Board: /qa/
"/qa/ - Question & Answer" is 4chan's imageboard for question and answer threads.
Welcome to /qa/ - Question & Answer.
This is a board for the discussion of meta topics and … other things.
Outside of meta, this board has no specific theme and you are free to be yourself! Please note all global rules are in-force here. Do you guys think /bant/ is doing fairly well, or a failed board? >Unironically stop making threads and take the fucking meds already, you deluded schizoid. I've been NEET longer than most of the users of this site have been alive. >This Home Page Is Under Construction Seriously, how does he do it? Boy, /qa/ sure has a lot of Simpsons threads today. Rangeban Americans. They represent 99% of the cancer on 4chan. Get fucking rid of them already. This is a Japanese website, they shouldn't be allowed to post here. They shouldn't be allowed to exist. Why do waifufags spam posts with pics. of their waifus?
I do understand this behavior. Hell-- I don't understand the point of image dumping in general. 
>AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>smacks lips profusely
>SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
>SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
>SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
>AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
>U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
>HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth and smacks lips
>AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
>SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
>HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
>WE GON BE
>dindu.nuffins
>FINNA WE GON BE
>sucks air through teeth
>AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
>pulls up sagging pants
>SO WE GON BE
>instinctively looks around for police
>SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
>SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
>SO WE GON BE
>shouts at movie theater screen
>SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
>AYYYOO SOM FINA
>sets down cotton bale
>HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
>WE GON BE
>throws gang sign
>SOM FINNA
>swings from basketball hoop
>WE GON BE
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
>SOM FINNA
>participates in a drive-by shooting
>HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to Islam
>U SAYING WE GON BE
>repeated World Star yelling in the background
>SOM FINNA
>sells crack
>That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
>Rolls a blunt
>AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL >PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET ITT: interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on the boards you visit.
Brand New Board: /mp/ - Monkeys' Paw - edition
Previous thread: >>3350018 What are /qa/'s unironic thoughts on Israel? Feet/armpit threads were always okay. Mine got nuked today because some pedo posted there picture of a girl that was probably like 16 and I reported him. But since then all of them get nuked instantly. What is going on? Do girls see boys as attractive as boys see girls? >anons shitpost 16 hours a day for free
>jannies clean it up 16 hours a day for free
why do we do this to each other >report a post I don't like
>it gets deleted We still going to keep pretending that stormfaggotry is the problem with /pol/ these days and not low iq normies and reddit boomers treating the internet like real life serious business and demanding everyone be like them? >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO TAKE YOUR MEDICATION SWEETIE THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD AREN'T REAL AND THE MAN IN THE MIRROR IS JUST A REFLECTION!!!! DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF AGAIN PLEASE WE'RE BEGGING YOU TO JUST TAKE THE MEDS WE DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU GO THROUGH THIS AGAIN PLEASE Anyone else banned for posting on-topic threads? Mods are so cringe. What's gonna be /tv/'s buzzword of 2020? >EAT THE BUGS
>WEAR THE MASK
>GET THE VACCINE
>TRACK AND TRACE
>DON'T OWN A CAR
>LIVE IN URBAN SPRAWL
>PAY YOUR RENT
>MARRY OUTSIDE YOUR RACE
>DON'T HAVE CHILDREN UNLESS THEY'RE MIXED RACE
>WATCH APPROVED MEDIA
>HOLD APPROVED OPINIONS
>BUY USELESS PRODUCTS
>BE SELFISH
>BE HEDONISTIC
>GET STD'S
>CENSOR WRONGTHINK
>STERILIZE THE INTERNET
>GET A VASECTOMY Why is /po/ still a thing? Could I pretty please have a /kr/ - Korean Kulture board?
Kpop general on /mu/ has more traffic than the rest of /mu/ combined! Why does the /tv/ mod ban you for starting threads about TV comedian Brian "Limmy" Limmond's Twitch stream? What exactly is Trump's plan for reelection? I'm confused how it works. memes aside, why do a lot of guys open their mouths for photos? >this is going a bit far, dont you think? >basedjack quote meme
I never really see this meme outside of /tv/. What is it about /tv/ that attracts the most mentally ill (based) posters? >got warned for saying ROFL
why >hides your threads
nothing personal, soijack posters :) >WEAR THE MASK
>GET THE VACCINE
>TAKE YOUR ((((MEDS))))
>STAY AT HOME Y'ALL
>SECOND WAVE
>PREP THE BULL
>BLACK LIVES MATTER
>GET THE VASECTOMY
>CONSUME MEDIA >Video too long (video: 557478165086.208s, max: 300s) >everyone is gay for bridget 
1. Do not talk about /b/
2. Do NOT talk about /b/
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it.
23. Cock goes in here.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.
29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo.
40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays, which also have AIDS).
41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
44. The internet is not your personal army.
45. Rule 45 is a lie.
46. The cake is a lie.
51. Longcat is looooooooooong.
54. Moot has cat ears, even in real life. No exceptions.
56. Don't mess with football.
58. Anonymous does not "buy", he downloads.
66. This is not lupus, it's SPARTAAAAAAAAAA.
67. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor.
69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?
70. Also, cocks.
71. This is a showdown, a throwdown, hell no I can't slow down, it's gonna go.
74. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, Anonymous would have been married a long time ago.
76. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.
77. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/. >>3368880
>>LOOK GUYS!!! I QUOTED HIM IN A SEPERATE THREAD >>>/a/207117761
>/a/ is still a high quality board ITT: we write a letter to Hiroyuki Nishimura (the owner of 4chan) 1 word at a time
I'll start:
Dear, How much longer do you think 4chan is going to be around?
I get the strong feeling we are living in the end times. The site can't be very lucrative anymore and the general quality of everything here takes an exponential dip every year. Since /pol/ is a right wing safe space and we can't discuss our support for Biden there without facing differing opinions, lets start a Biden General here on /qa/.
So what's the plan?
How can we make sure that /ourpedo/ wins?
Do we need meme magic or should we focus on muh Drumpf? I am 34 and have been married for 10 years, have two daughters one 8 one 6. I have sex with my wife frequently and there are no problems between us BUT recently I’ve been flirting with a girl at work ten years younger than me. She’s pretty cute and now we’ve escalated to sharing nudes (I’ve shown her some dick pics and a small video of me fucking my wife doggy) and she’s shown me pretty much everything including a video of her masturbating.
She has a boyfriend, I have a wife, I’m absolutely sure neither of us want anything other than sex, but should I fuck her /tv/? This might be my last chance to get prime 24 year old pussy. I’m chill and won’t feel guilty if it’s just a few times, and I’m certain she’s not the type to get attached. If we both enter this looking just to fuck is there really a problem? >receive an unjustly ban
>evade
>receive a justly ban
>dont evade
anyone else So are cropped porn allowed on /v/ or nah?
Thread is up for the past 12 hours. I've posted less NSFW pictures that's not cropped with no cum and I've been banned before. Actual, in game images. Not cropped porn with cum. Ok janny listen here, I know you are a new fag and think 4chan is a website to discuss certain topics and that's only partially true, it's a website to share art related to those topics and lyrics/songs are art so quit fucking deleting them, we got the last janny fired and you are quickly on your way out also if this keeps up seems like that would resolve a metric shitload of samefagging and trolling.
is it because 4chins takes bribes from shadow corporations to shill under the guise of individual anonymity? Why does this board attract so much mental illness edition >retard put a bot in the thread
>off topic conversations regarding boy puss
>off topic conversations regarding politics for no reason
>race baiting 24/7
>russians and other Europeans spamming in chicken scratch
clean it up Question - what's the point of this board? Is it just a place where basedjak spammers can post basedjak threads without getting banned or something? remember, no posting comic book characters on /co/, only off-topic posts and political arguments are allowed 
Is the splitting of boards a concerted effort from (((games journalists))) or at least someone hired by Big Vidya (tm) to attempt to make the boards more split and less populated? One of the biggest moves that destabilized some great discussion on /pol/ was the advent of /news/ which I feel split the amount of people actively engaging on the board.
Video games as a subject now has /v/, /vg/, /vp/, /lgbt/, /vmg/, and /vrpg/
This is SIX whole boards just for the discussion of video games. There is absolutely no need for this. I believe this is being done as a divide and conquer method set up by people who either have infiltrated the structure of 4chan in some way and influenced decisions, or have been pressuring those who have these positions. Before you call me a schizo and tell me to medicate, how far off is this from that crazy deer tranny who infiltrated twitch and has a whole profile about her on the ADL that promotes her as some sort of revolutionary paragon of justice handing out the fresh tranny cock to "le ebil right wing bideo game nazis"? I would say this kind of thing is in the same league and most likely is just as realistic. The end goal is probably to make goy2goy communication less frequent without a subversive jew in the middle directing the flow of conversation. If conversation flows to fast it can't be influenced as well by outside forces as you would see threads go back and forth too quickly for them to sink their greasy tendrils into.
the state of /v/ is atrocious. after this most recent split I have seen threads that last two entire days stay alive. this is not the nature of this board, it is artificial. EPIC ..........RAP......... BATTLES.........OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!
SOIJAK!
VERSUS
GIGACHAD!
bbbbbbbBBBBBBBBEGIN this is the (non)secret existence of derpi crop retards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLQpyhJmTO8
AND PEOPLE STILL THINK LEE IS IN THE WRONG >>3366843
>Unironically stop making threads and take the fucking meds already, you deluded schizoid. How do I stop captcha from entering 5 time refresh and never ending fading images?
Didn't have this problem often, but now I moved to degoogled phone and use a browser that blocks trackers, fingerprinting, crypto, third party cookies and ads.
For some reason captcha keeps the never ending spam.
Is there a particular cookie necessary to stop this?
I cleared everything on this browser and captcha is still unbearable. >kike
>commie
>tranny
>leftist
>liberal
>socialist
>traitor
>shitskin
>chink
>JIDF
>poorfag
>marxist
>cuck
>sjw
>degenerate
>scum
>schlomo
>pedo
>eurocuck
>shill
>glowie
>gungrabber
>canuck
>subhuman i keep getting banned from /tv/ for saying nigger. why is this allowed? on new years eve 2017, I made and posted the original soyjak
ITT you can thank me for my contribution to this board's culture Is it true that watching CGDCT anime exclusively and playing gachas and JRPGs with only cute girls in them and larping on 4chan as a cute anime girl will eventually give you gender dysphoria and make you wanna transition into a girl yourself? Ads are clawing back, who else is experiencing it? What would be an appropiate board to discuss BDSM? Will you please have sex already? >Hiro Approved Meta Thread
>Please bring back /l/ and /sm/
>Why was I banned?
>4chan happenings
>Feet
>Do you have a question?
>Based Ben Does It Again
>Delete /pol/
>Remove my rangeban
>Soijack
>Stonetoss
>Sneed
>Consider passu
>Lee bait
>Test thread
Did I miss anything? >By having an increasing number of diverse and quality contributors, 4chan becomes more unique, interesting, and enjoyable to use.
https://www.4channel.org/faq you can't keep this up forever dumb mods what the fuck actually happened to sci?
it has been raped by /pol/tards and nothing is currently being done about this bullshit!
>>>/sci/11997292
>>>/sci/11977464
>>>/sci/11997199
>>>/sci/11996537
what the are the jannies doing? seriously, what the fuck? Can a person survive eating, shitting, and having sex at the same time? What is that called? Anyone who has ate while blumpkin is qualified to answer as well. Thank you Was it just forgettable?
Why doesn’t /a/ talk about this series anymore?
(Actually... I think lots of talk of The Promised Neverland has quietly died down.)
If Shirai was allowed to have full control on how he wanted his series to go... do you think it would have done as well like in the “Escape arc” and “Goldy Pond”) Too bad that the editor influenced the series far too much.
Would it have been “Neon Genesis Evangelion” kind of good because of its storytelling?
What does /a/ think?
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There is going to be a new chapter for The Promised Neverland for when the Exibition happens.
Seems like they are going to live with the old man. This chapter will have 19 pages.
Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/thepromisedneverland/comments/i4nazb/manga_there_will_be_a_19p_special_chapter_for_the/
Photo 1: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eet2OJjU4AAB1H9.jpg
Photo 2: http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eet2OJhUMAA4UHP.jpg Why are you still using illegal sites, anons? Have you no shame? I just noticed you cant report a post on /qa/ for being off-topic. This board truly is Worksafe Random. >you have been banned from /tv/ for the following reason:
>replying to off-topic garbage on /tv/ >inform soijak faggots that you would give them a painful death should their identity ever be disclosed
>they just post another soijak and quote your message
What is this lack of fear they show? Anyone else having problem successfuly posting but the posts don't show up at all? Been happening to me for the past three weeks, first I thought I was banned but sometimes the posts do show up. You should ban wojak (especially soijak) and frogposting for a week. The people who post those things are so mentally weak that they'll fuck off back off site and think it's permabanned and as its a temporary thing, it doesn't affect people's general abilities while putting the brakes on the clearly off-site sourced attempts to destroy and atomise this site and various boards. SNEEDIN ALIVE
SNEEDIN ALIVE 
What would you guys think about a music-making and audio board?
All the arguments for it:
https://pastebin.com/ZHXhfRZw (embed)
TL;DR:
There's a huge interest around the site for the different aspects of music making.
Instrument-playing, composition, singing, production, audio engineering, sound design, acoustics, equipment, etc.
We can only have these discussions in generals.
Said generals are mostly on /mu/ (mainly /prod/) and it sucks because you can't have a proper discussion on /mu/ or in wide topic generals.
/prod/ sucks because it's mostly beginners and shitposting so everyone else has no reason to lurk.
Music-making threads that aren't general are actually pretty active so there's definitely interest outside of them.
Generals on /mu/ have to compete with a ton of music-listening threads, so if they don't reach the bump limit in a short time due to having every topic in one thread, they get bumped off the catalog in no time.
Because of this, the rare time one wants to discuss a non-beginner topic, the post won't be online long enough for the other rare knowledgeable posters to see it.
Everything is in one thread so all it takes is one shitposter or animated discussion to derail ALL music-making discussions.
Some things that are normal in music-making communities are almost impossible to do in a general.
Things like collaborative projects, production challenges, resource sharing, etc. would have their own threads and the time they need before drowning in a sea of shitposting like they do in /mu/.
Boards for way less popular topics already exist.
A music-making one wouldn't even be among the slowest.
It just makes sense to move /mu/ to the "Interests" category and put a new music-making one under "Creative".
It's certainly worth at least making a trial board to see how it goes. It would be too good not to at least try.
Just send a quick line at https://www.4channel.org/feedback (Board Suggestion) saying that you'd like a music making and audio board. Chuck em'
P.S. Soijak welcome! 
I am 18 and live alone with my mother. For the past few months when she's been at work I've been taking her panties and using them to masturbate, finishing inside them and putting them back without cleaning them. About a week ago she asked me if she knew why her panty drawer was open when she got home the other day and "I know I haven't worn them all but they're dirty, did you mix up the laundry?", By the way she asked i know she knows. The day after I came directly on her pillow and left it to see what would happen. She asked me why there was a spot on her pillow. I shrugged. She dropped it.
The next day she came home from a party extremely drunk, wearing a bikini, and still wet from her friends pool. I was laying in my bed and she came in and layed down next to me. She was rambling about "you like your mother right anon? I'm a good mom right?" And stuff like that. I told her she annoys me some times but yes I like her. She laid there for a bit before getting up and leaving.
Today, my mother took me to Hooters after her shift (which is weird cuz we never go there) and during the meal she asked very casually if I wanted to sleep in her bed tonight.
How do I go about making it happen anons? Do I just cuddle up and start grabbing? Pso2 f2p is playable ? i am planning to play with someone but i don't wanna commit for mmorpg and its dlc quite expensive for me. without dlc what can i miss ?
If the person i play with has dlc would i be bother for them ? Why does this board still exist? Historians consider Ronald Reagan the most successful Neoliberal politician. Do you consider Ronald Reagan a neoliberal? Is there a site that catalogs 4chan bans, even the small 24h bans etc? Desuarchive has stopped recording them and I remember there was one with an obsure name like 4chxy(?) but I can't seem to find it. Is there such a site anymore? >mfw some faggot called me reddit for reporting things
>does the mistake of saying the n-word
>I get that faggot banned
Daily reminder to report trash threads and posts that ruin your board. What is wrong with Trump supporters? u-uuuwaaa~ OmO i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O a-a-am i gonna get mpreggers now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimother >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibortion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucccwie-wucie? O////< p-perhaps i c-could offer him my tasty boimilk uwu o-or m-maybe i'll ask if he will accept a pint of my sticky boisyrup instead UwU Left was up for 15 minutes and was then deleted. Right has been up all day.
Exactly the same thread except J was replaced with W. This thread will last till 2021 >Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
Why? >Error: You can not make more then three threads at once >Let's raid /qa/ with schizoposts >WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY DOG YOU FUCKING FREAK >Unironically stop making threads and take the fucking meds already, you deluded schizoid. >(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) >Comment too long. Click here to view the full text. >Original was one, complete package
>Sequel is chopped up in DLCs, preorder bonuses & expansions
Why do so many games do this? >PRIVATE PROPERTY. NO TRESPASSING! Who has the most based posters? Sneed, soijak, Pepe, or chad? >Um, that's a major yikes from me, dude. Big oof. Let's unpack this and get you to a psychiatrist. Why is it that out of all the memes, schizos chose to take over Wojak? Is there such a thing as too much freedom and if there is where do you draw the line? is it gay to shave your whole body and set up multiple mirrors so you can see yourself from every angle and fap to your own body? How do YOU keep in touch with your /qa/ friends? There will never be /veg/ - Videogames EverQuest board will there? Hypixelin server in minecraft for bedrock or java ? I am planning to play mc with some grill, she said she plays in hypixelin does versions matter or not ? What do you think about GFUEL? So that's it? You just repeat what someone says and the discourse is over? What New Boards do you think 4chan could use and what is a good reason for creating such a board?
What are boards that are just useless/served their time and are just taking up space or through their existence having a negative effect on other boards by splitting userbase etc. >top thread
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why are /his/ tranny jannies so fearful of black men? >make single reply in a "movies with this feel" post on /tv/
>3 day vacation from all boards
what makes /tv/ mods so uniquely incompetent? An Hiro blease split my slow board into two super slow boards because I hate some small group of faggots Is there a good reason as to why Janitors are unpaid? I have no idea what threads are okay to post in at /tv/ Create /as/: shounen containement board, these ugly one piece and bnha posts are really killing /a/ P: 0 other user on this page
