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> Everyone else: annoying regurgitated opinion
> David Lynch Theatre: I don't know what I am watching, but it is creative as fuck at least. >open door to bedroom
>she's taken my socks
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Previous Thread: >>201785744 Christcucks never recovered from this. I AM NOT ANYBODY'S MEAT PUPPET Why are slavs so aggressive ? In Dragon Vs Dragon caraxes neck is an easy weak point
spoil me does he ever fight dragons his own size or bigger than him & win so everyone is going to talk about blade for the next month & they are going to Finally give us another Wesley Snipes why would you need 4 toilets Are you excited for M3GAN 2.0? I would've thought this movie would have employed their marketing campaign to unleash bot/shill threads on here making threads about this movie. But just looking at the catalog and archive on here theres really not that many threads about this movie on here.Ya know like the other movies/shows that get shilled on here 24/7 like House of the Dragon, The Boys, Dune 2 (when it first came out), that shitty Furiosa movie and etc. Claudia Blacks’ thighs from the television series “Farscape”. >is extremely kino
>/tv/ won't watch it or discuss it because it is about jews
why are you so pleb /tv/? Thread for the discussion of arthouse and classic cinema.
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>but anon, where do I find these films?
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Previous: >>201730494 what's the Death Angels' endgame? Let's say they kill all the humans... what then? Was this the manliest TV character ever written? >watch anime
>it's genuinely fucking good
What's her name, /tv/? >cavalry charge
>Hundreds of extras
Yep I'm thinking kino Spoke to me more than Lord of The Rings, Stephenie Meyer is a real one Seriously, what the fuck was her/their problem? Can we please talk about the first show made specifically for Disney Channel to be a big hit? Disney didn't expect this show to blow up the way they did, but it became really popular, even if it ended due to the 65 episode limit at the time and there were plans for more Lizzie content before Hilary Duff's mom and representative made those plans not happen
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna3079874 >It was at that moment that I finally became a real American Beauty >Confirmed HE will be back as a regular in S5 and won't somehow just get killed in the opening as some kind of humiliation ritual
How are we feeling soldierboybros? Could he BE anymore dead? What type of TV shows do women like and watch? What did Kojima mean by this? Born July 26th, 2000, our Kiwi rose turns 24! What is her best role? I don't watch movies anymore Stop dating my mom, Anon! Or I'll kick your balls Who had the best back story? Why can't people understand male friendship without degrading it with homosexuality? What was the implication of the scene? >It's a gaslight the character into thinking they're insane episode
God I love this trope holy shit this feels like a parody of mexican culture
https://youtu.be/Kaf_ExJ1B8Y?feature=shared Every Alain Delon movie is kino.
How did he do it? >Be Dyatlov
>Get fucked over by le heckin ebic scientists who design a shit nuke powerplant and hide vital information from you.
>Nuke plant predictably explodes
>Do your best to salvage the situation
>Get lethal doses of radiation while trying to find one of your co-workers.
>Kick off your protective foot coverings to move faster and receive severe radiation burns to your legs that never fully heal.
>Do more brave shit no one cares or bothers to remember
>The gobermint throws you under the bus
>Get sent to the gulag on top
>Despite that spend your time trying to clear the name of your coworkers from blame.
>Fast forward a couple of decades
>A tv show about Chernobyl is made by a garbage comedy writer.
>yfw they portray you as a psychopath
>yfw they show you show saying "Fuck Khodemchuk" when you irradiated yourself trying to save him
>yfw they show throwing your coworkers under the bus after all you've done.
>Yfw pic related is your legacy Why was he called Krusty? Can someone explain this movie to me? When we getting Doctor Strange 3? All die to fucking humans because Wolvie goes to the bar
WHAT? There are no words to describe how exciting and fetishistic it feels to be mentally raped while a bare hand penetrates your head and plays with everything inside you.
I think i have a thing for bald women... One is given unlimited funds to protect you. The rest band together to kill you. Who do you trust with your life? In their prime, who wins in a matchup? >watching X2: X-Men United
>Ice Man turns on the radio and NSYNC's "Bye Bye Bye" comes on
>their faces all cringe and Wolverine turns it off >it's a Truman bores women by going into autistic details about recent dreams he's had episode
It is late at night, you are an elected official alone in your office working during a war. Then some four feds show up armed to the teeth and without a mandate, say you are under arrest in the name of the Galactic Senate that they didn't consult. The officer in charge has this bad motherfucker attitude about him, and you know you are getting Floyd'ed and Dokuu'ed, and he's already pulling his lightsaber out.
You ask him if he's threatening you, which he responds saying 'The senate will decide your fate'. You correctly remind him that 'you are the senate' (the senate would never support this coup attempt), and since they have no mandate, you pull off your own personal weapon of defense under castle doctrine and stand your ground laws.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4RQEEyTZWU&ab_channel=MejorEscena
You do a jump and immediately the four feds gang up to Floyd you, forcing you into self-defense. Once you are helpless — and just like you predicted —, the bad motherfucker officer is coming in to murder you as you can't sith.
Was this jedi brutality? HOH: Chelsie
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previously on /bb/: >>201758431 Why doesn't Tom Cruise have a single sci fi kino? That's kind of weird. >Be spontaneous. Put ketchup on your hot dog. Eat out a Thai hooker. Take that trip to Turkmenistan. Order the sauteed sheep's balls with a wine reduction sauce and a sprig of thyme. Have a mixed kid. The world is your oyster. It's time to admit that centrists make the best kino
Shoutout to my man Bill Burr for keeping it real Stopped watching superhero movies after Avengers 1. Do i need to watch D&W? Will i like it? >prices
to the moon
>immigrants
Increased tenfold
>coming home
It didnt
>voters
targeted >rewatch the films after actually reading the books
>realize all the accusations about the films being filled with hollywood sloppa are actually accurate
>beautiful slower moments and world building are rushed through, especially in 2 and 3
>Action scenes, CGI, melodrama and cool/quippy dialogue is given way more focus instead
I'm sorry bookfags, you were right all along. At least the sets, casting and soundtrack are still damn near perfect >This movie made millennials piss and shit and cum in their pants What kinos you decide to produce or what type of studio? Does anyone remember this? >You gave them ...the syphoning blowie? >um, actually...growing up in a stable household with parents who love you is FREAKING LAME DOOD!!
who writes this shit? who fuckin knew a movie about a pro wrestler and a stripper would be pure kino
kwab There are next to no qualitative films that are dealing with how BAD things are economically, or how bad they could get in the near future. Not even the average film festival is hosting indie films that deal with this issue. It's always focused inward with preoccupations about trauma and identity and what have you, or if it's systemic it never goes further than the veneer of ''oppressive capitalism'' and so on, basically stuck in the same kind of theoretical screeching that plagues academia. There's nothing concrete, utilizing the strength of the visual medium to convey the bleakness of it all.
You used to get a fix of this shit with class-conscious british cinema, or midwest american indie films, or eastern european miseryfests, but I genuinely don't hear about any of this kind of stuff anymore. This is the real issue with contemporary sedated cinema. True rebels would be the ones that directly tackle this shit down onto the mud. >Starve.Acre.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR
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>Starring Matt Smith and Morfydd Clark. When their son starts acting strangely, a couple unwittingly allow dark and sinister forces into their home, awakening a long-dormant ancient evil rooted deep in the countryside.
DEM RANGS OF POWER AND HIZZY OF THE DRAGON IN ONE MOVIE?
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
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Back again >absolute kung fu kino made in the year 2024
How did this happen? I like Neelix and I don't think he deserves the hate but I do enjoy seeing him suffer for some reason. I enjoy it more than O'Brian suffering. the fuck was his problem? Is magneto in the new Deadpool and Wolverine movie and if so, for how long and how much?
I don't care about x-men whatsoever but I love Magneto. Which movie has the best symbolism in its cinematography? Name a worse robot design Flopalympics. Politics destroys yet another good thing. Eat an oyster
Keep breaking her balls What an astonishingly beautiful sentiment. God bless that man. This looks like a cheap Chinese ripoff. you guys reckon billie eilish could become a great actress?
She played as Eva in the series Swarm (2023).
webms related What the fuck were their problem? Did she get blacklisted from Hollywood? How much better would your favorite film be if every actress was replaced with just a pussy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEPfM3jSoBw which Euphoria character did you most want to be why do people love this movie (and movies like it) so much? i was browsing the archives and it's 50/50 between "10/10 best movie evarr!" and "pseud, pretentious dogshit." for the people in the former camp, can you describe it for me? if you can't properly describe what makes it good, you've ceeded that you're just trying to look cool and contrarian. i don't want to come off as too opinionated because that tends to guide threads one way, and I really am curious why people like stuff like this. so please, this isn't a seethe thread. >the Soviets just refuse to fix the issue they widely know about in their nuclear plants even though one just caused such a catastrophic meltdown it almost killed millions and cost an insane amount of resources and money to contain
>no reason is given for them not fixing the basic issue other than the graphite rods are cheaper
How can having graphite rods be cheaper than avoiding another Chernobyl situation?
Very poor writing. This could never happen Was it kino or was it mediocre? Hey /tv/ I have a dilema. I can at MOST watch 2 movies from these because I have been very busy and have limited time. Which 2 should I spend my time on?
1. Scent of a woman
2. Sniper the white dragon
3. All the light we cannot see
4. Avenue 5
5. Finestkind (2023)
6. Zone of interest
7. Freaks (2018)
8. Waves (2018)
9. Under the Shadow (2016)
10. A few good men (1992)
11. Rounders (1998)
PS: Im usually a mystery/horror (not slashers but paranormal) or sci fi junkie(mainly space). If I had to pick a best movie of all time it would be the Shawshank redemption and interstellar a close 2nd.
Also if you have your own personal recommendations based on the shit I like I'm open to suggestions other than the list. >so cool even racists like him
TND and everything, but Blade is still one of the coolest cats. Peak Y2K. Is he going to bring the Noughties back? Down with Ali, and a comeback with Weasley. Do it Feige. >Game of Thrones was 20 years ago >It's a Clark gets his fat ass violated episode >Jenna, I told you not to buy that domain name. Say it out loud.
Jennas-Side. Jennas-Side. I'm not hearing it Liz What are your predictions/expectations for the next and final season /tv/? What are your favorite episodes? Anyone doing / want to do a watch party? I just had the Hobgoblins episode playing on youtube and was laughing my ass off, I’ve only seen a few episodes like that one horror/thriller movie where they’re in a hospital room and one of the guys in the room is already dead and in the afterlife or something, dunno if anyone remembers that. My dad had a bunch of them recorded on VHS. >Dead.Sea.2024.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264
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>A jet ski trip takes a tragic turn when a fatal accident leaves Kaya (Isabel Gravitt) and her friends fighting for survival in the middle of the open sea. Hope springs eternal when they are pulled out of the water by a fishing trawler. But the rescue turns out to be a deadly trap: the captain has a cruel plan that plunges the friends into a nightmare. Trapped on the murderous ship, Kaya must rise above to survive the cruel game and find a way to escape.
WILL THE BIKINI GIRLS LOSE THEIR ORGANS?
FIND OUT FOR VOD FRIDAY! Who are some characters that carried an entire cinematic universe? >Walked by a fine dining restaurant and saw a sign saying "Now hiring"
>Went inside and asked for the manager
>"Have you ever worked in a kitchen before?"
>I shook my head
>"Have you been to culinary school?
>I shook my head again
>"So you have no culinary background? Why should I hire you?"
>"I didnt go to culinary school, I watched the Emmy award winning The Bear on FX"
>"You're hired!"
I start my second day tomorrow. I rewatched first Transformers. Jesus Christ it mogs every blockbuster in the last 1,5 decades. Literally in every aspect: camera work, sound design, direction, but most surprisingly - CGI. It really does feel like CGI regressed. What the fuck happened? Do Americans really waste time and money getting shaved at work in order to intimidate their employees? No wonder the economy is in the toilet. I dont want Huge Jackedman to get old bros... Why didn’t Dr. Malcolm simply glide over the long grass? >female superhero
>her power is screaming so fucking loud i have to mute my tv What the fuck did I just watch Realistically, what should he have done differently? For me, it was Tyrannosaurus Alan How did you react to this scene when you first saw it in the theater? >You have (10) seconds to name a movie where no one dies Film felt kind of soulless without his character desu. Replacing him with Peter was a bit cringe. Wake up honey new HP movie just dropped! Not sure if /tv/ has already discussed it. Was it really so bad to the point they had to dedicate an entire MCU post-credits scene to shitting on it? Are British dads really like this?
https://youtu.be/c3RTUlsqx2w
>Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but I'm glad my single days are over.
Sure I hear guys talking about personal freedom. How they don't have to answer to anybody and how
they're meeting all sorts of new people. But the grim
reality is that scientists estimate that the average
American male spends a full four days of his single life
hearing the phrase "Pull the car over, asshole,
I'm walking."
There's so much paranoia and mistrust between the
sexes, it makes the war room in Dr. Strangelove look
like the Jacuzzi at Plato's Retreat.
For me, dating was like a casting call for America's Most Wanted. I once dated a girl who was so twisted, her personalities formed their own softball league.
Not that the women who dated me had it easy either. When I eventually did get a date, I got so excited, I looked like Martini when he finally got the boat ride in Cuckoo's Nest.
Toward the end of my single life I was frozen with fear about how to even go about meeting my soul mate. I mean, c'mon, singles bars? Do you know how hard it was for me to keep a straight face while some stoner broad told me what she thought Pink Floyd meant on The Dark Side of the Moon?
And, single people, if you still don't get it, I'll translate it for the commitment-impaired. Marriage is a never-ending series of one-night stands.
And I'm on the biggest hot streak of my life. So forget single, wake up and smell the stranger next to you. Marriage is the last step of personal evolution. It is the opposable thumb of human intimacy. So come out of the ape cage and give Darwin your phone number, dammit!
Of course, that's just my opinion, I could be wrong. Of course it's another shirtless male hero being oggled and objectified in the movie What's the quirkiest movie you've physically seen? If I am checking my watch or phone and it happens to be around the turn of the hour I will say out loud:
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Previous Thread: >>201783369 Kojima watched Deadpool & Wolverine ITT we discuss John Wayne.
Who is he? A boomer relic like Bob Dylan that should be left in the past? Or an icon of masculinity? ZERO DAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAnZdVG041Y >THIS is what Hollywood tries to sell as the hottest most handsomest young man of our time
Even chalarat has more appeal Women's diving is up first. >"Rose" is FINE! Moving on. mommy and daddy are coming home What would you do with this power? >writers keep putting character through torturous character development