Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
The newest meme face of 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, and 2025. Her home was washed away by sewage and toxic waste. The city had unveiled the Sewage/Toxic Waste Musical Fountain, a massive structure designed to "perform" with jets of sludge that danced to orchestral music. Crowds gathered nightly to watch geysers of glowing green and brown waste pirouette in time with Beethoven's Symphony No. 9.
One fateful evening, during a special rendition of The Flight of the Bumblebee, an overenthusiastic operator cranked the pressure to maximum. The fountain erupted, sending torrents of sludge spiraling skyward before crashing down across the entire neighborhood.
Her house was buried beneath a thick layer of radioactive muck, her mangoes and geimus irretrievably lost. The fountain was shut down, and the area was quarantined indefinitely, leaving only the faint strains of Beethoven echoing through the ruins. Fern from Frieren in the modern day eating cup noodles at a 7/11.
Your fortune: Bad Luck Remember that feds are not clean cut or professional high class people. The glownigger is more akin to the serial killer, the kinslayer who would pack his own father's head into an icebox. The glownigger is a homosexual, the gritty and low down alleycat diseased from sodomizing other men in the seedy part of town. The glownigger is as always born of the coterie of the used, the dispossessed, the inferior and the malformed who are in their position precisely because they're willing to stoop to levels normal and healthy people aren't.
The average CIA agent has less in common with a clean shaven college student and more in common with a filthy Montagnardic French proto Communist spreading street porn of the queen to destabilize France. He is at his heart a goon of the worst elements of mankind who hide and strike at the noble elements from a secretive place in the sewers and bowels of the most repugnant regions of the planet.
Your fortune: Good Luck mfw two Half in the Bags in a row
Your fortune: Better not tell you now le me irl :p
jk im not rly bugs buney I go to sleep and you let the thread die, shame on you /s4s/
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again taking my coffee without cream or sugar for a week and i want to tell everybody
Your fortune: Average Luck Cheating in chess is a deliberate violation of the rules of chess or other behaviour that is intended to give an unfair advantage to a player or team. Cheating can occur in many forms and can take place before, during, or after a game. Commonly cited instances of cheating include: collusion with spectators or other players, use of chess engines during play, rating manipulation, and relaying moves using a vibrating buttplug.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck How do I get the energy to care again esfource? Caffeine and sugar no longer affect me, I'm falling asleep when I drive, no matter how much I sleep during the day and night I'm still exhausted. I barely shower, I stopped brushing my teeth. Getting anything done just means I go back to bed- there's no sense of accomplishment just sleep now. It's all so tiresome. Imagine being one of these things
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck egregore?
You mean that nigga from Winnie da Poo? Ever get the sudden urge to fix your life?
I just did...but now it's gone Its Chima's birthday today!!!
He's been with us for a full year!
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/11263639/#11263639 My little sweet Anato Ohio, how I found you so fast...? Great posts everyone, really great stuff floating around the s force today. when my waifu does extra work Check out Miss Universe’s ass
Her skirt accidentally fell down on stage, revealing her perfect ass in a red thong
God is real Fern is dying (she ate too much cup noodles) Do you think that in an objectively perfect and idealized society, pubescent girls frequently dress in miniskirts? Or would they not do that If you have less to say, you'll have less to explain when there's a misunderstanding! I want sex with cute soft men :(
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again why would you hurt him? he's a nice and innocent fellow :( Stop having sex with dogs, we're gonna end up with cancer aids.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_transmissible_venereal_tumor Why is the anus, the waste excretion organ, so much more sexually attractive than the actual sex organ? Reisen canonically must wear diapers. Bunnies have to recycle their first round of feces, and it is obviously very rude to poop in front of other people and eat it. So she uses diapers to poop in socially acceptable spaces and saves her poop for later consumption. This also includes Tewi, Seiran, and Ringo and all the other unnamed Gensokyo rabbits.
Your fortune: Better not tell you now I've been starving myself for a boy I really like, because I think most boys like girls that look like Hatsune Miku, even though I'm already underweight I'm not Hatsune Miku size, even though we're the same height, I hope I catch his attention someday horror movies ave sex scenes why how big a popcorn should i buy at the moovies theater does anyone struggle keeping their normie friends and pervert rapist friends mentally separated? Sometimes I worry I'm going to start acting inappropriately out of habit ^_^ 4chan is Anthony territory hurting myself with a screwdriver because of computer issues, and i accomplished none of the things i actually wanted to do today Sup 'figs,
In honour of the back sticky being archived, I've collated all the 100px (and nearly 100px) images everyone posted in the thread and put them on a website for easy viewing.
If you would like to continue creating 100px pictures you can post them in this thread and I'll add them to the site in due time (barring NSFW and obvious trolls).
>esfores100.neocities.org
Enjoy :^)
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ I miss the jewelpet poster :(
Your fortune: Good Luck Why is s4s a doremi bored when it could be a FUN FUN Board? this is nice wall drawing Do girls really act like this? Sad news folks. Saeed Tahbaz, also known as Doremi Poster, has reportedly died in the California wildfires. May he rest in peace. niceu!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! im tired and sleepy and i dont know if i should draw or if i should kill myself I just drank my own pee out of curiosity and it tasted like water with an odd aftertaste i try posting as few as possible, hope i dont annoy u!! for non Russians
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
so kawaii~
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
https://youtu.be/e0QT4N-5PA4?si=4otVk0Jvbw-MOU8c
Your fortune: Godly Luck um, I don't think child pornography is allowed in here Polite pose Momiji edition
Previous /fumo/: >>11913707
/fumo/ on /jp/: >>>/jp/48571769
The /fumo/ strawpoll (very important): https://strawpoll.com/QrgewLlp2yp I sketch le threade
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail What a gorgeous day to hate disgust perverted child molesting tranny faggots!
Your fortune: Outlook good What's your favourite nu-[s4s] meme (from the last few weeks)?
For me, it's Partyman.
Your fortune: Godly Luck I shaved all my leg and arm hair and it's already back!!! How do girls do it??? i think i might slot in one more little nice thread, okay? (= <3<3
Your fortune: Good Luck accordion
Your fortune: Average Luck cheesecake base is made of cromble >filtered threads 10
>hidden threads 17
Good day on s4s... lole... I love anthro women!
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! This is party man he's the life of the party and the mascot of [s4s] sometimes i just forget things
like i forget to sleep or forget to my fortune
i even forgot my linebreak
Your fortune: Excellent Luck 
i think i might just kill myself ive recently realized most of my emotions and actions are just a facade to keep myself from the abyss
i try to have purpose but i dont really have purpose im just a burden on everyone i meet because of the dependency i put on them aswell as the facade of morals and rules i impose them with
im just a fake person i dont really exist the world doesnt demand anything of me and i still demand something back to clutch for purpose
i dont know what to do i can exist for a few more years but it wont add up to much im not even looking for advice just attention to feel alive
theres literally nothing in this world for me i want to feel cold and lifeless because i feel cold and lifeless on the inside
whats wrong with the world or is it me
the world is why im like this in the first place im just a collection of the trauma ive accumulated trying to pretend theres nothing wrong and that with enough belief i can just trudge past this and live
but even if i blame the world its not like the world will just own up to its mistakes and things will get better
i need to burden the world more than the world has burdened me with life
i know when i wake up i wont feel like this anymore and ill just go back to being happy and hopeful but its always going to come back
i cant just live like this forever im already so tired of it
tired of everything
Your fortune: Average Luck pipi
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! so anyway im sitting here starting to think my room mate is intentionally eating a couple bites out of a fresh loaf of bread putting it back in the wrap and then twist tying it back like its still new and doing this to every loaf (its happened like twice now) to try and mess with me and get me to notice but I like dont wanna say anything about it coz im thinkin like what if im being weird and accusatory and its like random and um like I wonder if its just coincidence or if they were doing it but not to mess with me but just did it cause they wanted to then its like weird and accusatory if I do that so yeah what do u guys think is that like weird to suspect of someone like im pretty shure its happened twice anyway I hope ur having a good day like I am
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ please dont hotlinking
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger LOOKE HER GO
Your fortune: Outlook good noooo i got dxm i dont want it anymore goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend Is he okay? Someone needs to make sure he and his giant penis survived. >be me
>female incel
>never had a boyfriend
>constantly bullied by the staceys in my class
>gets called a dyke for having short-ish hair by them
>tells them i'd rape them for fun if that's the case
>gets slapped for it and I'm taken as a sex offender by everyone in my class which ruins the chances of me getting a boyfriend
what did I do wrong? so here's that thread i'm sure you've already filtered by now, i'm almost to the end, but i didn't bother posting any screencaps because i didn't have a 5th active thread
FUCK YOU, MAGICAL ROBOT
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck Good night, esfores.
Your fortune: Bad Luck Netflix """"""""""""""""""""anime"""""""""""""""""""""""" fuck all of you right now
Your fortune: Average Luck this board is filled with dumb wussies! if i ever met any of you irl i would PUNCH you!!!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now What would you do if I sang out of tune? here's your new hobby bro
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail did Catfish get cancelled or something? i remember not too long ago when we all thought he was based, now people are clowning so hard on him that he's not even responding with a vocaroo
what happened in the past weeks? i love eating dog kibble, the meat ones are my favorite are you excited about the new 28 ___ later movie anine tuben it's the aninen tuben!!! I have spotted a communist
what do I do now? How are you doing in life anons? worl wew 3 is lolemost here!
>march 28th 2025
>march 28th 2025
>march 28th 2025
Your fortune: Excellent Luck my therapist told me not to post here anymore
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Your fortune: Excellent Luck Well, honestly, I was speechless
When I woke up to your voice note
You told me how you'd been feeling
Let's work it out on the remix
Yeah, I don't know if you like me
Sometimes I think you might hate me
Sometimes I think I might hate you
Maybe you just wanna be me
Can't tell if you wanna see me
Falling over and failing
And you can't tell what you're feeling
I think I know how you feel
You'd always say, "Let's go out," but then you'd cancel last minute
I was so lost in my head and scared to be in the pop breads
I was trapped in a hatred and your life seemed so awesome
I never thought for a second my voice was in your head
"Girl, you walk like a bitch" when I was ten, someone said that
And it's just self defense until you're building a weapon
She believed my projection and now I totally get it
Forgot that inside that icon there's still a young girl from Essex this is how I look
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again Around raccs, watch your backs...
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ lole
Your fortune: Godly Luck guys im scared
Your fortune: Good Luck the guy i catfished hates me on my secret male alt
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Egypt - thousands of years ago or something i dont normally buy stuff like this this is too complicated for me i just buy frozen nuggets and fries and drinks
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail hop on board the nice train Boys will be boys...
Your fortune: Good Luck ray eats the burger made of shinji I drank a handle last night and woke up in the hospital and just got home. Normally I'd laugh at my idiocy but this was truly a wake up call
Don't get me wrong, I'll still drink - I just won't mix it with delicious cran raspberry. Trust me I'm tired of it, so you must all be ill find a new gimmick
..maybe, Huff Galaxy gas?
Your fortune: Godly Luck >a nice thread died for this This is (the former incarnation of) J-Pop / Heavy Metal idol group Babymetal...
...Say something nice about them? Fatfish is on life support and he needs your help! The doctors are conducting a poll on [s4s] to determine if they should pull the plug on this fat fuck. With your vote, you can decide if Catfish continues to get the care he desperately needs to stay alive (or not)! Vote carefully and let this be a lesson about doing things in moderation!
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71pDEpyr I sincerely regret considering to be gay and its this faggot ass board's fault IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE NOT THREAD https://youtu.be/w7gR1D1C1MM?si=RyxLTQsorPyTK7l8 Tasty flame-grilled Big Mac this is [s4s].
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>11985188
No i didn't, did you?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now https://youtu.be/7c6uMbP4--E?si=gebL1JTjS71vB_-6
Any of you kids wanna see a wendigo?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger tonight I made spaghetti for dinner. meat sauce in the pan, very good.
Your fortune: Average Luck 
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