/bant/ is a board for the discussion of any topic, a place where you can relax and have fun with people from all over the world.
No porn dump threads - Please use the appropriate adult boards for porn threads.No titleImagine the smell after a long, hot dayNo titlepls explain https://youtu.be/UK9_h5Iku64No titleI piss my pants and I piss my pants get in a pants pissing contest who pisses their pantsNo titlethis man blocks your path and *smirks* what do?No titleSHIT POST and the Belgian get into a shitposting match. Who wins?No titlemy gf Satania is very cuteNo titleWhat if you were dating a girl who had a dad that was a hot Tgirl. AND she/he also wanted to fuck you! Would you do it? Be honest...Help Pleasecan someone send me a link to Ariana Grande leaked sextape..? Asking for a friendNo titletips >good? >bad?No titleWhat is the comfiest country on this planet "Earth"? Provide a reason for your choice and pictures of comfy winter countries are appreciated seeing as Christmas is around the corner. Personally, I think Finland is comfy. Finnish people seem to be rather easygoing, nonchalant, and friendly. America is not comfy, aside from certain states and rural locations. You cannot convince me that this nation is comfortable as the people who live here are incredibly divisive, argumentative, opinionated, and overall passionate about their own beliefs but the issue is their beliefs are so varied and multi-faceted that union is practically unobtainable.>/bant/No titlekockKPOP GENERAL #2023Black Clothes EditionNo title為何不告訴我你的名字? 感到你似乎有許多話想說出口。 發現你在觀察,觀察著四周的人們。 那是我,早已等你一整天了。
告訴我你是世上獨一無二的 如殺手般冷血,又有如加州女孩般的火辣 你還在忍耐,想讓一切保持正常。 但你逃不出我的雙眼 所以說,別再裝傻了。 這麼晚了,就別回家了 讓我們繼續這一切。 坐上你的車,讓我們出發吧。She gonna win in 2020No titleMore guro. More piss. More shit. More lolis. Kill all niggers Kill all niggers Kill all niggersTulpa GeneralMake one if you dare!No titleIs enjoying futarani gayyyyyy????Moshi Moshi desu senpaiNo titleHow are my frens tonight?Can somebody draw this?Can somebody draw this?No title>it's a Spanish translation episodeNo titleI love this girlNo titleWhat was the most gruesome part of the Holocaust?No title:DYes memePost'emNo titlelaku noćNo titleHey guys, I'm new here in 4chan and I'm taking a look at everything there is. Anyway, I'm bored and alone in my house, something you recommend? (I like supernatural or horror things)I want to clone myselfI am 30 years old and I want to clone myself for future organ transplant. The plan is this: clone myself, take the baby, make a lobotomy (kill his brain partially, so the poor bastard won't be feeling or understand that much), keep him in my secret himding place in basement of my home, feed him well, train him to exercise and be fit, then when I got old and my body become sick and weak, it will happen in about 50 years, cut my head off and transplant my head to his body. (Throw away his head) It will be possible by then I believe. By this plan, I can live forever, clone myself again and again. I am too rich and I don't want to die, I love this world too much. Good idea?No titleMatoi RyuukoNo titleHey Anon, here’s what you got in the mail today. Enjoy!No titleWhy do you think Mr. Goldmanstein likes making these videos? Its because he is just supplying your demand, delivering your order.
You should be angry at the white men Subscribing and giving money to this website!Oxygen!Daily reminder to smoke oxygen and nothing but oxyen, Or else!some cute picturesNo title>tfw no bfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_cwHnQ7XsgRight here, right now, I am training and working to make this board a better place for the future. Everything will change soon, and you will know when it happens.No titleTHE RACE WAR STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhy doesn't /bant/ have more users?I kind of like it here, I just wish more people would use it so more things would happen.No title>rangebanned from /qa/ for 0 fucking reasons and you mods are still asking why are so many faggots spamming boards, you deserve shit worse than spam to be completely honest./SOG/ Spanish Okinafag GeneralITT we talk about Spanish Okinafag (his name is NOT "SSP"!)Are we accepted as frens bant?bantflagsSometime tomorrow I will be taking over the hosting of bantflags from 4903000. You should be able to continue using the userscript unaffected, however there may be some issues I haven't encountered myself.
I have completely reworked the userscript, with some sizable improvements, including using up to 30 flags at once, vastly improved load times and auto updates. Please do note that you now have to click the 'load flags' button before you can add new flags to your selection. Again, you shouldn't need to upgrade - all versions of bantflags will be supported now and forever - but you can download the new script from here: https://flags.plum.moe/bantflags.user.js Currently only newly posted flags will show up on 4chan and Nyafuu, since I don't have the old database, though 4903000 did say they would upload it sometime so they may show up eventually.
Of course, this means that I will now hold all of the data collected by bantflags. This includes the post numbers and flags selected of all posts you make on /bant/ with the userscript enabled. The new script also sends a version number, however this is discarded and not stored in the database.
bantflags is free software, the source for which can be downloaded here: https://github.com/C-xC-c/BantFlags/No titleGood naitoNo titleMy ideal gf
Thoughts?How Fucked Are You?This seven trumpets of judgement day sound. Christ has returned How fucked are you?Unspoken hate threaddiscuss things you dislike that you feel as if no one else agrees with you. for me it is esports players, I cannot stand them. they are such jackasses and have ruined almost every genre of video game in the past decade. and some of the video games that they turn """""competitive""""" are ridiculous. ex. super smash brothers, a party game, that has been turned into the number one """""fighting game""""" online. what do you hate?No titlemy cat ran awayNo titleBuildings erect from above the sky My eyes have lost their visionWho made this video? Is it Q?Who made this video from 2018? Is it Q?
The video "Q - We Are The Plan" from "Joe M" YT channel. "Joe M" is an antenna of Q on youtube right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtEgdgj_XQNo titleChimps solving recaptcha be like https://youtu.be/aAIGVT3N7B0No titleremindre of huge importance: remile a cuteNo titleDay 15.is there any way to access aiportraits at all now that it's down?apparently there's an app for iPhone but I miss making beautiful reaction imagesNo titleGood morning, /bant/No titleDay thirty-one! Awooo!No titleWould you fuck Susan? I would.No titleimagine coming to /bant/ for pornNo titleHiroshimoot removed the noscript captcha... Why haven't we moved to our own imageboard yetNo titlehaving a chibi you must be rad imagine all the possibilities imagine being the chibi youNo titlegoogle chromeNo titlethis is ur average weab gross and disgustingNo titleI wasted whole Sunday playing vidya I don't normally do this, feel bad about it make me feel better plsNo title*waves at you*No titleWhom would you touch if it were possible to do via internet connection?Music ThreadFor both smart and dumb peoplespace is fake please help!can spacesuits make you survivee in a vacuumee? im confusedNo titlefuture is nowNo titleXi Jinping sends his regards.No titleWhy do you litter, /bant/?No titleHey my grandma has given me this egg beater ¿how this shit its supposed to work? It doesn't even have a handle.No titleweaked bitch liesNo titleCANADA!No titleFuck LiberalsbANT cANNOT bE fIXXED!No titlelol who remembers when people responded to pinkybong nobody do any more not even his child kidnapping partner in crimeNo title>mom found the framed waifu pictureNo titlethe tree shown to me outside afther leaving /bant -------------------------------,,--------------------- by theyre fruits ya shall know them corruptProphecy suggests that youGet in hereNo title>crush's hips touch mine >heart rate is 200 bpm for reast of day >don't fap >have wet dream ty for reading blogNo titleIt’s time for little Japanese girlsNo title"I'M NOT AN ALIEN"No title>mfw the unnameable food is on saleNo titleI hate this girlHappy dayIt's been some serious amount of time since last I passionately created and cared for one of these threads. I stopped even saving posts for screencaps since around ~125 days ago and every day made me ever so more discouraged to do so, knowing how much I have to catch up with. I could continue making these in a painfuly simplistic mode, but would it be really worth it..? It's been literal years since any type of /bant/ spreaded OC was created here, long, long time ago since I did anything noteworthy or inspired somebody with an actual discussion. Nearly none, if any (apart of Koishi in army maybe), of past reasons for these threads to exist are compelling anymore. https://pastebin.com/WK4wZft0 > 8. Until people like it and seven days after every single of those rules die their painfully silent deaths. Those seven days are long gone from me. Only people are left - but what do we really do here..
If you wanna, tomorrow's thread may happen on >>>/s4s/ so that we could commemorate the Exchange Program. It may, or may not. ᴹᵃʸ ᶰᵒᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉᶰ ᵃᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ⋅⋅No titleHow do we fix anime, r/banter?No title10 dYAS tILL xMAS!No titleHi fags i'm here because i have dengue fever and i don't have anything More to do. Aldo i want to remind that you are a bunch of faggots who masturbate with animeSimon's Quest CYOAI want to try this
>What is CYOA? Choose Your Own Adventure. You tell Simon (or a different character, if the perspective shifts) what he should do next, and I'll draw it to the best of my limited ability. I'll do my best to factor in every single relevant post to the next part of the story in some way. >Timescale I will update Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday at 5:00 PM EST. I'll try to make Saturday be a bigger update than the weekday ones. The deadline to make a post for the next update is 5:00 AM EST Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, otherwise I won't have time to draw in all the posts.
>Be Simon Today, you finally decided you'd had enough.
No more procrastinating. No more slogs through unbearably tedious paperwork. No more long nights down at the bar feeling sorry for yourself. The grind has beaten you and you're too burnt out to care about anything now.
You need a break. A holiday. Something to get you out of this pit and back on your feet. /bant/ will survive a few weeks without its mayor.
You've been preparing. You've saved up your money, bit by bit. You've been sober for nearly a week now. You gave your secretary some basic instructions on how to handle the place in your absence. You're not gonna worry about anything while you're gone. You WILL have fun, goddamnit!
You just have to find out where the fun is. You think you'll start by taking a look around /bant/. All that time cooped up in your office and bedroom, it's a disgrace how little you've gotten to experience the place.After a Month's Absence, The Long Awaited...the flag of /bant/No titleITT we draw the flag of /bant/No titleTouhou is a polytheistic web religion with lots of local cults all across the boards and sites, Isn't it?No titlefeet/bant/ makes a videogame #2>what is this a collaborative "game" made in RPG maker about Yonkers falling down the hole in his wall and discovering the magical island of bant, every one is free to contribute whatever they like as long as it's tangentially /bant/ related >how can I contribute simply draw a background, foreground , what you want your location to look like on the world map and the character you want to inhibit your submission using the handy form in the next post. you need nothing expect any image editing software, even Paint will do! specify any dialogue or various other requests (within reason of course) and I'll add them as well
the last thread died so I made a new, better one. webm related shows what I've been working on any idea which charterers i should populate this bar with?No titlemy pp in your vagina? you're a girl anon, don't lie to me (like pls, i'm desperate okay)No titleplay hisoutensokuTHE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF /BANT/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY4Ecn-NpCI/comfy/how is everyone doing today?No titleGuess where this kettle is goingNo titleI miss King TerryDay 67 of bonerbendingI can now no joke shit without peeing I have reached levels of peen control i thought were miths,legends But now i know Never give up /bant/ Never give upSpecs Threadpost specsNo titleIs drawing really possible to anyone?
Oh fuck, look at this beatyful Draco, it would be good finish that art and look at it and say "it's my Draco, I did it".How to Break Pornography Addiction and Quit MasturbatingIf you are like most modern men, you use masturbation and pornography less as a substitute for sex and more as a drug. Sexual stimulation to the point of ejaculation leads to a large dopamine release in the brain, in the same way that heroin leads to a dopamine release in the brain.
If you are addicted to pornography, this can be identified by a brain scan. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1576399342315.webm People who are addicted to pornography masturbate to it several times a week, if not more.
Even if you were initially to get into pornography as simply a substitute for sex, it would quickly become used as a drug, because of the addictive nature of the material, and the ease with which dopamine can be released. Masturbation to pornography is also more stimulating than actual sex itself, due to a number of factors, including he novelty of the women, as well as the way you are able to cater the experience to your own desires.
So this needs to be understood: you need to look at it as nothing more or less than a type of drug addiction. You are ensnared by satan himself.No titleGo/B/, GoB, ASOIAF, Game Of Throne risk thread, get in here!
'Let's forget about the show' edition I'll cross-post on /b/ >>>/b/816290076
And don't come with the idiocy that whites resist their effect more. Alcohol is bad and they promote it.No titletestNo title>21 years old >my """beard""" What the fuck is going on? My testosterone is normal, why is my beard not growing?No title>americanwhy british woman are so beautiful?i trade 4 indias for 1 british woman,send your ships british niggersNo titlepost smug animals NO CATSNo titleWhy aren't you playing?Ameribraps: Do They Really Do This?Well...do they REALLY?Goverment spy taticsI think the goverment have spy flies spying on me, and before you call me a tinfoil head hear me out. They come and go, around 6 of them in total. They never fly and they don’t move when I get close to them, at most they will WALK behind an object when I put my hand close to it. They are fully grown and never use their wings, atleast one in each room. Anyone else have similar things going on? I’m kinda spooked
>inb4 take your medsNo titleWhy are you not learing German, /pol/?No titleShort hair, yay or nay?Video games are... bad for us?After ditching more than 20.000 hours of my life into video games I have come to a realization: video games are mostly a waste of our time. They are fun, yes, we can learn with them, yes and they are much better intellectually than most forms of media entertainment. But not only they steal our lives away, they are also a tool of the jew to let him brainwash us with his propaganda.
Do you think another Isaac Newton, Leonardo DaVinci or Goethe will arise in this generation of ours if he wastes most of his precious free time, creativity and intellect solving futile scripted puzzles? While you are playing COD and Assassins Creed, a young womb is not getting impregnated; and no one is stepping up against degeneracy and degenerates.
Make the most out of your time. Close Youtube, turn off the TV, reject generate music and movies. And as hard as it might be, stop wasting your time with video games.No titlereminder that jackson from yonkers a pedozoo diapershit https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8798397/#q8800136 and a pedozoo diaperpiss https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8943487/#q8945646 also a pedo diapershit for humans https://archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/8884674/#q8886636No titleIs she right /bant/?No title'CAUSE I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOUNo titleDo people play tennis with one or two hands? Or how does this work? Every shot is different or can one choose? What's the difference between taking a shot with one or two hands?No titleoh fuck oh shitThis is /bant/.Say hellorate my nanHydrate, manTry ultra pepedoes coffee help perform better? being smarter etc?does coffee help perform better? being smarter etc?No titleThe Jew fears this fresh cut.No titleboring boardNo titlefuck doge fuck kot post this dogWhy did the Jews kill this meme aborningNo titleCOMFY DOGENo titleWhite people are a myth. Discuss.No title1776 getNo titleDoes anyone wanna play sum OJ?No titleYO NIGGAS WANNA PLAY SOME tf2??No titlepost here ur preferite ytp :)