Board: /r9k/
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http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/ Do not post pictures of yourself on /r9k/.
Do not post threads asking for pictures of other users.
All "rate me" and camwhoring threads belong on /soc/.
>>>/soc/ Why are most femanons so much more prudish than the average woman? i'm getting sent to a psych ward for being a neet. what the fuck will i do if i can't piss in bottles anymore and not have my mother bring me food at my door, and instead be grouped in with depressed wrist-cutting tranners? >it's just wrestling...
americans accepted the rule of the corruptors Is pussy thight??? Ive had it once and it felt like a cavern in there. you lot are demons. if it weren't for my hormones i'd be completely free from men occupying my brain 30+ Thread - Somehow survived the week Edition
A Surprise to Be Sure, But a Welcome One It's pathetic this is where we're headed. The average nu-28 year old. Protip for lonely incels: you should date older women because they're lonely and desperate like you. What is the one thing you always wanted to ask a pedophile, but never got the chance to? Or are we all sissy femboys that fap to "made for bbc" shit ? as a 5 11 slim guy with pretty boy face what kind of girls are even attainable for me? Why are White guys like this? You are the least desired men when it comes to White Womens preferences yet you spam all the time how beautiful white women are and how they are the prettiest on the planet. Just give it up Jessica dont want you she wants Black, Latino, Indian or Arab Virgins in their mid 20s or older, what are you doing to unfuck yourselves mechawaifu edition 2nd installation
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Previous thread >>77263805 To the surprise of absolutely fucking no one, guess which R9K e-celeb groomer finally couldn't keep getting away with it, guess his former state judge mommy just couldn't keep cleaning up his messes anymore!
What sort of things do you think they will do to Sosa in prison? Why are women statistically less likely to receive injuries from anal sex? would you rather have a 20 iq increase or be 10 cm taller (4 inches)? IRL i only find women attractive but I only jerk off to femboys. How is it even possible for people to be born in a first world country, in a middle to high income home, and still have their life ruined past the point of repair. They lost in life while its on easy mode. 
Survival Edition
Previous thread: >>77293033
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77293033/
Rules : Ignore annoying moids
QUESTIONS:
>What 3 things would you bring with you to a deserted island to survive on the island for 3 months?
>What do you think about survivalist "preppers"?
>List stats for yourself as if you were a video game character in a survivalist rpg (i.e. SPECIAL stats)
>Imagine you and the other nonas are stranded on a deserted island. Who would be the type of people you would ally with?
>How would roles be assigned?
>Do we take shelter in the cave by the shore, build a hut somewhere away?
>The volcano is going to explode! Which nona are we sacrificing to calm it down?
FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives. It's not complicated.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't but if you are going to anyway, be polite and sign your posts >t. male.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/ >left notebook at uni class
>didn't know where it was for 3 weeks
>teacher kept it and gave it to me
>it was full of strange cryptic drawings, nigger written over and over again, shit like "demon nigger faggot eternal damnation rape torture portals" in cursive lettering, me saying the teacher's a retard and his class is shit, in one party i drew a sexy anime girl and wrote "i will be pretty like her one day"
I wonder what he thinks of me now lol. How do men deal with dating a girl with features like this that will attract way too much male attention? Seems like having to constantly mate guard is another downside of dating. Do you think blowjobs are degrading or something like that for the giving person? The fact that I can't be a lesbian anime girl and am instead stuck in this disgusting male 3D body is just another proof of how our bodies are nothing but prisons made by the demiurge to torture us. They breed one after another even in high stress situations (Muslims in war zones, blacks looking over their shoulders for fear of being blown away by another drug dealer, etc) yet all this pressure and stress does not interfere with their ability to have healthy sperm.
And yet the fertility clinics are full of whites who are told to "avoid stress as much as possible" when trying to conceive. What could be more stressful than living on the edge of death at all times like Muslims and blacks? Really need to get off 4chan, I've fapped something like 5x already in less than 2-3 hours and as soon as I go to a SFW board, I'm bombarded with lust bait shit. My brain is just being raped by sexually provocative imagery and it hurts because I can only jackoff so fucking much before its just torture seeing sexual shit. Everythig is just raping my eyes. What is the Iongest you've ever been muted for? I find retarded people kinda cute. Like not in a sex way. NOT LIKE THAT /R9K/. just like a cute cat or something it's like aww it's fucking retarded. I thought you incels wanted to have sex but apparently the news says you don't?
Please explain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0F6tYyyJG4 Are you still a Christian? I drew a picture of myself currently, what do my fellow robots think of me? i am still manifesting my lesbian bff who will save me by forcing me to talk about my feelings. mion edition So, like, this is a letter thread
You write letters in it or whatever
And somebody is telling me what to write here basically at gunpoint Is there a way I can go insane? Go insane faster? I want to go insane. I'm not allowed to kill myself so might as well become as mentally dysfunctional as possible and avoid all responsibility. I'm just not been able to reach that mindset yet. I'm growing more and more unstable. Last time I poured boiling water on myself, but my next big mental breakdown I want to cut off my toe with a knife. Remember that girl who was always mean to you? She probably liked you, stupid. 
Spare Your Heart edition.
thread questions
>your type
>What is trust?
>Do you feel you can trust people? Why?
>Do you feel that you can trust plants and animals? Why?
>What separates a human beings from a plants and animals?
Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is an introspective self-report questionnaire indicating differing psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions.
>The reader should understand that these four criteria of types of human behavior are just four viewpoints among many others, like will power, temperament, imagination, memory, and so on. There is nothing dogmatic about them, but their basic nature recommends them as suitable criteria for a classification. They are also useful in understanding one's own prejudices.
>-C.J. Jung
Anons Guide to Jungian Typology
https://paste.fo/raw/287d5fb6f7b6
https://pastebin.com/XJvFYQzT
Quizs:
www.michaelcaloz.com/personality
https://sakinorva.net/functions
Explanations of functions
https://www.wikisocion.net/en/index.php?title=Psychological_Types
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jungian_cognitive_functions
Turbie-Wurbie's Cutesy Test Link Compilation! UwU
https://pastebin.com/6YSzm68D
Exploration into Enneagram
https://wiki.personality-database.com/books/enneagram
https://ennealib.carrd.co/
Syntax of Love
https://psychosophy.ru/books/sintaksislubvi/sintaksislubvi1.html
contributions to and suggestions for links are well noticed. new thread sometime every friday.
previous >>77194719 >Loser woman can find a man to provide for her
>Loser man can't find a woman to provide for him
I was born as the wrong sex i just had to put my cat down today. Anyone got some funny memes to make me laugh? can we go back to how things were before? i miss how things used to be. i miss when you would coddle me no matter what, now everything hurts... What are the political implications of swaths of young men
>never having sex or experiencing love
>never being able to afford a home
>being able to compete with women in education and income
>being vilified by society
>being addicted to the smartphone and internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDJrAi1J4sw >want friends to play games with
>old friend i played games with invites me to play games
>just want to be alone
I'm genuinely cursed, aren't it? What are some productive social media sites that i can spend my time on?
I waste too much time on r9k and no matter how hard i try i just cannot leave (you're here forever).
But rather than shitposting i could be on discord or tumblr or something, right? What's a normie site where i can build some small niche for myself and interact with women as well? The women on this board are disgusting and rude and I'd rather have a normie foid, would making some gay little pinterest page attract wandering foids?
Fuck reddit though there's no good subreddits, and jannies, I'm not asking for altchans im asking for normie site recommendations
And on that topic has anyone found a gf online but not on a dating app? And how does the whole "discord kitten" situation even come to happen? What was it that made you realise "Oh, women are terrible people"? Every day with waifu edition
Rules:
1. Talk about your waifu!
2. Be devoted to your one waifu for laifu!
3. Let waifuism guide you.
4. Don't feed drama or shitposters.
5. No 3DPD.
6. Most importantly, have fun!
Previous: >> 77140547 What's your biggest facial flaw? For me it's my maxilla >tfw no relationship where the girl decides that pegging should be our main form of sex
The world owes me a gf I can give my anal virginity to lose weight, there is nothing more off-putting than a fat bitch with insanely high standards Any cute (biologically)fembots want to edate? I want something long term so don't reply if you're just going to ghost. My main thing is that you're not trans (I want kids, not man-ass) or blax (just not interested, not racist). Bonus points if you're a brunette.
With that out of the way, my discord is bruhmst. with the period if you wanna chat how can I overcome my anxiety and schizophrenia and instead of being constantly afraid of edge cases or secret plots just be able to confidently navigate the world like a narcissistic sociopath with no worries
like fuck when I hear about all the shit that people just blatantly get away with... al capone couldn't be charged with anything for decades until he was finally nabbed for "tax dodging," and he was a well known criminal warlord
I'm afraid to shoplift at walmart
I mean it's not fair, right? I'm bleeding which means it's time to moidpost on /r9k/. Will you seriously consider partaking in the incel revolt robots? That means self improovement, abandoning neetdom, activism for men's rights in whatever way you can and having the ability to think long term. It also means being highly altruistic and having patience to deal with retarded discourse by foids & bluepilled buggers online and irl. stressing over work on monday. why did i apply for cashier and lie and say im a very social person? im a hikineet with no social skills. pls help >actually somewhat physically attractive to the point that women try to chat to me
>wasn't socialised growing up so have zero social skills so fuck up every conversation
It's a curse, bros. I'm basically a failed normalfag Reminder that women are outpacing men in every department. >ask my best friend to be my girlfriend
>she turns me down because she doesn't like me that way
>can tell afterwards that I'm sad
>she holds me for the next couple of hours, stroking my head and nuzzling me, and gives me kisses on the cheeks and forehead every few minutes
>tfw her attempts to comfort me just made me fall even deeper in love with her
She's such a nice girl. I take careful effort to distance myself from women in real life and not even look in their general direction. I was at the store last night and did this. The male cashier who was a Chad was very nice to me, but he also ignored the woman when she rambled on about her day and didn't answer her questions. But we exchanged conversation.
I think young guys are increasingly ignoring women in real life. From what I see it's the older men like my manager who sticks around women like a sex-pest and gives them too much attention. But he's also like 50 and a pervert.
I think the old men are the bigger simps. 
>be me
>19m
>know this girl from highschool, she was always into me and would call me hot but gave me really mixed signals
>few months ago my best friend from school had sex with her
>she doesn't know that i know
>her and i go to a club where our common girlfriend celebrated her 18th birthday
>we both got drunk and went outside to talk
>out of boredom call my other best friend
>we talk a little and i invite him to come hang out with us, which he accepts
>while waiting for said friend to come over, her and i start flirting
>finally think this is the moment i get to hit that
>friend comes over, and we all start talking
>him and the girl hit it off really well
>ffd to end of the party, she heads home, we hug and say our goodbyes
>me and my friend stay to hang out
>he tells me he looked at her tits the entire time, and when she noticed that he did, she smiled
>go home, get a message from her
>"anon your friend look majestic, he could be a model"
>"wanna hang out next week too? invite your friend to come haha"
what the fuck, at this point i wouldn't be too surprised if my grampa got to fuck her before me, having attractive friends means you will be bitchless as long as they are around Incels who claim they are virgin because of their looks, why don't you get surgery Can you still be considered a "real man" if you enjoy having sex as the girl? Ok let's be honest. Very honest. You are an incel, past your early 20s already.
What are your hopes for life? Do you BELIEVE you can become the guy girls want to fuck?
Do you believe you can ASCEND?
Are you just waiting to rot and die?
Have you given up hope? Do you still have hope? god im so glad im not a man. imagine being smellier, uglier, less aesthetically pleasing, having a sweaty flesh worm between your legs, and then having the audacity to shit on us because youre mad you cant get any. men b like i hate women ohh i hate women so much why do they keep rejecting me YEAH well you like women. you are straight my man. genuinely the stupidest species to ever live, men are like oh well i think saying that i hate women on imageboards is gonna get me a gf isnt it? but she has to be a virgin and under 20 even tho im 36 and balding. thatll def work!
genuine faggotry i hope you all rethink your thought processes or just date a man for fucks sake. and to pedos and rapists, they should bring back the death penalty just for you! still banned from /ck/
post yours
>french toast
>avocado
>berry delights 
>be me, hugless virgin.
>Extra_horny.jpeg
>downloads a game, that allows you to have sex with the characters you create (pic related)
>actually ends up downloading a version which does not contains the main story, just straight up character creation and "have sex" option
>lmao ok
>creates character thinking on what is the most optimal appearance for MY WOMAN.
>only downside is that I have forgotten to pick the voice and so it is the default, so too pitchy.
>sex sesh begins
>ohyeahbaby.jpg
>I say to myself "very cute huh, she looks nice" and laughing my ass off from the cliche dialogs; although I don't speak japanese, I definetely know some lexicon because of the shitty animes I used to watch
>"virtual cums" inside her several times, but not in real life
>go like this for three hours
>Internalize my thoughts, doing reflexions on my actions and feelings.
>the girl says "anata"
>gets fucking obliterated, realizing I just got called "darling" and this being the most sweet thing a female had said to me in my life, despite that she is just in a porn game which happened to be dubbed.
>realizes that if sex is like in that game, it must be beautiful
>also realizes i am a virgin incel chud i am will never get laid
>upset
>closes the game
>borderline crying, water tearing and suicidal
killing myself tomorrow guys, there is absolutely no hope, any suicide advices? i heard blood chocking is good enough. >tfw you never grew up in the United States of America
>tfw you never did a roadtrip across the States with your family
>tfw you never went camping and hunting in the woods
>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty
>tfw you never experienced the Fourth of July fireworks
>tfw you never attended a football game with your friends and family
>tfw you never had a barbecue at your backyard
>tfw you never went to a state fair for fried food and carnival rides
>tfw you never had a Thanksgiving dinner with your family
>tfw you never woke up happy you were living in the best country of the world
I wish I were American. God bless America. Why would vaginas get bigger with arousal? How are we supposed to enjoy it? So selfish I've come to realize the most important thing in having a good life is having and independent and exciting 20s. Day 272 of manifesting TOTAL CLUSTER B DEATH isn't it good for a couple to rely on each other? >already came 7 times today
>3 times in the last hour
It just feels too good. Why the fuck does the general keep 404ing addition
talk about your substance use and share vibes with others
URLs n shit
https://www.erowid.org/
https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page Whathup r9k, Big Herc here.
Just wanted to remind you that if you a peter gazer then you gonna get yo wig split and them cheeks busted. >2017
Was 26, jobless, uni drop out, KHHV, frequented here.
Managed to drop some weight 150 > 110kg and get a GF via mutual friend.
Got a part time retail job.
>2020
I put weight back on and she dumped me for a taller skinny guy.
Single for 2 more years, ended up back on here, started to think of ending it, googling exit masks and helium percentages in my country.
>2022
Met girl on dating app. Never had BF, virgin. Only issues are some self esteem things for being single for so long, but she's in therapy.
>2024
Just proposed on anniversary, enthusiastic yes.
Very happy, life's going well, new job + promotion in the last 2 years, doubled salary.
Just need to fix my weight and life will be perfect.
Just want to say it can get better. You need to work on yourself a little, get out of here, it's toxic to your mindset.
You can make it, we're all gonna make it.
Thanks for reading my blog.
Pic unrelated Flawless deliverance.
https://youtu.be/7Ntksk9SpPs It's impossible to find non-TikTok cringe videos on YouTube anymore. Anyone can bang hot young women. If you base your entire self worth around getting pussy from hot women, you are retarded
>b-but she is a whore
All women are whores
>b-but she doesn't actually want you
Who gives a fuck what whores want? Change your life priorities and quit focusing on holes. are you a wagie?
can you afford to live on your own?
if neet, do you ever imagine being able to live on your own?
what city do you live in? i spent the entire weekend alone cause moids are so mean! Im so alone cause im just so different from other girls, kike faggot moid nigger. See? How do i find a bf? help me someone please. I cant. I don't know. I'm trapped
please. please. I don't know what to do. I keep dissociating. keep masturbating. my brain is fish.fried. fried. I can't do anything. it's bad. help. why am i doing this. what's happened? my life is ruined. I was so optimistic and happy. look at meet more look at me now. I've been getting constant boners ever since I got a massage at an AMP. Almost like the massage increases my blood flow. Go on, moid. Open the fucking jar. Meanwhile - On R9K Airlines Why do FtM's always want to be degraded and bred by real men while we call them little fags who will never be real mean? You don't see MtF's beg to be called a man while getting fucked I'm kinda tired of everyone being angry or sad all the time. can't we just be content for a while? One of my favorite things to do while drunk is to grip my penis and stretch it.
What do you like to do while drunk anon? im bored. tell me anything indians
spics
africans
muslims
for piracy in theft of my syntaX they conspire to genocide the white race Is shoving technology into my flesh based or cringe? Would you become a cyborg? I feel like it has the potential to be cool but governments/corporations would ruin it somehow. this is your average """"femcel"""" is it weird and outlandish to want a girl to p in my mouth with my mouth like suctioning her bagina and im like drinking all her pee omgggg gurlzzz lets go travel to Indiaaaa!!!! How does it feel knowing you will never be a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience? How do western women feel about the fact that the will have to come to terms with spending the rest of their lives around brown men, especially Indians? They're here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1cevmx7/today_around_230am_i_was_able_to_capture_some/ An Australian woman was tragically murdered by her ex boyfriend.
...who was a thug and a boxer who had a skull tattooed on his chest. How could this have happened? 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /R9K/
Chud
VS.....
TRRAAAAANNNNYYYYYYY
BEGIN.
Chud:
I'm from /pol/, bitch but i'm jumping boards to diss you, You got no flow, troon and it's impossible to miss you.
Because your so chronically fat and overweight, 'bunch of narcissistic brats with no self respect or shame.
I mean look at yourself what on earth makes you do this. It's like you were born without a brain or at least self awareness
Heinously hideous, stubble and hair everywhere, man jaw, hips, voice and face, can't even shave it bare.
Tranny:
Oh look, it's the poor ugly loser with no soul, You join /pol/ because you have no fucking control- over your life you have no goddamn goal, so just drop the act, because it's getting old
I get hundreds of replies, the media and press all love me. I'm being taught about in schools, you can't even touch me. Without being outed as a loser and a freak. You think your some kind of chad but your really just the evolution of a geek.
Chud:
Hypocrisy! Your really calling me a freak? When people look at you they get traumatized for a week. You don't pass. just give it up already, your a charity case to normies but i ain't giving any. You need that attention to stop you from killing yourself, thats why your mom puts all the knives so high up on the shelf
Yeah my threads get no replies but i only need a few, because one based bro is better than a thousand (you)s. Nobody would fuck you now but i'd have to be bold, to dare to look at your face when your 40 years old.
CONT. This is unironically me. How do I get an Asian gf? There are no Asians where I live. Ebony and ivory work together in perfect harmony i used to have a robot bf who was an Aryan 5'6 man with a monster cock (maybe 7-7.5in) who had an insane foot fetish. he was kind of insane but honestly i miss how hard he'd get just kissing and rubbing my feet. I think robots and fembots have the hottest sex and I wish we could've just stayed together and then made content for the masses. he was a freak but I think I corrupted him by being a whore. if you're reading this, you are sorely missed and I hope that cock is getting the suckage out deserves.
any robots wish they could worship stinky fembot feet? This place is officially dead. I find myself using reddit more nowadays, and that place is suicide fuel from all the normie posts I see there. >you need to eat
>you need to lift
>you need to be gay
Shut the fuck up.
This is the body of a normal man who doesn't fat up nor gymslaves. Why do people try to make it a problem? It's becoming a rarer body type among adult men. >You weren't a japanese teenager in the 60's
Why even live? >have a job as a bartender at a strip club
>Physically can't stop acting autistic until I've taken like 3 shots and on bad days cocaine
>when I don't I act all herky jerky and strange
Why does alcohol cure social awkwardness? I make significantly less when not drinking which sucks because I'm developing a bit of a problem. The money's too good to stop though. Why am I like this? i have a crush on lesbianloserlurker Anyone else been to an all male high school and haven't spoken to a girl since middle school? i want my ex back anons. all of my friends would get mad at me though. it just hurts so bad my ex was amazing Did she ignore me or did she just not hear me? We do work in a warehouse with a lot of equipment. is it cope to say she didn't hear me as I said something to her while she was walking away? it's 7am, time for coffee, web browsan, youtuban, musican, chillan, shitpostan
how are (You) doing?! Have you ever wanted to kill someone? Do normies expect the average skibidicel with no rizz and no GYAT find love in Ohio? How's it going fellow NEETs?
I'm making some egg breadcrumb patties in my room, What kind of food do you usually have? do you cook? Can you guys black pill me on femcels..? Are they real or are they fake? I have heard some discourse about this... 
I am a 29 year old muscular black man with a big dick and I'm looking for a white man to fuck the shit out of my airhead(shes a cute kind of dumb) sweet 19 yeat old white gf.
I am currently looking for a radicalized white zoomer who will show me and my gf zero respect. Who is not afraid to call me a nigger no matter how young or small he is compared to me and is willing to shoot me infront of my gf if I step out of line. Someone who knows he's superior to me in every way and that everything I have is undeserved because I didn't build this society.
If you have a small dick that's fine but if you have a big dick that's even better. I just want some preppy looking racist kid with balls of steal to accept my invite treat me like the shit skinned nigger I am and fuck the living shit out of my gf and make her scream total nigger death. Then red pill her on why niggers are bad and how she fucked up by being with a black man. Make her cum all over your white cock then cum inside her and breed her. Honest questing for the fembots: How do you really feel about us losers in here? Is there a trace of pity for our lost potential or are you just glad we are ldar-ing instead bothering real women out there? Any incel turned sissies here? By that I mean "straight" guys that learned they were turned on by accepting defeat and submitting to the same kinds of cocks that their crushes are after? Are there femanons here that also think this is a good solution to the incel crisis? Went to the beach today and these guys were walking towards me Israel is an apartheid state There is nothhing good aboit "fembots" they're all larping and evil pretending to be anywhere close to lonely I just realized i don't actually know what people mean when they say they're "bloated". like wtf your gas gets trapped inside of you? just burp or fart you retard.. i don't get it. Soothing my tummy kind of day. why does niggas call wypipo crackuhz >get banned for 3 days
>instead of changing ip and deleting cookies i decided to actually sit through the ban cus i was getting tired of this site.
>cleaned my room
>learned how to sew
>have 5 job interviews pending
>also pending are volunteer work, training, and support groups
>drew wario Oneitis is lust.
https://youtu.be/Ty_7rccjDR0 I'm gonna beat up any normie that tries to fuck with me If laws didn't exist, I'd wear a suit and a tie and visit every playground in my city to ask little girls out for a high-class date. i want a mmf but too pussy to ask This is how nonwhite men view white women.
https://e-hentai.org/g/2540413/dafbdab1b8/ If a man give his child to a nurse and the child die in her hands, but the nurse unbeknown to the father and mother nurse another child, then they shall convict her of having nursed another child without the knowledge of the father and mother and her breasts shall be cut off. I propose as a test that Joe Biden opens up government-funded brothels and gf-finding agencies in the most pro-Trump areas. The condition would be getting educated in liberalism and trying out different methods of combatting toxic masculinity like wearing skirts and makeup. All the girls used in the brothels should only be the prettiest Asian girls imported from Japan and south Korea. Should incels date single moms? >Complains the whole about not having time to read books
>Finally has time
>Wastes it shitposting here
Why are humans (specially me) like this? 
I'm tired of waking up worthless, but I've tried everything I can think of.
No therapist or doctor or friend or acquaintance or stranger or internet denizen can suggest anything new. The most recent suggestion has been something I've already been trying for at least 2 years. It's been nearly 17 years since I first started trying to fix myself.
There's just no way. There's no way a world would allow people like me to exist. Marcus, Jean Paul, Seneca, Laozi, so on and so forth. So many goddamn books.
I've only been on this site for five or so years, bit of a late comer, but I have to be close to the end, right?
I've done all the soul searching I can do.
Please, for the love of any unholy abomination out there playing about with misery, there's gotta be someone in worse shape than me.
I look back at videos I've got saved of worthless, pathetic people and now I can't tell the difference between them and me.
Please, one of you miserable bastards, tell me how much of a waste you are so I can pretend I have company.
I have no friends. No family. No parasocial relationship. No blog. No internet persona.
This is it.
A post on fucking /r9k/ twice a year.
This is it.
xD
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etc The incel epidemic is fake. Subsequent two GSS surveys showed a reversal of the apparent trend. Other sources with much higher sample sizes don't show a large rise in sexlessness across the same timeframe or since either. i hate myself desu
idk why god decided to sculpt my face like this I didnt think this is how my life would turn out Just got back from the night club.
Don't tell me you losers didn't get grinded by a fine ass tonight, and stayed at home all day? >got stood up and ghosted by a guy i was gonna meet up with at dreamhack
>sharted myself on the train home
today's been a great day I gave league of legends an honost try and now im addicted. Been playing it all night I have shit grades at a uni I dont like so it will be hard to transfer to the nicer one across the street. I got accepted to the better one but I didnt know it was better because online school/covid for 2 years and now I feel it is too late. Im 21 and in my 2nd year. Idk man, I really feel as if everyone is moving on without me. I find it impossible to make friends.
t. diagnosed ocd and definite autist.
Is 21 too late to change things? I hate rotting in my room all day.
I used to be such a bright child, but people have fucked with me too much and now I feel lost. ![1125px-No_selfies.svg[1]](https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497964663055s.jpg)
