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>Maybe plan your fucking so you don't need to be in a situation where you need lube but can't access it.
It's like you didn't hear a word I fucking said.

Do you not understand the concept of spontaneous sex in the heat of the moment?

You don't plan your fucking. What are you? Sheldon Cooper? How fucking boring is that?

>Honey, okay, so tonight, we have dinner at 6,
>then we have to take a poop at 7,
>then at 7:15 we'll have a quick session of coitus,
>then at 7:18, we'll take the garbage out
>then at 7:30 we'll watch our favorite episode of McGyver.

Sorry, I masturbate and have sex whenever I feel like it, not according to some schedule.

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