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Movies with sex tourists doing sketchy shit in third world countries? When I reach for an ice cold brew I reach for Corona© and you should too. Who is going to play her in the eventual movie adaptation? >match with girl
>Get her number
>Asks me what type of podcasts I like
>I tell her I listen to Joe rogan
>She says "...seriously dude?"
>Me: "hell yeah I love joe rogan!"
>She gives me a peace sign emoji
>"Unable to deliver message"
>She unmatched me
Why does this shit happen? >I NEVER THOUGHT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE
>I FIND A WAY
>I FIND A WAAAAAAAAY What is your favorite joke/gag in Hot Fuzz? For me it's pic related. /ourgirl/ lia has a role in an upcoming western
https://deadline.com/2021/06/murder-emigrant-gulch-richard-dreyfuss-nat-wolff-anna-camp-aimee-garcia-zach-mcgowan-join-1234774472/ Characters that /tv will never figure out The only one I could think of, that could direct a proper biopic about the Fuhrer is Mel Gibson. Is Sam Hyde still relevant? Do these original trilogy movies have some of the worst acting in the history of cinema? it was never explained why he likes animals so much Which one was the bigger fanbase-killer? >Don't ever misgender me, cis scum So this basically confirms that girls poop, right? Who was in the wrong here? Jewish skinhead. Many such cases. Why is the 1970s DMV aesthetic in Loki so heckin' cute and valid? It's just perfect. Blacks make movie: Selling drugs, slavery, and/or evil whitey
White women make movie: Vaginas, periods, and casual sex
Gays make movie: About night clubs, hooking up, and STDs
White men make movie: ??? Conan O'Brien Smoked a Joint With Seth Rogan On-Air
Conan O'Brien is ending his 28-year run as a late night talk show host this week and he's letting loose. On Tuesday night's episode of Conan, O'Brien smoked a joint with guest Seth Rogan live on-air. It was definitely a first for O'Brien's career.O'Brien is wrapping up his TBS show after 11 years, and will be launching a new variety show on HBO Max. There is no word on when that show will launch or what the format will be, but he's leaving the nightly talk show game. He'll also be continuing his wildly successful podcast,Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. >Teacher wheels this into the classroom
Alright /tv/, what are we watching today? >MFW a multi billion dollar empire panders to 0.5% of the population for SJW twitter cred
Do they not realize this twitter weirdos are meaningless to their revenue? "Hey boss, this case seems pretty open and shut. Let's assign our worst detectives to the interrogation, get them some experience"
That's the explanation here right? Is Mackenzie Foy kino or what? He always was /ourguy/... >Never eat anything under any circumstances, even if you're hungry.
Was Frank anorexic? IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE Come watch an episode of The OG Addams Family with us on the stream below. It starts in 10 minutes after Adam-12.
https://vaughn.live/rubberchickens Be honest, /tv/. What do you expect? >the breaking...
>the breaking... I've got a 199 episodes of king of queens on my DVR what are some of the rare episodes? Where the fuck are my bambros at? How can we sabotage Jackflop 4?
https://youtu.be/lJN_4mc8jLI seasons 1, 2, and 4 are cartoony gay shit for children
season 3 is capitalism kino and an actual story for adults to watch
you cannot refute this i just maranthoned TENET after eating some edibles
anyone else seen this? what did I think of it? Who was your first TV crush? >Real freedom means good wages, short hours, security in employment, good
houses, opportunity for leisure and recreation with family and friends. Modern Science enables us to build such a civilisation
Parasite had its flaws but the dad was right on this one familiabros... are we the problem? Lady Loki is cute and i'm tired of pretending she's not space jew edition
>Legends Continuity Timeline
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlKJO4D2BftV-zZFT7gtxJt9VfT2MsQIM I coped for 19 hours trying to like S3. My happiness was LYNCHED. MACHINE MEN WITH MACHINE MINDS
Post epic movie speeches How would you rewrite the Star Wars prequel trilogy? Any good film review/discussion podcasts? Uh, what you got here is a Paimon problem alright. What's next for Euphoria star Sydney Sweeney? Hey everyone! Miranda Cosgrove here! Thanks for being loyal fans and watching ICarly! Love you all! >Ooh, you don't like real girls. shut the fuck up and let me die in peace What the fuck is wrong with black people? WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF Name one movie not influenced by The Rock >heres your kino cushion, babe, its movie time >relationships are le hard and we end up hurting the people we care about.
BRAVOOOO WENDERS! Seriously though what a piece of crap, am i right? >joe rogan played a sex symbol But lookin' all of twenty one I hope you Americans can hear my sigh from across the ocean.
This show is so fucking stupid. I love seeing what people thought future tech would be like before the digital revolution. The clunky analogue plastic computers of the first Star Wars movie, the entire aesthetic of Hardware and Blade Runner, etc. what would do if you meet tarantino What a snoozefest, what went wrong here? BBCbros... how do we get our mojo back? I'm about to get on a plane for a few hours. Which movies should I download to pass the time? I have Napoleon Dynamite and My Dinner with Andre ready. Need one more. So Littlefinger can obtain a Valyrian dagger but Tywin fucking Lannister tries for decades to have a Valyrian sword and only succeeds after Ned Stark's death? This feels like a cum town bit. something about mid-30s white women with eye wrinkles makes me want to scream KINO Which Hollywood actors could be described as "truly evil" for what they've done IRL. Hard mode: no pic related. share you thoughts about it and about Leone's work You guys are fucking IDIOTS, e3 was fantastic. Smol femaloki is CUTE and the sexual chemistry was FANTASTIC, hiddlestone's flirtation game is strong as hell. If he doesn't fuck himself I'll be sorely disappointed. Why did so many people go bonkers hating this movie? People are acting like it was the worst movie of all time. It was just regular bad. HARD CANDY vs. ZODIAC
"Those aren't Horror you faggot" mega hitters!!! https://strawpoll.com/jfu6vqy7a Will Kim reappear in the Gene timeline?
Will the writers pit her against Jimmy? What do you think of actor/comedian/spokesperson Milane Vatnrub? This movie ruined an entire generation of men First the chimeras in sweet tooth and now this. Are they just furfags at netflix or are they priming us for something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJO5m6EFL6A >slaps some dummy for years
>now I can 1v10 guys with weapons in a streetfight
wow, who knew chinese martial arts were so BASED and POWERFUL Movies carrying this sentiment? Today I was hungry so I went to Chipotle for lunch, and saw a girl on the way there.
I had placed an order on my phone with a pick up time of 11:45 am, which was cutting it close because I had a video call meeting scheduled for noon. Even if my order was ready at 11:45, it's about a 10 minute drive back to my apartment, so I didn't have any time to waste.
Anyway, back the to girl I saw. I had parked my car a block away from the Chipotle and on my walk over, I saw this girl sitting outside. She looked maybe 26-28 years old (just a couple years older than me) and she was wearing jeans and sunglasses with bright yellow plastic frames. I saw her staring at me as I walked along the sidewalk toward the restaurant, but kept my head and eyes forward and didn't look at her.
As I was walking out, I see the same girl is still there and she stares at me again as I am walking down the street (this time I'm holding a Chipotle bag, did she think I was grubhub or ubereats driver? My hurried pace could reasonably indicate that, but I didn't care, she would be a dumb roastie for presuming that).
I can sense this broad staring at me, so finally I look over and she looks at me for a second then looks away. I am 93% certain she wanted my pp, but the problem is she was (and this is a little difficult to tell based on where/how she was sitting and the view I had of her) a 5/10, and on the other hand I am a good looking man, most women would say I'm a 6.5/10, but if they think I'm higher than that, it's usually much higher, around an 8/10.
The way this bitch was staring at me made me thing she was thirsty for my pp, and it made me feel a mix of disgust, and also that I was better than her, because she wanted me to talk to her and I wouldn't do it.
Anyway, the chicken bowl was ok and I'm still lonely and want a gf. Movies that are about to be canceled. They trick and manipulate people into agreeing to it with flattery and appeals to vanity.
>this is a HEROIC gift! Think of all the lives you will save! Wow, you're such a great person!
Potential donors (or their families, if you're already deceased) hear this and picture you being wheeled into a hospital room, then some kind white doctor and nurses having a moment of silence in your honor before taking out your heart, so some little kid who just wants to play baseball and ride his bicycle can live. They do this on purpose and it is a giant lie.
What really happens most of the time, is your vital organs don't get used at all, and nice people don't do it either.
Most likely, your body will get shipped to some chop shop grimy processing center where minimally educated, fat and ugly Puerto Ricans who earn $14/hr and play Madden on their phones during smoke breaks will carelessly and disrespectfully ransack your body for skin and tendons (to be sold for cosmetics or other commercial purposes) while they crack jokes with each other. Or they will just chop you up and sell your parts for money to dubious research, for use in medical devices exported to 3rd world shitholes, or just sold to private individuals to do god knows what with. Seriously, some Reuters reporter did a story a few years ago, where they were able to buy human heads and other body parts after just a few emails to one of these chop shops.
They don't give a shit about your body, your "honorable gift" or whatever flowery language the kikes at the hospital/funeral home used to trick you into signing over your body. Don't ever agree to it.
I made it clear to my family that I don't care what they specified on their license or in their wills, if they die I will object and block body donation. Even if the wish for body donation appears in a will, living family can block it and get the hospital/body snatchers to give up if you make a big issue of it and threaten lawsuits. "Why oh why didn't I take the not-joining-the-mob-and-killing-my-boss's-racehorse pill?" now the dust has settled.
who are "They" ? >3 POINTS FOR UHH 5 POINTS FOR GRYFFIND- UH I MEAN 10 POINTS FOR 15 POINTS FOR SLYTHERIN FOR 5 POINTS FOR FOR 4 POINTS FOR HUFFLDOR I MEAN 10 POINTS FOR 5 POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
>5 FOR POINTS FOR 10 POINTS FOR UH UM
>CONGRATULATIONS GRYFFINDOR FOR WINNING YOU DID IT HARRY YOU ARE THE WINNER This is Ted Baxter saying:
Good Night, and Good News! >watch movie
>immediately go to /tv/ to ask how I should feel/think about it what are some kinos about somebody who makes a selfless sacrifice for the betterment of others? I'd like to begin to assemble a "great cyberpunk canon" full of works from every facet of art, be that movies, games, books, music, etc. That being said, what do you consider in your opinion to be the greatest cyberpunk film(s) or tv show(s) ever filmed? Attack on titan was my first anime (27 year old here) and i loved it. used to think anime was for weebs but now i find myself asking you if there are any other anime series as good. (not movies)
thank you Does /tv/ like Chris Broad What movie fits this description?
inb4 the retard mods delete this actually on-topic thread again for not being a twitter screencap or race baiting. 18 AND LIFE YOU GOT IT
18 AND LIFE YOU KNOW
YOUR CRIME IS TIME AND IT'S
18 AND LIFE TO GO rewatching true detective s2 and didnt remember her that rugged sex cool coomerette.
was there ever a better female detective? Why did this stewardess want to fuck Loki? He just threatened to blow up her plane if he didn't get a bunch of money. Do women IRL get wet over violent criminals? What are /tv/'s favorite Wong Kar Wai films? Mine are
Chunking Express and Days of Being Wild >PAGANS! AHHHHHH OH FUCK I’M GOING INSANE AHHH OH MY GOD! Ye got a license for that thread, anon? please recommend me a solid horror kino to watch while high tonight. Watch Mulholland Drive, NOW! >I AM NOT CRAZY
What /tv/ opinion did he have? How can I find a love like this? PREPARE TO MEET KALI...IN.... AH MY SHOULDER what was the point of Vin Diesel's character in Fifth Element? Remember when Sam Raimi's Spider-Man came out, and it was good and fun, and you were optimistic for a future when Hollywood would make other good and fun superhero movies of similar quality?
We were such fucking idiots. What's that anon? you don't think I can kill? was it just me or were these guys bumbling idiots in the first two movies?
>let Frank escape hell
>make a deal with Kirsty because you can't get Frank back yourself
>try to betray Kirsty
>she, despite knowing nothing about puzzle box, destroys you with it
>get your shit packed in by the Doctor in 2
they're like the devil's retarded brother Kino comedy
Also unexpectedly hot sex scene. Can’t elite e she has such a great body. They should have showed if off more in the Big Bang theory whats the biggest plot twist you seen in a movie /tv/? >2021
>I am forgotten
So now that the dust has settled...what went wrong?? >the charges officer?
also was pretty kino desu, i want to be choked out by the cute witch lady >hey /tv/ wanna come hang out and solve a dinosaur puzzle? It'll be wacky fun! uhhh Raiders bros?
>“In the course of rehearsing for a fight scene, Harrison Ford sustained an injury involving his shoulder,” a Disney spokesperson said in a statement. “Production will continue while the appropriate course of treatment is evaluated, and the filming schedule will be reconfigured as needed in the coming weeks.” Why is absolutely nobody talking about this fucking banger of a show? Its first season alone absolutely destroys the entirety of walking dead
saving season 2 bc i don't want to ruin the amazing taste in my mouth You're a big guy Phil! That's saying a lot nowadays. And this is my son's room. He's quite the movie buff >Saves the reality game show genre Oh no all those sociopaths... dead where the fuck is season 2? Please, come and discuss this idea about movies that i brought to life. This is a long post because I want to write my thoughts and describe details.
Imagine that you can watch a sequence of 50+ movies of different genres, from different directors and years of making. And after you watched first movie of this sequence, when you start watching second movie you start seeing or hearing references to the previous movie of the sequence and the third movie will have a strong references to the second or second AND first. And so on. In the end it looks sort of like "movies centepede" because all movies become connected and the elements inside the movies (like objects/places/dialogs/people) become connected too.
Would you be interested in watching something like this? Considering that all movies are "good movies" by themselves. I mean, if you watch them without a sequence, you can say that "that was a good movie", or "ok movie".
And from my experience, but ofc i can be biased to my own creation, when "ok movie" is placed in a sequence of movies, it becomes more than "ok movie", suddenly the dialogs are not so silly or boring anymore, they take on a second meaning. The meaning that was influenced by the sequence. And this second meaning can be found in any sort of references, from dialogs to objects and people.
And such sequence greatly rewards people who pay attention. Because only if you watch with attention to details you can spot all the references. And If you watch with one eye you my get just some of them. This is the only flaw, besides big time investment to understand why even watch a line of 50+ movies in the first place, that i can see.
I created such sequence, mostly i used horror and comedy genres, because they are probably my favorite and i dont feel bored watching these genres most of the time. But basicly, movies of all genres can be used in such sequence, you just need to know where to place them.
So, what do you guys think? ITT movies only you have seen Its was pretty ok. Some of them were great. The spider bitch was actually spooky. They just mentioned buck breaking in the most recent ep. This is the Dating Games fault. Should have listened to those 1960s preacher that it would lead to evil.
https://youtu.be/IJO5m6EFL6A Can we admit that Monty Python was never funny?
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