>be me
>think religion is simple, one God, one faith, no problem
>stumble upon ancient mythology
>mfw every god is just a reskin of an older god

>Babylonians had Shamash, Greeks had Helios, Romans had Sol
>turns out all of them are basically the same sun bro, just with different names
>tfw even gods get recycled like bad movie franchises

>Venus = morning star
>Lucifer = morning star
>realize "Lucifer" is just another name for an old-ass planet worshiped as a god
>mfw Satan is just a fancy way of saying "bright and shiny"

>find out Yahweh used to be a storm god
>find out Yahweh might have had a wife, Asherah
>mfw early Israelite religion was basically polytheism on hard mode

>Zeus, Jupiter, Thor—literally the same dude with different beards
>mfw I’ve been playing god Pokémon without even knowing it

>every major civilization just kept copy-pasting divine entities with slight reworks
>at this point, I’m pretty sure all gods are just regional variants of the same cosmic shitpost

>mfw religion is just history’s longest-running crossover event

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>be me
>think religion is simple, one God, one faith, no problem
>stumble upon ancient mythology
>mfw every god is just a reskin…