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>Hello? This is Anon speaking.
"Hi, Anon! It's Amethyst Star. As you know, I happen to be Ponyville's best gemologist and second best organizer! Formerly, first best organizer! And, I'm offering a special discount on organizing services for non-ponies!"
>Really? For non-ponies only? Isn't that, uh, racist?
"Not at all! And, since you're the only non-pony in Ponyville, I'm offering you the discount directly! Free organizing for a day!"
>Gee. That's generous Miss Star...
"You can call me Amy!"
>That's really generous...Amy. But, I haven't really got anything I need organized.
"Sure you do! I could organize your spoons and forks, or maybe your sock drawer. Or, I could organize your nuts...uh, I mean the ones in you pantry...of course Ha! Ha!"
>Uh, I'm not sue I need my nuts organized.
Whispering - "Oh, I'm sure you do!"
>Well, I'm not sure that...
"Or, I could come over and take a look at your jewels. You know, appraise them a little...or A LOT."
>Amy, I haven't got any jewels...
"Ha! Ha! You're so funny, Anon!...But, I KNOW you have jewels. I have it on good authority you have a big sack full of jewels..." - whispering - "...and I've heard they're the biggest and most glorious in Ponyville, and that you carry them around with you wherever you go!"
>Um...
"You're tool! I could polish and organize your tool!
>You mean tools, plural?
"Uh, yeah! Tools!"
>[crashing through the door sound] Hey Amy, looks like I'll have to talk latter. Seems that Derpy just brought me muffins...YET AGAIN.
"No, no, no! Wait! At least think it over..."
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