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>introduce yourself as local expert
>list your credentials: lifting 5 years (ignore dyel status), phd in fitness education from mongolian basketweaving forum (oh, you haven't heard of it?)
>tell them it is their lucky night as coincidentally you've chosen this gym on this day and everything that's ever happened in the universe has led to you being there at the same moment you're about to break your gf's back
>"one moment plz"
>hastily describe the stich on fit (the captcha was a real bitch this time)
>after consulting with your "associates" it is decided you should give them advice
>according to teachings of professors rippetoe and blaha my diagnosis is you're doing it wrong
>ask them if they ever heard of snap city
>"no? ok well trust me you don't want to be the population of said municipality"
>proceed to demonstrate perfect form with empty bar
>"now you do it"
>assist her without asking, over-explain nervously to bf while ovement why it's necessary to keep your hands on her hips while crouching behind her in squat
>regain consciousness on floor in crumbled fetal position with terrible pain in jaw
>he tells you GTFO
>y...you too
>clumsily gather your things while autistically repeating "ngmi...ishygddt...ngmi...ishygddt...ngmi...ishygddt..."

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>guy brings his gf into freeweight sections and shows her some lifts>he has no idea what he's doing and is teaching her all…

>guy brings his gf into freeweight sections and shows her some lifts
>he has no idea what he's doing and is teaching her all…