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is jumping of the cliff a sport?
>Lamrabatte had been on holiday with his family in Mallorca, and attempted a 35-metre jump into the water at the bottom of some cliffs
>This was filmed by his wife, with footage showing her exclaiming “oh my God” as he fell in.
>The former Jong Vitesse striker had just turned 31. ![PL-rebrandlogo2016det[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1652726683878s.jpg)
Juventus will hold fresh talks with the representatives of Manchester United and France midfielder Paul Pogba, 29, on Monday. (Mirror)
>Aston Villa are in the running to sign Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez, 35, following the news he will leave Atletico Madrid at the end of the season. But Sevilla and Inter Milan are also keen. (Fichajes)
Incoming Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has hinted that he wants to keep Portugual forward Cristiano Ronaldo, 37, at Old Trafford next season. (Sun)
>France striker Kylian Mbappe, 23, says he has "almost" made a decision on his future and will make an announcement "very soon" after being linked with a move away from Paris St-Germain. (Get Football News France)
Newcastle are intensifying their interest in Manchester United and England goalkeeper Dean Henderson, 25. (Mirror)
>Newcastle are interested in Reims striker Hugo Ekitike, 19, but Borussia Dortmund are also weighing up the Frenchman as a replacement for Erling Haaland. (Fabrizio Romano)
Barcelona are moving to sign Wolves and Portugal midfielder Ruben Neves, 25. (Sport)
>Liverpool are frontrunners to sign Birmingham City youth midfielder Jobe Bellingham, 16, the brother of England international Jude Bellingham. (Mirror)
Arsenal are considering selling Brazilian centre-back Gabriel, 24, with Juventus interested. (Tuttosport)
>Denmark playmaker Christian Eriksen, 30, currently on a short-term deal with Brentford, says he would "love to play Champions League football again" as he weighs up his future for next season. (Viaplay)
Paris St-Germain manager Mauricio Pochettino is set to meet the club's president Nasser Al-Khelaifi amid speculation over his future. (Marca)
>Bayern Munich's honorary president Uli Hoeness says striker Robert Lewandowski's claim he will not sign a new contract is "all about money" and is confident the Polish 33-year-old will stay at the club this summer. (Kicker) >Lap:
#4383
>Countdown to the sPAIN GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown
>Previous thread:
>>120395110
>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/hBq6YNFr
>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)
>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 (+38)
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)
>WEC Standings
HAM: 339.22 (+76.08)
RIC: 255.13 (+46.86)
MSC: 222.45 (+63.53)
>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point:
27 (26 starts)
>Carlos Sainz races for Ferrari without a win:
27 (current record is 31, held by Johansson)
>News:
No updates for Haas in Spain
Ferrari will present FIA with a dossier on how much each team spent this year (don't ask me how)
Puro Pinche is driving better because there's no peculiarity with the car t. RB
Ferrari should just focus on Chuck now t. Son of Eric
Honda will be a sponsor of Suzuka race 
But stay to watch our playoffs and the Cup final, /sp/ Subedition
>FINAL STANDINGS
1 - FC Porto - 91pts (CHAMPIONS)
2 - Sporting - 85pts
3 - Benfica - 74pts
4 - Braga - 65pts
5 - Gil Vicente - 51pts
6 - Vitória - 48pts
7 - Santa Clara - 40pts
8 - Famalicão - 39pts
9 - Estoril - 39pts
10 - Marítimo - 38pts
11 - Paços - 38pts
12 - Boavista - 38pts
13 - Portimonense - 38pts
14 - Vizela - 33pts
15 - Arouca - 31pts
16 - Moreirense - 29pts (PLAYOFFS)
17 - Tondela - 28pts (RELEGATED)
18 - B SAD - 25pts (HOPEFULLY EXTINCT)
LAST ROUND:
>13th, Day of Our Lady of Fátima
Paços【0-2】Benfica
>14th
Moreirense【4-1】Vizela
Arouca【0-0】B SAD
Tondela【2-2】Boavista
FC Porto【2-0】Estoril
Marítimo【0-1】Portimonense
Sporting【4-0】Santa Clara
>15th
Famalicão【3-2】Braga
Vitória【5-0】Gil Vicente
PLAYOFFS
>21st
Chaves【20.00】Moreirense
>29th
Moreirense【20:00】Chaves
>II LIGA:
1st - Rio Ave (PROMOTED)
2nd - Casa Pia (PROMOTED)
3rd - Chaves (Playoff)
...
16th - Covilhã (playoff with Liga 3)
17th - Varzim (RELEGATED)
18th - Académica (RELEGATED)
>the Queen Cup, 22nd of May
Tondela【17:15】FC Porto
>Super Cup
Tondela【31/07】FC Porto
>Champions League
>
>Europa League
>
>Conference League
>
Prev: >>120275353
Soon I am going to buy Southampton jersey, it's on 50% sale MIA: Max Strus listed as questionable for Gm 1 vs. BOS
GS: Otto Porter gets through full practice; probable
MIA: Caleb Martin, Strus, Tucker, Vincent questionable
MIA: Kyle Lowry (hamstring) ruled out for Game 1
BOS: Marcus Smart (foot) questionable for G1 vs. Miami
BOS: Udoka: No minutes restriction for Robert Williams
LAK: LAL asking coaching candidates how they'd use Russ
MIA: Kyle Lowry misses practice again, unlikely for G1
PHO: Deandre Ayton only plays 17 min in loss to Dallas
DAL: Luka Doncic goes for 35 & 10 in Game 7 win Sunday >Celtic's European Cup Is impressi- galo and var, best friends edition
>schedule
www.google.com Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)
Stage 11
Santarcangelo di Romagna - Reggio Emilia
203km distance, 480m altitude gain
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2022/stage-11/startlist/roster-with-dropouts
GC after stage 10:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2022/stage-10-gc
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2022/stage-11/live/livestats
https://www.giroditalia.it/livehub/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/giro-ditalia-2022-live-video/
Eurosport / GCN / Italian RAI
12:10 CET FA: Patriots waive UDFA QB D'Eriq King after minicamp
IND: Colts' rookie WR Alec Pierce signs his contract
DAL: Beat: Jalen Tolbert could make an immediate impact
NO: Jarvis Landry's base salary a meager $3 million
CLE: NFL likely 'wrapping up' Watson investigation
TEN: Treylon Burks had 'breathing issues' at minicamp
TEN: TEN beat: Willis won't compete for starting job
FA: Saints HC: Brees 'return' tweet posted 'in jest'
GB: Jaire Alexander agrees to record extension with GB
ATL: Falcons signs former Packers WR Geronimo Allison >*blunts the blades*
See you at Wembley Huddersfield Previous: >>120333687
>May 21st DAZN
Joshua Buatsi vs. Craig Richards
>May 21st Showtime USA
David Benavidez vs. David Lemieux
>May 21st ESPN USA
Janibek Alimkhanuly vs. Danny Dignum
Jamel Herring vs. Jamaine Ortiz
>May 28th Showtime PPV USA
Rolando Romero vs. Gervonta Davis
Jesus Ramos vs. Lucas Santamaria
>June 4th DAZN
Kenichi Ogawa vs. Joe Cordina
>June 4th ESPN USA FOXTEL Main Event AUS
George Kambosos vs. Devin Haney
>June 4th Showtime USA
Stephen Fulton Jr. vs. Danny Roman
David Morrell vs. Kalvin Henderson
>June 7th ESPN+ USA Prime Video JP
Naoya Inoue vs. Nonito Doniare
Takuma Inoue vs. Gakuya Furuhashi
Andy Hiraoka vs. Shun Akaiwa WTF is his problem? Real Madrid are lame. Soooo how did he materialize out of thin air? >the Fumigator of Fire
>the Guillotiner of Galaxy
>the ruiner of Revolution
>the raper of Red Bulls
>the eradicator of Earthquakes
>the ravager of Real Salt Lake What do 36 year old ex-footballers look like in your country? >be Justin Fashanu
>be black in 70s England
>get monke chants
>also gay
>get fired by pic related because of it
>become born-again Christian
>refuse to play on Sundays at a time when Sunday football is becoming popular
>still go cruising
>move around from club to club because nobody will have you because of your lifestyle and crazy religious beliefs
>retire
>come out of retirement
>come out as gay
>own brother publicly disowns you
>end up playing for Airdrie
>retire again
>deliver hot BBC injections to Ross Kemp
>get #MeTood by some kid you fucked at a gay club (inb4Neverton)
>although it was consensual the age of consent for gays at the time was 18 and he was 17
>commit sudoku
Cast the inevitable biopic /sp/ How is Luka not the best player in the NBA right now? 15.20 CET
Denmark - Italy
Czechia - Austria
19.20 CET
Sweden - Britain
Switzerland - Kazakhstan
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRoj-VEGQ4Q >May 15 - May 21
Atp Geneva
Atp Lyon
>Draws
https://live-tennis.eu/en/atp-singles-draws
https://live-tennis.eu/en/wta-singles-draws
>Live scores
https://www.flashscore.com/tennis
Previous >>120343399 PGA Championship at Southern Hills this week. Thur/Fri pairing of Spieth, Tiger, and Rory.
Who does /sp/ like to win it this year? >World Cup this year is in November because June is too hot for Qatar
>Qatar is hosting the intercontinental playoffs anyway
wtf?
is this going to be a live human sacrifice to the gods? Chelsea spent £166.40m to win the cup in 2004
Arsenal spent £300m and couldn't finish top 4.
Gunners argument that chelsea bought the title in 2004 is pretty laughable now. OH WHEN THE SPURS GO MARCHING IN Lionel Andrés "Leo" Messi - Welcome to Inter Miami and MLS - Scans And Pre Assists - 2022 (HD) /bundes/ in Eurober edition
K.O.-feld sub-edition
>EL final, Wednesday
Frankfurz : Rangers, 21:00
>Relegation, Thursday
Big Shitty Club : HIV, 20:30
>DFB Pokal, Saturday
Freecastle : bvlls, 21:00 >doesn't bombard you with millions of commercials like NBA and NFL
>doesn't force propaganda like other leagues
>entertaining to watch
>has fights
>played primarily by white people What represents Messi moving to the MLS in 2023? The end of an era? The MLS becoming an attractive league for top players? >G*rmans
>Sc*ucers
Why are they like this? Does your team need a new coach? the week old thread got buried by yuro spam edition
so far the qualified teams in liguilla semi-finals are pachico and wilas
today's matches:
atlass vs gaydalacaca
super tigres vs cuck azul Are we nervous yet, fellow Paris lifelongs? Mickey Mouse franchise edition SERIE A MATCHDAY 38
20/5 Torino-Roma 20:45
21/5 Genoa-Bologna 17:15
21/5 Atalanta-Empoli 20:45
21/5 Fiorentina-Juventus 20:45
21/5 Lazio-Hellas Verona 20:45
22/5 Spezia-Napoli 12:30
22/5 Inter-Sampdoria 18:00
22/5 Sassuolo-Milan 18:00
22/5 Salernitana-Udinese 21:00
22/5 Venezia-Cagliari 21:00
Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, pusy Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)
Stage 10
Pescara - Jesi
196 km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2022/stage-10/startlist/roster-with-dropouts
GC after stage 9:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2022/stage-9-gc
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2022/stage-10/live/livestats
https://www.giroditalia.it/livehub/
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/giro-ditalia-2022-live-video/
Eurosport / GCN / Italian RAI
12:10 CET gunners literally on suicide watch Akiseyama edition
banzuke:
http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspx
all the links and how to watch live:
https://pastebin.com/A9Gwmx9S >OFFICIAL: KYLIAN MBAPPE HAS SIGNED A 5 YEAR DEAL WITH REAL MADRID
>THE STRIKER ARRIVES AS A FREE TRANSFER FROM PARIS SAINT GERMAIN
>REAL MADRID TRIED GETTING HIM LAST SEASON FOR 200€ MILLION BUT PSG REFUSED THE OFFER
>THE FORWARD ARRIVES AS THE NEW STAR OF THE BERNABEÚ AND EVERYONE IN THE MADRID CAMP IS HAPPY TO WELCOME HIM TO HIS NEW HOME IN MADRID
Announced here:
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ >sell Frenkie De Jong
>only have Busquets (can't play against big teams), Nico (not good enough), Gavi (not good enough), Pedri and Kessie for midfield
I thought Barto was the reason for terrible transfer policies. Are they all just braindead? One of most underrated players of the last decade 
Formula E, Berlin ePrix #1
Sat, May 14, 9:00 AM (ET)
Tempelhof Airport Street Circuit, Berlin, Germany
GTWC Europe - Magny-Cours #1
Sat, May 14, 1:30 PM (ET)
Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours, Magny-Cours, France
ARCA - Dutch Boy 150
Sat, May 14, 2:00 PM (ET)
Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, Kansas, USA
Indycar - GMR Grand Prix
Sat, May 14, 3:00 PM (ET)
Indianapolis Motor Speedway (Road Course)
Speedway, Indiana, USA
IGTC - Liqui-Moly Bathurst 12 Hour
Sat, May 14, 3:15 PM (ET)
Mount Panorama Circuit, Bathurst, Australia
NASCAR Trucks - Heart of America 200
Sat, May 14, 8:00 PM (ET)
Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, Kansas, USA
MotoGP - Shark Helmets Grand Prix de France
Sun, May 15, 8:00 AM (ET)
Circuit Bugatti, Le Mans, France
Formula E - Berlin ePrix #2
Sun, May 15, 9:00 AM (ET)
Tempelhof Airport Street Circuit, Berlin, Germany
GTWC Europe - Magny-Cours #2
Sun, May 15, 9:00 AM (ET)
Circuit de Nevers Magny-Cours, Magny-Cours, France
Stock Car Brazil - Stock Car Pro Series
Sun, May 15, 12:40 PM (ET)
Mogi Guaçu, Autódromo Velo Città, Mogi Guaçu, Brazil
IMSA - Lexus Grand Prix at Mid-Ohio
Sun, May 15, 2:05 PM (ET)
Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course, Lexington, Ohio, USA
NASCAR Cup - AdventHealth 400
Sun, May 15, 3:00 PM (ET)
Kansas Speedway, Kansas City, Kansas, USA >Police in Spain estimate that up to 100,000 Rangers fans will be in Seville for Wednesday's Europa League final.
>They said they expected them to be joined in the city by about 50,000 Eintracht Frankfurt fans.
>The capacity of the Estadio Sanchez Pizjuan, which is hosting the final, is just 42,700.
>Seville's commissioner for citizen security said its police service was prepared for large numbers of fans descending upon the city.
HOOLIGAN KINO INCOMING UFC edition
Post winners
No soccer >State has a team that represents all of them
>Cities within said state has other teams for some stupid reason
Why do the Lakers, Clippers, and Kings even exist? Who’s the biggest “muh eye test” nba player?
The one that everyone swears is good because of subjective bullshit they make up or can’t explain but sucks statistically.
My money is on Allen Iverson >bottles a CL spot in your path
What does he do, again? After training boxing and MMA for the past six months I am feeling ready to participate in competitions. Yet, for some reason, my club isn't letting me.
What's their problem? What am I doing wrong?
Also, sports /sp/ anons train thread Where and When do I get another Ryan to watch? I need that shit again famalams How many Celtic fans are actually devout Catholics, and Rangers fans devout Protestants? Do they actually care about the religious stuff anymore or is it just a LARP? Klara Edition
National finals happening in most leagues
In other ones, there are defined champions
Most national teams naming their squads for VNL
VNL starts last week of may
Watch:
>European club volleyball championships
https://www.youtube.com/c/CEVolleyball
>Russian club volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/c/VolleyRuVFV
>Turkish club volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/c/trtsporyildiz
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjP538K_pvdlNnPJ7tz-xKQ
>NCAA volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXnqfcWk6AIyHm-dent-HsQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVmP99oe_VN4o--qViNl-qQ
>Korean club volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC02dQbwpWcHjA1TseBwQMag
>Sorted volleyball stuff
https://www.youtube.com/c/volleyballworld
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfmF3w_E8PVRTqR5tnmMNpg
>Chinese club volleyball
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW-bRBUfP2cJRbaJP67KuVQ/videos
Previous thread:
>>119994577 Fuck off Polaks
Slonina is ours game 7 in hockey:
>ALL go to overtime
>super close games
>crazy momentum shifts
>crowd energy at MAX
NBA game 7:
>20 to 50 point blowouts
>no hype or excitement
>not even a fast blowout, literally 4 hours long and the losing team still tries fouling for time in the last 2 minutes to prolong the suffering
wow…nice “sport” you got there, zoomers. Is dirty bulking in calisthenics worth it? If yes, for how long would you keep going considering 1lb per week growth >spurs going to the champions league
>hsv promotion all but confirmed
who the fuck can stop the holy alliance? are we ready to have a grown up discussion about pre-penalty scans? Is Charles Barkley the best thing about watching the NBA?
It’s all 3 pointers, flops, woke tv commercials.
Honorary mention: dominance of Luka. Why does this club exist???? Who are some examples of one hit wonders in sports? I just randomly read a bit about Uruguay’s biggest rivalry between Peñarol and Nacional, and came across this. Peñarol fans using an inflatable chicken with a Nacional logo to mock their rivals. Apparently it reached meme status in Uruguay. What’s the backstory behind this weird shit? 
il giro ritorne edizione
Current and upcoming races:
06.05 - 29.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
17.05 Durango - Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
19.05 - 22.05 Tour of Japan 2.1
9.05 - 21.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
20.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal Classic 1.1 WE
21.05 Grand Prix Herning 1.2
21.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal Classic 1.1
21.05 Tour du Finistère 1.1
2.05 Fyen Rundt - Tour of Funen 1.2
22.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
22.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
22.05 Grand Prix Kayseri 1.2
22.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
22.05 GP Gorenjska 1.2
Moldovabert's track reminder:
12.05 - 15.05 Track Nations Cup - Round 2 CDN
Velogames:
>League Name: /cyc/
>League Code: 12620635
>Rusbert's webm folders:
general 2022 https://mega.nz/folder/vs9iQKhK#eEZY5xnArGT6Gf6_o2mVRQ
general 2021 https://mega.nz/folder/W90mnDrC#v1mkJf_47LPK9bl1FH-3-w
Giro https://mega.nz/folder/ux8iyBKD#LK1Q90iU9lZsE2tLphV1MA
Tour https://mega.nz/folder/C18ADCAa#Z27s7BU0JxSrI5W66ZtIIQ
Vuelta https://mega.nz/folder/2x8QmBjJ#vKFUDvQkeRJK5kmFb9I92Q
>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Previous thread:
>>120348328 every day, pep is proven to be more and more right Will the coach carousel work for Emma? The BBC thinks so. Okay so now that the dust has settled, what the fuck is the point of these fights if 100% of the times the bulkier person wins without fail? There was not a single fight with a surprising outcome any retard who doesn't know shit about boxing could have accurately predicted how it all went down. My emotions felt remarkably contained after the game, went about my evening as usual, feeling numb obviously but I seemed to have accepted it for what it was. It turns out I was just in denial. Then later on I just broke down as the water washed over me, it lasted for about 2 minutes and it was proper tears, warm on my cheeks. I felt dehydrated and dizzy afterwards.
I've cried before over serious stuff, but that's only the 2nd or 3rd time I've cried over football.
Sometimes I wish I could just delete Arsenal from my memory forever. So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can blame the lack of letters on Sakas wall, we can praise Newcastle's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Arteta and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed in January. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about next season, or our chances in Europa League for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /abg/? #ArtetaAtTheWheel or #WengerIN?
Some links to help numb the pain:
www.arsenaldirect.arsenal.com
www.instagram.com/bukayosaka87/
www.jlingz.com
www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide
www.goonersworld.co.uk >Lap:
#4382
>Countdown to the sPAIN GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown
>Previous thread:
>>120386539
>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/hBq6YNFr
>WDC Standings:
LEC: 104 (+18)
VER : 85 (+26)
PER: 66 (+12)
RUS: 59 (+10)
SAI: 53 (+15)
>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 157 (+33)
Red Bull: 151 (+38)
Mercedes: 95 (+18)
McLaren: 46 (+0)
Alfa Romeo: 31 (+6)
>WEC Standings
HAM: 339.22 (+76.08)
RIC: 255.13 (+46.86)
MSC: 222.45 (+63.53)
>Mick Schumacher races without scoring a single point:
27 (26 starts)
>Carlos Sainz races for Ferrari without a win:
27 (current record is 31, held by Johansson)
>News:
Miami wants to keep current calendar slot
Baku will change pit entry, wants a sprint in 2023
Debris run FP1 for Willy
Ickx: "Time is running out for Hammo"
Formula E seeing “huge rebound” after manufacturer departures – Agag Is his time at United viewed as a failure or is his time there respected because of those Liverpool goals? >27 years old
>want to become a pro boxer
is it over ??
should i just continue with my wageslave job and cope for the rest of my life >spend £600m over 5 years despite no CL
>including £150m last summer
>Spurs and United both so bad they sack their managers mid season
>have 1 game a week all season as no European distractions
>STILL bottle top 4
This is an incredible level of choke Unitedbros, why're we like this? Not gonna lie, former Arsenal support here. This is fucking hilarious watching them crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let them get top 4. Ngl Garnacho do be bussin no cap on a stack fr fr on god what is best in life? to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women It's been 20 years since South America won the world c- >Tasmania is getting an AFL team
What should our team's song lyrics be? I'll start
OHHHH TASMANIA
THE LAND OF THE BASED
LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE
NEVER SEEN AN ABO Sirs, will liverpool do the needful? *wins the champions league* After thinking about it for a while I have made the decision to support Totthenham Hotspur
What shirt from the last seasons should I buy? What are the worst nba takes you’ve ever heard?
For me it’s that Larry bird wouldn’t be good if he played today. Why does Rashford put his MBE in his twitter name? None of our other active sport players with MBEs like Joe Root or Emma do that. One Hag, Two Hag, Three Hag, Four Hag, Five Hag, Six Hag, Seven Hag, Eight Hag, Nine Hag, Ten Hag… Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Hag, Ten Hag! old one: >>120391899
Tabatha Ricci is fighting this Saturday I can see action from these two comedic club on Sunday:
1. Norwich beat Tottenham 2-0 (FT)
2. Arsenal lead 1-0 against Everton
3. until 89' minute, when Everton equalize 1-1 Milan-83 pts
Inter- 81 pts
>If Milan wins against Sassuolo and Inter wins against Sampdoria Milan champion
>If Milan looses and Inter wins Inter champion
>If they both draw Milan champion
>If Milan draws but Inter wins Inter is champion by goal difference
Prepare for KINO Today:
16:20
SVK-CAN
LAT-NOR
20:20
FRA-GER
FIN-USA
Tomorrow:
16:20
ITA-DEN
CZE-AUT
20:20
SUI-KAZ
SWE-GBR
Official Power Rankings:
https://www.iihf.com/en/events/2022/wm/news/33833/power_rankings_15_may Yeah can I get uhhhhhhh...
1 peem pist poosday please >Napoleon's personal explanation of his unusual name. "My grandfather was a scientist. He wrote a letter to Albert Einstein and even got a reply from him. I've got no idea [what the letter was about] even though I've read it. My mother was a physics graduate and she teaches Physics in one of the schools. So I'm Einstein. Napoleon is my father's name."
>"We don't believe in God. In our family, we're rationalists. Other people are named Krishna and Ram after Gods, so we were named Einstein and Napoleon after great people " we're an endangered species edition Madrid bros, it's over... we've pushed our luck in European finals for 40 years... we're due a big defeat. Congratulations to Liverpool for winning the 7th. The most English looking American on the planet I think he's a good player, but the way people talk about him they do as if he's some once in a generation type player. they are like almost romantic when it comes to describing him. does this just happen in soccer? I feel like I'm insane when I hear people talk about this guy. I've watched him at liverpool, and I've seen his highlights from Portugal. I really don't get it this is famous german tennis star boris becker with his latest wife elvira. recently she wrote an open letter to chancellor scholz to help to get boris free. what does /sp/ think about the whole becker situation? Liverpool bros, what should I add here? So, how far is Emma going to go at the French Open next week? I'm thinking a reasonable expectation is the semi-finals since it's her first attempt. How the FUCK did Leicester City win a Premier League? >welcome to Manchester united They look to be a solid team now, but still a team that will occasionally flop to mid table teams and hard-pressed to win silverware. What changes do they require for the next season? > mfw Europeans say American sports are too commercialized
> mfw Red Bull Leipzig
> mfw Red Bull Salzburg
> mfw Uber Eats Ligue 1
> mfw Dominos Ligue 2 Where's Ronnie playing next season?
Where's Bayol playing next season? How many are in France? Mavdidi is one but we don't hear much about English players over there compared to the Bundesliga ones. Dean Henderson. Being linked with a 40million move to Newcastle today and these are the kind of prices mentioned pertaining to him. He's barely played for United and has only been on loan in shit second tier teams. Is there a reason he costs so much? tyler o'neill, my beloved Who is more goated?
(Messi fans not invited to discussion this is for Chad athletes only) 
TMZ Sports has learned 36-year-old Ashley Bachelor, Rondo's longtime partner and mother of his two kids, filed for an emergency protective order in Louisville last week, requesting protection for her, her son and daughter ... and the story she tells about the alleged incident is scary.
Bachelor says Rajon -- a 2x NBA champ and 4x All-Star -- was playing video games with his son on May 11 ... when Ashley asked the boy to separate laundry. Bachelor says Rajon became enraged and ripped the game console out of the wall in front of the kid.
Ashley says Rajon then continued the destructive behavior, smashing everything from a teacup to outdoor lights and trash cans.
Bachelor says the kids were upset after witnessing their dad losing it, so she tried to "deescalate" the situation. But, she says Rajon responded by making a death threat, allegedly saying, "You're dead."
Rondo temporarily left the home, according to Ashley, before returning about 15 minutes later, when he allegedly approached a back door and began banging on the window with his gun.
Bachelor says she didn't know what was going on, so she approached the door from the inside to take a look. She allegedly saw Rondo with the weapon and asked him to stop because he was scaring her. She says Rondo didn't listen, and instead yelled, "Go get my f**king son!"
Ashley says she feared if she didn't comply with the alleged gun-wielding hoops star something bad may happen, so she brought their son, Pierre, downstairs, but kept the backdoor closed.
Soon after, Ashley says Pierre opened the door and Rondo "yanked him outside."
Bachelor says Rondo, who was still allegedly holding his gun, was screaming at Pierre, asking why the boy was scared of his dad.
Ashley, who claims her son was "visibly upset," says she didn't intervene because she was scared Rajon would shoot her. With 17 participations in the world championships, Andres Ambühl holds the record. >you can get a PHD in scanning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYXnlEh7_Vo whats next for his career? >buying away kit instead of home kit *qualifies for top 4 despite the UK government, mainstream media, and even the team itself trying to stop it happening*
Uhh, yeah, I'm thinking based. 
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