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"/b/ - Random" is the birthplace of Anonymous, and where people go to discuss random topics and create memes on 4chan.
They're attempting to spam the loli/fur threads with scat but can't rally enough manpower to even become a threat, they have no willpower to follow through because they have to go back to jerking off on porn that they now have to find elsewhere.
Looks like this isn't your hub world for finding your BBC faggot porn you cuckhold soy shitstain fucking retard cunts.
Cope and SEETHE.
>Cope and SEETHE.
Go shove some Nigger dicks up your ass.
Squidward Looks With Disdain Edition
Libtards of /b/ (aka paid shills), how are you preparing for the inevitable 4 more years of Trump?
Does steroidmax actually work or will i become a wreck?
I just want Tatiana to wrap her thicc muscular thighs around my head and smother me with her chubby muff. cyka blyat comrades. Cyka blyat
hxc for life; eastcost hardcore till i die; post best hxc albums
belie my burial from PGH, Suicide Silence, From a second story window till i die
If you are actually Ridin' with Biden post your Biden merch with timestamp
Why do we keep graduating so many engineers if it's clear the market doesn't need them?
>go sleep
>dream
>highschool classmate
>back then was an instagram model, had tatoos
>maybe even whoring herself out
>felt some kind of empathy/pitty for her
>dream about me and her
>laying on each other's shoulder
>casually saying things, smiling to each other
>each one of us casually goes to grab a drink or do something, then comes back
>feelsgood.png
>this for ~20 mins
>wake up
>cry
I think it is time we create our own movement. For too long the internet has gone to shit. For too long we have had to bear the weight of awful content.
Now it is time we reverse that. The internet must not go to shit : the shit must go to the internet !
I count on you all to put more internet in your shits. Be creative my fellow fags. Do your best. Do your worst. Do your most.
Thank you for listening to me. Let's fight until the end my frens
/B/ IS ALREADY 99999x BETTER
THANK YOU BASED JANNIES
First 24 Enter
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THANK YOU MODS AND THANK YOU JANNIES
There I said it.
Also, this is a "press T to thank mods and jannies of /b/" thread
Full context: Hispanic, recently broke up with my (also Hispanic) bf.
I'll start.
>wait for it
I've had several experiences with women that make me second guess if they are really all the same. I'd like to know where could I find a passable tgirl and find out how should I approach them in hopes of getting into a relationship, any stories about dating trannies are welcome.
I hope that maybe I find one that isn't into the whole new progressive bullshit and just feels happy being in a relationship with me, not making a scene out of thin fucking air every odd couple of weeks.
Anybody interested in these games for free?
Reply with which ones you'll play & i'll reply with the steam key. First to redeem gets it.
6 games:
Two Worlds Epic Edition
Serial Cleaner
StarCrossed
Jagged Alliance 2 Wildfire
Pixel Puzzles 2 RADical ROACH
Jack Orlando Directors Cut
>protip; you LITERALLY can't
ten tickles edition
![646_1000[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/b/1597472229291s.jpg)
Ive just got in contact with this bloke saying he has DMT cartridges which is fucking wild.
Basically i wanna know where id start? Im in fucking lockdown so might be a good hobby.
After so many stunts and stands by the anons and nanny trannies, /b/ is getting back to its origins glory.
No more BBC, trap or social shills. Just good old, spergish conversation! I missed this.
Thanks gods :)
Do all liberals believe this?Source: https://youtu.be/fL8zKfEb61g
eternal war edition
>claim your waifu/husbando
>don't claim a waifu that's already claimed
>no more than one waifu, or you'll ruin your laifu
>don't do weird RP or ERP shit, no one wants to see that
>have a nice time and talk to people!
>heresy means a special place in hell
>no one cares about your interpersonal drama. deal with it like an adult.
>the only threads that get replies are political threads
do faggots actually think this is good
I'm curious about somethings. I'm interested if the suicider can hear the gunshot after the gun goes off. I heard some say you won't even realized you squezzed the trigger while others say you would hear it because the hearing is the last to go.
I have to drive with my Dad to some place 6+ hours away today to get hay. Fuck this. I have no idea why I have to obliterate 16+ hours of my life to get hay that we can get 30 minutes away.
Oh, yeah, that's right - "Because the horses really seem to like it." So, if we give the horses crack cocaine and they really like it, do we give them more of that? JFC. It's fucking hay. They'll either eat it or starve. I swear to God, avoid owning horses unless you enjoy pouring money down the drain.
First 24 join
Names please?
ITT we post random things
>a) In General.—Any person who, in a circumstance described in subsection (d), knowingly produces, distributes, receives, or possesses with intent to distribute, a visual depiction of any kind, INCLUDING A DRAWING, CARTOON, sculpture, or painting, that— (1) (A) depicts a minor engaging in sexually explicit conduct; and (B) is obscene
>(c) Nonrequired Element of Offense.— It is not a required element of any offense under this section that the minor depicted actually exist.
also friendly reminder that cached images count as "possession."
if you've clicked on any images that match this description, you are in possession of child pornography which is a felony in the United States, even if it's just cached on your hard drive somewhere.
R - Resilient
A - Amazing
P- Pure
I have this want to eat human flesh and meat. Are there any risk or what does it taste like???
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This thicc bitch works with me. Her onlyfans is JazzyFoxe its only ten dollarydoos but Im beta as fuck.
Would anyone be willing to share the wins?
Pic unrelated
What are you gonna do about it faggot?
Honestly don't know how some of you faggots do it.
>Help me out /b/
The days of old are gone.
The PLACES of old are gone.
R i.p newgrounds
R.i.p ebaums
R.i.p /b
Goodbye nigger faggit.
How could you tell?
What is better?
You are fucked the exact moment you click on a image. They also most likely carry mall ware.
We should really do something about the riots.
What do we do b?
I say get a big stick
Name our band
Greentext
>avoid women unless you want to fuck them
>avoid relationships unless you want to marry
>save every dollar you can
>learn the stock market and how to pick stocks
>become a miser and learn how to save money wherever you can
>bargain for items you wanna buy on places like ebay. Make up a bullshit story if you have to ie im broke because ... people often fall for it
>get a job, no matter how shitty it is
>keep an emergency fund in the bank, else invest it for long-term growth. If you want to save for a car, then determine how much you need and set it aside in a long-term savings account
>clothes and looking trendy wont mean shit in five to ten years
>life gets shitter the older you get but you can make it much better with the choices you make NOW. Don't fuck around
nuu~
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>Born to die
Go on /b/ give me the right awnser
Fucking hilarious watching them still try to post the same shitty generic threads in the most soulless way possible too.
>s/fur
>Girls who take BBC
>WWYD
They continue to systematically post this shit like robots and watching them continue to get banned each and every time is pure fucking bliss.
Get fucked, coomers.
Sincerely, /b/.
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![Philosoraptor[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/b/1597479362293s.jpg)
So tell me why the fuCK HAVE YOU LOST YOUR WAY?
Abandon all this normie nonsense and let's make /b ok again!
And when you find your way DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LOSING IT AGAIN OK?!
Dubs, trips, sings, quads, oldfags, summerfags, bananaposters, logposters,YLYLosers, BLMutts, frogs, trapposters, furfags, b/tards from all the lands unite, let's doooo it!
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Now that I've got your attention, just wait for it guys. With all the splitups of the /v/ board it's only a matter of time before an actual /fur/ board is created. (and not like the april fools one from years back)
Are the mouth breathing fuckwit mods from /pol/ in charge?
no sign of flies gettin by on a back flip nose dive. 20 brain wash turbine .8 strive alive but i can't seem to buy staunch mind ties fuck it get mai tais. 5 cry thought crimes
My Empathetic intellect is pathetic at best synthethic but vested.7 say unproven I believe id see black when i die it would only seem that is clandestine. 15 For I cannot see nothing if
nothing cannot exist. 22 you can see stupidity is truly bliss.3 Darkness enfolds the clerk jests to hold on to the light 1 son do you imagine how I might just see the shadow inside of me as
a projection of free. 14 Low key no bees in my teeth or peace on these streets. 18 lately just watch tv. 5 deprive myself of leads. 1 rive and lunge my dreams 4 deprive the core of all my
being 13 of who i used to be 9 lies dormant the key of my chi 14 seeking the light of destiny. 4 a fools dream of poor synergy 19
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Again: every kind of shotas are allowed.
Rip kissanime edition
>Spring 2004
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>>>/s/ for vanilla sexy women, no dicks allowed
>>>/hm/ for the same thing but with hunky dudes
>>>/hc/ the forces of vaginas and penises combined
>>>/gif/ the most varied porn board with the largest range of fetish material, and it comes in video form with audio
>>>/soc/ is where you can go to be a camwhore, jerk off to camwhores, or find contact sharing and meetup threads
>>>/trash/ and this is where you go if you're a big enough degenerate that none of the previous boards want to see the shit you jerk off to. Its basically if /b/ had its own /vg/ but it was all gross furry, cuck and whatever other kinda porn /b/ normally has.
/b/ is of course however the only place you can post loli/shota. Technically the only place you can post furry as well, but /trash/ is the new unofficial home of furry, it doesn't get banned or fucked with there.
All of these boards also have much higher file size limits, and the boards archive instead of 404ing, so the posts don't just vanish into the aether when a thread dies and you don't have to worry about missing anything. You can just add threads to your watchlist (very useful feature) and never miss a post even if you close the thread or it dies while you're away.
The only kinda people that want to go to /b/ for porn are either people that don't know its literally the worst option, or people that want to post illegal shit and should fuck off.
prove me wrong
this is the fucking channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrGLwkvBQEo-dAoM0IB-mvA
>women roll around and stretch on the floor for "booty gains"
>millions of views
explain to me why women should be taken seriously
>pic related>>>>>>..;.
Heres the deal: I'm 19 and my luck hasn't been the best since quarantine hit. I came from a small town to study physics in what's basically the second most populated city in the country, my girlfriend left me last November and to cope with it I downloaded tinder, but ended up getting some hookups without its help.
Then I fell into a relationship with a recovering big tiddy goth junkie and bailed the fuck out once I knew just how awful she could be and have been chatting with a girl I did meet on the app for about six months or so, things have gotten REALLY sour since I had a crisis because my grandma died and I got diagnosed with Covid, we agreed to stop talking since we both concurred that things were starting wrong, hopefully she'll check up on me sooner or later (If I haven't freaked the fuck out permanently).
In the mean time I just wanna meet girls and look for someone who fills right and means way more than a cock sleeve. I'm not particularly adept at dancing but I'm good at conversations and making people laugh, I also play bass and guitar. What should I do once lock down's over? Keep trying my luck on tinder? Go to a bar with some friends? Strike a convo with random girls in the street that I find cute? Or maybe something different?
>can't be arsed green texting edition.
I was going out with a bird (now my wife btw) about 6 years ago. All going good, then she dropped a bombshell. 'im a jahovas witness'. Great...bird I'm into is in a cult. So i slowly started to red pill her on how they are a bunch of pedo sympathizers and if you need money to get into heaven then you are in a cult.after about a year of work she finally stopped going and when they sent someone round for a 'welfare check' she told them to fuck off. Admittedly i was also revving the chainsaw up in the back garden. Fuck the jahovas witnesses, bunch of cunts
His orangutans?
His chunky monkeys?
In other words, his log of shit?
only high people allowed to post
yes u can be high on other things just no sobers allowed because they are stupid.
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