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>"Cmon lass, what's got you down?"
>You look down at your co-worker, wondering if you should open up to him
>Well, you two always been bread and butter at every job, so why not
>You take a deep breath, wondering how to explain the situation
"Well, I been dating a mare, she's quite hard to miss, but..."
>"But what? If she's that pretty you should consider yourself lucky!"
"I mean I do, I really do! Catching her eye for little old me somehow..."
>"Then what's the issue old man?"
"Well, there's a pony custom..."
>"Yes?"
"You know, you love your mare as much as you can lift her and all..."
>"Of course! Dem earth ponies are really bullshitting all of us with their genes though"
>You go to reply but he quickly butts in
>"But I s'pose it sure shows with the size of their families, I mean a dozen foals is kids play for most o' them"
>With the extra tid bit you decide to go silent, contrasting his mirthful giggling
>Ponies really took that seriously, didn't they?
>"Anon? You went pale for a moment. Cmon buddy, talk to me"
>You gulp down and take a breather, trying to not let the worry get to yourself
"Well-"
>"Anon?" - a melodic, sing song voice called from outside, calling you with the strength of rolling winds
>"Huh? Who's that?"
>"Anoon, where are you?"
>Talk about timing...
>With a sigh, you went to the window to open it up
>Despite being on the 8th floor, you were met with the sight of her colorful tights, just below her cutie mark
>You heard the surprised clop of rushed hooves from inside, your co-worker certainly not expecting such vista
>Meanwhile you watched as her plot swung towards the building, stopping just short of hitting it
>You don't think the building would have won the duel against her softness...
>Still, despite your coworker shakyness, you reached out to pet the large mass
>Instantly the house sized hoof down below lifted up, the entire leg tensing while reacting to your touch
"I'm here love, I'll be out in a bit. You came early"
>The huge limb relaxed, a sigh coming from above as she walked backwards
>Afterall, it's not like there was space for her to turn around
>"You know I hate when you do that..."
"And you promised to not buttcheck any buildings if you happen to brush or feel something..."
>Her scrunching face came in view as her forelegs finally passed by
>Quickly switching into the most beautiful smile as both of you meet eyes
>"I just couldn't wait for your surprise. Also, I been meaning to ask you something for a while too..."
"It's fine, just give me 10 minutes"
>"For you? I'm going nowhere. Take as long as you wish, love."
>She made a kissu face before going back to looking around
>Likely trying to find a spot to sit down
>With the cue, you closed the window again
>Only to look back at your co-worker stark and shocked face
>He just pointed at the window, then you, then looked at the window again
>Wordlessly
"Soo, yea. About that lifting as high as your love for your marefriend..."

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