>fly to burgerland because parents want to 'take holiday before trump' and somewhere warm
>land in Miami
>can't go as a family for some reason with my parents
>inb4 underage b& 24
>go to customs
>grills me about what I am doing try to wavie to my parents over down the line(got separated)
>asks me stupidly how long I am staying, where, and why
>jokingly say staying at the bus stand near the coconut trees, and well who knows if I like it might just stay! Doubt that though! I say jokingly
>demands to see proof of a hotel and return flight
>demands to see funds for stay
>tells me I must catch that return flight and move along

American customs is so bad, I've never been treated so badly EVER in europe

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