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"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)

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1712931726130797
anyone gotta daughter they want watched?
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1703739840108
>my're face when when someone calls weed or shrooms 'drugs' when they likely shove handfuls of pills into their mouths that are sythetic, man made in labrotories chemicals with pages of side effects such as; suicidal thoughts, weight gain, and organ failure.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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[Doremi].Ojamajo.Doremi.Naisho.03.[EFC943DD].avi_snapshot_03.08_[2018.05.29_04.18.45]
The forehead girl
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noodlepilled
stuffing saturday

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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Malarkey
T·H·A·T S·H·O·U·L·D T·E·A·C·H H·I·M A L·E·S·S·O·N

A·M·E·R·I·C·A I·S M·I·N·E T·O R·E·I·G·N
N·O·T Y·O·U·R·S T·O R·U·I·N
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1704403926958044
beary pink in a trashcan
beary pink in a trashcan
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999
pls post bmi so i can reevaluate if your opinion matter or not.
https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html
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/s4scraft/
2024-04-23_21.20.12
cowe compactor edition!

Also the server is down again!
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concldued watching jojo
JotaroKujo_Part3
whoever kept telling me to watch jojo on this board – i watched the entirety of seasons one and two. ive seen every episode up until the finale of stardust crusaders

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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1685759019882761
how do you deal with mental illness or mental instability?
i.. i'm asking you because i'm trying to figure out how
i get nervous or stressed so easily and that drives me crazy
how do you maintain your insanity
if you know how to do so would you tell me how because i'm trying to figure out how?
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anine pout face
>be me
>try to think of greentext
>can't think of one because im stupide

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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OFFICIAL RESTAURANT TIER LIST
IMG_7179
this is the correct list. It didn’t have everything and I didn’t bother adding ones they didn’t have but close enough. Feel free 2 make your own, but yours will be wrong
https://tiermaker.com/create/the-complete-fast-food-restaurant-tier-list-130-251917

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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1696789493123487
Shizune (smug)
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Deal
What's his deal? Can someone explain?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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1690741215588
My right nostril has cleared up but now my left one is stuffed.
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comfy
how are u feeling today
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db4e838abbc0029f6c3832b1eed0238b
Fuck off, nigger!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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1
Daiki-kun and Yousuke-kun are best friends!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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d11828b4ed0d5a04be4d683f73fa7253
You have to leave. This pool is a no nigger zone.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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1673177255226088
>two same numbers!
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ass
1605000835357
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IMG_7189
is this board for or against tomato sauce as a pizza topping

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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1629614005846
This picture really activates my neurons.
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fortune
1713904890008339
i don wana be human anymore i wana be this

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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2a739bb69d6b4af8643a814b19d56894
Oh gosh, a White boy! I know I promised mom and dad I wouldn't misceginate, but fuck it.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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1686984131328315
NEET
NEET
NEET
I KNOW S4S IS FULL OF NEETS LIKE ME
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20240425_205541
>go to starbucks
>see this
wat do
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Killing junkies
1714045162242068m
Killing junkies should not be legally considered murder, at most a small offence like a parking ticket.

Those people are worthless, unsalvageable, soon to be dead anyway.
They are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more worthless than the average person or highly productive, valuable humans.
They are human garbage and should be allowed to treat as such.

Superior humans should be allowed to shoot them for fun, like rats.

Human life is simply vastly different in value, and the low-life is not only not worth anything, but a burden, a cost, to others and society.


Everything else than making it legal to kill them at will is hypocrisy, because nobody really gives a damn if they die, freeze to death, or kill each other, already. Nobody cares, and the superior, more valuable humans, are happy when junkies die and vanish.
Therefore, making it legal to kill them is only logical and rational.
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Hazuki
GL9CUmGXoAAq4KM
The girl of infinite charm.
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1709462904018361
Why are there no dev tools for mobile Internet browsers? I'm so tired of being kiked all the times. Goodbye bros.
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478763745
TEACHER FUCK!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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bunny_hood_link__majora_s_mask__by_nakimedova_dezud3b-pre
Yesterday, I had the most TERRIFYIN' experience! ...Last night, I was all alone in my room... when outta nowhere... CAME THE SMELL OF A FART THAT WASN'T MINE!
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1684948014342352
she is so silly
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azu_tomo0055
SAY THE MOST RANDOM SHIT 1 2 3 GO
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1711104453024713
Yes I listen to Rock and Roll heavy metal music. How did you know?
https://voca.ro/1oAfNFwAk9PL
https://voca.ro/12RbnG1olEJ5
https://voca.ro/159VdnXTLEuB
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1710810626035285
what kind of woman will love me?
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mag
__kemomimi_chan_original_drawn_by_naga_u__d80731bd2b471b02b6bea475d58d7bd3
"did i ever tell you that my parents actually disliked me?"
"bye then!"

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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ass
hench jar jar
ass
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3829584-Jack-Russell-Terrier-puppy-on-grass-Stock-Photo
jack ruselel
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cute wild birds
1654626356220
today I discoverd my state has wild lovebirds because I saw 2 cute green birds pecking at the ground in my yard
I am very happy at this news, they are so cute and I lvoe them!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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linux users
I love linux!
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2stepping
I'm high.

https://youtu.be/ojULkWEUsPs
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Vari_DCL_Bust
I still think you're larping but Vari can pwn my dick anytime she pleases

Your fortune: Good Luck
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5006946_Elly_sunpin4_star
Watch my dotter
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79-791798_8-bit-mario-pipe-super-mario-bros-pipe
wait for it
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He's BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGU_Ib0Eog

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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1701483757522
Kiki will never be a woman.
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78c1745edbe9f5f750a9d387b2675a1c(1)
Now that the poop has settled, would you like to be my gf?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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4da0d93655b31af10b0bf14d796abd53
lol, yeah, sure, OK, nigger.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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rokkuu
Bocchi the dripp
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[s4s] OC Albume 33 - RELEASE THREAD + ????? RADIO BROADCAST?!
covere
Happy birthday, [s4s]! It has been 11 amazing years, and we have so much to show for it!
MEMES
JOKES
PRANKS
SILLY SAYINGS
GOOFS
GAGS
and even more hilarious situations than even a professional stick shaker could shake a stick at!

But it goes deeper than that. [s4s] has also been an inspiration to many people who are otherwise confused or outcast by society. It has helped people embrace their hobbies, pursue their goals, or finally talk to that stinky amine griller in they're socio-economics class. We have broken through philosophical hierarchies and forged the path toward inspirational new epochs in human thought and emotion. We have brazenly pursued memetics to the point of losing ourselves, only to find out reflections in the bottom of a pit we thought endless. We have learned the dichotomy of niceness, the fallacy of rudeness, and in all have become more well-rounded and exceptional individuals merely due to this board's existence.

Most importantly, we are all still here :^) so while we're here, let's enjoy some MUSICE!!

First of all, today marks the release of [s4s] OC Albume 33, CHECK EM'! This albume has 103 potent tracks which are sure to get your feeties wigglin'! Expect a radio show this weekend, or download your very own copy TODAY from:
<j.mp/s4s-albumes

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

Famous poster Anonymous has put together a compilation of the BEST music from albumes 1-30, and we will be streaming that new compilation LIVE today on [s4s]!
Tune in:
<youtube.com/leradioman
or download:
<j.mp/s4s-albumes

We are SO excited to participate in this monumental occasion, and can't WAIT to spend this most worthy birthday with each and every one of you. Let's make this the best birthday ever! Keksandra deserves the highest praise, and who better to grant her wish than the beautiful denizens of nice board [s4s]!?!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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43402569_p0
Got tea.
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85F005E8-FB62-4BB1-8650-3B18BFBE8037
Guys, I grilled up some ribs. They were good.
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1692139419816728
>What are you looking at, loser?
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IMG_7182
is this board for or against fish sticks as a pizza topping?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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spongebob boiling in a pot of shit
spongebob boiling in a pot of shit
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shimakaze-kun9
my thighs are so sore from last night
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1686257162890848
I bought a booty pillow. I'm going to start sleeping on a butte.
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3847752380438
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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halo_eepy_grunto
have a comfy day and night every halo enjoyer
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FUlLQdtXwAAeP5h
Ouuu ugh
Hbghh
https://youtu.be/5PaiDuiLzas?si=iColVImu5E97pLJ6
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fortune
calculumi
i should be liiik
stud
but me be liiike
blergh
i fail its ok
i just draw and listen to song

Your fortune: Average Luck
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1548289129320
Tsukasa. Tsukasa why are you not real? Why can't we be together? You are the only one I have ever loved but God cursed me. Cursed me to love one that will never be real. One that will never exist. Please, Tsukasa. I just want to be together with you.
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1691379358535944
I'm going to sleep[
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IMG_1968
Dear athiests

If God isnt real the why is hummus so good?

Checkmate athiests :P
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gamemaker
i may or may not finish this game depending on the received feedback
https://www.mediafire.com/file/fk83trhg1ibozcz/Catik_Demo_%2528feedback_needed%2529.exe/file
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IMG_2804
>What kind of country would this be if we couldn't make sacrifices of youngling flesh to the Dark Lord Satan?
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38AE1221-725D-4CE9-812F-9768951FAADD
they are poisoning our food

Your fortune: Outlook good
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Killing namefigs
1713175860788069
Killing namefigs should not be legally considered murder, at most a small offence like a parking ticket.

Those people are worthless, unsalvageable, soon to be dead anyway.
They are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more worthless than the average person or highly productive, valuable humans.
They are human garbage and should be allowed to treat as such.

Superior humans should be allowed to shoot them for fun, like rats.

Human life is simply vastly different in value, and the low-life is not only not worth anything, but a burden, a cost, to others and society.


Everything else than making it legal to kill them at will is hypocrisy, because nobody really gives a damn if they die, freeze to death, or kill each other, already. Nobody cares, and the superior, more valuable humans, are happy when namefigs die and vanish.
Therefore, making it legal to kill them is only logical and rational.
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mälartåg
YHLITFGISWBAIDASD
TRAIN!!!!!
GNAO+USBDPOAUSBDHOAS
TRAINS!!!!

TRAIN
THREAD!!!
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WHEN U CUM
IT'S GONNA BE MAY!
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Screenshot_2024-04-24-21-01-15-58_64ef5fc2000c1caa954c114bb372e1d5
Hate when that happens
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IMG_1473
https://voca.ro/1aAGW85tRnLW
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1713450865364875
personally, I don't believe in love. Not real love anyways.
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sad pepe
>be me
>get banned for some dumb shit
>oh well, decide to just stay off 4chan for a couple days
>come back, see if ban is gone, reply goes through so I guess the ban is off
>go to board I got the ban and try to post, ban doesn't end for another 2 hours
>mfw I assumed it was a global ban but it turned out to just be for that one board
>mfw I just took 3 days off 4chan for no reason
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__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-796e1ef52d51e47f5da294fae83e3c9f
phage was a good meme
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untitled
happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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del.rio
Viva la rasa!
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1713084429574
been in dispensing for the past few days, but I called in sick for one of them (I wasn't, just wanted to finish and practice my presentation for uni)
that went well, I didn't need to score too high to pass the class.
my onahole has been keeping me dry these past few weeks, I don't think I can go back.
just got my pc finally set up with a double monitor.
been checking out some altchans too
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1427269514574
akarimasen
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1682810440676832
Would you let your fortune be told by sfors based cards?

Your fortune: Average Luck
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L_in_the_rain
hi s4s.... i've been feeling very lonely lately. the outside world resents my existance and i don't trust any of them. will anyone be my friend?
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hqdefault-1283447997
>Hi, I'm William from Microsoft
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Domj-KNUUAA_rkU
Sonic Toaster toasting Toast.
I want to buy Sandwichmakers/Toasters branding my bread with Popculture but I can't find any.
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TV Theft
>white people can't even steal better than blacks
whitebros... it's over....
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Trendy dance
__18
1, shake <3
2, shake <3
3, shake <3
4, turn
5, shake <3
6, shake <3
7, bump!
8, finish!

Practice it and you'll be a star!
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sad
Was talking to girl, we were having a good time, she was smiling and laughing, and then all of sudden she said she has a "partner". Then she quickly ended the conversation and left. And the worst part is that she started the conversation.
I feel a bit depressed. It seems like that all the women I meet are dating someone.
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yh2YUN58332
Donatello

Donatello

Donatello

Donatello

Wake up. Donatello. California. Today same day, what happen 2017.

This message from Mohammad Khanaqin, for place of Kurdistan for you Donatello. You go check up in the seraphanz, you have two yil.

You life is two yil. Two yil from now from today to two yil of one yil and six month of two yil.

You life after this one you pass away. You do you good job for the 4chan for the s4s in 2 yil, you do pull down forces of darkness for us.

we will give you 2 yil
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deshumanisation
f6e37dd53713263982624b4dd00f44a5
i have this mortifying need to deshumanize anyone whose beliefs are different from mines. so gutwrenching that you only have to mention your religion for me to start lacking empathy. (even tho my own never said anything about hating others, it is a me problem) i cannot feel the warmth of someone and something whose ethics are so different and far from mines, theological differences wouldn't sit right with me,ever. from this pov, no noticeable gap between zionists and me, honestly. (the only thing is i wouldn't kill anyone for it) definitely disapointed in it
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IMG_7175
how does this board feel about breakfast as a pizza topping?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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__original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-98f80352cd33648e8143702142589f12
god im drunk
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Me
1000_F_193229417_0OwMp74v1VUm6qps8dHa2Zm2jdBQgL7X
GRAHH
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IMG_7178
how does this board feel about hatsune miku as a pizza topping?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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file
binley mega chippy


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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IMG_7330
Hi !!!!!!!!!
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file
i am dropping the upside down milk
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D22E6331-5EA9-4AD7-BEB9-66C50FD337BA
ALPHA OMEGA ALPHA OMEGA SPRINGTIME IS IN A FRENZY
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1714015849169360
he makes funny faces from time to time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nV0_d66IaU
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1713842560005727
this character is so le cute
could somebody please make a beary of her
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1682485194800067
lol

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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1711230222000592
I miss the ASIAN GORL, she's cool

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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1689673581802
>Please wait a while before making a thread

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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1689332477695278
THE bananabird

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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1710692328335275
hote bitche
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dont
RAPE MURDER GENOCIDE TORTURE ROBBERY SLAUGHTER BEHEADING
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pino space stare devious
why yes. . . indeed I would like 6 shots of epspresso this fine and wonderful morning; don't mind if I do -- eheheheeh

maybe a dash of cinnamon and sugar while you're at it. Oh and don't forget the Kemp's local milk, sweetie
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1708835545726007
WEEE
BANEEZU GOBORIN
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eggy bureddo
The heat from the bread cooks the egg.
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20240424_152652
lol cade funny. funny cade.
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2002
internt make me crzy,,.,,,...
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showere
IMG_0027
i thought of making this thread in one
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Killing namefigs
1713052341470529
Killing namefigs should not be legally considered murder, at most a small offence like a parking ticket.

Those people are worthless, unsalvageable, soon to be dead anyway.
They are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy more worthless than the average person or highly productive, valuable humans.
They are human garbage and should be allowed to treat as such.

Superior humans should be allowed to shoot them for fun, like rats.

Human life is simply vastly different in value, and the low-life is not only not worth anything, but a burden, a cost, to others and society.


Everything else than making it legal to kill them at will is hypocrisy, because nobody really gives a damn if they die, freeze to death, or kill each other, already. Nobody cares, and the superior, more valuable humans, are happy when namefigs die and vanish.
Therefore, making it legal to kill them is only logical and rational.
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IMG_0016
this is nice cardboard
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1711500362982204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc4ROCJYbm0
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images (1)
>be me
>Me bee
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1712477145678818
its a eat shit or shit eat world
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1555886778030
and they say romance is dead
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1707103995566033
timestamped video link:
https://youtu.be/oq_QYRWhmf0?t=257
konata looks
springy noise
konata "hmm hmm"
twins stand side by side and wait for konata to say something
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1691107314383126
Women want to be equal but they cannot break the "unfamiliar glass ceiling..." Curious.

I am very intelligent.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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1708037445850303
Today my manager came to the office (and some guys that don't come often)
We played ping pong and went for a lunch together it was a pretty cool
We upgraded one of the servers with two SSDs and I was tasked with installing the latest ubuntu server version that came out today but I fucked up partitioning due to my complete lack of knowledge of how RAIDs work and my manager had to explain all that stuff to me but I managed to set up everything correctly so that's good
Overall a cool learning experience...
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atlas9-1
fuck u in particular
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1713109799250202
There are way too many NIGGERS on this board.
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5SameFortunes
Let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field)

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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1712973592204799
Gunnbustaaa!!!!

https://youtu.be/vLFCbAXA1I4?si=g4pj_Nyj_ruX6FWD
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hungry miku
micker is 158cm tall and 42 kg which puts her at a BMI of 16.8!
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aww
friend said im acting less mentally ill.. does she know?
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1547605475242
I am breaking again

https://youtu.be/BSfTXaqo18o?si=IWnSOzptfAOwUx9G
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Southofmidnight
This little light of mine, I'm `gon let it shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRgdOwEsEzA
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51wIJVs-eaL
At night you can still hear the butte...
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kill_me_baby_sonya_action_pose_anime_vector_by_emerald_stock_d574npk-fullview
i CANT fucking stand you guys OMG
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