Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
anyone gotta daughter they want watched? >my're face when when someone calls weed or shrooms 'drugs' when they likely shove handfuls of pills into their mouths that are sythetic, man made in labrotories chemicals with pages of side effects such as; suicidal thoughts, weight gain, and organ failure.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck stuffing saturday
Your fortune: Bad Luck T·H·A·T S·H·O·U·L·D T·E·A·C·H H·I·M A L·E·S·S·O·N
A·M·E·R·I·C·A I·S M·I·N·E T·O R·E·I·G·N
N·O·T Y·O·U·R·S T·O R·U·I·N beary pink in a trashcan
beary pink in a trashcan pls post bmi so i can reevaluate if your opinion matter or not.
https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html cowe compactor edition!
Also the server is down again! whoever kept telling me to watch jojo on this board – i watched the entirety of seasons one and two. ive seen every episode up until the finale of stardust crusaders
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail how do you deal with mental illness or mental instability?
i.. i'm asking you because i'm trying to figure out how
i get nervous or stressed so easily and that drives me crazy
how do you maintain your insanity
if you know how to do so would you tell me how because i'm trying to figure out how? >be me
>try to think of greentext
>can't think of one because im stupide
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again this is the correct list. It didn’t have everything and I didn’t bother adding ones they didn’t have but close enough. Feel free 2 make your own, but yours will be wrong
https://tiermaker.com/create/the-complete-fast-food-restaurant-tier-list-130-251917
Your fortune: Excellent Luck What's his deal? Can someone explain?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now My right nostril has cleared up but now my left one is stuffed. Fuck off, nigger!
Your fortune: Average Luck Daiki-kun and Yousuke-kun are best friends!
Your fortune: Average Luck You have to leave. This pool is a no nigger zone.
Your fortune: Average Luck is this board for or against tomato sauce as a pizza topping
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck This picture really activates my neurons. i don wana be human anymore i wana be this
Your fortune: Godly Luck Oh gosh, a White boy! I know I promised mom and dad I wouldn't misceginate, but fuck it.
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! NEET
NEET
NEET
I KNOW S4S IS FULL OF NEETS LIKE ME >go to starbucks
>see this
wat do Killing junkies should not be legally considered murder, at most a small offence like a parking ticket.
Those people are worthless, unsalvageable, soon to be dead anyway.
They are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more worthless than the average person or highly productive, valuable humans.
They are human garbage and should be allowed to treat as such.
Superior humans should be allowed to shoot them for fun, like rats.
Human life is simply vastly different in value, and the low-life is not only not worth anything, but a burden, a cost, to others and society.
Everything else than making it legal to kill them at will is hypocrisy, because nobody really gives a damn if they die, freeze to death, or kill each other, already. Nobody cares, and the superior, more valuable humans, are happy when junkies die and vanish.
Therefore, making it legal to kill them is only logical and rational. The girl of infinite charm. Why are there no dev tools for mobile Internet browsers? I'm so tired of being kiked all the times. Goodbye bros. TEACHER FUCK!
Your fortune: Good Luck Yesterday, I had the most TERRIFYIN' experience! ...Last night, I was all alone in my room... when outta nowhere... CAME THE SMELL OF A FART THAT WASN'T MINE! SAY THE MOST RANDOM SHIT 1 2 3 GO Yes I listen to Rock and Roll heavy metal music. How did you know?
https://voca.ro/1oAfNFwAk9PL
https://voca.ro/12RbnG1olEJ5
https://voca.ro/159VdnXTLEuB what kind of woman will love me? "did i ever tell you that my parents actually disliked me?"
"bye then!"
Your fortune: Godly Luck today I discoverd my state has wild lovebirds because I saw 2 cute green birds pecking at the ground in my yard
I am very happy at this news, they are so cute and I lvoe them!
Your fortune: Average Luck I'm high.
https://youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs I still think you're larping but Vari can pwn my dick anytime she pleases
Your fortune: Good Luck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGU_Ib0Eog
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! Kiki will never be a woman. Now that the poop has settled, would you like to be my gf?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again lol, yeah, sure, OK, nigger.
Your fortune: Average Luck Happy birthday, [s4s]! It has been 11 amazing years, and we have so much to show for it!
MEMES
JOKES
PRANKS
SILLY SAYINGS
GOOFS
GAGS
and even more hilarious situations than even a professional stick shaker could shake a stick at!
But it goes deeper than that. [s4s] has also been an inspiration to many people who are otherwise confused or outcast by society. It has helped people embrace their hobbies, pursue their goals, or finally talk to that stinky amine griller in they're socio-economics class. We have broken through philosophical hierarchies and forged the path toward inspirational new epochs in human thought and emotion. We have brazenly pursued memetics to the point of losing ourselves, only to find out reflections in the bottom of a pit we thought endless. We have learned the dichotomy of niceness, the fallacy of rudeness, and in all have become more well-rounded and exceptional individuals merely due to this board's existence.
Most importantly, we are all still here :^) so while we're here, let's enjoy some MUSICE!!
First of all, today marks the release of [s4s] OC Albume 33, CHECK EM'! This albume has 103 potent tracks which are sure to get your feeties wigglin'! Expect a radio show this weekend, or download your very own copy TODAY from:
<j.mp/s4s-albumes
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
Famous poster Anonymous has put together a compilation of the BEST music from albumes 1-30, and we will be streaming that new compilation LIVE today on [s4s]!
Tune in:
<youtube.com/leradioman
or download:
<j.mp/s4s-albumes
We are SO excited to participate in this monumental occasion, and can't WAIT to spend this most worthy birthday with each and every one of you. Let's make this the best birthday ever! Keksandra deserves the highest praise, and who better to grant her wish than the beautiful denizens of nice board [s4s]!?!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Guys, I grilled up some ribs. They were good. >What are you looking at, loser? is this board for or against fish sticks as a pizza topping?
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck spongebob boiling in a pot of shit my thighs are so sore from last night I bought a booty pillow. I'm going to start sleeping on a butte. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your fortune: Godly Luck have a comfy day and night every halo enjoyer Ouuu ugh
Hbghh
https://youtu.be/5PaiDuiLzas?si=iColVImu5E97pLJ6 i should be liiik
stud
but me be liiike
blergh
i fail its ok
i just draw and listen to song
Your fortune: Average Luck Tsukasa. Tsukasa why are you not real? Why can't we be together? You are the only one I have ever loved but God cursed me. Cursed me to love one that will never be real. One that will never exist. Please, Tsukasa. I just want to be together with you. Dear athiests
If God isnt real the why is hummus so good?
Checkmate athiests :P i may or may not finish this game depending on the received feedback
https://www.mediafire.com/file/fk83trhg1ibozcz/Catik_Demo_%2528feedback_needed%2529.exe/file >What kind of country would this be if we couldn't make sacrifices of youngling flesh to the Dark Lord Satan? they are poisoning our food
Your fortune: Outlook good Killing namefigs should not be legally considered murder, at most a small offence like a parking ticket.
Those people are worthless, unsalvageable, soon to be dead anyway.
They are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more worthless than the average person or highly productive, valuable humans.
They are human garbage and should be allowed to treat as such.
Superior humans should be allowed to shoot them for fun, like rats.
Human life is simply vastly different in value, and the low-life is not only not worth anything, but a burden, a cost, to others and society.
Everything else than making it legal to kill them at will is hypocrisy, because nobody really gives a damn if they die, freeze to death, or kill each other, already. Nobody cares, and the superior, more valuable humans, are happy when namefigs die and vanish.
Therefore, making it legal to kill them is only logical and rational. YHLITFGISWBAIDASD
TRAIN!!!!!
GNAO+USBDPOAUSBDHOAS
TRAINS!!!!
TRAIN
THREAD!!! What do you know about this girl? https://voca.ro/1aAGW85tRnLW personally, I don't believe in love. Not real love anyways. >be me
>get banned for some dumb shit
>oh well, decide to just stay off 4chan for a couple days
>come back, see if ban is gone, reply goes through so I guess the ban is off
>go to board I got the ban and try to post, ban doesn't end for another 2 hours
>mfw I assumed it was a global ban but it turned out to just be for that one board
>mfw I just took 3 days off 4chan for no reason happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up been in dispensing for the past few days, but I called in sick for one of them (I wasn't, just wanted to finish and practice my presentation for uni)
that went well, I didn't need to score too high to pass the class.
my onahole has been keeping me dry these past few weeks, I don't think I can go back.
just got my pc finally set up with a double monitor.
been checking out some altchans too Would you let your fortune be told by sfors based cards?
Your fortune: Average Luck hi s4s.... i've been feeling very lonely lately. the outside world resents my existance and i don't trust any of them. will anyone be my friend? >Hi, I'm William from Microsoft Sonic Toaster toasting Toast.
I want to buy Sandwichmakers/Toasters branding my bread with Popculture but I can't find any. >white people can't even steal better than blacks
whitebros... it's over.... 1, shake <3
2, shake <3
3, shake <3
4, turn
5, shake <3
6, shake <3
7, bump!
8, finish!
Practice it and you'll be a star! Was talking to girl, we were having a good time, she was smiling and laughing, and then all of sudden she said she has a "partner". Then she quickly ended the conversation and left. And the worst part is that she started the conversation.
I feel a bit depressed. It seems like that all the women I meet are dating someone. Donatello
Donatello
Donatello
Donatello
Wake up. Donatello. California. Today same day, what happen 2017.
This message from Mohammad Khanaqin, for place of Kurdistan for you Donatello. You go check up in the seraphanz, you have two yil.
You life is two yil. Two yil from now from today to two yil of one yil and six month of two yil.
You life after this one you pass away. You do you good job for the 4chan for the s4s in 2 yil, you do pull down forces of darkness for us.
we will give you 2 yil i have this mortifying need to deshumanize anyone whose beliefs are different from mines. so gutwrenching that you only have to mention your religion for me to start lacking empathy. (even tho my own never said anything about hating others, it is a me problem) i cannot feel the warmth of someone and something whose ethics are so different and far from mines, theological differences wouldn't sit right with me,ever. from this pov, no noticeable gap between zionists and me, honestly. (the only thing is i wouldn't kill anyone for it) definitely disapointed in it how does this board feel about breakfast as a pizza topping?
Your fortune: Godly Luck how does this board feel about hatsune miku as a pizza topping?
Your fortune: Godly Luck binley mega chippy
Your fortune: Excellent Luck i am dropping the upside down milk ALPHA OMEGA ALPHA OMEGA SPRINGTIME IS IN A FRENZY he makes funny faces from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nV0_d66IaU this character is so le cute
could somebody please make a beary of her lol
Your fortune: Bad Luck I miss the ASIAN GORL, she's cool
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >Please wait a while before making a thread
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン THE bananabird
Your fortune: Godly Luck RAPE MURDER GENOCIDE TORTURE ROBBERY SLAUGHTER BEHEADING why yes. . . indeed I would like 6 shots of epspresso this fine and wonderful morning; don't mind if I do -- eheheheeh
maybe a dash of cinnamon and sugar while you're at it. Oh and don't forget the Kemp's local milk, sweetie The heat from the bread cooks the egg. lol cade funny. funny cade. internt make me crzy,,.,,,... i thought of making this thread in one Killing namefigs should not be legally considered murder, at most a small offence like a parking ticket.
Those people are worthless, unsalvageable, soon to be dead anyway.
They are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more worthless than the average person or highly productive, valuable humans.
They are human garbage and should be allowed to treat as such.
Superior humans should be allowed to shoot them for fun, like rats.
Human life is simply vastly different in value, and the low-life is not only not worth anything, but a burden, a cost, to others and society.
Everything else than making it legal to kill them at will is hypocrisy, because nobody really gives a damn if they die, freeze to death, or kill each other, already. Nobody cares, and the superior, more valuable humans, are happy when namefigs die and vanish.
Therefore, making it legal to kill them is only logical and rational. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc4ROCJYbm0 its a eat shit or shit eat world and they say romance is dead timestamped video link:
https://youtu.be/oq_QYRWhmf0?t=257
konata looks
springy noise
konata "hmm hmm"
twins stand side by side and wait for konata to say something Women want to be equal but they cannot break the "unfamiliar glass ceiling..." Curious.
I am very intelligent.
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Today my manager came to the office (and some guys that don't come often)
We played ping pong and went for a lunch together it was a pretty cool
We upgraded one of the servers with two SSDs and I was tasked with installing the latest ubuntu server version that came out today but I fucked up partitioning due to my complete lack of knowledge of how RAIDs work and my manager had to explain all that stuff to me but I managed to set up everything correctly so that's good
Overall a cool learning experience... There are way too many NIGGERS on this board. Let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field)
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail Gunnbustaaa!!!!
https://youtu.be/vLFCbAXA1I4?si=g4pj_Nyj_ruX6FWD micker is 158cm tall and 42 kg which puts her at a BMI of 16.8! friend said im acting less mentally ill.. does she know? I am breaking again
https://youtu.be/BSfTXaqo18o?si=IWnSOzptfAOwUx9G This little light of mine, I'm `gon let it shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgdOwEsEzA https://youtu.be/00bSmbbw1D4 At night you can still hear the butte... i CANT fucking stand you guys OMG