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You've probably noticed that /biz/ has a problem with spam. We've had to issue roughly 300 bans a week on /biz/ since January just for advertising and begging, and every day there are a dozen new pump & dump shitcoins being shilled. All this spam pushes actual discussion of business and finance off the board, and creates an atmosphere where users suspect each other of inauthentic behavior (i.e., being scammers or bots).
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The goal of this new system isn't to eliminate spam and shilling entirely; no system is perfect and perfect is the enemy of good. The goal of this system is to reduce the ease with which bad actors can spam the board, such that the mods and janitors can deal with the remaining spam more effectively.
While this new system is not yet in effect, the email verification page is available now, and verification will be required within the next few days. Please bear with us as with any new system there will likely be bugs and other unanticipated problems. We'll try to solve any such problems as quickly as possible. Hello /biz/, I was posting some findings in the secret LINK discord but figured I'd share here as well.
I catalogued all BUILD projects to date to try to get an understanding of what we are currently due. Here's what I did & methodology: what the actual fuck caused the altcoins to tank so hard so fast? they didnt even crash this hard in the first half of 2023. Do with this information what you will Happy LUNA meltdown day biz
Today marks the beginning of the UST depeg and this god tier meme tweet 
Although Andrew tate is a mysognystic piece of shit, who has no redeeming qualities about himself I'll admit that the crypto investing masterclass is phenomenal.
Professor Adam the guy who teaches the class teaches DCA but in an incresingly more systematic and complex quant heavy way. Its so hard that only 2% of students actually pass it most go back to copywriting and dropshipping.
You start off with basic economic theory and the courses become increasingly quant heavy, sortino ratio, kurtosis, omega probability distributions, z-scores etc.
The course is covered in many modules broken into 5-6 , 15 minute videos each and each video has a 4-5 questions that you must answer all correctly.
In order to actually pass the class you have to take a 50 question long Masterclass "Exam" and get EVERY SINGLE QUESTION CORRECT, if you mess up a calculation your fucked and have to take the test again. whats more is you dont even know what question you got wrong, forcing you to study for hours making sure you got each minute detail correct.
Once you finally pass the exam you unironically get fully doxxed access to all the altcoin picks and research strategies laid out by actual intelligent people, i often crosscheck these tokens with biz archives to guage sentiment.
For 50 bucks a month its absolutely fucking worth it. All that matters is Bitcoin & Memecoins I sold all my real estates to buy a coin. What coins should I buy to multiply my money instant FUCK TRANNYS
FUCK JEETS
FUCK CRACKHEAD WIGGERS is buying memecoin the best option to triple my 100k? >Statistically speaking, most of you will lose money playing with magic internet money Bitcoin 40k in summer is coming Guys... I don't think Toad is Treat.
Wat do? Guys... I only have $218 left... from 87k. You put your ledger in a Faraday cage right anon? im sure you are not that stupid and you already have one long ago right ? Bottomed out bros.
Active team and TG, was just 300k a day ago, jeet whales out distribution is fair and the memes are good. Liq is fine and dex will be updated shortly. They taxed snipers at launch so it looks whack but it prevented massive jeets.
Smart wallets + blue pikachu. >JPMorgan CEO publicly called his own daughter a retard for buying bitcoin below $10k
>then FOMOs in above $50k
How can someone so smart be so dumb? Why did he not understand that people all over the world were desperate for a safe haven from reckless monetary policy? How to turn $100k into $10 million? Should I give up on crypto? I keep trading but keep losing money. im down to 200 bucks. My capital was 40k. Rare events do not become commonplace just because you can predict it accurately. BTC jumped from $56k to $65k. Is this another bull trap or the start of a new bullrun? Tell me folks. 
Munger edition.
>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ
>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkDUgeIOkLY [Embed]
>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/g/344993/
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
http://dspace.vnbrims.org:13000/jspui/bitstream/123456789/1732/1/The_intelligent_investor%20%281%29.pdf
>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com We are going back to 50k. It is finally happening AVI sisters BASE coming soon trademark Why was there a second pump last cycle, and how can we tell if there will be a second pump this cycle? Hi all.
I feel bad for you guys always losing money no matter what y'all do. Starting Monday (5/13/2024), I will be posting my trades for free whenever I can.
I will be posting 2 categories of trades: Crypto and Stocks.
For Crypto, I will be posting crypto futures.
for Stocks, I will be posting scalps / swing trades.
In either case I'll try to post what my TP's / SL's are.
WR is between 70-90% depending on the month and state of the market.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
I am NOT asking for compensation, all this info is free to view for anyone.
This is not financial information, just a guy who's stating his opinions online.
Follow at your own risk and use your own brain, if you ask questions that a quick Google search could answer, I will not respond to u. Is this the future of Bitcoin? burger here
i made $600k on a play. no i wont say what it was this thread isnt about that.
ive traded it to eth and its sitting in eth at the moment.
i want to buy a house. i know the instant this money hits cuckbase or kraken a bunch of ransom forms are going to hit me. i know if somehow they dont my bank will definitely have questions about the 6 figures deposited into my bank account
do i need a jew lawyer? ive never had a lawyer before so i dont even know where to start as far as finding one. let alone finding one that is competent in crypto.
please advise anons that have been here. thank you 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>58455765
As always:
>sneed hedgies Why didn't you buy Bitcoin at $1? This man is a billionaire and he says this: Bitcoin is going to zero.
Do you think you’re smarter than him? You’re broke and you can’t even get laid. Sell and go back to work. 2 years ago I started with crypto, made 10k$. Then lost it degen mode. I then worked hard to make 5k$, put it in a coin and it became 11k$. Now this 11k$ became 90k$.
I've always wanted to be a pilot and I've been accepted into pilot's school (18% get through). Is it worth putting this money into pilot's training? Salaries are comfy there. 
Asahi Edition
>Why Gold?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Other rare metals)
more at: https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/
>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database
Previous Thread: >>58408846 something something 11/11 but on solana How long until a quantum AI can hack the blockchain? a jeet is anyone who sells anything before I do Indian scammers... it's over for you 60k broken, next stop 50k, then 40k, and so on If you genuinely could analyse OG holders, i am certain you will find most have either moved on, started selling their stack here and there to reduce exposure and all around have a negative view of Chainlink and how it has turned out along with its potential.
I bet you will also find a distaste for crypto in general, especially alts. Despite Chainlink being managed pretty poorly, it is the entire altcoin and ecosystem that also failed. I dobut this group would see alternatives, it is giving up on crypto in general.
At this point, it is normal to view things this way, and sensible if anything. I believe its some very strange stubborn people who still act positive about LINK and actually live in 2018 still. they pretend these crumbs and shit are still a thing. Despite Sergey recently saying that he spent years "talking to the wrong people" at banks and institutions etc. lol. 
>Basic information
In response to the scam-mania that 2021-/biz/ was jannies have decided to go scorched earth and kill the board with over moderation.
This is an appeal to jannies to please allow at least 1 general where there are no rules and we can once again try to find mooners amongst the trash.
>DO NOT BUY ANYTHING SHILLED HERE
We accept that every project shilled in this thread is a scam, nobody should buy anything here. This is purely for research and entertainment purposes. However posting a honey-pot or other flatly malicious contract should still warrant a perma-ban.
I encourage people to post pump.fun tokens or other tokens that have been around at least for 3 weeks. 99% of projects go to zero within 3 weeks, and pump coins have hardcoded out many of the common rugs such as liquidity pools and malicious contracts. This provides a level of safety crypto for degens that crypto hasn't seen in years.
>General insights
Memecoins are likely to be a new asset class, similar to NFT's. Yes there will be a huge bubble and many people will get rekt, just part of the cycle. They are here to stay, only the strong will survive.
Highly recommend everyone reading the following threads. Memecoins are literally the best casino in the world, degen millionaires are being minted constantly.
https://twitter.com/trading_vapor/status/1782672802794926295
https://twitter.com/trading_vapor/status/1782755352938787049
Never sell for a loss, find the good memes that you dont mind DCA'ing the 90% dips. Sell in HUGE profits only!
Good luck! 
>Basic Information
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy
https://www.bbbwhy.com/
https://www.youtube.com/@theppshow
https://open.spotify.com/show/64hmkmXpetPEVGPlExkDGl
>ex-board member Holly Etlin makes claim that what happened to Bed Bath & Beyond has not happened except in cases of fraud
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1945r00/holly_etlins_statement_regarding_bbby_potentially/
>Share Buyback Fraud Explained
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1749490369258250493.html
>Do companies state that they face bankruptcy...but then *suddenly* do a 180 "Reverse Uno", squeeze short sellers and bring riches to shareholders?
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/16ohoy3/do_companies_sometimes_officially_state_that_they/
>How Can BBBYQ Exit Chapter 11 In A Way That Benefits Shareholders
https://reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/15r9jgh/guess_whos_back_salvatores_back/
>End Game: DTC and NSCC are screwed as the DTC just proved shareholders should Directly Register Shares (DRS)
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13a3yh1/end_game_dtc_and_nscc_are_screwed_as_the_dtc_just/
Previousneed
>>58399300 >selling before a million What good well stablish altcoins are you faggots holding? I'm talking about AI coins or gaming coins, not actual shitty memecoins that ppl will dump when they get bored now that the dust has settled, what went wrong? Unironically seeing people on my twitter timeline and in my telegrams post "we just need to go to 58k for one last flush and then 80k"
Literally a rephrased version of "we just need to cool off for the next rally"
It is fucking over Anon Shill me the next 100X
Only low MC will do, I am ready to risk it all 55K is imminent. I give it 24 hours. Bros, what went wrong? I thought we had unbeatable stamina and focus. Why can't we pump back up? Is it over? so that was it? the bullrun is over? >buy a $2,000 machine
>advertise your service around town
>push a button
>easy $20
You can't go wrong with a robot lawn mower business I am able to predict with 95% accuracy when Bitcoin is going to go up or down, in the short and long term (I have only been able to test it in short-live term, not long unfortunately. Just precedent in that regard) However I am unable to see the magnitude of the change: I can't predict by how much it is gonna go up or down. I was able to accurately predict today's dump was going to continue in real time, but not by 2k. I am able to swing trade in this manner. >major protocols are launching foundational novel technology for decentralized web3 infrastructure
>literally no one in any crypto space I know has researched, analyzed, or talked about it at all
Even just a few years ago people would actually do research and discussion about even the most niche tech, but now there's none of that despite crypto being many times larger. Please, I need crumbs. It's literally the worst performing shitcoin on every time frame. RLC is literally pumping off of promising what ROSE already delivers. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
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XMR Stats: moneroj.net
USE Monero: https://cryptwerk.com/pay-with/xmr/
OFFICIAL WEBSITE - getmonero.org
WHERE TO GET MONERO?
>KYC:
Kraken
Bitfinex
>Non KYC:
LocalMonero
Morphtoken
Bisq
Tradeogre
Crypto ATMs
see: kycnot.me
>Mining
archive.is/TWOah
HOW TO STORE MONERO?
>Desktop
Official Gui/Cli
Feather
>Mobile
IOS: Cakewallet
Android: Monerujo So, they're obviously going to launch an L1 that utilizes the LINK token and is an improved architecture over anything else that exists from a security standpoint. But when? I just wanted to ge inta a young pow coin and i get this in karlsen dc xdxdxdxd The cycle is all that matters >he didn't study the 51.6 year model
>he doesn't know May 2024 is the local top until 2026 Abercrombie and Fitch is the next Express
Has worst selection in forever and all time high stock price.
I'm over 30 and their clothes look like something a 70 yr old would wear people are getting no pussy in this. It's over for them
Opening shorts Say it with me:
>V
>Shaped
>Recovery
Ethereum to 3800 by EOM. we have been crabbing for 3 weeks can i just marry my male friend to save on taxes or is that illegal? Are they worth contributing to beyond an employer match? The returns seem low even with the tax break. >*dumps*
>*get flipped by bitcoin cash, a dead scam*
>*about to get flipped by... check cmc... near protocol, a literally who ghostchain*
so much for swift, dtcc and eric schmidt, ccip and all that nonsense Why the fuck did I have to trade? I would have literally made it if I held from the bottom Is hosting an exchange student a good idea, financially speaking? Hear me out: stop gambling and trading, and start believing in something.
I know some of you have been struggling, and I also know some of you have been looking for where to invest your hard-earned money, but want something more than a classic memecoin. I've been developing something with a group of anons from 4chan, the greatest minds created by God, to dominate the BASE Chain. This involves a big effort, but the final goal will be to secure all the grants, sponsors, and recognition from the normie media and crypto "analysts." If you're still here, it may mean that you are interested. You will be rewarded greatly if you decide to get involved. I'm also preparing an airdrop for the 4chan schizoposters, but we need to be extremely careful because of the new heavy enforcement by the jannies. STOP DUMPING ON US EUROBROS How the fuck do we go down $2,000 in a single hourly candle? This shit is beyond manipulated! Can any economics-savvy people explain why this happens with videogames but not really any other sort of purchase? Like no one buys a shitty used car and thinks "Damn, I need to make sure I drive thousands of miles even though this handles like shit." >Doesn't pump
>Doesn't dump
Can this fucking dog do something? Looks like May is another red month.
If we get 2 red months in a row, then by definition we're back in a bear market.
Its over. The bull run is over. What went wrong, doggy bros? wouldn't it be better that bitcoin crashes to 30k so we can go up 2x faster than if we buy now?
if you buy now you need 120k to just 2x which sucks bullmarket is over.
thanks for playing.
see you in 4 years Red candles make hard times.
Hard times make strong holders.
Strong holders make green candles.
Green candles make weak holders.
Weak holders make red candles.
It's just that easy. If you know where we're at right now, you'll make it EOY. This board is so fucking dead. We could probably get a permanent BAT thread going if everybody promises to bump it every morning or something.
There's more exciting stuff going on with BAT than most of the other shitcoin vaporware nothing coins being posted on this dead board. when will the bullrun begin? All is lost. No hope, no dreams, no future. >buy $10,000 machine
>someone emails you a 3D model
>click "run"
>mail them whatever they ordered
>easy $800
How can you go wrong with a CNC business? My future existence depends on $300 LINK Grayscale sold $100M of Bitcoin today.
They can't keep selling forever. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE “Hey sorry guys, imma let you finish but where is the closest McDonalds?" withdrew my ETH to bank and got $85k frozen by bank and they're asking me for an aml report from AMLbot https://amlbot.address.report/ . any way to cheat on it ? report came back 78% flagged as coming from scams. I swear im clean. wth happened 10k LINK baggies since 2017, how does it feel knowing you could have retired if you sold in 2020 for ETH or BTC? How does it feel now barely holding unto 100k? Day 1023 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING Family friend wants to start social media following
>Gives Andy Elliot several million dollars
>Travels across the country for "networking" and expensive parties/venues
>On one of these trips, films generic business bro/sales bro videos for instagram
>Continues this route, has less than 500 followers, claims his investment will net him billions
>All videos end with screen cap "Dorothy House Media"
>Did my friend fuck himself and get scammed? How is any of this legit? IS there any info out there of people who did something similar? how would this board look like if pic related happened? If the market doesnt pivot to a new solid ath for btc and eth until the end of year I just fucking kill myself. Today I lost more money in this dump than most people earn in a year Guys seriously theres no point in buying real projects anymore in crypto, vcs will dump and theres never any hype to create enough pressure to overcome vc sell wall (only rarely). Time and time again we see good memes run to millis and most of it is retards buying which dont sell even when they make bank. Every pullback is an opportunity The AI, DePIN, DeCC coin of choice for Intel, Nvidia, IBM, Enterprise Ethereum Alliance, Ubisoft and Confidential Computing Consortium. Why even bother with anything else really? Sooner or later you know they'll make it happen, it's just a mater of time really This dump is beacuse of the solar flare which is a nothing burger. we are going back to 63k today or tomorrow. boglechads… what happened This was probably the last shakeout before the bullrun begins for real. Day 1022 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 100k This is the worst market on the planet
I'm so fucking sick of waiting. I've been stuck at mid to high 6 figs for SO FUCKING LONG
I hit 1.2mil again a couple months ago and now I'm back to fucking 700k. I am disgusted with this price action. I fucking hate it.
8 years in this hell hole. FUCK
FUCK
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK What does this mean for the market? I have Ethereum long positions open with entries at 2990, 3100 and 3350, with size. Liquidation at ~2500 levels. And I am not closing them until $4000 per ETH. One ETF approval and I am rich. The matrix is attacking my cryptographic internet money holdings KASPA will break out to 0.24 this month.
KPC20. That is all No one is hiring. What the fuck is going on? I just sold my entire portfolio on Kraken and I want to withdraw, but every time I make a withdraw request from USD over to my bank account, it says that the withdrawal is being processed, and I get the money back to my balance once again. Do any kraken users know what's happening? anyone here have experience with getting (kinda) steady money thru online poker? Should be pretty predictable with the chances, right?? /esoteric ways to fck the tax man/
Foggedaboud'id Tony Edition e
So my fellow Frens, what's the best way to up the tax man and state?
For me it's claiming all my private assets as business assets,claiming all liability over to my companies legal entity.
I am basically a poor man, with zero assets, my company owns everything, and all my assets are secured by the companies legal entity. Nothing can ever be taken, no matter my debts.
I can get as much credit as I want and never pay, and use the system to milk it dry, like the hell-ridden whore carcass it is.
Praise be to my Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth Why buy crypto when it’s been proven that it’s the world’s greatest scam? (and going to zero) Confirmed by Forbes, Google and Bing Learn from the lessons of the past. >im not gambling anon, im trading
>no anon, i don't know anything about the company i just invested my life savings into
>no anon, i don't have any kind of financial reports from the company i just invested my life savings into
>yes anon, i did use probability and statistics on the graph of the stock price MEV mafia in absolute hysterics what's your preferred wallet for holding build rewards? 7 years and counting.
Not a single Link holder made it yet.
Why are you still here? yes im holding litecoin, how can you tell? 
I will like to theorize about something called Attention Economy. Due to social media, which is primarily dominated by female shallowness, it is natural that the attention seeking behavior of the females project itself across the net. As a result, a few people have been saying that attention will be the new currency of the future (in an assumption we proceed down this dystopian path). Just take this as a theory.
To be considered currency, one must first ask can attention buy you a loaf of bread. Or pay the bills. Well, celebrities have already answered this question. The more attention you have, the more freebies you get out or the more people who will willingly do things for you out of worship. Even the most hated guy in the world will still have a bunch of fans. Since labor is the basis of an economy, attention can negotiate and influence it.
Can attention be traded? Yes. If a high profile celebrity references or sponsors you, you are now considered closer to their level, or at least, you have been given "some of their attention." Likely out of some favor or maybe they did it cause you're a friend.
Can you store value in attention? A brand is exactly what this is. Even though something like Blockbuster went out of business, were it to come back, it would have a lot of value simply on its cultural significance alone.
So looking at it from a overview point, an attention economy could function in a bigger way. People can "bet" on a person's popularity to get things done. For example, Trump is essentially this. Michael Jackson was, too.
The downside of course, like any female-orientated making, is that it will inevitably fail as it only works on a "step on others" mentality. There is only so much finite attention in the world so people will be backstabbing each other to get the most of it. NationFi is slowly becoming a thing. Aped a bag of most autist Country out there. Is it worth it or did i rek myself? When we were only kids
And we were best of friends
And we hoped for the best
And let go of the rest
The shadows and regrets
And let go of the rest STOP FUCKING SELLING WHILE IM ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I woke up today with a question:
Is it possible a real integration between different ecosystems without one cannibalizing the rest? I have seen many projects that act as a bridge or aggregator where only one token is important and the rest are just there existing. Think I'm gonna put 30k into Apu and hope it makes top 100 SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL it was a bear trap and that's a good thing 
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Why did the circulation pattern change from a smooth line to large steps every few months?
Why do these somewhat regular patterns occasionally have odd literal irregularities like the brief flatline in May 2021 at ATH? Or the brief spike just before the run up to double digits in October 2023? watch biz-fags not taking advantage of yet another dip and then complain when it goes up eventually Are you taking the over or under on this bet? So i've sent near enough $90k eth back to the same well known exchange from where i bought it, only for my transaction to end up frozen without further notice. Apparently more than 78% of my eth is getting flagged as coming from scam activities and i can't see how that is possible. The exchange hasn't been much helpful either, they just recommended me to run the check on https://amlbot.address.report/ in order to see for myself the issue. It's true that my portfolio is over 78% ''dirty'' but it still it makes no sense and i didn't receive no further advice. Trying to see what i can do in this situation as my transaction is already frozen 
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>Price action redpill
https://cryptoleaks.info/case-no-1
>Educational sites:
https://internetcomputer.org/
>Stats:
https://dashboard.internetcomputer.org/
>Ecosystem:
https://internetcomputer.org/ecosystem I have a feeling that this was the last ever bitcoin bull run, and bitcoin just follows the nasdaq from here with some added volatility. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRQwlM5JRrs&ab_channel=PeterSchiff
wow jew man says gold good???? WOAW >Have a choice between two projects
>Buy the one that isn't vaporware and has a 10x lower market cap
>The other project pumps more off of just promising features the one I bought already delivers making 100x on Solana memes is not possible you know that. 
So I've been doing research for cryptos and initially stumbled upon XRP (Ripple) and got really interested in the idea of banks connecting to blockchains and using blockchains to reduce operating costs and create new asset classes and markets with vastly more liquidity.
But the more I researched, the more I realized their whole operation was a scam and they haven't built anything of any value and don't seem to have any made any meaningful headway towards being something banks can/will actually use.
Along the way I stumbled on Chainlink, which seems to currently be actually capturing the needs of banks and is confirmed working with SWIFT, FIX, and large asset firms like ANZ, as well as helping different governments facilitate stablecoin creation. They basically are the only crypto project I could find who actually appear to be not only building useful products but actively building alongside legacy tradfi infrastructure.
Yet, XRP sits at a $28B mcap while Chainlink is only at a $8B. If Chainlink were to capture the speculative value XRP has (which it should theoretically capture all of that, it would be sitting at minimally a $28B mcap or $49/token, making it a very attractive investment at least compared to other large cap cryptos.
Am I missing something? WHEN DO WE BUY A FUCKING HOUSE
I JUST WANT A FUCKING HOUSE AND DON'T WANT TO SPEND BILLIONS
T_T
FUCK We're saved mETH heads! Gary can't touch us now
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1788950940810162458?t=T2DVQrF_S5HqE_oK5ujakQ&s=19 >be sysadmin
>Do project management stuff too
>Like both
>Make $100k/yr
Should I go balls deep in tech and try to learn AWS/DevOps stuff and try to get a high paying tech job
Or go the business side and pursue project management, which builds more applicable business skills and can open me up to higher paying management/leadership roles down the road Is this coin gonna ever go back to ATH? i bought back in and it starts to dump immediately 
>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
streamable.com/bzilp4
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled
Last time on /GME/: >>58453544
As always:
>sneed hedgies Genuine question: Why
Why the fuck is this market so volatile
Why the fuck do we have so many schizo dumps
For what fucking reason It was obvious there was going to be an AI craze in stocks but all the AI altcoins were blatant vaporware scams so I never bought any. I can't be the only one right? What’s your EOY price estimate for Chainlink? Cocksucking motherfuckers >27 years old
>£72,000 savings/investments
>£44,000/year salary
>0 girlfriend 
do you honestly prefer jannies gatekeeping and arbitrarily deciding which coins you're allowed to discuss over the board being active and there being countless jeet scams spammed nonstop all day(with random 100x gems its your job to find)
i would rather an active board, where theres actual alpha posted every now and then which you can find if you use brain and stay active by reading every new thread
i cant imagine wanting the current state - completely dead with nobody ever sharing coins that are going to moon because they all get pruned
i propose the topic of every thread should be about firing all jannies and get new ones whose only job is to remove illegal/NSFW content. i dont need a gatekeeper to decide what coins i should or shouldnt buy, im perfectly capable of making my own decisions
if WIF was posted on /biz/ today, janny would delete it. despite it making tons of people a lot of money.
the moderators of /biz/ want you broke and investing in 2% yield boomer stocks forever and they think its funny I've been out of the crypto game for the past couple years, what are the hot new flavors of the month? you know this cycle is ending soon, right? everyone can feel it now
you did make it, right? you're not going to have to wait another 4 years, right?
...right? So, was anything of substance announced during the last community call?
I'm mentally preparing myself for a giga dump.
I dropped out of the call when Federico announced that he will have yet another bullshit talk at a university.
They're wasting time and resources, this is not the job of a CEO of a 5 years old venture that has yet to find product market fit. Money would cure my depression I lost 70% of my networth holding alts. Why am I so stupid? I keep buying back into alts even when I know im going to lose it all. Like "social" security or the Bond market, it is a pyramid scheme that requires constant flow of new suckers. Crapto sycophants don't have access to new suckers anymore; at one hand because nobody likes the socialist and scammers that peddle crapto, second no platform wants to put up with crapto scam advertisers, forcing the crapto scammers into hiding among people that are already suckers and cant suck much more.
Its done, pack up the bags and dump em as long as you find a sucker stupid enough to buy it off you Its like "social" security and the bond market a pyramid scheme, relying for its survival 100% on a constant flow of new suckers buying into the pyramid scheme.
The "social" security scam and bond scam, well they have guns to force people into their pyramid scheme - crapto has nothing beside being an open Scam not even trying to hide being a scam We all saw how memes did majority of the big moves in the recent rally, although 99% of memes launched are scam, but then the few good ones still did great numbers which altcoins have failed to do.
Do you still think we will get an altseason and what narratives do you think will be the top gainers. Do I still have a chance to make it ? a pyramid scheme that requires a constant flow of new suckers, to pay out the old suckers that became scammers the moment they got scammed to buy into these pyramid schemes.
The difference, everybody knows by now that crapto is a scam, while the scams of bonds and "social security" can be enforced with violence, crapto has 0 inflow of new suckers Sometimes I lay awake at night and think about if I had done anything - literally anything - other than invest in crypto, I would have made much more money.
In the past 4 years, ive seen friends
>Get promotion after promotion and double their salary and have made nearly $400k more over the past 4 years
>Start a business and see it take off
>Go to school, get a degree, get s good job
>Get into successful side hustles and made bank
>Get into real estate and started buying commercial properties
And yet here I am stuck in 6 figure hell, can't even do anything with my money, learned no real skills or even had fun doing it, and I'm just clicking and waiting for the day I can "make it". I fucking hate this world. If you don’t SELL NOW, you will live to REPENT for it. We’re going down to 30k BTC and 5 dollar LINK until the next bullrun in 2028. Sell all your altcoins. Just buy the dip. That's my advice for you today. No need to stress yourself anons. your time is up bobo. its over. Today we Moass. Grab your helmet retard and enjoy the ride. If it doesn't go sideways, it will dump, then go sideways again, and then dump.
>I'm tired of this. I'm selling my altcoins now. all of you niggas boboposting right now
open the weekly chart https://twitter.com/macdegods/status/1788363913634914481
>BTC to $1,000,000 if trump wins
>BTC to $1,000 if biden wins >Tried swing trading
>Keep missing timing
>Always goes the opposite direction
Fuck this, I have money now, just tell me WHEN to hold and how long to hold, fuck swing trading, i already lost 20k within the week. WOW I'M STUPID. IT WAS A "IT'S JUST A BULLTRAP" BEARTRAP "Trump said U.S. crypto firms are leaving because of what he called “hostility” from Democrats and Securities and Exchange Commission Chair Gary Gensler.
“Crypto is moving out of the U.S. because of hostility towards crypto,” Trump said. “We’ll stop it because I don’t want that—if we’re going to embrace it, we have to let them be here.”
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/05/09/trump-says-hes-good-with-crypto/
Make sure to vote for Trump so we can have mega golden bullrun when he wins. Get those scumbag democrats out of ruining this country. I don't get how you cryptofags have the stomach for seeing your funds dissolve half the time. I tried doing crypto twice now and both times I pulled out once I saw the losses. I know rationally you can buy some boring shit like bitcoin and just ignore it and probably a few years later it'll be worth way more. But the ups and downs are too much for me to handle. I just stick to buying VOO now to track the S&P 500 and it's way less stressful. When it goes down it's only by much smaller amounts usually and if it gets really bad at least that means the entire rest of the world is having a massive financial disaster too. Tired of holding my linkies alone, heavy as the sand. Now am fucking confused, where is the pump biz promised after halving, or am I missing something.
What is the next narrative, I want to make it in this bull cycle its again at the minimum price and most likely will bounce again especially since they have some new
I posted about it since 2 years, it since visited the minimum price 4 times and bounced hard, if you always bought and sold for 40% you would have your Ethereum increased almost x4!!!!
So x6 your money, and if you just hold it still wont lose you Ethereum.
I think people always dismissed me here, how many times has it to work?
Here are the Ethereum defending the minimum price
(in the comment) Hello anons.
I'm a eurofag trying to start off in day trading US Market but I'm getting overwhelmed.
I'm trying to find a commission-free broker that has a lot of features like stock trading, futures, options, etc (no crypto)
I tried using IBKR and I was getting shafted by the commission fees per trade (basically, on all my green trades, I'd go red because of commissions)
I used to want a broker with TradingView integration to make it easier, but now I kinda gave up on that since even though IBKR has TV integration, it only displays delayed data, so I'll just trade from phone\website and keep using TradingView separated.
I looked into Trading212 and XTB, but they're missing a lot of stocks. I was looking at Tradestation and Firsttrade, but stopped and came asking for advice (not financial advice) before I opened any more accounts.
plz help I have not idea what's good value right now. What hasn't pumped too much thats a good buy? 
