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>>>/soc/ How to tell if a girl I met through steam is a tranny?
She has an obsession with RPGMaker games that only an autist could have.
Any giveaway signs? Fembots why arent you built like this? Do you think he was attractive? >meanwhile, at the /r9k/ complex . . . anyone else hate this board and only come here because /b/ is filled with gay porn? >be me
>31 year old obese femcel
>start talking to a guy online
>he is obsessed with his best friend in her early 20s, much prettier than me, but she rejects him
>eh whatever im fat not many options anyway
>we fall in love over conversation and eventually hes my first bf since high school
>cant stop thinking that im his second choice
>if his friend wanted him back, hed never have even talked to me
>we meet irl and it becomes longterm despite his refusal to cut best friend out
>he loves me and i love him but i cant get it out of my head that hes closer to her
>meet his estranged family after 3 years together
>his younger brother (16 btw legal in my country) stares at my cow tits
>lightbulb idea
>claim dominance by giving head to his little brother so we are even
>confess out of guilt
>he calls me a pedophile and cheater and refuses to acknowledge his emotional cheating
>doesnt break up with me for some reason
>very cold and distant the next few weeks, i grow paranoid
>come home a few weeks later to find him and his friend in bed together
>RAGE
>before i can even break up with him he says its over
>says he regrets ever being with me
>been on the verge of suicide ever since
Why did i do this to myself i shouldve never been with him when i knew he liked her, even when i made things even it only drew him closer to her. I was merely a rock in the path of their love story and i know they both see me as an evil fat pedophile villain. been long enough since the last one and i have my entire evening ahead of me to draw anime girls so hit me with your requests
ill do my best to draw anime girls doing random shit that you request, obligatory nsfw not only accepted but encouraged
no lolishota or nonconsentual requests though, i apologize.
last time i did this >>76651879
thank you for your time ^-^ /lgbt/ will be the reason i kill myself one day i wish i had a cool personality disorder like bpd or something
t.avpdcel I'm a tranny and going through another depressive episode.
Please insult me in any way that you can. I should seriously stop wasting time at 4chan and twitter (although I'm only a lurker at twitter). Both of them are trash anyway with twitter being good only for art. Another day with waifu edition
Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. No 3DPD.
6. Most importantly, have fun!
Last thread>>76795422 >make friend
>we're both suicidal
why is life like this Today Jesus died for your sins. What mental disorder(s) do you suspect you have or are professionally diagnosed with?
For myself (diagnosed) it's:
Asperger's syndrome
Suspected (not diagnosed, for reasons including but not limited to cost, time and effort):
Schizoid or schizotypal or both
Depression and anxiety (no shit)
Avoidant
ADHD
That's pretty much all monogamy edition (which ideally should be every edition) (hedonists and their families get the rope)
last: >>76917032 >What type of Hispanic are you?
>Do you speak Spanish?
>Do you have a large ass?
>Why do you use /r9k/? Wonderful Waifu Watermelons Edition
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Previous thread >>76919125 >need to get fat which should be really simple right
>too much of an anemic anorexic fuck to do it >NOOOOOOOO!!!
>YOU CAN'T JUST ROT IN YOUR BASEMENT DURING YOUR PRIME YEARS!!! My university doesn't allow anyone other than freshmen to live in dorms. I'll have to find an off-campus condo to live in starting fall 2024, and I need to find a roomate to pay the rent with. Throughout the last two semesters, i made consistent small talk with a bunch of random normies, but I just couldn't form any close friendships. Everyone else around me has already planned out their living situation and their roomate. This post is my final shot in the dark for advice, or even a possible roomate; it would be a blessing if one of you robots happen to attend my uni.
My discord: i_am_a_cat11 If people die in the desert, do they still decompose into dirt? Could you theoretically revitalize a desert with enough corpses? Do Chudette girls exist??? I'm starting to think they don't. how do i know if a girl likes me or she is just being nice The Keep Military Museum, Dorchester edition Niggerlovers raiding the site again
Mods do your job, and get that fucker Danda doxxed already coffee has worn out its welcome
constantly sleepy
what can fix this drowsiness Envy, shame, embarrassament and limerence are useless emotions that only make life worse.
There is no use for these emotions and they are a sign of weakness. I feel lots of shame and envy because I am weak and it disgusts me. pov: tfw you realize the average man isn't educated, makes little money, and has no ambitions in life (not masculine)
how do nonas cope? What do white women love about niggers so much? Is just their dicks and violent nature? Pic related Jamal and Stacey.
How can we stop these nigger monkeys? >you go to the gym
>enter the locker room
>this thug eyes you up and down
>he calls you a cracker-ass faggot
WAT DO?? i am bored and want to talk to nice anons >just ask her out, the worst thing she can do is say no!
I am not worried about getting rejected. The reason I refuse to ask women out or approach them is because I am worried it would make them feel uncomfortable. What now, normie? >modern girls when they see korean boys
When did this start? Avicii slit his throat with a broken wine bottle >be me
>remember i haven been to the park in a long time
>take a peaceful stroll through the park
>see some milfs hanging out with their kids
>strike up a conversation with one milf
>have a lot of chemistry with her
>she's a single mother to a cute daughter, has one tattoo and is over 30 but it's ok I guess
>gather the balls to ask her on a date
>she accepts
>cum.wav
>she asks for my name
>suddenly remember Im a registered sex offender so looking me up in the internet is a no no
>also im not supposed to be near a park
>tell her that im old fashioned and would rather not look each other up on the internet so we can get to know each other at our date
>she buys that bullshit and thinks im a romantic so even better
>invite her to Denni's tonight at 8
its on Does anyone know if antipsychotics will actually get rid of tranny thoughts? Why you are incel:
Mostly women today prefer black men followed by dogs followed by prettyboys like Chico followed by criminals like serial killers. Black men do not need to workout even because they have massive amounts of muscle without lifting.
Btw Jews designed and engineered all this. the neet life is all fun and games until you reach the point where without serious autism or rich family theres literally nothing to do because nothing in your life changes for years/decades at a time except for whats in your head
i cant even stop neeting if i wanted to >Watching The 40 Year Old Virgin
>21
>Still a virgin
That's it. I'm buying sex. I don't care that it'll feel "hallow" because It's not with a woman I have any connections with. Women refuse to put out on the first date anyway, the time is ticking and I don't wanna be like Andy. Yes I'm interested in women, yes I want to have sex. I just can't have any meaningful relationships with any because I'm socially awkward and unfunny. Reminder that your mom absolutely would commit incest, given the right circumstances...
Just not with you, betason. Have you ever been stone cold towards women? What happened afterward? Just wait another 20000000 years for me to return lmao I noticed a lot of these communities I grew up in like wow D&D anime etc have become full of troons and to a lesser extent incels and I just have to say wtf happened?
Maybe I am to autistic to go down these pipelines myself but I noticed almost everyone I knew is some form on the gay spectrum or blackpilled. Would you take drugs that make you grow tits if it extended your lifespan by 10 years? >tfw coomed yet again
But it doesn't matter, 'cause tomorrow is a new day. I just know that, when I wake up tomorrow, I'll magically have self-control and willpower! I really like train pictures, i dont know why but i always grin while looking up cool pictures of trains, and yeah i do frequently look at train stuff, do i have autism? why havent you taken the bulimia pill yet? when i fall in love with a man deeply, i start to hate him and begin to fantasize about torturing and murdering him, partly because i feel like he doesnt love me enough or give me enough attention. is there any way to stop these thoughts and feelings? i have bpd btw >inb4 because they're nonthreatening looking
why would women in their prime birthing age (usually before they even hop on the pill) be into nonthreatening looking men? Isn't it supposed to be the other way around? At her prime she'd be want to get impregnated by a masculine alpha protector, but after a decade of taking birth control pills, when her ovaries start to shrink she would gradually be into soft feminine looking men? But its literally the opposite: kpop stans are for the most part teen girls with raging hormones, but kpop's pretty boy appeal is non existent among women over 25. kill all homeless bums begging for money on the streets edition Pre-Easter Bunnies edition.
>Your mbti type
>Did you ever recieve or give a chick or baby bunny for easter?
>Are you anticipating or buying any Easter Eggs this year?
>(Optional) Do you observe the rest of Holy week?
Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. -Carl Jung (embed)
Learn the Basics:
https://watchwordtest.com/types
An introductory article:
https://myersbriggs.org/my-mbti-personality-type/why-learn-type/
Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions
Bibliography of Jungian and MBTI derived typology:
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT
A proper introduction to MBTI from Patchyanon:
https://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6
Turbie's wurbular funground of links and tests:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D
Syntax of Love (Russian):
https://web.archive.org/web/20230608184321/https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html
Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/
Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs
LATEST POP, CUTE TEST:
iseej.github.io/CosmosPersona/
Drama actively encouraged.
Previous thread: >>76907533 >tfw got drunk and messaged the girl i liked in highschool >be me
>met a girl on discord 3 days ago(picrel)
>she's kinda off, idk maybe a little nerdy but i like it
>we start to text eachother sometimes and that's it, maybe a little flirt here and there but nothing serious
>then she says "other than talking and sending memes, what else can i do for you??"
>considering this came out of nowhere i thought it was just a lil bit of trolling but went along
>"what about a spicy pic" she asked
>sure lul.mp3
>girl made a mfcking contract for me to sign in order for me to "not show anyone"
>this girl must be retarded but whatever, just signed it
>she actually sent it
>didnt know what to say so just left on read
>told her she's going a little too fast
>mfcker is now crying saying that "i believed you were different than others" and shi
>posted an ig story saying that all men are disappointing
>is telling me she aint a whore(sent me nude in 3 days)
>shes 20
>mfw
altho i strongly disagree with r9k views towards women, this bitch is running me out of arguments, i though she was just playing with me trying to get a simp for her but she's actually retarded,
any tips on what to do now to get her attention back?(considering she's actually retarder but she rich) we live in a society edition >Traducks: "If you like fit tomboys, you're gay."
>Also tradcucks
https://twitter.com/mansworldmag_/status/1767649839355965444 its so fucking over
its never been more over I want to drink a womans breastmilk again so fucking bad. I tried it a few times with this one chick I knew who was a single mom and it gets me so turned on sucking on her tits gulping down her sweet milk try not to say bad things about women challenge
>pic unrelated. felt cute /r9k/ is dead and normalfags killed it:
>tendie stories
>spaghetti stories
>nightwalk
>that one kid
>neet general
>self-improvement
>chadfishing
>normalfag hate
All gone. I miss this board like you wouldn't believe. Posters would dab on anyone claiming to be female, but now the kneel beneath them. It truly is over. What's the point of being in a relationship if they're going to betray you? What's the point of doing anything if everything is boring and it sucks? I only brushed my teeth this morning. I don't feel so good today frens, but thats okay. Everyone has bad days, hope tommorow will be better. Did you brush your teeth today? Take Care of it if you didn't, oral hygiene is important. My university doesn't allow anyone other than freshmen to live in dorms. I'll have to find an off-campus condo to live in starting fall 2024, and I need to find a roomate to pay the rent with. Throughout the last two semesters, i made consistent small talk with a bunch of random normies, but I just couldn't form any close friendship. Everyone else around me has already planned out their living situation and their roomate. This post is my final shot in the dark for advice, or even a possible roomate; it would be a blessing if one of you robots happen to attend my uni. There are some real cuties on there Women should not wear skirts that aren't at least 17 centimeters i had a dream where i somehow annoyed like the mafia or smth and they put a massive screw in my foot and i had to unscrew it and pull it out and it really hurt and i could see my bones through the hole it left Tell me you're depressed, without telling me you're depressed. What is the body type of you guys? I am between 2 and 3. >Hi anon, long time no see uh? Remember when I told you I wouldnt date you because even though you were a good responsible guy I still needed to find myself and have some fun? Guess what... Im just done doing that! Lets get married! how many lil hapa humanoids do you think would be created if i were to go to thailand for 3 weeks and creampie 2 different sloots each day?
ideally the male ones should be aborted Post your reaction ITT when you think of women.
>pic related - me It just hurts at this point of my age. I have nothing good in life and cant even buy alcohol or weed gummies to numb the pain and make feel happy cuz Im not the Jewish number of 21. It infuriates me and I wish I could kill those responsible for such nonsense. I am old enough to go to Ukraine and get blown up but not eat gummies? This fucking society likes to hurt me and then wont let me have things to make feel better. Becuz we are supposed to feel bad all the time and accept it because that is just how life is. Its a human rights violation. Its abuse. > go on 4chan for the first time
> so much porn
what the hell is even going on I had a nice dream where I was just walking around a Japanese city and shopping. Not really being stressed as usual just vibing and having a good time. Best time of a long while and it was in my sleep.
Did you have any nice dreams recently anon? i need a bf who looks like this why do people drink coffee/do drugs
>drink coffee
>feel jittery and anxious
>not even more productive because you cant sit long enough to do anything
>do drugs
>burn out your brain cells for some temporary pleasure that gives you literally nothing
people who abuse substances are dumb as fuck why isn't a stinky neet femanon spending every second of her time obsessing over me right now? >be me
>live
>feels tired every fucking day and only wants to sleep
why does this happen? tell me about the person you absolutely despise Lower your standards, and you won't be an incel anymore Women (especially white and Asian) only want black guys. Change my mind. im so horny seriously what the fuck is wrong with me i cum so many times a day im not even ovulating rn but im constantly horny and i want attention and to be violated >it's worse to regret something you have done
>to regret something you haven't done
true or false? Can't stop thinking about wanting to fuck my cousin.
How over is it for me?
Doesn't help I keep hearing about all the sex she's having with this 22 year old she's obsessed with. (Were both 18)
Can't even masturbate to quell the feeling bc I feel pathetic doing so when I know she's out fucking. I want to get a tablet, should I go with an iPad or a Galaxy Tab? I've always been more of an Android guy, but Android tablets have always felt kinda crap to me, they feel like an afterthought, and Android apps on tablets are just overblown phone apps. iPads are clearly much more polished, but I fear the restrictions of iOS will get to me. Still, I mainly just want it for watching shit, reading manga, playing games on a bigger screen, etc. and I don't plan on jailbreaking or pirating. I wanted a GF like this until I actually got a GF. Now I find vidrel repulsive. All moids deserve to be babytrapped >prescribed adderall yesterday after quitting cold turkey 6 years ago
>take it for the first time this morning
>do laundry
>sweep up floor in basement
>clean up stuff on kitchen counter
>sort all of my tupperware containers
>put 3 gallons of soup my ex/roomate and i made into containers
>make sure the containers of soup my ex/roomate take to his new bf and his family are all oddball containers i dont have more than one of
>take down my 6ft christmas tree and pack all ornaments and parts up (my ex/roomate wanted it left up, well too fucking bad)
>clean all the dishes and put them in dry rack
>put all the dishes in the dishwasher away
>all in about an hour and a half
>and my mood is noticably improved
Why did i ever quit this stuff low effort noncomittal draw thread if anyone is interested I guess wouldnt it be something if we found a fembot and forced her to conceive a child before killing her so her child can rape her in hell. Whew only the messed up things this board thinks of. Good luck malebots. I already say that i fucking love incest bros? Well i said it again i fucking love incest!! Polidrugaddict here, i ran out of weed, cocaine, alcohol, caffeine, pregabalin, tramadol, klonopin, xanax, codeine, morphine, ketamine, adderall, lsd, and im withdrawing, now i only have jesus, water, a SNRI and internet. Help would you forgive mad thad for what he did, or should he kill himself White women sexual preference chart.
>1. BBC 5/5 stars
>2. Dog 4/5 stars
>3. Chad 3/5 stars
>4. Tall muscular criminal 2/5 stars
They have zero attraction to anything else. Do you agree or disagree, and I'm reffering to racism and shit towards arabs I turned 30 and its weighing on me how much I have fucked up in my life and how these opportunities will never present themselves again. Missing out then, meant missing out on some opportunities for life.
Example: if you dream of playing professional basketball, but you don't seize the opportunity to play in high school, you probably won't get to play competitively in college. And if you don't play competitively in college, you probably won't ever play pro. That's just how it is. So the bad choice as a teenager compounds into a much greater problem in the context of your life.
My regrets aren't over sports. I dropped out of high school and finished early via virtual school. Didn't get to experience that fun, social transition from teenager to young "adult" in junior/senior year. Instead I was working a shit job to save for college. I got into an Ivy league university, but I had to work full-time while I was there to pay my living costs which meant no free time to enjoy myself or "experience" college. And after 2 years I had to drop out due to the increased costs. I took a real job as a college drop out and I really regret not having that milestone to look back on - walking across the stage cap and gown, being handed my diploma, plus the memories of getting to enjoy college life.
I got married at 23 and had children by 24. My family is great, but I never got to experience being a young adult with the world at my fingertips, money to spend and unrestricted opportunity. I've always had other obligations holding me back. These all compounded into living like a 45 year old throughout my 20s, waking up to the "grind", brushing my teeth and getting dressed, commuting to work, working 9-6 and coming home exhausted to eat dinner and sleep. No fun times, work happy hours or anything else to look back on from my 20s that I'm proud of. I've done really well in my career; I'm now making $300k/year in a job with a flashy title but I honestly could not care less.
(1/2) How is it possible that despite seeing hundreds of 10/10s on the internet. Not one. Not one of them has peaked my interest enough to court her for Holy Matrimony? I wish I could live like a cute little pet inside of a cage surrounded by plushies and pillows and be treated like an animal wearing only a collar and eating from a bowl on the floor Manlets deserve love too! <3 when YOU type 30+, you get a lively bar. when I type 30+, nothing happens Twink annon here, just wanted to come and say to the black girls to please stop talking to me. I don't understand why I attract them so much, It's unironically making me racist. I just don't know why every other race I've tried asking out has failed but blacks will always try and talk to me. I'm fucking done,
Also this isn't target towards all blacks, just female baboonas, I know there's a black named iris who uses r9k, don't take offense, these are just my honest thoughts >be me
>realize i have no interesting true stories to tell to anybody
>think about how boring and nothing filled my life is
>cry myself to sleep women have inherent value they are beautiful and create life they must be protected
men have no inherent value they are ugly and useless get a skill get buff or get rich or else you will NEVER be loved manifesting an eastern euro alt gf whats your favored form of self harm anon? i like starving myself. it feels good. id try cutting but im not strong enough to do that Any of you have the video of a jap getting a blow from a vacuumcleaner and screamed? Girlfriends dad just got a kidney stone removed and i want to make her laugh.
Suck my original comment jannies. I want to sex mommy so much it's unreal Seeing sex in movies and tv shows makes me want to die. I'm a 31 year old virgin m. I've stopped watching media all together. >YOU KNOW THE DAY DESTROYS THE NIGHT
>NIGHT DIVIDES THE DAY
>TRY TO RUN
>TRY TO HIDE
>BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
>BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
>BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE Do you have regrets of your childhood?
For me it feels as I have missed out on too much now. I wish I could go back >born autistic male
>you'll be a fucked up kid unable to fit in
>you'll develop schizoid, avoidant, or schizotypal disorders
>women will always feel disgusted by you
>even if by some miracle you bag a woman, you will never feel truly loved
>most likely you'll live a lonely, empty life until you die
>Autistic males are more likely to have physically unusual facial traits
>Autists are judged as awkward, less physically attractive and less approachable within seconds
>Autistic men have 10 times as many suicidal thoughts as normal men
>nobody gives a fuck and they'd rather talk about how teenage girls get sad when they're fat how long before she snaps
lol Why are you Asian and do you secretly tolerate Yellow Fever weirdos? tfw no gained a few pounds gf you:
"w-would you like to go out for some coffee sometime"
me:
"ay bitch lemme fuck you"
guess who wins her over Tradcucks are afraid of big breast women, tradcucks are afraid of fit women, tradcucks are afraid of women with bikini...are tradcucks closet gay pedos or something? While there are true aspects about it, the blackpill is still BS, especially with its prescription to give up
Most incels are incels in part, and occasionally in whole, because of their looks, but for most of them there is a combination of poor social skills in there as well
The idea that you are SCREWED FOR LIFE or that you will NEVER GET LAID, may just be a coping mechanism in and of itself, most incels do not look too ugly to ever date, but yes lookism is still a huge problem and hypergamy exists What do you think about Dan Schneider and the controversies surrounding him? dudes stop being cute after then cause they dont try, they all cut their hair short, gain weight or get ugly bulky muscles and become boring
tldr i want a thin edgy bf with blue eyes s m h I met a group of people online (I left them forever now haha) who just fucking hated me so much. We used to be friends but then they started turning against me, whilst also ignoring me. I think it's because I was too feminine (they called me a fag and stuff).
The main thing is how much they hated me, I can't get over it. They genuinely would've pressed a button for me to be tortured for a trillion years over and over. I get uncomfortable thinking about them in any way. Why is it when I make a new thread in another board it redirects me to another thread somebody else has made? how do I fix this I can't stop using AI to roleplay with fictional boyfriends. I am such a yumejo loser Why do I have to continuously stare at people's eyes and face while talking. I don't need constant staring to check your reaction. Why are they staring at my eyes and face while talking, why are they waiting for me to emote like the fags in movies for every little thing I say. Staring into eyes and face is what you do with intimate partner, why are normies such degenerate whores. Robros, have you ever had a dream worth chasing? Why did you stop?
Personally I don't think I've ever had one, although I wish I had what is the deal? why is it so appealing? Just want a GF to have easter dinner wtih her family :( Do you guys think the incels and men loneliness epidemic was done on purpose or was it just an accident? Bro hit the jackpot of the Fentury Ideally I would be in a state where I do not need you. It pains me to know that you have so many problems and that you might not have those problems if you hadn't been used so roughly by others who had the money to get you while you were younger. It does no good to talk to you about it, though. You are merely a vehicle and vessel for my future children.
>to my future car
>pic unrelated Viagra is close to 100 years old why is it still so fucking expensive >drink 1 monster energy
>feel my entire body being raped to death on a physical, cellular, and spiritual level by its jewish demono-toxins
>find out the symbol isnt claw marks but hebrew "666" symbol
>find out "unleash the beast!" means satan
>find out monster energy is owned by an israeli jew Hey /r9k/, check out my gendum Give me some good wagie greentext stories so I can get through the day post your favourite image >250 applications send
>willing to relocate literally anywhere
>bach degree
>hoping to get a software dev job but so desperate I'm even do IT help desk
>ZERO offers, interviews or callbacks I only realize now at 32 that life stopped feeling "enjoyable" around the same time I stopped arguing online, watching T.V, and drinking.
The only thing keeping me from blowing my brains out - and by a large margin - is my cat.
I feel too old to be acting like a bratty bitch on the internet anymore. >sent trade offer to my alt before I did mobile confirmation
>have to wait 15 days
>okay Im convinced to do mobile confirmation now
>7 days later
>that trade offer is still up even though my mobile confirmation should've halved the original cooldown (15 days -> 7 days)
>that trade offer is still up for 8 days
>if I cancel it and resend that offer, I'd have to wait a 7 day trading cooldown for cancelling it
>cant resend the offer because your items aren't even usable and are held in some untouchable void
Who the FUCK designed this shit? Got drunk last night and told mom I think my being born was a fundamentally negative thing and I wish it never happened and started ranting about how being a human body is a mass or stress decay chore grind and suffering. Don't remember my exact words but basically just said I wish she had never had a child and I think the conditions of human existence are fundamentally bad and my life was a mistake.
Don't know what the fuck kind of response inwas looking for like okay son I'll reverse time hop back in my womb sweetie. Now I got the worst hangxiety even 20 hours later and mom knows how negatively I think of the world and life and its embarrassing and CRINGEY because these are my private thoughts. Also I'm going through opiate withdrawal and feel like absolute shit.
AND THEN today my sister came over with her screaming kids and I have to put a front on and be the fun uncle even though I feel like death, have to hide my hangover my withdrawals and my cringe/shame and just pretend like nothing happened last night with my mom. It literally just got too much I went to my room (yes I'm a grown man who lives with my mom) and was swearing and shaky and layer on my bed and cried.
Rough day bros. How was yours? >https://vocaroo.com/hcGV8rANGpT
I just found out my fiance was an infamous egirl, what do? Statistically speaking, a kidnapping from letting your kids have some outdoor independence is more likely to come from the government with a legal warrant, than from an actual kidnapper. Just think about that one when people say "it's dangerous outside" >best friend is mtf trans girl
>hint that I like her (have feelings)
>she never responds positively
Even trannies dont want a black girlfriend, I wish I was dead She's laughing at this lame ass jokes right now I can feel it. Probably getting bent over sideways by some rich chad from Germany I can just tell. Rope is the only option day number 5 of semen retention
so far so good. And then you gave me a Blue Hawaii and frankly it was quite good.