Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
I fucking hate meat and all you can get to eat around here is meat, shitty meat, greasy meat, animal lard, dead animal blood, meat blood and fat check out this meme i found lole The clock counts down. The hour approaches. Yuji Sakai has gone mysteriously missing . . .
Is this one of the symptoms of life failure?
YES!
It's time for [s4s] to decide on which players will participate in this years Autumn Babby cup!
Vote here for your favorite memes!
https://forms.gle/mNbQp9w2W1rXuacS9 You are legally obligated to wear clothes. Would you venture into the spooky tunnel? i have just made a questionable choice that i will regret in the next few days
picture not related there are some similarities I was dying and nobody was there. What did s4s have for dinner? For me it was ribs, macaroni, green beans, potatoes, green onions, and rolls thisssss iss nicsssssse board THE LE NEWSPAPER HAS LE ARRIVED !!!!! LE MEGA ISSUE (50% more free!) !!!
a neutral viewpoint without opinion !!!!!!
neutral, like flube !! FLUBE LOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im ur namefig savior CHAOS bringing you that dank.
meta this week: I'm getting bored of this so what should nexxxt weeks paper contain? pls post
You may contact me on the super-secret-flube-based-[s4s]-interface.
PAY UP !!!!!!!!! I AIN DOING THIS FO FREE !!! note: namefigs get 45% discount (this is greater than 55%)
Your fortune: Better not tell you now DANCE
Boogie wonderland!
Hah hah!
DANEC
Boogie wonderLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND does fronky listen to music pumping your failed penis as usual? 3Bard/ le Radioman said the next two albums will be nice and rude. I already know how to rude and make rude songs. I want to make a song for the nice album, too, but don't know how to nice. So figs, please tell me how to nice. What does it mean to be nice? What do nicers do? What they do they say. What do they post? Please teach me how to nice.
In another note the papre listed me as a h*ckin namefig. A libel lawsuit will soon be filed in snek court.
Your fortune: Average Luck sex in the butt??? you mean like in the butt and stuff? stuff like that??? I have been talking to a pastor named Bentham (weird name I know) and he told me that you can actually marry someone over the internet. It is actually extremely (concerningly) easy to marry someone. Like, you might even do it by accident (lole). So with that in mind, would any of you like to reply to this post with the phrase "I do"? Haha it's not like that would technically marry you to me hahaha. I am not so lonely that I would even marry someone from [s4s] of all places... And even if that were the case, I promise I would be a good spouse and give you lots of gifts and say nice things to you like "your testicles are of normal density". Holy shit can I buy these anywhere? ITS FUNNY HOW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I START POSTING ALL OF THE SUDDEN NAMEFIGS START BUMPING A BUNCH OF THREADS AND THE BOARD MOVES FASTER THEY ARE TOTALLY NOT APART OF A DISCORD BY THE WAY!!!! What if God sent an angel to live with you and learn, and the angel looked like a cute 8 year old girl? My dad sent me a picture of his dinner it’s onion rings and beans and beef roast
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail reply to this post if you think namefigs deserve a clean shot to the head You didn't wash your penis, did you Anon? It reeks through your boxers. Gross. I can't believe its really over this time I fucking hate troons. Troons are fucking disgusting and groom children into mutilating their bodies. I mean, the cunts groom children before I can! GRRRRR CORRECTABLE DISGUSTING TRANNIES THAT WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN,... GRRRRRRRRRRRR LOLE !!!!!!
Your fortune: Average Luck you are a bunch of stupid niggers I feel a bit sad and moody tonight :( the term ludonarrative dissonance is stuck in my head and i dont like it
long ass pretentious ass word........
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail im bored. should i dick around it wow
sometimes when im high i like to stroll around desolace or azshara and listen to the salt-foam sprays...spray.
already gooned out
whatdo
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail I'm breaking your balls, and now you're getting fuckin fresh Just sittin' here thinking about all the times we used to Bocch up this board. Feeling anhedonic I just want to fucking space out!!!!!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now dont post lewd things on the nice board!!
its a nice thing to do..!!! I have never had interracial sxe.
https://files.catbox.moe/cblfx6.mp3
Your fortune: Godly Luck I felt depressed today. I wasn't in the mood for anything. I just sat there in the chair, looking out the window, letting time pass. I was either sleeping or doing just that. I couldn't study, exercise, or clean. I simply let time pass without thinking about anything, only existing. i wake up ◄=► there is another psyop
Your fortune: Outlook good crabs in the cradle with the slimy froge Baka day!!! Post all the Cirnos you have in dis thread!!! should i goon my PRICK?
im not very horny tbh
Your fortune: Good Luck still more intense than 3x3 tic-tac-toe, because at least someone wins is this the best place to ask boys to show their ass
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck now u tto can have thick pancakes!!!!!! an alterd recipe
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck wot other boardddsss do u use Let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field) Since the gods have forsaken me, I will forsake the gods.
Your fortune: Average Luck Why do some girls have metal balls over their vaginas? this is me btw :3 if u even care .. ^_^ Halo Frens! Write it down and I'll very poorly draw it!
I'm not too good so I'll only do like 3 but that's 3 happy peeps so that's good! Also do you guys know a safe way to accept donations or commissions? I wanna get a burgr but I need a form to get money We're both middle-aged and divorced, don't trust or feel like pursuing new relationships with people at this point. Still keep our friendly relationship but throw some casual sex in the mix. I mean, who gives a shit at this point? She's become very flirty with me in the past year bordering on sexual. I've dismissed it up to this point but was thinking about it today. Why the hell not? New experience, taboo, and someone I trust. We're both good-looking, too. We're both lonely and from her tone in the past year it seems like she'd go for it. So what say you, 4Chan? Should I float the idea out there? Maybe have a few drinks with her one night and see if anything happens? At this point I just don't care anymore and we could satisfy each other's sexual needs. godly lucke
Your fortune: Outlook good everyone is so mean to me ive been removed from every community i tried to join through no falt of mine the classic that started it all It's called "laundry day" you stupid nigger. What, have you never seen a girl in a bikini before? Pervert!
Your fortune: Good Luck tonight I will have leftover fridge food for dinner after work.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up melom
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck i havent seen a lot of namefigs this week. i wonder where they went...
(chiyo killed them..maybe) disorderly conduct public indecency and bleeding everywhere for moot on the steps of the false temple French people have to spend $1,500 a month on food.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again the mank gaming community! lived to waste another day don't like spam? take off your name! this will all end once the namefi- i mean NAMEFAGGOTS die down or forced anonymity is implemented Hello, I'd like to report several building code violations. A basket of eggs for you to take with you on your adventures how do i witchmaxx in the year 1999+4! Every time I see a wojak I imagine the most unfunny, bullied Ioser in the world who no one likes, no one has ever or will ever like, and who copes with it by being deliberately annoying just to bring everyone down to their level. im so shy i message nobody first i think people think im ghosting them because i never message them first el perro stretchy
Your fortune: Bad Luck i am dying. they poisoned my pancakes at denny's because i flirted with their racist waitress, now i am dying from heavy metals poisoning I would never let my daughter work in a maid cafe, sacrifice herself for beauty products, drown in pleasure, get squirted with horse ejaculate or become a pet. how do we stop him? what's our plan? do we ask him nicely? do we make fun of him? do we dox him? do we dox his family? do we go to his address? do we hold him down and torture him until he stops? do we kill his family in front of him? HOW DARE HE TRY TO HELP HIS FAVORITE BOARD!!! In a span of one week I did one simple "romhack" featuring a bunny. It reuses assets from the /v/orld hacks, but it's not a /v/4, nor I want it to be a spin off of that hack. I hope you have fun
https://files.catbox.moe/clsq99.smc >geez.... why can't I just let my tummy breathe without having to deal with stares from horny perverts? I know you namefigs are scared of me, you're scared of people knowing the truth about your fucking cult. You should be scared, because I will never stop until i see you all get destroyed. the joys of having ur cotton panties run up your butt cus ur wearing short shorts lole ruperts grand tour is resuming and finishing this time (for reals!!!)
here is the thread on /3/
>>>/3/958701 >you have been banned for 3 days for spamming/flooding
oh really? then how come i'm making this thread then? I just finished Death Note and Toradora!
I'm a huuuuge otaku, can someone here recommend me some more cool animes??? ^_^ What DOS Kirby taste like? it’s time for your sandwich now
Your fortune: Godly Luck I personally think he is doing a good dead by revolting against the namefigs, honestly i have been disliking the namefigs here for a while and it's nice to know i'm not alone. thank you mootposter for your service! happy fall [s4s]! (except to namefigs, you can all rot in hell) esfores! Post music that u like rn!!
https://youtu.be/zLXQvKoRGpg?si=cQPmVE-i0JuJeHP0
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck 
4 clothed korean college girls team[18-19] vs 1 tough kinky naked and shaved horny bisexual slut, Despina[38]. Despina thought that she is superior and she could beat them all together simultaneously. No limits hard street catfight. Korean team say "Girls lets all teach the loser slut the importance of teamwork again". They also add "Our fellow teams did well, her loser pussy is more swollen now, and her big pussy lips and clitoris even more exposed,perfect for kicking with our boots, hahaha''. Despina replies while she clenches her teeth "I will beat you all together". Girls reply: "Hahaha , you have already lost slut and you will lose again, you are alone and naked while we are 4 and clothed and we have the support of all our fellow students and pur fellow teams". College team add: "Look girls, her loser clitoris and her nipples become even bigger as she stands naked in front of us us,hahaha". Despina responds: "Fuck you". Korean college team reply again "Girls lets all punch the naked whore at her saggy breast and kick her big loser hairless pussy with our boots until she cums and gives up". Despina responds "My strong pussy will beat all your boots", making girls team laugh again. The slut tries very hard to resist them all but her hairless pussy is swollen and her big clitoris ready to explode....- Whaaaaattt... No way, why would Chel do this? i made an AI out of wish kek nii nii lets tyrone watch me when nii nii isnt home,, but tyrone keeps doing strange things to me,, i still consider him friendly and nice even if nii nii thinks that i act weird when nii nii's home.. im sure that the weird things tyrone does to me are healthy,, it makes me a bit dizzy nd flushed tho.. He's a cute boy just trying to help his board, he deserves all the love and affection in the world :-) Blessings to all my s4s friends on this sacred day of the Lord sometimes i get super horny while i'm slurping ramen and i start moaning and humping my chair while ramen broth spills all over my crotch happy morning s4s! my balls are relatively taut today
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ What an absolute faggot...
Get a real job, you fucking piece of shit, bitch! Artists need to stop coping. tonight I had a roast beef sandwich for dinner. a pretty girl talked to me today.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now kangel if she real and also (male) I survive by gambling my entire paycheck at the casino. Chicken nuggets in my microwave be all like HAHAHHAHA YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER LOLE IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LOOOOOOOOOLE !!!!!!!!!
Your fortune: Average Luck needed boyfriend in need ASAP
please. .i love ,u !boyfriend, my prince! aren't anons basically insecure namefigs desu? gooning my dirty cock AMA
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail A fuckton of new chan websites exist with more users than 4chan.
Many are discrete and private for specific sorts of soul. Moot is said to have made new chan websites. Even 8.chan is said to be still going strong but with a completely different name. can boys really love boys? >won the argument
>the anon leaves the thread
>now there's no one to talk to This is a weapon Idea that I thought of it's a big tank to squish the soldiers The inevitable responses to this thread could be predicted by a retarded baby monkey. What music do you listen to while beating your meat??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger *squeak squeak squeak*
eehehehehe... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSL-YtVV9U4
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger 
