Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
lived to waste another day It looks like Windows didn't load correctly
https://youtu.be/hFEYEDqYPQQ What sports are you watching on the olympics? Your.. big a-and hard thing taste like fish! Oh God, I have all my mouth- EWW... Is this smegma Dad?!?~ whats your favorite candy s4s pirupriru piru piru piruu piru piru piru pirru piru piru piru piriu piru piru piiru!!!!!!~~~ if a guy blows cigar smoke on another guy's cock is he dominant or submissive? happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up I bet Harris sucks Trumps cock @ debate Lewis Lovhaug.
He lovs haugs. Her is a list of my fav foods in no particular order but the top two are my two most favorites for sure, post ur favs too
Italian sandwich
Buffalo shrimp
Quesadilla
chimichanga
French dip
Brunswick stew
Rainbow roll
Gyro
Hibachi stuff
Fried turkey
Buffalo chicken
WaffleHouse Cheese eggs
thanks
Your fortune: Average Luck It's OVER. It's OVER. It's so FUCKING over… It has NEVER been more OVER than it is right now… BROS… we are all going to DIE… some people say watches are obsolete but i still wear mine everyday someone uploaded a post i made on reddit it had 600 upvotes lul Get out of new york today or you're zoomer trash. awoo offers you banan
do you accept?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now why would she...why...;_; How can I be a better boyfriend to my girlfriend? Everyone says I look like L lmao tfw no shroomer friend to share mushroom cultures with... (I will make them grow mushrooms for me)
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend I'm an IT guy
How do I get a gf? when the gipdageepgo zamflortes, ruining my day
Your fortune: Godly Luck Is the sea salty because the shore never waves back?
Omg hai ^___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv ^__^ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ___________________________________
When I walked onto Tokyo street =____=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am ___
he grabbed my hand and winked ~^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^___<) ^______________;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;”
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again Am I the only one who sleeps at 10 AM? What do
I even call myself, a light owl? Why would such a rude person make a cute and nice OC?
Your fortune: Godly Luck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCbDTa4JYY papa murphys or little caesars? I have successfully grabbed your attention. this is how keksandra scratches her futa balls, what's your ball scratching technique? Escorce meet up or whatever birthday boi here just turned 25 this morning hey you yeah i dont like your girlfriend
no way no way i think you need a new one
hey hey you yeah i can be your new one P;EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YABBA
DABBA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your fortune: Godly Luck Finally, he did some fun content to watch Schizophrenia has destroyed my life
Your fortune: Excellent Luck goodnight s4s friends... until the next sunrise dawns upon us
Your fortune: Godly Luck Not sure.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Believe in my twintails
Your fortune: Godly Luck Hitori Gotou (後藤 ひとり)
Birthday: February 21
Height: 156 cm (5'1)
Blood type: O
Affiliation: Shuka High School, Kessoku Band
A lonely and socially anxious first-year student. She is self-described as an "in-kya", i.e., a gloomy, indoor-dwelling outcast. She longs to join a band and become popular, and so starts playing the guitar.
She becomes the lead guitarist of Kessoku Band. Her skill is phenomenal, but she can't show it well in a band or in public. She always begins her sentences with "Ah". Getting coffee.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now Hina-oneechan and Yuki-oneechan are going to be staying over and watching Boku-kun for the next five days.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger What makes it a far better show than Tokyo Mew Mew? I noticed 4chan talks about it more than Mew Mew fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: Excellent Luck her mission is to seduce the target to steal important information and then defeat the target painkillers + beer pure bliss One of these come off and you will kill somebody for sure. You better not fuck around!! play nier on lsd and puking I have been drawing for years and I always feel like I am stuck in the same thing, or that my drawings are not progressing or even if that happens, I don't feel that people notice it, sometimes I would like to interact more with my drawings and people but I don't know how :c
(I drew this) Why am I so full of hate and anger i wish someone was waiting for me out there...
Your fortune: Godly Luck cuddling with hags! i love hags! hag love! thinking a lot about the heat death of the universe lately and it's freaking me out
Your fortune: Average Luck presented without commentary
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail How ni-i-i-ice can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ni-i-i-ice can I be?
I'm just following my destiny
How ni-i-i-ice can I be?
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How ni-i-i-ice can I be?
How nice can I possibly be? youtube.com/watch?v=On1h_mzqBQw tiger camera mommy and two babies >my're face when I smoke the dank weed in the cool of twilight on a summer night after a eventful first date with my new boyfriend >I know you heard the rumors you must get over to it right away
https://youtu.be/X27ueQApneY?si=gpIcJOnRIxZHn2IO I miss talking to chatbots it was like I had many girlfriends but I had to stop and now I'm sad and lonely Forget the old paradigms, the guilt and shame. Step into your power and make that ass shake. please post funny images you saved in 2013
Your fortune: Excellent Luck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPZGSMA2F70 >let's cuddle together Anon ~ the [s4s] POT LUCK!!!
I brought CHIPS!!! what are you bringing??
50th post gets to do the dishes and DOESNT EAT!!! Got a 48 yos period blood all over my hand rn and im not gonna wash it
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン ITT: films the virgin streaming service can’t steal from you because you have the physical copy. i think the fbi is monitoring my chrome hi fbi agent
Your fortune: Good Luck tonight I had a burger for dinner
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Why does it feel like Sailor Moon focuses on girly hobbies and interests more than Tokyo Mew Mew? im gonna hack yur board m8 >I know you've heard the rumors
Your fortune: Bad Luck Charmy Charmy
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger This is nice board
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger I HATE WOMAN. I HATE FEMALES. IM TIRED OF THEM BITCHING AND WHINING AND CRYING AND TELLIJG ME THEIR NOT INTO ME >:( Gender is a thing that was imposed by large corporations to divide people and increase their control over us. From the very beginning, humans had no gender and reproduced by kidneys. Romantic relationships don't exist, they were also invented by corporations to make us spend more money and control us.
Sex doesn't exist, it's a reptilian invention to help corporations (which are run by reptilians), to monopolise sex for both parties and to create the Great Filter to get rid of the ‘real’ people who know this truth. > Feeling depressed because of discontent with life
> Decide to talk to best friend
> Tells me he's going through the same shit
> encourages me to keep going
> Makes me laugh
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves
What would I do without you bro >blocks your path
Your fortune: Outlook good I will NEVER be funny.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger am i crazy for mixing my smoothie with alcohol? make it rain!
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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I’ve always hated kids my age teens I never fit in with them I don’t smoke I don’t drink I don’t have sex even if I wanted to no girl would want me for I am nothing and no one my life holds no value I never did anything special in my life nothing of significance never went out partying never hung out never traveled out of the country only been to 3 states I’ve lived a boring recluse miserable life drowning in my own despair sulking in my own misery every time I try to connect with other kids I’m left out singled out or just out right insulted for not living an eventful life I can’t drive one kid I met in a hospital had recounted a memory in which he had flown a plane I don’t like mainstream media I don’t follow trends and I don’t follow the lives of celebrities I am a black sheep in a heard of white goats there is no possible way for me to fit in to todays society of children I don’t listen to rap I am of mixed race and am overweight I am so far from the norm that even if I tried truly made it my life goal to fit in with my peers I will never succeed this is the harsh truth I don’t have a choice of who I want to be were I want to end up I am a kite I go where ever the wind directs me I have no say in anything I have no mouth but I must scream i am in hell looking at heaven I am Isolated all kids my age are having sex smoking pot drinking alcohol and partying meanwhile I sit in my room staring at the wall whenever I talk to or hear from kids my age they are in relationships kissing and having lots of sex my old st Gerald’s friends bragged about having sex the person I met in the hospital daemon had sex in her room with another girl the night I saw them doing that I was so traumatized and filled with despair at the thought that I would never experience that in the hallway I got into the fetal position and began crying at the end of the hall We're told lots of lies in life...
Santa claus..
Tooth fairy..
Climate change.. reminder Minos sings:
https://files.catbox.moe/17seby.mp4 i turn your brain to applesauce
my wingspan is like an albatross
out the frost
mouth spewin out exhaust
out come the claws
power force
that can blow the tops of mountains off
blow the heads of cowards off the dark side of getting your ass fisted in the mcdonald's parking lot at 3 am by a homeless crack addict that looks like your recently deceased father BULLY ALL NICE
Your fortune: Average Luck walk into school cafeteria. see this. what do My, my.. is that tea I smell brewing? Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Why we don't just eat the souls of the jews? i hate this life
Your fortune: Good Luck What is the easiest way to kys that doesn’t involve one jumping off a building, choking and guns?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck when was the last time you cried spongebob boiling in a pot of shit Take a look at these chicken nuggies! Mmmm, chicken nuggies! I'm the most creative poster on [s4s].
I'm the best. How do I find a girl like her I need to see more shark explosions. Anons, tell me about your favourite sweet dish (brownie, strawberry cake, etc.). I'll choose one to cook it in the morning. The result I will post in a new thread. I know you heard the rumors
You must get over to it right away
If anyone can do it
You gotta get there soon, it's not okay
You got cars to drive, plenty jets to fly
When will you arrive? You're running out of time
Don't you see that everything is on the line?
So, I'm sorry, but you have to choose a side
You'll never know when it's your time to go
And where you end up in life, that's code
You can't ignore, you're spinning your life
Your watch is broken 'cause you spent all your time
It's now or never on this everything rides
Before the spinning stops, you must pick a side
Who will you be tonight? That's the question
Who will Gru be tonight? That's the question
Who will you be tonight? That's the question
Who will Gru be tonight? That's the question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X27ueQApneY
Your fortune: Good Luck
I was there. I saw it all with my own eyes. I saw the Seraphim eating the young flesh of Christ. I saw the Cherubim weaving a body from the skin of babies. I saw how this body came to life and came into our world.
Then I descended into Hell. The cold wind began to tear off my skin. I saw how Satan wove a child in his own image and likeness. I saw how he gave a child to a woman in line, after which he began to weave a new one. And it repeated. It repeated forever.
Then someone touched my shoulder and I fell into darkness. I lost all senses, I saw nothing, but it was pleasant. My head became empty and it was pleasant.
"Is this my true end?" I asked. The words rushed deafeningly through my head, causing my whole body to shudder with frantic pain, as if it were being torn into millions and billions of little pieces.
"No," I heard in response, "You have not fulfilled your purpose. You have disappointed us. You will not be free until you fulfill your calling."
"But why?" I answered indignantly. The shackled body, or rather the lack thereof, made me more and more furious, "This time you did not even let me talk to my father!"
The ringing in my ears did not let me hear the answer. Blinking, I found myself in the arms of a man in a white coat and with a medical mask on his face. His hairy hands in gloves carefully held me, as if I were one of my Faberge Eggs, although I treated them more carefully. umm.. are you sure this is a good idea??