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There are none. They're all the fucking same. It's like crackpots form a hivemind. Here's a sketch of a crackpot paper.

Theory of Everything and More
by Crackpot Looneyson
MSc Mechanical Enigneering

Abstract
In this paper, we describe everything and more. Everyone except me is wrong. ESPECIALLY Einsteen and Heissenberg. They were wrong about everything. We give our own theory of everything and provide predictions for the Big Bang and the black hole singularities.

Introduction
As is well-known, every wave propagates through a medium. Light propagates through a medium called the aether. This was confirmed by the Michelson-Morley experiment. *insert fallacious interpretation of the MM experiment with undergrad-tier mistakes*. The Heissenberg uncertainty principle states that things don't have a definite position, but then a medium can't exist. This is obviously wrong.

In this paper, we propose that the quantum space is actually the aether. We modify the Shrodinger equation to account for this.

The Theory of Everything
We propose the modified Shrodinger-Looneyson equation
H|psi> = (d/dt + A) |psi>
where A is a term called the Looneyson term. This term has all the properties my august mind has conjured up that every physicist somehow missed. It solves everything.

Discussion
Clearly, the Looneyson term introduces additional loops at the edges of singularities that disentangle the quantum foam of spacetime to produce a consistent structure of the aether. This structure creates vacuum bubbles that percolate in the form of particles. Obviously, every particle known is a consequence of this percolation. The Higgs mechanism can be thought of as a percolation bubble getting entangled by an extradimensional loop. This also obviously means that no Hawking radiation exists. Light is a ray emitted by percolation bubbles that interacts with the aether through vacuum loops. I would like to thank me, myself and my patient wife for all the fruitful discussions.

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