examples? Serious question. I see this gay ass BJ commercial about a filmmaker. Never heard of her but that doesn't matter I don't know lots of filmmakers but may love their films incidentally. Quick book of knowledge search reveals her film catalog
>poor blacks
>racial """"inequity"""
>racisms
>slavery
>black teeeens arrested
>Nigger films basically
It made me wonder the following question. What black filmakers/writers have created real original and interesting concepts or films? Or are all black "creators" just standing on a soapbox and doing a cash grab over racism Have you ever seen it, Aragorn? The White Tower of Ecthelion, glimmering like a spike of pearl and silver. Why didn't he just stop having sex Why does /tv/ pretend that Pierce wants his wife to be fat? There is no evidence that he likes it. Twitter is smarter than this board >DUDE I'M SAM HYDE BUT LEFTIST AND WORSE No need to be a pseud for this one, just recommend comedies to switch your brain off to. why would you make a whore your girlfriend? this movie is shit
>puts the pornographic industry in a good light
>All the characters are degenerates, including Buck, who the movie tries to pass off as a good guy.
>The protagonist is an idiot who is rewarded for disobeying his parents
>"muh sex is an art form" NO it's not, sex is not a fucking sport
>BMWF couple who end up having a little American boy
>"cocaine dude Lol, le heckin epic"
>promotes debauchery as something worth admiring and desiring
>all the fucking characters are rewarded for their stupidity by giving them a happy ending
>clear homoerotic overtones throughout the all film
everyone who likes this shit should kill themselves >sets itself up to be an faustian anti-drug psa about there being no shortcuts in life
SIKE
>protag beats russian mafia and everyone thanks to the power of drugs
>tells the old man investment manager who was supposed to be better with his years of experience that he lost and to fuck off forever
>gets his gf back
>continues to stay rich, a genius, is going to be president, has unlimited amount of the drug, and claims to have perfected and weaned himself off while retaining the effects
and to top it all off
>gets away scott free with killing a hooker
will there ever be a more based movie? I was shocked by the ending. What the FUCK was his problem?! Why didnt he just shoot the goat? >It’s a Truman keeps dreaming about his ex girlfriends from over a decade ago episode
Truman thread >$396
Show must have made millions but they couldn't spare more than $500. fuck me the 4th season was fucking terrible
is it even worth to continue with the 5th and 6th? George Lucas INSISTED Luke turns into a broken hermit. If you disagree with this character development you are simply in the wrong. Are you the type of person that reacts a lot when watching a movie? It has been said this ruins Star Wars more than anything the Mouse has done to it? Why? He's gonna take you back to the past... >5 minutes in starts talking about how black people are superior
Shane is a republican and pretty redpilled on his podcast, why does he turn so gay on his standup. On his other special he spends 20 minutes talking about black guys fuck better and have bigger dicks. I need more buckbreakin kino It’s not fair. All I want is my own padawan. I would be a really great Jedi master, but faggot ass God has to be like
>“noooooooooooo. The force isn’t reeeeeeeeeeal. Be like a teacher or little league coach instead”.
Well you know what? NO! I will not be a teacher. That’s boring and gay. I want to teach Jacen Syndulla how to use the force. But it’s not real. Literally no one has ever had it worse than me. I fucking hate my life. Kathleen Kennedy should be fired. What would he be doing if he was still alive? Would he have tried his hand in comedy? Seeing him act like a total goof ball in a wacky comedy would've been interesting. what did he mean by this? Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.
QOTT: which film composer do you think deserves more recognition?
>/film/ charts
https://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ
>/film/ directors directory
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qgdYsMPAaFWrAa_7EHLpXqpOHLaDLmytM9wJ5nhGtqs
>/film/ literature
https://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlA
>but anon, where do I find these films?
https://rentry.org/filmlinks
>script to make 3x3 webms
https://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49
previous >>190161879 I'm going to kill myself tomorrow. >he's right behind me, isn't he? ITT: characters that people say you remind them of Memory holed films and shows One of the best horror movies ever made If you mention Moria or your cousin Balin one more time I'm turning this Fellowship around >"Am I the bad guy" before giving a cop trauma of killing an unarmed person the day of his retirement
>Is a complete narcissist anyway that cares more about how his family perceives him than how they feel about him
Yes, yes he is and you all are midwits Realistically speaking, what would you do in this situation? >That episode of Viva La Bam where Johnny Knoxville ruins Bam's feet with thumbtacks leaving him with painful bone spurs ending his skateboarding career
This was 9/11 for the skateboarding community. You can’t hurt me, anon. I’m rich bitch >well Rust, you really are the True Detective
whoa, bravo Pizzalotto >1 Primer
>2 Mulholland Drive
>3 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
>4 Lost Highway
>5 Enemy
>6 Synecdoche, New York
>7 Tenet
>8 Eraserhead What's with this weird trope of having serious characters lose to gag characters? It's not funny, it's just annoying, stupid, childish and devalues the serious character. Let serious be fucking serious and played straight, stop devaluing them with this annoying, childish and internally inconsistent bullshit. Who is the worst shipmate on Moya and why is it Chiana? >ruined a whole character for Twitter clout
>unironically fucked over the sequel series and any goodwill TFA made for a new story
>Star Wars still hasnt bounced back from it
why is Rian still praised in Hollywood after this shit? >It's a Dr. Milfi episode NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Does actress Emma Dumont have any new roles lined up? They say her upcoming film New Me has lesbo stuff. In the last post they said she came out of exile. Is she going to leave Amazon and Applebee's now? Ryan Reynolds is a relentlessly wealthy and handsome actor >hear a spook
>open your door to see who it is
>It’s Marilyn Manson
What do? Decided to rewatch House. My recently deceased brother used to love this show. Havent seen it in like 10 years. What am I in for No show depicted the suburban American family as real and made it as compelling as Six Feet Under. Out of all the great HBO shows, this has become severely overlooked as time passes, and it is for shame, since it is great and absolutely worth anyone's time. Let's settle this once and for all /tv/ Talk about your favorite and least favorite episodes of this evil season. Discuss jokes you thought were funny, scenes you thought were scary, and have a good time!
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vysgv7qVYTo Do you think he got an erection in his scene with Kate Mara? I am Po. And I’m gonna need a hat. >I don't like my job. I don't think I'm gonna go anymore Whats his best performance? He's actually a good actor. I feel like we'll be getting kino from him for decades.
Has he ever given "bad" performance? >wrote, produced, edited, scored, and starred in his own film after college
What have (You) done with your life? >tfw ywn be eaten by a hot MILF witch
Why die? >after 2 years of service in the FORCE they come back to earth in late 2023 (21 years had passed due to relativity)
>a global socialist government has took over
>people ''own nothing and are happy''
>degeneracy and homosexuality is encouraged by the government
>two thirds of the population live on government assists and the taxes are up to 92% for the people that work
>people use special snowflake pronouns
>the entire planet is a shithole
>the high officer giving the QRD is a flaming faggot
Its scary how prophetic this sci-fi novel from 1975 is. I wish someone had the balls to adapt it into a movie. Thoughts on Death in Venice (1971)? Ladies, gentlemen, and gentlethem............let us discuss the most decadent of all modern television series............I AM JAZZ
Rarely has a show like this yielded such "can't turn away" television. The inception of the series was put in motion to monetize/memorialize the perfect MtF transition, both medical and social, so that the narrative could be put in place and the example set in stone for eternity.
Eight seasons later, we have had almost every possible disaster recorded and televised in excruciating detail from POP to My 6000 Pound Transition, we have achieved Hellraiser style kino. So there's this movie called Molly's Game, it's about gambling and stuff I guess. Anyway, I really liked it. There should be more movies like Molly's Game did they seriously not release the track playing over the final dinner? Why isn't him in more movies? >go to cinema as single man with no job, dangerously close to 30 yrs
>when ask for ticket to barbie cashier make face
>"You're not one of those Ken guys are you?"
>mfw >I am better than you
>That's just who you are. You're a fuckup. Look, losers like you are incapable of taking care of themselves. You're either leeching off mommy or off welfare. That's YOU! What's to know? You serve absolutely no function whatsoever. It's pathetic.
How do you respond without sounding mad? Just watched this on Jewflix last night. What should I think of it? Watched this yesterday.
Pure kino of the highest order.
Any more old musicals that should I be aware of? >British humour
It's fucking awful Came for the milf
Stayed for the footy >I'm waiting for the sun to shine
what did he mean by this? >take your popped corn and never come back again, cracker ass bitch ITT: worst CGI imaginable. People don't look at film spines anymore. A lost art. >casually BTFO's The Rock and Cena's entire filmography in a 5 minute scene Literally no good movies/tv shows this year Can you name all of them? THEY TOOK MY FUCKING SWAGGER! >character was popular for a brief amount of time from 2011-2012 and then never again farmigabros we are so back. >Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina What was happening here? I'm genuinely confused Why is Star Wars just for girls now? There's the the Reys and the Ahsokas and the Sabines but no major male character for boys to relate to. Where's the modern Luke, or the modern Han Solo?
These are the closest ones but none of them are the real deal. Young Luke? The big wigs hate this character. Cal? Stuck in games and ginger. Baylan? Actor's dead and he's not someone boys look up to anyway.
What's going on? Cranston is the better actor and gave a much better performance, but the secondary characters in BCS are better. Which do you prefer? Why don't they make kinos like this anymore? I AM A ROCKER
I AM A ROLLER
I AM ALL OUT-OFF-CONTROLLER >Whaaaaat? I was like “why didn’t you tell me?” How do we save her career, bros If you were Theon, how would you convince Ramsay Snow not to cut off your dick? It's rainy and dark outside. It's Sunday and I'm going back to work Monday after having a week off. What are kinos for this feel? >Gets all the way to Cell Saga
>Cuts back to Raditz next episode >Best Bond girls
>Worst Bond movie
What gives? Holy kinonental, do you think john will make an appearance? WHOA WHAT IF THE PREDATOR FOUGHT A WOMAN >commits genocide without hesitation Sometimes i feel i watched everything worth watching. "Leftists need to believe, and nowadays, they'll believe anything." >entire work is about the increasingly occurring reality that is higher government, coverups, and a future of total control using conformity and safety as an excuse
>movie adaptions: BRO CYBERPUNK SO COOL! Prison was hell for... Marv? I find it hard to believe.
https://youtu.be/AAEJedBQk7s gettin jiggy with it
saw x thread >You know, I don't know if I could do this even if I wanted to. The jannies would never give me a 4chan Pass. I have at least two dozen off topic warnings and 3 day bans on me >that one Teen Titans episode that was about how a racist character can still have redeeming qualities about himself and isn't solely defined by his racism
Imagine if they tried to air something like this today, lmao. how did Disney manage to cast the absolute best person for the role? it's literally impossible to find an Actress better to cast for the role. >every murder is some complex love triangle, massive conspiracy, or corrupt elites
>it's not gang members shooting each other or homeless men fighting over a sleeping bag It's too bad the Muslim world doesn't have a single good film industry that could justice to this story. What did you think of the ending? Film is good, loved the 50s aesthetic. I guess Greys want to create a human utopia, to make humans behave how they believe they should. >leans
>whistles
how do you respond without getting mad Found footage kinludo
Why cant more or these be made If you were looking for Canadian Sopranos, this is it. And it's pretty good Now that the dust has settled, was TLoU as good as everyone says? I wanna watch Rambo 1 (and the rest) with my 10 years old brother. Does it have any sexual shit in it? >it's not a science fiction film, it's a space opera everyone vs ncuti edition The final boss of Lynch films This is why we can't have trad wives dagestani fighter zack hadelov might become the next ufc champion Who was in the wrong here? >be 19
>watch 8 1/2
>"why do people like this so much it's just about a sad old guy
>be 28
>rewatch it
>"oh now I get it" New Miyazaki film coming out with almost 0 advertising
>General Matsui Iwane, a stern and battle-hardened leader, finds himself at the helm during the tumultuous years of World War II. Amidst the chaos and challenges of war, it is his canine comrades who provide him with solace, unwavering support, and a glimpse of the enduring beauty of life. HE'S FARTMAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH0ignMOPg8 Examples of poor man's idea of what being wealth is like I haven't been to theaters in a long time. I thought it would be nice to go to watch Butcher's Crossing at my nearby Theater which is already in a black neighborhood, but whatever. Go to their website... No Butcher's Crossing playing.
Basically, the Jews won and the West has fallen. The Shield is 4chan
The Wire is Reddit 
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