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"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)

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jashin floor lay
I fucking hate meat and all you can get to eat around here is meat, shitty meat, greasy meat, animal lard, dead animal blood, meat blood and fat
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meme
check out this meme i found lole
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ass
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1000008733
can I be cute pedopihle
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4 CHan cup Autumn 2023 Spectacular Pre-Season comememorative Polle
unknown (85)
The clock counts down. The hour approaches. Yuji Sakai has gone mysteriously missing . . .
Is this one of the symptoms of life failure?
YES!
It's time for [s4s] to decide on which players will participate in this years Autumn Babby cup!
Vote here for your favorite memes!
https://forms.gle/mNbQp9w2W1rXuacS9
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20230924_163145
I was feeling lonely.
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339_-_ass_detailed_embodiment_of_scarlet_devil_fang_flandre_scarlet_full_bodied_nsfw_socks
this is nice board
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/jp/ got HUGE
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098435413999b5459851bd062c68920e
You are legally obligated to wear clothes.
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tunnel
Would you venture into the spooky tunnel?
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1467911623398
i have just made a questionable choice that i will regret in the next few days
picture not related
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💔
I was dying and nobody was there.
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IMG_0906
What did s4s have for dinner? For me it was ribs, macaroni, green beans, potatoes, green onions, and rolls
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beary snek
thisssss iss nicsssssse board
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The Magick of [s4s]
007 sep 24 2023
THE LE NEWSPAPER HAS LE ARRIVED !!!!! LE MEGA ISSUE (50% more free!) !!!
a neutral viewpoint without opinion !!!!!!
neutral, like flube !! FLUBE LOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im ur namefig savior CHAOS bringing you that dank.
meta this week: I'm getting bored of this so what should nexxxt weeks paper contain? pls post
You may contact me on the super-secret-flube-based-[s4s]-interface.
PAY UP !!!!!!!!! I AIN DOING THIS FO FREE !!! note: namefigs get 45% discount (this is greater than 55%)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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1671752460784774
DANCE
Boogie wonderland!
Hah hah!
DANEC
Boogie wonderLAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
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1680725819760544
does fronky listen to music
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1639682922925
pumping your failed penis as usual?
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How to be nice?
beary slash ani
3Bard/ le Radioman said the next two albums will be nice and rude. I already know how to rude and make rude songs. I want to make a song for the nice album, too, but don't know how to nice. So figs, please tell me how to nice. What does it mean to be nice? What do nicers do? What they do they say. What do they post? Please teach me how to nice.
In another note the papre listed me as a h*ckin namefig. A libel lawsuit will soon be filed in snek court.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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confus
sex in the butt??? you mean like in the butt and stuff? stuff like that???
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[s4s] marriage
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I have been talking to a pastor named Bentham (weird name I know) and he told me that you can actually marry someone over the internet. It is actually extremely (concerningly) easy to marry someone. Like, you might even do it by accident (lole). So with that in mind, would any of you like to reply to this post with the phrase "I do"? Haha it's not like that would technically marry you to me hahaha. I am not so lonely that I would even marry someone from [s4s] of all places... And even if that were the case, I promise I would be a good spouse and give you lots of gifts and say nice things to you like "your testicles are of normal density".
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1693880647717853
Holy shit can I buy these anywhere?
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(new)boy with a dream..
ITS FUNNY HOW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I START POSTING ALL OF THE SUDDEN NAMEFIGS START BUMPING A BUNCH OF THREADS AND THE BOARD MOVES FASTER THEY ARE TOTALLY NOT APART OF A DISCORD BY THE WAY!!!!
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image1300230867
What if God sent an angel to live with you and learn, and the angel looked like a cute 8 year old girl?
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8BC1E5CE-3F80-4B12-BAAD-412C957D8F9C
My dad sent me a picture of his dinner it’s onion rings and beans and beef roast

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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94848838473
reply to this post if you think namefigs deserve a clean shot to the head
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3653723-final fantasy vii remake_20200410133520
You didn't wash your penis, did you Anon? It reeks through your boxers. Gross.
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moot
I can't believe its really over this time
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Anine if she real
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4b53846f8f401a62a6e8f5590da79a29
I fucking hate troons. Troons are fucking disgusting and groom children into mutilating their bodies. I mean, the cunts groom children before I can! GRRRRR CORRECTABLE DISGUSTING TRANNIES THAT WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN,... GRRRRRRRRRRRR
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LEAFe
LOLE !!!!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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image0
my name is chan
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photo_2023-01-12_04-24-15 (1)
be advised
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sex in the butt
stop saying cummies
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Shaggy_Rogers
you are a bunch of stupid niggers
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tomoko
covfefe toime
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WIDE boo
the trolo
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DOLNcjfU8AA-s5z
I feel a bit sad and moody tonight :(
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i tank cake it anymore
i tank cake it anymore
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cast
the term ludonarrative dissonance is stuck in my head and i dont like it
long ass pretentious ass word........

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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schwick
im bored. should i dick around it wow
sometimes when im high i like to stroll around desolace or azshara and listen to the salt-foam sprays...spray.

already gooned out
whatdo

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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batts
I'm breaking your balls, and now you're getting fuckin fresh
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bocchi-crying
Just sittin' here thinking about all the times we used to Bocch up this board.
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image


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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6B8381D6-8591-4BD6-AB00-A7D5B7109D4B
Feeling anhedonic I just want to fucking space out!!!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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51827
Anime is a tool
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IMG_9136
Hi !!!!!!!
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anya loves pedo nut
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weekly nice thread #2
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dont post lewd things on the nice board!!

its a nice thing to do..!!!
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interracialsxe2
I have never had interracial sxe.

https://files.catbox.moe/cblfx6.mp3

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Fzb1zL4akAAgwcT
do you guys ever just
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Day 10 of trying to be a "CHAD"
hachimanthink
I felt depressed today. I wasn't in the mood for anything. I just sat there in the chair, looking out the window, letting time pass. I was either sleeping or doing just that. I couldn't study, exercise, or clean. I simply let time pass without thinking about anything, only existing.
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cade
i wake up ◄=► there is another psyop

Your fortune: Outlook good
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crabs in the cradle with the slimy froge
crabs in the cradle with the slimy froge
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9/9
Baka (Rue_0908)
Baka day!!! Post all the Cirnos you have in dis thread!!!
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blog
F11tO54WYAI1nCB
should i goon my PRICK?
im not very horny tbh

Your fortune: Good Luck
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1426665961647
still more intense than 3x3 tic-tac-toe, because at least someone wins
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1687046651010192
is this the best place to ask boys to show their ass
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some pancakes
now u tto can have thick pancakes!!!!!! an alterd recipe

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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file
wot other boardddsss do u use
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nice avocado
nice gado
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fortune
1599930729843
Let's try to get 5 same fortunes in a row!
(type fortune in the Options field)
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2952360_p0
Since the gods have forsaken me, I will forsake the gods.

Your fortune: Average Luck
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unknown-99
Why do some girls have metal balls over their vaginas?
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file
this is me btw :3 if u even care .. ^_^
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Will Draw 4 Frens
grubula tired
Halo Frens! Write it down and I'll very poorly draw it!

I'm not too good so I'll only do like 3 but that's 3 happy peeps so that's good! Also do you guys know a safe way to accept donations or commissions? I wanna get a burgr but I need a form to get money
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bury-perfect-man
This is bury perfect man
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1644390553179
Satan is Lord
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Thinking of having consensual sex with my sister
Folgers+Brother+and+Sister
We're both middle-aged and divorced, don't trust or feel like pursuing new relationships with people at this point. Still keep our friendly relationship but throw some casual sex in the mix. I mean, who gives a shit at this point? She's become very flirty with me in the past year bordering on sexual. I've dismissed it up to this point but was thinking about it today. Why the hell not? New experience, taboo, and someone I trust. We're both good-looking, too. We're both lonely and from her tone in the past year it seems like she'd go for it. So what say you, 4Chan? Should I float the idea out there? Maybe have a few drinks with her one night and see if anything happens? At this point I just don't care anymore and we could satisfy each other's sexual needs.
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1662292275918492
godly lucke

Your fortune: Outlook good
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1662717453577985
everyone is so mean to me ive been removed from every community i tried to join through no falt of mine
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shut up dad
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1673433960540053
the classic that started it all
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16
It's called "laundry day" you stupid nigger. What, have you never seen a girl in a bikini before? Pervert!

Your fortune: Good Luck
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53-ROTB-Concepts-By-Stephen-Zavala
tonight I will have leftover fridge food for dinner after work.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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untitled
goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend
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untitled
happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up
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wolfe
melom

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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6a276eeb904d75380e8a548a277d6425
i havent seen a lot of namefigs this week. i wonder where they went...


(chiyo killed them..maybe)
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1313080
disorderly conduct public indecency and bleeding everywhere for moot on the steps of the false temple
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7B213C19-E49E-41AD-AD93-2B8056FB3C5C
French people have to spend $1,500 a month on food.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
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soda controller
the mank gaming community!
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AFE89CD5-B2D7-4358-8A58-FD9E244D4F1E
lived to waste another day
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(new)take off your name!
don't like spam? take off your name! this will all end once the namefi- i mean NAMEFAGGOTS die down or forced anonymity is implemented
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cbd
Hello, I'd like to report several building code violations.
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spatsbulge
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eggu
A basket of eggs for you to take with you on your adventures
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1656688910327
how do i witchmaxx in the year 1999+4!
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94847838383828
Every time I see a wojak I imagine the most unfunny, bullied Ioser in the world who no one likes, no one has ever or will ever like, and who copes with it by being deliberately annoying just to bring everyone down to their level.
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im so shy i message nobody first i think people think im ghosting them because i never message them first
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el perro stretchy

Your fortune: Bad Luck
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denny's update
dennys-sign
i am dying. they poisoned my pancakes at denny's because i flirted with their racist waitress, now i am dying from heavy metals poisoning
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I would never let my daughter work in a maid cafe, sacrifice herself for beauty products, drown in pleasure, get squirted with horse ejaculate or become a pet.
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How do we stop the m00tposter?
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how do we stop him? what's our plan? do we ask him nicely? do we make fun of him? do we dox him? do we dox his family? do we go to his address? do we hold him down and torture him until he stops? do we kill his family in front of him? HOW DARE HE TRY TO HELP HIS FAVORITE BOARD!!!
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Dossy96
In a span of one week I did one simple "romhack" featuring a bunny. It reuses assets from the /v/orld hacks, but it's not a /v/4, nor I want it to be a spin off of that hack. I hope you have fun
https://files.catbox.moe/clsq99.smc
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IMG_20230212_060513
>geez.... why can't I just let my tummy breathe without having to deal with stares from horny perverts?
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yfw
I know you namefigs are scared of me, you're scared of people knowing the truth about your fucking cult. You should be scared, because I will never stop until i see you all get destroyed.
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1690770023080354
the joys of having ur cotton panties run up your butt cus ur wearing short shorts lole
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1678007027232244
ruperts grand tour is resuming and finishing this time (for reals!!!)
here is the thread on /3/

>>>/3/958701
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93847849484838
>you have been banned for 3 days for spamming/flooding
oh really? then how come i'm making this thread then?
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Bocchi the rock
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school
I just finished Death Note and Toradora!
I'm a huuuuge otaku, can someone here recommend me some more cool animes??? ^_^
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burypinklove
it tiem 2 get nice!!
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20230923_164614
What DOS Kirby taste like?
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D25D936A-7DF2-4997-A940-28B28DD00600
it’s time for your sandwich now

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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Anyone else actually LIKE the m00tposter?
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I personally think he is doing a good dead by revolting against the namefigs, honestly i have been disliking the namefigs here for a while and it's nice to know i'm not alone. thank you mootposter for your service!
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948488383848283
happy fall [s4s]! (except to namefigs, you can all rot in hell)
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IMG_2009
esfores! Post music that u like rn!!
https://youtu.be/zLXQvKoRGpg?si=cQPmVE-i0JuJeHP0

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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4on1 wrestling
Korean college girls team vs naked slut Despoina R1 ViprdctsTMsx download042
4 clothed korean college girls team[18-19] vs 1 tough kinky naked and shaved horny bisexual slut, Despina[38]. Despina thought that she is superior and she could beat them all together simultaneously. No limits hard street catfight. Korean team say "Girls lets all teach the loser slut the importance of teamwork again". They also add "Our fellow teams did well, her loser pussy is more swollen now, and her big pussy lips and clitoris even more exposed,perfect for kicking with our boots, hahaha''. Despina replies while she clenches her teeth "I will beat you all together". Girls reply: "Hahaha , you have already lost slut and you will lose again, you are alone and naked while we are 4 and clothed and we have the support of all our fellow students and pur fellow teams". College team add: "Look girls, her loser clitoris and her nipples become even bigger as she stands naked in front of us us,hahaha". Despina responds: "Fuck you". Korean college team reply again "Girls lets all punch the naked whore at her saggy breast and kick her big loser hairless pussy with our boots until she cums and gives up". Despina responds "My strong pussy will beat all your boots", making girls team laugh again. The slut tries very hard to resist them all but her hairless pussy is swollen and her big clitoris ready to explode....-
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Whaaaaattt... No way, why would Chel do this?
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i made an AI out of wish kek
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💝
nii nii lets tyrone watch me when nii nii isnt home,, but tyrone keeps doing strange things to me,, i still consider him friendly and nice even if nii nii thinks that i act weird when nii nii's home.. im sure that the weird things tyrone does to me are healthy,, it makes me a bit dizzy nd flushed tho..
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Jesus
Blessings to all my s4s friends on this sacred day of the Lord
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luckymaid
sometimes i get super horny while i'm slurping ramen and i start moaning and humping my chair while ramen broth spills all over my crotch
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lold
happy morning s4s! my balls are relatively taut today

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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Jimmy McGee
Jimmy Mcgee
What an absolute faggot...
Get a real job, you fucking piece of shit, bitch! Artists need to stop coping.
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d2h7hlb-5c267d87-e4a1-45b4-bd45-0b29005d2456
tonight I had a roast beef sandwich for dinner. a pretty girl talked to me today.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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E9HzttCUUAIK51i
Dog no want wark
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kangel if she real and also (male)
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I survive by gambling my entire paycheck at the casino.
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something like this
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Chicken nuggets in my microwave be all like
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haha
HAHAHHAHA YOU'RE A FUCKING LOSER LOLE IM LAUGHING AT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE LOOOOOOOOOLE !!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck
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boyfriend yay hi
B3D01A2B-930C-4DF5-8C4A-BC641CFAED98
needed boyfriend in need ASAP
please. .i love ,u !boyfriend, my prince!
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gooning my dirty cock AMA

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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Post the awoo one
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boch'n'feet
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News
DA5EC5B2-4069-4D05-9C81-10AA7575EBA1
A fuckton of new chan websites exist with more users than 4chan.
Many are discrete and private for specific sorts of soul. Moot is said to have made new chan websites. Even 8.chan is said to be still going strong but with a completely different name.
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unknown (29)
can boys really love boys?
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>won the argument
>the anon leaves the thread
>now there's no one to talk to
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This is a weapon Idea that I thought of it's a big tank to squish the soldiers
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friendly black man
The inevitable responses to this thread could be predicted by a retarded baby monkey.
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dude
What music do you listen to while beating your meat??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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1665726044259041
*squeak squeak squeak*
eehehehehe...
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1692584473552582
time to take the pills
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__kawaii_girl_original_drawn_by_avogado6__sample-796110ecd99345e8542648d15faaa06c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSL-YtVV9U4

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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