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Is this worth watching for Saorise and Emma? I drank the 6 pack of Twisted Teas™ If you had to guess, why is Hey Dude associated more with the 90s Nick, despite it being an 80s Nick show? I noticed Double Dare and Eureeka's Castle tend to be called 90s Nick shows as well >narcissist
>takes psychedelics that are supposed to kill your ego
>inflates his ego instead and he is now an even bigger narcissist
What a prick. >in the midst of twink death
>dune 3 still hasn’t begun shooting
Ruh roh I watched this movie while having a headache which tends to make me like the movie less, but holy fucking shitballs this movie is incredible. Just... bravo, Nolan. The ending is perfect. Everything perfectly falls into place, every little detail. It starts out kind of confusing, and Matt Damon is kind of annoying, but then you get to the black hole and oh my goodness gracious it all comes together. This movie is near perfect. What an expertly crafted emotionally driven masterpiece. 10/10 movie. 
The author (Frank Herbert) who wrote Dune was a homophobic pro-eugenicist breeding fetishist who was absolutely obsessed with procreation, to the point where he disowned his gay son (Bruce) for being “an evolutionary dead end”, while his other son (Brian) went on to butcher and rape his father’s legacy once he kicked the bucket. Frank also wouldn’t have his gay son at his wife’s deathbed.
Did you disown the correct child Frank?
Frank also for some reason assumed an all-male military was destined to devolve into gay sex, so the armies of the god-emperor consist of all-women. Because women would never rape or abuse power. Surely.
The Bene Gesserit aren’t a good example of a “strong” female order either, since they’re terrified of the masculine ego behind closed doors, and worship the coming of a prophecized god-male who they fear they will be unable to even control.
Why are Dune enthusiasts so stupid and ignorant of their own beloved setting?
The Baron being a fat gay pedophile isn’t even problematic by the way. I’m gay and I’m not offended by it. movies these days are doing so terribly in theaters that they’re now resorting to bringing back older movies to try to sell tickets. SAD >Ani, you'll always be that little goy I knew in Palestine.
What did Lucas mean by this? >Love.Lies.Bleeding.2024.1080p.WEB.h264.ETHEL
.Love.Lies.Bleeding.2024.1080p.WEB.h264.ETHEL
>Love.Lies.Bleeding.2024.1080p.WEB.h264.ETHEL It was fine. But if felt like they didn't even try to make it great. Replace one word from the title of a film or tv show with the word "gay" >Chani is my secret weapon,” Villeneuve said about his changes to the character. “Frank Herbert was sad to realize that people saw the book as a celebration of Paul Atreides. He wanted to do a cautionary tale against messianic figures, a warning against blending religion and politics. I wrote the second movie trying to be more faithful to Frank Herbert’s intentions than to the book.”
>“In the book, Chani is just a follower,” the director continued. “I came up with the idea of her being reluctant. She gives us the critical distance and perspective on Paul’s journey. I wanted to make sure the audience will understand that Paul becomes a dark figure, that his choices are exactly what Chani was afraid of. He becomes the colonizers the Fremen were fighting against. And then the movie becomes the cautionary tale Frank Herbert was wishing for What was it like, old-timer anons? Did it smell good? Did you actually spent time reading the covers? Did you talk to the other kino enjoyers at the store? What happened if you didn't rewind? European Spanish dubs have no reason to exist when Latino dubs are much better and can be understood across ALL Spanish-speaking countries. Are you watching Velma Season 2? It's pretty kino. IT’S YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT. Why doesn't everyone stop shooting with digital cameras and shoot movies on film instead? Even garbage like Wolverine Origins looks better than Deadpool 3's digital crap I may be a Sneed but at least I'm not a Chuck! I just found a 100$ amazon gift card. What should I get? ITT: based movies
Is this the most based movie since 2010? A great film by noted child murderer John Landis. if they could do shit like this, why didn't they do it sooner? why so many years of literal shit like Oye primos? Should I watch Paris Texas or Deliverance. Haven’t seen either. Which Alien films will be rewatching tomorrow for Alien day?
For me, its this misunderstood masterpiece. Yep, it's already over the X-Men, black Rogue incoming lmao START THE THREAD BEFORE I PISS MESELF This movies are actually pretty good >movies that filter out retards every single time like a litmus test
Show this movie to somebody you know. If they hate it, stop talking to them. If they enjoyed it, be their friend for life.
Any other movies that do this? What would be the juiciest lost footage out there? This was considered comically unrealistic 20 years ago i really enjoy antiques roadshow, whats your favorite roadshow find or interaction? is better than every MCU movie. How did Frozen Empire fail? It had everything everyone wanted... Are you looking forward to a single upcoming film? Welcome back to X-Play!
Here's Adam Sessler and Mooooooooorgan Webb! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPjsoYfTxj4 Any genre and both positive and negative portrayal of America and Americans is welcome, so long as the movie is good Does this really happen outside of fiction? How can I make this happen to me? Horror movies are so fucking bad, I want to like them but :( In Bruce Almighty, Jen Aniston’s character was supposed to have her boobs growing throughout the movie.
Who stopped this from happening? Better or worse than Taxi Driver? >commits sudoku to save you
Fuck man ;-; American actors need a green screen or cgi to film a scene like this
pathetic Why do chefs get all the TV fame and fortune? Why no love for bakers/patissieres? Are there any films regarding these oft-overlooked heroes? ITT: Actors who have way better bodies than they get credit for >treat his son like shit but find the gaijin amusing >gets out laptop and connects HDMI cable to TV
ISHYGDDT /tv/ thought it was RDJ posting that shit Weird show. Conan isn't charismatic but acts like he is. Why do anons here say that it is based? that must suck so fucking bad Sexual awakening in the form of song. Aladdin def got his fingers stinky that night.
https://youtu.be/0eWUhXPhIaE?si=rS0eFMxauzGmCmdI Peak action kino
https://twitter.com/TweetsOfCats/status/1783587790074073303 I don't get it. Why did her head split open and became all demonic for no reason. Why wasn't she huge? Her voice? >*21 Guns plays*
>"Hey, Marge. Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?" How come Sydney Sweeney is so good acting as a bullying, bitchy, popular, bimboish character? >The Last Samurai
>Shogun
>The Wovlerine
What do Japanese mean by this? How the fuck does sound come out of this? Who do you think is the most underrated, unknown, foreign actress?
For me, It's Miriam Stein from Generation War DUNC is great and hell be damned. Faggots too, along with Lynch.
DUNC FUCKING ROCKS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTmBeR32GRA Any good Chinese/Hong Kong kinos? Beside the 80s martial arts flicks, obviously. wtf was this guy's problem? like seriously >the new commie republic are the good guys
WHAT THE FUCK Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.
>/film/ charts
https://mega.nz/folder/87xyiJjZ#3B2eXe2lmN2KbFNNEagggQ
>/film/ directors directory
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qgdYsMPAaFWrAa_7EHLpXqpOHLaDLmytM9wJ5nhGtqs
>/film/ literature
https://mega.nz/folder/XCokCRpR#tlesB0J_7jhaEWZVJqVzlA
>but anon, where do I find these films?
https://rentry.org/filmlinks
https://rentry.org/kinolinks
>script to make 3x3 webms
https://textdoc.co/D5QNYIX2avmsqi49
Previous: >>198569242 >is a cannibal
>called Hannibal
I'm actually not memeing who the fuck thought up this goofy shit Do you think Dok-Ondor ever spent time with Andor on Endor? Who the FUCK did he piss off? I Am Jazz' star Jazz Jennings feels 'happier and healthier' after 70-pound weight loss this was unrealistic. there isn't any dangerous levels of radiation 2 months after a nuclear blast The streaming site is normally used to watch sports for some reason isn't showing NBA basketball anymore. Anyone know of a site where I can watch NBA? Looking for some good finished anime tv series, pic related, anymore? DADDY DIDN'T GIVE ATTENTION ...this is not The Pope's Exorcist II: Electric Boogaloo. I'm happy, but sad.
>A troubled actor begins to unravel while shooting a horror film. His estranged daughter wonders if he's slipping back into his past addictions or if there's something more sinister at play. >be Aragorn
>be son of Arathorn >And HE gets to be the MESSIAH?! What a sick joke! You attend Gordon Ramsay's suicide gourmet night and he asks you to cook the best meal you're capable to concoct. Wyd? Its the late 90s to early 2000s, and you're watching Wild On! what THE FUCK did I just watch >Hello Anon, I want to play a game
>For years you have mocked a mentally disabled man you call "janny," the internet janitor of an imageboard who wears dresses in his spare time and still lives with his mother at the age of thirty-six
>This ends today. In front of you, you will find a pair of scissors and a scale, just within your reach. To survive this trap you will be forced to mutilate your genitalia and place them on the scale, freeing you from your restraints
>If you fail to complete your task within sixty seconds, a hatch will open allowing feed and seed to pour down into the tube connected to your throat, cutting off your flow of air and dooming you to an early grave
>Do you have what it takes to cast aside your manhood, and become the very thing you so despise? Live as a woman, or die as a man. The choice is yours What's your favorite Banderas kino? Why was Double Dare the show that got Nickelodeon to be really popular? Sure, You Cant Do That on Television was a success (Though it isn't a Nick original, since it was an import from Canada), but Double Dare was really what put Nickelodeon on the map. It was so big that Nick got enough money to fund their own original cartoons titled "Nicktoons" and make more ambitious live-action series and such
Also, what personal memories do you have of Double Dare? >now try to keep up with me, if you can.
I'm right with you, Holy Father.
>Good.
>Ok, so, who is the most important author of the last twenty years?
>Careful now, not the best, virtuosity is for the arrogant, the most important, the author who has sparked so much morbid curiosity that he became the most important?
I wouldn't know. I'd say... Philip Roth.
>No. Salinger.
>The most important film director?
Spielberg.
>No. Kubrick.
>Contemporary artist?
Jeff Koons. Or Marina Abramovic.
>Banksy.
>Electronic music group?
I don't know the first thing about electronic music.
>You say Harvard is a good university! Anyway, Daft Punk.
>The best Italian female vocalist?
Mina?
>Very good!
>Now do you know what it is, what the invisible red thread is that connects them all, all these most important figures in their respective fields?
>None of them let themselves be seen. What is it about children's cartoons that get the Japanese so uppity? So this is where the smug basedjak came from. Love both movies but the sequel has not a single memorable line of dialogue. Not even one. >Yo onions Jacinto el Grande, TOMA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >think of your favorite movie
>don't post it in this thread >watching Aussie rip off of American pickers
>they go to a movie theater in the bush
>old guy has an original film print of Star Wars (1977) In her final scene in S1, Patti recites the second half of Yeat's poem "He Bids His Beloved Be At Peace":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG-sxcGdlQ8
The first and unspoken half of the poem makes use of the four directions:
>I hear the Shadowy Horses, their long manes a-shake,
>Their hoofs heavy with tumult, their eyes glimmering white;
>The North unfolds above them clinging, creeping night,
>The East her hidden joy before the morning break,
>The West weeps in pale dew and sighs passing away,
>The South is pouring down roses of crimson fire
During Patti's burial, Kevin reads out Job 23, which makes similar poetic use of the directions:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmncuWCJUC8
What does it mean? The point of the bible passage is clear, but what is its thematic connection to the Yeats poem? Is it a coincidence? >I NEED THE FUCKING BADDEST MOTHER FUCKER OUT THERE YOU LIMP DICK RETARDS! HOLY SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS? IF YOU DON'T FIND ME THE HARDEST MOTHER FUCKER OUT IN HOLLYWOOD YOU WILL BE OUT THAT FUCKING DOOR AND YOU WONT KNOW IF MY FOOT OR THE DOOR KICKED YOUR ASS OU-
SIR HE'S ALREADY CHOKE HOLDING YOU! I have never seen a James Bond film, which one should I watch? >Granny "dies" in the first act of the movie
>In the third act, when everyone is at their lowest, Granny comes back and says "Miss me boys?", and everything turns around Got around to watching both of the new Dune movies and I gotta say, these movies would be kino if you replaced the scrawny rat kike lead and the mutt Zendaya playing Chani. That's the only flaw with the movies. I do not like either of them, and that's a big problem when they are essentially the leads.
The Harkonnen scenes were kino. I kind of wanted them to win and just watch them battle with the fremen.
I wonder who would have been a better pick for Paul Atreides and Chani though. characters you are slowly becoming When will Shitwood make a proper movie about Vietnam? Who has the best SNL appearance?
Lindsay Lohan, Katy Perry, or Sydney Sweeney? I'm afraid that this is correct. Where is the Jules Winnfield of our time, where are those roles? Where are the New Jack Cities? >"I looked for you on the flight plan,” Bane said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Maimen answered.
>“Woe to the masketta man if we had been,” said Ser Smee.
>"I came down to crash the plane," Bane told them.
>"Our planes do not crash so easily," said Ser Bill.
>“Ser Juan Ovyu is fled to Gotham, with Dr. Pavleer. I thought you might have flown with him.”
>“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
>“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
>Bane’s hired guns moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.” When does he stop being so pretentious? Who's ready for kino to be back on the menu? ITT: Times when movies went full-blown retarded >watches the wire once
wtf I love niggers now? Peak post-apocalyptic kino. ITT: Television and Film before 2012 Just took a 5mg edible, what KINO, should I be watching? Yes, i will take my pinkish ass back to Europe where it belongs...
But, firstly, fuck my wife, Jamal. She needs it! 
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