>in Tesco
>suddenly hear a huge scream and a crash
>an entire section of freezers has collapsed
>fat bloke has his legs crushed under them
>bags of frozen peas covering him up to his nose
>fish finger boxes have fallen 20 yards across the floor
>people running to see what has happened
>fat bloke is moaning in agony and can see blood coming from under the freezers
>in his hand the fat bloke has a single bag of insane Kane snack sticks, he is gripping onto them tight despite the fact his legs are crushed and he is bleeding
>the bloke looks up at the crowd
>"I... I had to get some... someone had put them into the freezer... I was reaching... it fell"
>apparently someone left a bag of insane kanes in the freezer and he climbed in to get them but his weight caused them to fall
>people shocked and looking pale as the grisly scene unfolds
>a woman vomits at the smell of blood, shit from the bloke losing his bowels, and thr smell of rapidly defrosting fish fingers
>a Somalian looking nigger in a barbour jacket appears
>climbs through the collapsed mess over to the crushed man
>snatches the insane kanes from his hand and runs off
>apparently he was later mugged for the insane kanes
>the bloke who got crushed lost both legs

It's madness here in Shropshire

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