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>_< soup /b/, will trans fats make me gay? i noticed theyre putting these in the food supply. please let me know if i can keep eating wendys. thanks Discuss the current state of 4chan and [s4s]. good morning sunshine
tiem tto start anudder daye..!
i will h*ckign start wid gestures S4s need to embrace possums more than anime. come and join the possum train I will have sex with school idols. if i cude walk thru the lans
i wude put on face my hans
if my face wuz cude and pincc
i wude b a bear i thincc Niggers...... niggers....... In today's episode of Ojamajo Doremi, Marina from Ojamajo Doremi guest stars in an episode of Ojamajo Doremi. 1) everyone is very convinced you are pic related. if you aren't him, you should show us what you actually look like to prove it. people would take you a bit more seriously if they didn't feel like you're always lying to them.
2) if you are him, own up to it. embrace your face and name. they're the only things on earth you truly own, and you always deserve at least your own love, no matter what anyone else thinks of you.
3) don't post drawings of naked little girls. lolicon is pedophilia. search your heart, you know it to be true. even if you insist it isn't, everyone here disagrees, so if you want us to like you, you'll have to stop posting it.
4) atone for the loli lewds you have posted in the past. one time i drew a really gross vore pic involving a shota. it was way worse than anything we've ever seen you draw. so why doesn't all of [s4s] hate me? the answer is that i could articulate what happened to me that made me a pedophile, what i planned to do about it, and how i would never, ever hurt a real child. it may take some soul searching, but you need to do the same. you need to publicly address the loli rape comic(s) you made, look into your heart and understand whatever childhood trauma may have made you like little girls, and commit to seeking help for it.
5) cease doremi evangelism. it's okay that you love doremi. it looks like a very cute cartoon. but your undying insistence that it's the universal panacea for all mental ailments devalues people's personal struggles and journeys. everyone has to find their own truth in their own way. i'm glad for you doremi could be a part of that journey, but trying to make ANYTHING a part of that journey for EVERYONE will ALWAYS do more harm than good, no matter how great you think that thing may be. look at religion. it drives people to war. do you think doremi is holier than god? even god has failed to perfectly heal everyone's soul. don't be so arrogant. today we will
put some clown makeup on ripa................................................ This man walks up to your car, opens the door and says "fren u liek girlse beign nakeys outsied?". How do you respond? ann dat da qualelty ob pots wlell improbe!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ uh oh!!! better pack faster buddy! it is not possible to succeed life >( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)
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( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ) going daughter's dance recital 7. sunday. this day is bad because its too slow
6. monday. this day marks the start of the work week. very bad day.
5. thursday. its right before friday so it just leaves u in anticipation all day. meh day.
4. tuesday. comes after monday, gives u the satisfaction of it being after monday. ok day.
3. wednesday. middle of the week. ur not in anticipation but ur also not relieved from the previous day. very bland day but good nonetheless.
2. friday. end of the work week. fun parties beware. very nice day.
1. saturday. off day and very fun go see a movie and eat popcorn triangle chips (i think theyre called popcorners) very nice 10/10 day.
thank u this was my day ranking rank urs below there is but one path,where is the path, the man asked? , it is before you but the timeing is not right. the voice responded, how will i know when it is time? it will be apparent. (the voice whisperd something more and faded into the silence that was commenly known as the doppler effect, the tunnel spanned on he ran finding nothing but the darkness that came before him. I'm going to bed [s4s], thank you once again for being my friend. Good night to everyone except minorities Come on say her name!
Damn it I just wanna smother myself in her tits and maybe her butt.10/10 wanna waifu her.
Your fortune: Average Luck come lads, it's time we take /b/ for ourselves now that the porn spam is being obliterated CART CAT EDITION!!!! AGAIN... HAVENT BEEN GETTING MUCH SUPPORT FOR THE TANK CAT THREADS LATELY BUT WE'LL KEEP GOING YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!! frens, lets have a nice drawthread
itt share nice draws and nice requests only When it grows to it's full extent currently tummyposting itt I just want a loving embrace... Epic Games are cucks. they break Apple guidelines and expect to fucking get away without punishment. they said they'd open at 5am...it's 5:04 and the door stihl lockd.,
why do they lie bros? i just want my choccy shaky :=| I am become Incel, destroyer of thots Gosh anon you're such a loser draw a duck and share your art Onpu's voice maeks me happy <3 i got you this piece of paper, let's make comics!!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Anyone else feel bothered by Hillsong? They're spreading this modernist, new age take on Christianity. As a Christian, something about them just doesn't seem right. any esfores friends wanna cuddle when corona over?? just wanna hug and watch shows together... HER NAME IS BIG BANANA LMAO
WHAT AN IDIOT
WHO'S NAMED BIG BANANA? XD
LOOK AT THE UGLY BANANA GIRL AND LAUGH XD hey /o/, is this a good car? https://voca.ro/6OdrRHe3k7c grrrrrrrrr......
Your fortune: Average Luck Hey guys you may recognize me as I’m probably the most hated on this site. I’ve decided to retype my request in a manner that is appropriate & less spammy. Most of you are probably somewhat familiar with what I’m seeking, but I’ll reiterate a bit. My goal in posting on this board is motivated by finding a straight, sadistic dude who likes to bully faggots. A few examples of what I mean is I would go on cam butt ass naked, write/draw anything you’d like on myself, hold up ID or SS card, stick random items up my ass, give up control to my personal accounts and information & threaten me with exposure. Screenshotting and screenrecording are highly encouraged. Grab a buddy and some popcorn... please be of age (18+) and have access to a mic and cam if you’re interested! Add me on discord @ StupidFaggot#9306 They left me. Like they always do. I figured as much. I don't know why expected otherwise. Chino-chan, you are always welcome in my home, for all my wealth is thanks to you. Syaro, however... SCHIZO POSTING AGAIN ARE WE???!
Your fortune: Bad Luck welcome to a board
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail new meme, use it, its funny, like "I cant fucking stop thinking about plowing the pawg ass of the fucking MUCINEX BOOGER MAN", listen dude you cant get funnier than this, the green face was shit, its just a face, THIS is the real shitposting hi saeed how was your day homura and madoka are girlfriends i hope our grimey is sleeping well hello i have announcement
https://voca.ro/3Id3tEkYZew My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. the bully girl stole keksandra's clothes because she is mean though I post not the nice girl I cannot bring myself to lie.
this board is almost like a community, a family who all see the things I do in their collective efforts.
I just wanna be part of that.
or at least watch and nicepost.
Your fortune: Good Luck 1577 Filters strong
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(Warning: anyone revealing that they are a pass user since 2017 will be filtered) only link can defeat ganon https://vocaroo.com/aDaA1rlFQrE Why I see this note
I show you a picture now
Look at it now, please Is there really a video of hillary raping and killing a little girl? blings and things
things and blings
ting and tings This... this guy on the internet...
H-he said he doesn't like my online p-persona...
He called me c-c-cringe!!!! do not look at it
do not engage with it i think i am going to have to put my dog down. i've taken him to four different vets and they don't know what to do. Daily reminder: treasure your loved ones I wanna stuff my dick into a blender My therapist is hot + greek >stomach hurts again
owww ow owww ow ow ow stooooop owwwwwwww fucccck it burns fuuuuck
i gotta lay down or this pain will be too much for me goodbye anons I have to go walk tons of villages and shit tomorrow, but my sleep schedule is fucked so I it's gonna be hell waking up tomorrow. Set 4 alarms gonna hope for the best I want to cumme [s4s] can you sell me some of your prorn? IF DOREMIANON DOESNT STOP SPAMMING HIS GAY DOREMI SHIT IM GONNA FUCK HIM IN THE ASS .
Your fortune: Excellent Luck s4s is the internet humor from the early to late 2000's. Sadly pedo's have ruined this place because they just don't get it..... as you all know, /v/eddit keeps e xpanding its unfliuence over 4chan, and as yiy can se e in the attached dot png, our position is at risk
when the next sub /v/eddit is created /S4S/ WILL NO LONGER BE THE LOWEST BORAD IN 4CHINA HOMEPAGE
THEYRE TRIYNG TO REPLACES OUR CULTURE AND HUISTORY
WE NMUST NOT ALLOW THIS
SIGN THE PETITION TO CLOSE ALL /V/EDDIT BOARDS IN THIS THREAD BY REPLYING:
"/v/eddit /v/eddit go away
we do'nt like you aniway"
THESE ARE TRYING TIMES WE MUST STAND YOGETHER TO DEFEND OUR HISTORIE, DO YOUR PART "Anonymous" fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Shake the screen, it's...JIGGLY puff lole (end my life I swear to got I'm such a useless pile of flesh oh god)
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck guu~ guu~
don’t delete me janny pls
<3 WEAR THE MASK FAGGOT!
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ New Asian Gorl thread! I got a new keyboard! Equipped with a numpad—it's goode...
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger what do you anones think lol Monster's Inc was a good movie
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail i had a crush on onpu when i was a kid
it makes me sad that people on this board don't like onpu because of the doremi schizos
onpu is a pretty cool person they don't deserve any hate, just the schizos i will remind them that s4s belongs to gippo dude
Your fortune: Good Luck Release all of that pent up anger ( or be an internet troll idc ) and tell me to kill myself along with other insults cuz im bored i am too cowardly to commit
so instead i'll just drink heavily for a decade or so until i succumb Here is yuor burge anon!
dont forgte to chewe!! well , quarantine has officially culturally matured, what does your day look like?
I don't have a job right now so my day looks like:
10AM wake up,
2-4pm work out and just sort of hang out outside
4-6pm shower and ???
6-10pm hang out with friends ??
10-12am lie in bed and play with my phone
;__; I won't get a job for another week or two, and many days I don't hang out with friends because they'll be gone. All the ??? areas I mean to work on personal projects but I struggle to find the energy ;__; I don't really do anything ... >be me
>"I fucked your ex" would devastate me as a child and teenager
>Now spend all my time watching youtubers, "I fucked your ex" means nothing to me, like putting on shoes
I'm not doing it sorry squish squish squish squish My system thinks your system is shit.
Please hire genuine experienced coders and try again. I would be more concerned about your BBC addicition but ok Fear not the dark, my friends, and let the feast begin Drinking urine is unsanitary and dangerous as you can be put in danger of contracting a number of diseases that can cause the death of you and your family. The process in drinking urine can also kill you and your whole family as it is also a very acidic and caustic substance.
In order to prevent deaths from drinking urine, you need to educate yourself on different reasons why people are having diseases due to drinking urine. If you do not care for these things and insist to drink urine as you are able to learn about them and do everything on your own, the most you can drink is less than half a pint, a thousandth of a liter; and those not enjoying the rajasic state, drink at least the same amount, it is not more. And besides the possibility of losing consciousness, which can arise, I would say, if the body is in a deep meditative state. Also, fuck niggers, and I don't care if it comes off as offensive.
Are you an sjw? Did you have shit momma do to you? What's your shiznit so my stupid friends can shit themselves? I'll tell you what your shiznit is: A man is as worthy of respect as any other man and I have done nothing to be worthy of respect. You will accept men as you accept women, people. Again, fuck niggers, and I don't care if it comes off as offensive. Why didn't we ever attempt to use the technology in the 1920's to segregate Jews from other ethnicities? Or homosexuals? Or communists? Why did we discriminate against black people for so long? I'm glad that my family didn't have to endure slavery or lynchings, and all that shit. haha loool what a bunch of retarded idiots lmao, good thing I'm not like them >>8941982
u are an estrogenfren.
that is my inoffensive umbrella label for transgirls, submissive gay / bi men, and autogynephiles. because if there's one thing conceded by transgirls who believe transgirls are real, terfs who believe transgirls are just autogynephiles, and exclusionary gay communities who believe transgirls are just gays who are weird, it's the undeniable physical reality that sometimes, and not even uncommonly, boys get lots of estrogen in their bodies during development, perhaps from dietary sources, and develop into men with more female-ish brains than normal.
terfs will seethe at this :-) but that's alright as long as they have to admit it's true. they'll get over it. Last thread >>8940610
We countinure to talk about shitty forced genrals on 4chain.com. Damn look at this dumb mf lmaooooo smdh
https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/i9hbl7/ohh_snap/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf anime is kill [s4s] is kill can't even go outside there is no other choice but suicide Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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