It was me. I was the one who raped Kirk Cobain in the 90s.
>I was getting off work (I do roadwork) and saw his candy ass walking alongside the road wearing flannel and carrying a guitar.
>I pulled up to him and honked politely
>WHERE YOU HEADING TO BOY
>"mmmmehne uh trying to uh mmmmenhe ummm" he tried to speak but he was too meek
>HOP IN. I then open my truck door for him
>what do you do for work? I asked
>"mmmmenhee mmm ummm i play guitar with a band"
>GUITAR YOU SAY? YOU CARE TO PLAY ME A LICK
>he pulls his guitar up from between his legs in my cab
>starts strumming the guitar
>"rape meeeee rape me pleaseeeeee" (he was still working out the lyrics)
>thats pretty good boy. You play the flute?
>"mmmenhe umm yeah just a little"
>ever played the ham flute?
>"whats that?" Kirk said
>I pull up my large stomach, undo my belt buckle after a few tries. The button ever so valiantly holding my jeans together over my gut snaps off and by the force of my stomach kintetic energy by zipper opens completely. I was not wearing underwear
>my flaccid penis looking like a sore thumb
>kirk replies "mmmmenhe uhhhh ummmm i dont know sir"
>I read Kirks body language. He wants it
>here drink this, I hand him a bottle of whiskey
>itll loosen you up. I wink
>kirk downs the whole bottle.
>he passes out in my truck.
>i stop at the flying J truck stop and park under an awning
>me and a fleet of truckers use him in every way possible.
>by the end of the 4 hour extravanganza he was all used up. We washed our cocks with in the windshield washing station.
>we leave him bleeding, frothing, twitching, leaking, and semi conscious
>he notices me fighting to put my belt buckle on
>"where are you going?" He cries
>youre all used up. Im going home
>"can i stay with you a little longer"
> I load him back into the cab.
>drive him to the nearest bar and drop him on the curve with his guitar
> months later i hear him singing on the radio begging for seconds. But Ill never wear a used condom

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It was me. I was the one who raped Kirk Cobain in the 90s.>I was getting off work (I do roadwork) and saw his candy ass walking alongside the…

It was me. I was the one who raped Kirk Cobain in the 90s.
>I was getting off work (I do roadwork) and saw his candy ass walking alongside the…