Board: /qa/
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Welcome to /qa/ - Question & Answer.
This is a board for the discussion of meta topics and … other things.
Outside of meta, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here. where do you lean and why? >write something
>click "Post"
>this thread has been pruned or deleted i'm going to see how many days without flushing will it take until i have to call a plumber. Any guesses? Which country do you live in and what do you think about your police? Why does 4chan think politics only exist in the real world? Why can't we discuss politics on /v/ when politics are constantly being shoved into vidya? Huh? Why? >tfw been sober of /pol/ since 2018
>have gradually been going back since these past few days 
So I just moved into my new apartment, and I had to stay up until like 4 AM unpacking things, when I suddenly heard "KILL YOURSELF JUST PASSING THROUGH" as a true believer of ghosts I was honestly chilled to the bone at that moment. This ghost sounded very violent and angry so it obviously wanted me out of there. I heard the voice coming from the bathroom and I just had to check to make sure I wasn't becoming a schizo. I checked the bathroom, but there was nothing out of the ordinary until I heard a voice again say "SLIT YOUR THROAT" followed by some giggling. Literally every hair on the back of my neck stood up at that moment, so I ran out and locked myself in my car. I need to get to work tomorrow so I can't stay in here all night. The landlord never said anything about any deaths taking place in the apartment, he only warned me about how the walls were thin, but I don't think it was my neighbor because this is a very safe and peaceful area. Does anyone know what I should do? I'm too terrified to go back in there by myself. I'm constantly at thread limit and it takes too long for shit to get archived on this board. /qa/, what would you do if you were a janitor or a mod on here? What do you think of /pol/? Do you browse it?
For me I'm their worst enemy, I'm the type of person they have nightmares about. When George Floyd told his first lie to the cops it was to do with having claustrophobia and therefore not being able to get into the cop car.
The cops knew this was a lie because they had just seen him sitting in his own car.
When he told his 2nd lie though this would trigger a riot and cost many lives. Because the people looking at the footage on social media didn't know it was a lie.
The cop knew it was a lie because he had some understanding of the physiology of human necks.
Have I succinctly answered all of your questions liberals? Can you go back to reddi.t now? For me? 10 times, half fuck jannies, other half off topic. >go to /jp/
>every thread is a general "Error: Our system thinks your post is spam."
getting this on a thread I want to create on /a/ but I can't tell why:
>I feel like OnePiece is claiming the "pirate" genre all for itself but it actually doesn't really play much with most of the pirate tropes.
>Do you know any decent priate manga? And maybe a good western/cowboy manga too? I don't mind if it's full of stereotypes
what is the problem here? I AM A /V/ MOD I MUST LET THIS THREAD REACH BUMP LIMIT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>>/v/510687887
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) My father got mad at me for not drinking a bottle of water that he set beside me because I told him I hadn’t even finished the water bottles I’ve had the past few days. I am not a big fan of drinking water as you can tell. It really set him off and he thought I was being rude. I also like to categorize every single thing I collect & am bad at interacting with people. I’m a natural loner with no frens or gf irl. >Why yes, I use /qa/ as a blue /b/. How could you tell? Why does /v/ and /h/ resize their images on a mobile browser? why wont the 4chan creator apply a sitewide N-word filter in respect for black lives how do i make a good thread on /qa/? Why do /pol/tards get angry when liberals spout their opinions in a thread? Do they not see the irony in the situation? Why are /vg/ mods so fucking braindead? I got banned three fucking times in a row for stupid reasons, but they start to cry when people spam boards!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! eceleb faggotry streamer thread still up over 6 hours later
>>>/v/510908310 ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.
Previous thread: >>3240188 How long can a rangeban possibly go on for?
It’s retarded /lit/ was mentioned in the new Pedogate II documentary video by Mouthy Buddha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvAUa1FcvDk
/lit/ is mentioned/shown at 12:49
Do we share this board with filthy pedos? Are you prepared for the Chinese Century? 
this board is the biggest waste of space on this whole shitty website, and its saying something. You got weebs who were too autistic for even /a/ and /jp/ to fit in, and on their forefront is the baby talking tard who is forcing a shitty cringeass children's anime down everyone's throat. Then you have those stupid pedos who pretend to only be posting cunny "ironically" but everyone knows they are fapping their micropenises to the disgusting loli and shots when no one is watching. The "creative" threads are filled with deluded assholes who think their babbys first paint.exe drawings or generic crap made in a cracked fl studio have any worth whatsoever when it's just a waste of time. The whole "community" poses as some kind of an OC factory but for fucks sake, when was the last time something actually good and funny came out of /s4s/? Yes, I'm calling it /s4s/ because that's the way all boards are called, I dont care about their little attempt at being cute. But you know what the worst thing is? Everything in that board is being posted under a thin veil of "niceness" which is the most brain numbing, cancerous thing I have ever seen on this website. Fuck /s4s/, I demand it deleted now. Will you sign it, /v/? Will you save /v/ and her native people? Use this thread for testing various things. Pay no attention to the content of the posts.
Resources:
http://desktopthread.com/tripcode.php
https://www.isthisthingon.org/unicode/
Previously >>3239652 Do you burn churches in America? Are mods and jannies in hibernation?
Why is every board /pol-lite/ with 0 moderation? Whats the name of the guy from banner pic related? Kind find his website anymore, please help me out! Hello,
I'm looking to write a paper on Internet subcultures and the Alt-right, and I was wondering what the proper procedure is for citing a 4chan post. I am using MLA format. If any 4chan staff or users could respond, I would greatly appreciate it. Why does he get a free pass to ruin threads? Online video games are now interrupting gameplay to shove political messages in your face.
Has the "politics don't belong on /v/" argument finally been destroyed for good? Any retards who somehow still believe it? Explain yourselves. How can i watch webms with an iphone 11?....my old app won’t work I guess i underpaid . what happens now? do they send my coinerinos back or what? What is the worst board on this site? Who among here has thousands of pics of unnamed modals and amatures - file names that makes no sense - no categorization what so ever. randomly downloaded but too good to delete. How do we organize these? Who was in the wrong here? Why can't we discuss Ballmasterz on /co/ ?
It's a fucking American cartoon, yet our thread got put on autosage
>>>/co/115435056 close /pol/ to support BLM What's the big deal about being gay?
It's not like you'll attracting women anytime soon. >Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse What is the greatest most significant question ever answered by /qa/? How do humans find jobs? I mean like actually. How does it work? Why do jannies on /pol/ delete /rwb/ and related threads on the spot while shitstains like /ptg/ are allowed to stay up? Not just shitposts but like significant events here Should discussion of these shows be allowed on /tv/? So how are revisionists going to cope with this one? Why are images from 4channel worksafe boards now hosted on is2.4chan.org instead of i.4cdn.org? If your country is blocking 4chan, then you most likely can't open a lot of the images on 4channel unless you're on a vpn or if they have the i.4cdn url. old good
new bad
simple as 
For me, you know, it's the skinny bitches, but what I like particularly is, first, they got subtle curves and feminine features that come primarily from skeletal and muscular structures, not the lard like what fat bitches got which actually hides these aforementioned subtle feminine markings. Second: skinny bitches have tight tummies, and, like I said before, if you're familiar with the fine details of females, you know down near the groinal region they got pelvic bones and, in the legs, bones and muscles and I'm sure other ligaments. Additionally, they got, positioned north of the real naughty bits, the mons pubis, which basically is a slight fatty prominence which, if the lady is lean, can be quite conspicuous. Now, like I said, the tummy is tight, so this mound exists entirely as not fatass lard but, essentially, an extension of the vulva and probable hint of fertility. Anyway, she got all these features, and, basically they're landmarks which, in the right position, catch your eye and speak to you, saying, like, "wow, all these things really add up and I sure am looking at a breedable human who I should hang around and bond with," not like what you see with fat bitches, and it's just so pleasing, not only from a purely sexual point of view but, frankly, as a work of art.
This is why I like some of the pornography that comes out of Japan. You see, I don't know if it's just culture or if genetics are a big part of it, but the bitches there are not commonly fat. They may be lacking in the mammary department at times, but I honestly don't care as long as the clearly feminine nipples are present. That's not to say that I dislike the well-endowed ladies, but, basically, the size of the breast is not at all important to me. is there any other decent forums out there aside from this shithole?
ones that are atleast decently active
i constantly think about "oh well if this goes to shit i can just go to these other forums"
but then nothing comes to mind when i think about "these other forums" 
Relationshit advice anons. So I've been crushing on a friend of mine for almost 10 years now. We've been communicating in some form or another daily for the last 2 years and we live very far away from one another now. I never made a move years ago when we were hanging out because they were in a relationship and I was having an off and on thing with a now long gone ex of mine.
I think about them all the time now. ALL THE TIME. We have the similar values and morals. We have similar expectations of what we want to accomplish for ourselves in the future. Not to mention I am the most attracted to this person. Like, holy fuck, I want to climb them like a tree.
I also respect our friendship and value it greatly. I'm so scared to ever come to terms with how I feel to them and lose their friendship. Rejection sucks, but that's something I could get over. I just feel very foolish for it being 2 years of what I thought would pass but just grows stronger. I know we live far apart, and that doesnt make things impossible but it adds to my feeling foolish, like it was never meant to be.
Is this foolish? Should I just get a grip and move on, or work up the courage someday soon and let my feelings be known?
Tldr; mad crushing on good friend for 10 years. More so the last couple years as we have gotten closer. Could be love? Live like 3k miles away. Values friendship. Scared to confront, dont want to lose friend if they think I'm fucking bonkers. Global Rule 18 - Political discussion outside of /pol/ Work as a writer for a law firm (I am seriously overpaid). Move my work folder onto a new secure hard drive and delete the folder from my unsecure hard drive using Eraser
https://eraser.heidi.ie/
Later on I open up my work folder and realize it's still on my unsecure hard drive. Check to make sure that my work folder is on my secure hard drive, it is.
So what the holy fuck did I just erase? WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST ERASE?!?!?!?! 4chan sucks
edgy politics and forced meme spam does not make a website good >YOU WILL NEVER BELONG HERE Does anyone have the code you search on go.gle that tells you a schematic on mind control that's not M.k.Ultra? Its starts with B56 if I'm not wrong Based on your prime childhood era here (age 5-12), are you Gen X, Millennial, or Zoomer? Why didn't you vote him in when you had the chance? >typing up long post
>finish after 10 mins
>"specific thread does not exist' What's the point of keeping /pol/ around if it doesn't contain anything? How many of you ever visited /wsg/, /adv/ or /t/? why do i never see this guy as a pic on 4chan much anymore? used to be frequent in 2011/12ish We’re sorry to say that starting this coming Saturday, we’ll have to press pause on JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure for a bit. There have been Coronavirus related delays with getting us the dub. However, we have a consolation prize we think you might enjoy: we’re happy to announce that Christy Karacas’s anime homage series “Ballmastrz: 9009” will make its Toonami debut this Saturday at 2am! Christy is a huge anime fan, and it shows in this gorgeously animated series. We’re going to be starting with Season 1 episode 1. See if you can spot all the references! Full schedule below:
12:00AM – My Hero Academia
12:30AM – Paranoia Agent
01:00AM – Mob Psycho
01:30AM – Black Clover
02:00AM – Ballmastrz: 9009
02:30AM – Naruto: Shippuden Please bring back /l/ and /sm/ How the FUCK do i get OBS to run on my laptop? Laptop is using Nvidia.
Already tried the usual "change yer grafix setting to integrated" stuff. What are your thoughts on the current state of /qa/? /co/ has its share of problems like any other board, but this is something else entirely. For months, of not going on years now, a single shitposting autist has stirred up more drama than thought possible. This guy is so frequent and repetitive, we’ve actually made it a science identifying him instantly. He’s been banned from CBR, Reddit, and god knows where else because of his autism regarding Doctor Doom, Namor, Hawkman, and Harley Quinn. He spams threads, makes the same insane rants quoting people who don’t exist, and has single-handedly dropped the entire board quality.
And yet mods do NOTHING. It’s the same song and dance, he shits up the board, causes infighting, acting like an overall obsessive cunt, and mods don’t crack down on his ass. Ask anyone on /co/, they’ll tell you about this shit and him. He’s not hard to spot either, so what’s the damn deal? Ban him already. Why do black lives matter, but fighting for democracy in hong kong does not? >Lol, Lmao
Oldfag
>Kek, Top Kek
Election Tourist
>Ayy, Ayy lmao
2014 newfag
>XD, :D
Memer, Old internet
>I cachinnate
/a/utist What's the oldest active archive of any board?
The earliest I've seen is only 2011 its funny how fucked up the moderation on this website is
>someone makes a thread on some board with any topic with a girl and some animal
>YOU JUST KNOW shouts the anon
>thread gets derailed
>thread gets deleted op gets banned >There are people on 4chan in 2020 that don't know who Marty is post vocaroos itt
let's hear the voices of /qa/ Don't you think schizos are so so cute? Don't mind me, just seeing if I'm shadow banned for some gay reason Hello, can I get an answer as to why this image gets me a 3 day warning when I posted it on /sp/? Then I get a warning reason stating this
>Off-topic; all images and discussion should pertain to sports.
How is Kobe Bryant not sports? Deleting this is honestly racism by the mod team. Pedos beware, Anonymous is coming for you Threads like this are being spammed on /v/ in an attempt to justify mods deleting threads about videogame companies. >report thread the second afer I post my response calling him a retard
>janny deletes thread before anon can respond
>win argument
It hurts to be this BASED >set up filters
>people still fuckin reply to those filtered messages making me mouse over them out of curiosity
what the fuck is up with this good for nothing 4chanX ? how do i filter replys to filtered messages? Why are tanned girls so hot? Is there any bigger meme in terms of modern sexuality than the bullshit they now term "asexuality"? Half these bitches (and its always women) who claim to be "asexual" are not even asexual, they just are incredibly picky and disgusted by most men and use "asexuality" as a socially acceptable excuse to just wait around til their Prince Charming comes along. Remove this cancer from my horse board you faggots. I sure Hiroyuki's restaurant stays in business during these tough and uncertain times. How would /g/ automate the moderation of 4chan(nel) ? You cunts banned all aussies on 4G from making threads.
Fucking faggots. Does anyone else pause through still frames and slow fap to their waifu on every frame where she appears? Do you find stuff like this hot? Anyone know any stories/websites with smut fiction where girls get fucked by demons or tentacles or whatever and get turned into demon girls? Know of literotica, hentaifoundry and archiveofourown(this one has a bit too much gay shit) Oh, the ironing...
Modern 4chan really is a joke, isn't it? Stop sending threads to /bant/. Is this board still needed? someone needs another reminder
also FUCK SPINOFF NIGGERS Saw this one posted on a different chan. Apparently, not only is samefagging against the rules, but it also violates Global Rule 3...somehow.
What other bans have you seen that are complete and total nonsense? How do we stop the coomer problem? They dump coombait pictures in threads rather than talking about the subject. Worse yet, they dump pictures not even related to the topic of the thread. Ok we are having a great issues with the new jannies, they keep deleting post from on topic threads and acting bias, 3 dragon ball thread are always up at any given moment, shitposting and generals, and autosaging threads they don’t like this shit gotta stop Hey mods let me post on /qst/ again, this IP range block fucking sucks. >take a shower
>feel nice and clean
>look at myself in the mirror and get aroused
>jerk off 6 times in a row over the course of 2 hours
>now i feel slimy and nasty and have to shower again
why does this always happen my /qa/ spirit: you'll never break it >Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Let’s play a game of “guess the board” do you want to overthrow the bourgeoisie with me anon-kun? Where the fuck else am I supposed to post cum town/podcast/YouTube shit if not for /tv/? I know mods are cherry picking my shit while keeping other off topic threads alive so don't deny it. Either you create a board for YouTube/podcasts or you stop deleting threads with fucking actors in them. Hello Chinese bots board. Where did Human posters go? How do we solve the /int/ problem?
Most boards on 4channel have decent or good moderation. If you go on /r9k/ or /jp/ and you dox people, you will get banned. If you go on /a/ and post excessively about Trump and his politics, you will get banned. If you go on /fit/ and you start ranting about how black people are ruining America, you will get banned.
But on /int/, everything goes, as long as you post in the language-specific threads, like /fr/, /deutsch/, etc..
These threads are full of politics, racism, doxxing, irrelevant catchphrases and copypasta, ironic shitposting, complaining about 4chan and its staff, avatar posting, and much more. How do the mods plan to bring about total collapse of this system? Tens of millions need to die Change Gotham for /co/ and corrupt leaders for waifufaggots. I just got a new phone with a BIG screen ()
Could you pls recommend me some apps I can download/read manga on? When do you draw the line between relevant politics discussion in a hobby board and a /pol/bait ? >warned over ironic shitposting
>I wasn't being ironic P: 0 other user on this page
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