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No title>legit 6'4, towering over all the manlets in the business today >acrobatic high flyer >heat magnet
why doesnt vince sign him ?No titleYa know, /asp/, after listening to Corny destroy RAW on the Experience it seems like Jim and Dave want the exact same things in wrestling. They want minimal backstage segments. If there is to be segment it should be in-ring interviews. They both like in-ring storytelling. Promos should be in the ring. Jim absolutely hates BS talk show segments. So why does Jim hate Dave all of the sudden when they both want the same type of thing?No title>left WWE because she couldn't handle the schedule of someone who isn't even a wrestler https://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/cathy-kelly-reveals-the-reason-why-she-left-wwe/No titleHe can't keep getting away with itNo title>Forgets the words to HHHs themesong *in your path* https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L25OLvFonj8/Miki/ & Friends: Chris Brookes editionPrevious >>9333022
> Chris Brookes is your 1st DDT Universal Champion. He is scheduled to defend this title all over the world! > The New Japan Cup participants will be announced during the anniversary show, where Tetsuya Naito takes on Hiromu Takahashi > NWA talent Alex Hawx was widely featured on this weekend's episode of Sunday JaponNo titleHow the fuck do I watch/keep up with NJPW?No titlePost classic wrestling tunes. https://youtu.be/fl3-J6HFxvYNo titleTime to settle this, what was the worst Wrestlemania main event of all time?No titleJUSTNo title>Golly gee willikers Charley! I'm so excited to be main eventing Wrestlemania™! Winning the 2020 Royal Rumble™ was the best moment in my HECKING lifearo! I got future endeavored 5 years ago and everyone said "He's done", but I picked myself up, dusted myself off, tried and tried and tried and gee wiz, I just did it! I cant wait to impress the WWE Universe™, my fellow WWE Superstars™, and show them, if you Be A Star™, and try your HECKING bestaroo... if theres a will, theres a way! >*looks off camera*No title>"wrestler" wears kick padsWho is the most /fa/ wrestler in your opinion?No titleCan we E-chads and AEW-chads put aside out differences to drive the uppity nu jamals off the board?No titleMayu enjoying a treat/Stardom/ GeneralPrevious thread >>9305150
>0.22, 02.23, 02.29 & 03.14 shows cancelled 03.08 Korakuen NO PEOPLE GATE card >Special Time Change Battle Royal >Tag Team Match Hana Kimura & Jungle Kyona vs Giulia & Maika >Godesses of Stardom Title Match Jamie Hayter & Bea Priestley (c) vs Momo Watanabe & Utami Hayashishita >Wonder of Stardom Title Match Arisa Hoshiki (c) vs Natsuko Tora >Non-Title Lumberjack Match Mayu Iwatani vs Saki Kashima >press conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgTIfCnpcQE&feature=emb_logo2.1 mil average in mania seasonfuckin awful rating goddamnNo title>ywn get coffee with ronda during an midday morning and have a caffeine buzzed conversationNew Japan Cup 2020- /asp/ TournamentWhich /asp/ie has the best headcannon?
First Round: 1 point Round of 16: 2 points Quarter-Finals: 3 points Semi-Finals: 4 points Final: 5 points
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https://s.surveyplanet.com/Ps3rIKocNo titlehow do we get Vince to sign him?No titlePost the best female wrestlers that happen to have cute brappers.No title>Okada vs Jay in 1st round I think they will give Okada a honeymoon vacationNo titleHappy 38th birthday to Maria KanellisNo title[Chorus 1] I don't sleep ’cause my land's on fire I hate kikes, and I hate liars Oh, youwanta grave keptsecret that I never tell I think all the Jews should go straight to hell
[Chorus 2] Expell.. All the Jews Expel... Expell... All the Jews...
[Verse 1] I doesn’t matter what came before I read Luther and I wanted more Oh, I'm not settled until I've done it all and right I split heeb heads open again last night
[Chorus 2] Expell... All the Jews Expell... Expell... All the Jews...
[Chorus 1] I don't sleep ’cause my land's on fire I hate kikes, and I hate liars Oh, youwanta grave keptsecret that I never tell I think all the Jews should go straight to hell
[Verse 2] I came from whites, I'm proud And join other preys I shattered kike shop windows and said "No heebs allowed!' I came from Deutschland And Deutschland is where I return You lit a match now watch it burn!
[Chorus 2] EXPELL! All the Jews EXPELL! Expell... All the Jews.../Kabuki/ KlubHappily married Edition! Congratulations Kairi!
Heel turn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vx8LNVFOpY Title wins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjqw2J2S5PwI HATE THIS BROADthis dumb narcissistic bitch works me into a seethe every single time. why does her every thought have to be a video? seriously mentally ill/tjpw/ - Tokyo Joshi Pro General2.24 Seijo Card yuna vs nodoka vs haruna hyper misao vs natsumi rika/mahiro vs itoh/raku mizuki/sena vs kamiyu/mina shoko vs suzume miyu vs pom miu/mirai vs hikari/aino
>>9338373Pancake DayHappy Pancake Day EveryoneNo titleI AM GAY THERE IS JIZZ IN MY HAIR ITS TIME FOR ME TO SUCK DICK IN HELL I SAID GOODBYE TO MY WIFE AND CHILD IM NEVER COMING BACK MY FUTURE IS GAY I CAME TO SUCK GET MY ASS FUCKED I USED TO HAVE BALLS BUTT I LEARNED HOW TO TUCK I AM A FAG PUTT YOUR COCK IN MY BUTTNo title*bows down*No title.No title>Tony Schiavone announced on his Twitter that he is now with AEW full-time, choosing leaving his duties in the baseball world behind.
>In a major win for AEW, their new action figure line will be carried by Wal-Mart stores when they are released this August.
HOLY FUCKING B A S E D/gtmv/ - Gatoh Move GeneralDiscuss the atmosphere in Ichigaya here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb3e4TKo_20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYBzr7xU4Ic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yids3p6kR2Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMs5fBOuaAQ
Previous thread:>>9339078No titleShe said she wants to leave the ufc after her next fight and possibly go to bellator.
Vince should step in and make her a big offer. She’s got money written all over her espically with the big gozangas. Sign her she’ll do well.happy birthday to shelton benjaminshelton benjamin turned 45 today, why dont we all wish him a happy birthdayWrestlemania 32I think we can all agree this was the worst Wrestlemania of the decade. >Jobber Ryder wins the IC title only to lose it the very next night >AJ Styles loses his first Wrestlemania to Dad Jericho who didn't need the win >BROCK FUCKING LESNAR being absolutely wasted in a PG iteration of an attitude era hardcore match >an initially interesting wildcard in Shane vs. Taker playing out like an inconsequential bore aside from one stunt >whatever resemblance of credibility the Wyatt family had left being squandered by a movie star and an eventual movie star >a slow, meandering main event that was dead to begin with and the entire crowd absolutely shat on >the only stint worth remembering was the fucking triple threat diva's match I know like, half of their roster and almost all their major stars were taken out with injury... but c'mon. This was the best you could do Vince? What a bunch of garbage/esg/ - eternal skate general>10 year olds are already better than you edition
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Previous thread: >9306423No title..No titleIs /asp/ the first board to make a person commit suicide?okay now this is based>Cody Rhodes will have a live performance during his ring entrance at Saturday's AEW Revolution pay-per-view as he faces MJF.
>The band Downstait, who are no strangers to WWE and the pro wrestling world, announced that they will be performing the "Kingdom" single as Cody makes his way to the ring on Saturday at the Wintrust Arena in Chicago.No title>OMFG LOOK AT THE FUCKING CAMERA ANGLES. >THIS. IS. AWESOME. >The story of the match was... >No, you see, NJPW tells the story in the ring. >YUMMY CALLBACKS. >God, I fucking love being rewarded for following along and paying attention to the story. >I'M NOT MAKING THE STORY UP. IT'S ALL ABOUT INTERPRETATION AND HOW THE VIEWER INTERPRETS IT. >You just don't get it.No titlewill this moment ever be topped?ITT we sing theme songs that get us hypedI CAN SLAP A TORNADO I CAN DRY UP A SEA YEAH WHEN I LIVE FOR THE MOMENT THERE AIN'T NO AINT NO IN MENo titleKenny Omega is a confirmed lurker. >Gigantic bulge similar to pic related >Jokes about getting new gearNo titleWhen the FUCK did this STUPID dyke BITCH get an ASS?No titleHahahahahahahahah
What a pile of bitch, this was supposed to "counter" the KLIQ???
Taker is such a pile of trashNo title>Kills whatever value the IWGP Championship EVER had in its existence What the fuck was Gedo thinking? What crossed his mind to make a no dimes simp champ?HELLOSATANAhttps://youtu.be/_qzmLUzBiIANo titleKek, what an awkward on the mic lil nigga https://youtu.be/F9MlZ9WPTQcNo titleorange cassidy is a drawWaifufagsMMMMMMMMMM don't wanna mess with themNo titleNever DREW a dime in his McINTYRE lifeUgliest diva in WWE historyFatskua is disgustingWhy would they do this so soon after Nyla winning the championship?do they think we'll actually believe Kris has a chance at winning right now?No titleWhen they talk about wrestling still being real in japan does that mean we'd have this situation again if someone on tv said wrestling is fake to someone from NJPW?/Oedo/ Tai and TCS GeneralLast >>9366242 Kagetsu's final show 「Many Face」 starting soon. Corona-chan has impacted attendance figures but the card is solid. Aside from a 3v3 men's tag, >Kagetsu vs Meiko >Azumi vs Mei vs Kaho >Oedo Tai (with a replacement for Jamie) vs Syuri/Yuu/Leyla People with 15k yen get access to the afterparty at 4:30 JST.Memes aside, what is your honest opinion of Kevin Nash?What is his best feud? Best match? Best promo?No titleI bet AEWists and nu jamals are spherecucksNo titlewe can all agree that Iger's main event run was the most DIMES filled in historyNo titlerest in peace eddie guerrero
•Alexa's title wins• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtje1LCZXwE
•Images and WEBMs• https://imgur.com/a/M28GN2t
•Alexa in NXT Collection• https://mega.nz/#F!SJwGWQRY!P6eBTNfBIo6mnLhrmIQyxgNo titleWhich pro wrestling company is the most embarrassing to watch with a woman? Assume she's open minded enough to give it a shot/ddm/ - Donna Del Mondo Generalprevious one hit bump limit >>9326884
Happy Birthday, Giulia! She turns 26 today!
Upcoming Matches: 8th of March: Giulia/Maika vs. TCS (Kyona/Hana) Artist belt defense against OT has been postponed due to Corona-chan!
Anyway, I just wanted to make sure you are all eating well, taking showers and hitting the gym, for only then you will get a clue. And be sure to watch AEW Dynamite Dark, you might be in for a surprise... What is your favorite AEW Dark Match?
Xx DustinNo title>deathmatch >nobody diesOne Year Ago... the angle endedNo titleIs big dick Dave dying? He keeps coughingNo titleSasha Banks sexy gifs threadNo titleProtect asuka at all cost ! https://twitter.com/WWEJapan/status/1232214652743897089?s=20No title>look, I’m sure Simone Johnson is a nice gu... I mean girl, but OH MY GAWD, this girl is ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS I know right? *coughs* it’s like, that’s the thing about those Americans you know? They’ve got a little bit of everything and *has a coughing fit* some of them are just really ugly >I’m looking at this girl and all I can see is Dwayne in drag, it’s RIDICULOUS Look I’ll tell you what, you wouldn’t see this type of shit in Japan that’s for sure.A car ride with Triple H>Hey, what was your favourite Harley Race Promo? >How much have you respected the business today? >Did you know I'm the champ? >I truly love this business, do you? >Hey, could you stop going off topic? What do animal noises have to do with the business? >Why did you watch Football when Sunday Night Heat was on? Do you hate the business? >Stop joking around unless your jokes are related to the intricacies of this business
What the fuck is wrong with this dude? Does he have any hobbies or bants at all?No titleOH NO NO NO NO
The COPENo titleWhy is Batista like this?How many of you pay for the Wrestling Observer?Be honest now? How long have you been a subscriber?No titleYou can't tell me you don't want to pick up and impregnate little latina Zelina when she rolls her Rs....PORN legend Jenna Jameson reveals how she feared The Undertaker was going to “kidnap” her.>In her 2004 book, which spent six weeks on The New York Times Best Seller list, the porn queen claims they ended up becoming good friends and hanging out together. >She wrote: “Undertaker was one of the biggest WWF wrestlers at the time. “He would put people in coffins and set them on fire in the ring. And the scary thing is, that character he played was not an act.” >Jameson went on to claim that the Phenom, despite being one of the most-feared wrestlers on the planet, was in fact scared of her. However, despite allegedly being creeped out by her hanging around the tattoo shop, she did reveal how he came to her aid when a guy was pestering her at one of her shows. >The man was attempting to buy her a drink when Undertaker intervened, telling him: “You can get me a shot of Jaeger and you can get yourself a shot of shut-the-f***up.” >Taker, 52, then tried to woo Jameson according to the widely-recognised greatest female porn star of all-time, telling her: “I’m going to kick your boyfriend’s ass and take you away with me.” >She recalled quickly realising it was no joke and making a sharp exit to save her would-be suitor from a severe beat down from the former WWE world champion. >She added: “I knew he was serious. I ran upstairs and told Jordan we had to leave, because this guy was going to beat the f**k out of him and kidnap me. So I never saw him again.”Hey haha. Hope you're doing good :)Hello lol how are you doing today?
It's Monday (darn haha) so yeah, beginning of the week again. Don't worry though, you're going to be ok, just like every other Monday you've had in your life thus far, it always works out.
What are you up to at the moment? Luckily I had my tools and materials arrive this morning so I can get to work on my DIY :)
Imagine for a moment you're having a positive conversation with someone you care about, whether a friend or a loved one in a public place. The people around you are listening to your conversation, what do you think they're thinking about you as a person? Now you may assume their thoughts may be negative (or maybe not)... But that's ok.... But now after you do that, think about 3 things the person you're actually having the positive conversation with thinks about you as a person.
I'm really sorry as I'm aware I'm talking a lot lmao I had an interesting conversation with an older lady about this today so yeah hahaha
Anyways, you're doing really good. Be sure to be compassionate to yourself, not just critical; it's only fair afterall.
I'll leave you to it, I hope you have a wonderful day :) take care lol
All the best, Glenn xNo titleNo wonder Liv looked like shit in this contract signing...........................No titleShould I cop?No title>Hennig Wtf bros, wasn't it Henning back in the day?Ryback Reveals The Big Difference Between His WM 29 And WM 30 PayoutsRyback has spoken previously about WrestleMania 30 being his worst payout for the event. Giri asked Ryback about exactly how much the disparity was between his singles match and the four-way tag team match the year after.
"That match [with Henry] was either for $60-something thousand or $70-something thousand because there might have been some other things figured in for that payout week, but the total check for WrestleMania figured in was $70-something thousand. There's guys that make way more than that for that profile for literally working on top for a year, that was a low amount. Grateful for it nonetheless," Ryback said. "Then I want to say that WrestleMania New Orleans was something like $1500 or something ridiculous. That was the year of the punishment year where that was the lowest amount I had ever made working there. It's a huge difference."
Giri and Ryback also discussed the participants in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal and how they are paid. Ryback said that most of the wrestlers in that match are not paid that well unless they have a high downside guarantee like the Big Show.
"Those battle royal participants, at least from the years prior, it was just a way to get everybody to go out there and perform on a show with that many people," Ryback said. "You're gonna get a check, but it's nothing special for those guys, unless you're Big Show and have a high downside, and they put you in it like Big Show was. Big Show probably made a fair amount because of his high downside. They have to match that downside one way or another. Most of those guys are on such f--king low downsides which is why they get put in that position in the first place because they don't have any obligation to use them." https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2020/02/ryback-reveals-the-big-difference-between-his-wrestlemania-666926/No title>ruins your career because you acted stupid with Orton during a 2 hours car rideWOR: NEW JAPAN, BTE, RAW, WRESTLEMANIA, MORE!>Wrestling Observer Radio with Bryan Alvarez and Dave Meltzer is back today with tons to talk about including all the latest from New Japan, BTE and the Young Bucks new book, Saudi Arabia, WrestleMania, RAW from Monday, tons of news and more. A fun show as always so check it out~!No titleAlestair Black is a lucky motherfuckerNo titleSo Hypocrite Hunter buried Jindrak for goofing around with Orton and not taking the business seriously?
Hmm../oz/ - Oz Academy Joshi Pro Wrestling GeneralThe Villain Training SchoolNo titleReady for the smark tears?how come jey and jey #2 never had a feud with each other?No titleThis is "Stunning" Kevin Owens. Say something about him.No titleCharisma vacuumNo title>So I says to the guys >Fuck You Kenny Omega >Fuck You Cody Runnels >Fuck You Adam Cole >Fuck You Adam Page >Fuck You Marty Skrull >Fuck You Matt and Nick Jackson >Fuck You Stephen Amell >Fuck everything you, the bucks, marty, adam, other adam, green arrow, cody, and his dumb whore of a wife stand for >No I will not give into your demands >No I will not pay you any more than you are actually worth >No I will not let you negotiate the booking of our vision for the future any longer. >You will all either leave before wrestle kingdom 13 or you will lose at wrestle kingdom 13 >Suck a dick go start another company I dont care I still have Chase Owens who is more valuable to me than the whole lot of you. >Months go by >I keep hanging up on these losers >They want NJPW wrestlers to wrestle in AEW >I tell them not one single wrestler not even YOSHI-HASHI will ever step foot in an AEW endorsed ring >And yet they still call me all the time begging for forgiveness. >Fuck AEW >AEW is for faggots, reddit, trannies and autistic children. >Thank you people for making this years wrestle kingdom better in quality and more profitable than the last. >I will never bend to the will of disloyal faggots. >Fuck Kenny Omega he can go to DDT >The attendance is up now that NJPW got rid of those faggot shitters >Kenny Omega will never get a call for me >No Kenny you can't have your boyfriend back Tanahashi-san is currently repair the years of damage you caused to IbushiNo titleTick tock nu jamal fansNo titlewhy dont they let wrestlers juice to the gills anymore? in japan and mexico the guys look in top form but in american companies they all look like flabby shits.No titleThey made it to SaudiNo titleAny other Atout chads here?RihoNo titleI hate this weebshit waifufag garbage so much. Why the fuck are all these jav idol threads allowed to stay on the catalog? Put that shit on /trash/ where it fucking belongs.Be honest; who was better?No titlePal PenisNo titleHow did WWE fuck them up so badly?No titleReal talk. Did Big Dick Dave fuck Sasha and/or Bayley?No titleHe has the look and isn't bad in the ring either. He fought leukemia valiantly and won, not just for him but for us. From what I've gathered from shoot interviews, not only is he charismatic as fuck without a script to follow but he's also genuinely a nice and chill guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdU635esPpQNo title>can't draw >tries to socialize the biz and forgets that socialism/communism never worksNo titleIt's been almost 3 weeks and we still haven't discovered who this divine angel is.No titlewhat did jim cornette mean by this?No title.No titleFuck Bubba Ray DudleyNo titlehow to pronounce jindrak ? jean-drack or yin-drog ?No titleFor me, it's CarmellaNo title>Asuka: married with children >Lacey: married with children >Mickie: married with children >Tamina: divorced with children >Kairi: married >Lana: married and blacked >Natalya: married >Peyton: married >Sarah: married >Zelina: married >Bayley: married >Ember: married >Naomi: married >Nikki: married >Sasha: married >Becky: engaged >Charlotte: engaged >Bliss: with boyfriend >Carmella: with boyfriend >Sonya: Lesbian with girlfriend >Billie: ??? Pretty much almost the whole main roster female division is married, engaged, or having sex on the regular with their boyfriends. Why the fuck does anyone care about females in WWE again? Only options left are Liv, Nia, Ruby, Dana and Mandy.No titleYou have accepted Jesus Christ into your life, right /asp/?No titleMost based woman on the rosterSays this yet he buries EliasNo title>net worth of $320 million >doesn't get his daughter braces seriously, I hope she does well, but she doesn't close her fucking mouth one time. She sounds out B's, M's etc. with her bottom lip and her front teeth. how the fuck is she going to cut a promo? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkG6xq6VMjU"You Just Know" threadPost pictures where you just knowNo titleGod I wish I was this much of a chadNo titleOnce and for all, /asp/: Is he based or cringe?I think I’m in love brosNo titleWho should his final opponent at WrestleMania 36 be?No titleDivas with their tits out and dangling about.No titlewhat episode of naruto is this ?No titleIF WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OL' DAYSNo title>*hasn't won a singles match since the G1 in your path* The complete and utter unabashed STATE of this man. What went wrong with SANNERDER?GOATNo title>e-drones watch at least 7 hours of wrestling a weekNo titleWhat's the point for doing the weigh in if they don't have concrete weight division and their title doesn't even have "heavyweight" on it?No title>According to Ryan Satin, Tammy Sytch was released from jail today Time for COOMkinoNo titleBASED