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"/b/ - Random" is the birthplace of Anonymous, and where people go to discuss random topics and create memes on 4chan.
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Bonus points for LA area.
>Get hammered at work drinks
>Wonder off into town
>End up at strip club
>Have a few lap dances
>Scooter home
>Drop some mdma
>Start jacking off
>Cum 30 times over the next 12 hours
>Pass out on floor
>Wake up and get subway
Why is my arm so sore? What am I doing with my life.
1. Pete Davidson
2. Andy Samberg
3. Jade Catta-Preta
4. Mindy Kaling
5. Sara Pascoe
6. Russel Brand
7. Amy Schumer
8. Trevor Noah
9. Tina Fay
10. Bill Barr
Pic is me
If someone ask for more you will post more, if someone roll dubs, you post a nude pic
Me first
With a concealed weapons licensee, are you at right to fire upon the animal?
First 24, please
First code accepted
But I never traveled across seas before, and I was just wondering if anyone here has ever done something similar before. I want to fund this entire trip myself, so by the time this pandemic is over I should have enough for the trip. Also, I plan on learning a bit of basic Japanese to help me get by. Any advice for what I should do to prepare?
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Tulpa (or all of the above)
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos/Tulpas that have already been claimed (unless necessary)
>No stealing (unless trips or more, but not really)
>No oversexualised content (except for emergencies)
>No RP/ERP of any kind (ever, really!)
>Discussion is welcomed (really!)
>Insults must be original and frequent (but don't be a cunt)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking (really!)
>3D is almost always trash (almost always)
>Joining means a reserved place in hell (or underworld)
>This is /waifu/ not /b/ (really!)
>Don't be a cunt (really really!)
>Most importantly, have fun! (really really really!)
QOTT: Who does number 2 work for?
My friend from college organized a trip for three girls he knows with himself, our mutual friend, and I. These girls are 7/10 sluts. One of them gets (as in frequently) pink eye from cum shots and the other “Has sex regularly”. So there is a clear indication of who each is person is gonna be with. My friend who set it up gets his girl, my other friend vibed with cum shot girl, and I get the other girl. We’re in the hot tub and I’m starting to talk to the girl about sex positions and things we like/would try, but my friend keeps wedging in the conversation, and eventually we’re split up. I get back to talking to her and we have a good conversation and I try to play a little footsie in the hot tub, but she closes off and turns away from me. From then on out she doesn’t talk to me. Every one is hooking up, and she’s just in her room watching criminal minds.
Honestly it’s barely even her, but I’ve been on a losing streak. Girls don’t think of me as a sexual being. The last three girls I’ve met treat me like I’m gay and then get uncomfortable when they find out I’m straight.
>inflated death counts
>forbidden to question (((facts))) about it
>considering nonwhite lives equal to white (jew is NOT white btw)
>mask = star of david
>vaccine = death camp
Get posting
>I'll live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5Yk7p1-1s
Story time
>be me
>with the girl of my dreams
>known her since highschool
>too much of a coomer to actually appreciate her and consistently make love to her
>dated for few months at beginning of 2018
>broke up after a few months cuz of me being depressed
>still fwb
>barely made love to her cuz I was a coomer
>at the end of this year she got a bf
>it's this literal soyjak looking loser
>way older than her with nothing to amount for other being good at moving pixels on a screen (games)
>she cut ties with me cuz it's awkward to be in contact with me
>my fault as well as for her cutting ties cuz I was being needy af
>contract with job ends and I'm out of work cuz of covid hoax
>no friends no social life no work life
cont.
UK sluts
Any pics and stories appreciated, starting this thread with a photo from my works disgusting blocked urinal.
1 a choker with a medallion on the end
2 a toering
3 ??? trips decides
Where to buy and how to shop?
AND REGULAR PORN TOO WHY THE FUCK NOT CAW CAW
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MAGA ARYAN MASTER RACE.
MAGA ARYAN MASTER RACE.
MAGA ARYAN MASTER RACE.
MAGA ARYAN MASTER RACE.
Could they be any more fucking obvious?
>ketamine hangover edition
post em laddies
post your stories, fantasies, confessions etc
bonus points for pics
I TOLD A MINOR (16) WHO WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ME THAT WHEN SHE TURNS 18 TO COME SEE ME AND I WOULD FUCK HER. I MADE CLEAR ONLY WHEN SHE TURNS 18. IS THAT ILLEGAL?
RE-up
We at vola r/1knywag70
BLACK
PEOPLE
DESTROY
BLACK
BUSINESSES
KILL
BLACK
LIVES
Would love to be able to see the look on all your faces. I can't stop chuckling about it.
>it’s science
We can class dog breeds differently based on genetic differences even though they share enough DNA to produce offspring
>it’s science
We try to classify people into similar scientific categories based on origin, breed, and being native or invasive
>everyone loses their minds and pretends to be victims while decrying racism
Why are people so sensitive over the fact that you are a genetic accident placed here beyond your control, and that the genetic lotto drew entire groups of people up with similar abilities or disabilities just based on randomness? Asians are bad drivers but they flood universities with some of the smartest people on earth, blacks are highly athletic and overly sexual people who women of all races lust over, whites are a rules based people which makes them a balance between logical and athletic but they don’t excel at both, people all have some weird thing they do like practicing specific sports, eating weird parts of animals, not eat specific animals or even eating all animals/no animals. People are different. Get over it.
1. What do they think that destruction of Western Civilization is a good idea?
2. Where is that self flagellation with regard to blacks and other minorities coming from? They were conquered fair and square like hundreds other ethnic groups in history. Now we have equality so where the hell is this self destructive white hatred coming from? Donit they have kids and why do they hate them then since they create world where being white is a sin?
3. Why do they think that normalizing one paraphilia after another and having kids involved is moral and in any way acceptable? Gay is fine but rest of the alphabet is basically DSM psych diagnoses.
4. After all Democrats did in the history of US and proven to be cynical, deceitful manipulators of the vulnerable and minorities; Deep State power abusers, liars and unprincipled spawns who would sell their mothers for power you still vote for them? Because of superficial impressions and "nice guy Joe Biden" spin? How naive can you be?
5. Why do you tolerate BLM/ANTIFA terrorists who killed 20+ people and were inspired by Communist elements in response to manufactured inflammatory narratives (Floyd OD, Taylor was a gang member, Brown robbed a store and attacked the cop etc) and allow them to occupy cities and federal buildings and call them protesters but then bunch of stupid ass rednecks (led by ANTIFA provocateurs) desperate for transparency and truth breaks into institution which supposed to represent us, you call them terrorists and seditionists which is obviously a lie?
Why do you sheepishly look on as Democrats controlled Big Tech takes away your freedoms, Democrats fabricate and execute their "Reichstag Fire" moment to destroy opposition and institute police state with thought control and led by corrupt officials?
Please explain. Because Trump is an asshole? Thats it? Because CNN says GOP are racists even though the staunchest anti-Democrats are Black?
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>fully qualified scaffolder
>getting job on offshore oil rig in hopes of making upwards of $8k a week
>have to sit thru multiple hours of online inductions recorded by old cunts 8 years ago
is it worth it bros or should i just find another job?
Do you believe in the big bang?
Do you believe in Darwin's theory of evolution?
Are you not conscious?
What drives you to survive on a day to day basis?
What is this need to converse with another mind?
Is it simply chemicals and electrical impulses?
Surely the chemicals and electrical impulses would not be able to, on their own, recognize themselves as a being.
Atheism is nonsensical you can not be a man of science and give concrete answers with no evidence. "There is no god" is no answer, where is your proof?
What is to say that the god that you speak of is not simply the remnants of a collective left after all the lights went out?
I had a very abusive childhood, physically, and emotionally. I was also raped anally and have developed an anal fetish soon after (more specifically I like being penetrated anally).
The connection I'm suspecting for the deepthroat fetish is that my parents were extremely religious and I had religion literally "stuffed down my throat" from day 1.
I'm genuinely curious about this, in my effort to heal from childhood trauma. Please share your thoughts and experiences.
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