>just save your money bro don't spend it on your happiness you will be happier when you're 70 and dying bro trust me
>just invest 50% of your sakary into schlomo stocks bro
>yeah i know the other 50% goes to to taxes and rent but just do it bro listen to me i'm financially successful
>bro listen its easy just buy this stock and that stock and put money into this fund and that fund trust me bro i made a whopping $20k in 3 years like this
>yea this $20k now is worth about what I put in 3 years ago but don't ask me about that
>and I haven't sold it yet so don't ask me about its materialized value but it's money bro
>bro also make sure to watch the market and sell high
>just don't sell low bro do your research and watch the news for hints
>you gotta be smart with your money bro
>bro all you have to is just buy bitcoin bro trust me bro I could do it it's like winning a lottery all you need to do is buy
>yea its not materialized either but so what? fiat is dead bro I pay for groceries with bitcoin bro
>yeah my 500 sqft shack cost me $200k, but I'm a homeowner now bro
meanwhile all boomers had to do was drop minimum into their 401k and could still afford a house (now valued at $1m+) large enough for a family of four, two cars (one being a fancy sports car), and three vacations per year, all on a single salary in their 20s-30s
millennials are so god damn cucked and proud of it, its hilarious

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