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>be me lie about having masters degree
>have bachelors
>have +100 skillpoints in bullshitting
>company hires me
>HR asks for transcripts
>say I'll get on it
>continue working
>two weeks pass, they ask again
>ask why they haven't received it
>tell them to call the transcript office
>act annoyed
>continue working
>bring in donuts every week for the floor on Friday $35
>next month HR manager calls me into their office
>ask about transcripts
>tell them this is distracting me from my work
>get up scoff and leave
>whole quarter passes
>not a peep from HR
>blow goals out of the water
>all employee meeting called
>get called up in front of everyone
>get awarded "Up and Coming Star"
>get awarded employee of the month
>get massive bonus $22,500
mfw I turned a $300 distraction into $22,500.
mfw fake it till you make it works
I also think they 100% know

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I think my co-workers are catching on that don't have a degree.