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>hang a left at Methville, Kentucky instead of going straight
>lose your bumper to a pothole
>enter illinois
>get pulled over by the same 4 troopers 30 different times. reverse mortgage your home to pay fines
>get hit-and-run'd by 3 different Altimas
>avoid chicago, still get stuck in traffic
>enter wisconsin
>fall asleep, wake up in minnesota
>street race some random beaner, get caught by a trooper and thrown in prison
>enter north dakota
>lose 50% of your engine power to barometric pressure drop. lug your engine like a baws to climb hills
>get sandwiched by two truckers on their phones
>slide down an icy slope at 90mph. eat a boulder and fucking die
>die in a rockslide
>enter canada
>get detained at the border and summarily executed for being a neo-nazi
>remove the confederate flag bumper sticker and try again
>enter canada
>service the border guard's cock and pay $250,000CAD ($0.50 USD) for entry
>enter saksewaketchupwanananan
>die of boredom
>get run over by some fag in a lifted truck
>get raped up the ass by mounties for being american
>enter alberta
>freeze to death
>stop at a gas station, buy beaver jerky. come out to find a methhead stealing shit from your car. he apologizes, you apologize, then he gores you with a boxcutter.
>drive 5 miles (400km) and high-center your slammed civic on 10cm of snow
>enter british columbia
>get shot by a paranoid hick, cut up and turned into axle grease
>get raped by another mountie
>fall asleep at the wheel and drive off a 1000' cliff
>get killed in a landslide
>enter yukon
>stop car to fill gas; all fluids immediately freeze and ice-lock the engine
>fall asleep at the wheel and die again
>enter alaska
>get detained on the suspicion of being canadian, car gets crushered
>walk the remaining 500&500 more miles to anchorage
>cry uncontrollably upon seeing human civilization for the first time in 3 months
>rent another shitbox and drive to kachemak
>get killed by the russian mob

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