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a safe space for AUSgods to discuss the lympics
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Today's Schedule - All times in Paris Time CEST (GMT+2)
>Artistic Gymnastics
11:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 1)
15:30 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 2)
20:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 3)
>Badminton
08:30 - All singles and doubles
14:00 - All singles and doubles
19:30 - All singles and doubles
>Basketball (Men's)
11:00 - Australia x Spain
13:30 - Germany x Japan
17:15 - France x Brazil
21:00 - Greece x Canada
>Beach Volleyball (Men's)
14:00 - USA x Cuba
15:00 - Sweden x Australia
19:00 - Brazil x Morocco
23:00 - Italy x Qatar
>Beach Volleyball (Women's)
18:00 - China x Australia
22:00 - USA x Canada
>Boxing
15:30 - Women's 54kg Preliminary
17:06 - Men's 63.5kg Preliminary
17:38 - Men's 80kg Preliminary
20:00 - Women's 54kg Preliminary
20:48 - Women's 60kg Preliminary
21:36 - Men's 63.5kg Round of 32
22:08 - Men's 80kg Round of 32
>Canoe Slalom
15:00 - Men's Canoe Single
16:00 - Women's Kayak Single
>Cycling Road
14:30 - Women's Individual Time Trial
16:32 - Men's Individual Time Trial
>Diving
11:00 - Women's Sync 3m Springboard Final
>Equestrian
09:30 - Dressage (Team and Individual)
>Fencing
10:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 64)
10:25 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 64)
10:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 32)
12:30 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 32)
14:10 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 16)
15:00 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 16)
15:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 8)
16:15 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 8)
19:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Semifinals)
19:50 - Men's Sabre Individual (Semifinals)
20:40 - Women's Épée Individual (Bronze)
21:05 - Men's Sabre Individual (Bronze)
21:30 - Women's Épée Individual (Final)
21:55 - Men's Sabre Individual (Final)
>Football (Men's)
15:00 - Argentina x Iraq
15:00 - Dominican Rep. x Spain
17:00 - Ukraine x Morocco
17:00 - Uzbekistan x Egypt
19:00 - New Zealand x USA
19:00 - Israel x Paraguay
21:00 - France x Guinea
21:00 - Japan x Mali Why is peacock lying to me? most of these aren't live but are actually coming up in up to 30 minutes from now *BANG* *BANG*
>CAM ON INGERLAND
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
SCORE SOME FACKING GOLDS
*BANG* *BANG* >Once again the fencing is impossible to watch
Bravo retards Baldal edition
>schedule
https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/tennis?day=27-july
https://www.mubadalacitidcopen.com/en/event-info/event-info
>scores
flashscore.com/tennis
>streams
tennis2.sportshub.stream/
freestreams-live.my/tennis-live-stream14/
Previous
>>142968687 Australia vs Spain in 3 bongs
>we went from winning euros and world cups to in all likelihood not even making it past group stage
When will we see another Spanish golden generation, bros? CFFC on now
A1 Combat on now
Tuff N Uff on now THANK YOU FRANCE, THANK YOU PARISIANS >Lap:
#7272
>Countdown to Waffle Deathtrap GP::
https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:
>>143003237
>Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
219 (216 starts)
>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:
192
>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan
81
>2024 WDC Standings
VER: 265 (+10)
NOR: 189 (+18)
LEC: 162 (+12)
SAI: 154 (+8)
PIA: 149 (+25)
>2024 WCC Standings
Red Bull: 389 (+16)
McLaren: 338 (+43)
Ferrari: 322 (+20)
Mercedes: 240 (+19)
Aston Martin: 69 (+11)
>2024 WEC Standings
PER: 806.32 (+54.52)
RIC: 805.19 (+50.15)
HAM: 770.13 (+18.37)
>News:
FP3 soon
Hamilton will speak to FIA officials over Verstappen crash partial blame
Yuki Tsunoda receives a 60 place grid penalty
Max set for 10-place grid-penalty in Spa
Renault to leave F1 as power unit manufacturer
Will there still be a Dutch Grand Prix in Zandvoort in 2026?
Andretti's F1 hopes improve as GM set to strike deal with existing team After that ceremony if you got any self respect at all you wouldn't be watching the Olympics. And I am not even trolling. MORE GOLD MEDALS THAN THE REST OF THE WORLD COMBINED!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE AT? Men's gymnastics qualifying round on now Men's 60kg and Women's 48kg Suns v Lions
Saints v Bombies
In 3hrs:
Demons v Gas
Dockers v Eagles "The first non-white player in the NBA was a 5'7" Japanese from Utah" edition.
Manchester City have made an offer to sign 26-year-old Spain midfielder Dani Olmo from RB Leipzig. (Foot Mercato - in French)
>Barcelona are also chasing Olmo and have bid an initial £40m - which would be spread over four payments - plus £20m in add-ons for him. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)
However, Leipzig have rejected Barcelona's offer for Olmo as it falls well below their expectations. (Sky Sports Germany)
England defender Jarrad Branthwaite, 22, is intending not to sign a new deal at Everton unless they can match the £160,000-a-week being offered by Manchester United. (Mail)
>Manchester United's English defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka, 26, has rejected advances from West Ham and would prefer a move to Inter Milan this summer. (Talksport)
Manchester United have revisited a potential swap deal involving Wan-Bissaka and Inter Milan's Dutch defender Denzel Dumfries, 28. (Mail)
>Brentford's plans to let Tottenham and West Ham target Ivan Toney leave the club could be shelved after the 28-year-old England forward's replacement Igor Thiago suffered an injury in pre-season. (Sun)
Crystal Palace have agreed a 15m euro (£12.6m) deal in principle to sign Senegal winger Ismaila Sarr, 26, from Marseille. (Athletic )
>Arsenal have opened talks with Paris St-Germain about Spain midfielder Fabian Ruiz, 28, but a move would require the Gunners to offload a player. (Football Transfers) 3rd Test @ Edgbaston: end of day 1
ENGLAND 38/3.
v WEST INDIES 282.
Stormont Test: end of day 2
IRELAND 250.
v ZIMBABWE 210. & 12/0. Fucking end this humiliation ritual please I won't be able to show my flag here anymore
Bergmann Edition
11 days to Olympiad
Pools for Women's Indoor Olympic Tournament:
>A: France, United States, China, Serbia
>B: Brazil, Poland, Japan, Kenya
>C: Italy, Türkiye, Netherlands, Dominican Republic
Pools for Men's Indoor Olympic Tournament:
>A: France, Slovenia, Canada, Serbia
>B: Poland, Italy, Brazil, Egypt
>C: Japan, United States, Argentina, Germany
Olympic arenas (indoor and beach) being set for Olympiad
Some national teams doing friendly matches
>Players' data base
https://women.volleybox.net/
https://volleybox.net/
https://beach.volleybox.net/
Watch:
>International volleyball
https://vk.c*m/video/@primesporttv
https://vk.c*m/video/@vitalsport_plus
>European club volleyball championships
https://www.youtube.com/c/CEVolleyball
>Turkish club volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/c/trtsportyildiz
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjP538K_pvdlNnPJ7tz-xKQ
https://www.youtube.com/c/TVFVOLEYBOLTV
>Russian club volleyball
https://www.volley.ru/
>Brazilian club volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/@NSPORTS_OFICIAL/streams
>NCAA volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/@user-qd8cd7th4v/vídeos
>South American tournaments
https://www.youtube.com/@voleysur/streams
>Sorted volleyball stuff
https://www.youtube.com/c/volleyballworld
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfmF3w_E8PVRTqR5tnmMNpg
https://www.youtube.com/@AlternativaRetro/vídeos
>Olympic women's volleyball
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/125D36UxMybhcEwU83sN_1sBaseAHWciu Players showing Autistic passion and Hype.
There is NO reason for Varane to be doing all this for this 'United' What happened to USA?
Why aren't they dominating swimming anymore? Next up there are a few qualifiers underway:
>Xi'an Grand Prix qualifiers (25-27th)
>Wuhan Open qualifiers (28-30th)
>British Open qualifiers (31-3rd)
Tour calender:
https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2
Hompage:
https://markselby.one/ ASSORTED FRIENDLY GAMES
>26th July 2024
17:00 1.FC Nürnberg 3 (THREE) - 0 (NILL) Juventus
>27th July 2024
15:00 AZ Alkmaar - Atalanta
15:00 Hansa Rostock - Lazio
>1st August 2024
2:30 Bbilan - Real Madrid
>3rd August 2024
21:00 Juventus - Brest
Remember to PLEASE take your meds, shave your balls, not post if you're from a third world country, text your sister that you love her and keep it comfy, crusty and smelly. Literally the best part of the opening ceremony Why was the old one deleted? Volta a Portugal (2.UWT)
Stage 3
Crato - Covilhã (Torre)
161.2km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/startlist
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/stage-3
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2024/stage-4/live/livestats
Streams:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
16:00 CET
Previous Thread:
>>142976165 Senshuraku here we come
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nm5EhBSdr0
>Banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/
>Fight Schedule & Results:
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/13/
>Some sumo links and how to watch live:
https://rentry.org/uwbgc88d
or if you don't want to do that there are easily accessible Abema streams daily on yewtube
Current leader: Terunofuji 11-1
Takakeisho and Kirishima each with their backs to the wall facing demotion with another loss, Abi also in the hot seat
Shishi, Shirokuma & Shimazuumi leading juryo at 9-3
previous >>142924070 Starting in 10 minutes.
GET THE FUCK IN HERE! Worst opening ceremony of all time Who's the most relatable athlete competing in these Olympics?
>pic related for me First medals are out.
Now are they able to keep the lead THOUGH? Uhmm eurobros....not like this >Old white man passes the torch to a black couple Pre: >>142932208
>July 27th TNT Sports UK ESPN+ USA
Joe Joyce vs. Derek Chisora
>August 3rd DAZN PPV
Israil Madrimov vs. Terence Crawford
Isaac Cruz vs. Jose Valenzuela
Andy Ruiz vs. Jarrell Miller
Jared Anderson vs. Martin Bakole
David Morrell vs. Radivoje Kalajdzic
Andy Cruz vs. Ramiro Cesena
>August 10th DAZN
Serhii Bohachuk vs. Vergil Ortiz
>August 10th ESPN USA Sky Sports UK
Luis Alberto Lopez vs. Angelo Leo
Lindolfo Delgado vs. Bryan Flores >total medal count instead of most golds The button that makes commentators shut the fuck up, preferably permanently, so I can watch the sports in peace Name a more iconic duo. Pro tip you can't. This is the image that matters. This is their primary message. Seems like it's only us outsiders fighting their fight while they themselves don't care
>watch Olympics in 2024
>gay stuff gay stuff gay stuff After yesterday's disaster, I wanna see if we frogs can show ourselves without causing a burst of laughter and mockery. hell yeah, badminton is back baby
badminton is about to be on for 14 hours straight. women’s, men’s, singles, doubles, mixed, you name it
https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/schedule/badminton?day=27-july
how to watch?
https://www.techradar.com/streaming/entertainment/how-to-watch-badminton-at-olympics-2024-free-live-streams-and-key-dates
https://www.nbcolympics.com/badminton
MOTHERFUCKING BADMINTON
GET HYPED Was anyone here at the 1924 olympics in france? Was it better? How the fuck are we so strong at Judo? Shouldn't Japs and to a greater extent Asians dominate this shit? >the olympics opening was yesterday
Basically the Final Already Edition
Today's slate for the first of the Men's tournament:
All times CEST
>0900
Spain 25 - 22 Slovenia
>1100
Hungary 7 - 14 Egypt [LATEST]
>1400
Croatia - Japan
>1600
Norway - Argentina
>1900
Germany - Sweden
>2000
Denmark - France
>what is handball
Handball is like a mix of football and basketball with teams of 7 trying to throw a ball into a goal. It's fast-paced, physical and fun!
>what countries to look out for
>France
Winners of the European Championships earlier in the year and current Olympic champions. This is legend of the sport Nikola Karabatic's last tournament ever on his home turf.
>Denmark
World Champions who have been particularly strong in the past 5-10 years. Also a legend of the game, Mikkel Hansen is also retiring after this Olympics.
>Spain
Will be looking to bounce back after a disastrous Euros where they went out in the first round. Bronze medalists in Tokyo and have had some good results in recent years.
>Sweden and Germany
Not particularly as strong as France and Denmark but generally contenders and often at least make the semis
>Other countries
Japan, Argentina, Egypt, Slovenia, Croatia, Norway, Hungary
>Tournament format
2 groups of 6 where they all play each other, then QFs, SFs, and Finals (no ranking matches below that for the bronze medal).
>How to watch
Very likely you'll have to do some streaming unless you're from a country mentioned above. Should be on the likes of Eurosport. How well is Best Korea going to do in the olympics? >757 days since Ten Hag's appointment /WNBA/ GENERAL:
No games until August 15th
>All Star weekend with Caitlin Clark
>Sophie Cunningham participating in the skills challenge
>No Caitlin or Sabrina in the 3 pt contest Francels are paying billions so foreign chads can fuck their women and drink their wine. A lot of cheating going on and french have a ban on paternity testing
Is there anything more chucked than hosting the Olympics? >go to a park
>see your daughter with her tanned Polish boyfriends
>what do What is this technique called? The beach volleyball promises a spectacular setting with the competition taking place in front of the Eiffel Tower.
Road cycling medal event later
>Due to adverse overnight weather conditions and following a meeting this morning with all relevant organisers, the decision has been taken to postpone men's street skateboarding at the Paris 2024 Olympic Games until Monday 29 of July Redzone is still down
Latest news:
Tua on 212m contract
Jordan Love 220m contract Rank all the olympic opening ceremonies you saw Do they really have to do this shit everytime? All their athletes are anemic since they barely have any blood (or piss) left in them lol. Starting right NOW!
Get in here! I didn't catch the ceremony, did my gauliggas Asterix and Obelix make an appearance? You know, we Italians don't really like the French.
Still, until yesterday I had in me respect for France as a whole: for its history, for its achievements, for its position in the world.
But today I woke up and all I could think was that the French people are fucking disgusting. Sickening freaks. I don't think I'll be able to watch a Frenchman in the eyes without feeling nauseous ever again. I can't respect them. I can't think of them as normal human beings anymore. ITT: /sp/ composes a GOOD ceremony worthy of an olympics in France
>opens with the gojira performance
>followed by the boats presenting all countries with daft punk tunes in the background
>intermittently cut to the assassins creed performer running over rooftops towards the venue
>hands over the torch to jeanne d'arc riding over the Seine
>eiffel tower laser show
>then torch passing between different prominent french athletes from the river over the louvre, triumph arch, etc all the way to the fire, finally lit by Zidane >London 2012's inauguration ceremony still peak
How did they do it? Why are French so zesty bruh?
They're Pointing At Us edition
NRLW
>GAME 1
Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks v North Queensland Cowboys
11:00am AEST on Nine, Fox and Kayo
Shark Park, Cronulla
1.23-4.20
>The Sharks & Cowboys joined the NRLW last year, but missed out on the Top 8. Who begins their 2024 campaign with victory?
>GAME 2
Brisbane Broncos v Parramatta Eels
12:45pm AEST on Nine, Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.17-5.10
>The Broncos are expected to be premiership contenders again in 2024, can new Eels coach Steve Georgallis guide them to the Finals?
NRL
>GAME 1
Brisbane Broncos v Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs
3:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.35-3.25
>Can the Broncos build on their victory over the Knights to make a run for the Top 8, or will the Bulldogs rebound from their loss against the Cowboys?
>GAME 2
North Queensland Cowboys v Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville
1.60-2.35
>Tom Dearden continued his Origin form as the Cowboys beat the Bulldogs to hold 8th spot. Can the Sharks extend their winning streak in Townsville to 6?
>GAME 3
Sydney Roosters v Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles
7:35pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Allianz Stadium, Sydney
1.41-2.93
>Super Saturday finishes with the Roosters & Sea Eagles jostling for the top 4, featuring 2 of the NRL's best fullbacks, James Tedesco & Tom Trbojevic.
>Super League
Salford Red Devils v Castleford Tigers
12:00am AEST / 3:00pm BST
Salford Community Stadium, Manchester
1.34-3.35
>Salford bid to snap out of a two-match losing run, back on home soil as they welcome Castleford off the back of three successive wins. Holy shit chud it's actually your greeco western God!
Who would've guessed you're mocking your own God lmao They gave us a 3-minute long Minions advert in the middle of the biggest parade on Earth and everyone forgot about it immediately. the ceremony did a worse audience than the 2006 WC semi-final against Portugal, which was a total slurpfest
>Lap:
#7271
>Countdown to Waffle Deathtrap GP::
https://f1exposure.com
>Previous thread:
>>142988660
>Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx
>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481614
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
219 (216 starts)
>Femando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:
192
>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan
81
>2024 WDC Standings
VER: 265 (+10)
NOR: 189 (+18)
LEC: 162 (+12)
SAI: 154 (+8)
PIA: 149 (+25)
>2024 WCC Standings
Red Bull: 389 (+16)
McLaren: 338 (+43)
Ferrari: 322 (+20)
Mercedes: 240 (+19)
Aston Martin: 69 (+11)
>2024 WEC Standings
PER: 806.32 (+54.52)
RIC: 805.19 (+50.15)
HAM: 770.13 (+18.37)
>News:
Leclerc baffled by ‘difficult day to understand’ for Ferrari while Sainz predicts ‘headaches’ in Belgium
Verstappen admits Spa ‘tricky’ to find the balance as he focuses on Sunday's race with looming grid penalty
‘It felt completely different’ – Hamilton rues change in performance for Mercedes after ‘pretty bad day’ at Spa
Norris ‘not feeling super comfortable’ despite leading McLaren 1-2 in Belgian GP practice which olympic sport has the most qts? French people and politicians are angry about their athletes at Olympic don't want to bear France's flag and sing National Anthem. There's too much complaining, let's see if the brains of /sp/ can come up with something better than what we saw. divebros, get the fuck in here Favorite olympic Judo star?
For me its Geronay Whitebooi >Brazilian Ministry of sports makes racist post alluding to Brazilian boat at the Olympics
>The Ministry of Sports of Brazil published a photo of a monkey on a boat, alluding to the Brazilian delegation that would pass through the River Seine
Who was in the wrong here? OH NO NO NO NO
NO REFUNDS
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KWAB For me personally, full 118-minutes of body positivity and black trans rights parade. unironically what is the point of national team competitions if they are not represented by the ethnic peoples that founded the nations? There should be a law that states only those that are the descendants of Italic tribes can represent Italy, only those that descend from Frankish tribes can represent France etc. and it should be applied to all countries in the world. The reason why international football rivalries used to be heated is because of historical conflicts/wars, the German French rivalry stems from hundreds of years of wars between the two ETHNIC groups, but if both teams are filled with immigrants it just loses it's appeal and aura I have to thank the Frenchbros, it's been a long time since I laughed like this, but seriously why such a grotesque ceremony? last thread >>142935725
>>142935725
>>142935725
>Essential downloads:
https://sortitoutsi.net/football-manager-2021/essentials
>Guide to Football Manager:
http://www.guidetofootballmanager.com/
>Tactic and Strategy Guides:
https://community.sigames.com/topic/495115-tactic-and-strategy-guides/
>Training and Mentoring Guides:
https://community.sigames.com/topic/495114-training-and-mentoring-guides/
>Team Talks:
https://strikerless.com/2016/02/19/the-hartman-doctrine-why-the-hairdryer-treatment-works-surprisingly-well/
>Macca's official /trb/ database:
(2015)http://pastebin.com/uj27eQhe
(2016)http://pastebin.com/7e3Vv0ap
https://sortitoutsi.net/football-manager-2024/essentials
https://community.sports-interactive.com/forums/forum/19-tactics-training-strategies-discussion/ WHAT HAPPENED RESTOFTHEWORLDSISTAHS...? Now that the kosher show is over, what's the best place to watch the Olympics?
Cbc just has ads constantly. >mfw people are suprised frenchies are a bunch of faggots Bordeaux Stadium, Bordeaux
Saturday 27 July 2024
Kick-off: 15:00
Referee: Adel AL NAQBI
Spain possible starting lineup:
Tenas; Miranda, Garcia, Pubill, Pacheco; Gomez, Baena, Oroz, Barrios, Lopez; Ruiz
Dominican Republic possible starting lineup:
Valdez; de Lucas, Pujol, Urbaez; Marian, Morschel, Messina, Nunez, Gonzalez; Lorenzo, Urena why do europeans do this?
do they really want this degenerate culture to be the future of humanity?
my dad said he couldn't watch paris olympics because he was disgusted
why are they idolizing freaks when it's olympics, not queer parade What is the point of so much satanic imagery in these shows? Do they like to triggers christians or they just like the symbolism and want to appear deep? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlatmzDXXOg&ab_channel=KostisChorafas
we need more kino like this How has he played in Manchester United so far? He used to be the GOAT defensive midfielder in Real Madrid, but I didn't see him playing for MU. I've met France
she's black Why couldn't we get this kino instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGinR5W8CDs >July 27th TNT Sports UK ESPN+ USA
Joe Joyce vs. Derek Chisora
>August 3rd DAZN PPV
Israil Madrimov vs. Terence Crawford
Isaac Cruz vs. Jose Valenzuela
Andy Ruiz vs. Jarrell Miller
Jared Anderson vs. Martin Bakole
David Morrell vs. Radivoje Kalajdzic
Andy Cruz vs. Antonio Moran
>August 10th DAZN
Serhii Bohachuk vs. Vergil Ortiz
>August 10th ESPN USA Sky Sports UK
Luis Alberto Lopez vs. Angelo Leo
Lindolfo Delgado vs. Bryan Flores I did not watch this shitshow. Can someone give me a qdr of what was so bad? We play today against Ukraine
Hope the our diaspora brothers invade the pitch and kill the remaining Ukrainian men How much better would it have been if it were a DIFFERENT French city (not Paris)? Or still bad? This what I be doing while watching the entire Olympics ceremony. >food shortages in the olympics village
>terror bomb threats at key locations
>terrible logistics and transport
>dirty sewer-river as main open water venue
>dogshit opening and closing ceremonies
Paris olympics will be everything the media said the olympics in Rio would be. APOLOGIZE >already down on the medal table
IT'S OVER
Night show edition
No one cares about Paris Olympics fuck off subedition
News / Rumors
>Gio Reyna is highly likely to move on from Dortmund, as they no longer see him as an option in midfield and due to the lack of contract extension forcing their hadn. Olympique Marseille, managed by highly-rated former Brighton coach De Zerbi are interested in a potential transfer.
>Weston McKennie and Tanner Tessmann are linked to a move to Fiorentina. McKennie is not wanted at Juventus after he refused a contract extension and has been linked to a move away from Turin. Tessmann was inching close to a move to Inter Milan, but Inter ended their interest after they deemed Tessmann's agent demands to be excessive. Tessmann has found a new agency to represent him as he seeks a transfer away from Venice.
>While his teammate and friend McKennie looked to move on from Juventus, Tim Weah on the other hand is seen as versatile and valuable by new coach Thiago Motta, who has praised his ability to play both flanks and as a striker as well as a potential fullback.
>Yunus Musah is valued by Paulo Fonseca in Milan. He is "non-negotiable" in transfering away and is being viewed as the main option in a double pivot for the Red Devils
>Tactical Manager, a content creator account on YouTube and X with many contacts with current/former USMNT players and coaches, has a source (who he vouches has been trustworthy and accurate) who has said the following regarding the USMNT managerial search:
>>"“I can’t share specifics, but can tell you that they are meeting with exactly the people you would want them to, and by “you” I mean you specifically, but also fans generally. The reports about $ not being a problem are true (finally an accurate report). If we don’t land a massive manager it won’t be bc of lack of ambition or effort or money, I can tell you that. Overall meetings have gone well, there is confidence, but no deals done.“ >*BANG BANG*
CAM ON TEAM GB
>*BANG BANG*
WIN SAM FACKIN MEDALS >by making a joke out of the last supper, it not only insulted christians but also muslims as Jesus is a prophet in islam
literally what were they thinking? >/sp/ got buckbrocken by the french way of life We SUV globohomo, but faster now, edition.
>Saturday, July 27
8:00 PM: ARCA, Rd 11/20, 'Salen ARCA 200', Salem Speedway, Salem - Indiana US
9:30 PM: NASCAR Canada, Rd 8/20, Edmonton International Speedway, Wetaskiwin, Alberta - Canada
Super Taikyu, Rd 3/7, 'Autopolis', Hita - Japan
>Sunday, July 28
9:00AM: Formula 1, Rd 14/24, 'Belgian Grand Prix'. Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Stavelot - Belgium
9:00AM: GTWC Europe, Rd 6/10, 'Nurburgring', Nurburgring Grand Prix Circuit, Nurburg - Germany
More races and times at:
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Previous thread:>>142894287 I just looked at what's on in the Olympics today and realized that I don't really care about any of this shit.
Today's Schedule - All times in Paris Time CEST (GMT+2)
>Artistic Gymnastics
11:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 1)
15:30 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 2)
20:00 - Men's Qualification (Subdivision 3)
>Badminton
08:30 - All singles and doubles
14:00 - All singles and doubles
19:30 - All singles and doubles
>Basketball (Men's)
11:00 - Australia x Spain
13:30 - Germany x Japan
17:15 - France x Brazil
21:00 - Greece x Canada
>Beach Volleyball (Men's)
14:00 - USA x Cuba
15:00 - Sweden x Australia
19:00 - Brazil x Morocco
23:00 - Italy x Qatar
>Beach Volleyball (Women's)
18:00 - China x Australia
22:00 - USA x Canada
>Boxing
15:30 - Women's 54kg Preliminary
17:06 - Men's 63.5kg Preliminary
17:38 - Men's 80kg Preliminary
20:00 - Women's 54kg Preliminary
20:48 - Women's 60kg Preliminary
21:36 - Men's 63.5kg Round of 32
22:08 - Men's 80kg Round of 32
>Canoe Slalom
15:00 - Men's Canoe Single
16:00 - Women's Kayak Single
>Cycling Road
14:30 - Women's Individual Time Trial
16:32 - Men's Individual Time Trial
>Diving
11:00 - Women's Sync 3m Springboard Final
>Equestrian
09:30 - Dressage (Team and Individual)
>Fencing
10:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 64)
10:25 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 64)
10:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 32)
12:30 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 32)
14:10 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 16)
15:00 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 16)
15:50 - Women's Épée Individual (Round of 8)
16:15 - Men's Sabre Individual (Round of 8)
19:00 - Women's Épée Individual (Semifinals)
19:50 - Men's Sabre Individual (Semifinals)
20:40 - Women's Épée Individual (Bronze)
21:05 - Men's Sabre Individual (Bronze)
21:30 - Women's Épée Individual (Final)
21:55 - Men's Sabre Individual (Final)
>Football (Men's)
15:00 - Argentina x Iraq
15:00 - Dominican Rep. x Spain
17:00 - Ukraine x Morocco
17:00 - Uzbekistan x Egypt
19:00 - New Zealand x USA
19:00 - Israel x Paraguay
21:00 - France x Guinea
21:00 - Japan x Mali
(continue...) >THEY EVEN BROUGHT IN A FUCKING GOLDEN CALF
frenchbros why are you like this Week 0 Schedule
Saturday, Aug. 24
Florida State vs. Georgia Tech (in Dublin, Ireland) | 12 p.m. | ESPN
McNeese at Tarleton State | 3:30 p.m. | ESPNU
Montana State at New Mexico | 4 p.m. | FS1
North Alabama vs. Southeast Missouri State (in Montgomery, Alabama) | 7 p.m. | ESPN
Florida A&M vs. Norfolk State (in Atlanta, Georgia) | 7:30 p.m. | ABC
SMU at Nevada | 8 p.m. | CBSSN
Delaware State at Hawaii | TBA | TBA
previous: >>142802106 A fresh third jersey pepe for my Stars bros. I am ready to lose in the WCF for a third straight year. I am ready to get hurt again ... What does your garbage team realistically do this season, anon? The olympics aren't the same without him anymore. What would he think of it? Press S to spit or K to kneel Olympics Opening best moments. Can you guys post screenshots and webms of your favourites moments? I miss the whole thing while trying to fix a fucking pipe and news only talk about lady gaga this and celine dion that. I want to make a folder for future use. I don't care about olympics or "the west" Hungary. What was that all about? Is everyone there just hot or something? >ynr that one trophy pissi won
The prestigious Ballon d'Or worthy competition is back
>What is Leagues Cup?
The Leagues Cup is an annual soccer competition between all clubs from Major League Soccer and Liga MX
World Cup format, no ties in groups if tie they go to penalties and the winner gets an extra point
>When does pissi play?
Tomorrow
Day one: >This is what the Refugee, Afghan and Algerian teams come out to
>New York City product Lady Gaga playing a New York City product Steinway Piano, doing her best impression of a guy from Hoboken
Ultimately is liberty just a statue built in Paris sitting in New York Harbor?
Most of those refugees came from countries that claimed liberty. Is it just a statue built in Paris sitting in NewYork Harbor. Like Lady Gaga, like Steinway Pianos, like so many Parisian expats. Just a statue in a harbor, if North Korea and China claim it as America and France claim it?!?!
Probably the best opening ceremony as it had a good existential question. What is liberty, but a statue in a harbor? >french TV livestream of ceremony
>some country comes up
>"they never won an olympic medal in their history"
>rwanda comes up
>talks about the Rwandan genocide
jeez... Let’s have a thread about these things. >Skips the opening ceremony
She's really going to quit another one.
I wish political correctness would demonstrate itself not by parasitizing existing cultures, but by developing its own unique and excellent culture that can persuade people around the world.
The Olympics and the World Cup existed before and have already been loved and respected. The French flag also existed before political correctness. The world knows France as a nation built by history, not one tainted by political correctness.
Currently, proponents of political correctness hide behind pre-existing cultures. They hide behind the history of Rome while demanding people see black individuals. They hide behind The Little Mermaid while demanding people see black individuals. They conceal themselves behind the classic French flag while demanding people see a new France.
Yet, they delude themselves into thinking they are standing proudly. If advocates of political correctness truly believe in their righteousness, they should step forward. Don’t borrow other rights; share your beliefs. If you are confident in the correctness of your convictions, why lack confidence? only way france recovers from that opening ceremony is if the closing ceremony features all the trannies gays and fatties getting the guillotine this broke him edition
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all times UTC+10
SAT 2024-07-27
1345
North Melbourne (17) v Geelong Cats (7)
Blundstone Arena, Hobart
1635
Gold Coast SUNS (12) v Brisbane Lions (4)
People First Stadium, Gold Coast
1635
St Kilda (15) v Essendon (8)
Marvel Stadium, Melbourne
1930
Melbourne (10) v GWS GIANTS (6)
MCG, Melbourne
2010
Fremantle (5) v West Coast Eagles (16)
5th
16th
Optus Stadium, Perth The Olympics are meant to be an ancient, sacred event that celebrates humanity and the limits of the human body.
Having weird robots and light shows and advertisements everywhere goes against the spirit of the event. Watch a bunch of limpwristed pansies prance around in Paris? Or watch rugby league's goat light up Brisbane?
I know what I'm watching. See? Enzo was right, you can apologize now. >no TinTin
>no Corto Maltese
>no Lucky Luke
>no Stromae It's another catalans carry the spanish team episode What Olympic sport is this?