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OFFICIAL [s4s] BIRTHDAY STICKY!!!swaglord pls sticky! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! IT'S [S4S]'S BIRTHDAAAAAAAAY! LET'S PARTY LOLE! funpost! sing happy birthdaye! draw birthday nice grills and birthday keksandras! all boardse report in! play music!No titlepotatNo titleI made it back!
Your fortune: Bad LuckNo titletfw ywn wake up to thisWATCH my DAUGHTERyummy:3Interesting Word Of The Day>Poopies poopies are the brown stuff that come from your anal cavity... the origin of how these things are made is still unknown.. many scientists believe that this is what happens to our food but according to /pol/ science is liberal propaganda and only biblical nonsense should be taken as a fact! so how much is true of the so called "digestive" system? we don't know yet... we can however confirm that pee does not come from hydration because people who never drink can still pee (except they're pee is yellow-orangy for some reason)
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Your fortune: Reply hazy, try againNo titleTWO bunes on the SAME picture!!!No titleA peculiar thing happened out at Jessup's Dairy last week. You know that old field out next to the milking area? Well I don't know how to explain it but the pebbles on the ground grew into rocks, and then the rocks grew into statues that resembled the likes of men, and one of the statues grew into a temple. And on the door of that temple was an engraved image of a man with a hundred eyes all over his head. The inside contains a large granite altar. The ceiling is covered with finely detailed engravings of shrubbery. A beautiful stone garden, hanging upside down. And on the wall behind the altar was a message that read: "No human influence can save you now. You've got to sacrifice all your dairy cows." Old man Jessup wasn't very happy about that. And to make matters worse, the cows broke the gate open over at the pasture, and formed a line leading up to the steps of the temple. Well we decided to sacrifice one cow just to see what would happen. We took half a cord of firewood, threw it on the altar, took one of the older cows and used a forklift to get her up on top. Then old man Jessup took his blowtorch and lit the wood on fire. We stood outside and watched as a thick purple smoke issued out the door. Inside the smoke there were thousands of diamonds floating upwards. And as they bounced against each other, they made the sound of tinkling bells. The cows were back out in the pasture. I've never seen those cows happier in all my life.No titleTO THE SHIP
Your fortune: Excellent LuckNo titleOH SHIT!!! WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!No titleuwoohNo titlei want tto kiss some1 gosh darn it im tired of being quarentined all aloneNo titleher womb was legendaryTall women (180+ cm) shouldn't wear high heelsMost men are already in that height range and it'd look ridiculous if an already tall woman wore heels,especially in an official context. Men ought to be taller than women.No titleNo Kirkby!!! Do not inhail or you will get covidNo titleI wishe a fisheNo titlemy pp hurts a lot I haven't masturbated for 3 days now and I'm a virgin what does it meanNo titledad's drunk againNo titlePls give me exercise and I'm ready to become a cat
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Your fortune: Outlook goodNo titleLEBOWSKIIIIIIIINo titlehow to control seething rageNo titlecan [s4s] get text formatting like /qst/ i want to color text and make text bold
https://tenor.com/view/4channers-when-they-see-someone-headphones-streamer-fast-shake-gif-16747337No titlebeary pink has a gun I wonder what she is shooting at
is this nice?No title>MFW "HE" comesNo titlethis board is so bad lolNo titleOn the boards that I browse I regularly report rule breaking posts.I hate thiss4s delete the thread i was supposed to bump hahaha!
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mailfortuneNo titleeuropean bfNo title>masturbatingi love furry babesnobody fited me this week cuz every1s a wuss. and to the mentally ill cuntbag whoi cahllenge me but dident sho up: 踣街/仆街
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OUTSIDE IS STILL FUCK AND GETS MORE FUCK EVERY DAY
EVEN ORANGE DADDY CAN NO LONGER DENY THE MORBID REALITY OF THE SITUATION
Your fortune: Average LuckNo titlethe russian bot farming system known as 4chanNo titleFor me it's Buffy the Dick SuckerNo titleThe forehead girlNo titleDoremi was the best thing to happen to [s4s].No titlepoppu cham...Choose your girlYou are alone at a party and you realize that there are 9 pretty ladies alone too...
Which of them do you go to talk and have a good time because she looks nice and cool?
Who of them would be the last one you would approach because she seems hateful?No titlegoodnight [s4s] thank you for being my friendNo titlenobody celebrated my birthday :( i am 22...