Board: /biz/
"/biz/ - Business & Finance" is 4chan's imageboard for the discussion of business and finance, and cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Dogecoin.
This board is for the discussion of topics related to business, economics, financial markets, securities, currencies (including cryptocurrencies), commodities, etc -- as well as topics relating to starting and running a business.
Discussions of government policy must be strictly limited to economic policies (fiscal and monetary). Discussions of a political nature should be posted on >>>/pol/. Global Rule 3 is also obviously in effect.
Note: /biz/ is NOT a place for ADVERTISING or SOLICITING. Do NOT use it to promote your business, ventures, or anything you may have an interest in. Anything that looks remotely like advertising or soliciting will be removed. Begging/asking (including tipping) for cryptocurrencies or asking for money/capital is also strictly forbidden. 
You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).
In an effort to address the spam, we're trialing a new system: email verification. To post on /biz/ you will need to verify your email address using this link: https://sys.4chan.org/signin
When you submit your email address, you will receive an automated email containing a verification link.
After this email has been sent, your email address will be purged from our servers. We will not retain long-term records of your email address.
Clicking the verification link in the email will permit you to post normally. The verification link is valid for 24 hours.
You will need to accept 4chan cookies for the verification process to function.
4chan Pass users are not required to verify their email address using this system.
The goal of this new system isn't to eliminate spam and shilling entirely; no system is perfect and perfect is the enemy of good. The goal of this system is to reduce the ease with which bad actors can spam the board, such that the mods and janitors can deal with the remaining spam more effectively.
While this new system is not yet in effect, the email verification page is available now, and verification will be required within the next few days. Please bear with us as with any new system there will likely be bugs and other unanticipated problems. We'll try to solve any such problems as quickly as possible. What is this pattern called? One dude holds 10% in ihob.
Yall
Gonna get dumped on. Many people are saying the crypto market will explode after this BTC halving, but nothing happens? I'm no longer interested in the hype news. Screw it. This is why you don't let women handle money SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW THIS IS NOT A DRILL
CODE NIGGERSNEED
THIS IS A CODE NIGGERSNEED DeFi hacks drop in Q1 2024, but don't let your guard down. Choose your platforms wisely, or you'll get rekt. Are the pajeets gone?
Is this board usable now? Are you in? We're mooning >its a 'alts ride just under their 21 daily exponential moving average for a week episode' I don't see anything exciting happening in crypto, and I can't find the right opportunity. Plus, I'm broke to buy again. What the heck is going on? The disparity in pay between game developers and software engineers in big tech companies is ironic, as game development is often considered more challenging than roles in FAANG companies, yet game developers are paid significantly less than their counterparts in big tech. Despite the challenges and longer hours, game developers are predominantly staffed by US citizens, while big tech engineering positions are filled by foreign workers. If this is what Sergey looked like would you guys still buy Chainlink? Already have bitcoin, jasmy, datamine, neurai. Maybe i should buy some meme coins? kill jannies, behead jannies, roundhouse kick jannies into the concrete, slam dunk a jannie baby into the trash can, crucify filthy jannies, defecate into jannies food, launch jannies into the sun, stir fry jannies in a wok, toss jannies into active volcanoes, urinate into jannie’s gas tank, Judo throw jannies into a wood chipper, twist jannies heads off, report jannies to the IRS, karate chop jannies in half, curb stomp pregnant jannies, trap jannies in quicksand, Crush jannies in the trash compactor, liquify jannies in a vat of acid, eat jannies, dissect jannies, exterminate jannies in the gas chamber, stomp jannie skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate jannies in the oven, lobotomized jannies, mandatory abortions for jannies, grind jannie fetuses in the garbage disposal, drown jannies in fried chicken grease, vaporize jannies with a raygun, kick old jannies down the stairs, feed jannies to alligators, slice jannies with a katana. Do not try to trade crypto, time the market, or invest in shitcoins. I had over 30 btc a few years back and knew we would eventually go to new highs, reaching 100k and beyond, but I got greedy and thought I could outtrade the market. I repeatedly sold at what I thought were resistance levels, traded what I have for shitcoins, and am left with practically nothing now.
Trust me: do no trade, use leverage, or buy shitcoins. It's gambling. Do not go the route I did. I have nothing now because I was a greedy retard. Learn from my mistakes back to 10c hbrotherss and hsisters >bought at 73k
>sold at 59.7k
what should i do? sold my hbar stack right before the pump Fudders seemed to be ip hopping to bypass the previous spam prevention method of a few posts per IP. So how did this email verification thing kill it so fast? If they were able to IP hop, why couldn't they just have created new emails on the ips they were hopping around on. Its like five more clicks. I understand its extra work but they seemed to be dedicated 24 hour type spammers which has got to be nothing for them. Does anyone have an explanation?
Also that LPL chuddie pools closed shit stopped completely. Were they fudders or link shillers. I couldn't even tell kek. On one hand pools closed references fudders missing out on staking. On the other hand they were shilling STLink and it seemed more as an attempt to derail any genuine link discussion. >Hello Sir, I am calling in regards to your plumbing, would you be so kind as to tell your wife I will be there this week to clear her pipes-err your toilets pipes and shall arrive as soon as you leave for work this Wednesday. Thank you and I will forward the bill to you afterwards. 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>58422122
As always:
>sneed hedgies Heard a lot of KNS from 4chan. Thanks for sharing, somehow I was wondering if anyone could help me to setup a node. Wanted to set it up before mainnet and before altseason. Do U think it still makes sense or am I too late? Anyone able to calc the rewards+- for me if I run a node eventually with a Katana NFT if I am able to grab a cheap one. >tfw my networth is only 50% of what it was from the 2021 peak
what about you anon? How much must my net worth be to get an attractive woman to look at me like this? buy before friday, thats all lets use our collective brainwpower to guess what the fuck is bitcoin doing
what is this 66k stablecoin price? the market is not sure if some black swan will hit? scared of israel striking back? recession? government shit?
is this a good buy at the bottom of the next cycle post halving, or we are going to get fucked this summer to 42k? FUCK Remember this project from last week? The dev was a massive autist who couldn't help himself from fudding his own project and scaring away normies. The idea is genius though and APU is about to become the meme coin of the year. Dev was just too autistic to execute it properly. So we're reviving this project with a community takeover.
It's fully rugged at 2k maketcap so this is the literal bottom. What went wrong?
Time for Marv and Peepo yet? What's next? Anyone have any good failed small business stories? iExec has already been chosen by Vitalik, EEA, NVIDIA, and Intel.
Why are you going all-in on unknown AI projects? The answer has always been right in front of you. Come home, Oiler. Is 1B mc possible on election mania? I fell for this exact scam tweet and my entire wallet got drained. Why does elon allow this shit? Is there any way to report it? Does anyone on /biz/ know about how difficult it actually is to make it as an influencer, financially?
Like a short-form video content creator?
On youtube shorts or tiktok. how much money do you make? How difficult is it to build an audience? It's amazing you can say good things about Chainlink here again without getting bombarded by retard fuddies.
What's really cute is now you have a small handful of "fuddies" who got lemming'd by a 3rd world bot army and think it's still the thing to do.
Anyway, I think Chainlink is a pretty cool token. 
$2.5 Waiting Room Edition
>Why Gold?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Other rare metals)
more at: https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/
>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database
Previous Thread: >>58399609 >Sexless men are crashing the housing market
Fucking incels Yeah I’m thinking we’re back Day after the halving and Bitcoin maxis are in full cope mode. You love to see it
Finally conceding that Bitcoin base layer is cooked because of all the inscriptions, brc20, ordinals, runes clogging up the network. Layer 2 necessary for settlement
Mind you, Bitscam maxis have been attacking Ethereum for years with the same argument LMAO
Vitalik won
https://twitter.com/LynAldenContact/status/1781748713049702878 In the name of my holy light and your eightfold spirit amen please provide me some projects I know it's up but I think it's going higher. Just wondering what protocol is out there. Good places to buy Jewelry? I said V-shaped recovery, mother fucker
Now give me those base coin degen plays Imagine fomoing in with $220k and closing out for a loss of $89k. Brutal. NFT + erc20
Like BTC ordinals + runes on EVM.
Three projects broke 1M.
Marketplace coming soon.
Good narrative or trash? >HBAR SOARS
>up 50%
crypto is dead isn't it APOLOGIZE
I TRUST THIS MAN WITH MY LIFE
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Post your bags that you have acquired in the last two months of a short rise in the crypto market.
I'll start:
KNS on arbitrum
LOBO on Base
PWIF on Base
DUCK on Tonchain
Waiting for the next uprise of investors interest, holding the bags. Day 1006 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k >listening to a rich person explain private equity
>you have to be worth $10's of millions to even get access to the worst options
>they consistently outperform s&p500 growth by 3x or higher
>most of the options aren't even legal for poors to invest in, because the US Congress made it illegal to invest in unless you're already rich (yes seriously)
>the rich get richer 
Watching people lose money edition:
https://youtu.be/Hf2Foss8iXQ
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
http://dspace.vnbrims.org:13000/jspui/bitstream/123456789/1732/1/The_intelligent_investor%20%281%29.pdf
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com I am interested in taking out a personal loan to buy more bitcoin. I have already allocated the majority of my savings but I want to maximize my profit. Does anyone have any info on doing this?
online lenders like lightstream seem like the place to do this. whats the easiest and most profitable online business i can do with 250k? >SPEND TWELVE HOURS WATCHING THE NEW PAIRS ON SOLANA
>BUY RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>OVERLOOK THIS ONE RANDOM SHIT COIN FROM THREE HOURS AGO
>MOONS A MILLION PERCENT
>ENTIRE FUCKING DAY WASTED
FUCK ALL THE LOSERS WHO CREATE RUGS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT CHAIN. FUCK ALL THE LOSERS WHO USE BOTS TO MARK MY TRADES AND TRADE AROUND ME. FUCK SCAMMERS. FUCK THIS GAME. FUCK YOU.
>fed file, case number#0346545756-a 
Can I someone theoretically still own a multimillion dollar business by just carefully investing borrowed money.
Ok, story of my life here, just to give you an idea of what you could do in the past.
My grandpa (still alive 80yo) was a Greek Canadian immigrant washing dishes for 8 years in a restaurant owned by another fellow Greek. He couldn't speak English and didn't graduate highschool. His wife worked in a textile factory or something like that. They had two children my dad and my uncle which both their jobs adequately supported, but my grandpa wanted to make more money. The cheff at the restaurant was leaving so my grandpa asked the boss if it was ok for the cheff to train him so he could take over and he agreed. As a cheff and a competent cook, he started paying attention to how the business is run, how much food is being consumed, how much each thing costs, which dishes are more popular, trends etc. After some years doing that he went to the boss and told him he wants to start his own restaurant, that he had saved up roughly 15k and he's planning on taking a loan from the bank for the rest. The owner wished him farewell on the account he finds him another cheff.
So he takes a loan from the bank and I don't really understand or I don't remember it exactly, it's been a while since he told me the story, but initially he wanted to take out a loan of 15 thousand dollars, and the bank teller asked him why and he told him he wants to open his own restaurant, he has 15k saved up all he wants is to double it and upon hearing that he's like "no, that's not going to work, you'll need way more, you'll need at least 30 thousand, you'll take a loan of 30 thousand dollars" and he also offered him a better location for the restaurant as the one my grandpa had in mind was bad apparently.
And low and behold the bank teller was right as he had to spend all the 45k plus some of his own money on the restaurant.
This is going to be long wait It’s quiet…too quiet
Is something big about to happen? I cant wait for our bitcoin future when I will pay $130 in transfer fees for the privilege of buying anything at a store. This is the future of money and I can't be more excited. Uhm, excuse me?
Why is CIRCLE rugging?? Chainlink’s reliance on external data sources can be a double-edged sword. While it provides valuable real-world data integration, the quality and reliability of these sources are crucial.
The LINK token serves primarily as payment for Chainlink services, functioning as a spending token. This poses a challenge, as significant appreciation of LINK could inflate the cost of Chainlink services, potentially prompting users to consider alternatives due to increased expenses. Pepe will be listed on coinbase in couple of hours.
Is some price movement expected?
Should I buy some now, is there a chance for 1.5-2x? What dose history say about coinbase listings? Alright AVI chads, let's make this the general thread as we received new information that this is actually a sleeper project made my coinbase for base.
What we know so far.
>Their test net coincides way too much with the smart wallet created by base. Literally the same timing.
>The team always waits for Coinbase to go first and after that the devs start working and releasing stuff.
>Kerasu just confirmed that Coinbase is on the table very soon, maybe even after the skybridge is live togheter with the smart wallet.
>I've never seen Stixil and the CEO of CB in the same room togheter, did you? Do you have any passive income sources? >does the quietest 20x in crypto history in your path
what does /biz/ think of this big brain project? Too smart to gain traction or a trillion dollar protocol and future of finance? What's this pattern called? What's the biggest % price impact you're willing to swallow? How come no one is talking about this? Not only is kaspa going to be the fastest chain, but its also has Rust, a much better programming language than solidity, and tokens and smart contracts should be done by Q3. Its going to be the most advanced blockchain in history. SOL baggies are going to cope and dilate when their chain crashes and they can't bridge out. i fucking suck at solana's shitcoin casino. holy fucking shit. the entire system is practically minting millionaires off the back of my mistakes. i lose everything. and everyone else 10,000x's this money. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DUMB FUCKING GAME IS THIS? MATHEMATICALLY THERE IS NO FUCKING CHANCE I AM THIS WRONG ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Imagine the revolution of software development comes out of a crypto projects. How much would normies seethe? Where exactly do you expect more money to pump your bags to come from? Buy alts now and sell in august. now that all the indians have been BTFOd by email verification we can have some serious discussion about the next eth. also this board is fucking healing again. feels like 2019 bear market days where a shit ton of alpha was dropped. props to jannies for finally doing something right. Thinking of selling all my ETH and putting it into low cap AI tokens. Convince me not to Does anyone else hate this mop-headed fat fuck or is it just me >2024
>still holding chainshit >Drops 30%
>Goes up 5%
You retards need to learn to zoom out >Tfw successfully rode eliot wave that I charted for the first time
Am I pro trader now ? Ta actually works ?! Apu is back at 170m marketcap, meanwhile /biz/ has committed suicide
Face it, apu won bought them in 2022, forgot about them What's the most likely plan for financial freedom at this point? sure would be nice if link would fucking GO UP. jesus. if I knew it was gonna be this painful of a slog I would have dumped everything at $50. we all know it's great, the whales have fucking bought huge ass bags, what are we waiting for >the post halving golden bull run has just begun and /biz/ is still the slowest board on 4chan Should have switched to PEPE, couple of days back, even that dumps less than Doge... Sell your hbar right now. Top is in Shitcoins on base quickly turned to shit, it was fun a few weeks ago. Most (all) trending shitcoins on base are honeypots etc. So are we back on solana? Why is ETH/BTC getting cucked so hard? Is btc the only crypto you need to hodl? Are people still hodling? Between TRUMP and PEPE, which is the better buy? Broke and basic ass mumus. NGMI Should I close my position and go back into crypto? I bought in at $165 last year and I have a feeling this shit is going back to sub-$100. Hello biz. I am now in my 8th month of working at this office job. They match 401k up to 5% I think. Thing is, I only take home 300 dollars a month after all my bills.
Should I invest now or wait until I pay off my car? I have 25 payments left with 0% interest 330 a month so 8k~ >900 ICP is my whole portfolio
this man could ruin me 
>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy
https://www.bbbwhy.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl
>ex-board member Holly Etlin makes claim that what happened to Bed Bath & Beyond has not happened except in cases of fraud
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1945r00/holly_etlins_statement_regarding_bbby_potentially/
>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html
>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/
>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/
>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/
>>58362433 One week until link will beging the biggest face melting run you have ever witnessed. You are not ready for whats about to happen. Seems like just yesterday it was the hot new crypto in town, rocketing towards $20. Now it's just over $11. Would now be a good time to buy? I wanna get in on a new-ish crypto like this, and TIA is the newest one available on Kraken I think. Infinite max supply though :/ HBAR is satanic. Don't touch it. It's designed to be humiliation ritual of crypto. Strong Saturn symbolism - very semitic. 
Chainlink Hackathon Idea Cultivation v1:
ITT anons will help me come up with a hackathon idea for Chainlink's upcoming hackathon.
The hackathon is on April 29th to 2nd of May.
It has an occult theme this time and the hackathon is called 'BLOCK MAGIC': chain.link/hackathon
Now we all know about Chainlink's occult background. Because of this I believe this hackathon will spark some true success stories from it. As a result I need some ideas. Almost everything has been done before.
I am a pro at frontend design/development. Fullstack really but my specialty making cool animations and designs for modern responsive web apps (dApps). All this to say that no outlandish idea is off the table.
RULES:
- Brainstorm ideas
- Ideas have to incorporate Chainlink's services:
- Functions (call any api offchain)
- Price feeds
- Automation (automate smart contracts onchain)
- VRF (random onchain number for gaming/gambling)
- leave some contact info if you want to attach an idea to yourself
When I choose an idea the person who first left the idea will join the team as a consultant and get shares of tokens when we launch-get funding/prize money if we win.
Nothing to lose for you idea guys, but everything to gain if your idea is liked by me and the team executes it successfully.
Let's make /Biz great again! his face was princeless hahaha Anons, does the BRC-20 network still have a good long-term narrative? I'm thinking about buying Ordi. Do your parents or family know you own crypto? How was your relationship with them changed since you told them you own crypto, or that you have a large holding it? Does your family have access to your keys if something happened to you? Is it worth telling them about? Now that non competes are kill. How will that impact business going forward? Give it to me straight, is there any hope for LINK going forward? I unironically have 26.5k LINKies and I'm losing hope. Don't miss the next big thing on base. This could potentially be our sharkcat. BASED AF AUTIST DEV RUNNING SHOW. It must reaaallly sting if you thought apu was dead right now... :/ Realistically how much is the bare minimum now a days to retire in a cabin in the woods, in the USA? Buying a lot with utilities, road access and a small decent quality trailer has to be $100k and up now right? Will my 400 Litecoin ever let me make it? Would you retire young with only $500k? I’m thinking of turning my back yard into a pond and let all the ducks fuck.
$2k would pay my rent
Any anons have experience raising fowl? 
Alright, spoonfeed time. Fungi is not a mushroom meme. Fungi is an ERC-20i that attaches interactive and dynamic imagery to your tokens every time you buy, trade, sell, or transfer the coin. There are ways to lock in these Fungi as well if you wish to sell the dynamic imagery as-is and make it stable. If you decided you no longer wanted that stable fungi, you can fracture it and return it to Dynamic.
> "But anon, it's still just a fungi"
Anon, are you really that fucking stupid? You don't see how this is going to lead to crypto Pokémon, Tamagotchi, and other actually playable games that aren't instantly scalped or have an insane entry?
>"Anon, their dev isn't doxxed."
Dig into their contract and you will find 5000 eth linked to Larva Labs -- you know, the people who did crypto punks? The very same, anon. The very same.
>"Anon, that doesn't mean anything"
Oh, their marketplace just launched and launchpad is already in the works. Like this was preplanned or something. Almost like a strategic launch of sorts. Who knows, anon. Who knows.
>"Doesnt mean it will go anywhere anon"
Interestingly, anon, Jesse Pollak responded to the project within 48 hours of launching. He even has his own fungi and complimented the tech.
>"I don't care about influencers, anon"
Anon, you really are fucking retarded, aren't you? Jesse Pollak is the founder of your beloved Base and a lead role in the team that developed the Coinbase Wallet App.
Shortly after that interaction, wouldn't you know it, a wallet update is teased. Almost like when NFTs got built-in wallet function, it seems. Interesting, isn't it anon?
You're about to miss out. Wake up.
>"No thanks anon, I'll make it with PepeCumCoin"
NGMI, anon. NGMI. i dreamed about being extremely wealthy when i was a kid. i am now 27 and dream of owning a shoebox apartment one day HBAR bros, we're goin to Sizzler tonight >robotaxi unveil in august
>cybertruck is a huge success
>fsd continues to improve
>optimus is in the lead for androids cdl is the best neet/biz/ job
prove me wrong
minimal interaction, driving is like a video game
explain in 3 paragraphs why I'm wrong, I'm guessing your logic will be soft, weak and effeminate, and I can't be argued with or refuted Isn’t it great how Chainlink has told everyone that you need their bullshit oracles to tokenize any real world assets? And how they don’t provide oracles for Hedera yet are on the GC? And the first major tokenized fund doesn’t need Chainlink’s BS services?
Turns out it is way easier to just put shit onchain yourself instead of dealing with their bull shit cumbersome services. This should be a major wake up call. I can no longer believe any of the bull shit I was sold. So was this a meme coin all threads about XRP vanished was it all Indians spammers?
Any idea what happened was it all a scam? Looking for houses in my area... anything under $200k? 55+. You know it.
I have no sympathy for boomers. TBD is necessary and desirable. bros i really need help. the crypto to US payment method i had just shat the bed. What other ways can I get a US payment method? pls bros help someone out just this once. I'm on my grind in georgia, all the time in georgia, ain't nothin on my mind but georgia, we ain't playin with you 
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XMR Redpill: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=wq6w03E2DS4
XMR Stats: moneroj.net
USE Monero: https://cryptwerk.com/pay-with/xmr/
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - getmonero.org
WHERE TO GET MONERO?
>KYC:
Kraken
Bitfinex
>Non KYC:
LocalMonero
Morphtoken
Bisq
Tradeogre
Crypto ATMs
see: kycnot.me
>Mining
archive.is/TWOah
HOW TO STORE MONERO?
>Desktop
Official Gui/Cli
Feather
>Mobile
IOS: Cakewallet
Android: Monerujo Chainrink isa decentralized borokchain orakru netuwok buirt on sorana.[3][4] the netuwok isu intended to be used to faciritate the turansferu of tamperu-proof datah from offu-chain sorses to onu-chain smart conutrakto. Bitcoin is up 47% this year. Did you outperform Bitcoin this year anon? >when you steal memes from the cabal
Get fucked slow faggots. Is the bull run over already? Stop investing. Start saving.
Rich people didn't get rich by investing. They got rich by saving. They stayed rich by investing. Learn the difference.
Your tiny little investments are just krill for the whales. How many people own an entire Bitcoin? This is for people who enjoy the "citybo" threads but who want to approach the topic in a more serious manner. All cheap real estate, whether urban or rural, is welcome in this oasis. I'm 30. Sunday night. Alone. No gf. No friends. No house. No nothing.
Crypto it's my only shot or give me death. Thinking about getting a new car like a Tesla model X plaid and renting it out for $300/ day. How has your experience been here? I'm thinking about recovering the cost within 2 years and essentially the Tesla for free ? Since there hasn't been one since the /biz/ update
ROSE GENERAL
DID YOU BUY THE DIP?
ARE WE GOING TO A DOLLAR NEXT YEAR?
HOW DO DAWN'S FEET SMELL? Went all in on
KDA
IMX
QRDO
ALGO
HBAR
sonic bitcoin
Various canines
What went wrong? 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>58415767
As always:
>sneed hedgies >HBAR is pumping because Christian Hasker chief of marketing left Hedera
NEW COMPETENT HEDERA MARKETING TEAM INCOMING
$5 EOY
WAGMI HBROS I'm only 26 and my entire family's financial situation is so bad that it's causing me to be in a permanent state of FUD. I feel like I am being mentally raped by merely existing. Parents have six figures of debt, relatives are becoming poorer every time I see them, grandparents are literally pissing away any chance of an inheritance. I did nothing wrong, I did everything society expected of me. Got great grades, went to college, followed my dreams, and now I am useless and soon to be impoverished. My life is over. No one in my entire family even seems to care anymore, they're more blackpilled than I am at this point.
I have a bit of savings but that's it, I can't see my situation improving once it inevitably starts evaporating like everything else I know and love. Welcome to the 4chan general - 003, dedicated to the discussion of anons and their retarded memecoins that may or may not have utility.
>Details
Check Coinmarketcap and coingecko for 4chan and contract on metamask
>Tokenomics
Zero tokens in deployer wallet / No marketing wallet
23% OF TOTAL TOKEN SUPPLY GONE FOREVER (Blacklisted before contract renounced)
No airdrops and supply can be burnt with 4EXC
>Utility
4exc swap site - Every swap there's a unique fee that doesn't effect gas that generates revenue - this revenue is solely directed towards 4chan for burning the supply, listings, marketing and yes eventually that binance tier1
>Where to find?
4exc with 1% back, Metamask, lbank, digifinex
>Other meme-able shit
CEX listing in two more weeks
Telegram of supporters that can't even figure out how to use 4chan, captchas, and approved e mail verifications
Name this crypto by name and get insta banned for 72 hours OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Can we discuss Kleros?
After being rejected from the arbitrum incentive program and seemingly false promise after false promise with V2.0 being years behind schedule it's hard for me to feel like this project is going anywhere. >But crypto isn't used for terrorism What is your opinion on email verification? Did it make the board better, worse, or the same? Day 1005 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k >Wake up
>I am $100k richer
Thanks HBAR I just shorted. My target is $42k per bitcoin So what now? Where will ICP go from here?
It reclaimed the mid teens, beat the linkies in price action, and continues to develop new bleeding edge tech.
Was $2,000 ICP actually a premonition?
Normally i’d say “Inb4 fiverr jeets/turks post $.03” but I dont have that concern as those niggers arent able to post anymore, kek.
STAY REKT YOU FUCKING STREET SHITTERS. Please just be honest with me. Should I kill myself? Really considering it now. Ive been thinking of ending it. Im selling low and buying high so much im just finished. I dont have to worry about bills yet but i really dont want to work for 50 years. Theres no point. I should kill myself. I doubt these shitty bags will help me make it. Is it retarded to buy stuff right now or is everything still too high? I have about 100k in crypto but was thinking of putting 30k in. What do you guys think? https://www.coindesk.com/consensus-magazine/2024/04/23/ai-safety-for-smart-contracts-is-ai-safety-for-the-world/ 
>Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/4cn_woPvjQI?feature=shared
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>Links for /bant/ Shills
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml
>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com Will it spike above $100 again or should I market sell? Hey chads. paycheck is almost here and I wish to put it all into alts.
Been buying BTC and ETH the last 5 months . Tell me something that will worth it.
No Solana shitcoins. Now that the jeets and shills are gone. Let's have a real portfolio rate thread What are your moneymakers appart from coins?
I make 100€ a month buying shit from work at half price and selling it back on ebay Crypto boom or crypto bum? i guess we'll know soon enough.. >London, UK – 23 April, 2024 – Archax, the first FCA regulated digital asset exchange, broker and custodian, today announced that it is expanding the range of fund shares it offers in tokenised form with the provision of the BlackRock ICS US Treasury money market fund1 (MMF). This builds on its launch of tokenised access to abrdn’s MMFs last year, which Archax has created on both the Hedera and Ethereum blockchains.
WTFF Hedera 10 cents EOY COMFIRMED WAMI I used to algotrade a few years ago with success.
But now, every good crypto exchange platform is banned in Canada.
My technique involves analyzing the orderbook over a period of time.
Almost every crypto platform in Canada is the OTC type, where they give you a buy and selling price.
I need to use limit order at a 0% maker fee for my technique to work.
Is there any platform that has
access to orderbook depth and volume
0% maker fee
an easy to use API would be nice but not necessary
does not need to be crypto HOLD. THE. LINE. KEEP. DCA'ING You live long enough…and you will become the villain. avi testnet when? I was promised a testnet. Guys the Halving didn't do anything. Should I just cut my losses and sell for my Dream House? I'm not certain the halving will help and I figure this is still close to ath that it's a good time to buy a nice house that's a good investment too. What do you think? is this another failed attempt and a cashgrab for a flat in London or are they doing anything? I have 420k. 100k in MSTR shares (if you know, you know) and the rest in cash.
No shitcoins: How do I 3x this? do I just go all in on MSTR and hope BTC does not shit the bed? I need a 4x. If MSTR delivers a 2x premium and BTC does a 2x, that would be it.
Another leveraged take on BTC are miners, but they can dilute your shares at any moment.
I just feel like there's a final dump incoming. Some BULLSHIT black swan will send BTC below 60k. At the same time, I do not want to miss the train without fully allocated. Hard to say. The thing is, entry point is so fucking important to make the big money.
Hearing suggestions. No marketcap shitcoiners gtfo. I do not do options btw. Leveraged common proxies are enough risk. Why yes i buy high and sell low, how can you tell? >Halving
>Nothing happened OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Are we gonna get another alt season this summer? >he fell for the halving crab fud
I hope you slurped while you still had the chance So do you guys have actual jobs or are all of you NEETs? >woke up at 7 am but browsed internet in bed instead of going back to sleep and will be tired all day
>had a big fast food binge last night
>have a lazy Monday ahead that's filled with pointless meetings >mfw "zoomers" are called zoomers because they zoom in on issues that are completely irrelevant in the long run
>examples include climate change, BTC price, temporary temptations, COVID
>tfw saying zoom out is now more profound to me than ever How does it feel to be /vip/ 2.0 bros? what's the difference between gamefi and trad games? >be me
>panic sold ICP stack at $11
Please tell me this is a dead cat bounce and its going back down to single digits... This guy on Base is making a boatload of cash. These days its about $3000 USD/day, but based on the outflow of ETH he had a month with $700k profit. I want to know how. This is his address: 7bECA9348b79e545d5F0b8fD178Dced98B4D45b2.
1. How does BaseScan know which tokens were transferred?
2. How does this guy make his money? Is it arbitrage? I thought this time would be different… I think the top will be in 4 to 5 months. That we will have a parabolic pump soon. That we will top out at $180,000. Thoughts? FROGS NOT DOGS
FROGS NOT DOGS
FROGS NOT DOGS
FROGS NOT DOGS
FROGS NOT DOGS 
