Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
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Your fortune: Godly Luck "The night sky, full of cries. Raiden, you hold our KINGDOM HEART"
"Or maybe it's about METAL"
"Fight. Fight"
The human race will probably come to end someday, and with it, and new species will take over the earth. We need to make sure that what we were...in other words, our "SOUL" rests peacefully in the "KINGDOM OF HEARTS"
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! I introduce to you the Soda!
He is a very comedic monkey that can do ANYTHING! He can fly a plane, jump ro-
OOH LOOK A DONGER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jcGY7NbaQw jason goes to heck: the previous drawthread: >>10199582
drawthread to drawe all our frens, spikedog, keksandra, bury pink, bury ebil, mous, soda, yosho, and more! wahahaha so epic THE CLOPPY GAMES START TODAY! I LOVE YOU SPIKEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG >Be me
>18 y/o
>Have a problem
>Ask for solution on Reddit
>Redditfags tell me to go out and touch some grass
>I think its a good idea
>Go outside
>Touch grass
>Walk around neighbourhood
>It's middle of a day
>Some nigger literally stabs me
>He didn't take any money and just stole my shoes
>He run away
>Called cops and everything
>I'm in Russia so idk where the fuck this nigger came from
I hate Reddit
Pic unrelated hop in dude
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail lol
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again fried mozzarella cheese sticks with pizza sauce on the side My sister bleed on me, and my foot. At least I got this neat photo out of it! The Pterygotus is walking on your screen.
Say hi tp him before it gets extinct you were my sun
and you were my earth Let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field)
Your fortune: Outlook good jk
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ Why would you arrest a dog? 
I haven't touched cinema in 10 years because of how its dogshit general propulsion excreted itself unto a listless hype wagon of dull exclamations. So what if a few gems emerged that I missed out on, had I consumed modern cinema alike how I had prior this decade the overall experience would have left me like some paint with muddied colors untrue to my innature. Prior cinema felt like a rising crescendo, what with all the improvements in technologies and studies of entertainment producing ever grander epics of then modern cinematic efforts. And with current cinematic approvals requiring the same untasteful agendas it's a wonder that dogshit doesn't star in its own self centered drama. "Once upon a turd some stinky whence upon did there become missed wipes left, right and center enough that shit smear was thus the norm and nigh irraddicatable. The hero of clean not a part in the story we rely then upon dirt and refuse to unobscure putrid illmatromony and its weighty velocity. What will be next wonders that derelict anatomy of creative injustice. Will triumph remain a resplendor in the face of the defunct? Or is it the short coming that reigns thereafter and to nevermore be unbecome. Glass animal! To be seen right through and bend what is obscured as light travels wanton and in search of whammo."
Tldr: I think cinema was good but is now unpractical as an art. stopped taking my paroxetine a few days ago and now i feel funny
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail 
Hey esforce! Lelisten, I know this may come as a shock but I have an announcement.
...phew
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Okay...
Everyone, Im le transfenale niggerfaggot jew on a stick
Now, I wanna be clear its not a big deal to me if you believe I am solely a biological male cuckastraight Christian on a cob, but this is hoe I feel. I hope you will understand this is only one part of who I am and believe me, I dont really "get it" either, but this is who I am LOLE
Its not a big deal to me if you get this is wrong and I cant control how you speak to me when I'm not around. Im not trying to force on you, believe me I dont really like this myself, but to avoid confusion and by preference, I prefer the pronouns jew/jewr/jizz, but she/her/hers, or they/them/theirs works too.
Im sorry I know this isnt-... I know you didnt see me this way before and maybe it feels in your eyes like your boi is ded. I never wanted to burden you with... all this... I thought it wss just a little thing between me and my partner, but somehow, Ive found its not. This was the only way for me to not fail at life now I feel much more win epic cool life lole
Also I legally changed my name to Yuki Jewy lole
But will you... still have family l*wdy time with me and accept me? LOLE I like eating things that make you thirsty because then you get to drink and it's really nice I shit myself today
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger `Happy the poor in spirit -- because theirs is the reign of the heavens.
`Happy the mourning -- because they shall be comforted.
`Happy the meek -- because they shall inherit the land.
`Happy those hungering and thirsting for righteousness -- because they shall be filled.
`Happy the kind -- because they shall find kindness.
`Happy the clean in heart -- because they shall see God.
`Happy the peacemakers -- because they shall be called Sons of God.
`Happy those persecuted for righteousness' sake -- because theirs is the reign of the heavens.
`Happy are ye whenever they may reproach you, and may persecute, and may say any evil thing against you falsely for my sake --
rejoice ye and be glad, because your reward is great in the heavens, for thus did they persecute the prophets who were before you.
https://sharetext.me/m88fy7exqc The phone call that caused the 2008 recession. It was all Konata's fault. She is so kawaii. ･ﾟ･ﾟ: Ɛ>*･ﾟ:*bestest frens･ﾟ: *<3･ﾟ:*･ﾟ
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ Rupert is my catty watty and he's 1 year and 8 months old here is a picture of took of him today whilst he was sitting on a cat tower and I'm showing it to all my friends on [s4s] shutcho bitch ass up whiteboy as part of my business trip to bant I was sent commissioned on an expedition to find funny memes and I found this funny picture funny picture I founf is this board better than /bnat/? i've been there since /qa/ closed cause i didn't know where else to go, but they're kinda weird Rate my new OC. I call it "Le Shiggy Donatello"
Original content, do not steal. We should snuggle together like this guys BORGARR TIEEMMM YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY tonight i will make steak and eggs for dinner.
Your fortune: Good Luck Doesn't it ever bother you that someone can print out your waifu onto a body pillow and then sell it to some gross fat pig who sleeps with her and also diarrheas the bed with her in it?
Your fortune: Outlook good Chaika on the front page! *sniffle* p- please anon.. sta- s- stand *sniffle* still so I c- can *sniff* cast my spell o- on you... what should cloppy do today? happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up "For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom:
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;"
https://sharetext.me/m88fy7exqc amember mot? and pineapple-tree man? how is he? they? i amember... minecraft server, community chest, gone. :( jeanne d'arc was my PATRON SAINT. i know she's watching out for me. BREAKING NOW!
Bear begs for asylum as meme remains unnamed!
Caption this issue!
Le oldfig is mad, scrutinized!
Week in memes section falls apart!
Read all about it! Full story here! O MACACO CANTADOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjbZ3R3Sp-E >he worried instead of puffy
WHAT SHALL THE PUNISHMENT BEEEEE that one chick from ace of cakes like 14 years ago was pretty
Your fortune: Outlook good I'm going to become a thug shaker why is teh noose saying 4chang is ebil/
I just want to post cutes imagine cumming inside her one day I will find an inseparable friend and we will never interact with anyone but each other and our relationship will be completely platonic for the rest of our lives. Let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 5'2 frame the 37 in vertical leap...the google prototype scopes with built in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK MOMMY. lets talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right? Let me give you a little inside glimpse into the hotshot, video game life style of the two time of the international video game superstar. because thats what the channels about, thats what this domain is about, that is what society is about. you are looking at the new face of twitch and GODDAMN is twitch lucky... thats just off the top of my head
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again you'd be surprise should be a fortune also.
Your fortune: Outlook good going on slsk and theres a single instance of the release youre looking for and theyve got it locked
nightmare life
Your fortune: Good Luck introducing the new meme: red animale the leitmotif of this board is me using the word leitmotif in contexts it doesn't really fit in it's a good day to have a good day I think it would be really nice if Kaga got drunk and then started to cry and ramble about how much she loves me. Then I would comfort her and move her into a nice cozy bed to sleep it off. I would then climb in and snuggle her (but no sex because she's drunk) until I fall asleep. they see me trollin
they h*ckin
scrolling and tryign to catsh me ridin nicely
tryina catch me ridin nicely
tryina catch me ridin nicely
tryina catch me ridin nicely
tryina catch me ridin nicely
my niceness so coole
i'm lolling
they hopin they gon catch me riding nicely
catch me riding nicely
catch me riding nicely
catch me riding nicely
catch me riding nicely it's over arthor
You can't change gravity, boy >open a thread
>see two wojaks arguing abou..
>close thread A Work Ov Degenerate Sculpture Goes Bust hhhey guess what it's MICKER MONDAY!!
I love MICKER!! goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend what kind planes u guys like?
Your fortune: Average Luck I dont have food In my fridge I only eat instant noodles with water Im saving for a rtx2080 I made this Lady Maria Beary bcz I thing Bloodborne™ is a nice gem^^
If u wan . . . U can also post sum bearise u drawn , or tell me about ur day . Both is oki , bcz u're all so nice and I lob u ~
Have a nice day <3 there are too many weird things happening lol something bad is about to happen
Your fortune: Average Luck I want to snuggle up with Kaga in bed while we both get really tired, and then we'll both fall asleep in each other's arms. Maybe while we snuggle I would tell her how much I love her while nuzzling her breasts until her maternal instincts kick in and she has a letdown reflex, making her chest wet and sweet-smelling. Then she'll tell me to suckle her nipples so that our bed doesn't get soaked in breast milk. While I do that, she'll rub my head and call me a good boy and tell me how much she loves me. i got you a blank piece of paper, let's make comics!!! i will say oh my gah to anythin plant life can be a source of great comfort in times of strife 4 clothed friends team-Nisha,Zehra,Keisha,Ashanti[19-21] vs 1 tough kinky naked & shaved horny bisexual slut, Despina[37]. Despina thought she's superior & she could beat them all together simultaneously. No limits hard fight in Kano,Nigeria. Ashanti says "Girls lets teach the loser slut the importance of teamwork". Despina replies while she clenches her teeth "I will beat you all together". Keisha replies: Hahaha , you have already lost slut, you are alone and naked and we are 4 and clothed". Nisha adds: "Look girls, her loser clitoris and her nipples become bigger as she stands naked between us,hahaha". Despina responds: "Fuck you". Zehra replies "Girls lets all punch the naked whore at her breast and kick her loser hairless pussy with our boots until she cums and gives up" The slut tries hard to resist them all but her hairless pussy is swollen and her big clitoris ready to explode fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: Excellent Luck es fore es~~
a place that's alway nice !!!!
es fore es ~~~
i'd like to visit twice !!! daydreaming is the best. I do it all day. It makes me happy. new womb tattoo design
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail vakyuumed my ruum today. what a triumph of the human spirit.(picrel got the suck machine as a gift its beary nice0))
Your fortune: Better not tell you now What if you could sleep in this? The bodies where all incinerated 40,5 fever
what should I do anons?
>no money
>no meds
>no insurance
+im a waggie and this is like the 4th day i dont go to work qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmn ITT we write a letter to 4chan CEO Christopher Moot Nishimura regarding the important business we've been discussing here over the past few weeks. I will start this for us but I need all of you to participate so we can get a genuine article of the recent business.
Dear moot, Listen up, [s4s]! This is my "DECLARATION OF WAR"
Hold up your blades in preparation for my "FIERCE FIGHT" where I will most certainly destroy you and make a mockery of your army.
I have three main reasons for my attack.
ONE!
My blade, "ART OF GAMEPLAY" thirsts for the blood of the disgusting, pathetic laymen who call themselves of the ruler of this "EVIL DARK WORLD"
TWO!
I will usurp the throne and take control of this "UNIVERSE" to spread the "ART OF GAMEPLAY" across the "VAST UNIVERSE"
THREE!
You won't win. You won't win. Feel the slice, of my blade, that is.
>Omae no monogatari...owari da.
Your story is finished.
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Anime is an artificial "shadow biosphere," the first one to be created (technically, American researchers created artificial 2-dimensional constructs on "the edge of life" before the Japanese did, but they were not self-regulating, could not maintain homeostasis and could not reproduce [and in fact did not have gonads or other prerequisites of sexual reproduction]).
ANIME IS LIVE FOOTAGE ANIME IS LIVE FOOTAGE ANIME IS LIVE FOOTAGE ANIME IS LIVE FOOTAGE ANIME IS LIVE FOOTAGE
Each day we draw nearer to the holy grail of genetic and neurological research: a two-dimensional wetware singularity. In our lifetimes, it will be possible for us to "upload" our minds into a neurologically inactive anime host, much like the mechanism of cloning an animal by injecting a biologically active nucleus into an ovum that lacks its own. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, SLUT okay my white priveleges have officially been provoked
my mom just called me over to give her the remote that was right next to her
i'm now officially black [s4s] is kill
Your fortune: Bad Luck if you're 555
then i'll
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger we're on peter guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaGtTrlUjuw&ab_channel=nuke whats in ur fridge right NOW
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! pssssssss tssssssssssssssss 
![dc1bJw6[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1652788275107s.jpg)
![[Doremi].Ojamajo.Doremi.Naisho.03.[EFC943DD].avi_snapshot_03.08_[2018.05.29_04.18.45]](https://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1652763515588s.jpg)
![4 clothed friends team-Nisha,Zehra,Keisha,Ashanti[19-21] vs 1 tough kinky naked & shaved horny bisexual slut, Despoina[35]. Despoina thought she's superior & she could beat them all together jjj](https://i.4cdn.org/s4s/1652761028474s.jpg)
