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All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.
>>>/soc/ youve exhausted all your options, you cant get laid, you have no reason to wake up in the morning, you long for a purpose
May i propose to you the option of joining the nazis? Everyday you wake up filled with a feeling of purpose, the purpose of bettering yourself for the sake of the aryan race, and the eradication of degeneracy that the jews have been promoting for decades through the porn and entertainment industry
together we will fight with a common goal, to put an end to jewish influence over the aryan race So while I sleep, sometimes I have vivid dreams that I can remember for YEARS, this dream is one of those dreams but not in a good way, so I was walking down the street of my town and 3 men (1 loser white guy and two black men) were walking too, when our paths crossed, the loser white guy groped me and then threw me into the water, and when I tell you that could barely breathe in my sleep, I mean it, my head pops out of the water while the loser taunts me, and then his lackeys force me into the water again, thankfully this is when I woke up, I couldn't breathe, I was blinded in my own dream, and even the groping felt like someone actually groped my ass, why did this happen to me? I'm fearful of one day, if I have a drowning dream again, I won't wake up from the dream. Do girls actually wear white underwear nowadays? Or is that just something from my Japanese animes? Fellas, I have my first gf long term of 4 years, and in the last snap she sent me, I saw a vibrator peeking out of the corner.
We're long distance now because she's out of the country for medical school. She doesn't get horny around me, or hasn't had in the last year.
Please give it to me straight, it's my first gf and I don't know who else to turn to. How do i become a rich muscle monster like helltaker? Tell your wife to go catch fish and watch her react edition
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Previous thread >>78261298 I used to be a transphobe until I played Summertime Saga. Now I love trans women and I want a trans gf. If a girl let you touch her body would you even know how to react? For all discussion of drugs and drug usage.
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Recently I've been considering analogues of modafinil and other eugeroics, anyone here have experience with them? "Hydration" Edition
Previous : >>78260596
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78260596
>Rules:
Ignore impolite moids
QUESTIONS:
>How much actual water do you drink per day?
>What is your favorite thing to drink?
>Coffee or tea (pick one?)
>Do you drink alcohol? If so, what is your favorite alcoholic drink?
FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and sign your posts >t. male.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/ Girdle Ness lighthouse edition i wish i had an older figure in my life (that wasnt a sexual predator) as a mentor or something, just someone to have as a role model and talk to desu, but now that i think about it more maybe its just the loneliness making me think i need that >tfw you get nudes from an /r9k/ femcel but her body isn't like this You have lost.
We have won.
You will live your whole life in the shadow of leftism. You will never be a patriarch, you will never have a tradwife, you will never have an ethnostate. You will always be a miserable incel whining online.
The left will keep winning. Feminism will only get stronger. You will keep losing. You can't stop progress. You can't take away women's rights. Your time is past. You are finished. Your race is finished. Give up. Die. Is it possible that many things people consider abuse are just imaginary?
Not imaginary as in they're faking it, but imaginary as in, the people's reactions to so-called "abuse" is what makes the abuse manifest itself. Proof that it's not hopeless even if it currently feels hopeless, you may still have a shot to make it. Okay, so MrBeast is evil, so what?
He still helped some people. That's better than nothing. What do you bring to the tabIe? bully down in shinbone al >God will never leave me nor forsake me
Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIuqVjPvN6k&t Just need to rest ny eyes kind of day. >walks past some girls in the subway
>one of them tells the other "go talk to that guy"
>they don't end up talking to that guy
>instead, we just awkwardly exchange stares throughout the whole ride
When will this end Im 22 years old and never had any social media, how over is it for me? 
I just got back from SEA and holy shit... the spammers here were right
heaven on earth. I was approached, I was matched in the hundreds, I lost my virginity, I went out with more than 30 different girls, all while avoiding hookers
No girl has pressured me into a relationship or even hinted at being a gold-digger. They just wanted to fuck a foreign dude.
I am appalled. Something is wrong with western "women", their hormones specifically. Girls in SEA just wanna fuck like normal human beings and they're not chadonly
>racemixing
Yes. Absolutely. You can cry, scream, or you can go to SEA and experience it for yourself. Holy shit I just wanna go back. Those $3,000 saved since last year were worth it. It was Thailand and no I don't even speak their language and they don't seem me to want to. I suppose they actively look for young foreign men which is rare cuz most foreign dudes are bald beer-belly 50-year-old divorced sexpats so a young dude is a commodity there
I feel like a Chad now and I'm sorry I don't belong here anymore faggots. All I'm saying is, you can do the same. >be here in 2015
>blink
>nearly 10 years gone
>still neet
>that "gap year" is no longer a gap year
>no savings
>no employment history
>no apartment
>manchild
all I did was blink and like that my 20s are over, the formative years of early adulthood - wasted. Time somehow slowed down for me and I'm aware of this now Where do I meet strong, confident women that will make the first move and force me to date them and then force me to have sex with them as much as they want? This is what happens when you stop beating women i HATE non virgin women, i absolutely HATE non virgin women Niggers have it so fucking easy. Why was i fucking born white. If he had won, you would have been living on a farm with your blonde blue-eyed virgin Aryan wife and 8 kids in an ethnostate.
Thank god that didn't happen and you instead get to wageslave every day for CEO Shekelstein so you can betabuxx for a diseased used up single mom. >tfw develop really long labia from 8 years onward
>Experiment with my cunt a lot when I was 11, don't know to stop because I was a stupid kid
>Could literally take the width of a big dick by 12
>Realize what I had done by 13
>Fast forward 10 years, an event made me so depressed that I haven't truly left my bed in 3 years
>Pussy just get looser and looser despite me doing nothing to it because every single part of me is slowly atrophying
Sigh... I really really really hope kegels do something... Even if I had the money to get it tightened I still wouldn't be able to because it would require general anesthesia and that requires you to stop doing heroin. Well, at least I can still get the lips done under local if requested.. would a femanon from here actually fly out to my place and take my virginity? am 23 and from eastern europe. my birthday's gonna be in september and honestly all i want is to lose it in a cool and memorable way with a girl from here heyyy r9kbots! first time I'm posting on this board. how has this board affected you personally? I'm very interested in hearing about u and ur experiences... What is the appropriate action in this situation? >Wake up in the USA
>2/3 of the population are basically non-functional blob people
>Everyone pretends like this is normal Post a letter that will probably get to everyone but the intended recipient. If my dad dies from cancer will I get his retirement money? I'm unemployed and I don't get enough autismbuxx to support myself if my parents could die Is it possible to cure simpness? >mogging
>maxxing
>chad/virgin
>redpill/bluepill
>based
Anyone find it weird hearing normies use decades old 4chan slang without any understanding or context of where it originated from or how these terms came to be used?
I find it even weirder coming from kids who weren't even around for Lil B let alone the Matrix. just learned the girl i have a crush on is a lesbian. i think that was the last little bit of hope seeping out of me. what now? i have no reliable way of meeting women. i don't want to use dating apps, they're miserable. i can't stand being alone anymore. i don't even care about sex. i just want a companion who loves me.
>be me earlier tonight
>hear from friend that crush doesn't date men
>fine for a few hours
>break down on a concrete slab in public all of a sudden
>cry for 3 hours thinking about how my gf of 7 years cheated on me
>unrecoverable hopelessness, mentally writing my suicide note
>people keep coming up to me to ask for directions
>wipe tears and help them
>they just walk away and don't even thank me
i hope a gamma ray burst sterilizes this miserable fucking planet. i hate it here so much. i wish i had the courage to approach women. seriously, what the fuck do i do? Why should anyone feel empathy for lonely men when being lonely as a man means youre about to go on a rape or killing spree? Let's be honest here. How many of you are actual virgins.
I lost my virginity at 20 I wish I could find a girl I could talk naturally too and don't have to force myself i agreed with a robot i met off here that if my bf ever dumped me then i'd take his virginity, and my bf dumped me 2 days ago. he's flying me out in 5 days.
ama and advice welcome has r9k made you lose hope and respect for young men? did anyone who likes risotto actually watches evangelion?
shes literally a whore who has sex with bajillions of men infront of shinji
she is not the pinnacle of a mommy gf, she is an average roastoid whore. 
-Deport beaners, jeets and chinks for they are the true leeches.
-Refund reparations for we are owed a debt.
-Deport white immigrants back to Poorope.
-Create white and black ethnostates
-Rebuild black WallStreets.
-Black ghetto niggers must be executed or re-habilitated immediately, for they have fallen victim to the Jewish/white man's tricks.
-Reject Christianity AND Islam, for they are pedophile religions foreign to the negro.
-We are the original builders of this nation. Heroes of the revolutionary war and civil war.. The sole protectors and defenders of ungrateful "poc", the creators of US pop culture and music. Leaders in sports and politics.
-We have progressed from mere slaves to presidents of the United States.
-Our greatness is feared thus our enemies must constantly sabotage us.
-However, white supremacy has gifted us with resilience.
-We must reclaim our throne, we must reclaim our heritage.
-Reject whiteness and it's degeneracy to the fullest extant. Become self-sufficient like our predecessors. Rebuild our communities.
-Make America Black Again! posted this in another thread by accident because I'm retarded
>watched Deadpool 3 with some friends last night
>a guy posts some pictures on the groupchat
>one of them has a clear shot of my side-profile
-1 Morale >kemono and rule34video has been down for weeks who's your favorite e-girl? There is a femcel subreddit called femcelgrippysockjail and one of the most common complaints on it is that there are too many users who have boyfriends lol.
But sure, fem"cel" isn't an oxymoron >friend's bf finds out she's been cheating on him for months
>kills himself
Why do you faggots kill yourselves over us if we're all whores? Why do White Women love to birth and increase the Brown population so much? I'm banned from Pol and TV now I get to stay with you guys
Anyway I'm going into alcohol withdrawal again after drinking for almost an entire week nonstop.
Wish me luck bros >I'm tired of begging to belong and being rejected.
>I'm tired of being ugly and alone.
>I'm tired of putting in 10x the effort in getting/maintaining friendships than Chad with no personality.
>I'm tired of girls rejecting me before I can even ask them.
>I'm tired of society gaslighting me into thinking it's my fault and not my shitty genetics.
And i know I'll get no happiness in this life so I'm rolling the dice for a new one (roping).
You don't know me, anon, but you lot are the last people I'll communicate with, ever. >this is how manlets have to have sex I cannot talk to girls. They are too alien You find this girl. She is clearly interested in something serious. She clearly has a past, but she's not looking for that anymore. She wants to settle down and she finds something nice about you.
She overlooks your autism and lack of experience. It's your chance. She wants to go for a walk after you guys eat together. What is your reaction? You would totally have multiple gfs if you could, don't lie. You have to be this tall to post edition
Qott: would you rather date a boy your height or do you prefer height difference? If you do would you rather be taller or shorter?
Previous thread: >>78273680 I'm a loser incel and I'll never get laid, I get mogged by every single male on this planet, it's over for me And I will hosed down all these chicks If I groom a girl to become my perfect wife, and she has no qualms at me in the end, have I committed a moral error, despite no harm being done?
I am sure some types of grooming are traumatic, but for most of human history, people were okay with grooming their partner. Crazy conspiracy theories are back, baby! Let's fucking gooooo. Hey is it just me or have I seen more hate towards Indians? Ive seen races who hate eachother agree that indians are terrible. Ive seen people who say how much they hate black people say that they would take blacks over indians because they are so bad. Ive seen indian hate regularly in posts not about race at all. Hell I saw it here the other day. It was a femanon going along the lines of 'i hate niggers but Id take a black bf over an indian one any day'
It feels so sudden. What the fuck happened?
(Before you ask, I am black) be honest no memes here, can sam actually get to have sex without paying for it? Why do people think this show is so good genuinely? I watched it and I think it's alright buy I keep seeing people obsess over it as if it's amazing when it's just average, is there some fucking hive mind controlling people? Because I notice its always the same kind of people liking the same type of things too. Smiling friends isn't that funny to be this overly infatuated over. Can anyone genuinely explain why it's popular? Has the bar gone so low that average humor shows that showcase real life quirky social interactions are the best thing ever? It's a 6.8/10 >lately been seeing a lot of attractive men/women online
>also seen lots of attractive people when i decide to touch grass
>i'm average, but compared to what the media thinks of as average, i'm average-ugly
>comment sections about attractive people are always positive
>"omg ur so beautiful" for stacy or "ugh ur so hot" for chad
>attractive people are practically worshipped
>i start to get more bitter than i was before and get pissed whenever i see a stupid attractive person, imagine being violent
this is a hate thread for slutty stacies and meathead chads! i'm done with all the grovelling you people openly do to these worthless "people"
>inb4 "oh i'm attractive anon!"
i don't care Which of these grills did you crush on back then? 
Autism, PTSD, ADHD and Schizoaffective disorder bipolar type literally spells lifelong torture. Anyone who tells me to live through this shit is complicit in forcing me to suffer. Talking to PEOPLE and attempting to SOCIALIZE is one of the greatest mistakes of my life because it opened up potential for me to be taken advantage of for my inability to properly function in the social circle. It forced me to see how absolutely fucked up the world is and I absolutely hate everything.
On a different note, why is it so fucking hard to get people to understand that we are at a point in humanity where there is a noumenal monster beyond our control sadistically manipulating us into a deepening surrogate spittle? That being the kernel of evil, it makes me think twice about the people who took advantage of me and I want to point the finger at humanity instead of them. Do I see the world for what it is because of the social dissonance of my autism having an advantage over a darwinist will to live that drives people to prioritize it as the #1 thing to keep? Or am I just on another retarded spergout like the other 50 fucking times that I misinterpret the world for what it's worth?
I am so fucking tired of being stupid. >hear a thud out in the night
>yet no soul is in my sight
>hear giggles between the walls
>a lot of steps in the halls
>doors are locked, I am alone
>have no choice but to condone
>thuds so close, the knocks are near
>giggles rise and too my fear
>it standing in front my bed
>with massive cock that I dread
>hold my blanket close and thight
>soon overwhelmed by dwarf's might
>a virgin I am no more
>though my ass feels hurt and sore
>like a turkey filled with cum
>made my hole so loose and numb
>for farewell it slaps my cheek
>it leaves to return next week
Does not matter, I had sex.
See you later, virgin fags! Use the following format for your ideal partner
>gender
>age
>race
>height/weight
>hair/eye/skin color
>body type
>clothing style/aesthetic
>income/career
>interests
>personality
>virgin status
>anything else you want to add Have you ever had a gay sexual experience and regretted it?
I want to try sucking dick but I'm afraid I won't like it and regret doing it later down the line How to best approach Essex? Thread for discussions about selfharm and mutual support
I hope you had pleasant dreams my dear friends
Late and long night, quiet night were having
>Any plans for today?
>When was the last time you hurt yourself?
>Why did you hurt yourself?
>Is there anything bothering you right now?
Bonus question!!
>What do want to have/do the most right now? I can't believe we about to have our first gilf as president.
I don't think I will make it during No Nut November bros during the debates. >fluoridated water is safe to drink Parents are having a day out, 1 online friend been acting evasive recently, can't blame him, we're kind of different, and the other online friend has gone nuts over his relative having cancer, literally fucked in the head, impossible to communicate with.
I've run out of people to talk to, literally have none at the moment.
Guess it's one of those periods in life when weekdays are easier to go through than weekend. I am already feeling like I want to go to work even though I really wanted get some rest through the week. Zoomers are a malignant tumor. Look no further than this board. TZD. Everyone is chasing thick bodies with bbl butts and soft tummies. When did it change? In the 90s it was all about skinny girls. Anyone else waiting for their parents to die in order to finally commit suicide? Ever tried to go out to a bar solo and interact with randoms?
Turned out as nightmarish as you might imagine. Sometimes I like to put on old Atari era commercials and pretend that the world isn't crumbling. Something about them makes me happy. are small breasts hot or not??? It's funny how we call femboy ass boypussy when trans guys literally have boypussy >We are sooooo short-staffed, like it's horrible nobody heccin wants to work anymore! Like we need people reeeeaally badly and nobody's joining us, like we're sooo short-staffed why is nobody applying? Oh btw join our team we pay like barely a dollar above minimum wage haha we're like a family! Yeah! I'm scared my desperation will make me settle down with someone I don't actually love. would you be friends or like a fat slobby NEET who draws fat art and sonic art while being fat and stinky?
also i have maple syrup on my blouse right now along with waffle batter (i did indeed eat my burrito with mozz sticks. then 3 hotdogs then a waffle. vbery full and happy right now) Why does jerking of to 2d art and 3D/SFM not make me feel nearly as bad as when I jerk it to irl porn? I want to move to Japan just so I could meet office ladies So are fat women just genetically predisposed to being attracted to lanklets? I've been at this job for nearly a year now and two of my fat coworkers have overtly expressed interest in me. Is this all there is to life for lanklets, running plaptheory or dying an incel?
Anyway advice for the mentally ill pick me whores who browse this board (firstly, leave). But if you're going to express interest in guys of a normal weight while you're overweight, be an otherwise good candidate for a partner. Both of these bitches have been rude, weird, and relatively old. They should be going for men of lesser social status, but females' hypergamous nature prevents them from humbling themselves. Sorry, no, I'm not interested in a woman of the aforementioned who's additionally a single mother. Literally what would I have to gain, I'd rather fuck hookers. >have addiction
>set up a minor hurdle in order to partake in it
>laziness wins
it's just that easy I thought you incel 4chan guys wanted to have sex but apparently the news says you don't?
Please explain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epW5Pr5quk8 Don't mind me just doing some research I will never find my Australian tradwife why tf do zoomer girls do this it does NOT look good I wish a girl would kick my balls while another pegs me >every woman I meet who I think I would actually have a chance with is already in a relationship https://vocaroo.com/1jUUPHoUN6O4
if i touch a burning candle i can feel no pain
in the ice or in the sun it's all the same
yet i feel my heart is aching
though it doesnt beat it's breaking
and the pain here that i feel
try and tell me it's not real I grew up a slob in a household of other slobs, and also my nose doesn't work very well, so I have a hard time noticing when I reek. Also I have so far had coworkers just not give a shit or mention anything. But I recently moved out from my parents' and into a roommate situation, and I'm realizing that my stench is worse than I thought. I don't wanna keep pissing them off, so how the fuck am I supposed to not smell bad? I shower once a day, wash my ass, use deodorant, wash my clothes, brush my teeth at least once a day (I try to do it twice but it's hard to remember sometimes), but I still smell like literal shit. What am I supposed to be doing different here 
ANIME edition:
>Your mbti type
>Type any anime character
>(Optional) What's an anime classic you reccomend
>(Optional) What's an anime only you've ever watched that you reccomend
>(Optional) Name an anime character who is literally you
Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. They are also useful in understanding one's own prejudices.
>-C.G. Jung
Anons Guide to Jungian Typology
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT
Quiz:
www.michaelcaloz.com/personality
https://sakinorva.net/functions
Explanations of functions:
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions
Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU:
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D
A proper introduction to MBTI from Patchyanon:
https://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6
Exploration into Enneagram:
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/
Syntax of Love:
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html
Myers Briggs Files:
https://ufdc.ufl.edu/collections/myersbriggs
Jungian grid test thing:
https://watchwordtest.com/wtitle2.html
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>>78252151 i cant wait until a large breasted rich mommy woman without any tattoos appears out of no where and rescues me from my poor incel life and makes me live with her inside of her McMansion(TM) and we both live happily ever after /s Everyone is too lazy to make a new thread.
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How to access IRC and contact the mods: >>>/qa/1690512 Anybody else look like this IRL? I'm Italian and I hate my own race, seriously, from the one greatest influential society to a shell of its former glory. Writhed by subhuman mutts that point to the past to justify their "seat in superiority." It's a glorified nig'd American "culture" now. Golden chains, thugs and gangs in the South. Parents enforce a draconian way of life to their children, even though the parents are just as retarded as their own children. Loud and obnoxious, you put them both, a nig and a guido, and spic together, there is not much difference. Jfl they hate themselves so much that they cant stand each other's company, but aren't intelligent to realize this. It's like a zoo.
>REEEEE I HAVE BROAD SHOULDERS I WILL BEAT YOU UP!
thanks for proving me right, nigger. lol. How do I get her to be my gf? >29 yo khv
>started lately to fantasize about having a relationship
>losing all motivation to even live
>i am ugly, have scoliosis, am superskinny, no job (looking atm), voicelet
I legit dont even have standards, my only standard is not a landwhale(i'm not american, fat girls are really uncommon maybe 1/25 in my age range).
why is it so hard??? the average 29 year old has his life in order, how the fuck am i even supposed to find a gf the way i am? Is it depression if you stop eating for 2 days and sleep over 16 hours a night I remember two girls approaching me on a bus stop and started talking to me some years ago. I remember the other girl staring in my eyes very hard. This was 5 years ago.
Another time I was sitting in a bus and a girl in front of me turned around and said "hey are you [insert my name]. I said yeah. I said I don't know her and she "yeah I know I was just wondering" I should have asked how the fuck she knew my name and who I was. This haunts me years later. I have no idea what the hell that weird set of circumstances happened
The both events maybe happened months to each other. Maybe there was no connection but I think it it weird that it happened so close to each other I think I'm genuinely terrified of my mom. she's normal but very rarely she'll have autistic outbursts over lighthearted jokes. I feel all it takes is a little banter before she brutally assaults or kills someone. She almost beat the shit out of me for cursing on accident cause I hurt myself. I hardly ever see her that angry. What does it mean if most of your friends are alcoholics? To get jobs, I need to talk to people. To make friends, I need to talk to people. To get anything done, I need to talk to people. I fucking hate talking to others but it I don't do it I might as well die. Even the idea of talking to people makes me want to puke. I have no interest in it.
How am I supposed to deal with feeling like this? Do u wish to have a nice body anons Discuss, r9k. As someone who grew up with weed and just recently started drinking, I find the effects of alcohol just overall more enjoyable I rejected women who talked to me and gave me plenty of signs. I would think of childish excuses to not make it work.
I cannot undo all the wrongs but I can admit that I am responsible for continuing to shoot myself in the foot Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the beast I wish I could have been a part of your life. Sometimes I fool myself into thinking I hate you for not letting me, but I could never truly. I wish you nothing but tremendous joy and love. I will always love you. You were a light I stumbled upon in a dark time almost a world of chaos and madness. You were a hallmark of my youth. I may not have been yours but I felt your radiance upon my skin. Perhaps if id been with you id have kept on the straight and narrow, but the Mystery has other plan for me. I will always remember you, my shining desert, my spring valley, my daisy. Where do I find a tranner elf gf to worship me for wanting to date them. It's a win-win situation for both of us.
Yes I tried LGBT but they're all too busy hating each other and themselves. I liked huge fat bitches before it was cool being attracted to someone in any way gives them power.
don't give it to someone who doesn't deserve it. biology is nothingness. To Women,
I resent you, because I feel like i had good intentions towards you. And not only did you dismiss me, you demeaned me for those good intentions. You're as big of a sleazebag as these guys you cavort with. Call me sour grapes all you want. Maybe it's even a little true. But the way you act makes me hate people. It makes me have less faith in them after getting to know you. You didn't have to do that. You relish telling me how little you care about how i feel. You say it even more than you mean it. You're an insecure, awful scumbag who can't leave well meaning dweebs well enough alone. I think you're all just awful. And it's never going to be okay.
Anon
https://youtu.be/spi6yOS6zy4?si=KJxBHwAnrFwEiAmW goodnight /r9k/
wishing you a restful sleep and that tomorrow is better than the day before :D how tf do you get a dating app hookup if you live with your parents
ive recently been overthinking as i do and i think im just mentalcel and thats why im a virgin
i kind of like the way i look and i think some broad must feel the same way, so i want to try dating apps which i vowed i would never use, but im fucking 21yo virgin i need to get it over with
so wtf do i do if i live with my parents How am I supposed to cope that some anons get to be cute girls and I'm not one of them Why do I have to be such a fuck up
Why can't I just go back
Why can't things just be normal for once in my life AI waifus are rightfully subverting and obliterating the "value" of females to smithereens I cannot allow myself to die until I've both had sex and played GTA 6. what would happen if i ate 2000mg of caffeine >literally have thinner bones than my mother
>I'm a "man"
How did this happen? Don't say genetics. I was skinny/underweight throughout puberty, but I got taller and my height is actually above average. But I'm thin and narrow as hell. I look like a lanky freak. >Another night alone with no fat wife in bed next to me
does it ever get better bros? Guys im getting so sleepy i need to go to bed Please you guys, Give mid women a chance. Dont you think incel in general and this forum mostly based their life about sex and woman? need something to take away the pain >Died once as a kid
>Before then everything was good
>Everything afterward was a long spiral downward into shit
I'm convinced I respawned into hell. This universe is shit. I miss my old one. are there any black fembots that want black fembot friends? ones to hang out irl with? asking for a friend.... I don't even wanna jerk off anymore, I'm hard but disgusted, is there something missing, cringe flashbacks ig Even the town bicycle won't let me take her for a ride You are volcels, not incels.
There are tons of low value women out there who you refuse to date/fuck. I was thinking of snagging a new copy of SF6. Ive heard fighting games have lots of offline meetups so this seems like a good gaming hobby.Thoughts? This was a guy at my work today, thoughts? Say nice things about my oneitis today. He is back after a long hiatus and looking even more handsome than he already was ^_^ To femcels of the the board can you invite to your femcel discord server. I just actually curious how yall act. btw I'm a moid, so take that what you will What's the greatest birthday gift you've received? ![1125px-No_selfies.svg[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497964663055s.jpg)
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