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>it's weapon inspection day
>you walk into the tent and field strip your rifle, setting the individual parts down on the table
>the earth pony mare examines the parts with surprising ease considering ponies still aren't used to firearms
>"You've been taking good care of her! Most humans come in here having treated their poor weapons terribly."
>she sounds just a little upset about that fact, then it's gone and she's smiling again
>"Make sure to take as good care of her as you'd take care of me, okay soldier?"
>you nod quickly and reassemble your rifle
>she giggles just a bit at your expression and waves goodbye to you

>a month passes
>it's weapon inspection day
>you're so excited you practically run over to the table, stripping the rifle in record time
>you look up at the mare
>it's a unicorn mare
>she's not amused in the slightest
>her horn glows orange and your rifle gets reassembled, then she casts a mending spell on it
>her telekinesis shoves the rifle back into your hands, then you out of the tent
>you trudge back to your platoon and spend the rest of the evening in a malaise
>you just wanted the cute mare to say you did a good job again
>fuck

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