Board: /b/
"/b/ - Random" is the birthplace of Anonymous, and where people go to discuss random topics and create memes on 4chan.
I'm a cuck who loves showing off his gf. Pick a number 1-445 and I share the corresponding pic. Honestly the best part about the new space jam movie is gonna be all the fresh R34 and you're a fucking cunt if you think otherwise Help a mexican to travel the world.
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Gracias ! >I can't believe y'all all still votin for Democrats California Thread.
Bonus points for LA area. >Turned 30 on Saturday
>Get hammered at work drinks
>Wonder off into town
>End up at strip club
>Have a few lap dances
>Scooter home
>Drop some mdma
>Start jacking off
>Cum 30 times over the next 12 hours
>Pass out on floor
>Wake up and get subway
Why is my arm so sore? What am I doing with my life. Guess Her Muff: shaven, trimmed or hairy? what's the most fucked up thing you ever did? My gf recently put up a BLM tag on her facebook. I don't know why. She never had it before. And she didn't comment much on the George Floyd thing (she doesn't do news), so I'm wondering where this came from. Not to mention it happened like a year ago. Is a girlfriend forcing her into that shit? Or is she doing it to gain "woke points", even though she's never been the type to do that. She uses her facebook to stay in contact with family, mostly. God tier comedians
1. Pete Davidson
2. Andy Samberg
3. Jade Catta-Preta
4. Mindy Kaling
5. Sara Pascoe
6. Russel Brand
7. Amy Schumer
8. Trevor Noah
9. Tina Fay
10. Bill Barr Diaper thread: Fae edition I’m a closet slut boy with an 8/10 gf that has no idea. I’ve been crossdressing and taking dick since I was 13 from randoms on Craigslist and Grindr and no one knows about it. I’ve been fucked by guys way more than I’ve fucked girls and I’m a huge submissive. I’m bored and horny so ask questions and I’ll tell stories :p
Pic is me Where were you and what were you doing when the white race died out? Yo 4chan! I've starting doing muay thai and jujitsu, any martial artist of 4chan have advice? anyone got this vid? also old 4chan general i guess. Any other black dudes here who would rather date outside the race? Personally I think black girls are just as attractive as every other race of women but I just can’t see myself dating one as a black guy and being satisfied. The farthest I’d go is dating a girl that’s only half black. Can anyone else relate? January 20th the biggest plot twist in history! MAGA is about to get removed from the military. If you are employed by the U.S. Armed Forces you cannot show support for Trump or you will be considered a traitor and forced to resign. This is Biden’s America now. Post a clothed pic of your wife/gf/crush
If someone ask for more you will post more, if someone roll dubs, you post a nude pic
Me first how can one man be so based? Favorite Metal albums thread Wtf when did I get addicted to nicotine? And when did you realize you were addicted? If you're walking your dogs around the block, in a decent neighborhood, an an un tagged, no collar, brown nosed pit bull, happens to run/charge towards you.
With a concealed weapons licensee, are you at right to fire upon the animal? What's your profession and what's some interesting insider info? Hunger Games
First 24, please
First code accepted I want to anal fuck a woman in the ass. Am I degenerate? What do? I am a fat fuck. Need to lose weight. What the fuck is wrong with me /b/? Last night i jerked off to a movie scene of a girl getting stabbed and raped (idk what movie it was but it had kevin cage in it). I feel awful about it, like a piece of shit human. Fuck me, man. I'm about to graduate from college this semester, and while I don't see anything special about it, I wanted to do something special with my life at least once before I go off looking for a career. I want to travel across the entire county of Japan by train. I was watching a program on NHK about their trains, and it just seemed very comfy. Just me traveling alone through the entire country of Japan by train. I can really use the alone time, and looking at the sights without having to worry about anything for once in my life seems nice.
But I never traveled across seas before, and I was just wondering if anyone here has ever done something similar before. I want to fund this entire trip myself, so by the time this pandemic is over I should have enough for the trip. Also, I plan on learning a bit of basic Japanese to help me get by. Any advice for what I should do to prepare? Why are white male/black female couples always so good looking? Waifu thread!
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Tulpa (or all of the above)
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos/Tulpas that have already been claimed (unless necessary)
>No stealing (unless trips or more, but not really)
>No oversexualised content (except for emergencies)
>No RP/ERP of any kind (ever, really!)
>Discussion is welcomed (really!)
>Insults must be original and frequent (but don't be a cunt)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking (really!)
>3D is almost always trash (almost always)
>Joining means a reserved place in hell (or underworld)
>This is /waifu/ not /b/ (really!)
>Don't be a cunt (really really!)
>Most importantly, have fun! (really really really!)
QOTT: Who does number 2 work for? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wexddmAkiPk Anyone know the girl on the left?
Well I just got the worst rejection of my life.
My friend from college organized a trip for three girls he knows with himself, our mutual friend, and I. These girls are 7/10 sluts. One of them gets (as in frequently) pink eye from cum shots and the other “Has sex regularly”. So there is a clear indication of who each is person is gonna be with. My friend who set it up gets his girl, my other friend vibed with cum shot girl, and I get the other girl. We’re in the hot tub and I’m starting to talk to the girl about sex positions and things we like/would try, but my friend keeps wedging in the conversation, and eventually we’re split up. I get back to talking to her and we have a good conversation and I try to play a little footsie in the hot tub, but she closes off and turns away from me. From then on out she doesn’t talk to me. Every one is hooking up, and she’s just in her room watching criminal minds.
Honestly it’s barely even her, but I’ve been on a losing streak. Girls don’t think of me as a sexual being. The last three girls I’ve met treat me like I’m gay and then get uncomfortable when they find out I’m straight. i know this is the wrong place to ask this but can someone try to give me motiviation to eat? i suffer from a eating disorder and lately its been so hard to pick up the damn fork Covid is the new holocaust.
>inflated death counts
>forbidden to question (((facts))) about it
>considering nonwhite lives equal to white (jew is NOT white btw)
>mask = star of david
>vaccine = death camp New Kik thread
Get posting 11267 E Jenan Dr, Scottsdale, AZ 85259
>I'll live Cubthred that’ll probably die if I don’t pay attention to it for like 10 minutes Drawthread: My Generation Edition When did you realize that coronavirus is a total hoax? The emperor wears no clothes. How hard do you guys think Melania Trump is getting fucked by her favorite 3 secret service agents right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5Yk7p1-1s Hey /b/ how many of you are currently in the same position as me?
Story time
>be me
>with the girl of my dreams
>known her since highschool
>too much of a coomer to actually appreciate her and consistently make love to her
>dated for few months at beginning of 2018
>broke up after a few months cuz of me being depressed
>still fwb
>barely made love to her cuz I was a coomer
>at the end of this year she got a bf
>it's this literal soyjak looking loser
>way older than her with nothing to amount for other being good at moving pixels on a screen (games)
>she cut ties with me cuz it's awkward to be in contact with me
>my fault as well as for her cutting ties cuz I was being needy af
>contract with job ends and I'm out of work cuz of covid hoax
>no friends no social life no work life
cont. Who else has more of the asian cousin? Why isn't she posted as much anymore? Was she just a flavor of the month kind of girl? Any footfags here ever steal a girl's used socks? Any stories? Hire only black people, because black people are the first to fired and the last to be hired I am a fat fucking Queen and you will worship me and spend your rent money buying me food and paying my bills. https://onlyfans.com/fatdivaduhh What would be the official norms on female outfit in the ethnostate? Would webm related pass? Disgusting workplaces.
Any pics and stories appreciated, starting this thread with a photo from my works disgusting blocked urinal. No cock rate thread? Let's change that! Wanna see more of my loose asshole? Be honest, anon, why do you reply to psyop threads? BBC, sissy, diaper, bestiality, anti-white, social, blacked waifus/people, etc. I want to buy my gf a couple items
1 a choker with a medallion on the end
2 a toering
3 ??? trips decides
Where to buy and how to shop? MOTHER FUCKING TRAP THREAD CAW CAW
AND REGULAR PORN TOO WHY THE FUCK NOT CAW CAW A girl unmatched me because of my small penis on tinder (pic related). What do I do now? Its bed time, say good night to the baby and her mother /b/ Where's the best place to cum on a chick? Who is the hottest streamer and why is it amouranth? I think we all know the answer here ;) would it be possible? through reverse propaganda to turn the ivan's and the chang's. S/fur thread, because while the gay stuff is nice, some straight feels about right I told my friend that her nips are visible through her shirt, she said they weren't... what do you think? I’m terrified that my girlfriend had a bigger one before we met :/ I have to fart but every time I try to release it the head of a turd peeks out of my asshole and I have to suck it back in because I don't want to take a shit right now I just want to fart Anything to throw in the "meme of the year" bucket? MAGA ARYAN MASTER RACE.
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MAGA ARYAN MASTER RACE. What kind of dumb psyop are all these stupid nigger threads?
Could they be any more fucking obvious? Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with white people? At what point did pic related become the norm? Just act like a normal person. new trib thread
>ketamine hangover edition
post em laddies I think it's time for another incest thread
post your stories, fantasies, confessions etc
bonus points for pics Any request? Share thread WOULD THIS BE ILLEGAL:
I TOLD A MINOR (16) WHO WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ME THAT WHEN SHE TURNS 18 TO COME SEE ME AND I WOULD FUCK HER. I MADE CLEAR ONLY WHEN SHE TURNS 18. IS THAT ILLEGAL? Peope you know in real life with onlyfans
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We at vola r/1knywag70 Why don't they just all kill themselves, women can't have a penis roflmao Question for Brits. How many central and eastern european women have you banged? How do I cope with the existence of these photos? Just bought a fleshlight, spemt 100 bucks. Should i cancel my order or should i not? Kinda debating it.. Let’s face it /b/ poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids My friend Chris wants nudes of Donald Trump anyone have any Trump rule 34 To the UKfags - have you realised that Enoch Powell was right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Zfvcb3mWI is the pcb quality any good? Whats your browsing history /b/? Is he secretly browsing 4balls? Wanna start a group on Telegram. If you're interested message me. Username is nltrades. I'll add everyone who messages me if there's enough interest No kik share group? Kik share group Share you incest stories, photos or fantasies https://voca.ro/1kX5I5ima55c Would you prefer to die young or die old? Can anyone hand me that video in which there are three guys playing Russian roulette and one of them die but the other two don't give a damn and continue playing? If you don't have it, any Russian roulette video will do. Thank you all. HATE
BLACK
PEOPLE
DESTROY
BLACK
BUSINESSES
KILL
BLACK
LIVES The people who think his presidency will end on Wednesday are the same people who though Hillary would win in 2016
Would love to be able to see the look on all your faces. I can't stop chuckling about it. Trips and I'll cum inside a raw turkey and post it on tiktok I fuck you I fuck you I fuck you I FUCK YOUR FUCKING HEAD Penny vs Bernadette? Who you picking and why? Moot would be a really cute femboy to fuck right?
We can classify plants and animals as either natives or invasive depending on origin and purpose within their environment
>it’s science
We can class dog breeds differently based on genetic differences even though they share enough DNA to produce offspring
>it’s science
We try to classify people into similar scientific categories based on origin, breed, and being native or invasive
>everyone loses their minds and pretends to be victims while decrying racism
Why are people so sensitive over the fact that you are a genetic accident placed here beyond your control, and that the genetic lotto drew entire groups of people up with similar abilities or disabilities just based on randomness? Asians are bad drivers but they flood universities with some of the smartest people on earth, blacks are highly athletic and overly sexual people who women of all races lust over, whites are a rules based people which makes them a balance between logical and athletic but they don’t excel at both, people all have some weird thing they do like practicing specific sports, eating weird parts of animals, not eat specific animals or even eating all animals/no animals. People are different. Get over it. Women hate thread. Is there anything worse than a woman who doesn't know her place? I’m finally single. Even though it wasn’t working out I’m still kinda sad. But also hopeful for both of us.
Help me understand Democrats.
1. What do they think that destruction of Western Civilization is a good idea?
2. Where is that self flagellation with regard to blacks and other minorities coming from? They were conquered fair and square like hundreds other ethnic groups in history. Now we have equality so where the hell is this self destructive white hatred coming from? Donit they have kids and why do they hate them then since they create world where being white is a sin?
3. Why do they think that normalizing one paraphilia after another and having kids involved is moral and in any way acceptable? Gay is fine but rest of the alphabet is basically DSM psych diagnoses.
4. After all Democrats did in the history of US and proven to be cynical, deceitful manipulators of the vulnerable and minorities; Deep State power abusers, liars and unprincipled spawns who would sell their mothers for power you still vote for them? Because of superficial impressions and "nice guy Joe Biden" spin? How naive can you be?
5. Why do you tolerate BLM/ANTIFA terrorists who killed 20+ people and were inspired by Communist elements in response to manufactured inflammatory narratives (Floyd OD, Taylor was a gang member, Brown robbed a store and attacked the cop etc) and allow them to occupy cities and federal buildings and call them protesters but then bunch of stupid ass rednecks (led by ANTIFA provocateurs) desperate for transparency and truth breaks into institution which supposed to represent us, you call them terrorists and seditionists which is obviously a lie?
Why do you sheepishly look on as Democrats controlled Big Tech takes away your freedoms, Democrats fabricate and execute their "Reichstag Fire" moment to destroy opposition and institute police state with thought control and led by corrupt officials?
Please explain. Because Trump is an asshole? Thats it? Because CNN says GOP are racists even though the staunchest anti-Democrats are Black? How can you believe that history is written by the victors while also believing anything about history?
Pic unrelated Big tits and areolas. Post your saved want more of i literally cant tell if the shit on here is bait or if the whole site is schizophrenic. like why would anyone take time out of their day to post any of this retarded shit. someone tell me >be me
>fully qualified scaffolder
>getting job on offshore oil rig in hopes of making upwards of $8k a week
>have to sit thru multiple hours of online inductions recorded by old cunts 8 years ago
is it worth it bros or should i just find another job? Why is there so much of a BBC obsession in this board, are you guys secretly faggots or is it a psyop Are you alive?
Do you believe in the big bang?
Do you believe in Darwin's theory of evolution?
Are you not conscious?
What drives you to survive on a day to day basis?
What is this need to converse with another mind?
Is it simply chemicals and electrical impulses?
Surely the chemicals and electrical impulses would not be able to, on their own, recognize themselves as a being.
Atheism is nonsensical you can not be a man of science and give concrete answers with no evidence. "There is no god" is no answer, where is your proof?
What is to say that the god that you speak of is not simply the remnants of a collective left after all the lights went out? Asian women Built for BBC?! Is it true that her dad pimped her out /b/? Daily reminder you won’t meet a girl sat in your room browsing this shit website So I've been told girls like older men. I'm in my third year of college and i'm taking a first year subject. Will this age difference give me an advantage? Do you have any dirt on Hilary Clinton? So there are psychological theories that state all fetishes come from a result of some experience(s) in childhood. I'm trying to find the origins of my deepthroat fetish.
I had a very abusive childhood, physically, and emotionally. I was also raped anally and have developed an anal fetish soon after (more specifically I like being penetrated anally).
The connection I'm suspecting for the deepthroat fetish is that my parents were extremely religious and I had religion literally "stuffed down my throat" from day 1.
I'm genuinely curious about this, in my effort to heal from childhood trauma. Please share your thoughts and experiences. Say something nice about her or Trump goes to prison. P: 0 other user on this page