Tuesday morning edition.
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Tuesday morning edition.
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My wife's big Brazilian ass, anyone want more?
Anybody have anything?
If just a few anons can make some trial threads we can fan the flames. Im sick of this power tripping mod. He does not have rule over what can be discussed
Fuck weed and fuck smokers
TRANS!
My boyfriend and his two roommates are kind of kinky and wanted me to lick their shoes while they played games last night. I'm not into licking shoes but they convinced me that it was just dust on the treads and that it wouldn't hurt me at all. I lick all three pairs over the course of about 35 minutes.
Today, i have this rash in my eye. One of the roommates liked to tap his foot against my face and I know his shoes came in contact with that eye.
It's painful, itchy, and growing. However, I'll be humiliated if I tell a doctor what I did to get this. Does anyone know what it is? Will it just go away? Or is it serious?
Doing this terrifies me but according to my ex-friend, it's the right of people who are in the neighborhood to know.
Do I:
1. Come out with it, flyer people's mailboxes, post to lamp poles, and hand them out to businesses?
2. Keep to myself, keep going to therapy, and just don't act on the desire.
I'm concerned that, given where I live, people might show up for some vigilante justice even though I haven't done done anything other than exist.
(From the buffalo shooter's menifesto)
Holy shit all the trannies spamming BBC larp threads thinking they're gonna own the chuds are literally getting black people killed
Share pics and stories here
looking for tribs for a petite girl
kik: rust1548
hebe are fine too
Post about work or stuff I guess. What's the juicy drama going on at your place?
> call up first office, white guy Andrew on other side instantly picks up
> polite, courteous, provides the exact info I want without being confusing, but has to transfer the call for tuition questions
> on hold for a few minutes until Donna picks up
> clearly a fat negress, talks super slowly, needs me to repeat every question
> ends up giving me wrong info
These guys are both poor wagies in the same service positions, but why is the nignog so incompetent, borderline retarded?
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hope that you slept well.
tell us what are you doing today ?
We do not hate black people
We do not hate gay people
We do not hate women
We do not hate transgendered people
And we definitely do not want to kill black niggers or gay or transgendered people, and we do not, under any circumstances, want to rape women
Anyone who you see posting messages below in other threads where any of these appear to be the case: this is a LIE created by the federal (United States) government in order to present us in a false light and attempt to get our website removed from the Internet. Do not believe anything below which does not satisfy all of the true claims I have made above. I love black people, gay people, women, and the transgendered. And Muslims. That is all I have to say. Thank you.
if I don't get dubs then go fuck your mother
https://youtu.be/IQScBnytmE0
bf wakes up
first thing he does is go downstairs a yell at me for leaving the back door open for the cat
its a beautiful day outside
i close the door
10 mins later
i got a wrong number dial for a nearby mfg plant
we have the same phone number but different area codes
in addition, their area code is xxy and mine is zzy
its a funny call, i can hear a guy in the background say "no not xxy! it's zzy!"
i tell my bf hey look we are number neighbors
he tells me i am wrong, different area codes
i say its the next city over, and even the area codes are similar
he goes into a lecture on what number neighbors mean, how I am wrong, and how I can't answer questions
he does this all the time and im tired of arguing over stupid shit
i sarcastically tell him you know what you are right, clearly im stupid
he goes into a rage
yells
slams door
im getting the silent treatment again
what should I do with my day off /b/?
Post your dildos/ask any questions
more?
>donates his entire income to women
>jerks off to women
>kills himself over women
>saves nudes of women
>simps for women
>uses dating apps to get women
>transitions into a woman
Why are men like this?
Prove me wrong.
I don’t feel bad for the "victims" while knowing that they're doing just fine after getting their paycheck for such an outstanding performance.
hah trick question.
SHE'LL TAKE BOTH!
>You find Greta Thunberg standing there
>She says "How dare you!"
Wat do???
>calls people who've lived by the country's rules for literal centuries "traitors" completely out of nowhere
>statues are made of you, history books are made of you painting you as hero
Don't know what's so heroic about yanking the rug beneath Americans who abided by the constitution before you were even born.
He was a good boy
He was a saint!
THIS IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT! I DEMAND FREE SMELLTHCARE NOW!
>Such awful thoughts
>My head's a carousel of pictures
>The spinning never stops
>I just want someone to walk in front
>And I'll follow the leader
>Like when I fell under the weight of a schoolboy crush
>Started carrying her books and doing lots of drugs
>I almost forgot who I was
>But I came to my senses
>Now I'm trying to be assertive
>I'm making plans
>Gonna rise to the occasion yeah
>Meet all their demands
>But all I do is just lay in bed
>And hide under the covers
>Yeah I know I should be brave
>But i'm just too afraid of all this change
>And it's too hard to focus through all this doubt
>I keep making these to-do lists but nothing gets crossed out
>Working on the record seems pointless now
>When the world ends who's gonna hear it?
god damm, Im fucking sick of needing to look for a thread, like god damm post something diffrent lime BIG BLACK COCKS !
>in high school
>never went for drivers license
>passed knowledge test a few times
>never went for road test
>same in my 20s
>feelinglikeloser.jpg
>in 30s
>decided it's time
>failed knowledge test twice
>passed on third try
>driving for 3 months
>pushittothelimit.mp4
>take road test
>passed
Feeling like the future is bright. We're gonna make it frens.
>see this
>"anon, we're putting together a team"
what do?
RIP Sweat Angle
Andy needs poopy poopy hunny
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Checkigi!
https://www.is.fi/taloussanomat/art-2000008822098.html
It happened in Savonlinna city in East Finland.
It was made by Olaf Brewing which is owned by Olaf himself.
The beer iconography features a medieval Finnish knight (rygar) in East Finnish equipment.
The beer has written text NATO - OTAN.
The joke here is that otan is a Finnish word for "yes please I will take it".
The knight has NATO logo on his chest instead of East Finnish emblem.
She was not poor, nor a junky, she could've had any any man she wanted
>Take the long way home through the forest by my house
>Sun going down
>I need to get home quick this could be bad
>I get lost
>Scared shitless, it's dark now
>Hear scary sounds, think it might be a monster
>Start running in one direction
>Finally see the street near my house
>Something is following me, I can hear it
>I run fast towards the street
>Sprint to my house
>I get inside, I wonder what that was
>My dad yells at me for getting home late and proceeds to beat the shit out of me
>Now I'm bruised and in bed
>I'm so glad I'm safe