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>be me, obese 35 year old khv wizard with a terrible skin condition
>start working at a clothing company with lots of young and beautiful women
>against all odds get invited to a party with coworkers
>never been to a party before. This should be fun. Maybe I'll even get a hug at the end of the night
>awkwardly make conversation with coworkers for the first hour
>end up standing by myself watching others talk and flirt for the night
>wellthisisawkward.jpeg
>pull out Switch from laptop bag hung on my shoulder
>load up Splatoon 2 and sit down on kitchen chair
>cute girl: "what are you playing anon?"
>show the screen
>"eewwww what the fuck is wrong with you, those are little girls and you are like 40"
>try to explain that the game is actually quite fun and that since all games are technically for kids this isn't any weirder than me playing a "mature" game like Bloodborne
>nervously overexplain
>now everyone is staring me as I talk
>I feel like I'm in court
>start sweating
>stuttering problem from middle school returns
>see people whispering to eachother while looking at me
>get called a pedophile
>chair that I am sitting on breaks
>drop Switch - screen gets cracked
>hit head on floor and start pissing myself
>I should never have came
>start crying on the floor in a pool of my own urine
>get asked to leave
>go back to work to work the next day
>awkward vibes
>HR tells me that the girls in the office feel uncomfortable around me and get asked to resign

Anyone else have this happen?

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