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>About a month after telling spike that Chad was a pedo, you start to notice that he is hanging around Caramel pretty frequently.
>You start to panic and think that the ponies has stopped being scared of him.
>Turns out that Chad is an actual honest to God faggot and Caramel is his little bitch boy.
>You never had to worry about him stealing your mares and got him added to a watch list for nothing.
>You actually start to feel like an asshole.
>Your time in magical horse land must be making you soft, unlike Chad, who has become even more /fit/ than he was before.
>"Hey Anon, long time no see!" He calls out to you.
"U-uh, yeah, what's up."
>He looks down at you with a smile from his 6 foot 3 inch height.
>"Nothing much, just hanging with my bud, Caramel. Have you two met?"
"I-I've seen him around, but haven't really talked with him."
>His Chadly muscles and genuine friendliness intimate you greatly.
>"You gotta come hang with us some time. Caramel makes great protein shakes that actually taste great, I'm sure you know how hard it is to find a good source of protein around here!" He says with a chuckle.
"Y-yeah that's kinda why I haven't been working out as much. Don't want to fuck up my muscles and not have protein to replenish or whatever."
>Chad seems like a pretty cool person.
>Despite that, he doesn't have many friends because of you.
>He doesn't let it bother him though as he is just extra close to the ones he does have.
>Yeah, you're an asshole.
>You try to think of something to say to him.
"So I've noticed that you have bulked up a bit since you got here. Have you been exercising more than you used to or something?"
>He gives you a weird look for just a second before responding.
>"Well yeah, there's not a whole lot to do around here to be honest."
"You could probably go wrestle Fluttershy's bears. You would probably win."
>That earns a chuckle from the both of you.
>"As fun as that sounds, Fluttershy doesn't really like it when I come near her animals. She's never said anything directly to me about it, but I can tell that it makes her really uncomfortable. I actually wanted to get a little battle buddy from her, but that didn't work out. She acted like I was gonna eat it or something."
>He can't even get a pet because of you.
"Yeah, Flutters is a bit of a pussy sometimes. Maybe she heard that you need a high protein diet and assumed that, you were planning on eating her animals."
>"Yeah, maybe. . ."
>There is an awkward silence.
>"Anyway, if you ever want to stop by and hang out or something, my door is always open."
"Yeah, I'll keep it in mind."
>With that the two of you part.
>As Chad leaves, you notice Applejack and Applebloom walking by him.
>Applejack quickly flings Applebloom around to her side opposite from Chad and glares at him as he passes.
>He doesn't seem to notice or care.
>He's pretty much become accustomed to this sort of treatment.
>As you are leaving a pony that saw him talking to you asked if you were okay.
>MFW

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“Anon! We met another human here in Equestria! He’s just amazing and he said he knows you! He said his name is ChadThundercock