Board: /s4s/
"[s4s] - Shit 4chan Says" is 4chan's imageboard for posting dank memes :^)
Holy crap I door dashed some water and drinks and my fucking cousin Juliana was the Dasher but get this..she didn't recognize me nor I her. Because she's a "man" now ahahaha oh shit small world
It even had a gotee lmaoo pls post bmi so i can reevaluate if your opinion matter or not.
https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html Write something you THINK is smart and i will try to correct you if you're wrong!! but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
Your fortune: Good Luck SHE'S EATING WITHOUT A TABLE ah digga don't hate me cus i'm beautiful digga, maybe if you got rid of that scheisse ahh haircut you got, you'd get some fräulein on your wurst.. or better yet, maybe Anneliese will call your German ahh if she able to stop ficken das brain sergeon or lawyers she's ficking with.. Digga~ goodnight [s4s]
thank you for being my friend Sometimes you gotta pounce while the getting's good
Your fortune: Outlook good It's Saturday and my favourite socks https://vocaroo.com/1h9rJEWT0CH1
ethereal I love Karen!
Your fortune: Good Luck now /qa/ is gone, this is the meta thread
complain about [s4s]'s discord fags here My cade spotted a retard :) Does anyone know what this site is? or at least where is it from? history of photographs? what is it even written there? happy morning [s4s]!
the sun is coming up What do you think of my dinner? Sorry I already ate it. if you're reading this I love you
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン What would it take you to become a parent?
The media tells everybody that being a parent means washing all of yourself away and droning out.
Do you feel that the media propaganda has effected you?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck skibidi toilet will be mine ohio gyatt rizz sigmas on my mind
Your fortune: Godly Luck Biden promised to make this real if he's reelected
He's got my vote! I cook so well that I'm starting to get addicted to food
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! I am too lazy to use linux Pls don’t remove taco and so on
I ordered 5 of those Cuban collared shirts today
Not gonna lie
Your fortune: Bad Luck He continues:
Things can’t shape our decisions by themselves.” — (Book VI, Passage 52) While this is a very contemporary translation of the Greek, it's reasonably close.
Here's a more traditional translation that maintains the tone of the original:
It is in our power to have no opinion about a thing, and not to be disturbed in our soul, for things themselves have no natural power to form our judgments.
Taken from The Harvard Classics, 1909–14.
Your fortune: Good Luck so I have this theory, that a lot of funny "Indian" video and memes depicting weird things are not from India, but actually they're from Bangladesh Onpu posting cause I love my wife Onpu! -Daijoubudegeso!
Said the squid as her face shone up with a confident smile as she spread her squiddy feet on the newly vacumed floor. Is this the wojack thread? I'm going to the money store, do you need anything?
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン Girls deserve nice things. Daiki-kun and Yousuke-kun are best friends!
Your fortune: Average Luck Please wait a while before making a thread I-I'm a good girl?
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again shut up nigger
Your fortune: Godly Luck I should be allowed to exempt my tax dollars from weapons that kill people
every world leader is the n word
if you disagree I hope you get raped by a loved one
Your fortune: Excellent Luck how rarted do u have to be to watch vtubers? Fuck off, nigger!
Your fortune: Average Luck
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >Run out of wine
>It's 1 am
What do?
I'm qouting myself btw Worst namefag tier list:
1)Catfish
2)Tea Fren
3)Avogadoposter
4)Seuss
5)Magick New meme: Leaving everything behind to live in a forest and worship Onpu. Niggers don't need water, they need guns how to cure male brainedness?
Your fortune: Excellent Luck Don't talk to me or my son ever again post songs you listen to while being alone in the middle of night during weekends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCGJGeYlTlQ me lookin' at the computer have a comfy day and night every halo enjoyer Personal Blog Thread #109.0524
Some random thoughts:
When you think of conservatives (for any young people on here they were a thing that used to exist before right wing populists cannibalized them) or progressives you might think respectively of some nice old lady from the country who volunteers at the local church sorting clothes for their charity shop and would invite you in for dinner if you were looking disheveled or some lovely young person who volunteers at the local soup kitchen because they care about the downtrodden and would let you stay at their 'crash pad' for a week if your lease expired and wouldn't care if you made their couch smell like BO. For some reason that doesn't seem accurate anymore at least in terms of what each side thinks of each other rightly or wrongly. They might even consider each other to be angry vitriolic hateful people. I wonder if that implies something about some kind of decline or loss of a capability for modern people to maintain healthy functioning societies?
Why do people over the age of 12 now unironically talk about how cool they think they are, make passive aggressive or straight up aggressive comments, call each other childish names and not realize that relegates their opinions instantly to the dumpster due to self disclosing their own lack of character and pathological immaturity basically having the direct opposite of their intended effect, or argue about stupid nonsense that doesn't matter when there is no such thing as peacetime and whether they like it or not they are in some kind of liminal/hybrid greyzone war that demands their focus and attention and if they don't maintain a serious disciplined mentality they are essentially defenseless fodder for cognitive warfare information/influence campaigns and operations meant to weaken their countries socially and economically?
The mass cognitive decline and widespread aggression zombie apocalypse is real. Time to strap up and headshot some leg draggers. alright i know theres teenage girls here and they all know where to find me if they need something (sex) especially shutins and teenage girls where i can live in their house Draw thread?
draw whatever u like as long as u like it and drew it with passion >record scratch
>freeze frame
Yep... that's me.... you're probably wondering how I got here... I can do it. I can wake up early. Even if I only sleep for 1 hour and 30 minutes, I'll stay up until the time I want to go to bed. I'll be productive again. I'll start writing and drawing again. I'll start exercising again. I won't feel the brainfog and my motivation won't be gone. If I don't, I'll have lied to everyone who read this. progesterone, lutenizing hormone, and E2! cowe compactor edition!
Also the server is down again! Remember when Americans were pioneers in industry, laying track across the nation, digging up the wealth of the earth, invading Mexico, starting wars with Spain, overthrowing the Hawaiian monarchy and generally being the apex of Western civilization and the peak of masculinity.
What happened? Does our society need to go back to the Wild West? When life was cheap and you could lose your life over a pair of cards in a Saloon out in the dustbowl? Kids these days sit around playing effeminate japslop instead of helping out pa in the coal mine. I didn't even sleep at all am so fucked https://youtube.com/watch?v=Vw2l921U_jw Happy birthday, [s4s]! It has been 11 amazing years, and we have so much to show for it!
MEMES
JOKES
PRANKS
SILLY SAYINGS
GOOFS
GAGS
and even more hilarious situations than even a professional stick shaker could shake a stick at!
But it goes deeper than that. [s4s] has also been an inspiration to many people who are otherwise confused or outcast by society. It has helped people embrace their hobbies, pursue their goals, or finally talk to that stinky amine griller in they're socio-economics class. We have broken through philosophical hierarchies and forged the path toward inspirational new epochs in human thought and emotion. We have brazenly pursued memetics to the point of losing ourselves, only to find out reflections in the bottom of a pit we thought endless. We have learned the dichotomy of niceness, the fallacy of rudeness, and in all have become more well-rounded and exceptional individuals merely due to this board's existence.
Most importantly, we are all still here :^) so while we're here, let's enjoy some MUSICE!!
First of all, today marks the release of [s4s] OC Albume 33, CHECK EM'! This albume has 103 potent tracks which are sure to get your feeties wigglin'! Expect a radio show this weekend, or download your very own copy TODAY from:
<j.mp/s4s-albumes
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
Famous poster Anonymous has put together a compilation of the BEST music from albumes 1-30, and we will be streaming that new compilation LIVE today on [s4s]!
Tune in:
<youtube.com/leradioman
or download:
<j.mp/s4s-albumes
We are SO excited to participate in this monumental occasion, and can't WAIT to spend this most worthy birthday with each and every one of you. Let's make this the best birthday ever! Keksandra deserves the highest praise, and who better to grant her wish than the beautiful denizens of nice board [s4s]!?!
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger lived to waste another day They are lands of divine beauty and sacred rot.
Lands of fairies and naiads.
Lands of moths and leeches
They are the ancient wellsprings of weirdness.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck le dress meme
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン i should be liiik
stud
but me be liiike
blergh
i fail its ok
i just draw and listen to song
Your fortune: Average Luck i may or may not finish this game depending on the received feedback
https://www.mediafire.com/file/fk83trhg1ibozcz/Catik_Demo_%2528feedback_needed%2529.exe/file In about 20 minutes, [s4s] will be facing /vg/ in the spring babby cup!
The team has played them only once before, in spring of 2019, and one 4-3. Will esforce win today, and move towards the round of 16, and the summer elite cup?
find out at https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
also! if you made those low poly spikedog and beary models, please post in this thread!
Your fortune: Bad Luck Don't bite the dick that feeds you, or however it's said... tonight I had goat curry for dinner
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Me when I'm trying to start Steve thread. this girler isnt wearing any clothes! good photography is all about getting the right angle I'm starting to feel responsible for all the good things happening in your life, so... good luck!
Your fortune: Good Luck yummy yummy gock cum in my tummy
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚ Islands in the stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong? (◠‿◠) "did i ever tell you that my parents actually disliked me?"
"bye then!"
Your fortune: Godly Luck whoever kept telling me to watch jojo on this board – i watched the entirety of seasons one and two. ive seen every episode up until the finale of stardust crusaders
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail my wife vocaroo‐tan
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bGU_Ib0Eog
Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!! guess what
Israel Won
Your fortune: Bad Luck i have an earwax plug in my ear
i can't hear out of that ear now
this is terriblel what namefigs should do to themselves(in real life) spongebob boiling in a pot of shit Here's how they'd look if they were Jewish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49gYkw3sb8I You all need jesus unironically I want to engage in gay sex with YouTuber 'Turkey Tom' 's profile picture. not too autistic to hold conversation, too autistic to know when to start i played with a cat today and it was bury nice
Your fortune: Good Luck High-class Russian prostitute. The best money can buy. It's 3 am Should I summon a demon? TDLR 1: don't stare at people. it's rude and may make them uncomfortable. it's very easy for them to notice too.
TDLR 2: if you're sick: STAY HOME. USE YOUR PTO; THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR. STOP BEING SELFISH AND THINK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. at the very least wear a fucking mask if you're going to be sneezing and coughing in public.
TLDR 3: remember to practice dental hygiene regularly
tried to blog on a 4chan spinoff site but they got mad at me for using the term "faggot" so I'm blogging here
the middle-aged lady coworker who keeps staring at my face is still doing it. I subtly turn my back and she moves in front of me multiple times saying "I'll watch you". bitch, what me do what, work? I know how to do the task. how about you help so we finish it faster? don't get me wrong, I've never said anything rude to her face; only "thank you" and "okay".
at work, I go to drink the last few drops of my energy drink and I must have slurped it too hard or something because it hit the back of my throat at a weird angle and left a weird burning sensation. I figured it'd go away, but it persisted all night and when I woke up, I coughed some flem (? is that not an English word? hmmm thought it was). it's because I have co-workers who go to work sick and then don't use a mask while coughing and sneezing. if covid didn't teach people to stay home when sick and to use a mask in public when you're sick: nothing will.
so I go to the dentist and it's not a total disaster but still pretty bad. the cleaning was only mildly uncomfortable, but I had to pay some money out of my pocket for extra services. I'm definitely buying one of those cheap electric toothbrushes to help with plaque, but I'm also going to be more consistent with flossing. I haven't been doing either at work because of time restraints. I'm also buying mouthwash to have in the car.
I need to get some soup before my eye exam. I hope everyone is doing well physically and mentally. stay safe and be happy.
Your fortune: Average Luck I love my cats so fucking much bros it's unreal. Does anyone here have good video editing skills? I want someone to make a YTP of this.
https://youtu.be/PbEGz-6SDpE?si=Vl0kILgfMRPbA3sr > female that i lknow
> born in small town
> study
> became a doctor
> goes to big town
> find people that lived in small town, which they are alredy friends since school
> go to their house on weekends
> so now you have the same friends, the same talk, the same of small city in a big city full of robbery and niggers
why people are like that?
talking to this bitch that did exactly that
why talk trash to your old small town if you go to a big town and your only friends are the losers that also go to bigtown?
Im also studying in a big town, but i cant wait to go back to my small town.
i'm wrong to think they are stupid? im starting to notice things
i already noticed them a long time ago but the self awareness is through the roof now
and everyone has their own neuroses about it and individual explanations and "i attempted suicide because" but it all leads back to sex. it really does
"i cant wait to go home" i said out loud in KINDERGARTEN, and i started even earlier than that, in fact thats the earliest memories i have
why
where does it come from
we live in hell
we actually live in hell. is nyabeat still alive lol been thinking about the world and then I start to drink some water look at this nigger
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger is this board for or against paper towel as a pizza topping?
Your fortune: Good Luck OH NO
they sold out the pizza!?!
what will I eat?
Your fortune: Bad Luck if there wasn't a hole in the basket, they wouldn't have to keep putting the ball in it over and over again Always and forever I will love you so. With every breath you take, each second you live, all moments. I am there, forever. Your heart is my home. Your heart heals me without fail. Darkness knows not the boundless life bursting forth from within you. But I know. Always. As you become that which was meant to be, feel yourself enveloped in neverending bliss borne in my love and fostered by our flame. Be assured in what knows no end—love eternal. GO GO POWER RANGERS!
https://files.catbox.moe/wvus21.mp3
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger Die die die death death die rope suicide jump death die die death die rope rope death jump die jump death die blood death die suicide jump rope death die die dead dogs really feel that good? Unban me from [s4s]
Freaking UNBAN NOW!!!!