>>94715522
>Care to regale an old warhorse with your tales?
Ran a Mak Attax game once. There's an old pic I saved from 4chan of a woman, naked but covered in slices of american cheese, her mouth visible but the rest of her face covered, squirting ketchup onto her nipple. I had a player open the walk-in freezer to find THAT stood in there, chattering its teeth and twitching like a Jacob's Ladder extra.

This was back when creepypasta was starting to gain traction but not gone mainstream yet, so you could feasibly take a weird pic or story from the internet and run it as an encounter in UA.

One of the players was a longterm UA veteran, playing a dipsomancer. The rest of the group were virgins. The look on their faces when the dipsomancer's cellphone rang, he picked up, and I put on a gravelly "drank acid and chainsmokes" voice and said
>I KNOW WHERE YOU WORK. YOUR KIND ALL OWE ME A FAVOR IN EXCHANGE FOR NOT DYING.
was priceless.

Oh, a friend once ran "scooby-doo in unknown armies".
>Velma's a pornomancer, hiding her "ascension of the naked goddess" body tattoo under those frumpy sweaters
>Daphne is Velma's sub and assistant
>Freddy is a Mechanomancer, he used to be a thing with Daphne but traded his memory of their relationship to make the mystery machine run
>(if you doubt the above, remember fred's uncle is "the count von jones" who owns a fully automatic coffin factory in a dracula style castle, and then think about all the devices he builds)
>Shaggy is, like, a narco-alchemist
>(remember he's canonically vegetarian but clearly high as balls, that fits the narco purity thing)
>Scoob is Shaggy's Familiar, fucked up as that is. I think he was the spirit of Daphne or Velma's dad or uncle or something, hence why he's so protective of her
>We found and killed an Epideromancer Clown then edited the footage to look normal
>The Scooby Gang work for the Sleepers, keeping the tiger asleep by making people believe it's all fake while they put down dukes who go rogue.

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