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>Trump annexes Greenland as a US territory
>Musk requests to be the colonial governor over Greenland so he can use the entire landmass as his own personal rocket testing site, Trump signs off because whatever
>within a year of his term, Musk secedes from the United States
>all US troops stationed in Greenland were forced to get neuralinks, any who didn't swear fealty to Musk had their brains instantly fried
>Trump attempts to launch an invasion but the US military flounders thanks to its adoption of the XM7 during Biden's administration, among other major systemic flaws from that time. All gets blamed on Trump because that's what they always do
>countless reports flood in about the XM7's utter failure in the field, troops begin to riot
>Musk preps rocket launches in preparation to flee to Mars with a select few chosen as slave breeding stock as Trump barely manages to avoid a complete fracture of the United States into a new dark age

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